>tfw no Gamora gf
More like when no mantis gf
>>92342916
I hope you're not autistic, otherwise it'd never function.
>>92343151
it bothers me a lot how Drax doesn't have teeth here
He looks like a giant buff baby who can dance like a man, who can shake-a his fanny who can shake-a his can.
>>92343151
Silly, anon .
Autism + Autism cancels itself. Our children would the super sane.
>>92343224
>tfw no best girl gf
>>92343354
Her movement and general demeanor were (intentionally) super awkward in Vol. 2, she always seemed on edge — even the camera angles were super close up and crooked, I wonder why was that.
>>92343354
I liked the fruit gag.
>Drax just casually kicks the fruit
kek
>>92342558
why would you want a 40 year old gf?
>>92342916
More like when no Nebula gf
>>92342558
Might not have green-skinned GF, cyber-blueberry GF, mantis GF or gold-skinned eugenics GF.
But alot of us can agree we atleast do not name ourselves: "Taser Face."
Zoe Saldana has no ass
>>92342916
>>92343582
More like no golden skyscraper gf.
GOTG has the best waifus. Earth waifus btfo
>>92343557
I genuinely love Zoe, even though in my entire life I've never even liked anything other than pale white girls.
>>92342558
That Gamora is ugly as fuck.
>>92343584
>But alot of us can agree we atleast do not name ourselves: "Taser Face."
What the hell was ever wrong with that name?
>>92343865
It's the lack of eyebrows. I still don't know who thought this was OK.
>>92343908
Do not reply to that guy. He's the local retard.
>>92342916
This
she has no eyebrows
SHE HAS NO EYEBROWS
>>92344067
Back off my Pom!
>>92344113
>>92342916
I just knew, that she becomes Number 1 topic at /co/, when I saw her in the movie and that a bunch of weirdos will dream of sex with a insectoid.
/co/ never dissapoints
>>92344067
She looks really weird, but I still want to POM her cute hapa butt.
>>92343908
What does it mean? What does it speak about the person? That he got tasered in the face and lived? Big deal in a universe where people fight literal gods.
>>92344234
>Big deal in a universe where people fight literal gods.
The only god shown so far in the MCU is Ego, and even he admits he's a little one.
The Asgardians are literal aliens.
>>92342558
I just want Zoe Saldana for my wife ;_;
>>92342558
>Wanting bitchy space-vagrant
>>92344174
Pom has been my waifu since Oldboy. But i think that's normie cause she was fucking smoking in that
>>92344575
Ayesha's pretty bitchy herself, but she's a lot hotter, especially with her hair down. Completely superior to Gamora.
>>92342558
does anyone have any pics of those yellow robot slut girls from that snow planet?
>>92344712
>peter probably lost his virginity to one of them
>>92344638
>especially with her hair down
I got some nice Tyr'ahnee vibes from that scene.
>>92342558
>tfw no Nebula gf to give much needed love and affection
>>92345144
I hope Papa Thanos can end her misery in Infinity War.
Nebula is lesbian, according to Gunn.
>>92345194
I dig it
>>92345166
Why would you want Thanos to kill her? That's a fucked ending where Thanos ruins her entire life then kills her
>>92345252
Exactly.
>when your green co-worker gives you this look
>>92345144
Nebula is forawkward, but eventually appreciated, cuddles
>>92345621
Someone edit in the bits on her face and her highlights
>>92345621
Eyebrows are truly magical.
>>92342558
>tfw no Gomora gf
>"there's many little girls like us across the galaxy,we can save them from Thanos"
now it's obvious that Nebula will steal the gauntlet and restore her body to flesh like in the comics.
no more bald Nebula.
>>92344086
This, who could ever delude themselves into loving a disgusting creature with no eyebrows
>>92342558
>tfw no unspoken thing with qt 3.14 tootie
>>92344984
FUCK I was thinking the same.
>>92343354
> her vagina was probably replaced
>>92345908
>you can't have a bald nebula if there's no nebula at all
She's being killed by Thanos to make Gamora interesting for the first time.
>>92346045
That's a problem?
Imagine the settings it has
>>92346045
That's probably what happened to both just after Thanos got his hands on them.
Mighty purple can't have his daughter-warriors being held back by something silly like periods, though they probably are still fertile making Widow the bigger monster still.
>>92345908I would like that.
Small tits small butt
Looks like a Pepe
>>92346504
>Small tits small butt
The best kind.
>Looks like a Pepe
Subjective.
>>92346588
>>92346504
>Looks like a Pepe
You Looks like a Pepe
She actually kind of does. I think it's her bone structure.
>>92343804
>I've never even liked anything other than pale white girls.
>>92346083
Considering they were replacements to win fights, it's probably deadly. So either the fug is so good you go into shock and die, or it bites off your donger.
>>92346650
>or it bites off your donger.
Worth it.
>>92344984
So THAT'S where those feelings were coming from.
>>92346650
Perhaps it's an on/off kind of deal and they can fuck or blend your penis.
>>92344575
Is Gunn the king of initially-unappealing-but-then-top-tier waifus?
>>92347419
>One, maybe two examples
>king
>>92347419
No, it only happens with Ayesha and that's because she's shown with her hair down later.
Mantis was already top waifu since the concept art, Nebula looks like a condom and Gamora looks disgusting without eyebrows.
>>92347615
>>92347618
>>92347887
How the fuck is that unappealing?
>>92347983
Ellen Page portraying her.
>>92348002
>i didn't want to fuck juno
Shit taste m8.
>>92347983
It's an intentionally terrible costume he immediately made appealing.
>>92348002
>Ellen Page portraying her.
>Shit taste
>>92345194
I could see that
>>92348002
>not liking the Pagemaster
baka!
>>92343582
BROTHER
>>92348043
>shitty costumes aren't his fetish
Sorry, anon, but you're wrong here.
>>92348046
>double greentext
What did "virgin master" Anonymous mean by this?
>>92346827
If it was a doujin, the protag would definitely get threatened with penis destruction but make Nebula orgasm so much that she couldn't go through with it.
>>92348270
And then the Raccoon gets in.
>>92342558
>You will never slam-ora Gamera
>>92348880
Good, I prefer her sister
>>92342558
She looks like shit.
The charadesign is so uninspired it hurts.
>>92349487
>The charadesign is so uninspired it hurts.
Interesting opinion, anon, would you mind furthering your thoughts on this matter?
>>92348880
>Gamera
Pretty hot turtle
>>92349791
Does he need to? I thought it was a pretty universal opinion that she looks terrible in that getup.
>>92343354
If you like fucking planks of wood.
Bitch couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag.
>>92349859
Definitely, my dude.
>>92342558
She would break you, anon.
>Tfw no real life Mantis gf
>>92349896Yes, please.
>>92349896
I want rough sex with Nebula. Let all her frustrations out in the bedroom and then some nice, compassionate, post coitus cuddling as she cries into my chest how horrible her life as been
>>92349925
>asian
no thanks
>>92349925
>asian
All of my YES.
>>92348027
>>92348046
>>92348118
>Wanting to fuck a lesbian with a potato-shaped head
And I'M the one with bad taste? Right.
>>92350029
>>92350094
Coincidence or bored samefag
>>92350161
I don't think you have shit taste, anon.
You're probably just gay definitely a faggot.
>>92350161
Yup
>>92350166
I'm the second reply. I intentionally copied anon's post format to create a contrast between replies while professing my liking of Asian girls.
>>92344174
>that one time Starhawk fucked Mantis
>>92350280
>that time Mantis fucked a tree