Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how salty are ya?

>>92311677
How tough am I?
I made a Samurai Jack thread
[Spoiler]without any thicc

>>92311677
I watched an entire episode of The Nutshack

>>92311677
My wife doesn't want to see Wonder Woman in the theaters with me. It's not like we have anything else going on that weekend.

I poured a whole bowl of cereal for breakfast. Without any milk.

We were out.

>>92311677
I used all of tumblr's salt from the previous episode of samurai jack for my steak

>>92311677
I still refuse to call the president by his real name

I cry when I get called a new fag and then proceed to complain on Tumblr.

>>92311677
I wish I was a Jew, but I'm not, I'm salty as hell

>>92311677
I intentionally attack people verbally for hours on end in video games when I have nothing to do. I've gotten so good at lying that can talk my way out of punishment when I break rules.

I ruin most servers I go on.

I was insulted when people said they don't like Ashi, so I started making dozens of appreciation threads to be a safe-space for my waifu and have others comfort me.

Literally dozens of threads, every single day.

>>92312542
You MONSTER.

>>92312487
I don't have a pic of angry Colbert but imagine I just posted one in response to you

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>>92313828
Lemme help you with that
>>92312487
GLORMPF!!!!!

>>92313920
What was the story behind that image?
I don't watch his show.

>>92313975
/tv/ made a meme about how every Late Show with Colbert is about him talking about the current US President Donald Trump.

>>92314061
I know that, but what about the face? You konw the one. Whad did he say when making that face?

>>92311677
HUMANZ.

I think the Samurai Jack reboot is disappointing overall despite it showing clear potential to be good if it wasn't so disorganized

>>92311677
I still haven't forgiving adult swim for not funding season 3 of big 0 and using that money to fund a bunch of shit like squid billies and 12oz mouse.

This thread is further proof that this place really is reddit.


Saged.

>>92311890
>has a wife

WTF are you doing here? Don't you know this is kissless virgin central.

>>92311677
How tough am I? I suck dick for bus fare and then not take the bus.

>>92311677
The Earth's oceans were freshwater until I took a bath in them.

>>92311790
I watched two
without any subtitles

>>92317957
4chan is for everyone, silly!