Do you think God stays in Heaven because he lives in fear of

>>92377859
Jesus Christ

>>92377859
With this shit around, God was never here in the first place

>>92377917
shit like this is why he left us in the first place

>>92377859
Discover the Earth inside my unbranded drink can?

>>92377859
Emoji are just glorified picture emoticons. Atleast emoticons are flexible and consistent

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I feel so bad for the saps stuck in those suits

This is why Sony Pictures needs to die.

I remember when they were called emoticons and there weren't 5000 of them.

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>>92378089
Smartphones. They live!

>>92378141
I remember when they were called stickers and you could put them anywhere.

God's never left Heaven once.

>>92377859
Holy Shit

How would you make an emoji cinematic universe?

>>92378125
Nah the probably are happy it's a full body suit that hide their face

>>92377859
Spy kids was ahead of it's time.

>>92378141
they're called smileys newfag

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God is dead, we all killed him.

>>92378234
Emoji emoticons gifs and of course Maymay

Each universe conveys a feeling/message.

>>92378196
Other than to cuck Joseph.

>>92378271
Sauce?

>>92378526
Persona 5 judging by the text

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>>92377859
>WangoTango!

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>>92377859
I hope brad jones really gets mad at this

>July 28
They moved it off my birthday? I see my increasingly hysterical emails worked.

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>>92377859

>>92378360
He didn't fuck her. He just grew in her womb. Also Mary was weird because she was born without original sin. What do you think they did after Jesus was born?

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>A movie I don't like exists therefore God is dead and society is collapsing.

Do you think people were sperging out this hard in the 50s when garbage like "Glen or Glenda" and "Plan 9 from Outer Space" came out?

>>92380368
>hyperbole was invented in 2007

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When was the last time you saw someone in a turd costume?

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>>92377859

>our FIRST movie

>>92377859
>Discover the inside your
What did they mean by this?

>>92380368
>abloo bloo

>>92378526
>>92378625
Persona 5. I'll tell you who it is but it's MAJOR SPOILERS.

>>92378526
Tapatio

>>92378125
Why? No one will ever know who they are unless they reveal it and they get paid for it.

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>>92377859
>Pulls a "Lego Movie" and is actually great
>even more insane amount of Emoji stuff at the store
>mfw this wins Best Animation Picture at the Oscars
>Oscar Winning Emoji Movie presents: Fidget Spinners The Movie

>>92383005
The lego movie was great because it was helmed by Chris Miller and Phil Lord, aka the guys who somehow managed to take a movie about food raining from the sky and turn it into something great. There's 4 writers on this one and the only one significant enough for a wikipedia page is "Jordan Roberts" and the only significant thing he's done is co-write Big Hero 6, which wasn't that great.

>>92383005
>what if dildos had feelings
>dragon dildo is a minor character

>>92380357
do you think god came in her bellybutton?

>>92383170
>minor character
>but also
>BREAKOUT CHRACTER
>the dragon dildo tales ON netflix 24 episodes

>>92383143
Are you implying that Cloudy with a Chance of Shit is better than Big Kino 6?

>>92383840
Yes.

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>>92377859
Just what the FUCK is a "wangotango"

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>>92380130
>Jake won't be around to get assmad at this movie

My favorite videos were Jake bitching at kid movies.

>>92380368
>he doesn't like Plan 9

>>92383909
>Wango Tango is an annual day-long concert produced by local Los Angeles radio station KIIS-FM.

>>92377859
>July 28
>Still no actual trailer showing the movie
This is Ghostbusters all over again. Except this time, there's no mob rushing to defend it. It is completely universally hated. If they canned Genndy's Popeye movie over concerns of it flopping to make this, Sony must literally be retarded.

>>92380368
Live action movies are already taken seriously as an art form and people can ignore the shitty movies.
Animated movies are still seen as immature and for children only and shit like this just perpetuates that stereotype

Keep those things away from the children.

>>92378271

That's not YHWH, anon.

>>92377859
Discover the Earth inside your rectangle?

>>92385446
The All-Father abides, anon.

>>92377859
>You realize most versions of god exist beyond time and all that shit,

>this means it views all events simultaneously.

>he/she's already seen the movie and any sequels,prequels, spin offs, memes, and merchandise it has and will get.

>>92384925
More like KYS-FM

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>>92378271
God was a dick anyway. And a massive nerd.

>>92378271
Jesus Christ get in the catbus.

>>92383005
Well I can assure you that it will at least be inexplicably nominated for the Best Animation Picture

>>92378124
No emoji will ever capture the range of meaning hidden in :^)

>>92380715
Is that the Poo To The Loo mascot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

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>>92380368
Ed Wood was a Z-lister, had like a $35 budget for his movies and was terminally incompetent at his craft. Between that, his inability to write, and the crossdressing he was basically the Chris Chan of film.

Not comparable to the Emoji Movie

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>>92383854

I can't believe they cancel the Popeye movie for this...

>>92378271
tfw you just beat Persona 5 not even an hour ago

Futaba best girl

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I want this to fail. I really do. I want this to fail so fucking hard, whoever came up with the idea will practically receive a physical slap in the face from how bad it tanks, so everyone can learn how bad of an idea it was and everyone buries this movie. I want it to fail that bad, simply because of what it represents not only in the film and animation industry, but in our dying culture. It's a sign of the end times, it's a bad omen that would last for the ages and I wish for it to be destroyed.

But it wont. It will thrive and become a blockbuster with incredibly high box office, just like boss baby. Because people will want to see their funny emojis come to life. Because people just want to see how bad it is. Because thousands of parents will go with their kids to see it so they can shut the fuck up. And not only in the united states, these kinds of movies bloom in third world countries and Latin America, it's the exact reason why there are like 5 Ice Age movies, and it's also why such a ridiculous movie like Boss Baby thrived. Fucking boss baby.

This movie will be successful, this movie will get a sequel, this movie will set an example for all other companies to follow, and there's absolutely nothing I can do to stop it.

Fuck this gay earth.

>>92389152
If it makes you feel better there's practically thousands of other equally horrible things happening on Earth at all times that you can do nothing about.

>>92383840
>Big Kino 6
That mindless kiddie shit did not deserve the Oscar over Song of the Sea and you fucking know it.

>>92389152
>Because people will want to see their funny emojis come to life.
No one wants this. Normie or other wise.

>>92378271
>Persona 5 ends with you killing god
wow, japan is really innovating

>>92377859
It amazes me how this is continuing to be a flamboyant lowest common denominator cheap attempt to appeal to the youth.

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>>92377981
>Look over my glorious creation.
>Decide to make a species in my likeness and give them part of my genius.
>2000 years later they're personifying their own shit and facial expressions and making a movie out of it.
>mfw

>>92377859
I could have sworn this was cancelled.

I wonder how Americans feel about their movie and entertainment industry slowly degenerating into one big ugly deformed mess

How far into the crapper is your life when you have to dress up as a literal piece of shit to pay your bills?

>>92390662
That was the Popeye movie

>>92378125
>Nobody cared until they put on the mask

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AAAAIIIIIIIDSSSSS...

>>92380715
POO IN LOO
O
O

I
N

L
O
O

>>92387844
>futaba
>not kawakami

literally disgusting

>>92380715
Last time I visited /b/, /g/ or /Pol/

>>92380357
What mary did after the birth of jesus doesn't matter, other that being his mother

>>92390308
Actually, Xenogears had you killing a demiurge (not exactly God in a monotheistic way but it created the universe in some religions) named YHVH, and this happened long before Persona 5 did it.

>>92391454
If you want to get technical SMT II killed YHVH 4 years prior

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>>92377859
Mother of God...

>>92377859
I hope this movie fails, I don't want to know how movies can get even dumber than this.

>>92385025
>If they canned Genndy's Popeye movie over concerns of it flopping to make this, Sony must literally be retarded.
That's exactly what they did

>>92377859
sure you laugh now but you will see when this shit makes 3 times its budget on china alone

>>92380368
>Ed Wood movies
>garbage
Them's fightin' words!

>>92380368
People didn't care about Ed Wood until the 80's

>>92390628
God personified His Face by becoming Man. :P

>>92390781
To be fair, Popeye is sexist for chasing after a woman. The emoji movie at least isn't sexist.

>>92393924
It will probably make money due to product placement. Let's face it, this movie is probably just a big ass phone commercial.

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Everyone ITT

Kids love this movie, grow out of it.

>>92383840
Yes.

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>>92377859

>>92394163
>t. Amy

>>92389920
How's the tracking?

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>>92389152
Doesn't look like people are looking forward to this, famalam.

>>92395079
people on youtube aren't the same kinds of people that just stick to instagram, facebook, etc. aka "internet normies", for the lack of a better term. You can almost guarantee a shitton of parents will take their kids to see this, jaded adults need not apply.

And if not, this will be a commercial success overseas. These kinds of animated movies are really succesful in other countries.

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>>92395079
Warned you fuckers.

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>>92387844
>Futaba

You make me fucking sick.

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>this thread

I reckon everyone needs to just stop getting upset and go to bed.

>>92383143
Neither Lego Movie nor Chance of Meatballs were good though

>>92395079
>YouTube
>Not "normies"
If by "normies REEEEE" you mean people are not Internet "savy" enough to know by heart a crapton of maymay or the existence of obscure japanese fetsih imageboards, i can assure you the everyman is browsing YouTube on a daily basis

Sorry it was meant for >>92395163

>>92377859

Jesus, the CGI looks FoodFight-level bad. We might actually have the new worst animated movie ever at our hands.

>>92396727
Those are people in costumes, aren't they?

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>>92380732
Did somebody say "first?"

>>92378141
Emoticons and Emojis are two different things, retard

So I get why people think the shit emoji is funny but I don't get why people like it enough to buy pillows of it.

>>92390876
ENDLESS TRAAAAASSSHH!

>>92377859
WangoTango?

>>92397202
No, they are not.

>>92390957
>Falling for the porcelain jew

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>>92387844
>Futaba best girl

>>92380268
>Your
Well you've succeeded in having two mad people around you now

>>92397152
doug's 1ast movie

>>92389152
I concede you this, i do want to see how they managed to make a movie about fucking Emojis, but i wont pay a red cent for it thanks to camrip

>>92386001
There's no hidden meaning, just people using it wrong when it's obviously "I'm lying right now" as indicated by the growing nose.

>>92385025
They released character presentation clip on their official website.You should be able to found them on YouTube
BTW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcGkjDDlzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9mN4bQ4WIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DarHZlR7nmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y7GCGIbNPM

>>92385524
radio killed the movie stars.

>>92380268
this show tries so fucking hard to be funny.

>>92394163
kids have no fucking idea this is even getting made.

the only viable form of advertising it to them would be via youtube ads, and kids make those fuck off faster than the A-Team empties a mag. and since the trailer is oh so intentionally unfunny and meta/you don't really have to laugh/ironic (reaching a grand amount of 0 [good] jokes and taking longer than the entirety of cell's saga pacing wise), there's not a chance in frozen hell it will make revenue.

>>92390867
At least you can shitpost, who are you?

>>92378269
This.

>>92389152
It will sell, retards already fucked up literature by recreating romeo and juliet with text messages. Apparently slapping zombies into a literature wasn't the bottom of the barrel for ruining shit.

>>92385025
If anything this will be just like Boss Baby

>no one asked for it
>everyone, including the creators think it's absolute shit and only meant as a filler movie
>movies comes
>is insanely successful
>sells a shitton of merch
>everybody forgets about it a week later

And then they'll announce the sequel a year later.

>>92393701
>THIS SUMMER
>ONE BOY WITH TOO MUCH IMAGINATION
>ONE FIDGET SPINNER WHO WANTS TO BE MORE THAN JUST A NORMAL TOY
>AND ONE ADVENTURE NEITHER OF THEM WILL EVER FORGET

>>92393701
A pepe movie

>>92399801
Didn't they actually announce a Pepe cartoon on AS or is that canceled now that he's ""dead""

>>92399815
That was a ruse

>>92378125
Oh boo hoo. It's what they get paid for.

>>92377859
BUUURRRPP GOD ISNT REAL MORTY

When I first heard of this movie I felt that the only chance this movie had of being any good if it was some kind of self aware/meta comedy poking fun at the modern film industry and pop culture but after watching the trailers I released that was a stupid hope. Honestly its not really the movie itself because we can probably agree it will probably will be just another forgettable kids film. No it's what it's very existence represents is what we are all mad at

>>92383991
Where is he?

Can't wait for the ASCII movie next year.

>>92380268
>>92398653

This dialogue isn't even in the episode.

>>92400154
he cucked Brad IIRC so they're not talking anymore

>>92380715
Dogma.

>>92385541
Woaaaaaah... the Tyrantopphirus!?

Emojis were simple animu-like designs for a reason. This movie is just gonna be complete uncanny garbage

>>92400624
a swearword doesn't appear in a cartoon episode?

I'm shook

>>92383170
>Deep Down Inside - The Secret Life of Dildos

>>92399749
Yuropoor here. Have never seen the Shakespare Emoticon book except here. Don't doubt it's real, but it didn't take off. Even the Star Wars saga rewritten as Shakespearian dramas remains largely unknown to the public.

I'm going to see this on opening day with my girlfriend. I want to see how they characterize the crying-laughing emoji.

>>92383005
>Seth sees this as an opportunity to make another adult animated movie about office supplies

>>92385515
Being a God sounds awful.

>>92384925
Further proof that California needs to be glassed.

>>92385515
>God committed suicide out of embarrassment
>Civil war in Heaven
>Satan comes back and bitchslaps everyone in his way and takes over Heaven
>Welcome to 2017

>>92399755
>>is insanely successful
Was it tho?

>>92402638
$444,175,281 worldwide for Boss Baby

HJVHDJKHGUEHGJ
https://twitter.com/usweekly/status/864129540511211520

>>92404225
>Christina Aguilera is somehow still alive
>Those people replying to this with something other than either apathy or mild disgust
>That fucking character """""""design"""""""

I'm so glad I have never been and will never be a teenage white girl.

>>92378237
full body suits are hot as fuck. maybe they hid some water bottles inside

>>92404359

you're brown?

>>92397379
IT BROKE NEW GROUNDDD!!!

>>92377859
Those suits look ludicrously uncomfortable. The heads seem heavy and annoying to move in and the arms look like they have a poor range of motion. Add in the fact that the spandex leg things are probably chilly as hell while the top is overheated (unless this is cali in which case the legs are fine and the heads probably feel like a nazi oven) and this seems like a shitty job.
I like doing mascot work and I wouldn't take that job.

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>>92377859
Thank higher power that copyright law exists and we'll never get the meme movie made.

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>>92389152
>Being this mad over pictures of faces

>>92396494
I usually love chris pratt and will ferrel and heard so many good things about the lego movie. My god they do my ultimate comedy pet peeve of saying or doing something wacky and then "did he just doooo thattt?!!!!" And that kittycorn rage bit is the worst thing in an animated film I've ever seen aside from the entirety if leo the vetetarian lion

>>92377859
The weirdest thing is that the quote is from a Spy Kids movie.

>>92390308
It's an old tradition for SMT.
It's ok because YHWY is a cunt.

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>>92400702
No, it's Patrick.

>>92378269
This.

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>>92395683
Not before you get a better design.

>>92377859
I'd imagine most children would run away from that guy in the back as fast as they could. I'm a grown-ass man and that thing terrifies me.

>>92394086
So does that mean emojis are the face of god?

>>92404359
>not wanting to be a teenage girl

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Another trailer for this is coming out tomorrow.

>>92390628
>2000 years later
Anon, I...

>>92409574
Can't wait to cringe.

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>>92377859
This is it lads. It's the abyss gazing back at us. We killed God

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>>92390628
>2000 years

BREAKING......BREAKING......BREAKING
https://twitter.com/EmojiMovie/status/864218585362608128

>>92410383
The only thing that's breaking is my spirit.

Please let this thread alive for tomorrow

>>92397390
Emojis™ are a very distinct product from outdated and lame 'emoticons'. The Emoji™ is a dynamic and exciting tool for the modern millennial market, recognisable and loved by the critical under-30 demographic.

Emoji™ and all related icons and devices are trademarks of Sony and used with permission.

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>>92411164
the scariest thing is that there's the 100% possibility that this very phrase was unironically used by the Sony Higher-ups to pitch the movie.

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This really does seem to be the epitome of creative bankruptcy

God's already moved on to creating better worlds. Who knows, we might've just been the alpha.

>>92383005
>Fidget Spinners The Movie
plz stop

>>92383005
Sony Presents Five Dabs At Undertale's

>>92395163
>people on youtube aren't the same kinds of people that just stick to instagram, facebook, etc. aka "internet normies"
you're a fucking retard

>>92407964

that design seems like an excuse to dress a cat up in spandex

more

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>>92377859

>>92406398
"Memes" have become so generalized and vague that it isn't poignant enough to really be that outrageous.

A meme movie in 2011 would've made me fucking die.

>>92383005
>Fidget Spinners The Movie
>It beats Wolfwalkers and the next Laika movie at the 2020 Oscars

>>92413600
Normies were a mistake.

>>92410383

Everyone on Twitter is hating this shit. I wonder if it'll make them stop using Emojis all together.

Will they have the balls to include the eggplant?

It'd be weird to see an "adult" joke that the kids get and their parents don't

>>92400971
>pretending to be retarded

>>92407630
I was so fucking confused when I found out the source too.

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i wish 4chan supported emojis so i could shitpost hard on this thread

>>92415304
You could post pictures of emojis.

>>92414084
I like how this has entirely lost its meaning overtime

>>92377859
God probably saw this trailer flash before his eyes when Eve bit into the apple.

>>92415304
>I want to shitpost
You are part of the cancer

>>92415674
you asked someone at home to help to figure that out?

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>>92415304

>>92415304

>>92415820
Emojis don't work huh? Never knew that.

>>92378162

how long until holywood reboots They Live anyway

>>92380368

I'm pretty sure Glen or Glenda wasn't made by one of the biggest picture studios of its time with a marketing budget that dwarfed the movie itself.

>>92401685
Same here

>>92383991

what the fuck is the deal with that black dude

like, I assume it was basically the actor they CGI'd over for Jar Jar in episode 1, since I feel like I saw something like that once, but still why the fuck is he dressed like that? To help the actors have a reference point? Even so why the shit is he wearing some black visors over his face like a retarded alien version of bret hart?

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Anyone else thinks this movie will be "ironically" praised by the underage memelord audience? Something like Bee Movie and Shrek memes but its all "so bad its good" except it is bad and most people didn't even watched the movie

>>92407471
Are you defending this movie?

>>92384743
>50 years from now
>He doesn't like the Emoji movie

>>92416134
I think there will definitely be memes, but nobody supporting it financially. I, myself, am going to watch the shit out of the first camrip I can get my hands on out of morbid curiosity.

>>92377981
He learned from the JC incident: we batshit crazy down here.