Why the fuck this ship exists?

The heart wants what the heart wants.

I don't know and it shouldn't
But I like it now

Isn't it just TCB that ships them?

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>>92318727
I don't know what this is, but I want more.

https://youtu.be/M6sItq8XW6M

>>92318727
http://teacupballerina.deviantart.com/journal/people-asked-me-to-so-im-gonna-explain-akubloss-314901016

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It's uncanny.
But gains some credence for its adorableness.

Not my OTP tho

>>92318727
OTP

>>92318727
>>92319015
post more fag

>>92318996
So, it's because some autistic retard thought they look cute together and drawn a lot of fanart about them? It's basically the same thing as those shadow/shrek fanart

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Cracked ships are desired simply because they are cracked. Add an iota of credence to the ship though and it spoils quickly. Blossom and Aku however will never spoil because it is that outlandish.

>>92319141
Not to mention the whole theory about how SJ universe and PPG's universe are the same universe.

>>92318956
this music is autistic as fuck
from the thumbnail it looked like a dumb comic reading or something

>>92318795
Me too for some reason

>>92319279
>samurai jack ends with him saving the past
>he then takes a one way trip to the future to be with ashi
>it's completely different, a bunch of happy towns, but no ashi
>he decides to live there and becomes a scientist
>eventually decides to have kids of his own, but without ashi he makes his own
>accidently drops some of the evil aku is made out of into the mix
>AND THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN

Chemical X is Aku.

>>92318762
Jesse Cox pls

>>92318727
Because aku gets to crush some power puss and blossom gets some tentacle love, what's not to love?

>>92318727
Because Aku is in your internetz, stealin yo waifus.

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>Akubloss gets all this attention
>while the patrician PPG crack ship goes ignored

Fangirls projecting themselves onto female characters and putting them with their bad boy husbandos.

It's the same reason why Synlet is so popular.

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And people have the nerve to criticize Jack.

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>>92318727
"Aku's fairly ingenious manipulation of Blossom and how he drove her to murder the other Powerpuff Girls greatly aided him in the final conquest of Earth. By using a combination between emotional manipulation, feigning love, outdated 'redpill' relationship hypothesis, and... Physical activity, Aku transformed the former champion of humanity into his greatest weapon. The end of the Powerpuff Girls came in 2025 at the Battle of Townsville in which both Buttercupp and Bubbles were unable to fight their fallen siblings and were destroyed.

However, the Girls were just one obstacle of many in his way. His harem had began fighting over him and General. Scar had set up the Liberty Defense Perimeter. The Army of Darkness was about to get a nasty surprise..."
-The Encyclopedia Galactica

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>>92318727
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

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>>92321118

>>92319015
>I can actually read where it says "Blossom"
Well, I didn't expect to realize I am improving on my moonrunes in a /co/ thread about a weird ship

>>92318927
Becuase autisim

>>92318727
autism. that's literally it.

In concept art you see the Mothers face and she looked like an adult Blossom.

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>>92319279
>>92319403
>>92319405

>>92318727
The colors go nicely together

I always thought Bleedman had something to do with this

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>>92319356

>>92318727
Because one person who is a content creator really likes it

100% of ships are dictated by the preferences of content creators or people who pay content creators

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>>92319059
Sure

>>92321856

Stop lying anon.

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>>92323514

>>92320484
>His harem had began fighting over him
Aku is the lord of whores.

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>>92318762
A deer's gotta do what a deer's gotta do.

>>92323880
>Ginger
>All the daughters have black hair
???

>>92323880
that's from TCB's deviantART

>>92322024
It surprisingly makes sense. I mean, it's not like they actually elaborated on what Chemical X is.

>>92323880
That is not concept art, it's jokey fan art.

We see the High Priestess's hair briefly, it's black.

>>92319279
Everything Genndy works on has nods to other shows or Hanna-Barbara cartoons; Samurai Jack and Dexter's Lab did this quite often.

I want to say some interview with some of the Cartoon Cartoon greats confirmed they were just respectful easter eggs, not a not to an actual canon.

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CUTE AND PERFECT

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>>92324064
I've been telling people this for years.

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>>92324131
It wasn't intended, but it's easy to link the worlds together logically

>>92324064

>>92318727
Cause crack is a hell of a drug

>Where is her stump hands?
>Imposter!
>REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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>tfw a kid ships himself with a cartoon character
>and posts his arts online

>>92324181
>this is how I bardzo.jpg

>>92324597
>Claiming a waifu at young age
>Show to everyone his waifu and how his waifu loves him
Alfa as fuck

>>92318727
Because of one Anon who happens to be very high on both the autistic and artistic spectrums.

>>92318727
First time I ever saw such a thing

>>92323986
The power of Aku's genes/magic

>>92324597
He's not a kid

>>92326183
I wanna bang Empress Blossom.

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>>92325777
Confirmed

>>92326210
Way out of your league, m8 I bet you can't even shapeshift

>>92318727
It's so bizarre. It's without a doubt prime cringeworthy material, but it grows on you like cancer until you can't help but grow to like it. It's like something an elder god thought up just to fuck with people.

>>92326210
Knowing full well that it would quite literally be the last thing you ever did (since Aku would come down on your ass like it was fucking armageddon), would you still bang Empress Blossom, given the chance?

>>92326255
I'll draw it I don't even care.

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>>92326305
>something an elder god thought up just to fuck with people
That's exactly what it is.

>>92326255
pic related

>>92320127
Synlet???

>>92326475
Syndrome x Violet from The Incredibles

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>>92318727
You'd be surprised at how much autism can make it easier to persist.

>>92322920
Bleedman is more of a Dexter/Blossom type of guy. At least last I checked...

Well okay, that and Him/Blossom apparently...

Blosshim is better ship

someone dump Bleedman

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>>92326606
I feel like part of the reason why AkuBloss persisted for so long is because the artist had a disdain for DexBloss when it was REALLY popular.

Also, she ships Him with Aku. Yeah, she has a lot of ships for Aku.

Post daughters.

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how about that?

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>>92326829
and that

>>92322024
>unknown substance
>local legends tell it curses everyone who comes close
>VERY clearly in the middle of some sort of wasteland
"I'm just gonna grab that shit with my bare hands" -Prof. Utonium
Scientist my ass

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>>92326756
k

>>92326711
>DexBloss
Why was this a thin in the first place?

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>>92326829
>>92326909

And then Jashi happened.

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>>92326966
looks like he's using tools but yeah
professor has always been pretty clumsy

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>>92326183
I fucking HATE haughty villains more than anything else
Pic is the anger I feel every time I have to read/see/imagine one

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>>92327003
Because pure gingers who just happened to both be smart.

>>92327065
That's kind of the point.

>>92322024
>the last ingredient for making girls is concentrated evil

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>>92318727
Autism

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>>92327146
>implying the evil didn't go to mojo and him
>implying love didn't balance everything out

>>92327194
what a faggy version of that picture, neck yourself

>>92318727
One autistic drawfag that dont really get neither of the characters keep drawing and pushing it here.
In other boards this kind of autism would have gotten him permab&, but not on /co/

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I prefer Jacchi.

>>92327351
>This kind of autism would have gotten him permab&
>Would have gotten him
>Him

>>92327385
>implying it isnt a tranny.

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>>92327351

>>92318727
It is hilarious mostly due to how it is Samurai Jack canon that the PP girls are dead when Aku wiped out townsville.

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wait... so did Mojo jojo teach them to crossdress?

and why was there Chemical X in a prison toilet?

>>92327548

>Implying the PPG arent there because they are locked in an eternal battle with Him and Aku just moved in.

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>>92327504
May I state that this drawfag hailed from DeviantArt? And has been there since 2005?

I'm pretty sure she ain't a tranny.

>>92322024
So where does one find this comic? Is this Bleedman?

>>92327621
cnwol.tumblr.com

>>92327551

Mother fucker i had almost forgotten about bleedman

>>92327591

Are you sure? because these things have a way of creeping to you.

I had a Muslim friend, swore to Allah and back that he wasnt a terrorist, then one day *boom*

tranny.

>>92327515
Your argument is...?

>>92327808
That's still kind of a weird assumption to make, don't you think?
>>92327621
>Bleedman
Nope.
http://teacupballerina.deviantart.com/

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I only ship things that are canon

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>>92327766
Well he hasn't stopped.

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>>92328090
>Undertale and Slender fanart.
>Probably made either this year or late last year.
I shouldn't be surprised, but I am.

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>>92327087
AND OH HOW IT WORKS

>>92328090
Nope. Still lots of little fuckable lolis and the entire cartoon verse.

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>>92318727
Ships that have no chance of happening are just better.

Why? Because ships that happen or could happen on a show are cancer. Look at Jashi. If it doesn't happen, there's endless bitching and whining. But if it does happen, there's also endless bitching and whining and off the wall crazy.

It's bullshit.

>>92321587
I'm at a point where I can recognize most of the kanji, but my grammar is so shit that I only get the vague idea of what it says.

>>92326319
Without hesitation.

>>92318727
>those birthing hips

sometimes I forget how hot Blossom is

Bleedman is getting a little satured but still one of best fanfiction stuff internet has to offer

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>>92327504
>hurr there are no girls on the internet

This isn't 2004 anymore, lad.

>>92328285
>how hot Blossom is
She is redhead

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>>92328285
Buttercup is trash

Redhead master race

>>92328526
>redhead
>loving gingers
Shame on you and your taste.

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>>92319059
>aku doesn't wear clothes

My mind is BLOWN

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>>92328552
do we have blossom ahegao?

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>>92328090
>Slenderman
>Sans
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME

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Post yfw Jack kills The Guardian

>>92324091
Still could be Buttercup.

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>>92328623
I want to knock up this ghost

>>92324597
Consider that it's probably a little kid, this is too cute to make fun of. C'mon /co/, we all did this

>>92323880
But if she can fly and punch trough buildings then why doesn't she kill jack herself?
Unless her powers waned over time from her body adapting to her mutations causing her to age (at an extremely slow rate) and grow hands but slowly losing her powers over time to when the events of season 5 takes place she's basically human.

>>92329417
Aku captured and used the 3 girls as henchmen for years until dure to there waning power buttercup and bubbles were killed, Blossom survived simply because she was the smartest, Blossom deveopled a massive case of Stockholm syndrome for Aku becoming infatuated with him, when Blossom lost her powers to the point were she was no longer useful Aku lost interest in her.

>>92329269
then again, he has a good taste i have to say.

>>92329417
>>92329714
That would make a better episode than most to be honest.

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>>92329052

>>92323986
>look at me everyone I haven't graduated high school yet!

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>>92328570
But redheads are GOAT.

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God forbid we not post or mention Bleedman in a PPG thread

>>92324597
He is a kid...Right? So he self-inserts to some cartoon... Then he ships with a some girl character... Alpha as fuck.

>>92318727
Deviantart.

>>92318996
>.Blossom had a guiding light and a voice of reason to keep her and her sisters from doing what Aku did: Professor Utonium. Aku had no such morality chain and never really gained one. Imagine if Utonium had died in the blast that created the girls.
>Imagine if Utonium had died in the blast that created the girls.
Interesting concept for a fanfic. Has anyone done something like this - I mean, written about feral PPGs?

>>92327003
Because CN had a weird stint with it. It was in one of the Cartoon Cartoon Resort games, and I think it was briefly mentioned in one of the bumpers. So it caught on with the kids. Also Bleedman.

>>92328090
Is it bad that I kinda laughed when they both passed out dead

>>92328090
This is cuter than it shoudl be.

>>92333582
>just saw his gallery
>http://www.deviantart.com/tag/jacobxcarrie
wow, just, WOW.

>>92328520
Internet was better before too many girls got on. Facebook ruined everything. I miss you, late 90's internet.

Didn't know there was such content, now I feel the need to add more to this cancer

>>92332341
Bullshit. You need to love the blonde hairs.

>>92321303
Reading this in Mako's voice makes it EXTRA funny

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>>92326978

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>>92326978
>Because I have already tried it myself!
>that Blossom reaction

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>>92327003
CN was big into crossovers.
The 2000s were weird.

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>>92335846
These images are in no particular order btw

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>>92335865

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>>92335877

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>>92335894

>>92327146
That's why the rest of the stuff made with it always turned out evil. They didn't have "everything nice" to balance it out.

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>>92335903
Aku and Jack's face make a really good image reaction here

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As ridiculous as this shit is, the main girl (and I think ship creator) behind the fanart is a complete semen demon.

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>>92335924

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>>92335942

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>put a lot of effort into writing
>put a lot of effort into designing character personalities, what makes them tick, how they interact
>put a lot of effort into the plot and how the characters all fit into it
>I'll still never get as much attention as people who make an underage superhero girl and Mako fuck

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>>92335954
>yfw Buttercup/Dexter was the true OTP

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>>92335988

>>92321303
>"Unleash an unspeakable evil upon those little buttocks"
this grin won't go away
>>92332856
Welcome to the rest of your life, m8

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>>92335999
>Sweetpea
THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS

>>92335954
>even this comic remembered that Aku's teeth have red outlines

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>>92336014
And that's all I have so far. When I get the whole thing in correct order, I'll probably storytime it for shits and giggles

>>92318727
Bleedman

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>>92336039
Wait, no. I came back to post this from the comic.

>>92336144
>Crucifying dogs? Murdering my countrymen? Banishing a small child to the Pit of Hate? Nah, man. That's fine. But kidnapping tiny, helpless little girls? For shame!
What did he mean by this?

Who would win, Jack or Ed with a pebble in his shoe?

>>92336167
Jack comes from a society where not being able to defend your women and children is something especially shit.

>>92336201
I feel like Aku making everyone from Jack's village slaves is probably worse. Hell, I feel like a fair share of kidnapping AND killing little girls probably happened there. It's funny to think how grossly evil Aku is compared to the other cartoon villains from that crossover.

>>92335974
Post link fag

>>92335974
sex sells

look at the movie/tv industry

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:3

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>>92335974
Cry more effortfag.

>>92335924
>FOOL! The Scotsman toots as he pleases!

>>92327208
Why does no one ever point out how this gif blinks like crazy? Looks like shit.

>>92319102
No, no. People draw shrek/shadow as a ironic joke. This guy is just a crack shipping faggot.

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>>92335974
Advertise your shit and get gud faggot. You aren't owed attention just for doing something.

>>92337351

I can kind of see what's the issue. Easiest way to advertise your stuff is on social networks and imageboards, but if you try to do it, you'll have tons of people screaming at you for being a "shill" and "attention whore" and get told to get the fuck out. Seen it happen more than once.

>>92335930
sauce on this

>>92337372
Rep has to be worked up over time. Social networks are the best way to reach people, but you can't get anywhere if you don't put yourself out there.

So what if you're called a shill? Keep trying. Eventually you'll get people who like what they see, advocate for you, and recommend your work.

>>92337372
Fag, first of all, there will always be people ready to shit on you, you're going to have to fucking deal. Second, post your shit on tumblr/deviantart/drawthreads and you got the advertisement part down.
Here's a thought, hae you considered that perhaps your stuff isn't popular because it just isn't that good? Or that maybe you did everything right but the final product still ended up mediocre and uninteresting?

>>92337372
And how about you post links to your works fag?

>>92337620
This
AkuxBlossom is proof that it's the execution of the idea, not the idea itself, that matters.