Meanwhile, in the legion of doom...
>>92343345
Why aren't we getting a movie yet?
>>92343516
Well first we need to plan something HUGE
...
>>92343723
Scruffy thinks you need to be taken that back, eyup.
Oh hai Legion Of Doom.
These are for you.
>>92343345
Oh shit it's Eobard Thawne's lab base from Legends of Tomorrow! I'm still surprised they actually had it appear.
We pushing the "KYS' agenda or what?
Hey, uh, so they told me I'm supposed to come here now, is that alright?
>>92343999
But I am not fed up with this world yet.
>>92343345
Who wants Life Eternal in my Kingdom of Forever?
We've infultrated the white house, Sir. What do we do with it?
>>92343563
You will plan nothing VILLAIN or else we will bite your head off!
>>92344309
YOU NOT GOOD, VENOM! You just a little chicken! cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.
t-there are TOOOOOO many organics in this legion
I-i vote to T-transform all organics here into BEAUTIFUL CYBORGSSSS and to make me supreme empress of this legion
>>92343345
>Glenn Quagmire steps out of front door to get the paper wearing nothing but a hockey mask, a speedo, and faux pas cat tail around his neck.
>Quagmire picks up paper.
>looks at camera
>"What the hell are you looking at?"
Listen here so called legion of DOOM. I Ziltoid the Omniscient have travelled through the 10th dimension to seek the ultimate cup of coffee! If i do not have the multiverses most perfect cup of coffee i will open fire with my 10th Dimensional Planet Smasher. You have 5 earth minutes
Now, check out this sick riff!
Guyss I have a sssituation, I've took out to many loanss for my weather machinessss and now GiJoe and the Irsss are on my asssss.
What's cracka-lackin' bitches?!
>>92344762
Go to bed Angry Joe.
>>92344762
Mmmm yes don't you worry, Commander Cobra, we're villains, we don't pay heed to the law!
Let your trusty friend ZigZag give some advice, and just assassinate the I.R.S, put them on ice.
>>92344837
but zigzag what shall you do, for you lack the necessary thing
You must have the balls to be the king
>>92344837
But isn't the IRS just as evil as we are?
>>92344761
But Ziltoid. If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place.
>>92344762
The bank trick you like they trick me! They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they tricked me and I don't care anymore
>>92344837
It's okay everyone I put a sssmall weather device in a sssuitcase I gave to the head of the I.R.Ssss it will sssuck all the oxygen out of the building he isss in!
>>92344870
Oh simple minded peasant of 4chan, there's no need to fear.
To obtain both I have a masterful plan, or my name isn't ZigZag, the Vizier!
>>92344880
The IRS cannot be evil, this is true. They are more a force of nature, with the ability to sue.
>>92344906
What cares Ziltoid for love? Bah, all i want is sick METAL! Times up! Xiltoid attaxx!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlMLLizLDkA&app=desktop
>>92344936
Commander, you should have taken a moment and sit.
Now I'll just stay here and wait for it.
hey guys can I be a villain ?
>>92344963
Than speak blue man who's reputation has spread far,
and who is accused of being a carbon copy of Jafar
>>92345051
Zombies are typically seen as evil, so...sure. Why not.
Can you believe they shut us down, yesterday?!
Me!! The bloody White Queen was censored! Utterly intolerable.
Someone fetch me Forge. I need to mind rape him into building more sentinels to destroy out enemies.
>>92345051
You can join if you go to the I.R.Ssss Headquartersss and activate MY WEATHER MACHINE!
>>92345286
.....
>>92345286
I though it was because Deedee destroyed the last base with that black hole?
>>92344515
I know someone who might catch your fancy, dear.
>>92345336
Where is that obese penguin, I could just kill him. Now I have to cancel my schedule.
>>92344515
i did it i did it i brought all us here all them here. our superfriends with capes and lassos and their detective apes and their computers. i did it i did it. i saw them i saw them far away not looking our way and i called them here i called them here.
greetings. you're asking yourself: Is this a trap or just a dead end?
you shouldn't ask yourself such worthless questions. aim higher. try this: why am I here? why do I exist, and what is my purpose in this universe?
(answers: 'cause you are. 'cause you do. 'cause I got a shotgun, and you ain't got one.)
notably unstable,
durandal
p.s. if things around here aren't working, it's because I'm laughing so hard.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>92345614
>>92345637
ABANDON THR-I mean BASE THE BEES HAVE COME THE BEES ARE HERE
I DON'T LIKE BEES!
>>92345637
>>92345614
Screw this. I didn't sign up for bees.
The last time the bees came to attack was when Solomon Grundy humped...their...hive.
DESSSSSTRO GET USSS OUT OF HERE!
>>92345857
GRUNDY!
>>92345878
>>92345857
>>92345798
Moltar you'll bee fine. You got a hazmat suit on, that's practically a bee suit x10.
Were are all the AIM beekeeper suits?!
>>92345942
You are on a need to know basis, and you don't need to know.
there better not be any muties in this legion
The all mighty Braniac wishes to know who did not fill up the coffee machine after it was empty!
glory to the many
>>92346615
why don't you look at her "white" majesty she was the last one using the coffee machine
>>92343345
Shitter's clogged
>>92346969
Damn it. I have to clean it again, don't I? Fuck.... a prince of all sayians shouldn't have to deal with this shit.....
Mmmmm Wazzzzpinator think he stuck in the ground.
I just want pants. A decent pair of pants!
...so, I was invited to do evil...why the fuck is Braniac yelling about fucking pants?
>>92348019
CAUSE ALL THE PANTS HAVE BEEN STOLEN BY THEM HEROES
>>92346615
What do you care? You don't even drink coffee.
Hey, does anyone know any tall bridges nearby?
>>92348283
...and I thought I had lame adversaries, I'd take idiot teenagers over...whatever you guys deal with...
>>92349414
OH SURE YOU DON'T KNOW OUR PAIN CAUSE YOU DON'T WEAR PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNTTTTTS
>>92348706
The almighty Braniac wishes to have a sense of order in his day.
>>92350382
Well yea...I'm a dragon.
The Federation of Fear could always lend a helping hand.
WHERE ARE ME COOKIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hissssssssssss
>>92344052
No you're still a hero only tumblerites think you're a villain.
>>92351674
Ahhhhhh shit did someone let the gate to the xeno pits open again?
Im back you FOOLS. WHAT HAPPENED?!
>>92352616
Well first there grundy humped a nest of bees, then Ms. Frost drank all the coffee leaving the rest of us to go without, the heroes took all of our pants, and finally someone forgot to close the gates to the xeno pits so that pretty much it now if you excuse me I'm going to drink and then drive "my" roundabout
HEY GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE BASEMENT