MUH PHOENIX storytime

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>>92403227

>>92403227
You're good people OP

>>92403227
Oh boy my favorite!

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>>92403281
Thanks anon, its good to be appreciated.

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Gross cap

I fucking love Nuzlocke, but he disappears for 8 months, drops 1 post, then disappears again. I hope he knows how appreciated he is

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>>92403681
I hope so too. This shit had me in stitches the first time I read it. Even after several readings, its great.

>>92403372
And that ass was never seen again.

>>92403227
please fucking god can nuzlocke do this with America or Secret Empire

please

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>>92403752
F

Thanks for the storytime OP

>>92403575
> That's bullshit my eyes are fine

>>92403604 setup
>>92403714 callback

Seriously this was the only way to make this piece of shit tolerable, I hope Bendis choked on his own phlegm reading it.

>>92403517
Fucking kek man

>>92403756
I am genuinely surprised that there hasn't been a brawl where the two involved weren't openly mirin

>>92403420
I keep forgetting Sam's been around for quite a while.

>>92403798
IlluminatingComics is doing Civil War 2 right now at least

>>92403575
>magneto calls bullshit.jpg

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Sorry about that, embeded file issue to sort

>>92403227
that shit was and still is so fucking hilarious

says something about an event when the parody has a much more coherent story

>>92403227
>Newfags
>Storytimes AvsX
lololol

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Truly a noble cause Scott.

>>92403227
Fucking aces, OP. Love this shit. Thanks for taking the time and effort to do this!

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>>92404412
Strange as it is, its more consistent overall too. Gotta love the covers too.

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Good lad Ben

>>92403227
When is this guy going to finish his Nuzlocke comic?

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>JEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAN

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And there we go. Hope you all enjoyed it, I did. Better than the real deal by a long way if you ask me.

>>92406560
Thank you for the storytime

>>92403517
I never understood why in THIS event Obama was "important" when usually the President only has the occasional cameo appearance no matter how big the threat is. In fact, usually the bigger the threat, the less likely the President will be relevant, usually only national security crises require his attention in comics.

>>92403404
>time to get that pot of gold
kek

>>92403517
>apparently nova's a kid now
>not sure what's up with that
this is the best version of tony I've read in a long time

>>92403281
Another 12 year old clinging to homophobia cuz "GAY = WEIRD!" . Why did I come here again? Fuck this and fuck you, you talentless moron

>>92406844
I think he was just there for the futa presentation.

Do you ever wonder where Nuzlocke goes for such outrageous stretches of time?

>>92407177
Deployment.

>>92405360
I love Cap so much in this

>>92405395
yeah, the covers are amazing

>>92406389
>top panel
wew, get recked Bendis

>>92404590
spot the newfag

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>>92406200
I have to say, I kind of like what Illuminated Anon did with this scene better

>>92405288
>>92405323
>Transonic
poor lass

>>92407117
Forgot to add, desu I fucking hate this ebin "4chan culture" meme. Talk like a fucking human.

>>92407627
>desu
Wtf? I wrote desu not desu.

>>92407657
lel

>>92404161
>Did I leave the oven on?
will this joke ever get old?

no

>>92407415
Is there still a link to Illuminated comics somewhere? The dude's website nuked everything except for its Carol stuff

>>92403604
>whats the matter, dont they make soap here?

I cant fucking breathe

>>92408078
http://illuminatingcomics.tumblr.com

There are links to the older Everything Is Illuminated and then it Dies stuff in the About section (cbrs)

>>92403227
First time reading this. Thanks for being so great. You deserve this (you).

>>92409122
Thanks anon, its always appreciated.

>>92407657
baka desu senpai
roody-poo

>>92405410
Kek

>>92403866
>>92403849
>Magneto...
>You are NOT the father.

>>92403227
Thanks OP. I just got through reading it from start to finish a week ago.

>>92407117
Who is this person talking about?

>>92407177
It was jail once

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>>92410415

Nuzlocke cap is best cap

OP here: any other storytimes (from Nuzlocke or otherwise) that you want to see? I'll do one tomorrow to keep us going until Wednesday.

anyone got the Superior Spider-Man image Nuzlocke made?

>>92407117
>>92407627
>>92407657
I can't tell if this is b8 or actual newfaggery

>>92414338
Is "I don't need your Civil War" any good?

>>92415110
Good enough. See you tomorrow.
>>92414538
When in doubt, bait.

>>92403563
so THIS is where that's from!

this whole thing is amazing so far

>>92403227
That was some fucking ride.

>>92403420
Threatening a kid with anal prolapse, nice.

God I missed this edit.

>>92403517
>no reason reason

>>92403936
>setup
Anon the setup is for the punchline. Which is still a really good punchline.

>>92404284
>Van Dyne Special
That's always great

>>92403476
the best cyclops page

>>92403227
I knew something was missing from my life.
Thanks OP.

>>92404273
>it was me logan. I was there.

Fucking slays me every time

>>92404473
>only the best for you, Aniki

fucking great

I'm pretty sure when he storytimed this he also revealed he was the one who was shitposting the "Peter Parker deserves to die" threads for months when Superior was going on. A true man till the end.

>>92423934
Got the image?

>>92423934
I remember that too, but I don't have any caps.

>>92405635
>Spider-Bueno
I'd ready the shit out of that.

Lot of newfags in this thread.

>>92403227
Awwwe yesss you da real mugga

>>92403575
>My eyes are fine.
Every time

>>92406560
I would've liked this page better if the jetpack didn't become an in-universe joke already

Nicccce

>>92406560
Good stuff, Anon
Good stuff.


I should see what Nuzlocke's been up to.
Maybe he did another part for Hobbit Abridged.

>>92404161
>rulk's face
>did i leave the oven on
my sides

>>92404677
>Secondary mutation
The tool of lazy writers everywhere

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>>92425555

>>92403517

Well, look like I was wrong all this time. Thank you, Captain America.

>>92405947
>Eragon sucked
My mugga.

last bump

>>92403798
The thing about America, is what the fuck could you posibly do that's crazier than the origninal? It's already practically a minstrel show parody as it is.

>>92404381
>No, friend... It is you who is not shit!
kek

>>92404455
>That compelling anti season 8 argument
>People think Cap is in the wrong in any of this

>>92407177
Binges of pokemon inflation pron.

>>92405410
>Chun Li
>Liu Kang
I don't know why shit like this always gets me

>>92405425
>your kind
Cats?