Is that his-?

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>>92386011

>Akum + Drinking it = Pregnant

That's not how it should work

>>92386011
finger?
YES!

>>92386657

Aku doesn't know how making babies works.

>>92386657
It's ultimate evil, he ain't gotta explain shit.

>>92386011

Puuuuuure eeeeeeeevil

>>92386657
Buddy Aku's evil is so potent that I guarantee it would get a pumpkin pregnant

Aku seriously thinks that the high pristess drank that?

>>92386011
Dude this is a blue board

>>92386657
virgin birth, babe

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pretty sure that's his ESSENCE

>>92386657
What's the realistic way you would expect magic evil wizard essence to function?

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>>92386942

>Akum + Into her girly parts = Pregnant

Obviously

>>92386657
Yeah, everyone knows you gotta pee in a girls but to get her pregnant.

>>92386973
Let me rephrase that so it's a bit more obvious:

Why would magic evil wizard essence function in the same way as actual baby batter?

>>92387110
>Why would magic evil wizard essence function in the same way as actual baby batter?
Here's the problem.
You're trying to explain to him it's not cum and he's trying to insist it is.

>>92387110
Because the way they did it, you could probably have shown this episode on regular CN. We need to justify the more severe rating in EVERY episode

>>92387110

Because humans are still humans, how come Jack got corrupted with Aku essence but the woman got pregnant?

Are you telling me the dark essence just "knew" where to go and what to be once it was inside her body

>>92386011
Someone needs to photoshop BLACKED over in the corner of this picture.

>>92386884
>Aku's "essence" = cum
>Aku's warrior Demongo steals the essence of great warriors
You don't think...

>>92386011
his blood?yes

>>92387179
>Are you telling me the dark essence just "knew" where to go and what to be once it was inside her body

She drank the goo from his finger and became pregnant.

It is clearly not semen.

>>92387179
I'm telling you that, like magic in a lot of fictional works, the full extent of Aku's powers and the specific rules it follows (if any, maybe it's just straight up reality-altering bullshit) aren't explicitly stated, and never have been. Assuming any of it follows any kind of logical pattern or matches some real process doesn't make sense.

In this same episode he repaired a robot assassin from only the robot's head in a fraction of a second. It all falls under the "It's magic I ain't gotta explain shit" heading.

Anyone have the updated 4 guys reaction image?

>>92387179

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination?wprov=sfla1

They find their way.

>>92387339
>>92387398

So basically "It’s Magic. I Ain’t Gotta Explain Shit."

That actually makes sense

>>92387431

Seconding this

>>92386011
The worship and statue turned Aku on, so he spilled out his 'essence' into the cup.

>>92386011
What exactly did he think they were going to do with a goblet full of his evil goo?

>>92387481

Worship it

>>92387481
Better question.
Why did he leave a cup of evil goo?

>>92387508

So they fucking worship it

>>92387508
Because they asked really nicely and made a pretty sweet temple in his image.

>>92387531
Isn't that what the statue is for?

>>92387636
He wanted to give them the real deal

>>92387636
He liked the statue and the worshiping so he gave them the real deal.

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>>92387140
>silhouette of her sticking a funnel up her hoo-ha while the others pour in the essence
It, uh, might jack up the rating even more

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>>92386729
What the flying monkey shit is this?

>>92387932
>>92387878
>>92387555
>>92387531
Ok that makes enough sense I suppose.

>>92387283
He always did strike me as a little queer.