Face it, tiger...

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>>92350487

How hard is it to just make a good Spider-Man movie? Why can nobody manage it?

My name isn't Tiger

This movie in no way, shape, or form resembles a Spider-Man story.

>>92350557

"spider-man fights the vulture" is totally a spider-man thing

>>92350541
Movies are only 2 hours long. Not enough time to fit in all the stuff that makes Spider-Man good and have a coherent plot at the same time.

Everybody already knows see isn't... Fuck it, people are going to bitch anyway.

>>92350589
So were you just trying to be funny or do you actually have autism?

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>>92350487
You aren't a Pale Ginger Goddess

You just a mulatto

SHES NOT MJ!

>>92350487
mixed race people (esp with white), 80% of the time are attractive, what happened?

>>92350487
She's the Black Cat

>>92350487
>>92350530
That's a girl?

For the last fucking time you dumb subhuman niggers, she isn't fucking MJ.

>>92350557
How would you know? Its clear that you've never read a Spider-Man comic in your life.

>>92350663
She is MJ

Michelle Jordan

Boy Marvel sure did pull a fast

>>92350663
This. Literally nothing revealed so far (other than a clickbait article from El Mayimbe, a known liar, no less) even suggest that she is MJ. People are so fucking gullible.

In my opinion, Raimi MJ was really good.

>>92350784
Your opinion is fucking terrible, Anon.

>>92350784
Well, then you are truly lost.

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>>92350669
I'm surprised she turned out as good as she did. Her parents are a literal horrorshow.

>>92350487
SHE. IS. NOT. MJ.

>>92350840
>>92350869
Am I lost if I haven't read any marvel and my only comparison is the Spiderman TAS?

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>>92350891
which one is the mother and which is the father

>>92350891
With parents like that you'd think she'd be a total trainwreck

>>92350891
I'm pretty sure when she was born her parents looked at her and then at each other and just went
>CHA-CHING

>>92350991
Fucked up parents have fucked up kids, or really stable kids, that try at all cost, to not be like their parents, obviously this is not thanks to the parents but the opposite.

>>92350891
>black guy with a fat ugly white woman
Checks out. He should thank us for giving him our table scraps.

>>92350720
Have you? Because I know for a fact Peter would never be fine with constantly blowing the Avengers. Especially not teenage Peter.

>>92350891
To qoute another anon
>The look like raceswapped, gender swapped versions of eachother
Thank you anon for this, you will always have a place in my heart

>>92350891
The ugly cancels out. Imagine if Ian and Rebecca had a kid

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>>92350891
yo that is straight up Steve Bannon on the right

>>92350910
Maybe you should pull your head out of your ass and try reading a comic, casual scum.

>>92351089
All I see here are two fat ugly people who fell in love, anon.

>>92351182
There's only 1.5 actual people in the picture.

>>92351142
More of a dc guy.

>>92350937
I legitimately can't tell.

>For the most part Zendaya's character in the anticipated superhero flick Spider-Man: Homecoming has been kept under wraps. We've seen glimpses of her in the trailers but nothing substantial, which has led to rampant reports and rumors that Zendaya's character "Michelle" was actually just a cover for someone slightly more iconic: Mary Jane Watson.

>But the former Disney Channel star tells MTV News that her Spider-Man character is "100 percent Michelle" — and not Mary Jane. "My character is 100 percent Michelle," she told MTV News correspondents Gaby Wilson and Josh Horowitz at the 2017 MTV Movie & TV Awards. "That's her name. I promise you I'm not lying."

>Zendaya went on to describe Michelle as "weird and interesting and cool," a character who "says weird things at the wrong times." Her dry and awkward sense of humor is exactly why the actress thinks people will like Michelle as a character. "She's like my spirit animal," she said. "[She's] how I feel on the inside."

http://www.mtv.com/news/video/3010948/zendaya-spider-man-michelle-not-mary-jane/

>>92350669
>mixed race people (esp with white), 80% of the time are attractive

Not in my experience.

>>92350657
RANCH ME MULATTO

>>92350910
>Am I lost if I haven't read any marvel and my only comparison is the Spiderman TAS?

Yes, because I'm on the exact same boat. I've never read a Spidey comic and even I know that MJ is supposed to be really hot. Dunst is just plain, and thus an ill-fit for Mary-Jane.

>>92350557
Spider-Man teams up with Iron Man to fight the Vulture has been a story in the daily newspaper strip.

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> you will never see mew portray mj

>>92351124
M I S C A R R I E D.

>>92350937
Sauce on image?

>>92351423
>special little snow flake
Can't wait for Michelle to inevitably get BTFO.

>>92350487
She's gay and gets together with Gwen.

>>92350541
Not that hard, Sam Raimi made 2 perfect Spider-Man movies. He could've stopped halfway and made them only good, thank god he didn't.

>>92352373
>Sam Raimi made 2 perfect Spider-Man movies.
>perfect

So you've never actually read a Spider-Man comic, huh?

>>92350891
zendaya is so ugly tho

lets not kid ourselves

>>92352042
that would be amazing

has a superhero protagonist ever been cucked by a lesbian?

>>92352425
>the movies have to be exactly like the comics or they aren't good!

Nice try.

>>92350487
is that dress made of used coffee filters?

>>92350669
They're intentionally trying to make her look frumpy for some make-over reveal.

>>92350698
I know you've never seen one, but this pretty standard for how they look.

>>92352480
Its not just slightly different, anon. They complete and utterly took a shit on Peter's entire personality. He acts -nothing- like Peter Parker or Spider-Man. Might as well have been an entirely different character.

>b-b-b-but Peter has always been a socially inept NERD, r-r-right?

"Tiger" won't be hitting anything, because that little bitch isn't even allowed to punch anyone.

>>92352548
Again, a movie doesn't have to be comparable with the source material to be good.

Nice stammering, faggot.

You faggots are the worst kind of people

>>92352600
>Nice stammering, faggot.
You don't like stammering? But Peter stammers constantly in Raimi's movies. He can barely even form coherent sentences in the second movie.

This movie should make Peter a cynical fucker who loses all hope in a corrupt system and is a hair-length away from going full Frank Castle.

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>>92352689
>not muh

Jesus, is that your entire argument? The Raimi movies are perfect. Face it, faggot, you've lost.

>>92352660
I agree Homecoming posters are the worst fucking people. The MCU would be much better off without this shitty movie.

>>92350530
>>92350487
Ugly bitch

>>92350891
the mother looks like William H. Macy got a sex change

Meh. She's closer to MJ than Gadot is to Wonder Woman. And I don't even think she's actually MJ.

>>92350784
Her tits looked fantastic in the rain

>>92352753
Not him, I liked the Raimi movies, but you have to admit Homecoming is looking like a steaming turd. Tobey was charming because he lived a world of campiness.
Instead Holland is trying to do the same shit in the MCU which is quips aside, grounded and realistic. It's not fun especially since he's written and directed to be a shitter everywhere he goes. The motherfucker cannot deliver his lines without making me sick. Raimi's was genuine, but Homecoming is some bullshit forced "nerdiness" made by out of touch executives.

>>92350657
>Gurihiru MJ
WEW.

>>92350891
She's black with none of the ass. What's the fucking point if you're just a fucking pencil.

>>92351782
>you will never see mew portray mj

I can live with that. MEW's cute, but that's about it.

>>92352917
>but you have to admit Homecoming is looking like a steaming turd.

Um yeah, absolutely, (I'm not sure if you meant to reply to me...) in fact the first two Raimi movies are so perfect, we don't need another one and this one looks particularly "corporate".

>ITT: Casuals and /tv/ shill Raimi and suck his dick

>>92352759
Never blame the movie for the posters

>>92350487
i think this is stupid. not because it's a black mary jane but because they're denying it. if the fans guess it just fess up to it. nobody liked the khan shit with star trek. and if the leak about her being mary jane and them confirming it at the very fucking end with oh and my name is blah. like robin with the batman movie then this movie is going to end with a cringe and that cringe will effect the general opinion people have of the movie since that'll be the last thing they'll get from it.

>>92353087
Because Raimi made a good fucking movie. Meanwhile the 7 fucking writers they hired for Homecoming are writing a complete piece of shit.

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To be honest, I don't get why they made her so plain looking. She's cute, but her look in Homecoming isn't doing her justice at all

>>92350663
>>92350727
how it'll work. if the movie sucks or doesn't perform as well as expected then the sequel will have the actual Mary Jane making her a totally different character. if the movie does good then this'll be the MJ because it just works

>>92350891
Ben Stiller turned out pretty good considering his parents are basically goblins.

>>92350487
>People mad that a Spiderman's school mates who live in brooklyn are minorities or homely looking rather than white superstar fashion models

I actually like the fact that Spidey's friends look like actually fucking New York kids.

>>92353238
Whoops meant Queens.

>>92353148
>are writing a complete piece of shit.

We got a future man in this thread, everyone. Please, since you've obviously already seen the movie, spoil us on all the details.

>>92353087
You need to let it go, Disneyshill :^)

>>92350487
She is really cute.

>>92353190
She's got the figure of an ironing board

>>92353238
Fuck off Tom Holland. Nobody cares that they're minorities. This movie would still be shit if everyone was white.
>Spider-Man can't do shit on his own, hell he can't even punch.
>Main Protagonist is played by a guy with 0 fucking charisma.
>"Hip" Spider-Man as interpreted by boardroom old people.
>Trying too fucking hard to be Raimi, but not bothering to understand what made those films work was Raimi's actual passion for the number.
>By the numbers bootleg Breakfast Club featuring Spider-Boy.
Stop making excuses for this dumpster fire.

>>92353401
Different strokes for different folks? You at least have to admit that she's got a great pair of legs on her.

>>92353190
Because she'll show up at the prom at the end looking pretty and Peter will realise that he liked her all along.
tumblr will be triggered because of a 80's movie trope and /co/ will be triggered when she gets called MJ. Everybody wins!

>>92353408
>This movie would still be shit if everyone was white.

Correct! However, if it shit and everybody was white, /co/ would defend it.

>>92353311
Alright.The good stuff.
>RDJ is actually kind of amusing.
>Keaton makes the Vulture menacing.
The shit stuff
>Everything else.
Though you probably didn't need me to tell you that if you paid some more attention.

>>92353447
t. Dan "The Man With The Plan"

>>92352548
Raimi's Peter was completely accurate to Stan Lee's teenage Peter.

>>92350487

if they are going with a nigger MJ, why didn't they go with a chinese spiderman?

>>92353527
Silk is pretty cool

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So everyone here is ready for peter to get B LA C K E D right?

>>92353527
Silk exists you know

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>>92353525
Not to Ditko's teen Peter but it was still a good movie. If only Avi Arad had kept his Venom boner in his pants, Raimi would still be making great Spidey movies.

>>92353605
That dialogue is on par with "nice outfit, did your husband make it for you?"

>>92353585
I'm not trying to be nit picky or anything, but what the actual fuck is up with her left foot?

>>92353585
Age?

I liked the Amazing Spider-Man movies and thought Garfield was a great Spidey.

>>92353525
Said like a true casual. Read a comic, faggot.

>>92352373
I'll tell you this: Spider-Man 2 doesn't mean it's 2 movies in one. It's the second one, and it's the only good one.

>>92353716
She legal, my guy

>>92353408
What's the future like?

>>92353605
>Raimi would still be making great Spidey movies.

>He doesn't know about Raimi's plans for Spider-Man 4.
>He doesn't know that Raimi wanted to turn Black Cat into Vulture's fuck buddy and call her "Vulturess"
>He doesn't know that Raimi wanted Vulture to be some crazy builder cook that built a giant mecha vulture robot.
>He doesn't know about all the absurd shit that was going into the SM4 script

wew lad

>>92353735
Me too.

I'm also hyped for Spider-Man: Homecoming.

>>92353237
only his father. he still has a touch of the goblin forehead.

>>92353557
>>92353594
I think she's actually Korean, but that's a debate for another day.

>>92353749
>Good goy, buy our expensive Marvel Disney comics!

I wonder WHO could be behind this post?

>>92353408
>>"Hip" Spider-Man as interpreted by boardroom old people.
Except, you know, no one in the movie thinks Peter is "hip" its spelled out in the trailer that he's kind of a social outcast.

>By the numbers bootleg Breakfast Club featuring Spider-Boy.
You've never actually seen Breakfast Club, have you?

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>>92353454
>Because she'll show up at the prom at the end looking pretty

The movie disagrees with you.

>>92353408

>By the numbers bootleg Breakfast Club featuring Spider-Boy.

There's gonna be a big - trying to get home before parents find out -type scene as well, ala ferris buller. I wonder how many more john hughes scenes they will reference?

>>92353802
>He doesn't know that the reason Felicia was only going to be Vultress because Sony hated the idea of an old villain for Spider-Man to fight.
The reason he walked away from it was because he was out of ideas and the studio wouldn't give him any room to work.
>>92353800
A lot like the present, except people realize how fucking wrong they were to be hyped for this shit and wish they had saved their money.

>>92353844
>F-fuck! Is it that obvious I don't actually read comics?
>Quick! Call the anon a shill! That'll show 'em!

>>92353749
You read them. Peter was a whiny, sweater vest and tie-wearing asshole.

>>92352527
I look at this >>92350530 over and over, and all I see is a dude.

>>92353454
they'll do a twist on the trope somehow.

>>92350727
>Michelle Jordan
"Marisha LaRaygina Jackson"

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>>92353931
This and we love him for it.

>>92353585
twigger

>>92353931
>Peter was a whiny, sweater vest and tie-wearing asshole.
Yeah, exactly. None of which was in Raimi's movies.

>>92353844
Pirate them, anon.

>>92353818
Yo, join the club. I actually think Zendaya was an interesting pick. Based on her inclusion, it looks like they're willing to shake up the origin story which is cool cause we've seen it done twice before. Also, I don't know much about Zendaya, but based on what I've seen she's very charismatic, and I like her already

New to /co/ here
What is /co/'s opinion on Marvel Studios and the MCU?

>>92353585
THAT is what passes as black in the US?

>>92354016
Uh yeah
One drop rule remember

>>92353998
Agreed. The teen cast sounds fun.

Nerdy Flash upsets me a little but still willing to give it a chance.

>>92354010
I like it, despite the bullshit it pulls at times.

>>92354010
Most people here think they make good to meh films with a few excellent ones.

dcfags here actively hate everything about the mcu and lash out because their films are recognized as being fucking awful by the majority of the population and critics.

>>92353988
His fashion was more contemporary, but those personality traits were there. A lot of people hated how much of a whiny asshole he was in 3.

>>92350541
Because the truth of the matter is that Spider-man is a shit character.

>>92350541
Give the rights back to Dreamworks and let Dan Snyder do it. He makes the best movies.

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>>92353585
I used to think bella thorne was the hotter of the two but holy shit, Zendaya's really gotten hot over the years.

>>92353998
I am disappointed that Mary Jane won't have the hair that matches her comic personality. Are they changing that too?

>>92354094
>but those personality traits were there

Oh please. When was Tobey Maguire's Peter ever an asshole (inb4 SM3)? He was a social inept loser who could barely talk, let alone stand up for himself or be a dick to anyone.

>>92354169
>being this gullible

>>92352373
Yeah, no. Spider-Man and Spider-Man 2 had plenty of good moments and were entertaining. Far better films than the third one, even.

But perfect? God no.

>Spider Sense is nonexistent
>Mary Jane is annoying, always in danger, and just exists to be arm candy
>Peter, a genius student, decides to test his power in the city. In broad daylight. By jumping off of a building.

>>92354087
I thought MoS was pretty good, but can they really argue about the bullshit the movie studio is pulling?
Nothing wrong with the comic characters themselves

>>92353605
Raimi's movies are the only ones where Peter is rightfully shown to be a bit of a dick.

I honestly cant remember much about ASM's Peter besides just being just a guy who complains a lot.

>>92354087
>dcfags here actively hate everything about the mcu and lash out

DCEU fans aren't DC fans

>>92354072
>Nerdy Flash upsets me a little but still willing to give it a chance.

He's not Nerdy though. That's his beef with Peter in this movie. He's just in a fancy school because money and dislikes Peter because he actually has the aptitude for what the fancy school is intended for.

>>92354273
Peter in Spider-Man 3 is a cock from start to finish for no good reason.

>continually ignores Mary Jane's problems
>makes very little attempt to talk to Harry, which he should have done IMMEDIATELY after dealing with Octavius
>kisses Gwen Stacy in front of the city the same way he kissed Mary Jane for no reason
>steals Gwen Stacy from Eddie just to dick with Mary Jane, hurting all three of their feelings in the process

>>92354363
Who gives a fuck about MJ's problems? He's been getting shit for two movies and she just hit her first roadblock and he's supposed to stop being happy things started working out? He didn't even do anything bad, he just gave her rules of encouragement and tried to propose. He didn't do anything wrong.
He says in the movie that Peter has tried to talk, but Harry kept ignoring him.
It was just a stunt, it didn't mean anything. MJ should stop being such a bitch. She's got to kiss guys on broadway and Peter doesn't throw a shit fit at her.
That was the symbiote's influence.

>>92354169
My boy, didn't you get the memo? We in spoilers mode now. Honestly though, I know MJ's red hair is iconic, but hey, if you want hot live action MJ with red hair you could always just watch the Raimi movies

>>92354358
sorry i meant dceu fans. dc fans are average comic book fans with some ex-marvel comic book fans thrown in. dceu fans are hot topic shoppers and icp/nu-metal/buttrock fans.

>>92350487
…you've just hit the crackpot.

>>92350487
..you lost.

>>92354580
Could it be that they already have one fiery redhead in black widow?

>>92354580
>Dunst's MJ was hot
Nice shitposting there, anon.

>>92350896
>>92350663
you have just as little proof as anyone. why do they keep specifying she's not "mary jane"?

I refuse to see this dumpster fire until I know the character's initials aren't MJ at the very least. they closed down the imdb comments section to cover it up.

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> thirsty cuckqueen latina, probably with hints of tomboy

sold

>>92355360
Why would it matter if she is?

>>92355360
There is a 0% chance she isn't Mary Jane
She's been featured too many times

>>92354010
Absolute irredeemable garbage.

>>92355609
Personality

>>92354829
>Could it be that they already have one fiery redhead in black widow?

No, because Widow has shown time and again that she's cold and methodical most of the time.

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>>92355360
>why do they keep specifying she's not "mary jane"?
Maybe because she isn't and people are stupid as fuck and keep spreading clickbait garbage articles?

Stop being so dense, mongoloid. Literally nothing shown thus far even suggests she is MJ. In fact, the -ONLY- reason anyone even thinks this is because El Mayimbe posted he had an "inside" scoop. But that guy has been wrong about literally every Spider-Man scoop he has ever had.

In fact, he went on to brag about how much traffic he generated on Twitter from his little escapade (pic related).

Are you all really acting as if she isn't gorgeous? Come on now.

>>92355994
That explains so much less than you think it does.

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>>92350487

>>92355640
>There is a 0% chance she isn't Mary Jane
Holy shit. You are dumb as fuck. You also gonna try to convince us that the world is flat, too?

>>92356206
She's not, she's weird, and I love brown girls.

>>92356206
> /pol/ urges
> pedo urges
> furry urges

/co/ has priorities m8

>>92356046
Did you watch Winter Solider?

>>92354829
Perhaps. Johansson's Black Widow is already the MCU's token fiery redhead, so I bet they were a little worried that MJ wouldn't stand out as much. I don't know if Zendaya will make a good love interest, but I'm hopeful

>>92355372
Source? Please?

>>92355609
because I don't like faggot ass companies with their smarmy little "see we told you she wasn't MARY JANE xD lelele". Fuck them. Stop being faggots cast a cute white chick dye her hair red if necessary and keep things as they're supposed to fucking be based on the visual medium they're adapting.

no more whitewashing, no more nigs in white roles. enough of it.

>>92353557
>>92353594

no no. No new superhero but changing the whole Spiderman background and make him asian. Chinese Uncle Ben and old that shit.

Hollywood loves to blackface everything, at least give us something to the people with yellow fever.

>>92350891
I'm glad Louie Anderson got his teeth fixed.

>>92350557
That's because it's a Miles movie starring Peter/Tony.

>>92354016

you will be surprised how many people think they are white and how many SJW make everyone else black.

it looks like there are not other races in USA aside from nigger and redneck.

>>92356140
We have no inclination as to what her last name is faggot. If it starts with a J she's MJ. so fuck off.

I don't know who the spic you keep talking about is.

>>92356477
Those hollywood jews are racist as fuck and they aren't going to stop doing shit like that.

>>92356209
My original complaint >>92354169
Of course Dunst also never seemed like that type

>>92356811
So would you have been cool with it if she dyed her hair?

>>92356715
>being this dense

Its gonna be really funny when she ends up not being MJ and you faggots start crying over it.

>I don't know who the spic you keep talking about is.
The source of the Zendaya = MJ rumor, you stupid fuck.

>>92356607
But Miles is just a carbon copy of Peter... so isn't that just a Peter movie staring Peter/Tony?

>>92356401

Did you not see
>most of the time
?

Of all the things to call her, brash or impulsive are not what I'd pick. Which is usually what is associated with the term 'fiery'.

>>92350487
I don't really understand why this character exists, though. If it's love interests, Peter had tons of them in the comics. If it's for the purposes of racial diversity, just make Liz a Spic like in the Spectacular show. Which is what they did.

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>>92350487

>>92356977
No
MJ has a fiery personality and had the hair to match it
Dunst's MJ didn't. She's easily the worst part of that Raimi trilogy
This new girl doesn't look like she's going to be it either
Hence the complaint

>>92357254
Allegedly, when they were doing casting calls, they picked a few younger actors who they thought did good performances, simply because of their performance and then found new, original, roles for them in the movie. Michelle is just a completely original character to flesh out the school more (so we don't ONLY have Ned, Flash and Liz as named classmates)... supposedly.

>>92357165
I don't know if you're talking about the same Black Widow
Perhaps you saw only the second half of Iron Man 2?

>>92350530
Is her whole shtick in the movie that she's apathetic and stoned looking?

>>92357561
There has been similar shit done before
They're probably trying to cover it up since that's probably a big reveal they was counting on and someone already spoiled it
There's The Dark Knight Rises and Taila Al Ghul and Star Trek Into Darkness and Khan

>>92350487
Jaden, is that you?

>>92358284
>They're probably trying to cover it up since that's probably a big reveal they was counting on and someone already spoiled it

>This meme will never die. Likely even after the movie comes out.

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>>92353585
genetics is a fuckin mystery

>>92350487
Nolan had an OC donut steel as the love and motivation of Batman's life, at least until TDKR

They could probably get away with it here too

>>92358284
Nice tin hat ya got there, anon.

>>92354218
He had Spider-Sense, he just popped in and out of having it just like the comics.

Mary Jane's life was pretty much that in the comics...okay so she wasn't really annoying.

And nobody in New York cares about what's going on up top as there's always stupid shit going on. We had a naked guy once yelling from his window and everybody kept going like it was nothing, no phones even. I don't think you understand New York.

>>92356224
Feminazis are so fucking desperate, good grief

Hopefully death squads will track them all down soon

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>>92358695
>And nobody in New York cares about what's going on up top as there's always stupid shit going on. We had a naked guy once yelling from his window and everybody kept going like it was nothing, no phones even. I don't think you understand New York.

What were they gonna do if they saw Peter climbing walls and shit, call the police?

>>92350487
You just hit the blackpot

>>92350937
At first i thought you were joking, but... looking t the picture... I don't know either.
It might be a pair of fat uggos, or it might be an interracial lesbian couple... I don't fucking know.

There is a twist to Michelle's identity. But she's not MJ.

She's the Vulture's daughter.

>>92350487
>>92350530
So Spiderman is gay in the MCU?

>>92350896

Unfortunately we don't get to decide that. If the people with the legal rights say that it's Mary Jane Watson, then it's indisputably *A* Mary Jane Watson.

Of course I agree that it's a shitty PC-pandering version of Mary Jane Watson and the character should NEVER be a black girl. But officially it is what it is.

Racebending is stupid. They should have just done a movie based on the Miles character. THen they could come up with their own black female lead and have her work on the basis of her own merit. I find it insulting to suggest a black character can only work if you change an originally established white one.

>>92350937

While I agree that the mother is ugly, it's pretty obvious that the black guy is the dad.

>>92359060
The majority of people want Peter, not Miles. Even Blacks don't like Miles.

>>92350487

Eyyy yo,Tygaah. Y'all know you just hit the jackpot, NIGGAAAAA

>>92351135

No, that's the mother of the girl playing Mary Jane in the new Spider-Man movie.

>>92358920
That would definitely be worse
Also doesn't rule out anything

>>92358456
Why are you so adamant in denying this?
There's probably a small chance she isn't MJ but saying that "Sony told us so" is not good evidence for saying she won't be
Movie studios have lied and will lie about shit like that

>>92359261
>Why are you so adamant in denying this?
Because there is no evidence for the rumor. The rumor was even started by a known liar.

Why are you faggots so hung up and pissy about this?

>>92359412
It's the internet
4chan specifically

Marvel interns have run out of responses for this lol. I think it's pretty clear at this point she's MJ and they're just hoping it doesn't get out in the small chance it blows up ala black johnny storm. and he was a main character lol.

>>92359142

I do not disagree. But if Hollywood is so dead set on forcing diversity into their movies, there are more logical, canonical ways to do it rather than racebending.

Sort of like if they want CW Supergirl to have a black boyfriend, use Shiloh Norman, John Henry Irons or a younger Black Lightning instead of enblackening Jimmy Olson

Or on Earth-2 have Alan Scott's canonically gay son become a Green Lantern instead of fagging out Alan Scott

>>92359765
>Marvel interns have run out of responses for this lol

Says the faggot samefagging and talking in circles constantly in this thread.

>>92359751

This is the stupidest fucking "controversy" and I get a headache every time I see it.

Oh no, instead of being a conventionally attractive white girl she's a conventionally attractive lightskin black gil.

Who the fuck cares?

>>92353637

Tobey's Peter was best Peter. Raimi' Spidey captured the essence of the character. You don't see this in comic movies anymore

>>92353749

Peter's a cringeworthy faggot in the comics. The world shits on him and he's sometimes the cause of his own problems but you can't help but root for the charming bitch. Raimi captured that perfectly.

>>92360051
Well, again, my complaint is the red hair and personality are are great combo but one without the other is weird

Otherwise I have no problem with it
Comic book artists draw every girl with supermodel good looks with humongous tits which is definitely an unrealistic expectation for casting let alone real life

Quick side note
Why didn't they just let Benedict Cumberbatch keep his British accent?
Is there anything special about Doctor Strange being an American?

>>92358461

The wall is going to be awful for her

>>92358461
not at all people and genetics are separate things. Just because someone has bad habits that inhibit themselves doesn't mean their children are chained to this behavior.

>>92350487

Why isn't her hair red?

>>92350487
You hit the crack pipe.

>>92354544

He was kind of a dick. But the point in these scenes was to show both he and mj were both in the wrong and were having some realistic couple problems that they had to overcome.

>>92360680
Because she isn't MJ.

>>92360051
>Who the fuck cares?

THe people who are speaking up about it. That should be glaringly obvious

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>>92353447
Wrong board Dan, you don't do cartoons

>>92350487
Face it, nigga...you just hit the crackpipe.

>>92361054
I never really saw them as a realistic couple.

>>92360051
>who cares

Overweight social retards who for some reason believe themselves superior because "muh white". If MJ isn't white they can't fap to her because that would be against the rules of being one of those "muh white" retards.

>>92350891
Well yeah, mixed kids tend to look better than their parents, especially if the parents are ugly. I'm pretty sure that's basic genetics.

>>92352451
Mosiac. Underrated comic.

>>92350669
>mixed race people (esp with white), 80% of the time are attractive, what happened?
You thought all mixed race people looked like the golden hued models from Target department store sectionals because you have the great fortune to be isolated from "diversity".
That's what happened.

>>92356607
Going to be so Hilarious when the Miles Spidey movie turns out to be superior. Oh the salt and the tears, can't wait!

>>92363960

Nah. Even if she was cast as Indian, Asian, or Mexican it's still shit because it's not the character.

If you blackwash the character but keep her personality from the comics then it's racist because you're writing her as a white girl and it's insulting as fuck. If you write her as a black girl then she's not the character from the comics.

If they're going to black wash mj then they should also do it to peter.

>>92356691
One of the most braindead posts I've read in a long time. Do you ever leave your mother's basement?

>>92353190
Because they didn't want her looking like a dolled up super model when she's supposed to be playing a teenage highschool student.

>>92358461

She's still weird looking, just not fat and old like her parent yet. Just you wait and see, she's gonna turn into a disgusting hamplanet like her parents when she gets old

>>92359060
No, you fucking idiot what I mean is that there has been zero confirmation that Zendaya is playing MJ. The whole "Zendaya is MJ" hinges on a rumor by El Mayimbe. No one, including Zendaya herself, has said she is playing MJ and have in fact denied it. In addition, from what we've seen of her character, "Michelle" really isn't like MJ at all and I'm not talking just about hair color.

>>92350487
wtf is that thing? my dick just died

>>92360051

Redheads are underrepresented in movies. I care

>>92365841
you know what, I fucking hate morales, but anything is better than this homecoming shit. so good luck.

>>92366397
sucks, you never seen a girl before

>>92365847
>blackwash
its called race-bendig for muh sensitive reasons. aka Disneywashing

>>92356140
>Maybe because she isn't and people are stupid as fuck and keep spreading clickbait garbage articles?
Pretty much. The director already confirmed that the Breakfast Club kids are basically stand-ins for comic characters to fuck Sony over some. Somehow Harry Osborn still made it to screen, but in name only. The rest are specifically a blending of various Spiderman-related characters to make a handful of new ones for the movie.

>>92366521
>a girl before
an ugly girl before. FTFY And I have, but I wont pay the ticket to get lectured in racial sensitivity because im such a horrible person.

>>92366644

Diversity in 2017 is basically having to pay to see movies with ugly people who were cast just because they're not white

>>92366689
>2017
>having to pay to see movies

lloll

>>92350487
Oh, i see it now, he is the weird kid of Will Smth, right? Come on co/ you all thought the same

>>92366763

You pay for you internet connection
If you don't you at least paid for your computer

>>92366939
THIS
Finally... but remember, fucking newborns believe everything is free, because ma and pa are magical gold fairies

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>>92350487
>>92366802
I knew it

>>92350657
>Wanting literal neanderthal mulattos

>>92359235
Steve Bannon was expecting? I just thought he was putting on a few!

>>92353408
>Main Protagonist is played by a guy with 0 fucking charisma.
You mean just like Peter Parker when he's not wearing a costume?

>>92356224
Huh.

Its strange that Japan is making articles in English.

>>92350487
i wanna throat fuck that mixed whore so hard.

>>92353938
Maybe you're secretly a faggot who constantly has dudes on the brain. Looks like a typical homely teenage girl to me.

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>>92353026
>Homecoming is looking like a steaming turd
When your 2017 movie has the exactly same costume as the 1977 tv series.

>>92354016
yes. any bit of black in you- enough that it shows and americans will consider you a nigger.

>>92351250
>There's only 1.5 actual people in the picture.
Even back when they were actual slaves, the US Constitution said each black men counted as 3/5ths of a person.

So your "clever" little mathematics joke is meaningless and shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-Fifths_Compromise

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>>92367948
Nope, i take that back, the one from 1977 was better, at least looks like a badass and not like a manlet in pajama

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Zendaya's not playing MJ you retarded krutacking flacknards. Peter doesn't meet MJ till after he leaves school. She's not an old school buddy at all.

Spidey's love interests:
Liz Allen (HS crush who marries Harry Osborn instead)
Betty Brandt (becomes secretary at the Bugle)
Gwen Stacy (oh snap)
Michelle Gonzalez (defence attorney)
Felicia Hardy (aka Black Cat)
Carlie Cooper (NYPD officer)
MJ Watson (supermodel/nightclub manager)
Cindy Moon (aka Silk)

>>92366939
So what, you pay for the internet whether you download a movie or not. It's not extra to download the movie. Unless you're on some shitty broadband limit.

>>92365890

He's right though, America is more deluded about whiteness than Argentina.

>>92368188
Didn't stop the Raimi films, Ultimate Spider-Man, Spectacular Spider-Man and probably some other adaptations.

>>92368188
>Peter doesn't meet MJ till after he leaves school
But she knows he is spider man since the night uncle ben thought he was bulletproof, remember that. just FYI beloved casuals and normies.

>>92350487
Hit me up for crack, pot...

>>92350487
cute tranny tho

>>92368352
Yeah, I don't think anyone other than hardcore history nerds knows that MJ was after Peter's highschool period. I'm also sure that most don't know Peter was in highschool for like only 3 years out of his 55+ year existence.

Adaptions don't give a fuck about the details.

>>92350487
Mary "Mystery Meat" Jane

>>92368188
>Peter doesn't meet MJ till after he leaves school
Yeah, but Ned Leeds sure isn't his fat asian classmate in the comics either, and Iron Man wasn't Peter's mentor.

Will the new tagline be "With great power, skeets great responsibility"?

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>>92368147
>like a badass
Nothing more badass than flip-flops

>>92368426
Do they call her Mary Jane because she's a marijuana dealer?

>>92350891
>negative multiplied by negative equals positive
Maths, fuck yeah.

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>>92368614
Casting info on the Uncle Ben flashback just leaked, this is the actor.

>>92368588
>>92368361
>>92368494
>Yeah, but Ned Leeds sure isn't his fat asian classmate in the comics either, and Iron Man wasn't Peter's mentor.
Who is gonna play Skip, he was there before everybody else

>>92368781
fucking blackwashers

I dont care that they changed her to being mixed race - just wish they kept her the same character! Hot and red headed. They could have done that with Zendaya but she looks terrible.

>>92368188
Betty is being played by Angourie Rice. And she ends up with NotGanke.

>>92368773
Like Shakira, another good example of the benefits of interracial mixing.

>>92350541
Hello fellow anon, I am also 18 and posting on 4chan, how are you

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>>92368797
>Skip
lol classic Skip

you ever see those pictures of porn stars pre and post make up, and there's this a moment of surprise and horror and disappointment?

For some morbid reason I just want to see pre make up. I mean, hell.

>>92369168
>horror and disappointment
Says you.

>>92369112
>>92368797

Is Bryan Singer free?

>>92369225
How did this meme end? Was it confirmed?

>>92369235

>Wanna play Cyclops, Peter?

>>92369287
Answer the question or you will be accused of being a disneyfag.

>>92350487
I don't get why everyone keeps saying "she would be PERFECT as Mary Jane."
Why? What has she done that has shown she can be a good Mary Jane? She never played the "pretty girl next door with emotional issues" bit on anything, she was just another Disney channel teen sitcom star, I'm just struggling to understand why people on the internet keep saying she'd be a great MJ when her acting career hasn't pointed towards that even in the slightest.

Is it really just because she's black and people want to see a black MJ to validate themselves for whatever reason instead of getting someone actually suited for the role?

>>92369345
Maybe it's shilling?

Honestly if you asked me between Zendeya and Laura Harrier who got cast to be Mary Jane, I would've thought Laura Harrier.

Her hair makes me hungry for Ramen. Maybe it's just the noodle appearance of her hair.

>>92369235
Just from my own amateur research, I discovered Singer apparently has a fetish for twins, and you know the guy who plays Iceman? He's a twin. They probably had to have an orgy with him for one of them to get the role. The casting couch is real. Then Ian McKellen (also gay) did a homoerotic movie called Apt Pupil where he was a Nazi in hiding and a young boy found out, it was directed by Singer, there was a shower scene with underaged boys in it, apparently Singer and his gay buddies were leering at the boys and bullying them.

>>92368638
nice cameltoe too. this movie is very progressive to cast a cuntboy as peter parker.

>>92369444
>Just from my own amateur research
Stopped reading there.

>>92369235
i believe is from the strips, you know those from the sunday newspapers.
ttally legit, there is a wiki and all

>>92369468
>nice cameltoe
jesus man, I was just writting the same thing.
But cuntboy is so rude, they prefer to be called cuntperson.

>>92350530
Is that teenage Cisco?

>>92368147
also this, can we have this one instead?

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>>92359060
I don't care if she's black she just needs to be sexy.

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>>92350487
Anything is better than this ugly ass pasty redheaded thing.
I feel sorry for the x men franchise

>>92366526
Harry's in this then?

>>92369614
>Harry's in this then?
Yep, harry steinberg is in charge of the lights for the 2nd unit. did you mean osborn?

>>92369444

checked

>>92368638
Thats a mean bulge Tommy, kiddin, there is nothing there

>>92369585
>that
>sexy

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This has got to be one of the most pathetic threads with the most pathetic anons I've seen on /co in a while. Bravo /co, really living up to that basement dwelling neckbeard stereotype

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>>92367322

No, I pretty clearly stated that wasn't Bannon.

Seriously think before you post something so ignorant.

>>92369801
WOW, so you are new. that pic is reserved for hipsters and indie lovers, you dumfag retarditistic

>>92369773
>being a fag
>still thinks he can judge the looks of a woman like a healthy man can

>>92350487
Poor ugly little thing, to be in this movie his knees must be very scraped and his throat so fucking sore... And Im ok with that

>>92369767
topkek

>>92366344

You... ARE aware that many comic characters that are white in the comics have been played by ethnicitys OTHER than white in movies before,,, right?

Making MJ black is TOTALLY something they would do in a Marvel movie

>fuck acting abilities, she has to be a bimbo
/tv/ everyone.

>>92370025

There's no such thing as white ethnicity, you colonial assclown.

>>92370025
Way to ignore everything he said. Even ignoring the constant denying of the rumour, Zendaya's character has been described as the polar opposite of an MJ, she's a damn bookworm. Plus how many of those characters were known for a distinct physical trait? The look of, for example, Heimdall often changed in comics, he was always white but generic enough that every other reboot and artist gave him a different style and colour of beard. Changing him to black was no revolution, whereas MJ is famous for her red hair. Even if they decided to change their ethnicity that look would still be somewhat acknowledged, she could have a red streak of hair or something. Oh wait, she does have a coloured streak of hair... and it's purple

>>92370156
>everything he said
everything you said. samefag alert!!!!

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>>92370183
But then where's my (you)

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>>92370227
>where's my (you)

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>bullied by a pajeet

How the fuck is this even possible?

"Ey Parker you have silly hai-"
"You smell like shit Thompson"

>>92370296

>bullied by a pajeet
>How the fuck is this even possible?

Designated shitting lockers.

>>92370296
>Thompson
sorry...what? he is flash thompson? you kidding right

>>92370393
>he shits in your locker before stuffing you in it
Gotta admit, that's some next level bullying.

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There aren't still people who don't understand she's going to be the 'ugly' one most of the movie while Pete crushes on some other bitch until she goes full She's All That on him right

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>>92370296
>"Ey Parker you have silly hai-"
>"You smell like shit Thompson"
Build this man a wall!

>>92370296
>>92370393
He's south american. Shitpost right if you really have to

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>>92370296
of course he is, remember co/ better start using sunscreen

>>92370484
>>"You smell like shit Thompson"
Stop it anon, thats a hate crime and Peter could be expelled

>>92370521

PARKER I REPORT U

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

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>>92350487
>>92370470
They already confirmed girl on right is going to be the girl he's crushing on.

>>92370429
Nope. This is our new resident bully. Although we've been assured, "Flash won't be a villain". So expect some cheesy scene where he gets rescued by Spider-Man, reflects on the errors of his ways, and then becomes buddies with Peter, is basically what they're saying.

There's way too many redheads in comics, but it's odd how they're all being turned black in adaptations.
It's just such a specific thing.

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>>92370756
>buddies with Peter
... then he marries some russian tranny, yep with all the race mixing from vietnamese to russian sounds right, then he loses his legs. Ok I can work with that.

>>92350487
desu I'm okay with her being MJ because she's not actually Mary Jane
really wish her hair was red though

>>92350669
>Alicia Keys
>Rashida Jones
>Jessica Alba
idk but I feel you

>>92353585
more like for her to get C O L O N I S E D

>>92350669
That is an opinion that is yours. Not everyone's by a long shot

>>92351707
>>92356607
I guess the Robocop reboot was a Robocop movie solely because they had a robot cop in the movie. Despite not having anything that made Robocop good in the first place.

>"Let's finally do a Marvel Spidey movie! Get it right! Fuck Sony!"

>"Yeah! Now we can incorporate everything from the comics that's missing in these Sony disasters!"

>"Yeah, we should take Peter and put him entirely in Miles' life and setting, make it fresh for viewers, put him in a special school, with the same friend as Miles, avoid casting other white people aside from May who's already cast and the villains, have him receive the suit from an outside source that seeks to mentor and at the same time constrain the kid, all that great stuff people loved from the Spider-Man comics so they can see it in the big screen!"

>"what"

>"Diversity, man, we have to appeal to everyone and make it progressive and relevant to today. When Iron Man shows up-"

>"what"

>"We have already developed a relationship between them, we need to capitalize on what was begun in the last Captain America movie co-starring RDJ by putting RDJ in the Spider-Man movie."

>"Does he really need to be in every-"

>"YES"

>"I'm sure it'll be great."

>"Excelsior, motherfucker.

>>92350530
Man, makeup works wonders.

>>92366259
>highschool girls don't try to look like dolled up super models
I see you've been out of highschoo for a while.

>Michelle isn't MJ
>Just like Marion wasn't Talia
>Just like Arkham Knight wasn't Jason
>Just like John wasn't Khan
Every time a literally who shows up as a main character in a big budget adaption of a property, the studio is trying to pull a fast one. Especially Sony, they're way too risk averse to add in this new nobody for no reason.

>>92372979

Only possible if his stint in high school predates modern cosmetics.

When a girl's parents didn't allow makeup, she did it at school. It's been so for ages.

Girls that avoid looking good like Zendaya's character seems to be doing are most likely victims of abuse that go out of their way to prevent any advances. They see being pretty as a curse or like a disease. In Zendaya's case she could be argued to be a hypochondriac.

>>92350487
Isn't peter's love interest atleast supposed to be hot..?
She's not ugly or anything, but just really fucking plain.

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>>92373110
They dressed her up like that on purpose. They're gonna do the whole "Woah she's actually pretty" thing when Pete takes her to homecoming.

>>92363960
Let's see them make a new Black Panther white and see how many people fucking cry about it

I personally don't care about race as long as the character is good. If this is the MCU version of "MJ" I'm not exactly thrilled

You know what they say, the best date is a first date at the water park.

Spend as much time as You need in the water to make sure the Makup comes off.

>>92353585
yes

>>92373145

It's not the outfit anon.

It's the reality that your pic is hiding behind all the paint.

>>92350487
she isn't mary jane, you fucking mongoloid

>>92365890

are you a Leaf?


>>92368323

Don't forget the people about that think that the black race will rule the world without considering that "black" is a umbrella term for a lot of african races.

>>92373247
When I say dressed up I meant every thing, hair and makeup included.

>>92350487
Look at that giraffe neck.
Look at it an laugh

>>92373145
the wonders of make up

>closet homosexuals: the thread

>>92373269

Or lack thereof.

Only the dress arbitrarily characterizes her, the rest is nature.

>>92358461
Her dad was probably hot at some point.

>>92367900
This.