The Future of Miles Morales

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>>92329017

>>92329017
He just nailed his Jessica Drew audition

>>92329017
How are you guys so dead inside that you couldn't just enjoy his preformance.

>>92330777
Anything other than ludicrous hyper-masculinity is frightening to modern /co/.

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>>92330777
There are people that didn't like it?

>>92330820
anything other than "strawman" is "strawman(2)" to "strawman target"

>>92330725

Goddamn, that kid's got some moves.

>>92330777
>>92330832
Some of us aren't trannies or fat women.

>>92330832
If you like that you should be shot in the face.

>>92330777
>Doesn't get naked
>doesn't paint himself in silver

But I'm supposed to enjoy this entry level R+B performance shit?
Nah son.

>>92333745
Pretty agile jumping around like that. It's like he's some kinda spidery man or something

>>92333911
Just lower your standards you'll be happier.

Wait is this the lip sync show or the movie awards?
Do people actually watch either of those?

>>92334018
lip sync shohw is hype

>>92334032
Looks lame as shit everytime I see clips or commercials

>>92334051
Terry crewes does that song from white girls. That's as good as it got

>>92329017
>Bendis is creatively bankrupt and shamelessly panders
Jesus, so accurate, stop reading my mind wise anon.

>>92334467
Can't I just watch White Girls for that?
>>92334535
It's been a well known fact for decades.

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>the kid actually has the balls to pull a fun stunt
>autists hating fun this much
>inmediately question his sexual orientation

>>92335038
Hes british, they have a history of crossdressing for performanxes.

>>92335038
>the kid is actually paid a gazillion dollars to pull a fun stunt

Fixed

>>92329017
so degenerate

>>92335038
>question
Tumblr seems pretty past questioning

>>92335038
Tom also wants Ultimate Spider-Woman to be in the future films.

Like, there is a fun stunt, and then there's two crossdressing instances one right after the other.

>>92336296
>"I think having a female Spider-Man clone in one of movies would be interesting" somehow equals "I secretly want to be a girl"

>>92333949
The pics posted are pretty easy movements that anyone in decent shape could do.

Now the coordination, endurance, keeping on beat is where the skill is at.

>>92335038
it's classic projection, Tom's dancing gives them a weird boner and now they're panicking and lashing out

Miles could be Bi

But Bi doesn't exist lmfao

>>92336296
>Tom also wants Ultimate Spider-Woman to be in the future films.
Okay and?

>Like, there is a fun stunt, and then there's two crossdressing instances one right after the other.
Are you fucking retarded?

>>92329017
I just thought the rumors that Holland is gay were just a funny meme based around his tweets about his friend...then I saw this video.

He's just a little TOO good at this.

>>92337779
He's either doing this to score as much titty as possible or he is in fact actually really really camp.

These days women go for feminine-looking men with pretty faces (Eddie Redmayne and Tom Hiddleston are good example). Even the hunkiest of manly men such as Chris Hemsworth look kind of feminine.

>>92337778
>>92337778

not that anon, but I bet you think Hugh Jackman is straight too.

>>92337779
You just know he gave his "friend" a lapdance after that

>>92338402
Hsve you SEEN Hiddleston dance? It's not as gay as that.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7GaO0oMniMQ

>>92329017
I want to have sexual relations with Tom Holland

>>92335038
>immediately question his sexual orientation
He takes his 'best friend' everywhere, they're almost always together, have been seen wearing matching necklaces, are extremely close and touchy with each other, and even went on vacation with each other just before Christmas, just the two of them. There's also been blind items about Tom being gay way before this.

>>92329017
No one should be this sexy but here he is