Voltron: Legendary Defender

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gotta love the mice

>>92320716
Should be black paladin Lance.

>>92320716
Wish the hiatus would last forever

>>92320841
That's a cute male Pidge.

Bex interview:
>http://letsvoltron.com/96

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Not bad, OP. The constant fandom drama's always entertaining.

Anyway, I asked around a while back, made this and then forgot. However, this seemed to be the general consensus of /vld/ ship tiers. Discuss.

>>92320716
Not enough shippers yelling at each other

>>92320973
How did Shance rank so low? I don't care for it, but I don't see any degegerate Shancers parading around, or the ship being worst than Heith or Kidge.

Also, how is Pallura god tier? Only because it's the only yuri ship?

>>92321072
Found it all in a .txt file. There was probably some pallura input in the thread.

Shance is generally known for being lewd and degenerate, though.

>>92320973
Hunk/Shay belongs in god tier, at least. Sheith is way too high.

>>92321194
Nah, sheith and sheithfags are pretty gold. If I judged all the ships by their shittier fandom members they would mostly all be in the garbage tier.

Hunay is good though, I might move that shit up anyway because i too want hunk to stick his cock in a rock

>>92320973
>shaylurra
>anything but garbage
But that's wrong.

>>92321839
>you'll never have Lance's delicious feet inside you
why even live?

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>>92322069

Is there a set date when they dump new Voltron?

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>>92322069
>not keith's stinky delicate little feet
Poor life choices.

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>>92322368
>stinky

I hate how everyone but me who enjoys Voltron is either gay or female.

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>>92322283
September. Should probably be some more con panels before that to tide us over, though.

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>>92322450
The real Shiro would never turn up his nose at Keith's dirty little toes.

>>92320716
Yo what is Janna doing here?

>>92322457
I'm a straight male, hi.

Pidge is adorable, but I feel she's being wasted as a character.

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>>92322822
What kind of storyline would you prefer she have? The stuff she has going with her family is pretty interesting, in my opinion?

>>92325664
Pidgetron, an all Pidge spinoff.

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>>92320973
Swap shance and sheith, fag

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Small Pance dump

>>92320973
This is good although I think Sheith should be lower. Only because it's one of the biggest ships and produces some delusional fuckers too.

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>>92326385

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>>92320973
>Shlav
>Mice
>Transcendent Tier

>Pance
>God Tier

I accept this good taste.

>>92322457
I can't imagine how the fans of the 1980s Voltron feel about it. They're probably in their 30s-40s now, and they probably find hard to believe the majority of the fan base now are female teenagers.
>>92322822
People are only now interested in Pidge because she's female now and they want to bang her.

>>92326433
Someone explain to me how Lance and Pidge are like Simon and Nia.

>>92326497
It's not a crossover that makes sense.

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>>92326422

>>92326497
They aren't.

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>>92326544

>>92326497
I think it's supposed to be self-indulgent and that's it.

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>>92326574

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>>92326618
I want Pidge to turn Lance into a degenerate like her.

>>92320716
Another thread? What is there to even talk about?

>>92326682
Pidge pegging Lance

>>92326704
>getting pegged by a reverse trap
May as well fuck a real boy at that point

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>>92326682
I think every few days is fine.

>>92326574
That is really cute.

>>92326921
If lance was also into guys he'd pull some /a/-tier "dfc futa tomboys" argument to justify it

Anyone see lesbianalluraweek yet? Literally the only fic submission is transPidge explaining Earth sexualities to Allura as she takes notes.

This is what counts as yuri/shoujo-ai nowadays? Really?

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>>92326574
Think anyone plays an instrument?

>>92329252
>transPidge
I wish this would die already.

>>92329267
Pidge plays flute
Hunk plays drums
Shiro plays piano
Lance plays trumpet
Keith plays guitar

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>>92329385
I wish all the Alluras in lesbianalluraweek didn't look like they got stung by a bee or burnt to a crisp.

They literally look like a white character wearing blackface, it's that bad.

>>92320973
Sheith should be lower.

>>92329252
>lesbianalluraweek
Didn't this start out as some sort of backlash towards Kallura?

>>92329607
It did. Lesbian Allura never existed before Shallura got itself BTFO.

>>92329641
>Making lesbian Allura just to spite anti-shallura people
How progressive

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Stop talking about shipping.

>>92329252
They refused any shaladins to participate, also added tons of retard rules, like no Allura/Pidge. So no wonder all or their art submissions not just ugly - they are hideous.

>>92329741
Stop posting DBZ in voltron threads

>>92329825
Shut up, reaction images are allowed ya bint.

>>92329607
Yeah. Before it was you can only ship Allura with Shiro. Now you can't ship Allura with any guy. So they made her a lesbian as an excuse. Funny how it was never lesbians who came up with this idea.

>>92329900
Fair point, but if we're not setting rules on each other, then we can talk about shipping as much as we please. You can always bring up something else you want to talk about in the meantime.

>>92330002
It's the bi girls who did it. They always start the most drama 2bh.

>>92330018
No, shipping is lame. Stop talking about it.

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>>92330051
Joaquim agrees

>>92330042
That explains our threads. We are 80% bi girls and we never shut up about tumblr.

>>92329460
That's what happen when you ban all good artists from your event.

>>92330104
>steven yeun
Has he ever mentioned any ships? The dude is super quiet and never participates in cons.

>>92330164
He's gonna come out saying he ships Sheith or something and the Klancers kill themselves.

>>92330190
Steven Yeun is smart not to stick his dick in fandom crazy. He participates in the show, but he doesn't get involved in anything fandom related beyond signing things or answering panel questions.

>>92330190
Sorry to bust your chops, but he's not retarded enough to throw rocks at a hornet's nest.

>>92330164
He sorta mentioned Kallura once. Klancers were trying to decipher what he really meant. There was a lot of theorizing about how the "romance could be between anyone" suggests Klance. It's like how they started to believe Bex was a Klance shipper after she mentioned them in an interview.

Ms-paint anon here, taking requests for shitty doodles yet again. Man, this thread is slow for a friday, new discussion time I suppose.
If anyone was to die next season, who would it be? My guess would be Lotor kills Coran.

>>92330827
Nah, Coran is going to be there until the very end. I do wonder if they would use the son subplot in VLD or just leave it alone.

>>92330827
Slav or mice will die.

>>92326230
t. Shancefag

>>92330827
This fandom has nothing to talk about, that's why. So all that's left is bitching about the same bullshit that was bitched about last thread.

No one will die except for red shirt Galra. The main good guys are untouchable.

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>>92330886
old allura x new allura?

>>92330969
Anon, all Galra are red shirts.

>>92320973
I approve

>>92330404
Do they still think that? Bex seems like she ships everyone for a laugh.

>>92330827
I'm on a hiatus from these threads until SDCC comes with the S3 trailer.

The only thing left to discuss in these threads is tumblr drama and maybe I've been here far too long, but I'm tired of seeing it. Same with the galra OC fanfic spam that usually takes over these threads.

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>>92330980
That sounds hot, so yes.

>>92330928
Nice try, Cova.

>>92331215
First they condemned the Klocusts, and I did not speak out—
Because I'm not a retard.

Then they condemned the Shalluroaches, and I did not speak out—
Because again, it's shit.

Then they condemned the tumblr drama, and I did not speak out—
Because I too didn't see how it was relevant to see the same types of tumblr complaints over and over again.

Then they condemned me—and there was no one left to speak for the galrafags.

If you guys wanted to Galrapost so badly, just say so.

>>92331363
Its annoying, but what I say shouldn't matter since I could be the only anon annoyed with the way these drought threads are.

Keep your chin up.

>>92331441
I don't want to right now, I want to wait until the end of the thread. Everyone can agree that it's better to not waste replies on our fake lore before it's the thread hits the bump limit, so we just wait until it's close to that or has hit it.
But this is all a moot point for this thread anyways, it looks like it's gonna die due to the severe lack of new voltron content.

>>92331490
AT LEAST NOW ANDROID USERS CAN USE VOLTRON STICKERS!

>>92331509
Galralore is basically the only things keeping these threads alive lately. But these threads have been so fucking bad in the last month, with exception of one or two, they pretty much deserve to die.

>>92331509
Yeah the Let's Voltron guys haven't made a good podcast in some time. I was hoping for some show interviews.

>>92331548
As a biased Galrafag I'm going to say the Galralore is the only good thing that has been here in the past few threads.

>>92331594
Galralore is the only good thing to come out of these threads for the past month and a half, easily. It's the only reason I even bother to come here.

>>92331623
Same here. I'm always itching to see when the Voltron thread is nearing its throes so I can Galralore for 200+ posts as it goes into page 10.

>>92330164
He's mentioned kallura a bit. Can't remember what. And he has done a few crossover pieces that could be taken in a pance manner.

>>92331735
I am glad there are people who remain who like our stuff. There's been a lot of bitching lately. these threads are so dry, all that's left is bitching though. Galralore is the only non-cunt behavior in these threads.

>>92331868
I've been laying off the Galraposting since people have been whining about it. But if this thread manages to live, I'll Galrapost near its death

>>92320770
At least you haven't abandoned us yet Mice-Anon.

>>92331982
Same here. But this thread is basically running on fumes, so I'll be shocked if it lives. Unless someone posts some drama for everyone to get butthurt about and it starts a chain of shitposting, as per usual.

>>92331982
>>92332133
Personally I think you guys are a little weird. Only because it gets so fetishy half the time. But you're still alright. I'm just hoping we get to see female galra.

>>92332276
I personally don't subscribe to the dick vagina thing when I Galrapost. It's something I ignore because I don't care for it, but I still have fun with the Galraposting.

I really want to see female Galra in Voltron. I'm going to try and ask that question in SDCC.

>>92330886
>coran's son
No, please, this fandom won't handle another pretty boy!

>>92332276
Do we get fetishy? I guess the dickpussy thing is, or the sexually bullying Svendak crap that happened a while ,back, which I thought was trash and didn't participate in.

Most of the stuff I post is just cute or silly stuff.

But yeah, agreed, I want to see female Galra badly. There us that one Galra in that crowdshot from the con teaser who looks like it might be female. But the quality isn't good, so it's hard to tell.

>>92332327
GARRET A CUTE!

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>>92332439
He could be beautiful in new Altean redesign.

>>92332530
I'd honestly be up for Garrett appearing in VLD. He's most likely going to be sob bait and the obvious red shirt character, but I want to see Coran be serious and happy and cry.

>>92332551
We all know, he'll become another shipping fodder for Lance the moment he revealed.

>>92332599
Larrett?
Garance?

>>92332335
I'm an awful person so I was fine with the sexual bullying.

>>92332639
I ignored the sexual bullying thing. I also ignore anything usually involving Best and Worst Lotor. The joy of Galraposting, you can ignore somethings, and still have fun overall.

And I like the dickpussy thing.

>>92332551
Bex is on the newest Lets Voltron but she's phoning the interview in and the audio quality is not that good.

>>92332335
I'm pretty sure every 3 galrafag lore sessions have an instance where we start getting a little lewd in descriptions of Sendak/Eyebrows. That and the people trying to force the lotor incest weird people out who just want to talk about voltron related things.

>>92332699
We never get that lewd with Sendak/Eyebrows in my opinion. There's definitely way lewder stuff that gets posted here more often. But point taken, all the same.

The Lotor incest crap is just another thing I mostly ignore.

>>92332693
I'm just sad that Best Lotor is marrying a space Jew.

>>92332699
Sendak and Eyebrows are separated for a while due to their jobs. It's only natural for the two to get lewd. Like the time Eyebrows sent a dick pic due to having a lapse of judgment.

I just started watching Voltron two days ago, and so far, I'm loving it.

I just finished episode 5, the Eye of the Storm where Coran gets the slipperies, but I gotta say that it gets on my nerve that I find Zarkon much more annoying than threatening.

>>92332759
I remember that dickpic talk, such nice..Hey! I know what you're trying to do, don't sway me into galrafagging early!

>>92332782
I wasn't trying to, b-baka!

>>92332778
If there is something I have to criticize about season 2 is that they really made Zarkon seem like a buffoon that only wants his slutty black lion.

>>92332778
He was more threatening in season one than in season two. He basically became "muh Black Lion" in season two.

Also, I wish I could forget Coran's slipperies happened.

>>92332846
>>Also, I wish I could forget Coran's slipperies happened.

I thought the slipperies was disgusting. When Pidge ran to throw up, I felt the same way.

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>>92332782
Sendak sends him pics like this all the time.

>>92332869
Yeah, it was pretty bad. It begs the question though, does Haggar get them? Is it a once in a lifetime thing? Did Zarkon like it when she got them? I bet he did.

>>92332878
Th-this is a good model picture.
Nothing more, nothing less, no galrafagging no sir.

>>92332759
>I'm just sad that Best Lotor is marrying a space Jew.
You could save him from his troubled marriage. Maybe he runs away and lives a quiet life as an artist somewhere. His fate is in your hands, anon.

>>92332918
It makes everything on an altean slippery
Everything :9

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>>92332935
It is. I prefer him with one solid color though.

>>92332948
His fate can come later, when the thread is nearly dead and-
Ah screw it, can't control bored anons, now can I?

>>92332918
Zarkon may have a penchant for whorish black lions, but it doesn't mean he's has a pig disgusting fetish like the slipperies.

>>92332948
Wait, wouldn't that just make Sincline the hei- Oooooh now Sincline's the crown prince!

>>92330965
No shit, Sherlock.

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>>92332983
>implying anything about Haggar is pig disgusting, even her slipperies

She is a beautiful woman and Zarkon is a retard for not smashing that very night.

>>92333025
Zarkon was smashing her hotter sister instead.

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>>92333025
every night, even

>>92332983
Best Lotor fucked off on his marriage, he was tired of not being with someone he truly loved. His art is critically acclaimed for it's unique imagery of his pains and desires.
(Now to move to the better sibling)
Even though Sincline isn't his father's favorite, he proves to be a more than capable ruler of the galra empire. It helps that he looks like his father as well, so his popularity as an emperor doesn't lower much. Too bad Zarkon will always find a flaw in Sincline's actions....

>>92333042
Is this why Haggar hates Lotor?

>>92333093
Zarkon loved Haggar's sister but then she died. Haggar thought she could worm her way into Zarkon's heart but Lotor grew up looking too much like his mom and now Zarkon thinks his own son is the sexiest thing. Haggar gets cockblocked by two generations of Altean hotness.

>>92333093
She hates Lotor because he is a hateable creature by default.

>>92333067
Sincline always had the better potential for leadership compared to Best Lotor be it due to his humility, and his various leadership roles while at school or his military training.

Keith and Svendak always make sure to let Sincline know they are happy for him. Though Sincline wishes he could get that pat on the back from Zarkon.

Zarkon hangs Best Lotor's art in the palace. There is an entire hall dedicated to it.

>>92333093
No. She hates Lotor because he's a shit.

>>92333093
I like to think Haggar has a complicated relationship with her sister and these feelings carry onto Lotor.

>>92333143
Arguably Lotor's most controversial painting is one that depicts two sides of Zarkon. The loving, kind leader on the right, and the ruthless, brutal censorship and genocide on the left. This was one of those rare instances where the supreme leader was furious at his son.

>>92333215
Zarkon was mainly upset because of the hypocrisy of it all. Best Lotor never batted an eye at genocide or propaganda, especially when he was the one doing it, but now that he's a hermit suddenly it's baaaaaaaad.

>>92333219
It needs a Sheirt
Because it sounds like Sheith a little
I'll just shut up

>>92333093
He probably resents her for having shapeshifting powers so she can look like a Galra while he's stuck in a freakish hybrid aesthetic.

I just finished the new podcast and I am ever so slightly disappointed in Bex. Only because she is very fond of the idea of a asexual/aromantic Pidge. It didn't last at least. Someone asked a question if there will be lgbt characters in the show and her answer was that it is a good possibility, but they don't NEED to show it. This tells me other than kallura, the cast may not be shipping anyone together though.

>>92333427
I know a lot of people like Bex, but I'm not fond of her? She seems to be the type that says one thing but goes off and says another thing.

For example, she said Pidge is 100% female. Then later she tells someone that someone has the right to think she's a transgirl.

I'm like, Bex, Bex. Just because you're a lesbian doesn't mean you have to pretend you give a shit about social issues.

So I'm on episode 8 right now, and I love the fuck out of this

So far it's trying a bit too hard to mimic the animu style, but the characters are surprisingly well-developed and the choreography is fantastic (that gladiator fight in ep. 3 was legit quality)
Pidge is my favorite waifu so far

>>92333525
I see no problem with what she said - it's basically "I have one headcanon, and you could have another one"

>>92333427
Now klancers would believe that klance is already canon, it's just not shown.

>>92333604
It's just something about her that rubs me the wrong way. I don't hate her or anything. And people don't seem to understand when she's making an obvious joke, like the Klance comment in After Buzz.

>>92333525
Where did she say the second one? I'm a pancefag, but mostly in hoping she does get a hetero romance because i don't like the message it sends that because she's not "normal" she has to be gay or anything else like that. I will admit diversity and representation can be good things. But falling into stereotypes is definitely not.

>>92333631
I think it's unlikely that Lance won't have a love interest in the next couple seasons. Not a girlfriend right away, but definitely someone who reciprocates his feelings. I say this because it will be one of the easiest ways to bolster his feelings of inadequacy if he has someone like that.

>>92333646
The second comment was in a tumblr.

And I do agree with the stereotype thing. To me the worst thing they could do is make Pidge the lesbian because of stereotypes. Everyone expects the tomboy dyke girl to be the carpet muncher.

>>92333779
Or the tech head to be asexual. Her being hetero is one of the better things that could happen to her character. I would argue that Romelle or Nanny if they make it in the show would serve as better lgbt representation. If not some of the galra characters.

>>92333930
A sexy cougar lesbian Nanny would be up my alley.

>>92320716
Lotor: Well if it isn't Pinch, Thunk, Lank, Grief, and Schmo. Come to surrender?

>>92334022
How would Lotor even know who Shiro is?

>>92333525
I think she's more on the side of live and let live when it comes to fanshit and headcanons.

>>92334027
He DVRs gladiator matches.

>>92334079
He has several Shiro action figures.

>>92334027
Lotor: You know, Haggar. For as much as you rag on about how much a failure this Shiro is, he doesn't seem to have much trouble fooling your plans. What does that make you, I wonder

>>92334119
Haggar would tell him that it's fake to antagonize him.

>>92334270
>*Lotor playing with his gladiator dolls* OH LOTOR YOU ARE SO STRONG *makes his Shiro figure kiss his Lotor figure*
>"WHY YES I AM. COWER BEFORE MY SUPERIOR GALRA GENES, CHAMPION! OH WHAT'S THIS? *Lotor gets a second Shiro figure but it's shirtless* CARE TO JOIN?
>"OH PRINCE LOTOR YOU KNOW HOW TO GET ME GOING~" *Lotor presses the Shiro's chests together*
>Haggar walks into this display.
>"DID YOU SEE ANYTHING HAGGAR!?"
>"No I did not see you playing with your dolls, again."

>>92334326
>The second Shiro is actually Ryou
>He makes the Ryou doll eat chicken nuggies by Shiro's hand

>>92334373
H-how does Lotor know about the nuggies?

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>>92322462

>tfw no one will ever ask for the name of that Unilu girl from the Space Mall episode so it'll be easier to find art of her

>>92322457

Hello fellow hetrosexual male. I sure do love boobies, don 't you?

>>92325696

Reminder that PidgeXPidge is cancer.
Pidge/Pidge is the patrician ship.

>>92329252
>>92329773

>Lesbian Allura
>not interracial big brown tiddy pressed up against pale flat chest action with Pidge

What's the point? The only other options are literal whos.

>>92329385

It'll never die. Maybe the AroAce headcanons will die if Pidge ever gets a crush on someone. Do you guys think the SJW Pidge fans would freak out if Pidge hooks up with Lance or an ayy lmao like they did when Samurai Jack got with Ashi?

>>92330104

Link to that interview?

>>92334397
Galra empire spies hehehehehehehehehe

>>92334406
Fuck you, Pidge with Pidge (shipname Pidge) is the best one by far

>>92334406
There probably will be some who say Pidge is too young. I am expecting a good number of them to be klancers. Here's to hoping Pidge will be the one to help Lance with his insecurities.

>>92334406
>Link to that interview?
https://youtu.be/NznToeu_5nA

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>>92334406
>I sure do love boobies, don 't you?
Yet we love the most boobless of the bunch. What a paradox.

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>>92334545
Small boobs are still boobs. She can't be completely flat...right?

>>92334572
Her boobies were a decent size in the flashback. The baggy clothes hide them.

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>>92334572
Binder? Am I not the only one who finds them sexy for some reason?

>>92334629
Her binder was probably just a compression tee. Anyone asks her about she would just say she sweats a lot and the undershirt is better than pitstains. Also imagine this. While at garrison she would not have shaved her legs.

>>92334744
Pidge strikes me as someone who wouldn't be shaving her legs anyway.

>>92334768
She might be one of the rare ones who don't need to. She's not particularly mannish at all to begin with sonic doubt she has a lot of excess hair.

>>92333525
If she told people they couldn't have their own headcanons then they would fucking lynch her.

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>>92334744
The Garrison must have been awkward.

>>92335248
Honestly there's also the possibility she enrolled as a girl named Pidge, considering there's no difference between the male and female uniforms.

Goddamn, why is Allura such a racist bitch to Keith over his half-blood? I get it, Galrans destroyed her planet and civilization, but he never betrayed her and he was the closest paladin to her since he joined Voltron.

>>92335358
Teen girls aren't always the most logical of people.

>>92335358
She's a hotheaded teenage girl.

>>92335358
Because she has daddy issues, she is not in check with her emotions, and she clearly is a bit racist. So, the idea that someone she trusted rather unconditionally was suddenly known to be a race that she dislikes (not wrongfully, considering all the Galra have done to her people) she let that racism win over logical thought.

It's really not that unbelievable. It makes her shitty, but... realistically shitty.

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>>92334629
>bandage binding
Binder superior. Mostly because ace bandages result in a really gross chest and damage.

>>92333525
Bex is what all shippers/headcanon producers should be like. Chill with everybody's ideas because it's fiction and doesn't matter that much.

>>92335669
Oh, I know. They're quite visually iconic but a really bad idea.

>>92334744
Who is the sweatiest/stinkiest paladin who makes everybody else uncomfortable in elevators?

Pidge is definitely sweaty, but probably at least uses deodorant.
Keith used to live in a desert hut with little running water. Probably used to being crusty.
Shiro seems like he probably takes anxiety showers, so is clean.
Does Lance hide his naturally strong and awful body odour with beauty regimes, shave his legs and pits etc?
Hunk probably just smells good and like cake, though.

So I, uh, just finished the entirety of Season 2, and I gotta ask one thing...

Why did Shiro disappear and why the hell is Zarcon still alive? Overpowering and pampering a villain this much is such a huge amount of bullshit.

>>92335816
The answer to both questions is probably quintessence magic. Shiro's either been transported or is spending a couple episodes in the astral plane before being flung across the galaxy again because he can never catch a damn break.
Also Zarkon's a big buff tough sorcerer Emperor who has reigned for 10,000 years, his magic probably kept him just about alive, but in a coma.

>>92335810
It's a tie between hunk, Keith, or the alteans. Hunk because he's a big guy and while he's a good chef, he doesn't have a good chance to keep his diet stable. Keith and the alteans because they're not human and would smell different because of that.

>>92335919
When Keith found out he was Galra it suddenly made sense why everyone used to say he always smelled like wet dog.

Why are we talking about sweat now? Is that something people find hot? The fuck.

>>92322368
Post your feet headcanons
>Shiro: Missing the left pinky toe after a sword got dropped on it in the arena.
>Keith: (canon) Delicate, pretty, v. cute.
>Allura: High arch, long toes and an Alteanish smell.
>Pidge: Has problems finds shoes that fit that aren't in the kids section.
>Hunk: Broad and squarish with short toes.
>Lance: Long, like flippers, good for swimming.
>Coran: Gorgeous

>>92336983
Some do. My best guess is to keep the thread alive. But you also have to take into consideration that it's prime Eurotrash Degenerates' time.

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>>92334545

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Why is it that when I ship something it always end up the least supported/popular? Its not even that crack of a ship.

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>>92334572
They're never gonna grow it in the show so we have to make due.

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>>92337881

Sweat and feet chat is still better than what the threads have been turning into lately.

The galrafagging used to be tolerable and even kind of cute, but lately it's just the same clique shlicking off about how their content is the savior of the threads and bitching about anyone who says different. It's real fucking bad when people try to discuss the actual show but it's drowned out by galrafags posting about THEMSELVES.

Honestly they need to fuck off to a discord or something, their shit is completely unrelated to the show at this point. I would rather the threads just die, because watching them transform into the up-their-own-ass furry fanfiction club is worse.

tl;dr galrafags are cancer, inb4 "m-m-muh whiners, ACKSHUALLY galrafags are super polite and the best behaved posters etc" FUCK OFF

>>92337961
trying to save thread with some baiting I see

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>>92337881

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Just question, does all this general do is spam lewd pictures of Pidge and Allura or inject its own fetishes into the show or something?

I actually expected a higher-quality discussion, does that only happen when the show is no longer on hiatus?

>>92338196
No, it usually spams lewd pictures of males, human and Galra. Discussion ended months ago, now we're waiting for SDCC and S3.

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>>92338196
You expect too much of us.

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>>92338196
Its not that bad, atleast its not fujoshit posting about Klance or Galra shit.

>>92337286
I hope they never post here anymore because people will just keep REEEEEing and complaining whenever they appear.

>>92338730
They're all gone because of Eurovision.

>>92338196
>does that only happen when the show is no longer on hiatus?
Considering it's Netflix, I'll give it two or three hours of discussion before going back.

>>92338761
It starts in 4 hours. Plenty of time to shit up the thread. But I guess it's not meant to be today.

>>92338821
Depends on how many bombs the season drops. Lotor has to be interesting. Especially if they make him shit.

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>>92338761
>mfw all my friends outside of europe are more excited about eurovision than I or eurofriends are
>we will never have it as good as we did when Lordi won
>all it is now is boring pop ballads because 90% of the fun acts get sieved out by the time the contest starts and countries just vote for their neighbours

>>92337881
Because you have good taste and you don't care about tumblr's bullshit.

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>>92338324
Hope the klancefags get shafted even more in Season 3, to be quite honest. I know a lot of the saner ones who have just jumped ship at this point because they're tired of all the pic related shit, so maybe the fandom will implode in onto itself for lack of content soon.

>>92338961
Yeah, I don't recall a memorable song from the past few years. And not only is the voting highly political, but countries send out performers that are minorities and force in folk elements into every song just to get a higher chance on winning instead of just picking a truly amazing artist and a good song. Sorry for euroshitting

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>eurovision
Episode where the paladins are forced to infiltrate a musical contest disguised as a terrible band.
>Punk rock Pidge.
>Shiro wears a revealing bar singer dress.
Make it happen Lauren.

>>92338730
The complaints are so funny
>They try too hard at being gross!!
Who the fuck cares man. And the whole point is to be gross.

>>92338761
I hope Australia wins. It's my favorite European country.

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>>92320973
Wait wait wait, you're telling me that people are actually shipping the lions?

Does that mean porn of that exist despite how giant metal cats aren't attractive in any single conceivable way?

>>92339863
>not wanting to fuck a sentient mecha
I've definitely seen porn of Lance being held down inside his lion's cockpit and drilled mercilessly by mecha dick.

Pidge is not for ship. Pidge is for angst and suffering.

>>92329252
>This is what counts as yuri/shoujo-ai nowadays? Really?
Tumblr only allows fluffy, healthy lesbian ships now. No smut allowed obviously. The lesbians I know are fucking pissed at them and want more fucked-up pairs.

>>92338761
Holy shit a honest thank you for reminding me.

>>92339863
Well I don't care about the lions but I definitely have a robot/mecha fetish, not a rare fetish either
I'm sure robosexual furries exist too, so...

>>92341102
I have a robot/mecha/cyborg fetish too, but not for the lions. I don't have one for Voltron either. I prefer sentient robots.

>>92339781
delet this

>>92337881
Yes it is, anon.

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>>92335358
Maybe because he's a filthy half-breed
GAS THE GALRA, UNIVERSAL RACE WAR NOW

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>>92342444
Then what were you doing HERE!?
You're probably pregnant with his Galra babbies as we speak.

>>92342444
>>92342527
Is Allura a race traitor?

>>92331249

>>92330980 here; that's adorable! <3

>>92343527
I don't think her father would think it. He seems like the kind of guy who promotes Galrafucking.

>>92338324
Anyone got a source on this? Reverse image searching isn't helping much for some reason.

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Reminder they will be your LGBT representation.

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>>92321117
True.

>be a Shancefag
>like it for the fluff potential
>99% of Shance fanwork involve Lance crossdressing and calling Shiro daddy and Shklance

I'm not even surprised, just disappointed

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>Hey, Anon! Come swim with us!

>>92339900
Where would one find such degeneracy, if only to avoid it?

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>>92345972
I'd suggest avoiding Jaspurrlock's blog entirely, anon.

>>92345588
Keith has best cheeks

>>92346495
They're probably very pert. A small but firm handful.

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>>92340693
But what is suffering and angst without someone to share it?

>>92346099
You're a paragon of virtue and you have my gratitude, anon.

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You guys do know that Keith's going to end up dead by the end of the series, right? You know he's going to be the 'ultimate inspiration' for Lance to finally pull his finger out and 'be a leader', right?

>>92349962
Although I do kinda want Keith to die, its not for Lance to do anything but just so Shiro can suffer more as he watches the kid who was supposed to succeed him die pointlessly.

>>92349962
>>92350036
How very dare you. Keith did nothing wrong.

>>92350372
I couldn't care less if he deserves it. Hell its probably better if he doesn't, I just want Shiro to suffer more.

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>>92350372
>t. Keithfag

>>92350592
Sounds like someone's jealous of best boy getting best story arc.

>>92350036
Please forgive my retardation, I meant Shiro. Sorry, had Lance on the mind at the time.

>>92329267
I have a feeling that Keith definitely has an angsty harmonica thing going on.

>>92350902
Lance can play Wonderwall on guitar.

>>92330042
I don't think it's a bi girl thing. It's just the raging hormones of fourteen-year-olds with too much time on their hands.

>>92351157
The gay men here won't hear otherwise. Bi girls are always the problem.

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>>92339096
What is this #GiveShiroANewVA2k17 shit?

>>92351157
Yeah, Shallurans were about as bisexual as I am. As in they don't fucking care about pussy at all. They are all over Klance porn, but don't want their (Shallura-placeholder) lesbian ships to be drawn in a lewd way.

>>92351290
Anti-shaladins thinking they can get Josh fired because he's fine with Shiro ships, which for them = pedophile.

>>92351383
You think they are straight girls who pretend to be bi? They can be "queer" without denying their attraction to men and claim "biphobia" which can be used against and gives them more oppression points than homosexuals. It's just like all the transtrenders calling themselves "non binary" and shit.

>>92351157
The people who popularized identify as "bi" or "female-leaning bisexual"

>>92351571
The main tell is when you ask them how they feel about pussy. Never 100% trust a bi girl who's only fucked men.

>>92351157
This is exactly what it is, but no one in this thread will listen.

>>92351264
>Bi girls are always the problem
I'm a straight man but even I can see bi girls make up the most vocal and annoying groups

>>92351652
But that's a biphobic statement

>>92351670
They're too busy crying about their own oppression.

>>92351689
It's easy for these teen girls to identify as bi or non-binary. It's not as extreme as lesbian or trans man but you still get to whine about oppression shit or act like you're more discriminated because of "erasure".

>>92351745
Exactly. These faggots in this threads talk about bi girls more than bi girls talk about themselves.

>>92351571
Eh, I can't really know, and I don't go deep into their blogs, but I see a trend of them focusing a lot more on male lewds while most of the female character art they reblog is vanilla.

>>92351652
Some bi girls are more attracted to men though.

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>>92351568
Fuck that shit, tumblr people are freaking crazy

>>92351806
I thought the majority here was bisexual girls.

>>92351806
Some of these people talking about bi girls are bi girls like myself. The community is a fucking wreck.

>>92351652
I asked one of them once and they told me they don't think about genitals because it's transphobic. They were fine with sick jokes but they mention of pussy and it's suddenly "transmisogyny".

>>92351884
Every Tumblr community is a fucking wreck, because Tumblr itself is a wreck that attracts teenagers in an age of over sharing everything. It's hardly unique to one group.

>>92351864
This thread is full of bi girls like tumblr.

>>92351864
It is. It's bi girls dominating the discussion once again but they defect everything onto the gay guys.

t. bi girl

>>92351621
They call themselves sapphic bisexuals lmao

>>92351932
Carpetmunching is transphobic

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>>92351830

>>92351806
>thinking it's not bi girls talking about themselves again

>>92351780
I've seen them think that transitioning to a trans man makes you the most privileged person. Even more than cis men because you have both AFAB privilege and male privilege. Being non-binary gives better oppression points on tumblr.

>>92351823
Then why do they want a seat at the gay table?

>>92351806
I'm a bi girl, dumbass. Why would gay men even care about pussy debates?

>>92352316
Their lesser attraction to women makes them just as valid and queer.

>>92352316
Bi people aren't 50/50 with their attraction, even if they do prefer heterosexual relationships.

>>92352322
You missed a few theads.

>>92352365
>valid and queer
Why do you all talk like this?

t. straight man

>>92352401
I've been here for every single thread.

>>92352417
They've been on tumblr too long.

>>92352417
Probably because they spend too much time in lgbt-spaces.

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>>92352426
>>92351290
>in an alternate reality some group of anons get to enjoy milf pidge and shota shiro

>>92352365
Actually you're less "queer" or whatever the fuck when compared to a lesbian.

>>92352506
That's not true. And lesbians discriminate towards bisexual women.

>>92352506
No, we are just as gay as any lesbian. It's just different.

>>92345142
Solidarity, my dude. I don't know what it is with the shippers in the Voltron fandom, but they always seem to mess up the in-show character dynamics for shipping archetypes like bdsm shance or space parents shallura or shoujo cliche pance. It's honestly frustrating to see.

What the fuck have bi women done to this thread.

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Let's stop the fucking "how gay are bisexuals" discussion right here. Enjoy Shance

>>92352638
Stop acting spooked. We have always been 90% of this thread's activity.

>>92351780
It's annoying as they give genuine bisexuals a bad name. As an actual bisexual person who's been with people of the same gender I've experienced as much homophobia as a gay person. I don't even read as straight people usually assume I'm gay.

But because these people are just latching on to calling themselves bi and never express it IRL or experience homophobia then gays lump me in with them and don't take me seriously. Shit sucks yo.

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>>92352583
>No, we are just as gay as any lesbian.

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>>92352672

remember when the big cool robot made a big fire sword and killed the big bad robot and they made a big shout and it looked all cool

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>>92352702
More.

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>>92352702

>>92352708
I'm sorry, you must be in the wrong thread. This is a thread about bisexuals and lesbians and such. You may want to try /lgbt/ for Voltron.

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>>92352497

>>92352238
I remember something about lesbians being privileged because of monosexuality and are thus comparable to straight people. Shit is wild.

>>92352758
i liked when they met villain man and he fought the lions with himself and all his different weapons

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>>92352776

>>92352758
Don't forget to blame everything on the gay men.

>>92335358
To play Devil's Advocate, the Galra did kind of Holocaust her people. Not to mention, due to the cryogenic freezing, it's like it just happened to her so the wound's still fresh.Like >>92335568
said, it's shitty but realistically shitty. Plus she's the type to let emotions get in the way of everything, so that definitely adds spice to the racist stew.

>>92352785
I just discovered a "monosexual privilege checklist". Haha, what the fuck am I reading?

>>92352849
Everyone is a faggot on 4chan, faggot.

>>92352758
What's /vld/'s take on straight people?

>>92352815
He was much better in season one than in season two. Watching him go up against the lions one on one was great. Too bad he became MUH BLACK LION in season two.

>>92352903
They're fine but they would be better if they were bisexual master race.

And this is why I sometimes wake up to purged threads.

>>92352923
This.

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>>92352903
Who gives a fuck? All this circlejerking over Tumblr and whether people eat cunt or suck cock is pure fucking cancer in these threads.

No one gives a fuck what sort of genitals you like in your mouth, or even if you don't like genitals in your mouth at all. Shut the fuck up, you stupid Tumblr obsessed attention whores.

Post some fucking Voltron, or let the thread die. Let's fix Hunk, because god knows the writers have fucked him all up in season two.

>>92352849
They're pieces of shit.

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this is why voltron threads shouldn't exist until SDCC.

>>92353047
Shut the fuck up and take your bi girl dama elsewhere.

t. also a bi girl

>>92352908
he was barely in season two and it seemed like he was just getting zapped in every episode he was in

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>>92353011
>taking the question seriously
ok

As long as he doesn't regress into controlpanel-licking retard again, I think he should be solid. I'd like to see him as the actual "Heart" of the group he's supposed to represent, since he didn't really ever unite or give morale to the Paladins, he's just a cool dude.

>>92353124
So Kallura will be like other mecha couples?

>>92353047
>>92353165
Ladies please, there's no need to fight over me.

>>92353183
He was in two more than one I thought. But agreed on the getting zapped thing. They took away some of the threat in season two to me. All the same, I still think it's stupid he jobbed so early. He sorta feels like a misused villain overall to me.

>>92353239
Yes. Every one of them.

>>92353193
I'm so sick of people bitching about bisexuals and all this other dumb Tumblr shit in the past many, many threads, that it didn't even register for me that your question was a joke. People are simply that retarded here, hat I expect someone to ask that shit seriously.

Anyway, agreed. The Balmera arc in season one was probably the most boring overall, but it gave us insight into Hunk being the "heart" of the group. It's a shame they haven't shown any of that since then. They've also just cast aside his smarts and engineering genius. If I'm not mistaken, even his VA commented on how he's a bit tired of the food and fart jokes.

>>92353267
cutee. I hope we get to see more of the three of them together. Their friendship's probably my favorite part of the show

>>92353310
Like what? I don't watch much mecha stuff

>>92353165
Sucking up to the gays and lesbians is never going to make you more accepted.

>>92353368
Yeah, and I think the creators also acknowledged his overuse as a comic relief. He'll have a lot of room to improve in the next 6 seasons. It was painful to see Pidge taking over solving the ships hardware problem while all Hunk had to contribute was that it looks like food. Instead of being scatterbrained he comes off as straight up retarded, and he even licks the Olkari's bracelet UI.

>>92353437
They use their love to kill some monster before the girl usually ends up dead some stupid way.

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>>92353539

>>92353743
I just want the bi girl drama to end in this thread.

>>92353437
Alura is gonna get naked and she will need Keith to rescue her. She will get draped in a cape or something to hide her nudity.