Left of right, /co/

Why does /co/ loves cartoon mommies so much?

Is it because their real mothers were mean and harsh?

Cat or Rock.
Sophie's choice right there.

>>92391313
Because Freud was right

>>92391313
same reason for tumblr's obsession with cartoon daddys

>>92391581
Tumblr is obsessed with cartoon daddies?

>>92391283
As a mom? Left.
As a long term romantic partner? Left again.
For a quick fuck? Either works.

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>>92391581
That explain the whole "Samurai dad" thing

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>>92391606
Only ones I can think of at the moment are these two. Oh and Rick. He's popular with westaboos too for some reason.

Note: they may not necessarily have to have kids.

>>92391748
Why do lonely loser women like father figures so much?

>>92391606
Yes. Tumblr is like 4chan for girls. So just like a true gender flipped counterpart, they also have the gender flipped problems we have.

>>92391283
Right. Left is married, and also my neighbourhood has a ton of dogs that really don't like cats. Hell, I have a dog that hates cats. Would not end well.

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Both.

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>>92391748
Jack too

>>92391781
electra complex
desire for a strong authority figure

>>92391918
Didn't check the tags yet (and I'm not planning to for a while) but didn't he lose a lot of cred for the whole jashi thing?

>>92391283
Left is furfaggotry so right.

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>>92391969
Yeah. Tumblr hates Samurai Jack now
>no MUH DAD

>>92391283
Left obviously. Anyone who chooses right is gay.

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>>92392286
Well, they got their father-daughter relationship all right..

Talk about a monkey's paw scenario.

>>92391283
left
>>92392014
>pearl
>not faggotry

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>>92392324
>>92391706
>>92392342

>being a furry

>>>/trash/

>>92392372
yeah thanks 2008 for reminding me of old memes.

>>92391283
Definitely left

Neither.


All three fandoms they are associated with are garbage for good reason.

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>>92391283
Left is easily the better person
and sexier too

>>92392372
I'd rather be a furry than have to deal with Pearls bullshit any day.

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>>92391283
Left. Pearl hates men.

>>92392976
What fandoms

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Neither.

>>92391283
Left.

>no one likes Pearl

>>92392325
Based Genndy

>>92393129
She sure loves dick tho

>>92395900
How so

>>92392372
they both /trash/

>>92391283
Left. Nicole has tits and ass. She's an experienced woman too and digs fat guys(which is great for me).

Pearl is a faggot.

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>>92391283
>left of right
Is this one of those 'tree falling in the woods' riddles anon?

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>>92397851
>>92394166
>>92393129
>>92392856

>Experienced woman

She's a cat you furry piece of shit.

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>>92391606
Like you wouldn't fucking believe.

>>92397936
Only newfags still sperg out

no one from April of 04 even cars anymore. The only one who really care are newfags who substituted lurking with reading ED as was the case with me a while back

>>92391283

Let them fuse.

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>>92398695
pls no

Mom kitty is best not mixed with lesbo rock

>>92391283
Left, left, left, left

Ya'll can have the salty lesbian with issues if you want.

>>92398695
I second this

>>92398899
Mixing shit with gold just makes shitty gold. Pearl is the shit here if you can't tell

>>92399307
.Spoiler

ah good, you had me worried for a sec.

>>92397936
A cat is fine too

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>>92397936
A lewd cat

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>>92400325
>>92400005
>>92398021
Please tell me how you people are somehow better than ponyfags, again?

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>>92400352
Because we aren't low enough to go for the bitchy, contemptuous, emotionally messed up, Space rock hologram, simply becuase we're afriad of what Newfags and ED wannabes will think of us, you tasteless coward.

>>92400429
Just ignore him. He is baiting.

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>>92391283
Left

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Why does /co/ hate Pearl now? /co/ used to love her

>>92392976
Furries, Tumblr/gays and?

>>92397997
>sans
>cartoon
>daddy
I won't take him for an answer.

>>92400352
>>>/pol/

>>92391313
>Pearl
>mom

I thought this meme was pretty much proved to be wrong?

>>92401681
>condescending xeno who thinks little of humanity
>bitchy nag with a stick up her ass
>archetype of a terrible single mother with emotional issues
>will never under any circumstances put out
>will never get over her crush
The real question is how anyone ever liked her in the first place.

>>92402675
He's not from /pol/ he's just a shitposter. /pol/ack actually like horsefuckers because their standard and quality of discourse is higher than those of the influx of redditors that /pol/ has had ever since it became the new /b/.

>>92402773
Because she was not like that in the first half of S1. She was a real mom before the MUH ROSE bullshit

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>>92402835
I kinda feel bad for old school /pol/acks. They've become so overridden with newfag filth that refuses to lurk that April 1st's influx of horse pussy was welcomed simply on the grounds that it drove them out.

>>92401681
I liked season 1 Pearl who was a wise and motherly figure to Steven, not post season 1 Pearl who's a bi polar jealous thirsty lesbian.

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>>92391283
Right.

>>92403026
>I liked her when she had no character but when they added more and it went against the bland cardboard cutout waifu I had made her out to be in my head.

>>92403064
She was a character you stupid SUfag

>>92403134
Uh no honey thats not how that works.

>>92402995
>implying /co/ isn't full of newfags

>>92403619
What is he even saying about /co/?

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>>92391283
>Blue Katia or tumblr icon

I choose the kitty.

>>92404042
>blue Katia
Is Prequel older than Gumball?

>>92404595

Gumball premiered in 2010 and Prequel started in 2011

>>92403186
Kys

>>92403041
That is amethyst

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>>92404595
No, but Khajiit have had people's dicks for a lot longer.

>>92408422
What is that

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>>92409077
Modded-models for the katgirls in Skyrim.

Also recommended: turning said game into a DMC/Dank Souls hybrid to prevent boredom when not jacking off.

>>92391313
You know that not everything needs to be based around your lame attempt at being a pseudo-psychologist, right? Or are you just projecting your insecurities?

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>>92393129
>That pic
Post the rest

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>>92391283
Nicole all day, everyday

>>92403619
Never said it wasn't. If anything, I was repaying to someone who was discouraging another anon from replying to an obvious newfag

>>92409350
>being a fatfag

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>>92409816
I never mentioned the subject matter, anon. Is there something you'd like to share?

>>92409816
You make me want to see the rest now!

>>92392372
Bro, it's 2017, why the fuck do you still care about furries?

>>92409194
>DMC/Dank Souls hybrid

gross.

anyone who uses a rolling mod should get nailed to an upside down cross.

>>92410445

>gumballfag makes a booru
>drop it within a week and don't upload the half a decade of fanart backed up because he's too lazy and also new as fuck

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>>92410445
Thank you.

>>92410559
At least that booru got some fanfics. Gumball fics are rare.

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>>92392372
Weebs won the battle of /b/ but lost the war, get over it.

>>92410522
If all you're doing is rolling your energy to nothing (skyrim-wise), you're doing it wrong.

>>92391738
This is what should've happened.Not some shitty forced relationship

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My mind says neither but right if I have to choose
My dick says left

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>>92411907
>namefag
>thinks his opinion matters
Every time.

>>92411907
Stay mad

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>>92391283
Both.

>>92409194
>Skyrim

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>>92414047
Yes, Skyrim, the world's greatest porno-roleplay game next to Garrysmod and Fallout.

Any problems?

>>92414613
>the greatest porn-rp game
Kek no. Nothing can top WoW

>>92391283
Neither I don't like giiiirls.
>>92391606
Soldier 76

>>92415272
These are not girls. They are a rock and a cat

>>92397936
She's an experienced cat you normie piece of shit.

>>92391283
Why compare these two in particular?

>>92418301
Thread was made on Mother's Day, when Cartoon Network had a Gumball marathon to celebrate. These two are Cartoon Network's top moms.

>>92418301
Popular characters from popular shows

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>>92415081
WoW relies mostly on other players' willingness to compensate for those small shitty minimally-moddable characters.

Come, anon, join the beauty of having full-control over your little sex fantasies.

>>92420794
>WoW relies mostly on other players' willingness
This is literally the point of a RP game. Source of your pic?

>>92420794
Skyrim models are fucking awful you /v/tard. I would love a game with toon-like catgirls tho.

>>92410102
because some autistic child just found /b/ a week ago.

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>>92419008
>Pearl
>top mom
>mom

>>92420898
VanRipper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rpn58ss2_4
http://vanripper.deviantart.com/