Happy Mother's Day

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>tfw mom spent the entire morning yelling at me because I forgot to clean up after making macaroni and cheese last night
H-happy Mother's Day.

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>>92385931
>tfw my mom sends me a text saying I'm adopted and ugly

yeah... Happy Mother's Day...?

>>92386475
She's only saying that to make you stronger.

>>92385931
How old are you for that to happen?

>>92385840
>basically had my mom spend an entire day in the local jail for mother's day
i swear it should have been better than it was. it's like the universe is trying to fuck with me

>>92386583
20

>>92386806
You should've known better.

>>92385931

Clean up after your damn self.

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>tfw you grew up with a single Mom and the first episode of AoT fucked with your head for a week

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>>92386806

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>>92389975

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a mother 11 times over.

I actually think Rita is super cute in a mom sort of way.

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>>92393486
When they first revealed her face so many people were shitting on her. What the fuck were they expecting from a person who gives birth to that many kids?

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>>92393537

>>92385840
>Tfw your mom did a hit and run followed by another accident in a prescription drug mixed with alcohol incident 2 days ago.

>I have no face for that

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>>92394383
>mfw your mom

>>92390678
Lori and Leni were planned.
Luna and Luan were most likely planned too, but the parents were hoping for a boy.
By Lynn, they gave up and named her after the father.
Lincoln was a happy accident.
Lucy was just a straight accident.
Lana and Lola were a two-for-one accident.
Lisa was them striking gold.
Lily was a result of someone forgetting to wrap it up or take a pill.

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>>92394692
>accident
>forgetting

Rita has probably been running a very lucrative webcam show for the last 18 years.

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>>92394860
>tfw pregnancy fetish is my thing
>I absolutely hate children

>>92394973
if only there were a way to terminate a pregnancy right before it came to term

>>92394973

Yeah, it sucks. And most pregnancy stuff is of questionable quality.

>>92394995
likes right before the water breaks
>>92395004
fucking this, some just stick a ball on a woman or make them incredibly big.

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>>92385840

I just realized she's been straight up pregnant for at least 8 years of her life. Not counting the ordeal of dealing with newborns.

For the first 5 kids she was pregnant for 5 years straight. She's a monster.

>>92395064

Yeah, I feel like you can kind of tell when an artist is into pregnancy themselves, or if they're just being commissioned to do it. Plague's old pregnancy stuff under 1800 was great.

>>92394860
honestly, starvation is one of the least of our issues of over population.

>>92394860
Impregnation fetish here. All i need is some good roleplay. No need for that bump.

>>92385931

A good present would have been not leaving her a mess to clean, faggot.

>>92395090

THAT was Plague?

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>tfw my mom got drunk the night before mother's day and I came home from work to find her masturbating in the living room
>she's 64

I need to move out

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>>92395083
>pregnant for 5 years straight.

>>92395083
>>92396119

>yfw she's been lactating for almost two decades now. As soon as one kid is weened, she's preggo all over again.

>>92396184
As this point, her hormones are out of whack. She probably has to perpetually pump at night or wear one of those specialty bras that retain lactation leakage.

>>92396707

I wonder what cup size she started from.

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>>92385931
If your mother cleans up after you often then it's pretty dumb of you to act like a victim.

>>92393408
Got a name, friend?

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>>92385840
I want Rita to sit on my face

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OOHHHH SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>92393486
Her laugh does things to me. Good things.

>>92385840
that pussy must be a war zone

>>92394973
>Have a fetish for impregnation
>Think pregnant women are disgusting
why

>>92386349
Are they giving him handies?

>>92395306
>art that was 90% catgirl impregnation

No fucking shit it was Plague.

>>92393537
THICC

>>92400664
Fuck you, you ruined it for me now.