Samurai Jack: C Pre-Premeire Discussion

New episode airs in ~15 hours, right?

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It's all over in one week. Why live.

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>>92336454
Yup.

>>92336470
Everything ends.

>>92336392
I HAVE COME TO PERFORM THE ABORTION SAMURAI

>>92336454
https://www.episodate.com/tv-show/samurai-jack

>New episodes air sunday at 5 in the morning

I hate timezones. Makes me mad that I won't be there for live reaction to postcoitus cuddling.

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>>92336504
>>92336522
Thanks,

Have a dog and a rabbit.

>>92336528
>watching TV streams
>not waiting untill everything is available in glorious web-dl and binge watching the whole season
Pleb.

>>92336566
Streams are worth it for the live reactions alone.

>still watching this hetero pandering shit

>>92336615
>>>/t/umblr

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>>92336585
Not that I'm agains't them by any means, but livewatching threads is basicly "legal" shitposting. Having any meaningful discussion in a thread that goes over 1000 replies/hour is neigh impossible.

>>92336615
(You)

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>>92336615
>Being a faggot

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>>92336615
(you)

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>>92336615

>>92336585
The Jashi confirmation, you'd think the frigging rapture had just happened.

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>>92336701
I wasn't even a fan of Jashi but fuck, that was delicious to see.

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Here are the ratings for last week.

>>92336749
It helped that it was actually pretty funny in execution.

>>92336392
Kinda sad to see it coming to an end. But at least it's been a fun ride

>>92336900
I wonder what Genndy will do next? Hopefully a fucking cartoon.

>>92336936
>Dexter's Laboratory REBOOT

>>92336776
>That smash cut to kiss
>Dean Martin playing in the background.
>Screen fades to black only to go back to the kissing after a few seconds.

It's like they wanted to rub it in the face of all the daughterfags.

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>>92336936
Adam Sandler Cucks Entire /co/ Audience from Vampire Waifu: The Trilogy

>>92336975
The reactions alone was made the episode perfect
>>92337000
Id watch it

>>92337000
>All that butthurt from the vampire chick getting GINGERED.
>All that butthurt from Jashi being confirmed

I swear Genndy is some kind of sadistic mastermind.

>>92336392
Oh boy. I'm getting some Berserk vibes here

>>92337044
Ashi got Jack'd all week long. FIFTY YEARS OF HIS PRECIOUS SEED FLOWED INTO HER FERTILE WOMB EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR A WEEK

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>>92337053
You shut your whore mouth

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Sniff sniff

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>>92337053
I love berserk, watch it and read it religiously
But where are you gettin them vibes from famalam?

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>>92336936
>tfw wanting him to continue sym-bionic titan but it will probably never happen

>>92337136
>tfw this funny edit is canon

>>92337053
Pls no genndy.

>>92337145
He's refering to the Eclipse.

>this promo is a flashback, he's staring at the guardian's bones
>that's it

i'd drop the show desutbhfam

This is something that's bothered me for a while, but clean-shaven Jack doesn't look quite right. The coloring of his lines or something gives him a totally different look than before. Bearded Jack looked just fine though.

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>>92337156
Oh.
Can Aku pull a Griffith on Ashi in the finale?

>>92337191
It is a very real possibility

Ashi is pregnant screencap this

>>92337150

Don't lose hope. Years ago, people were unsure if Genndy would be able to continue Samurai Jack due to CN sitting on the IP and doing nothing with it. Since Season 5 of SJ is doing pretty damn good, I can see CN letting go of Sym-Bionic Titan as well.

>>92337417
isn't titan liquidated? like the government owns it now, not CN.

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>>92337350
Done hoping you're right anon

>>92337443

If it's liquidated, it would only make it easier for Genndy to reclaim the IP.

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>>92337312
>>92337191

>>92336615
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x9gN2hdybFY

>>92337498
The gods should have just given him a badass new armor like they did with his father

>>92337534
The gods...work in mysterious ways

>>92337534

I feel the traditional gi is more in line with Jack's personality. He's humble, down to earth and kind. Jack's father on the other hand has to stand out as the leader of his people, proud and strong, and the divine armor helped emphasize that.

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So a free Galaluna will follow in a few years after TH3 right?

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>>92337498
>Not wanting Jack to become the new Guts

>>92336975
I think Genndy just knew that the best way to sell a romance ramping up from smiles and awkward compliments to frantic kissing was to roll with comedy and cuteness. Those who weren't up for it to begin with, of course, wouldn't be among those laughing.

>>92337580
Because we want Jack to be Jack, not someone else.

Also, we like Jack to have at least a chance of a happy ending.

>>92337580
Obviously you didn't play Gears of War 2

Dom found his wife Maria beaten, raped, and tortured. He had to put her out of her misery and he ended up blowing himself up in Gears of War 3

>>92337188
They rounded off his chin slightly - it's an octogon rather than a rectangle now - and removed the eye outlines (which were a compromise of the pre-computer era, where you needed eye outlines to tell what they are doing).

>>92337625
The game suckers you into thinking she's okay for like 2 seconds too before cutting to reveal she's a vegetable.

>>92337625
>>92337668
Really unfairly, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAuz7HeiOFE

>>92337668
I was like "Fuck you Cliffy B!"

>>92337608
I lit up a cigar when they kissed, that's how fucking smug i was last week

>>92337731
gennedy?

>>92337749
I wish i was that based Russian madman

>>92337625
Yeah I didn't, after watching >>92337700
I'm confused, she looked fucked up so beaten and tortured I get yeah, but where did raped come from?
Spoon feed a clueless anon because I didn't own xbox

>>92337786

Anon is just over exaggerating, there's no rape subtext.

>>92337844
You never know though

>>92337615
Happy Jack is best Jack

>>92336392
>unfortunately
I wouldn't say it's unfortunate

>>92337000
>that bit of the 3 at the bottom
shit image

The show opens up with Jack and Ashli post-coitus
How would you react?

>>92338339
Enjoy the symphony of autistic screeching

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>>92338339

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Ashi will get CASCA'D
screencap this

>>92338427
kys

Ashi is Pregnant.

ashe will be pragent

screencap this

>>92336615
hey shut the fuck up you bitch, you wouldn't even be here if it everyone was a faggot like you

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>>92336615
(you)

>>92337191
>>92337312
>>92337580
>implying Jack won't get FEMTO'D by Aku while Ashi watches in horror instead

>>92338339
I am become kek, the drinker of tears

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>>92336975

>>92337786
rape is the oldest form of torture

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>>92338339

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>>92338339

Anyone know where I can get a link to the new ep?

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>>92338339

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>>92338339
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

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>>92338339
>Mfw i have all the episodes recorded on my DVR and i can watch The Kiss just for shits and giggles

If you're expecting anything other than an unambiguous happy ending, you're in for disappointment.

>>92338878
Genndy said in an interview that the ending is going to be bittersweet so too bad

>>92338878
Genndy said it would be bittersweet.

>>92338785
Didn't air yet.

>TFW it's rushed and sloppy like the last 4 episodes

>>92338952
I'm a dumbass, thought yesterday was Sunday. Kek

>>92338785
Still 12 hours until it airs.

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>>92338969

>>92338928
>>92338927

source

>>92338972
Jesus Christ anon, get a job.
Or go at least go back to school.

>>92338927
>>92338928
I recall his exact words were "a tearjerker."
One article interpreted that as bittersweet. Based on the evidence thus far, we can surmise that much implies Jack isn't going back

>>92339050
>loses track of time
Sounds like he does have a job

>>92339064
Jack isn't going back and he's gonna lose Ashi.

I hope Ashi dies

>>92339116
More like she's gonna lose him

>>92339108
In vacations you can afford to lose track of time as long as you remember when you're getting back to work. When you're working you always need to know what day it is.

>>92339144
I've lost track of time after working non stop

>>92339138
Yeah scratch what I said this sounds more plausable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTFXY4ff8NQ
7:15
>You can't ask someone else's opinion on your story. Cause they don't know your story. And if you say "WELL I THINK IT SHOULD DO THIS" then I say go tell your story! You wanna watch mine, sit down and shut up.

How will Anti-Ashifags recuperate?

>>92339155
>Cut to Ashi retelling the original intro only replacing the word FOOLISH with Brave and telling it to their child while visiting the statue from Episode 6

>>92336392
>Leaks are unfortunately not uploaded yet according to misseps.
lets hope it stays that way. i will have to take a leave from 4chan and youtube and every other social media, because nothing can be secret anymore

>>92338370
this wholesome webm gives me feels like when i made crappy "movies" with all my friends during the summer

now i have no friend

>>92339441
>this wholesome webm
it's pretty cringey, and i know that's a buzzword but the only other term i can think of that works here is obnoxious but it doesn't explain my feelings towards it as good

guess i hate wholesome

>>92336470
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

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>>92339509
Also smile because of this

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>>92339504

Anyone else still enjoying Season 5?

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>>92339885
A ton.

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>>92339885
Dutifully so.

>>92339917
You exausted now Jack?

>>92339885
I'm not an autist with deluded fanfiction-tier ideas, so yeah I'm enjoying this season quite a lot.

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>>92339885
Defiantly.

>>92339885
Mildly disappointed, but all in all enjoying it.

>>92339190
I know people smarter than him that did better stuff and they said different stuff.

The point is if Genndy fucking Tartakovsky is your fucking idol and you take everything he says for granted, then it makes sense why people like you are so defensive about this new season.

It may be enjoyable in some regards but it being considerably worse than the original is something than everyone should agree on. You can still like it but it's objectively worse overall. How much worse? That's for you to decide.

>>92339680
Eat shit and die if that's the response you're wanting

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>>92339885
You have no idea just how much.

>>92339885
I'm loving it so far.

>>92340035
Oooh ominous

People wanted to know where the leaks... That feeling when you realize that the leaky pipes are sealed tight.

>>92339995
>it being considerably worse than the original is something than everyone should agree on.

Nice opinions faggot.

>>92336504
>Aku shapeshifts into a flight of stairs and pushed Ashi down

>>92339885
Very much so

>>92340069
I mean it got less budget, it's just less polished. That's all.

I still appreciate the background art, Scott nailed it.

>>92339885
Every week for the past 9 weeks I've watched every episode as it premieres, every episode I've loved.
Gonna be sad to see it end next Saturday.

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>>92339885
Yes

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>>92336615
Interesting how love between a male and a female makes you so upset.
It's almost like you think everything you consume ought to be gay.
Now, the world wouldn't work if it was, huh?
Interesting.

>>92340065
Thank God. When I see the Guardian's dead body for the first time, I want to watch it on a stream with thousands of other people. Just imagine if Jack and Ashi hooking up had filtered before the episode; we wouldn't have gotten nowhere near the same fun with the salty reactions.

>>92340136
I really wish Ashi's profile looked more like this

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>>92340196
Stylized or not, Ashi is still a fucking goddess

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>>92340196
Indeed. But at the same time, it's kind of growing on me, too.

>>92339995
>I know people smarter than him that did better stuff and they said different stuff.

Name them. I don't see how this invalidates what he said, regardless.

>but it being considerably worse than the original is something than everyone should agree on.

>factsandopinions.exe

>>92339995
I want the core of your gripes. What upsets you so much about the new season? Is it your preconceived prejudices murking your mind and not allowing to appreciate the art that is Samurai Jack?
Because something very obviously hurts you, if not, then you really shouldn't be getting so upset over someone's art.

>>92340284
And the image of those two dancing to Stereo Love at their wedding reception has come to mind again.

>>92339885
Yes but not because I'm a retard feeding off of fans being upset, but because it's a genuinely good ride with some bumps and it feels like a nice saturday morning event when I get to watch them, whereas seeing any other cartoon I like premiere new episodes just feels "eh" unless it's a special/movie/finale.

Jack has it's own vibes from premiering new episodes than no other show can give, and I prefer to like that over "haha that guy's mad about hamfisted romance nice job genndy this is great lmao"

>>92340254
>Ashi is still a fucking goddess
eat shit with this over praising crap

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>>92340433
Someone else mad about Ashi.
Give me your reasons and I'll fix that for you.

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>>92339885
The only thing that's disappointing about this season is Jack losing his beard and pic related is not canon. That's literally it. Everything else is gold.

>>92339885

Yep. Ever since episode two, I've watched each episode as it premiered. I'm excited to see how this season ends.

>>92340433
>this much salt
>in the year 2017

>>92339557
someone post the memed version of this

>>92339885
I am but it definitely hasn't reached the heights of its first three episodes since then.

>>92339885
every saturday for the past 8 weeks has been just me practically staring at the clock until 11 so yes I'm quite enjoying it

>>92336470
Nothing is beautiful because it lasts forever

>>92340736
In my case it's been 5AM. I've been seeing the dawn every Sunday for the last 8 weeks (sans one).

>C

Is this the last episode?

>>92340779
Nope, that would be CI

>>92340595
Asshole

>>92339995
>objectively
someones upset

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>>92340817
I'm not ready to see "watcha" screen for the last time

>>92340503
>>92340575
I'm more tired about the over praising of a waifu rather than the character, it's been getting horrendous lately and not just with her

So anyone here dreamed of having an adventure with your crush?

>>92340927
>next episode has a different ending with no watcha and builds with a tbc
>series finale ends with a special closing
>episode 8 was the last watcha screen we got and it was fucked by dean moriarty

>>92340939
Yea but it was cringe worthy and a "middle school quest" dumbshit that i try to forget every day

>>92340939
I had a dream of my crush giving me a blowjob

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>>92340963
>it was fucked by dean moriarty

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>>92340963
>dean moriarty

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>>92338339

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rdfyhjM4eZ

>>92340963
>dean moriarty

Damn son that's a nice /lit/ reference.

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>>92340533
>Thought for sure they were setting up for that image in the guardian by having him have the beard
>The beard gets shaved for literally no reason

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>>92341131

>>92341131
Is he training her to use the Thu'um? Is Ashi Dovahkiin?! Is Jack a Greybeard?!

>>92336772
That WAS a really good episode of Lakefront Bargain Hunt.

>>92340098
I'll miss these threads, I'll miss chimping out with you crazy bastards, I'll miss Aku, I'll miss Ashi, and I'll definitely miss a samurai named 'Jack.'

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>>92339954
Not a bit. All that healthy living adds up, you know.

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>>92341131

>>92341131
Here, anon. Don't know where you got that one from. but it's horribly cropped.

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>>92339885
Very much so. It's not as intense as it was during the first few episodes but unlike most here I don't take it as a quality drop. The action's just calmed a bit, and the characters are given breathing room to grow. Everything I loved about the original SJ run is still present, and I'm extremely excited for the next two episodes.

However they turn out will ultimately influence how satisfactory this season will be to me, but as of now I have no reason for doubting.

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>>92341357

>>92341248
inb4 sequal series involving Jack and Ashi's child

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>Everyone is talking about Jashi
>No one seems to care that Jack is in the robo graveyard

>>92336392
So how about it lads? Episode opening with sex implications?

>>92341400
I'm still thinking it's a flashback.

>>92341400
You think Jashi shippers watched the earlier seasons or care about them?

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>>92341357
>>92341393
You're right, don't know how that happened.

Meanwhile Aku is all

>I have a phone, you know.

>>92340930
Why are you letting people determine how you feel about a character that those people have no involvement in?

>>92341400
We've talked circles around that, nothing more to say until tonight, unless a leak drops.

I want Jack to hold my hand.

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>>92341345

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>>92341393
>>92341131
Why do the Ashi posters have such obnoxious humor?

>>92341610
It entertains us an annoys you. It's kind of like killing two birds with one arrow.

>>92341476
rather than the character
>rather than the character
rather than the character

>>92341061
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rdfyhjM4eZ
I saw it coming but kek nice

>>92341400
Where is this from?

>>92341610
It's not humorous, it's cute.

>>92341733
AS dropped this gif yesterday
Aku finally knows Jack doesn't have his sword

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>>92341400
>Scaramouche in the image
HE'S BACK BOYS

>>92341510
me too Anon.

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>>92341777
>it's cute.
I want cute posters to die, they're seriously insufferable since ashi started being a thing

i can tickle the pinkle dink and that doesn't make me as bad as you, i

>>92341800
Not for long, I'm guessing.

I would be amused if mass murdering Scaramouche somehow DID survive past the last credits screen, though.

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>>92341863
OOOOOH! SO ANGRY!

>>92341863
What, are you mad?

>>92340939
My crush told me once that she had a dream where the two of us were the last humans in a zombie apocalypse

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Do you think they'll someday be some sort of technology that allows you to transport cartoon characters into the real world while retaining all their memories and personality? asking for a friend

>>92342126
That would be a doomsday machine.

>>92341131
>>92341393
this is great

>>92339885
it's been a fucking blast

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>>92342126
It would probably turn out awful.

>>92342126
Well Krieger made a hologram so realistic he could legally marry it

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>>92338339
That's probably what's going to happen. The guy who made this pic is rumored to have worked on the starting scene of tonight's episode

>https://twitter.com/Z0NE/status/862413015756537858

>>92342297
Dumbass

>>92342297
You do know Zone is really a woman, right?

>>92342297
I honestly can't tell if you're being serious

>>92342323

>he hasn't yet deduced that Zone is Genndy

how embarrassing

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>>92342297
>Hiring Zone to work on Samurai Jack

>>92336392
>Ashi is pregnant
>Aku finds out about that while also still knowing that Jack lost his sword thanks to Scaramouche telling him off-screen
>he heads over to her to loss.jpg while Jack is busy fighting the guardian in the ruins
>Jack runs away from the fight to find Ashi
screencap this

>>92342395
But Scaramouche clearly tells him onscreen here>>92341400

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>>92341130
This look is better imo

>>92336392
If this scene isn't a flashback, why wouldn't Ashi be with Jack?

>>92342505
Trying to maintain Jack's semen and unable to walk with him.

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>>92339885
I hate Ashi and yet I enjoyed episode 8 a lot because it was fun. Remember fun?

>>92342505
Morning sickness.

>>92342505
Genndy finally realized he fucked up and wrote her off, but then later realizes again he fucked up by writing her off and has to have her in the finale story because he already set it up that way.

>>92342505
Jack realizes that Ashi will try and help him fight the Guardian and he is worried that Guardian will snap her like a twig so he tells her to stay behind

>>92342505
Passed out and covered in cum.

>>92342557
Good attempt however Jack doesn't intend to find the Guardian

>Wait. I know this place.

He stumbles there by accident while wandering.

I do think it's likely a flashback, and I fear it's just to show that the Guardian is dead. Yet this would create a plot-hole; The Guardian doesn't foresee himself dying, instead he knows he'll confront Jack in the future again.

>>92336772
>only 0.20 among persons 50+
SAMURAI JACK FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>92336615
That bait is so hot I can see the steam coming off of it.

>>92342625
yet so many people replied to it

>>92342600
The vision he got was extremely vague. Just an older Jack standing over a mountain. It's implied it means that Jack would be able to beat the Guardian at a certain age, but that's just implied; a whole lot of stuff could be going on as well.

>>92342612
>implying old people watch new cartoons

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>>92340022
be nice

>>92342654
Barring /pol/, /co/ is the easiest board to bait.

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>>92342297
>Zone

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What did he see?

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>>92338339
I'll giggle excitedly like a Japanese school girl.

>>92342698
Looks pretty good. Women in Samurai armor are somehow more awesome than women in knight armor.

>>92342600
>flashback where Jack encounters The Guardian again
>while The Guardian is distracted with Jack, Aku swoops in and and blows up his time portal
>"SAMURAI FOOOOOOOL"

>>92342654
I know, I just wanted to cash in as well.

>>92342731
The remains of the Guardian and the inert pillars where the time portal used to stand. Cue to Jack slowly closing his eyes in resignation after remembering he's not going home.

>>92342666
The Guardian knows of who's going to beat him. You ain't the man, my man. Because Jack, at that point, wasn't ready.

>>92342731
The Guardian near death, probably.

>>92342756
The idea some anon dropped around here that I liked most was that the portal could not be destroyed, so after defeating the Guardian through attrition, Aku took the it to his fortress.

>>92336392
>>92336643
>>92336585
im gonna miss the stream tonight, save me that mega

>>92342779
If he knew who was going to beat him he wouldn't have needed the portal to tell him.

>>92342666
After all, it's probably some vision they had for a much later episode. Keep in mind, this episode aired in 2003-2004.
Also, that vision could be a metaphor for the way Jack is as a person; older, wiser, and more battle hardened. I was pretty convinced that it was going to be a physical prophecy though when we first saw bearded Jack.

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So what do you guys thing will be the "big secret" Aku will reveal about Ashi?

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>>92342731
The Guardian's old man cock.

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>>92342741
ikr? though considering how quickly clothes get torn off, it would go from ladyknight to lewd real fuckin fast

>>92342731
He's looking down at the ground.
Perhaps Aku killed the guardian and Jack is looking at his corpse or something.

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>>92342731
It's hard to draw skulls

>>92342824

>>92337350

>>92342731
He's watching Ashi hurl her guts out from morning sickness.

>>92342801
Will do, no problem. Next time someone asks for a MEGA I'll assume it's you and I'll give you the link.

>>92342824

>>92342395

>>92342731
I can't stop seeing his mouth as one giant tooth

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>>92342860
are you tryna make me lose my shit

>>92342854
Were there any female samurai or knights anyway? For some reason I find more plausible the idea of fem Samurais than I do fem knights, although I'm probably wrong.

>>92336772
>sportscenter tanking this hard

feels really good

Which one of you was the faggot who told me the Guardian was dead and that Genndy confirmed it in an interview?

Fuck you, I hope you die.

>>92342938
They existed, actually

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onna-bugeisha

>>92342952
News to me, all I remember is that he said he didn't forget the Guardian.

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>>92342860
>Gaurdian has his Hot Topic phase

What the fuck were you trying to do

>>92342952
>Genndy confirmed it in an interview
he didn't confirm shit other than they're aware of him

>>92342952
You're a dumb fucking idiot for believing them. Genndy said during the live stream Q&A that the Guardian would be addressed, faggot.

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how many people edits pic like this?

>>92342859
See, I don't buy it, why dedicate several minutes at the END to make this revelation, rather than a 2-second flashback back when we established there are no portals, if that was the route he was going?

My guess is that the Guardian's portal, if not the Guardian, remains. It may not be immediately accessible, but it ultimately will be, to present Jack with a final conflict more terrific than beating a demon who he has soundly bested almost every single time they have ever fought.

>>92342952
Genndy didn't confirm such thing, you fag. He's been going out of his way to laugh at people who ask him about the ending in several interviews.

>>92342824
Pregnancy. We all know when Jack strikes, it's deep and hard.

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>>92342938
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nakano_Takeko
apparently so

>>92342974
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onna-bugeisha
Huh. That's pretty cool, actually.

Wait it's not Sunday night anymore??

>>92342860
Frankenguardian?

>>92343074
Why were Western women so useless compared to Eastern ones back then?
Hell, nowadays you even had people whining because of the law that stated that in case of a war women would be drafted as well.

>>92343015
Why is a naked headless torso holding a sword and shield

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>>92342592
i'm surprisingly indifferent towards this post

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>>92343119
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_women_in_World_War_II#Land_forces

>>92343119
>Hell, nowadays you even had people whining because of the law that stated that in case of a war women would be drafted as well.

Swede spotted.

>>92343268
Well, fuck me. Thanks for the info anon. It should be an interesting read.
However, I still stand by my point of Eastern women kicking more ass from Medieval Times till recently than Western ones.

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>>92342592
"Hump good."

>>92343083
It was never Sunday night.

>>92343347
I dunno, Jeanne d'Arc basically single-handedly BTFO the English without actually fighting herself and WON a sham trial to have her declared a heretic to the point that her conviction caused outrage even THEN.

And this was a mentally ill peasant girl with no literacy.

>>92342391
i mean, she's worked on televised shows before..

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>>92340963
>dean moriarty

>>92343388
It's Sunday night where I live.

>>92343388
I thought it was the past few eps

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I liked the design of Future Jack.

>>92343403
I will not deny her accomplishment; she was pretty hardcore. But unfortunately, as you've pointed out, she was mentally ill. Therefore, she doesn't really fit the mold of women back then. Still, amazing woman; I wish children were taught in school about her more. I didn't know of her until I played her campaign in Age of Empires II.

>>92343488
It has a really Spartan vibe, doesn't it? I wonder if in this continuity Jack joined them or something.

>>92341400
>>92341789
Aku will die because Scaramouche tells him about the sword to late.

Wtf I hate Scaramouche now.

>>92343494
Hilariously, we even know she was hot on top of it, since we have memoirs by a bodyguard who was utterly ashamed of himself for how badly he wanted to screw her.

But yeah. Shame she was murdered, she was impressive.

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>>92343537
>the real hero of Samurai Jack was some dog chavs that interrupted a phone call

>>92343541
Well, then I had the right mental image of her. I've always pictured her hot. Also, wasn't she executed instead if murdered? I think there's some distinction there. Unless you mean her execution was more akin to murder because of how illegitimate it was.

>>92343574
We're not getting any. Thank Heavens for that; I want to see /co/'s reaction to the Guardian, dead or alive.

>>92343015
T I G H T

A S

F U C C

>>92343615
The latter, yes. I consider it murder since the trial was rigged.

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what if the Guardian's prediction wasn't wrong, but it wasn't about Jack returning to the past, but rather going back to the future?

>defeats aku
>something something back to the past
>fixes all the shit there, becomes king, grows older and gets his badass beard back
>when everything is fixed, he goes to the future to meet Ashi again

and fuck the grandfather paradox

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>>92343015
>when 50 years of blue balls are about to drive you over the edge and this short, cute, deadly chick you've been traveling with keeps getting naked and making eyes at you and god DAMN this bushido shit is a lot easier when it's just killing robots

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Can't wait for more salt today

>>92343714
eyyy, protestant masterrace

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>>92343731

>>92343727
and Jack never found out that she was always naked and it was just charcoal or something

Probably why she asked what was wrong when he told her she was naked

>>92343751
pretty sure they designed her with the forward-slid jaw so she can kiss jack better with his weird nosey-face structure

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>>92343728
>heterosexual nonsense
Jesus christ save me from this existence.

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>>92343751

>>92343728
can I get more salt for my fries?

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>dumbfags saying the hetero thing is forced when it's been the "norm" for centuries and they're the one making their lesbian gay shit forced for the past decade

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>>92343728

Reminder that the finale could be playing today.

>>92339885
loved every single one, man it is good to see the haters gone for one time.

>>92343680
Well, we lost a fine woman that day. I'm gonna do some digging; maybe I'll find some badass women in my country's history.

>>92339885
I'm enjoying it less than the first few episodes but I'm still really liking it.

>>92343825
I bet none of them watched the original.

>>92339885
didn't like the last episode, but I'm still enjoying it.

It peaked at episode 2 in my opinion, but it doesn't bother me too much.

>>92343842
What, and cut the fun a week short? I'm actually glad I have one more week of Samurai Jack threads.

>>92343825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i40x9flQuI

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>>92338339
>daughterfags BTFO again

>>92338339
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A925AIePWx

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was episode 8 the only episode in all seasons that didn't end with WACHA?

>>92343842
Reminder that you've already survived probably at least a thousand weeks and the odds that you die between this week and the next are extremely slim.

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>>92336470
>yfw it would've been over tonight if not for R&M

>>92344014
As far as I remember.

>>92343975
Shit like this reminds me that Samurai Jack is a show from another, better time.

>>92343731
>>92343751
>>92343788
Stale.

Okay, here's a thought:

Given that children, particularly daughters, has been a recurring theme thoughout the season, whose willing to bet Jack and Ashi's first child is a girl

>>92344060
What if Ashi gives birth to Aku?

>>92344060
>particularly daughters
>recurring
Only seen this once.

>>92344014
I think Jack is Naked didn't have a watcha at the end either..

>>92344014
Yes.

>>92344060
One? Try seven.

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>if there was a gay kiss or couple in these new episodes, even in the background, we'd still have people defending it in these threads

>>92344123
>Scotsman has an army of daughters

>First scene of the new season was Jack saving a mother and her daughter and other child

>>92336392
ashi dies or they split when he goes back time

>>92344014
>>92344158
No you idiots. There were other episodes that didn't end with that. For example: Jack is Naked, Jack vs The Guardian, ect.

>>92344123
Mother and Daughter in the first episode.
Daughters of Aku. Scotsman's daughters

>>92344123
before the show started, there were only 3 recurring characters who were alive.
>scotsman has daughters
>aku has "daughters"
>Jack most likely just got a girl pregnant

>>92344154
The WACHA was muted out but the theme still played afterwards.

>>92344186
>>92344200

>>92344186
It sill played in Jack and the Traveling Creatures.

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>>92342860

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>>92344110
>Ashi gives birth to a son
>They name him Mako
>"He was named after his grandfather"

>>92344257
Pretty sure I remember it doing so.

I forget if it did in Jack is Naked, I remember that weird fairy elephant thing, but I'm not sure if it came after or overlapped it.

>>92344275
Ashi, what are you wearing?

>>92344275
WHAT IS SHE WEARING
AND SHE ALSO AT THE GUARDIAN LOCATION