Homestuck: /co/burb

>Homestuck

Summon the mods.

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>>92347018
no goddamn it

>>92347018
It's not against the rules

>>92346993
Well, for starters, we should decide how many players are playing and what their classpects are going to be

>>92347088
There must be a buck tooth Asian girl, this is a must.

>>92347129
why though?

Prototype the kernelsprite with your favorite ONGOING MANGA SERIES, named /co/co/'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE.

You notice a lot of impact in the dastardly smooth attire of characters LITERALLY ME and ONE MORE TIME.

>>92347146
Because it's racist

>>92346993
OP here, sorry bout this but one of my coworkers just got his dick stuck a breakroom fridge door again, gotta go get the butter, i hope this thread doesn't get archived by the communist mods.

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>>92346993
This will be influential meme in the story that will seem unimportant, and it will be.

>>92346993

Wait, you mean a session played by /co/-related characters, or a session played by /co/mrades?

Honestly I think the latter is a pretty funny idea.

>guys do kernelsprites have vaginas? asking for a friend
>white queen is cute! CUTE!!!
>WHITE QUEEN A SHIT BLACK QUEEN BEST QUEEN
>guys the reckoning is nearly here get the fuck off that shitty trans-timeline imageboard thing and start leveling you pieces of shit jesus christ

>>92347597
>/sug/ spraypainting Hearts Boxcars orange, strapping a mop head to his scalp, and forcing him to pretend to be Jasper
>Everyone getting together on the frozen frog planet to sing "Let it Go"
>Everyone making lame Stand jokes about the kernelsprites

>That one guy who got the suck-ass planet with the neon flashing lights
>He had a sezere as soon as he entered

Man, Sburb is fucking brutal

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>>92347597
Is it even possible to create a character as ironic as Dave-Motherfuckin-Strider?

The answer is no.

>>92346993
>>92347088
First we need to figure out what the fucking classpects actually mean to all of us as a whole.

Here's the starting list of general interpretations to start us off.
BREATH: Autonomy, direction(?)
LIGHT: Truth, knowledge, purpose(?)
TIME: Not too sure(?)
RAGE: Zealous, also bullshit meta asspulls(?)
HOPE: Blind faith(?)
VOID: Emptiness, the unknown.(?)
BLOOD: Friendship, bonds(?)
MIND: Choices, persona(?)
HEART: Relationships, ego(?)
SPACE: Loneliness(??????)
LIFE: Positivity, optimism(?)
DOOM: Rules, pessimism(?)

>>92349636
Dirka Dirk? Or maybe Bro.

>>92347193
I love racism......

>>92349744
nipnep, where is equiqui?

>>92347597
This sounds like /co/.
>>92347868
This sounds like Reddit.

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>>92349753
>BREATH: Autonomy

>>92350063
>starting list of general interpretations
Not mine, exactly, dumbdumb. If you're so smart, why don't you give me yours?

>>92349753
BREATH: eb and flow and change
LIGHT: Using the known and changing it to your advance, find out secrets
TIME: Changing shit with a plan, always bizzay, cheats death
RAGE: Ork powers, WRRRAAAAAAGGHing stuff into reality
HOPE: Think rage but with optimism and rationalizing
VOID: Secrets and the unknown. Dark magic, Chaos and shit
BLOOD: lol gay
MIND: Introspection and self improvement (physiologically).
HEART: Expression and self improvement(spiritually).
SPACE: Being their but not doing any thing, only changing stuff when needed, slowly
LIFE: Birth, fertility and motherly stuff
DOOM: Sacrifice and ending, manly stuff

>>92349753
>Autonomy
I think you mean _______?

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>>92349753
>BLOOD: Friendship, bonds(?)

I always thought that blood meant empowerment and bonds, like a Maid of Blood could empower another persons aspect if they where close enough, to DBZ levels.

But sadly, do to the only 2 blood players in the comic being complete fuck ups, we'll never know.

>>92347079
It is for the janny

>>92349753
>>92350118

We got a straight-up explanation of what Heart is though. It deals with "souls", or at least what basically amounts to a soul - consciousness threaded through a unique pattern of memories and personality. Dirk was the "destroyer of souls", which let him splinter his consciousness as well as rip people's souls out of their bodies.

Blood was pretty obviously related to social bonds, pacts, cooperation, deals, obligations, etc. Karkat fulfilled his role as the Knight of Blood by weaponizing his aspect - both by gaining Jack's trust (and choosing to trust Jack), thus allowing their team to perform Operation Regisurp, as well as getting a team of psychotic backstabbers to cooperate long enough to win the game. The Sufferer, inheriting Kankris powers as the Seer of Blood, was able to both see the previous social order of their world as well as envision a version of it in which trolls could live in cooperation and mutual understanding rather than violence and bigotry.

Hope is belief, Rage is willpower, Doom is horrible fates. The rest are pretty obvious.

>>92347146
What else are players to lust after?

>>92349805
This is /co/burb anon, you'll get all the racism you could ever ask for.

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>>92347079
Doesn't matter, mods nuke Homestuck threads on sight for no reason all the time

>>92347079
>>92354089
general is still banned though, can't have them too close to each other

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Today I found this card I got on Valentine's Day four years ago

Just fuck my shit up

>>92354427
Are you the father of little John Karkat?

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>>92354486

About two years ago they got really aggressively into Steven Universe and coincidentally I haven't spoken to them since

>>92354619
>they
>them
Oh no

>>92354427
>hopefully you would replace the void in my heart with life
>hope
>void
>heart
>life

Damn, how do you get that good?

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>>92346993
GUYS, we need our own stairs meme.

>BUT BETTER

like instead of stairs how bout....

escalators

>>92355789
eels

>>92355960
eels honey

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>>92356053
ESCALATORS!
ESCALATORS!
ESCALATORS!

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>>92355789
elevators

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>>92346993
>>92347088
How do kids now a days dress? The one in my basement wont say.

>>92349753
Breath: Direction, flow, lack of willpower
Rage: Anger, lack of direction, incredible willpower
Light: Good luck, knowledge, purpose
Void: Bad luck, ignorance, lack of purpose
Time: Decay, death
Space: Growth, life
Heart: Romantic relationships, souls, possibly ego
Blood: Non-romantic relationships, bonds
Life: Beginnings, gain, optimism
Doom: Endings, sacrifice, pessimism
Hope: Thoughtless hope, blind faith
Mind: Calculated thoughts and decisions

>>92346993
Eh. Honestly after Metastuck my taste in fansessions has run barren.

>>92358126
Aspects shouldn't just be "lack of something or "abundance or something" due to the class system's effect on that (like Prince destroying or Heir becoming), theoretically. So it should really be something like:
BREAH: Direction, flow, willpower.
RAGE: Anger, direction, willpower.
Light: Luck, knowledge, purpose.
VOID: Luck, ignorance, meaninglessness.
Etc, etc.
>>92351649
>>92350118
How exactly does Mind differ from Heart then? I don't want to use platitudes/pseudo-philosophy to try and distinguish them. We're not Hussie. :^)
>>92350126
They're all a little _______?, Anon.

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Hey look what i found

>>92359005
I made so many typos there, damn it.

>>92359080
How much for a gram of Kanaya?

>>92359080
Throw it in a blender.

>>92354486
Little? He's almost 8 years old now

>>92354715
Oh my God, no...............

>>92354619
Can I uh, see the source of that picture? Asking for a friend.

>>92355431
>Damn, how do you get that good?
By not caring about good syntax or proper grammar.

>>92354427
They forgot to include the 8ulge aspect.... WTF....... It would have been so easy too....

>>92363170
I want to see this kind of logic meet its inevitable end with Tumblr making pictures of brown, fleshy gelatinous mounds of limbs, flesh, and hair dye melding into one another and then saying that it's Dave and Karkat holding hands.

Someone should draw this. Like,
somebody going "I love Davekat!" in front of two disgusting abominations.

>>92363170
Why does tumblr feel the need to make Dave black? WHY?

>>92359005

Mind isn't about actual thoughts, but rather about choices. Terezi, as the Seer of Mind, could peer through the unfolding decision tree ahead of her and see which was the most fruitful choice.

Sometimes I entertain a pet theory that part of coming to understand an aspect is realizing that the aspect is actually bullshit. Terezi had to learn the hard way that sometimes you don't really have a choice at all. Vriska had to learn the hard way that sometimes luck has nothing to do with it.

>>92364345
OK, but then how is Mind different from Light?

>>92364243
It's because he raps and shit. He's meant to be a wigger dork whose attempts at parts of "black" culture are lame but irony is forever lost on the Tumblrsphere

>>92364451
Light=luck and success

>>92364536
Why would "luck and success" be tied in with "knowledge" if the knowledge doesn't benefit you (leading to "success") ? Light's "fortune" aspect is stupidly similar to Mind's "future" aspect and there needs to be a definitive line between them.

>>92364952
This is both the most accurate and the least accurate depiction of Davejade that I've ever seen.

>>92364243
Because they like making Rose black and seem to think siblings need to have the same skintone even though it's incredibly likely Dave's an albino.

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>>92365136
Such is the way of many things.

>>92365259
>it's incredibly likely Dave's an albino
And it's the same thing with Rose sooo.........

>>92365451
>You will never shove your dick up Dave's asshole.
Why live?

>>92349753
Here's my headcanons

BREATH: Direction, Wishy-washy, Indecisiveness, freedom
LIGHT: Knowledge, Fortune, Relevance
TIME: Apathy, strong connection to death, string pulling
RAGE: Denial through pessimism, brute force
HOPE: Denial through optimism, Overrides other powers
VOID: Nothing, Unknowable, lack of relevance, puts a void between themselves and others (e.g. alcoholism, racism)
BLOOD: One's own view, set in stone morals, bond between others, appliance of said morals
MIND: Choice, Weight of said choices
HEART: The self, The soul, Personality, Splinters of one's self.
SPACE: Power through seclusion
LIFE: Reliance, Desire to help
DOOM: Fate - either good or bad, The end

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>>92364952
dave with headphones looks more like a Rose strider

>>92356807
>someone tries to build a shitty rope and pulley elevator in their house
>fails horribly, it sends them crashing down to the bottom floor every time they try to use it
>it becomes an inside joke with everyone else

>>92364451

They're an opposed pair - the same problem tackled from different angles.

Light is applying knowledge and foresight to heuristically trim he possibility space in a way that minimizes the consequence of uncontrollable and unpredictable elements (i.e. "bad luck") while capitalizing wherever possible on the possibility of strokes of genuine luck. Fortune favors the wise, in other words. If you do it right, it'll seem like you've been impossibly lucky, when in reality you've been stacking the deck the whole time.

Mind just tackles the same issue but from a deterministic rather than probabilistic one. If the choice you're making really matters, then there will only ever really be one optimal path to take. If there's more than one optimal path to take, the choice doesn't actually matter. Hence Terezi's whole coin gimmick: what difference does a coin flip make to a blind girl?

There's some underlying math and philosophy involved in my interpretation that are kind of too much to compress into a simple explanation. If you're interested, the hints lie in fields like game theory, computer science (particularly optimization theory, heuristics, search algorithms, and AI) and quantum mechanics, though I loathe to use that buzzword in the current atmosphere of popular science.

>>92365457
Rose doesn't have red eyes, so a case can be made for her. Dave on the other hand, does.

>>92365608
Rose Strider, dick rider

>>92365676
Her eyes are purple though.

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>>92365488
Check the positions again, he's not sitting on her

>>92365568
How would you try to meld that in everyone else's terms?
>>92365637
Try to boil this down into something that doesn't take multiple sentences to explain.
>Mind just tackles the same issue but from a deterministic rather than probabilistic one. If the choice you're making really matters, then there will only ever really be one optimal path to take. If there's more than one optimal path to take, the choice doesn't actually matter. Hence Terezi's whole coin gimmick: what difference does a coin flip make to a blind girl?
Also, this seems like a bit of a stretch but it's still an interesting concept.
>There's some underlying math and philosophy involved in my interpretation that are kind of too much to compress into a simple explanation. If you're interested, the hints lie in fields like game theory, computer science (particularly optimization theory, heuristics, search algorithms, and AI) and quantum mechanics, though I loathe to use that buzzword in the current atmosphere of popular science.
It could be interesting if you tried to explain it.

Would you also say that Light is deductive reasoning and Mind is inductive? How about any other parallels?

>>92365852
I know. That's why it hurts more. ;(

>>92365852
Dave's shirt is because of "irony"

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>>92365718

>>92366045
>Rose Strider getting knotted by John Harley
Oh dear

>>92366045
Give me more

>>92366045
>Rose Strider convincing John through subtle implications that fucking girls is totally gay

>>92365989
Well, more like "irreverence but also i genuinely believe this" type humor that Tumblr practically fucking invented.

>>92366219
>John becomes a wizard.

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>>92366088

>>92366298
No no, John becomes a fag by his own admission, and goes to gay pride parades with his husband, Rose. It's too far along for anyone to really tell him.

>>92366324
Poor Rose Strider.

>>92366373
>Rose is also dumb enough to think she's still a lesbian while dating a man.
They're the perfect couple.

>>92366672
o shit

>>92366672
If you combined Roxy's and Dirk's traits, you could theoretically create the worst character in the entire comic. Yes, even worse than Calliope.

>>92366577
Well duh she's a lesbian, she's dating a gay man

>>92367012
>This is what Rose actually thinks.

>>92365946

How about this: Light leverages judicious estimation of decision making to optimize probability. Mind leverages judicious estimation of probability to optimize decision making. Same problem space, but exact opposite approaches. Make sense?

>>92367120
Well DUH, how else would it be?

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wanted to do another john

>>92367131
Not really. Seems more like a word salad and the similar wording of both makes it kind of confusing.

>>92367139
>Rose doesn't even have a GED
>After 300,000,000 billion years as a God.

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daily reminder

>>92367204
>STILL can't cook a hotpocket

>>92367208
Objectively right.

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>>92349753
>>92350204
>>92351649
>>92358126
>>92365568
>Blood aspect
>not being fucking worthless, lazy and ending up as accessory for a main character
L8L

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ok I'm getting bored with this

>>92367463
I want to fuck that Rose (Dave)

>>92367463
Nah, blue Jade is WAY more girl next door typical geeky girl. Dave Lalonde is ironically an extremely stable individual.

>>92367210
>Rose isn't retarded, just really dumb.

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>>92367523

>>92367597
This is hot on multiple layers.

>>92367535
>sweet, innocent Jade Egbert being filled to the brim with Dave Lalonde's probing tentacles

>>92367535
>stable
STABLER maybe, but he'd be a massive momma's boy.

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>>92367208
i mean, technically speaking...

>>92367547
That's long been established. She acts high and mighty but she's actually a dumb blonde underneath

>>92367901
God, that's so hot. "Smart"/uppity girls being disgusting is hot as Hell too.

>>92367535
what would Rose Egbert be like?

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>>92358887
Because nothing will be as good.

>>92368088
Like Jade, the geeky girl next door, maybe a bit more socially competent but kind of the stereotypical quiet girl. Whose school notebook is just full of disgusting, horrifying, lewd eldritch porn situations that she thinks up.

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>>92346993
>Spend a long time creating a troll
>He has a bit off a backstory
>Godteir powers and weapon
>He has it all
>Hiveswap is announced


Then this asshole appears

>>92368103
>Only some of these memes are alive and even then, just by a thread.
Le sigh....

>>92368141
What about a ditzy girl who tries to pretend to be smart but gets distracted easily and stuff?

Does anyone have those two Hitler-edits of Jane commanding the Felt into the oven?

>>92368166
I don't see how a vaporware game affects anything.

>>92368210
Still needs that porn angle

>>92359080
Man I remember my first Kanaya

>>92368671
I just thought it was kinda funny

>>92368710
What?

Hussie is almost 40, does he still hang out with 20 year olds and teenagers?

>>92368821
You bet your left dick he does.

>>92368984
How many dicks are we talking about here?

>>92369025
361.

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>>92347597
>/co/ would prototype kernelsprite with waifu and fleshlight
>They can finally fuck the waifu of their dreams again and again and again.
>White and Black Queens will be an amalgamation of a dozen waifus.
>Possibly just as many vaginas
>imagine.png
>would never actually progress through the game.

>>92369250
Holy shit, you're a genius, Anon.
>I can finally marry Rose.
;_;

>>92369363
But will they actually like us?

>>92369454
I think Rose might like me. I can be bullied and I kind of act like John.
I'd cry if she didn't.;_;

>>92369538
Die, slut.

>>92369581
lol

>>92369608
>lol
Don't laugh at me......

>>92369634
sorry

>>92369739
It's OK, Anon. I'm glad you apologized.

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>>92369581
>>92369608
>>92369634
>>92369739
>>92369785
You guys are fucking retarded.

>>92369876
Anon, we were having a friendly conversation and then you had to p*op all over it. Please apologize.

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>>92369931
Fuck you.

>>92369581
>virgin troll
>probably the only one that wasn't horny all the time
>>Die, slut.

???

>>92367165
>>92364451
>>92359005
Didn't Hussie say something about how aspects can do the same thing depending on the class? So it really is meant to be blurred line.

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>>92351466
post the whole thing faggot

>>92370106
Rude!
>>92370122
>Gets married.
>Cucks Rose constantly.
>Wanted to fuck Vriska constantly.
YEah, sure, lol. Kill Kanaya. Dumb 8itch.

>>92370124
Well, I thought that was more of like, a Prince of Light vs. a Sylph of Void kind of thing you know? Where a positive thing on opposite of a concept and a negative thing on a concept would basically be the same thing.

I don't know what he'd mean besides this.

>>92366858
You mean Dave?

>>92370263
No. Dave is pure. And there's barely any Roxy in him besides "lol he jokes around more and doesn't hate himself". He's just "insecure irony man" minus the 30 other mental disorders.

Plus, he came first.

Rose, Jade, Roxy and Jane

Which one is the biggest slut?

>>92370784
Jane. Fat girls are always the sluttiest.

>>92370784
Roxy

>>92370784
Dumpy fat girls are the most desperate. Roxy.

>>92371277
WHO ARE YOU.

>>92371390
It's Hetero Karkat from another timeline.

>>92371575
Wow, I knew Karkat would have to become autistic to like Nepeta. But autistic enough to the point where he can only communicate through pictures? That's a whole other level.

>>92371893
Karkat...... No......

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Who will the big bad villain be?

Hardmode: no Jack, since he was only a villain out of the pure idiocy of the beta kids

>>92372021
Hussie.

>>92372021
Of what? Homestuck's over.

>>92372040
Real life.

>>92372021
>no Jack
It's always Jack, the Black King and PvP Assholes.

>>92372021
Skaia

>>92372021
Roxy.

>>92372021
Post-scratch alt-Caliborn (Hussie)

>>92372131
>Vriska/Eridan were pretty blatantly LARPER and min maxer parodies so them being "pvp assholes" could be an extremely clever joke.
>None of this kind of clever shit is seen past Act 5.

>>92372021
Icels.

>>92372021
Calliope.

>>92372021
Casey.

>>92372021
Davekat.

Why don't more gay guys get off to Jake?

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Oh, I think, I found the old meme version.

>>92370234
I bet he meant "I didn't think this through as much as you all think I have, it's just a story device designed to keep you guys invested in rules you'll never see because they don't exist."

>>92370291
Was pure.

Then Hussie made him more beautifully flawed and tragic for some fucking reason.

>>92372655
>Then Hussie made him more beautifully flawed and tragic for some fucking reason.
You mean more gay?

>>92372633
That's not exactly something you could interpret from that sentence but that's probably accurate too.

>>92372461
Because Jake's them.

Dirk and ESPECIALLY Dave are who they want to fuck.

John's the OG "You're nice so you must suck dicks." yaoifan bait.

>>92372821
>John's the OG "You're nice so you must suck dicks." yaoifan bait.
I can't believe Karkat took over John's role...

>>92372821
>Dirk and ESPECIALLY Dave are who they want to fuck.
It doesn't even seem like gay people want to fuck them. The only gay porn seems to come from yaoi fangirls.
John, Dirk, Dave, all yaoi.

Why don't gay guys get off to these characters? Do all of them basically come off as that unmasculine or something? I don't get it.

>>92372971
>Do all of them basically come off as that unmasculine or something?
they do

>>92373036
Even Dirk? That seems weird as shit for me.

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>>92372971
as far as I can tell, actual gay homestuck readers wank it to
>Dirk
>Gamzee
>Tavros
>Equius
>Horuss
>Lord English

Yaoi fangrils prefer
>John
>Dave
>Jake
>Dirk
>Karkat
>Sollux

>>92373094
>Dirk
>>Gamzee
>>Tavros
>>Equius
>>Horuss
>>Lord English
Can I get some evidence......?

>>92372021
Me.

>>92373114
Anon. I really don't want to start searching tumblr for gay homestuck porn artists to prove a point.

I'm just saying that those characters appear to be the most popular from what I've seen in the past.

>>92373176
>Anon. I really don't want to start searching tumblr for gay homestuck porn artists to prove a point.
Why the fuck not...?

>>92373188
I'm not gay enough to non-ironically look at/for gay, non-trap porn.

>>92373207
>non-trap porn.
Pleb....

>>92373094
There are some gay or bi homestuck fans who are VERY invested in post-tumblr Dave. They're basically the only ones who RP anymore too, which is a pain in the ass.

>>92373188
Not everyone is a homosexual, gen z.

>>92373861
Cohen?
>>92373866
>Implying.

>>92373861
>who are VERY invested in post-tumblr Dave
Those are the worst kinds of gays.

>>92374056
worst type of gays are women who claim to be bi for attention

>>92374145
There actually a ton of bad gay subtype Pokemon: bug-chasers, standard fuckparty union (SFU) camp gays, political camp gays, hipster gays, Tumblr male gays, etc, etc

Nepeta fucking ruined Homestuck.

>>92375163
>Nepeta
that's not how you spell caliborn

>>92375163
*Jade

>>92375427
Jade stopped an all out davekat ending. Really, Aradia ruined homestuck

>>92375904
>Jade stopped an all out davekat ending.
*Puts her to sl8ep.*
No, L8L.

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>>92376406

>>92376481
Nepeta should be in the trash too.

>>92354089
them being homestuck threads would be reason enough for deletion, enjoy the ones that aren't deleted

>>92368103
>tfw missed all of this

>>92376745
t.hotpockets

>>92376745
What rule does it break?

>>92346993
You know what would actually be good? Making a script based Sburb along the same lines as DragonRaidBoss and their script for /bant/ threads.
>classpects based on IDs
>unique skills and interesting abilities
>all posters are fighting the black king/queen
>some posters are sabotaging shit bags with abilities that set the game back
>some gets or IDs become denezins
>whomever kills them gets some sort of boost
It would work fairly well if you kept it simple and periodically added onto it. The Raid script has pretty much done all the hard work as it is. All that's needed for a basic game is some sprite changes and wording.

>>92376990
Don't try to reason with autism.

>>92372474
>john's gf
I miss the simpler times

>>92376994
That's a pretty cool idea, Anon.

>>92377063
Now she's just a Mary Sue.
>thinking johnroxy was good
>ever
LOL.

>>92377114
Roxy was best girl until she started fucking a pre-pubescent lizard. Her a John were merely the cherry on top

>>92377149
>roxy was good until she was gay

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>92377114
idk i think Dirk's real close too. He got all of Bro's cool shit and Grandpa's assumed cleverness and scientific skills leaving Jake with "walking victim nothing like his guardian self."

>>92377149
>Roxy
>best girl
How? Because Dirk praised her as the true leader and everyone should suck her cock?

>>92377149
>Roxy was best girl
Fuck off.
>johnrox-
No.
>>92377176
Dirk is better than Roxy on almost every single level.

>>92377185
She and Dirk were the only tolerable Alpha kids. I don't know what you're trying to achieve by furthering their mutual association and distance from the dregs that are Jake and Jane

>>92377218
Yeah I know he's super strong and the smartest of the kids and builds AIs and is a tactical genius and handsome and loves boys!

ugh.

>>92377228
>from the dreg that are Jake and Jane
Or Hussie is a shit writer? Hell, Jane was featured as an important leader character next to Karkat and John in Act 7.

>>92377218
>implying she wasn't best girl
>being a filthy caliie poster
Two failed franchises weren't enough!

>>92377185
This. I swear to God, the dynamic between Dirk and Roxy was so fucking bizarre. "im a little insecure that you dont like me much" "I DONT LIKE YOU MUCH YOURE THE BEST PERSON HERE YOURE FUCKING PERFECT IM SO PROUD OF YOU YOU ARE OUR LEADER YOU. ARE. GREAT. GOD AMONG WOMEN" "im a little inse-" "YOU ARE FLAWLESS."

>>92377258
>important leader next to Karkat
Who was decidedly unimportant to anything, not a leader at all by the end of the story and a complete joke. I agree he and Jane do share a lot of similarities.

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>>92373094
and the self-hating fangirls prefer

>>92377228
Tolerable until they entered the game or when Hussie tried to "develop" her.
>>92377245
Shit bait.
>>92377263
>best girl
LOL.
>callie
>Implying Roxy and Callie aren't one in the same only with one being even more insufferable

>>92377299
>shit bait
>levy groundless shit on one character but won't even entertain the exact same shit offered to another character due to personal inclination
Classic shit posting. This is how shit paste anti-roxyfags actually think

>>92377269
>>92377299
>Being broadly praised to a fucking absurd degree with little context and only to completely nullify the feelings of insecurity in the character being praised.
Hmmmm.... Callie and Roxy sure are different! I have no idea why they were shipped together!

>>92377359
>>levy groundless shit on one character but won't even entertain the exact same shit offered to another character due to personal inclination
Yeah, basically. If you want to actually have an an argument, then don't respond to my shit-talking with a meme.
>This is how shit paste anti-roxyfags actually think
>He thinks anti-Roxy is a bad thing.
Wow. Haha.

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>>92354427
>start reading MSPA toward the end of Problem Sleuth
>get really into Homestuck RP from 2012 onward
>all the groups inevitably implode due to drama
>everything else peters out due to lack of interest or people drifting apart as updates become less frequent and the comic becomes worse and worse

>still have boxes full of drawings and correspondence and gifts and other nice things stuffed away somewhere in the closet
>would do it all over again given the opportunity, even the parts I still cringe at to this day

Tears in rain

>>92377176
Why are you talking like you're currently reading the story?

>>92377245
>Comparing a character whose personal flaws matter to one where they just flat out don't. >Dirk feels responsible for everyone, this leads him to try and manipulate and control all of his friends.
>Roxy feels responsible for everyone. This leads her to try really hard for friends and feel very self-important. She has a lot of guilt when she doesn't think she does a good job which leads to.... uh.. her venting about it and Dirk saying she's the best thing ever?

>Dirk has a wide skillset and is intelligent but his personal issues constantly tear apart the group.
>Roxy has a wide skillset and is intelligent and is also the glue holding the group together. She drinks to help with the pressure which affects her by.... uh.... and often feels like she has to play up the role of a "fun girl" to make everyone happy which leads to... uh.... her feeling a bit insecure?
>Roxy goes off alcohol because it's bad obviously. Goes back on it when in Trickster mode and once again feels holier-than-thou guilt over it which leads her to.... uh...

It's like Calliope 1.5. She has a ton of insecurity but it doesn't really manifest itself into any real flaws or conflicts or really anything interesting at all. She's full of a dozen half-baked character concepts (leader, alcohol and loneliness, "fun girl" role, etc, etc) and they don't add up to anything interesting.

Even if Dirk as a character was really fucked up in execution, you could at least understand what Hussie was getting at. There's no sign of any deliberation in how Roxy was written besides "make her as likeable and funny as possible" and it's just fucking boring.

>>92377433
It's a bittersweet thing.

Yesterday I found my notes and sketches of my over the top absurd fantroll session I made out of doodles during class years ago. Seeing them again was really humbling from an art perspective, because jesus fuck they were bad, but it was kind of nice. Reminded me of simpler times I guess.

Plus hey, you know what, I liked em. Homestuck got me to research latin names and animal phylae for lusus ideas, and spend hours thinking up stable time loops. All I can wish is that something that inspired me didn't collapse into a pile of unfinished dreck.

>>92377662
Dude, do you even know where you are? Plus, most of that was a long time ago.

>>92377747
Yeah your right i should expect this kind of thing from /co/ by now, but still i expected some high tier shit, not shipping

>Never shipping

>>92377662
i didn't say anything about gays or waifus or bad dragon

>>92377793
How long have you been here, Anon....?

>>92377793
3-5 years now, but then there was a 2 month gap when i started taking my work seriously, but then cooled down and I came back to less based /co/

>>92377930
Anon, this has been going on for years now.

>>92378137
Dumb Aradia......

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>tfw following One Piece, JoJo and some GW product franchises

Feels good man. Homestuck turned me off from /co/ related shit.

>>92377959

And i've blatantly ignored every second, like duckling that's swimming in a pond with other duckling, but then the duckling gets fucked in the ass by the other ducklings, that's when the raped duckling relises that he isn't in a pond with his fellow waterfowls, hes in a fucking city irrigation pond with mother fucking nigger crows.

>>92378109
>>92378239
SEE WHAT I MEAN?

>>92378109
Do not lie to me

>>92378356
i like that image very much so anon

>>92378373
Sorry, my friend is very curious and if you don't have information, don't respond.

>>92378363
LOL, I was all three of those posts, Anon.

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>>92378494
GODDAMN YOU AND YOU DILDOS

I cant seem to get mythical lizard phallus off my mind, send help

>>92378557
Calm down, friend. Become one with the autism. It's zen as fuck.

>>92377433
Me too.

I still have pictures a friend drew when we RPed John and Rose together and they're fucking hilarious. Last time I tried saying hi to her she blew me off because, idk.

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>>92378405
You'll probably like this as well.

>>92346993
>anons are split into groups of 12 or so
>12 kid session
>each kid has one trait from each anon in a group
>this makes the basic character
>then draft is revised for more cohesive flowing writing

>same for the narrative, mostly stupid shit anons know they would probably do

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>>92368088
>all of these abandoned Sburb fics
RIP fics. you predicted Homestuck ending

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Banshee from X-Men standing over A tolet screaming fom passing kidney stone
making his house collapse killing his wife.

>>92379675
Deep.

>>92379500
what would you call that? yoga fetch modus? gymnastics fetch modus?

>>92380675
Dumb bitch fetch modus.

>>92380786
Do not bully Jade

>>92380675
Actually, it's charades.

>>92381120
JAde is perfect for bullying.

>>92375400
caliborn was the only person trying to save homestuck by the end

>>92381248
Caliborn deserves his own story. His character is so fucking unique and hilarious in that he's like a childlike retard with iron-forged will and some foresight. He'd make a great protagonist for another Homestuck-esque story.

Caliborn proves that Hussie still has the magic in him.

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>the thread is still up
i thought we banned these

>>92381248
Read Act Omega my nega

>>92381334
Ew, no.

>>92381334
>act omega
I thought this thread hates Act Omega

>>92381311
Hussie is dead

>>92381316
OFF is a cool-ass game. Even though I didn't really like the story or anything, I kind of just wished it went on to be serialized or something for the exploration aspect alone.
>Imagine a game that gets updated weekly in a way like Homestuck used to.
Cool as Heck, man.

>>92378109
check https://mspaintadventures-panel-editing.tumblr.com/, they probably have something

>>92381368
That seems to be the consensus but it's actually good

>>92381368
We mostly do but there are a select few who like or tolerate it.

>>92381401
>https://mspaintadventures-panel-editing.tumblr.com
Is this where Aranea ironing her dress is from

>>92381401
>Literally 3 images inside of a sea of futa dicks.
I will never understand some people.

>>92381386
Technically not true. IPGD has his soul trapped in the Juju of a dragon dildo.

>>92381470
We're nowhere near as autistic, unfortunately.

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>>92381389
>off was Undertale before Undertale
>it never exploded like Undertale
I guess at least it's nowhere as cancerous as Undertale
But on the other hand...
>discussing OFF be like
>>92381470
Because they're bigger.

Hussie was seen doing political impressions at some time in the last year and a half

>>92381531
There's not much to really talk about with OFF either, it's just a neat little game that tries to fuck with your head with varying degrees of success.

Undertale attempted to have a world and characters that weren't completely drenched in absurdism because atmosphere wasn't it first priority. In fact, atmosphere seems like OFF's only priority and it did it pretty damn well. I was more mellow after I played it because the story was "meh" but the experience of playing it was, in retrospect, pretty damn cool.

(Sorry for going off-topic.)

>>92381368
Omega is shallow, though not shit like 90% other fancomics (im looking at you, Act 8 and DDoAt).
It also had a nice animation. I don't like it, but don't dislike it.

>>92381660
>Omega is shallow, though not shit like 90% other fancomics
The difference between these two things is....?

>>92381685
A shallow comic doesn't make you feel anything. A shit comic does deep displeasurable things to you.

Take Act 8 for example. The worst of the worst Omega can cause to you doesn't even come close to Fat Karkat

>>92381730
I mean, I'd consider something that's shallow to be shit but I guess I get what you mean. If the entertainment lacks well, entertainment then I don't see why that isn't just "bad" instead of "neutral"

>>92369250
You know damn well this is what will happen

>>92369454
>>92369472
>imagining some anon breaking down in the middle of the game because his sprite wont suck his dick

>>92382453
THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD PROTOTYPE HORMONE PILLS WITH THE WAIFU!

Seriously, is it hard to comprehend that would make her a thirsty hoe?

>>92382453
Rose would never.... not suck my penis.....

>>92382618
Rose would first summon a dark auras and shove a black tentacle up your ass first. I think that's actually what she did to John in some fic I read?

>>92382662
Good thing I wear a buttplug for this specific purpose. Dumb Rose, always getting outsmarted. Now make me a Hotpocket.

>>92382727
>Implying she isnt gonna shove the tentacle while the plug is in there

>>92382829
>Implying the buttplug isn't made out of dark matter.
Checkmate.

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>>92346993
So does that mean fantrolls are an in thing now or is that still off the table?

>>92382932
Fan trolls are a mistake. Fan kids are where it's at.

>>92383036
What of fan offspring

>>92383103
What?

>>92382932
fantrolls are pretty boring.
Literally N O B O D Y is capable of pulling off an interesting fantroll

>>92346993
how will it begin, we cant do the "STANDING IN HIS BEDROOM" trope, i say it begins with the main kid found downstairs in his kitchen with peanut butter on his willy.

>>92383253
>we cant do the "STANDING IN HIS BEDROOM" trope, i
Fuck you. That's not a trope. It's an obligation.

>>92383247
Not even Icels...? :^(

>>92383373
literally who

>>92383379
>He doesn't know Icels.
Are you new?

>>92383469
ignorance does not equal newness

>>92383469
>implying I pay attention to tripfags

>>92383499
Yeah, but it's an indicator which is why I asked and didn't assume, dear Anon.
>>92383507
It's not a tripfag. It's just an infamous Davekat yaoi fangirl.

>>92383555
>. It's just an infamous Davekat yaoi fangirl.
why should I care about her?

>>92383187
What?

>>92383574
Anon, you shouldn't. It was just a joke.

>>92383596
What do you mean what?

>>92383625
Jokes are supposed to be funny.

>>92383253
start it with the first kid being asleep at noon and the narrator's increasingly agitated attempts to get him to wake up
eventually they give up and check in on the other kids who are undoubtedly much cooler and more interesting than he is

>>92383652
I said what about fan offspring, what is what about that?

>>92383655
It would be funny if you knew who she was. Also, no need to be a dick, man.

>>92383710
What's that?

>>92383685
Please don't bully sleepanon......

>>92382932
>want to complain about fantrolls
>realize that Karkat, Terezi, Vriska and Feferi are the only trolls who had a hard life
>and then Vriska fucked over Tavros, Aradia and Sollux

>>92383920
All the trolls had a hard life, Anon.

>>92383976
>gamzee
>hard life

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I feel like for fantrolls you must remember

>the are terrible, like fan fiction self insert terrible
>they should be edgy to some degree (unless they're beforus fantrolls, which in that case; why are you making beforus fantrolls?)
>they will likely die a brutal death
>they're also terrible "people". Alternia trolls are not nice people, you fantroll shouldn't be either.
>they're also terrible in the normal way and you should be feel bad about making fantrolls
>they should be fappable to some degree

>>92383976
>Tavros, Nepeta, Kanaya, Equius, Gamzee and Eridan
>hard life
I can give you Aradia and Sollux again, because they may end up as batteries.

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>>92384034
I think I can swing all that. How thick should they be?

>>92383996
Except that one, I guess.
>>92384075
>Nepeta
>Lonely autist.
>Tavros
>Vriska
Kanaya, eh, not really.
>Equius
>Pathetic weirdo
>Eridan
>Miserable lunatic.

Most of the trolls were miserable and crazy and that's the definition I'm using for "hard life"

>>92384034
>Alternia trolls are not nice people
>Aradia.
>Kanaya.
>Tavros.

>>92384108
that's for you to decide.

>>92384151
>necrophiliac
>murderer, gay
>cripple

>>92383757
Offspring means the progeny of someone.

>>92384034
>okay
>what is tavros
>what is equius
>what is tavros or kanaya slicing eridan in half doesn't count
>wait what?
>okay

>>92384197
Those are good arguments, sorry.

>>92384215
>wait what?
He means fantrolls are dumb.

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>>92384197
Ok got it

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>>92384197
>cripple = terrible
explain yourself anon
considering the reasons you gave for kanaya and aradia, being cripple is not terrible in that way

>>92384207
Oh, sorry, I thought it was some dumb fanterm for something overly complex. That's silly too, Anon.

>>92384125
>Nepeta
>lonely autist
Wow, she can just fuck a random guy or become a professional hunter.

>Tavros
Without Vriska, he would grow up into an alpha chad like Rufioh and had a good chance to join the Cavalreapers, because he trained all day.

>Kanaya
If you mean the constant attacks of zombies, sure. But she got a chainsaw and learned how to fight with it.

>Equius
Has the best life, has a good palefriend, a good loyal lusus.

>Eridan
Probably rich as fuck and can fuck any lower seadweller whore in Alternia, but he is obsessed for Feferi. Also large as fuck castle and a neat lusus.

>>92384279
Dude, are you legitimately autistic? He's joking.

>>92384283
Nah. it's straightforward. Kid kids are fanoffspring

Speaking of all this, why were some trolls just "nice :)))", like it completely fucks with the world-building and doesn't really make any sense. Why was Aradia pre-death basically just Jade?