Was their a more irratating shit in a cartoon movie?

>>92320156

The most punchable face in existence.

>>92320156
Is that a grown up version of "THAT'S CALLED COW TIPPING!"?

>>92320156
Don't say that about Jonah Hill.

pff you would have acted the same way

>>92320156
>gets cucked by "arch-nemesis"
>gets so triggered to the point he wants to kill him and destroy the town

Not at all.

>>92320476
Im not a speghetti dropping douchebag lile he was

Megamind is seriously underrated

>>92320476
>pff you would have acted the same way

This. Half of 4chan already believes the only thing keeping them from getting the chick they want is a buff body and acting like a "alpha male Chad" while being paranoid about getting cucked and going on about why people in movies don't just kill the villain.

>>92320598
Megamind's entrance to challenge Titan still might be one of the best things in a cape movie.

>>92320639
You'd be surprised how many normal people, not necessarily normies just not socially retarded, there are here. The rest is a vocal minority, a meme, newfags who think that's how they fit in and containment boards failing to contain them.

>>92320598
>>92320667

They just needed to cool it with some of the reference gags and music cues, and it would of been a real classic. Not to mention the marketing was a real nightmare.

>>92321369
you'd be surprised at how fucking social retarded some people on here actually are, you can't even imagine it

>>92321508
I didn't say there aren't any, just that I doubt it's half or close to half of people here.

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>>92321501
>Not to mention the marketing was a real nightmare.
Its been almost ten years since it came out, refresh to me how the marketing was fucked up

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>>92320156
>>92321645
It all makes sense now

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>>92320156
>>92320459
>>92320476
This is literally Jonah Hill's typecast character. Fat piece of shit can't actually act.

>>92321808
Is he wearing a bra?

>>92321663

They lacked self awareness. Also this was coming off a long line of vaguely uninspired films with poor scripts that was only really broken up by Kung Fu Panda and How to Train Your Dragon. The former of which had the same smarmy sort of advertising.

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>>92321911

Shit forgot pic.

>>92321875
no, but he should

>>92321508
There's more normal people on 4chan than most people realize, but yes, the retards are extremely socially inept.

Like shit, look at most Batman/Spider-Man threads.

>>92320639
Thats rk9 anon, i'm just a regular chubby guy and i have a girlfriend it's all about personality, most people here have relationship either with women or man, some even have kids

>>92322159
>>92322114
that or you're just assuming it's memes. But knowing my life I would end up being the minority on 4chan while everyone was secretly well adjusted people.

>>92320476
>character gets superpowers
>goes crazy trying to fit superpowers into their old life and just get what they want

I mean, I get why... but if I got Superman tier superpowers randomly, I'd probably think a bit bigger. Not even sure I'd stick around Earth for too long.

>>92322343
>>92322159
show of hands, who's a well adjusted human being and who's all alone in the world and dead inside?

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>>92322159
>rk9

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>>92322343
Literally Andy French.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBrNjvUzhaM
I'm right there with you, though. I'm an all or nothing kind of person. I'm certainly not well adjusted and I've got all my eggs in the only basket that even has a chance of holding them. In the next couple of years my life is either going to turn out much better than average or I'm going to be completely fucked beyond hope.
>>92323353
It's a meme, you dip. Because it sounds like the Pokemon.

>>92322683
I'd test out if I could survive in space for an indiscriminate amount with no food nor water. I mean sure maybe I won't need to hold my breath but that won't be worth shit if I can't make it to another planet with supplies on time.

>>92323535
why?

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>>92323615
Because I don't want to die in the cold vacuum of space screaming for help with no one to hear? Oh and I completely forgot about black holes, never mind I think I'll just stay on Earth.

>>92323736
Black holes aren't even real.

>>92323750
Take your pseudoscience elsewhere, this is /co/.

>>92323750
Yes they are

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>>92320667
It's "Tighten" not "Titan"

>>92323772
>>92323794
Believing in black holes is the equivalent of believing in a god. There's absolutely no reason for the average person to even begin to think of the concept, unless they simply take another's word for it.

>>92323936
That's most science really

>>92323936
Black holes are observed by seeing how they affect that which can be seen around it. Same cannot be said about god, though it can be said about organized religions and their detrimental effects on populations.

>>92321954
They're both doing the dreamworks face

>>92323750
>*tips menorah*

>>92323936

I am really not sure if you are trolling or not, but black holes are not really that "out" there as a concept.

Fundamentally they are a consequence of the relationship between light and gravity, and that the denser matter is the stronger its gravitational effect. Read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwarzschild_radius

Basically, after matter goes beyond a certain density, its gravitational pull beyond a certain radius is so strong that particles would need to exceed the speed of light to escape it (so we cannot see inside of it, and "nothing" can move faster than light so...).

>>92323869
Why would you wear a mask that doesn't obscure your facial features? Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose?

>>92324118
fashion

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>>92324118

I can't help but wonder how things would've gone if he had given the girl the powers like he meant to

>>92324001
I get the concept of if we lived in a perfect world, religions would simply be a harmful plague on the human psyche, but you seriously can't believe that the human population would have gotten as far as it has without organized religion, unless you were one massive fedora tipper just as ignorant as the religios you hate.

>>92324277
The plan wasn't to give the girl powers. How would he kidnap her if she was also the superhero?

>>92323309
What if I'm all alone in the world and perfectly happy

>>92323309
I walk the line between both somehow.

>>92324005

Yes. I know the Boss Baby did the same thing but this was at a time where people weren't so fed up that they stopped caring about it. There was so much shitposting based on that poster alone.

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I've never immediately disliked a character so quickly in my life. I understand I'm supposed to hate him but I don't even find him charmingly hateable.

>>92324219
Gingers with jewfros wearing string on their faces are a bit more easy to recognize than guys with generic haircuts wearing Lone Ranger masks.

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>>92324686
What about Both?

>>92324118
I think thats the joke, the reporter doesn't even recognize him until he takes it off

>>92320639
No, I'd be a good guy out of an ultimately selfish desire to be loved and respected.

Titanic ego, low self-esteem.

>>92324844
I wish there were more jokes like with Lex Luthor as Barry when he takes off the mask and has no idea who he is.

Like if it wasn't for Dick's attatchment to Bruce Wayne I'm sure no one would have any idea who he was even if he didn't have a mask.

>>92324652
who from what

>>92320639
If I inexplicably gained super powers I'd probably use them for really mundane things like construction work, moving trucks or flying to avoid traffic.

I'd really feel no obligation to be a super hero. That seems like a pain in the ass.

>>92324946
storks

>>92324652
Still a great movie, though.

Is Mastermind worth watching?

>>92320156
this would so much better without the forced cakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4

>>92320639
/co/ is actually pretty chill

>>92322683
I'd be too scared to go into space without human government support.
It'd be so hard to keep track of where Earth is in the void that I might not even be able to make it back.

>>92325158
This is my fetish.

>>92324982
this desu

>>92325159
is that why they let /tv/ and /pol/ run a train on them everyday

>>92325131
Yes. The villain is refreshingly different for its time, and it has some worthwhile scenes. Just don't come in thinking it's gonna be a masterpiece.

>>92321808
He got skinny and then he got fatter than ever with War Dogs

Can't wait until he gets super fucking buff

>>92320476
He had the right idea for all of two minutes (use powers to steal some shit, but keep it low key and just live a comfortable life). Personally, I'd build a cabin in the mountains somewhere to chill in, but whatever. Who the fuck wants to be a hero?

Then he threw a hissy fit.

>>92325266
To be fair/co/ seems to whine the most

>>92320667
Oh god, it really was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehc2x4BleQI

I remember the first time I saw it, it was definitely a case of "Blown away because my expectations were rock bottom"

Dreamworks movies tend to suck, so when there's a good one, it blows my socks off, because the marketing makes them all look the same, so actually seeing them when they happen is always a pleasant surprise.

>>92323309
What if I was never human to begin with?

>>92325505
How do you feel about the HTTYD franchise? Personally I think they're better than the first two Shrek movies.

>>92325771
Not that anon, but I've only seen the first one.

That said between HTTYD and Kung Fu Panda, Dreamworks makes some quality films when they want to.

>>92325131
Yeah, Megaego is a pretty great flick.

>>92325184
Why would you ever want to come back?

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>>92320639
Nah.

>>92321954
God I wanna punch Metro Man's smug mug so badly

>>92325116
That's not even right. The deco visuals were great and the wolves were funny but rest of the movie was hard to get through.

>>92322683
I wouldn't know what the fuck to do with Superman's powers. I'd probably HAVE to end up getting into the hero business just to keep from being bored. Having the public's gratitude would at least be a nice feeling.

>>92324778
Carrie's wasn't meant to be an actual disguise in the first place though, it was something she got at a costume shop.

>>92321581
You doubt wrong.

>>92320259
Well it was Jonah Hill in Cgi Form.

>>92326027
Are you assuming you'd be able to find aliens or did you just seriously ask why someone wouldn't want to play with rocks until the end of time?

>>92323309
I'm no Chris-chan, but I certainly wouldn't call myself well-adjusted in any way. I am more like a living prop.

>>92325233
That's why it's on youtube.

>Copyright """Slapstick Stuff"""
I don't understand why they even bother.

>>92325505
How does that building not fall apart when it hits the ground? It keeps going and even tears up the street.

>>92324001
If we go by effects, atheism has historically been far more destructive than any other ideology save for the Mongols.

>>92325505
Shame one of the better films will never get more traction since after Megamind they swore off "parodies".

Maybe Netflix can do a series.

Megamind as a global ambassador for Metrocity

>>92320476
First thing I'd do would be fly off to parliament and offer my services for whatever difficult thing they need done. Isis wiped out. An artificial inland sea. A mountain removed.

I'd demand millions of dollars for my services. Once I get them I'd sit at home and play videogames and watch cartoons.

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It makes no sense that the main girl would think Jonah Hill was a disgusting nerd but with Bernard she's all flirty.

>>92327211
I'd much rather have "parodies" like Kung Fu Panda or Megamind then the shit they're shovelling out now.

>>92327231
The usual answer is that personality matters more then appearance, but to be honest Bernard just plain looks like a fucking supermodel compared to Jonah Hill.

>>92320156

I actually like how they showed the dude was clearly not meant for superpowers.

The growing up with space mom/dad training scene was great, but I remember being perturbed when he beat up that mannequin and fried its face with heat vision going "ZAP ZAP" as the cheery music played

Titan also had 0 qualms about murdering Roxanne (or Megamind, who he immediately tries to kill with heat vision like the mannequin), and that bit about loose ends and cleaning up was surprisingly dark for a Dreamworks film (Roxanne would have been paste had it not been for Megamind intervening)

Dude was an insecure man-child who didn't deserve to be mocked, but also didn't deserve superpowers (as shown in the movie).

>>92327231

She can smell the desperation steaming from Jonah while Bernard kept his distance.

Once she knew Bernard was a Metro Man fan, she didn't mind being flirty.

>>92327231
Did they try to make him look like Bernard from Black Books or am I reaching here?

>>92327303
That's not fair. Everyone looks like a supermodel compared to Jonah Hill.

>>92322683
I like to shoot shit with my guns and then see what sort of damage my bullets did to the object, how far they penetrated etc.

I'd just do this with my cum instead.

>>92322683
>>92327000
I think the big thing about having Superman's powers is the degree of control I'd need to have. I mean I'm constantly breaking shit and I'm weak as fuck. If I had superman tier strength I'd have to touch everything like it was made out of 1 nanometer of high tension glass.

>>92327574
Gotta develop that light touch.

>>92327231
She didn't give a fuck about Bernard until they started to talk and she found that how much he wanted to know about mega mind, then help her, go to the park,read, etc.. it happened nice and organically, like any normal relationship

>>92327231
Bernard was Attractive and at first he actually just got to know her.
Hal from what we saw was always acting weird, and he was also her coworker.

>>92327708
>>92327714

Yea, Hal basically was a creeper and thought that once he got superpowers, she obviously would fall for him despite the fact that Hal didn't actually get to know her/spend real time with her.

>>92327792
Hey man bitches love Superheroes

>>92327863
That raises an interesting question.
Would you date a superhero?

>>92320156
He was literally /r9k/

>>92328380
A female one? Sure.
I'd probably date anyone I was attracted to period regardless of how inconvenient it'd be. Up until I fuck it up.

>>92328496
remember my super ex girlfriend? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj4j_ZmKCqc

>>92328603
Like I said, I don't give a fuck.

>>92327103
There's nothing on this planet worth staying for. There's way more interesting shit going on out in the universe, whether you find life or not.

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>>92327303
He's literally Ben Stiller in CGI

>>92330646
Meant for >>92327231

Fuck you Megaman was perfect

>>92327231
Hal was not only an ugly fuck but he was a desperate autist. Even when he was nice Roxanne could smell the /r9k/ a mile away, so she kept him at bay. Bernard/Megamind introduced himself like a normal person.

>>92323736
>>92323535
>>92322683
Dude, fuck that. You would fly out into the freezing void of space by yourself? And leave Earth? The loneliness and vastness of the void would drive me insane pretty quickly, to be honest. I just thought of a cool story. What if there was a "what if" where Superman flew into Deep Space and came back driven mad by the terrors he saw.

>>92329386
There really probably isn't. What exactly do you think would be more interesting, assuming no alien life?

>>92329386
Dude you would be crawling back to Earth after 72 hours of no human interaction. And you may say "I never leave my house anyway." You get tons of human interaction in so many aspects of your life, even just being on the internet. Space would be crushingly lonely. No man is an island, you wouldn't make it alone.

>>92332366
Physics.

I haven't seen this movie but it seems like like a Jewish charicature? Like why the hooknose and the Jewfro?

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>>92334330

>>92320156
>their
>irratating

>>92327231
T-man was too needy. Women want a challenge

Bernard was mysterious
Megamind was an asshole

Women want assholes they cant have

>>92320476
I can say without a doubt in my mind that i wouldn't.

That's not to say that I would be morally superior to him. I'd probably be worse in terms of sins because I know for a fact that in my heart of hearts Im still an edgy thirteen year old who thinks the Punisher was right.

>>92334487
>Megamind was an asshole
No, Metro Man was an asshole. Megamind was mister sensitive bitch boy

>>92334487
>tfw no woman will ever forcefully take your asshole

>>92334530
yeah but before that he was a destructive do what ever he want man-child

>>92325159
Used to be.

>>92320639
>Half of 4chan already believes the only thing keeping them from getting the chick they want is a buff body and acting like a "alpha male Chad"

And they are right. Else "why do we keep spreading our legs for buff Chads even if, and moreso - particularly when they don't give a flying fuck about us" wouldn't be one fo the most popular discussion themes on women blogs.

>>92334315
Those are everywhere, and in space they happen either too slowly or too far apart for you to see. All of the cool space physics videos are simulations.

>>92334762
Well they wouldn't be because they probably wouldn't actually be "alpha males" they'd just be them insecure selves with a better body but no actual charisma like the chads.
>>92334530
Metro Man was just kind of a douche. Megamind was Mr Sensitive Bitch Boy which made him an asshole

>>92334762
You are aware thqt womens blogs are visited by a specific type of women? It's like going to an amish festival and expecting moba competition. If you look in one place you see one thing.

>>92321663
>>92321911
plus they spoiled the twist about the other super hero, that seriously pissed me off back in the day