Remember that time when Batman fucked a dude in the ass, but it wasn't the Joker?
What
You heard me.
>>92361820
DUDE. I'M NOT EVEN JOKING ABOUT THIS BUT I LITERALLY KNOW A GUY WHO WAS IN THE NAVY WHO TOLD US THIS EXACT FUCKING STORY. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE SOURCE IS ON THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. THIS MEANS MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER FUCKING KNOW.
>>92365173
>author j milligan
>google j milligan
>??
>profit
>>92365277
Dude! Thank you! Holy fuck I gotta do some background checking on this! If it's the guy I'm thinking of, and it HAS to be, then the story is actually based on a true fucking happening! In the navy this guy told everyone to be careful on shore leave because he was once drugged by a girl and raped by a man dressed as Batman who pretty much did what's on that page right there according to him! Fucking blind luck I'd ever be here on /co/ to see that in the OP either. My god. Fate is amazing.
>>92365409
He probably just stole the story from 50 shades of grey.
>>92365703
Dude, the guy in the navy told us this story almost 20 YEARS ago. That's why this is so amazing to me.
>>92361820
>>92365173
>>92365409It's apparently from a novel called Jack Fish.
https://www.amazon.ca/Jack-Fish-J-Milligan/dp/1569474168
>The person who wrote this writes for Sesame Street
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/J_Milligan
>>92361820
>>92367530
Muppeteers are truly a rare breed...
>>92361820
What the fuck did I just read?
>>92366524
Awesome thanks.
>>92367530
Oh no way.
Remember this?