The French need to be nuked: the movie

What is this and why do you hate it so much?

>>92389429
Holy crap you need to chill.

>>92389515
snakes being degenerates

>>92389429
>that sexy snek

God bless the French.

>>92389429
Thought this was a Viper spin-off movie from Kung Fu Panda from the thumbnail.

Other than one of the snakes having emo hair, why do you have it? Or why is it implying France deserves the old nuclear treatment?

>>92389429
I don't know what this is and I don't know why you're shitting your diapers over it but that fucking scorpion has antennae and scorpions do not have fucking antennae.

>>92389429
it's on netflix,

Snakes are not for sexual you French fries

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>>92389575
there are a few more

they like dancing

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>>92389688
Snakes ARE for sexual

>>92389978
my nigga

>>92389429
OP needs to take a nap: the thread.

[s-å-g-é]

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>>92389978
>topic about snek.
>posts human in costume.

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>>92389429

I wanna fuck that snek.

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>>92391424
Fine

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thicc snekk

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damn, totally wanted to make a thread about this

>>92389429
Why does that snake have hair?

Some of the dancing snake animation is pretty cool

So long as we leave Ankama out of it, I completely agree.

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Oh crap, OP. I literally bust finished watching this movie half an hour ago.

But anyway, kind of a dissappointment. Animation was really nice, I'll give it that, and the novelty of snake protagonists made me watch it all the way. Besides the scorpions, the characters all had nice, colorful designs.

Saddly, the whole story is a mess. It had a direction but with no theme or message to flesh it out. The worst part is there is no real character development, no broken status quo and no clear idea of how things turned out in the end for the main protagonsists.

Also, this whole sequence was...strange

I'm still doing fanart of it anyway.

>>92391971
wow.

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>>92389429
>snake with hair

That scorpion have buzz lightyear's face.

>>92394462
>>92393570
its a wig. he wears it because wanted to be a snowflake. he loses it pretty soon though

>>92394462
Plot twist: it's a wig the character only wears for 6 minutes, then is lost and never worn again.

i liked it. slow and hokey in places, but overall a nice film.


dem snakey fuck-me-eyes

>>92389429
The movie looks like shit but if we nuked countries just for that everybody would be dead.

>>92394399
Here's (part of) the sequence in question, for those curious:

https://vimeo.com/215083727/description

>>92393950
Ankama is shit.

>>92389556
that is the driving force for the MC

>>92394399
>>92394620
>that part where the sperm penetrates the egg.
>Snake offering the forbidden fruit.
I watched the whole movie this morning, thought it was good to see snakes in a movie and not have them be villains, watching this with some little kids and one was adamant that all snakes are bad.

Funny. I almost watched this today.

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>mfw I see the snake on the left with that haircut

Kek

>>92389429
What for? French are not the only ones making LeFunnyTalkingAnimals movies.

Cool, I´d love to see more comics/cartoons where the reptiles aren`t evil

>>92389429
....
It's a movie

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>>92389429
I thought that was the fucking Sicario poster for a second. Which is alright, I meant to rewatch that anyway.

Still feel like this movie would much better off without the scorpions. Those designs are atrocious.

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REMOVE SNAKE

>>92397221
>earings
Hey look, there's something that looks even stupider than boobs on a snake!

>>92398518
The more I want to fuck the snake the better the design is. Earings and boobs and all.

>>92389637
Snakes also do not have hair. Why does that snake have fucking hair?!?

>>92391424
She's a real lamia in her setting so you calling her fake means nothing.

>>92398778
Read the thread.
>>92394495
>>92394497

>>92398778
>duurr, I cannot read
>>92394497
>>92394495

You people do know that male sneks have two penises, right?

>>92398825
>>92398869
Knee-jerk reaction posting is wrong, I understand that. Reading threads by replies and reply chains instead of chronological post time is how I do, regardless of thread.
Doesn't mean it won't happen in the future, but it also doesn't mean I don't try to do it often.

>some of these replies
OP may be overreacting to a mediocre movie, but it's worse to overreact to OP because you have your head in the dumpster.

>>92394620
What is even context behind this sequence? It looks like that snake charmer make her go in heat with his flute or something.

>>92398518
Boobs on a snake is an excellent design choice you PLEBEIAN.

>>92399151
t. Tezuka

>>92398954
>It looks like that snake charmer make her go in heat with his flute or something.

Eh you're actually not that far off.

>Female snake is captured by charmer
>Tries to scape but is hypnotized by his flute
>Starts dancing against her will
>Has a 2D-animated hell of a trip while she does

>>92399539
Sounds like a plot to a hentai doujin

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>>92399668
You don't say.

I lost count of how many times someone was violating the female snake's personal space.

Snakes have two penises.

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>>92398873
>>92400040
If you guys have to point that out you must've forgotten where you are.

So.. granted, I had this movie running in the background while I was doing everything else but.. Creepy stalker snake meets crazy hot dancing snake for like.. 5 minutes.. Then spends the rest of the movie stalking/following her through the desert and then saves her for some reason and she goes "You did that for me?"

>>92401491
What makes that worse is that they repeatedly point out "dude, you only met her for 5 minutes!" several times, like it's some kind of meta joke, but there's no pay off because in the end they still fall in love anyways.

>>92398873
>>92400040
The better question is why they have two penises. I want to know. Is it because they mate in one big orgies?

>>92401700
It's to make up for the lack of other appendages.

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>>92401700

So he can bang the twins at the same time, duh.

>>92400040
>>92398873
Gee bill, two wieners?

>>92389564
...isn't that like the entire mythology behind snakes, though?

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>>92400040
>>92403076

>>92389429
>snakes are finally the good guys/main focus
>"we need to nuke France"
Found the rat!

>>92403141
But rats already had a french movie.

Oh wait, that was an american movie set in france. Nvm.

>>92397221
>I thought that was the fucking Sicario poster for a second.
Kek

>>92389429
So big question:

Dub or Sub?

>>92406006
Depends. Which one?

>>92407048
I mean which one sounds less like ass?

>>92407343
Dub. French isn't bad, but Omar Sy's voice does NOT fit the MC at all. English va sounds more appropriate.

The wig snake speaks in an annoying surfer/junkie voice, but other than his, all the other voices are good.

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>>92400008
Like gees, someone give her some space.

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>>92389429
>>92389556
>>92391971
>>92392791

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>>92397221
>Alejandro

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literally watched this movie last night. there's absolutely no character development whatsoever. and the sidekick does fuckall in the movie and is even kicked out of the movie and comes back at the end of it. took a screen shot too.

>>92394399
I'm laughing because i just finished watching this movie just now and then i saw this fucking thread.
I totally agree, visually it looks amazing especially the background designs and film art direction. But the French are only good for that. Story-wise they're almost as bad as China.

>>92389429
Me in the middle

>>92409477
You're the little girl

still can't get over the part where the love interest goes on a peyote trip and a bunch of snakes went into the sun. it was fucking conception

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>>92391971
I wanna hug thicc snek

>>92391971
they totally needed to emphasize the scale patterns. whoah, that's a lot of detail.

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>>92398518
Relevent

>>92399219
>t. Spotty-the-Cheetah

>>92399151

>That one artist who does tits on Feral Futa Serperior

What did I do in a past life to end up in this fresh hell that I even know it's a thing?

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>>92412513
>Feral, Titted, Futa Serperior
Now you've gone and made me curious, anon.

>>92415498
There's nothing left to discuss, anon.

>>92416885
Why the fuck would anybody ever draw that?

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>>92411119
aren't the Sneks and Thinmints the same thing just that the latter is genetically modified?

>>92418370
Thin men are heavily modified vipers with human DNA to make them look more human so they can spy and shit. Also, imagine how the Earth is after the elders are killed and their control over the aliens now stranded on Earth.

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>>92403076
>>92403132

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>>92394620
>https://vimeo.com/215083727/description
I just watched this on Saturday. I liked it, but holy fuck that scene through me off. Thought we were going to a whole dark-route rape-y scene where the girl snek got with the dick-fat-chinned snake and Omar was going to get cucked.


Even though that didn't happen another thing that fucking through me off was that they constantly brought up the fact that the Main Snek only talked to the girl for a few minutes. They say that specifically. And that this whole idea is bananas. And the movie goes like "Yeah, it is." and fucking ignores it later. It's not a gag. It's not self-reflection. It's just... the pile of crap your dog left you on your carpet and your only response is "He must've ate a lot of beef" before you go back to fapping to Xcom Snakes

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>>92398518
>he doesn't worship the snek

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>>92418733
>>92418370
>>92410673
>>92389747

I bet everyone itt is a snake irl.

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>>92418905

>>92398805
She's shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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>>92418905
you know too much.

>>92390114
my naga

>>92418455
The thins start wanting the dick and competing with Vipers.

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>>92419183
those snek ladies wanting the delicious warmblooded humans to coil around

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>>92389978
Too much animu-human.

>>92419301
That poor snake.

Fucking has to hurt

>>92391971
>>92407948
>>92409009
I'm going to need more of this.

>>92420718
I have seen this one before, it does it on its own with no prompting

Yes, the snake learned how to open doors and now does so whenever it pleases

>>92389429
snek

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>>92420988
Remember to never bully sneks, they have feelings too!

>>92420718
I doubt it. Snakes are designed to fall from heights like trees; a fall like that would barely register.

>>92420723
What an adorable Coral Snake.

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>>92421134

>>92420988
snek is kill

>>92419301
The commanders have to keep reprimanding Troopers to stop "capturing" Vipers and Thinnies.

>>92421216
>the berserkers are females too
imagine one of them taking a liking to a human guy and deciding the pink little squishy thing needs protecting

>>92421201
>no tears, only dreams now

>>92409009
Are all the girl snakes in a snakecharmer's basket?

Is this a snek harem?

>>92409009
>a thicc snake

Thank you France for the new fetishes.

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>>92420634
I have all sorts of snake ladies

>>92420723

Red touches black, friend of Jack. Red touches yellow, stick it bellow.

>>92389429
Looks kinda lame but I'm probably going to watch it because of the snake protagonists. Allah knows I'm starved for that shit

>>92421319
There's one male snake in the basket, and though he really wants to fug the main girl, he also flirts with the others.

So, kind of.

>>92389429
>mandarin cinema
chinese collab likely

>>92420508
>>92389747
I really like that one white snake design, somehow reminds me of the spider from James and the Giant Peach, I think it's the eyes.