Who wins?

Rick, because he is more experienced.

>>92295330
Ford becuase Rick would be too busy trying to show off to the audience how cool and nihilistic he is while making unfunny referential jokes that people don't get.

>>92295330
Rick has better weaponry and has been shown to be far more ruthless.

>>92295330
Ford: Darn it seems he has technology beyond my comprehension, but maybe if I...

Rick: WUBALUBA*urrp*DUBDUB GOD ISNT REAL, ROLL THE CREDITS I WIN BITCHES

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>>92295330
>Le reddit fight

>>92295487
I kind of like that Rick makes references that are too old for people his grandchildren's age to get. Like the "Little Richard" (Tiny Rogerts) thing in the season 1 that none of them got because he got the name wrong and no one else there was alive in the 50s.

Rick. How is this even a question?
He fucking struggled to kill ONE extra dimensional entity.
Rick literally made and sold weapons that killed such things just to get some tokens for an ARCADE. No contest. Don't even get me started on the work on portals.

>>92295330
Rick. Because it triggers redditors so much. Nihilism always triggers insecure brainlets. Its a shitty outlook and way of thinking but it really ruins people who are threatened by the thought of their outlook not being the smart choice due to ricks arrogance. Really petty shit, they must attack the threat immediately every chance they get.

>>92295330
>they kill eachother
>we all win

>>92295330
They both decide fighting in stupid, Rick kills OP for suggesting it, and they both go out for a drink together.