Post /co/ related shit that makes you pissed off

>>92333439
Didn't he come back as Ghost Dick?

>>92333439
Best portrayal of Nightwing I've seen in years.

>>92333465
yes

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>>92333465
He became Deadman.

>>92333439
I dunno, I laughed pretty hard, even more at the pages that followed of Bruce shoving Damian away screaming "My son is deeeeead, Naaargh!!:

I'm more upset by Harley getting off scott free for saying that she was sorry for bombing Metropolis and tricking Superman into mudering his wife and unborn child.

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orange

>>92333439
Marvel Now! comics

DC universe movies

Bayformers

>>92333439
Give it a break, it's an elseworlds story and he comes back with powers

>>92333645
Trueee I mean they lose husbands, boyfriends or children to war

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>>92333652
goin for the low hanging fruit

the entire Faith comic
but ESPECIALLY the Hillary cameo

>>92333534
I'm one of the people who is willing to accept some kind of redemption for Harley in Injustice, but I'm still pissed that her fucking role in the kick-off moment was never addressed. I'd accept even a token explanation.

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>>92333681

>>92333681
"The only way to win is to never play the game."

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you already knew this was going to be posted here

>>92333900
this. the only good thing about that shitty series, and they kill him. fuckoff

>>92333681
>NO, it's actually conservatives blowing themselves up, not my precious little muslims! take THAT, Drumpf!

>>92333476
short hair and a flat ass

Clearly you don't know Dick.

>>92333900
Years later this still pisses me off.
Fortress was such a bro.

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>>92333439
Yep, Ultimate fan here.

That one comic about the magical flying fat girl who meets Hillary Clinton and tells fat girls not to settle for unattractive men

>>92333900
Rip in peace Mettle
Miss you big guy

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>>92333439
>spend whole years trained as warrior kung-fu in mystic city
>trouble fighting with one asshole

>>92334190
This was somehow the worst possible ending for the Ultimate Universe, even though Cataclysm and Ultimatum where complete crap.

>>92333761
Spencer pls

>>92333439
That death is a perfectly plausible scenario.
That said, the bluntness of it all makes it feel weird and should have been handled differently.

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It's not the art that pisses me off. It's not the series in general that pisses me off, or the awful support cast. It's not the fact that Doreen beats up all the Avengers effortlessly.

I'm pissed that Doreen is being written as a bitch who would beat up her friends over something this stupid.

The existence of Surfer Who.

Secret Empire

Just fuck it just why

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still rustling my jimmies up to this day because it wasn't resolved properly. top 10 anime betrayal

>>92335791
That was complete horseshit.

>>92335791
serves her right when she got blasted in the face in infinite crisis

>>92335806
You mean what's happening in the panel or the artwork?

>>92335791
>"Okay so we need to break up Kyle and Jen because reasons, how should we do this so that this doesn't come off as completely horrible and leaves a terrible taste in everyone's mouth?"
>"I know, we'll have Kyle show up back home, and then it turns out that Jen's been cheating on him for months. Then we'll have her give this big bullshit speech about how it's his fault because he went off to do Green Lantern shit, the stuff she was supposed to be doing to, an act like that's a completely valid reason for acting like a huge bitch and cheating on him!"
>"Brilliant, surely nothing will go wrong with this plan!"

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>>92335791

This can't be real

>>92335791
Since when is She-hulk dating Kyle Rayner?

>>92335791
tbf Kyle's the bigger man there because he didn't go atrocitus apeshit there. Plus, he scored higher when he got soranik

>>92335858
that's jade, the original lantern's daughter

>>92335791
>cheat on boyfriend
>smack him when he's pissed and betrayed over it
>act like it's his fault she couldn't go for any amount of time without a boyfriend
>probably been fucking this guy in his bed

Please tell me she gets some comeuppance, what the fuck.

>>92335791
I dunno, seems as ugly and mean as a lot of breakups.

>>92335791
>is this guy bothering you
>he says this to the man in spandex with a glowing neon green symbol on chest
>she dumped green lantern for a moron.

>>92335916
This seems to be the only one where the aggrieved is the one that got slapped

>>92335909
She gets merc'd by alexander luthor in Infinite Crisis, she died like a chump. Later she gets resurrected only to find out that kyle's with soranik who is stronger and much more attractive than her

>>92335945
Good, she chose plain white bread when she could've had buttered toast.

The choice was hers.

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>>92335945
Noice. I feel better, jeez.

>>92335945
>This seems to be the only one where the aggrieved is the one that got slapped
You are lucky you don't know many crazy women

>>92335875
Alan Scott had a daughter? Didn't know the guy was such a family man. He had that Obsidian guy too, right? (as a son I mean)

>>92335945
>she gets resurrected only to find out that kyle's with soranik who is stronger and much more attractive than her

If she's written as jealous over that discovery, I'll be even more mad.

>>92335945
>This seems to be the only one where the aggrieved is the one that got slapped

I wish I could say I hadn't seen that entitlement before out of a philanderer.

>>92335969
in the original continuity he's a family man, in new52 he's gay so jade is in editorial limbo

>>92335984
she was, although from what I remember, when she got resurrected, soranik and kyle is not yet an official item but she can feel the tension between the two. feel free to correct me though, I haven't read brightest day in ages

>>92335964
>>92336023
for a 2d characters in comic book panel I mean, i'm pretty sure it happens in real life

>>92335618
>It's not the fact that Doreen beats up all the Avengers effortlessly.
Well, that's part of the joke of her character.

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>>92335791
WHO OKAY'D THIS?

>>92335791
All the stupid shit aside, bringing her a ring-made bouquet of flowers is pretty damn lazy.

>>92336082
anecdotal but I read in the past that it was ron marz who decided, the editorial instructed to keep kyle in space and cut off everything in earth. I think they were preparing for kyle's journey to find hal's body

>>92336132
he was planning to propose (for the second time), it was heartbreaking when I read the entire run as kyle has sacrificed so much but the lantern does not reward

>>92335984
The way I remember it, VERY first thing Jade did when she resurrected after Blackest Night was run up to Kyle and kiss him in front of Soranik, and that drove a wedge between Kyle and Miss Natu

Somehow it was portrayed as Kyle's fault that he didn't tell Soranik about his old flame

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>>92335791
Based MARIIINE was great in that issue, always count on John to be a bro to the depressed kyle

>>92336209
wesley snipes??

>>92333669
men die in war
women stay alive and get raped consistently in war

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>>92333549

>>92333645
>>92333669
Fuck off Hilary you've lost

>>92336253
This was a fucking ride

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A paradox is commonly used to shortcircuit robots. It should NOT work like that on people who are super intelligent, especially not when they gave been shown to be able to think about twelve things at the same time.

And the weapon he's wearing was shown like twice in the comic and then discarded because it was so dangerous that it could rip a hole in reality or something. Not exactly something you should bring into a fight like that...

>>92335791
For fucks sake

>>92335791
>comic book writers in charge of writing romantic relationships

wew

>>92336268
A better way to do it would be Question using that paradox, Brainiac responding with "I can think about quite a few things simultaneously", then Question just bombarding him with more and more paradoxes until he's in the fetal position.

>>92336290
It's genuinely realistic, though.

>>92335791
Not like Kyle deserves better. Fucking Poochie ass lil shit.

>>92336322
A better way would be for Question to tell him that, and for B5 to say something like "did you really think that would do something?" before/while being knocked out by an elbow to the face.

He's not a very good combatant, has a big mouth/ego (and is already monologuing) and doesn't seem to have activated his forcefield so Question shouldn't have much trouble overpowering him physically but doing it mentally is very unrealistic in this setting. Because this is the same version of Brainiac 5 who somehow managed to outthink a Black Mercy on his own.

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>>92335791
>Don't you dare
Holy shit, I raged.

>>92333514
that is not real it is fake.

>>92333959
>story about nazi organization using people's fears to radicalize them.
>like they've been doing for decades.
>literally using the same excuses dictators use to get people on their side.
>Thinking suicide bombers is strictly muslims
>"must be liberal agenda picking on muh precious Trump"

It's The Red Skull and Hydra ffs, that's always been their MO. Are you seriously that butthurt about politics you think they've been making Trump allegories since the 40s?

>>92335791
You know it's bad when the writer can't even get the character to believe their own bullshit.

>>92333465
Kek u said ghost dick

>>92336924

Well when you have someone who routinely compares trump to hitler writing for you it stops being subtle and starts being really tired and boring.

>>92336924
>Thinking suicide bombers is strictly muslims

Name one non-durka suicide bombing in the past 5 years.

>>92333900
Little help here. Why does /co/ hate this series. I enjoyed it

>>92336878
It is fixed*

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Why is this shit havent been posted yet?

>>92337073
For unnecessarily killing of beloved characters and generally fucking around with them.

>>92333439
>>Getting mad over an elseworlds death

Why? That death is flat out hilarious. The Injustice comic is all about "How many characters can we kill?"

>>92333900
It's astonishing. Hopeless opened up the series by killing the Avengers Academy favorite, and THEN he lets most of his OC's live. God, fuck him and Marvel's editorial.

>>92334190
It's amazing how Bendis just flat out doesn't care. The Ultimate Universe was practically his baby, and he just gave it such a weak ending. Like what the fuck?

>>92334392
You think that's bad? He had trouble fighting Harold and he just had a pole!

>>92336371
Christ, there's so much triggering Hulk shit out there

>>92333900
Mettle ;_;

>>92337121
I guess it didnt bother me any because the only character i knew was cammi and i was wondering what happened to her since annihilation.

i guess i knew x23 also

>>92336082
Lets be honest, a LOT of shit gets okayed.

>>92333761
nice

>>92337012
>last 5 years
Argentina, India, and Algeria come to mind, but that was still a little over 5 years.
Dude, suicide bombing is the preferred method due to enhanced security. They can't really pull kamikaze's like tge Japanese did without being shot down beforehand, and most national would-be attackers can just get guns. Plus, the number of attacks in general have actually decreased in that timespan.

Now, if you wanna go further back, we could be here all day with examples. Suicide bombs are more common now because they can be made fairly easily without drawing too much attention to yourself. In the page they start out beating up individuals in packs to feel safe, and escalate from there. Similar to the IRA, skinheads, hell even Fight Club, though less beating up in packs and more just beating up, used that trope.
If you're going to assume everything involving that is directly an attack on Trump, or defending muslims, you're gonna be butthurt for a while.

(Plus, let's face it, Trump wouldn't be clever enough to radicalize people, he's a con artist, and like any good con artist, he uses what's already there and affirms it. Why do you think most of his shit is regurgitated from infowars or fox news)

>>92336992
That's fair, still though, that's so formulaic of any radical group, getting angry over the content rather than the writer is basically saying we can't write anything about fascists or terror groups for the next 4 years, which sucks because they make for terrifying villains.
Just look at Jesus Camp.

>>92337375

Yeah I get you. I definitely blame the writing and the fucking marvel mentality of "WE HAVE TO KEEP DOING EVENTS AAA" which dredged up some old event from the 70's for this

>>92337109
Because it was bad, but it was goddamn hillarious.
The annoying part is every writer nringing it up rather than giving the character some actual development. I mean, c'mon, who among us hasn't been unable to stop a planet from blowing up bdcause of our own hubris? We get it, let's move on already.

>>92337402
To be fair, there was that one good event that everyone liked. Uh. Um. You know, that one, with the whole heroes having their herodom brought into question, and some big final battle at the end, and a guy no one used for years dying.

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There's a looooong set up for this one, but this one had me livid.
>>Mutant who was omnipotent gets attacked by Skrulls and SHIELD defends himself, and people keep attacking.
>>Eva Bell goes back in time (remember she does this before these next events)
>>Cyclops talks the guy down
>>SHIELD launches missiles at their location, killing Cyclops, guy panics some more
>>Guy appears at X-men school, and everyone keeps attacking him, explosion happens
>>Cut back to the 1960's (Sliding timescale, whatever), Eva Bell talks with Xavier
>>Convinces Xavier to make it so that the guy's parents never meet.
>>Eva then goes to the present, tells Cyclops he's a piece of shit. Pic related.
>>People online think this is a girl power moment. Even one of the CBR writers thinks this is a girl power moment.

This got me really livid because the omnipotent guy was provoked from start to finished and didn't want to hurt anyone.

>>92337293
But even then, Cammi was out of character. How does the girl who's been away from humans for years suddenly end up their leader? Also her mother coming alive again and is a fat caring mother...

>>92337555
Been some time since i read her origin. Indont recall her mother dying.

But wasnt implied she a space pirate bounty hunter or something? She was the only one not having a mental break down about the event. That seems in charcter to me based on how she handled being with drax and the ahnikation wave

>>92337632
That nerdy kid that was her friend approached her dead mom's corpse at the end of the Drax mini.

And even so, Cammi was not a nice person. She walked up to Phyla Vell who was holding Moondragon's ear and asked "Can I keep that?" She was able to lead the group better than Nico, a character who is a much better team leader than fucking Cammi. That's the tedious thing about Arena and Undercover. Hopeless made his OC's and Cammi the best and the rest suck, and let's be honest, Cammi really wasn't that great in Annhilation. You all act like she was running on the front lines, when she mainly stayed back and said how awesome it was people were dying.

>>92335791
Jade did nothing wrong, Kyle a shit

>>92335945
>Later she gets resurrected only to find out that kyle's with soranik who is stronger and much more attractive than her
Reminder that Kyle and Soranik broke up because he was a liar and he got back with Jade

>>92333439
It's NRS they love killing people off for stupid reasons.

>>92333652
Wow, politics has gotten so shitty that I agree with fucking Red Skull over the modern progressive party. What a crazy timeline we live in.

>>92337337
Indian here what happened?

>>92337109
You kidding? That was great and it defined John Stewart

>>92337914
I wasnt implying she was a badass during the war, but for how young she was, she was very unphased by it.
She grew up in harsh space life I can see her being a leader over some of them but ill agree, nico has been shown to have more so it would make more sense for her

>>92338159
I think the thing that I didn't buy with Cammi was that she could lead because she hasn't been around humans or anyone her age for years. Hell, she knew that one kid was gay and she was in space all that time. How could she know that? (Inb4 she ran into the Crystal Gems joke)

>>92336253
>>92333549
The thing that impressed me the most was how fast he replied to the email. /co/ is fast enough to delete auto-sage threads within few hours (the threads on page 10 have gone without a reply for merely 2-3 hours), so if the reply was posted within the same thread (after it was already over 300 replies, according to the original mail), he should have replied almost immediately.

I'm still convinced Mark Lewis is a /co/mrade and quite probably was shitposting on that thread along with all the other people.

>>92336174
Well, he saw Jade in the Star Sapphire's "here's your true love's face" crystal, and Sora saw Kyle, but he lied to Sora and said that he saw her in the crystal. He played along with her, hoping that he would learn to love her, and she was pissed when she found out that he had lied to her at the start of their romantic relationship

>>92338513
Pfft. Love doesn't exist. Only anger...and hate.

>>92337109
What is this supposed to trigger? Ants?

>>92333645
Is this from Saga?

>>92336924
In the 40s it was still considered propaganda, and propaganda is a bad thing, you are an idiot, especially of you believe nazis were bad and their plataform was evil and used the people's fears to convince them Jewish capitalism is bad and that letting a cabal of rich people with no loyalty towards the country control your country is a bad thing.

>>92335791
>cheats on boyfriend for months on end
>gets annoyed when he is pissed off about it
>somehow thinks she's in the right
What a cunt.

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>>92338558
Yes.

>>92338638
Well, I was thinkin about reading it, but now is settled, not reading something that says that war is worse for women

>>92338190
Tons of gay aliens? I dont have the answers but I do like Cammi as a character and I enjoyed AA if ithers didnt.

Thanks for being true /co/mrade and helping understand why people dislike it instead of just shit posting

>>92338741
I wouldn't let one page throw you off of it. There is so much shit out there you can't let a dabble of it keep you from reading else there would be nothing to read.

I haven't read it. I'm just giving you a second opinion.

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>>92338513
Basically, he could tell her the truth, and never see her again...or lie, and eventually piss her off even more.

The moral of this story is that you never fuck a supervillain's daughter, no matter what.

>>92338575
You're on /co/. A board for comics.
You know, those things that have featured Hitler being punched in the face multiple times.
I'm not about to argue with a nazi sympathizer, because history speaks for itself on how stupid that is, but I do wonder what could possibly have brought you here.

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This will never be canon and one of the clowns who murdered baby Lara will forever go unpunished.

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There is more than one thing "wrong" on this page

>>92338770
It also turned me off that the oficial description of the comic started with something like "a comic featuring two non white protagonists" I'm latino myself, but I hate when they try to rub in our faces how progressive and representative something is like this

>>92338917
It's probably canon in the good timeline.

>>92336247
>women stay alive and get raped consistently in war

not to say this doesn't happen but it would only happen to women captured directly in war zones so this doesn't apply to first world countries

and to me at least killing is worse than rape when someone dies they cease to exist as anything but a memory when someone is raped they're still alive and can move on

>>92338933
That's fair.

I mean, for fucks's sake, give their ethnicity if you are so proud of it. Don't simply say "non white". That's not being proud of a minority, that's being anti white.

>>92338016
You shouldn't. He is using every bait possible to make you hate people you have never met and live in fear of other.

This page is actually spot on, and Red Skull there, a perfect reflection of the state of mind that has taken many. Too bad the next page is retarded and completely fail at deconstructing Red-Skull argument.

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Johnny was pretty good in the crossover, until this very page.

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ENDGAME IS SHIT

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>92334190
>>92334427
>>92337222
I skipped it, what happened?

>>92333645
The reactions to this always make me laugh

> a character has to have the same opinions as me or they suck!!!

That war sucks for women is a perfectly valid opinion for Hazel, the narrator, just as IV has said that veterans have it the worst because they're either strong to live with pstd or they off themselves.

>>92338917
And as sympathetic as Regime!Superman is, he'll never be anything more than a saturday morning cartoon villain.

>>92338627
Yea but, that's pretty much how it plays out

>>92339150

>and to me at least killing is worse than rape when someone dies they cease to exist as anything but a memory when someone is raped they're still alive and can move on

But rape KILLS THE SOUL!!!

>lel

>>92333645

No it doesn't.

>>92339572
bleh

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This will never happen in 616 because Marvel wants Iron Fist to be single but is okay with making him leave Misty after she "lost" the "baby"

>>92339822
Watch him sacrifice himself at the end of Injustice 2.

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Couldn't find these panels online so I just snapped it from my volume. This trade was disappointing and cemented in my mind that Percy is not a good writer. I get that writers usually don't ride on or referenced other writer's work but to have Shado just blindly male dumbass excuses for antagonizing Ollie and side with the circle seemed really dumb. Especially when she was allied with the outsiders and loved ollie's dad to the point of withstanding torture for months to keep his secrets. She even kissed Ollie thinking he was Robert. Plus to say love leads to disgrace means to say her own daughter was a disgrace since her and Robert's love made emiko. Just stupid

I read that she was a spy infiltrating the circle in the second volume but that doesn't excuse the stupidity of her role and motivation in the first volume

>>92341344
oh shit those kids are cute

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>>92341344
it hurts on the inside

>>92336268
Brainiac is often described with having a computer brain.

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Having Owen kill a bunch of people to in an attempt to bring a zombie back was just so fucking stupid and shit on him for no reason. I love most of Johns' Rogues stuff but I'll never be over this. Literally could have just killed him off normally.

>>92333900
who gives a shit none of the avengers academy kids exist or are mentioned nowadays they may as well have killed them off.

whether they killed him or not he wasnèt going to be around today just like the others who will never be seen again

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>>92333439

>>92338627
>>92335791
This isn't far off from reality.

It's exactly what women do, justify cheating with emotional and bullshit reasons while trying to shift the blame.

>>92338638
This is really hot. Is this all there is of them having sex?

>>92337337
>argentina

you are pulling shit out of your ass there, mate

>>92339655
>St John gets a better character design, story, motivation, and powers
>instantly cut out almost as soon as he comes back

Fuck.

>>92337962
Death comes for you

>>92346963
It's almost like this artist didn't consider it was made in the 60s. Roddenberry was quite the liberal and tried to make it progressive.

>>92335618
>beating the shit out of a decrepit old man
Wow, what an enjoyable character! I can't wait to read more!

>>92346963
Star Trek was incredibly progressive for its time, people sent death threats over Kirk kissing Uhura

Whoever made that is an idiot.

>>92347647
Don't you know anon?
Prejudice is only skin deep, no one would ever discriminate against someone else for something as silly as being from a different place or for having different political/racial views.

>>92338127
Not in a good way. I remember reading it was supposed to be Guy that ultimately screwed up which is why John doesn't act anything like himself and why J'onn hates him so much, but was changed to John at the last minute.

>>92339757
It's a retarded opinion, that's the point.

>>92338575
> you are an idiot, especially of you believe nazis were bad
> especially of you believe nazis were bad
> of you believe nazis were bad
> OF you believe nazis were bad
Kek

>>92348073
>It's an opinion that I disagree with, that's the point.

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>>92347949
I read the first issue and was unbelievably triggered, it was completely transparent that the writer had never actually read the original series.

The fact that this exists is insulting.

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I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet.

>>92339572
That is just bad writing.

I will never not be mad at the way they decided to break up Finn and Flame Princess, that's the biggest FUCK YOU I have ever seen

>>92348254

That's funny

>>92348254

That's a good joke though

>SURRENDER?

He didn't mean A literally, he meant that has an A

>>92335618
what the fuck has happened to this art?

>>92337514
Christ alive did this suck.

All of Inhumans vs X-men but especially what they did to Beast's character, ruining Emma Frost and the absolute shit with the Inhumans at the end that makes me feel like Marvel should have a massive purge of its writers

>>92348254
That would be funny if it weren't Steve Rogers (who would have known about French freedom fighters during WWII firsthand).
Now if he had said 'Italy'...

>>92348234
It's the first time I actually NOT MUHH'D about a character or series before
It even gets Sandman wrong >>92338931

>>92333751
People tend to stop caring much about the assassination of the archduke midway through WW1.

Shit escalated pretty fast.

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>>92333959
Its actually pretty topical considering that in real life they just caught a Neo-Nazi in Germany who had created a fake identity as a Syrian refugee and was going to set off bombs and blame it on this imaginary person. Pic unrelated.

http://www.newsweek.com/neo-nazi-germany-refugees-terror-organization-2017-568862

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>>92335618
Wow. Otto really let Peter's body go during Superior.

>>92349536
I'm still not convinced that isn't a false flag, considering how conveniently it fits the government's agenda.

>>92349597
Its more damaging than convenient, since it requires Germany admitting their military is full of literal Nazis.

>>92348234
>One of Lucifer's most defininf traits is that he's essentially a cosmic libertarian and isn't the kind of devil to coerce beings into doing bad things for no good reason
>First issue opens with lucifer influencing the minds of children

>>92348254
>fought tooth and nail in perhaps the most miserable war in human history to reclaim their homeland
>lol surrender monkeys
I'm American and I wish this meme would end.

>>92349597
>Evidence that supports something I don't agree with? Hmmm, nah, can't be.

>>92349861
As Americans we should be really pro-France. They were our first bros from way back in the revolution. I don't think there's another country with whom we have a "Lafayette, we are here" moment.

>>92333645
reeee im offended by this!

>>92350361
I just watched the episode of Americans joining WW1 in the 1964 The Great War documentary. I'm getting a little teary eyed right now at that quote.

>>92348195
>>92339757
It's objectively wrong, no simply in disagreement with us, fag.

>>92338933
The characters aren't even human. I'm a fan of Saga and that whole "non-white" thing sounds like an awful way to attract readers.

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>>92338831
this guy holy shit
perfect reaction to that situation

>>92339572

Tom King loved this beat. If you can't see why Harley Quinn wouldn't be affected by Johnny's face then you're not a real comic fan.

>>92334190
>>92337222
>>92334427
Wait. It's over? And the ending was worse than the conclusion of Evil Reed? Jesus shit.

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>SPIDER-SPERM

>>92352077
>one microgram of radioactive venom
>every fluid highly radioactive for life
I honestly don't think radioactivity works like that, Peter. You said you were scientist?

>>92336247
>women stay alive and get raped
"raped"

>>92342931
>being honorable is dumb

>>92337337
Wasn't The Indian ones caused by Pakistani bombers?

>>92350028
Nationalists aren't known for harming their nation.

>>92350361
And then they got us into Vietnam.

>>92333514
Is Wonder Woman holding Raven?

>>92349861
but you just surrendered your country to muslims recently

>>92336371
hey puppet pal cletus

>>92336371
>no sense of movement
And people wonder why comics are dying

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>>92333439

>>92333959
Thing is red skull is using the same "Remember the good old days/How better it could be" just replacing racial purity with sharia law and submitting your will unto him to submitting under allah.

That's the point.

>>92352829
We went into Vietnam because our government faked the Gulf of Tonkin incident.

>>92348073

And characters aren't allowed to have retarded opinions now? 99% of Saga is people suffering because of the dumb shit they did or said.

This is the comic where a gay guy from a planet that hates gays completely failed to see how helping someone get killed because of who they love was hypocritical of him.

>>92353452
No, we committed more troops because of Tonkin we got involved because France wanted help in a police action when they should have given up their colony like they said they would.

>>92353244
But it is a comic

>>92337076
according to Timfags

>>92335791
Ben Raab. The man who tanked the Rayner era after years of steady sales and coming off a critically acclaimed run by Winnick.

What in the fuck were they thinking?

>>92336147
Marz had been off the title for awhile. Winnick was writing prior and Ben Raab came in to make Kyle cosmic again. This was done because John was made the GL of the JLA due to his popularity in the cartoon. At the end of Winnick's run he was made a GL again. Marz had to clean everything up for the final arc the best he could leading into Rebirth.

>>92336209

That was in the following arc when Marz took over to finish Kyle's run.

>>92333514
I remember those threads and we agreed on DeadDick

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>>92333439

>>92339572

Oh get the fuck out of here. Sorrow's face can't be looked at or you fucking DIE or it really fucks you up. It turned the wizard Shazam to Stone, Dr. Mid-Nite was blind but it still gave him a heart attack and it made Captain Atom blow up/time jump.

Johnny Sorrow was someone you did not fuck with.

>>92338741

I agree with >>92338770dont let one page throw you off. Saga is full of so much more retarded shit than this. Remember throwing some shopping at your wife is unforgivable. Being a drug addict around your infant however is fine

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>>92333439

>>92339506
I mean, it might be bait but it's spot on. Sure you can use it to leapfrog to an extreme ideology but it doesn't mean it isn't true.

>>92353118
You're an idiot though.

>>92339572
insanity is not a super power. harley isnt even insane

>>92353952
Fucking awful writing.

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You guys remember Lord Death Man, right? That Batmanga villain that Morrison used to incredible effect in Batman Inc whose whole shtick was immortality and irreverent, gleeful murder madness?

Nah, he's just Deadpool in a t-shirt now.

>>92352077
*90s Spider-Man theme plays in the distance*

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>>92348279

>>92339572
this fucking writing...

>>92336268
that's bullshit, but that last panel is gold.

>>92354160
>Remember throwing some shopping at your wife is unforgivable. Being a drug addict around your infant however is fine

Because Marko was a doormat due to his pacifism vow until very recently, and Alana is a cunt.

>>92353683

On the off chance you're not trying to get a rise out of me, I'm saying /co/ pisses me off.

I've been here since literally the birth of /co/ and it's become such an insipid cesspool I don't know why I keep coming.

>>92336268
Egad! The Question exploited a Braniacs only weakness! With a super intellect comes super autism!

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>>92359237
Me too. I miss classic PlusFour, back before the site shat itself and everyone left. Still, /co/ is home and there's nothing you or I can do about that.

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>pic very related/1

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>>92360617
>pic very related/2

>>92354814
this still gets to me. not in the angry way but just gives off that nagging feel

>>92354814
Him breaking Kyle's fingers was dumb as fuck too. Fuck that entire scene.

>>92361653
In a man-with-super-speed-and-reflexes-doesn't-watch-where-he's-going kind of way?

>>92333476
useless??? just wait for efron,the he will be an useless quippy clown.

>>92347888
>Nichelle Nichols has said that the Star Trek production offices received more mail on this episode than any other episode in the history of the series and none of it, surprisingly, was negative. However, Bjo Trimble stated, "We got our share of some really nasty letters. But here was the thing – you get one nasty letter, and you get a hundred really great letters. It was a step forward, I think." Nichols additionally recalled a letter that Gene Roddenberry once showed her. It was from a man in the American South, and he said, "I am against the mixing of the races, but anytime a red-blooded American boy like Captain Kirk gets his arms around a gal like Lt. Uhura, he ain't gonna fight it!"

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Doesn't bother me personally because I can't drink (medical condition)... but holy shit, what an irredeemably smug dickhead.

>>92336371
>gets hit with a hammer
>gurgle
fuck, did these guys watch 3 guys one hammer?

>>92366648
but beer DOES taste terrible

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>>92366781
I think most people have at least one beer they genuinely like the taste of. The rest they just tolerate. For me that one is Modelo

>>92366781
I don't think he's necessarily disagreeing, seeing as how he said he doesn't drink, I think he's just saying the phrasing is needlessly pompous.

Most people who drink alcohol regularly are usually fairly aware and scrutinizing, and will just say "this tastes like shit" if it does and be done with it, not try to prop it up like there's some sort of eternal social pressure to swallow down any swill you're handed with a smile. People still going through puberty might make a thin of it, but after a point everyone gets over the fuss of being able to drink under the age and won't delude themselves into acting like whatever they can get their hands on is sacred.

Heck the comic even has the guy he's preaching to say just that, just put your shit down if you're not enjoying it. There's no reason to be a showy prick. Why did he even tell him anything's fine if he didn't want anything? Just say you're good. There isn't someone waiting around the corner ready to put you in a chicken wing because you don't like whatever cheap shit's hibernating in someone's fridge.

Now I'm all heated. Shit like this presses my buttons because there's stuff to actually complain about and then there's just being whiny to be that guy.

>>92367224
>Most people who drink alcohol regularly are usually fairly aware and scrutinizing, and will just say "this tastes like shit"
lol no

>>92338917
>Son named after Earth father
>Daughter named after Krypton mother
What does it mean

>>92352801
Nationalists are generally known for transitioning their countries into militant societies which then get skullfucked by America and told to be limp-wristed economic centers.

>>92367252

lol yes

Not that anon, but I like weak shitty beers/largers, and very little else. I'm partial to Stella/Wifebeater. I used to like Bud, but it tastes weak to me now. That said, I dislike and will refuse any drafts (except Guiniess) or stronger beers or ales, as I just don't like them.

You get the occasional jokes about liking knats piss, but that's about it.

>>92367224

The entire comic is basically 'Pretentious and Condescending Prick: The Series'. I suspect the author is someone I wouldn't enjoy chilling with.

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>>92353680
France also fucked us by using vehicles we gave them in World War 2 without painting over the American symbols, making the north propaganda paint us as a villain long before we were ever involved.

Any of you chitluns want to know how the Vietnam war began, here's a 1950's show called The 20th Century that was detailing the war when the Commies were just getting their claws in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWY9KbIXpdI

>>92366781
>drinks? drinks taste terrible!
That's how dumb it sounds to generalize. There are lots of different beers.

>>92367224
But many beers actually do taste really good when paired with the right food.

If you're just downing beer to get drunk, it's like any other booze.

But a nice stout and a hot pretzel? Not the kind from the bag, the kind from the oven. Oh fuck its so good. Or beer and pizza. Beer and a good hot sandwich.

>>92366781
Know what tastes terrible?

Soda after the age of 26 once you manage to break the habit.

I can't get back into that shit. Water or liquor is all I take now.

>>92333900
>he dont have to live in the nu-marvel universe
its true only the dead know peace from this evil

>>92367874

I can agree with that, though only to a degree. I still like the rare bottle of Iron Bru. Cola chilled on a cold day if I'm out and driving; but when you have to chill something for it not to taste like medicine or something, it can't be called good tasting.

>>92336371
>stop hiting yoursefl
fucking kek

>>92339506
Right

Because not wanting hordes of illiterate third worlders makes me a nazi

>>92333959
Muslims are just conservatives with a different religion

>>92368184
Second gen immigrants cause a boost to the economy, you fucking Communist.

Because the only color that matters is green.

>>92368279
plus the explosive part

>>92368313
Nah, the Irish Christians invented that shit.

They're just the mainstream normies catching onto the fad.

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How about the fact that Sinfest was once actually okay.

>>92368287
How do more welfare leeches boost the economy? and everything we've seen is second gen is just as radicalized and explodey as their parents. If not more so

>>92367451
Should've named her Clara Kent. Lara can be her Kryptonian name. Does Jon even have one of those?

>>92368399
Welfare leeches are everyone who squats on the same land for five generations and claims "muh heritage".

Also, the elderly. Which there are none of among refugees since they couldn't outrun the dogs.

>>92368431
And when the migrants get old what then? Import even more? What about when they get old

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This hamfisted SJW bullshit.

>>92368460
When they get old they become lazy useless pieces of shit too addicted to luxury to work.
So you spike the water with lead, cause a recession that jacks up the price of food and meds, then ship in more refugees. Like we've been doing in America since 1850 when those potato-suckers flooded in.

>>92368408
>that reused art
What is this, a sprite comic?

>>92368570
this has to be an edit

>>92368728
It is.

>>92368372
can you put an example friend?

>>92339506
>>92368287
A lot of the exploding people have been second or third generation immigrants with an identity crisis. There are such differences in lifestyle, culture and language that assimilating even a handful of them is tough. Taking huge numbers of refugees without forming thorough plans for the future means creating the same kind of situation that resulted in the civil war in Lebanon, or maybe even the fall of Rome. You're forgetting that it's a two-way street and it's not just about whether we can tolerate them; it's also about whether they can tolerate us, too. And so far, the signs aren't good.

Sure, Red Skull's using people's fears and manipulating them into a frenzy so that they'll be willing to cross some dangerous lines. But that kind of situation is made possible when the good guys refuse to acknowledge or alleviate the very credible fears that people have.

>>92333900
Never read this, but I know they killed Juston Seyfert in this event. They killed the iron-giant sentinel, too.

Juston Seyfert was my favorite Marvel character. Fuck this series.

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>>92368459
I wonder what Willis thinks of TTG and the TT OVAs.

>>92368388
That's kinda funny.

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>>92368990
Dude was broken, anyway. Mind Control on a friendly robot, who the fuck can beat that?

>>92367534
>America isn't nationalist
But the first part sounds good.

>>92333439
At least it was funny, unlike Etrigan or Kyle.

>>92368287
>Second gen immigrants cause a boost to the economy
Citation?
>The only color that matters is green
Globalist dog, people are not a means to make a profit.

>>92368351
They weren't suicide bombers, they were regular bombers.

>>92368974
In other words, Red Skull is right.

The idea that every writer both agrees with and is attempting to evangelize every point of view they present as a narrator or focal character is one that is so staggeringly simplistic and widely held that it blows my mind.

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Starling was the best thing about the New 52 Birds of Prey admittedly not a high bar are they pull this shit after only a few arcs with no warning

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Before One More Day there was this...

>>92360671
God fucking dammit. AUNT MAY IS 80. YOU ARE GIVING UP A LIFETIME OF HAPPINESS FOR SOMEONE WHO WILL DIE OF NATURAL CIRCUMSTANCE WITHIN THE NEXT DECADE. FUCK!

>>92366781
Eh, it's better than nothing.
Hard cider is for the real niggas.

>>92369124
Np, he's 50% right and 50% retarded while the opposite end of the spectrum is 50% retarded and 50% right.

Because if you ain't a moderate, you're a fucking piece of shit to a fairly arguable degree!

>>92369034
Actually, several characters have this power in heroclix. Moleman does this for monsters (Slattern, from pacific rim beats every robot in the game, including master-mold and nimrod, the best robots you'll find.) and Black Talon does this for everything. There is at least one more than I'm not thinking of at the moment. What DOES make this piece you mentioned awesome is that he's so much cheaper than those.

>>92369305
>AUNT MAY IS 80
back in the 60s, after 10 years of school work any other shit on his life...90. fuck you quesada

>>92369356
Moderates are the worst, no moderate has ever done anything worth while.

>>92369378
My point remains. People die, it sucks, but we move on. The one thing in comics, oddly, that I cannot stand is comic book non-perma-death.

Superman was the first "oh fuck, shit just got real." death in comics, the first time anyone cared. His in comic funeral was attended by members of the avengers, everyone in DC, and even Bill and Hillary were in the crowd. I cried my 9 year old ass in the nineties when this happened, 'cause Supes was my favorite, but to have someone be willing to lay down their lives for the right cause, only for that death to be reversed, negated, or retconned is seriously shit writing. It only serves to cheapen the purpose of the character's sacrifice.

In retrospect, a much better option than handwaving Supes alive again would have been to have his replacements all struggle to live up to him. To have the arrogant teenager grow into his boots, or the alien robot develop a soul in the memory of what was.

Killing a character in comics means nothing unless their sales numbers were shit, because you know they'll be back by next year. Fucking bullshit.

>>92366781
i like ginger beer...

>>92333465
>Didn't he come back as Ghost Dick?

You mean Dead Dick.

>>92366781
Weiss beer is God's gift to humanity

>>92368388
Why WOULDN'T you sleep with somebody who looks like Doctor Doom, though?

>>92336968
>nobody replied to the real nigga moment
it's okay, I got you bro

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>>92335791

>>92368287
Retard, in Germany second gen immigrants commit MORE crimes than first gen.

>>92368287
The immigrants refuse to assimilate into the local culture, they take the money and give nothing in return, they try to force their religion on everyone not them, they are nothing but a bunch of savage scum.

>>92360617
>Cuck this, Gobby!
I hope Hope wasn't ruined by writers

>>92352801
You'd be surprised
For example Italy had a period known as the "Lead Years", when there were a ton of terrorist attacks from both far right and far left organizations
The latter mostly focused on kidnapping, kneecapping and/or killing important people, including a prime minister of the time, while the former planted many bombs and killed lots and lots of people, with the help of portions of the military

>>92370433
jesus, I actually forgot about that

>>92336968
I'm sorry, but context?

>>92370746
it's a joke from The Boondocks wherein the narrator claims (and it is confirmed) that the mere act of throwing a chair in a public place (even with no target) can cause an angry riot

so it's a /co/ meme for somebody to post a picture of a thrown chair and for other posters to descend into madness

>>92353952
Wait, let me get this straight. The history of the fucking scarab is

>The scarab is magic.
>It's magic?
>It's magic
>Doesn't do anything/doesn't work
>Fuck it, I'll do science
>OH SHIT, SCARAB'S DOING SHIT FOR THIS KID
>Is it magic?
>No! It was Reach tech all along! For you see, any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic!
>...
>Jokes, it's magic.

>>92335791
This is totally written by a man. They have experience with backwards ass reasoning because that's all chicks run on.
>i HAD to cheat on you
is what it boils down to. as if they're not grown ass adults, equal people in life, they were forced to do it so it isn't their fault and shouldn't face consequences.

>>92360671
Fourth panel always reminds me of Card Crusher.

>>92371266
This stuff happens to 7 out of 8 women during cons. It has to, when you consider the amount of time people spend bitching about it.

>>92371266
that is actually really funny, don't know the context at all

>>92368372
What was the poinst of the piano solo?

>>92337514
"You don't belong here, mutant!"
I'll never forget this, Storm

>>92369124
No.

>>92368496
This what? Are you going to post it?

>>92335791
Hey play this in reverse and watch Tumblr screech about it:
>strong independent women off doing strong independent space things
>Comes back to find her boyfriend is sleeping with somebody else.
>Well you were gone!
>"Buh!" *woman gets slapped*

Anyway that whole thing was about as stupid as can be.

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>>92372003
it's always effective to reverse situations to see if they're sexist/racist.

>>92336968
I'M MAD!

>>92351170
Find a bridge, and see if you can beat the fastest time to the bottom, you sub-human sack of shit.

>>92337337
>Argentina
1992 Israeli embassy attack by Hezbollah, 1994 AMIA boming also by Hezbollah, an Shi'a Islamic militant group.
>India
1991 assassination of prime minster, blamed the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam. 2002 temple bombings blamed on the pakis. 2009 Assam bombings by the United Liberation Front of Asom.
>Algeria
2006 Banta bombings, islamic al-Qaeda affiliated organization.

So just India, and only one from the past five years.

>>92370433
>>92370657

so did I. I remember everone going "yeah the comic sucks when it goes full Israel dick sucking" but I forgot it was that fucking blatant.

>>92368459

Willis is a retard.

The entire run of Shortpacked has a hundred different rage-inducing pages.

Let's not get into Dumbing of Age.

>>92336968
FUCK YOU!

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>>92336968
I'M MAD

>>92359572
I'd call it fucking with his OCD. Brainiac can't stand not knowing the answer.

>>92342778

So you're mad she was a convincing double agent?

>>92336268
It's not a paradox, its a riddle.

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I am MAD no one likes this but me

>>92373298
Writers shouldn't try to write characters smarter than themselves

>>92333652
He's right tho

>>92349861
Yeah whatever frog can't win a war against hans without any help.

>>92373484
I was liking the story when it was just in Standoff and his ongoing but I don't give a shit about bringing in all of 616 for drama. Tried reading SE and it was just a bunch of characters I don't care about. Fuck events.

>>92373660
No shit. It's Germany. What's your point?

>>92348254
It's just a joke. It's not meant to go anywhere beyond that

>>92333900
Where's the edit where he says "nothin personnel, kid"?

>>92373718
Croak louder frog.

>>92338917
>green arrow missing the bullseye multiple times
>kid has eye beams and also misses multiple times
C'mon man, all you have to do is stare at the bullseye in order to hit it

>>92368496
Please end yourself retard

>>92333645
cancer
>>92333652
he's right

>>92339506
>Red Skull said it so it must be wrong!
fuck off

>>92368496
>peace=sjw
What

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>>92373872
>can't even read
I'm not going to spoonfeed you, child.

>>92367874
fresh juice and smoothies are good as well
but I haven't bought any soda in years

>>92368287
fuck off
they removed pork from kindergarten menus because of cunts like you
assimilate or don't come here at all

>>92352801
>Nationalists aren't known for harming their nation
Heh, that's a good one.