Wonder Woman storytime

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(I promise this does not involve pregnancy)

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/rwqrasp45cfsxu9/AACi5mhCeheYFvp-L9juE0t5a?dl=0

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Some backstory: as many know, in 1968 Wonder Woman was completely revamped by Dennis O'Neil and Mike Sekowsky. She became a super spy, with no powers, who was trained in kung-fu. The Amazons were removed and Steve Trevor was killed off.

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Now, don't let anyone tell you differently, because it's a great run, and was very well received at the time, despite a concept that seems bonkers in retrospect.

>>92345752
>(I promise this does not involve pregnancy)
Dropped.

>>92345793
How did they remove the Amazons?

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However, feminist grand dragon Gloria Steinem visited the DC offices in 1972 to do a cover story on Wonder Woman for her magazine. Steinem had used Wonder Woman a lot in her earlier work as an example of an empowered woman.

But when she saw the new direction for Wonder Woman, she was totally appalled that they had removed her powers and demanded that they give them back.

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The story goes that some executives who had basically no idea what was going on in the comics got upset about this and fired O'Neil, and hired long-time Wonder Woman writer Robert Kanigher back on to restore the status quo.

>>92345862
The Amazons decided they were sick of Earth and that they would ascend to the next dimension like Tolkein's elves. They told Diana she could come with them or stay, but if she stayed she would lose her powers.

>>92345884
>She has her back to me -- A perfect change to plug her before...
Oh, Clark won't let you

>>92345919
Wow! Did we get to see the next dimension in question? That sounds pretty out there.

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A couple of interesting things came out of the new status quo restoration, to be fair, including the original Contest story that I posted before and the introduction of Nubia by Cary Bates.

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But sales basically plummeted during this time, so DC was of course scrambling to come up with something. This story is the result of that, designed as a point where they would define Wonder Woman for the new era the same way they were doing with Batman and Superman at the time.

Of course, both this and Superman were total flops and back to the kid-focused direction shortly after.

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>>92345938
Nah, it was just big shining light generic Heaven. The whole thing was very clearly pulled out of their ass and might as well have had all the Amazons getting on a bus and going on indefinite vacation.

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We will be reading the Diana Prince era, sometimes called the I-Ching Era, or The NEW Wonder Woman, because it's legitimately some of her best stories.

>>92345979
The yellow dialogue box top left there is comics.jpg and I love it.

Today I found out the Ancient Greeks basically invented bras.

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Oh, and I believe Gloria Steinem later recanted her criticism of the new direction. I'd have to look that up.

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Fun fact: the overall plot of this arc was written by Mike Pasko, but various writers did the individual scripting duties.

>>92346039
Details?

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Btw, something dumb I saw on Twitter

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"Six different battle sounds"

INCLUDING SUCH HITS AS:
>severing of gorgon head
>impalement of Herculean soldier
>stabbing a minotaur in the spinal column as you ride him like horsey
>angry incoherent screaming
And more!

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Quote from the front of the Golden Age omnibus that basically sums up my view of Wonder Woman:

>Strong, powerful, confident and brave, Wonder Woman was created to save the day not with violence, but with love and understanding

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But that's enough butthurt for today

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Another fun fact: the Comics Code expressly forbade any depiction of violence towards women until the 70's when it was slightly relaxed.

I'm actually not sure if it was OK with WOMEN committing violence against women, which might explain why Wonder Woman was always paired against any female villains in Justice League of America.

>>92346095
I needed to look up the whole Minoan bare-breasted thing for something and came across that the Greeks are (some of) the first peeps we know of who wore a breast-binding garment under clothes.

The Romans did too, explicitly for the purpose of making the breasts appear smaller and firmer (Romans thought big sloppy breasts were a sign of age and degeneration). But that's later.

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>>92346158
I wonder if this is meant to be critical of the NEW Wonder Woman

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In retrospect, O'Neil's "feminism" displayed in the run is really outdated even by 1968 standards, which he later admitted.

>>92346270
Intradasting.

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Cavalier is one of those villains that got totally forgotten in the post-Watchmen era.

And of course Simone is responsible for bringing him back

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If you remember yesterday I said Wonder Woman could be a playa who doesn't tie herself to one man permanently, what inspired that was how many love interests she has in the O'Neil era.

It's like Bond girls but with men. She banged a different dude like every issue. Usually they died later.

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>>92346323
>cutting up a sword with a fucking lasso
Should have brought a katana.

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>your image contains an embedded file
FBI's got their eyes on me.

>>92346403
Are you the one Ransoming the NHS computers?

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>>92346428
Not me, but I totally scammed millions of dollars out of various medical offices by putting ransomware on their x-ray machines.

Not really

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>>92346390
By the way, these hypno-tits costumes the Amazons are wearing are the costumes depicted in the very first Wonder Woman comics.

>>92345951
Why is there not a Wonder Woman Magical Girl Anime?

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Cary Bates was also scripting The Flash at this time, IIRC.

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And Len Wein was on Justice League of America, which is why he wrote the last issue I imagine.

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>>92346508
There almost was in the 90's! I'll post the images after the story

>>92346360
Cavalier is a gadgeteer and it's weird.

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>>92346538
Or just check this
http://imgur.com/a/uAnZw

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They really had to make a 9/11 reference? Wow...

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No, Artemis guided your aim, silly

>>92346538
That sulky eskimo is everything.

>>92346180
>while at the Casbah

SHARIA DON'T LIKE IIIIT!

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>>92346698
Rockin da Casbah

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Mirroring Hercules' wrestling the Cretan Bull

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Also the Magic Sphere is not a sphere. It's unchanged from how it appeared in All-Star Comics #8 back in 1940, except obviously they've added the USSR and the 'Nam

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>Wonder Woman just forces men into bed

>>92346763
Obviously it's a sphere in time, not a three-dimensional sphere.

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I don't see how any of that makes sense, Diana, but I'll take your word for it.

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>>92346799
Thanks Morrison

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>reversed the polarity
Seems legit

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This is a 100 Page special but of course most of it is reprint.

>>92346804
>there's not enough room inside the plane so she puts them on the fucking wings

>>92346323\
Cav..baby, she can block bullets with her bracers.

I kind of want him to make a comeback, because he's so damn far out of Diana's league. And because panache.

>>92346857
>After the battle, they totally banged

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Elliot S! Maggin was actually writing Batman, Action Comics, Detective Comics, Superman, and Shazam at this time so IDK why he was chosen

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>>92346895
Imagine your body betraying you and being literally mind controlled into standing on the (INVISIBLE) wings of a plane going 2,000 mph

>>92346962
>good british food

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>>92346962
Women's empowerment: opening doors for men

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>>92346991
I had fish and chips in London (I know, boring) but it was pretty good.

But most people say London is basically just a big farce depicting what Americans imagine Britain must be like.

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>>92347003
>CONGRATULATIONS! You are the ONE MILLIONTH visitor! Click here to claim your prize!
>not_a_trap.exe

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I just realized Diana doesn't wear a bra under her costume

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Everyone, including women, always say Wonder Woman has giant unrealistic tits, but honestly I've never seen it that way.

Maybe I'm just so used to generic comic book bodies that hers doesn't particularly stand out.

>>92346016
lol at Wondy getting pouty in panel 2

"Nope! I suck, and that's all there is to it! Don't like it? Too bad."

>>92347024
I've only been to London a few times in my life myself; I'm up north. I know a good few Londoners though; it's a real place. Even with a lot of tourist traps you don't have to look far to see real people living real lives.

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>>92347123
>not your average submissive woman!
Fucking lewd

>>92347123
The size change along with the transformation is pretty neat. And yeah, Diana does have a waspish figure and is pretty stacked (more noticeable out of the WW costume here maybe).

Also >>92347093 >>92346039 immersion RUINED. How can I really believe in this magical society of Amazons now?

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Fun fact: both the United States and Russia have had uncontrollable robot defense systems in place since the 1950's.

However in 2005, the Russian government dismantled their robots for parts to fill the increasing demand for PCs to play Dota 2.

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>>92347173
Holy shit I didn't notice she grew, my brain just perceived it as perspective change.

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This is ripping off Inception

>>92347239
Pretty major too. She gets like a foot and more taller and almost doubles in breadth.

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>the bullets kept coming, but so did Wonder Woman!
What did he mean by this?

>>92347123
She looks significally more stacked when she is being drawn with thinner arms and legs. Mahnke did a pretty good job of drawing her with Amazonian proportions

>>92347326
kek @ that plane defense system. That's like something Marston would come up with.

>>92347290
>>92347317
This is rad.

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>>92347339
Not a fan of Mahnke's Diana, but I do appreciate that it doesn't go too over the top with the musculature.

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>>92347380
You know, saying "WW" takes longer than just fucking saying Wonder Woman

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WE DR STRANGELOVE NOW

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Oh my FUCKING GOD

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>Flashpoint

>>92347410
>>92347418

Is the lasso just endless? This is some feat for powerlevel shitposting.

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>>92347436
It is indeed infinitely long. Basically Goku's staff (though correct me if I'm wrong because I haven't read Dragon Ball since high school)

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>Amazon Attack
Two shitty future crossover references in one book!

>>92347475
Goku's staff is just the Monkey King's staff anyway, I getchoo.

>>92347484
>Consider yourself PRIVILEGED, reader!

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>>92347519
>literally holding a lasso that forces you to tell the truth
>"The bitch is lying!"

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>>92347524
Fucking SJW horsehockey, DC is ruined forever

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When I first got into DC with the New 52, the two characters I was super into were Wonder Woman and Aquaman, and I wanted to dig into the pasts of both of them.

Ultimately I got hooked on Wonder Woman and never got around to reading most of Aquaman, except some 70's stories with Aqualad.

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But in the alternate timeline where I read Aquaman instead, Texas Anon is storytiming Aquaman

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>>92347610
Also no size-changing here, maybe just because it's a different artist

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Ang Lee's Hulk was based on this scene

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Pretty sure this random Brit is the Monocle

Hey, both Cavalier and Monocle were in Manhunter, the very arc that I posted!

>>92347623
I was hoping we'd get a shot with the diplomat again to do a comparison. She was about a head shorter when not transformed. I really like the idea of the size change being a part of the transformation, it makes the secret identity seem a lot more legit.

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Japed

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>>92347686
She should just pretend she has scoliosis when she's Diana Prince :^)

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WARNING: Imminent collision with big titties

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What the fuck, this straight-up is Flashpoint

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As usual, Diana wrecks Ares/Mars.

>>92347808
Dinah should totally not even bother with the observation and just be all "Yep, she passed. Let her in already" IMO.

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>>92347842
It would go with how Giffen and DeMatteis characterized her as a staunch and aggressive feminist.

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Totally off topic, but if anyone has opinions on Mass Effect Andromeda let me know them.

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Hippolyta is a stand-in for Trump

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Something I've noticed is that a LOT of DC comics in the mid-70's suddenly took place in New York City, I imagine inspired by Marvel.

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These fucking stunts

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Ah, Greenwich Village in the 70's.

>>92347946
Autistic MC/10

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>she gets TALLER when she transformes
What the fuck. She'd have to be like 6'10" there if she's normally 6'2"

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>>92348037
Is the male protag hilariously autistic as well as the girl?

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Is it just me or does Diana look kind of like Mindi Myer here?

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lol
>I hear your island will be destroyed and everyone on it horribly killed if I set foot on it, so I'm going to set foot on it just to see

>>92348051
lol, this time she's getting taller the opposite way around

just keeps getting bigger

>>92347946
I haven't played it (I rarely buy things when they recently release), but it has apparently steadily improved with patches. The core of the game might be the same, but they fixed the eyes a month ago, and have fixed some facial animation now (less autistic female Ryder goofy smile now).

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>Dinah telefrags Paradise Island

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And now we got Gekkos from Metal Gear incoming

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Rused

>>92348068
Actually no. Honestly, I thought it was kind of boring, like Inquisition. There's something about this Frostbite engine that really doesn't work.

Also, the characters feel really... well, Bioware, but in a pretty obnoxious, unoriginal way.

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>waifufagging

Ha! Another stealth mini. Marvel just cancelled Black Panther & the Crew after 2 issues were released. It will now end at #6.

Sorry, I know this isn't the JSA thread, but I just had to laugh

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>>92348291
Yeah that's what I was afraid of.

I want something like the original Mass Effect, not just Mass Effect 2: Andromeda

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64 Page Giant, where 10 pages are just ads and one is Batman shilling Twinkies

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Also a reprint of some Golden Age issues, including the Duke of Deception's first appearance, Diana getting the name "Diana Prince" from some random nurse who happens to look just like her, and Etta Candy being spanked by a medical professional.

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>>92348300
I figured. A spinoff of an already low-selling title is not exactly a genius idea for an ongoing.

>>92348320
What did you like most about the first one?

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>to see if I'm straight
Straight... as an arrow

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>>92348467
Felt a lot like Star Trek. Not very action heavy. Lots of exploring random planets and stumbling upon quests.

When there WAS combat it felt a lot more tactical than just "take cover and play whack-a-mole with enemies"

>>92348320
The leveling up system isn't as butchered as ME2's, to be fair. It's somewhat more in-depth, not as much as the first game, but you're not likely to get that kind of customization in a AAA game again, so you take what you can.

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>>92348541
>so you take what you can
That's the thing, I have little to no interest in most modern games because of that.

Kind of like with comics there's such a huge amount of great stuff from the past I've never played it can keep me occupied. And movies.

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I hate to be that pretentious twat who goes "Oh everything USED to be better!" but it kind of really did.

I can still play Baldur's Gate 2 and get enjoyment out of it.

>>92348521
Just kinda curious because I felt quite a big tonal shift even from ME > ME2. I haven't played Andromeda at all.

If I can shill I've been playing this historical RPG game recently called Expeditions: Vikings and have really enjoyed it. If you liked any of the old turn-based isometric games or Dragon Age Origins and such I think it's well worth playing. It's not an AAA title and it is unpolished but I really appreciate the intent in so many of the story choices the devs have made; it's appealed to me in a big way.

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>>92348626
>It's not an AAA title and it is unpolished
See, that appeals to me because they're making it for a specific audience rather than just shooting for mass audiences.

I'm fine with less polished, more buggy and kind of cheap looking games if they really stay true to a certain vision and make a game for a more niche audience.

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Hey look, those eskimos are back

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The Museum of Natural History has this huge wooly mammoth exhibit that is seriously one of the most influential things of my childhood.

>>92348670
Yeah I'm in much the same boat. I could talk at length about what I appreciate about this one but hey, /co/.

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Sorry, had a minor cat-astrophe.

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>>92349094
>Diana's face in the top panel

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>>92349094
Also technically Diana is the only one who can untie her own lasso

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>>92349206
Never mind, they explain it here

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Ya know what grinds my gears? When people ask what Wonder Woman's "weakness" is.

Sure, she had this weakness back then with the binding. But in the modern day no-one but Superman has a weakness. Just a really strange concept to get hung up about.

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Though maybe that's because it's not always clear exactly how her durability works.

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Marston's birthday was just a couple days ago! Be sure to celebrate by submitting to that special someone in your life, or making them submit!

>>92349335
You, uh, you know not everyone has to be into D/S right Texas?

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>>92349363
DO IT FAGGOT

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Now I'll get tied up
And submit to you
:,^)

>>92349416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytGOeiW0aE

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I'm having a giggle, anon. I'm not into that either, but don't tell anybody

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>>92349449
>Can't believe he thinks astrology is real!
>obviously it was all through completely impossible science magic!

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>>92349521
>feet
Uh oh, here we go

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THICC

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Oh hey, David Michelinie

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Wonder Woman HATES FREEDOM, confirmed

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>the vibrations of my magic lasso
What did she mean by this?

>>92349748
dig the sound effect

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Couldn't resist

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>WHEW

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Thanks, Meltzer, for ruining this issue for me

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>>92349957
>Off the pig
Wha

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Women's lib: the social movement to win the right for women to wear pants

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Quick trip through the Ditkoverse

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>STNM
>Steinem

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Isn't that the sound Nixon makes on Futurama?

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Obviously it's because men are unemotional

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>DC Universe Rebirth.jpg

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So the JLA's meeting table is just a regular, round folding table they bought at Wal-Mart

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I like that she announces that timespace is fucked up like she's issuing a thunderstorm warning

>>92350350
Chronos has really, really silly outfit but for some reason I like it. I think it's the mask.

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>>92350573
It's like Mistert Miracle and Hourman had a baby

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>just put a photograph in the background, no one will notice

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>clock lenses
Absolutely incredible

>>92350596
I do love those two costumes as well!

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>>92350697
Julie Schwartz cameo

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THAT'S NOT HOW LASSOES WORK

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>guy trying to fucking Netflix and chill with Diana

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I fucking KNEW it would be Times Square

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Also Wonder Woman chopping a metal sign down with her bare hand is more reason that using a sword is dumb

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Kinda odd that the face at the top of the covers is curly haired Ross Andru Wonder Woman but the actual book is straight hair

I have to say, I kinda like Diana's hair in this.

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>>92350976
Her 70's hair is basically the model for her current styles for the last ten years

>>92351003
Yeah, but they tend to draw her hair way messier these days. 70's Diana had style.

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Unrelated to this comic: I don't get why they didn't use Paula von Gunther in the movie. She was Diana'sa archnemesis during the WWII years and is like the one villain that basically can't work outside that setting.

Maybe they thought having a Nazi occult scientist would be too similar to Red Skull.

>>92350878
She really kinda karate chops a lot of stuff in this huh. Also she has nice shades, and GAAAKK! MY CONTACT LENSES! is amazing.

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>>92351073
Yeah, it's very clear they're trying to keep as much stuff from the O'Neil version without pissing off the shareholders.

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It must be... Dr. Plastic!

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>Wonder Woman German localization.jpg

>>92351129
Makes me think a lot of Modesty Blaise and the (UK) Avengers, because that's the exposure I had to female spy stuff as a kid. The UK Avengers had some godawful choreography whenever Emma had to fight somebody.

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Looks like a panel from a modern Wonder Woman comic made its way in the top left

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>>92351239
Avengers was actually very specifically an inspiration for it.

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Great, body horror!

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>On Her Majesty's Secret Service

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Notice instead of saying "I'm an Amazon, a warrior, and I must do what must be done!" she says she can't kill her BECAUSE she's an Amazon.

>>92351273
Did you ever read any Modesty Blaise? You might dig it. I think Judge Anon probably does. Modesty's back-up man could be a model for what Steve is in a WW comic if he's not the love interest.

There was a recent riff on it and that kind of spy story called Goldtiger from a couple of 2000AD people.

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Though that doesn't completely line up even with Perez's Amazons, despite them being generally against killing.

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Big finish!

>>92351384
I've never even heard of it, actually. Looks a LOT like secret agent Wonder Woman, I'd be very surprised if O'Neil wasn't aware of that.

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This issue presented by Slim Shady

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>>92351467
There really should be space lightning and space thunder flashing in the background of this scene

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I'm seeing double... four Dianas!

Yes I know I already used that joke

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Wow these assholes have no respect for the victims of 9/11

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My bet's on time paradox Diana.

And Walt Disney is the villain!

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Eh, guess it's just a robutt

>Ride the Hindenburg
Fucking lol

>>92350878
>third panel
>dat ass

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This entire park is just a lawsuit waiting to happen

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>>92351727
WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK. HE FUCKING DISINTEGRATED

Thank you .

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This is goddamn amazing

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>Unca Wade is gonna die!

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Woman of Murder!

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That's awesome

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So they have fully functional human brains and consciousness, but don't worry it's cool to kill them because they're not made out of organic material.

And that's the end! Thanks for reading this fun story on this lazy Saturday.

And for those who are curious, the following issue is titled:

Welcome Back to Life... Steve Trevor!

>>92351954
Thanks Texas! I might be able to fit that Brave and the Bold issue in here, but I would have to check. I'm phoneposting right now.

>>92352037
We got 25 pages. Lemme see if I have the issue

>>92351954
>And that's the end! Thanks for reading this fun story on this lazy Saturday.
Thank you. Are you doing the Wonder Woman arc from Smallville season 11.

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>>92352065
I found it :D

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This is 21 pages long, so we should be good.
Try not to spoil it for yourself :D

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>BvS terrorist takedown

>>92352071
I forgot about that, but it certainly belongs on the docket for the near future.

>>92352094
There we go, thanks anon

>>92352176
>I forgot about that, but it certainly belongs on the docket for the near future.
Cool. So many Steve/Diana cute moments. Looking forward in the future.

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>lewd

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It's best not to try to figure out when exactly this takes place

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It's a different kind of Brave and the Bold team-up

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They are cute!

>>92352225
Diana, you dog!

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There is quite a bit of casual spell-mind-control in this issue

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Again with the mental manipulation! Who knows, maybe some day she will be mind-wiping people!

;^)

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This is one for the reaction threads, and out of context threads

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Texas, you are going to have to verify some of these details

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Why would Gordon be hiding that Catwoman scrapbook behind the dresser.....