This scene in Wonder Woman

>ass sheath
muh dik

>>92283340
Weapons generally are carried in mallet space in almost all of fiction, yes.

so uh
that drawing is way thicker than Gal Gadot is

>>92283340
>implying Gadot has any ass

How do you think certain people can pull a RPG out of nowhere?

>>92283340
Gal gadot wishes she had that ass

>>92283340
I want my sword between those ass cheeks, if you guys know what I'm saying

>draw sword
>slice your ass off
I knew amazons sliced a boob off, didn't know they cut their ass off too.

>>92283340
>gadot
>ass
The sword is laid on a perfectly flat board

The hilt of the sword is resting on the dress.

Also is this really worth complaining about? I got a funny feeling that there's gonna be bigger fish to fry when the movie comes out. Terrible editing and pacing has been par for the course with the DCEU so far.

>>92283340
The back of the dress is holding it, like a hammock. Also that artist drew the sword too long, it seems like it should be 2/3rds that length maybe.

>>92283409
Well it's Frank Cho

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it's not a very sharp sword

>>92283340
gal gadot has barely an ass
see 0:29 for reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_i4XvgEVDg

it makes perfect sense

>>92283641
I mean, she is relatively invulnerable IIRC.

Pretty sure Wonder Woman isn't going to get cut by a sword sitting between her ass cheeks.

Her skin isn't completely invulnerable but she is at least a little bit.

>>92283340
thats a retarded place to carry a sword, its impossible to draw a sword from the back, and its hard to even grasp it that low on the back

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>>92283340
>implying Gadot has an ass
It's just resting on it nicely, like on a plank of wood if you will.

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>>92283734

>>92283641
>implying holding the blade and attacking with the pommel is a useless idea
Do you even sword mate?
Such practice was used relatively frequently back in the day. It's the only way a sword would stand a chance against a man in plate armour.

Well, if such a fight would last long enough for you go get a hit in, at least...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwuQPfvSSlo

>>92283768
you can grab it, you cant draw it

>>92283879
iirc blade had an ejector

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>>92283755
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did.

>>92283831
>It's the only way a sword would stand a chance against a man in plate armour.
You mean a small sword. A large two-handed sword does fine at bludgeoning a plate armor. and what's inside, even if it can't pierce it.

>>92284008
>bulding an ejector on your sword instead of wearing it at your waist like its intended because it looks cooler

ISHYGDDT

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>>92283591
it's officially this long

>>92284041
>WB fucking up New Line's movies before they even had them
Sad!

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>>92284041
>realism is more important than looking cool
>for motherfucking Blade
Get some taste, faggot.

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>>92283340
>Gadot
>with an ass
Bullshit my dog has more ass than her

She has an ass that'd make Hank Hill blush with shame

>>92283755
the saddest thing about that entire scene is literally every other woman standing in the background had more ass than her but Chimmy Chong there is forced to stare at plank for take after take

>>92284041
>edgy black a weeb not doing stupid shit because they think it's cool.
Have you met a black weeaboo?
>"Hey I heard you like Dragon ball"
>Shows his forearm long Goku tattoo
worse yet, lil me thought that was hot shit

>>92283363
I think i have a new fetish!

>>92283641
Her legs...god damn it it's not even aesthetic fit

>>92284184
>every other woman standing in the background had more ass than her
Well they are in Brazil.

>>92284276
lets be honest here, even the men in the scene had more ass than her

>>92284299
Well they are in Brazil.

>>92284214
For real, what's with black people and Dragon Ball?

So who would have been a legitimately good Diana?
>Dadario
No

>>92284331
Alison Tyler

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>>92284331

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>>92284331
Lucy Griffiths. Shes perfect

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>>92283363
>Berry the sword
>Pull it out and be crowned King Arthur

>>92284342
i can't believe that i'm saying that, but her tits are a little to big. i know that diana is stacked but alison have it a little too much.
>>92284331
Gina Carano

>>92284331
at one point Jamie Murray, she chased after the roll for years before giving up

>played Gaia on Spartacus
>Stahma Tarr on Defiance
>HG Wells on Warehouse 13

>>92284437
Looks just as skinny as Gadot, but more stacked on the tits department. I think the male tennis player you first get when you google "Jamie Murray" would be better.

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>>92283631

>>92284389
literally who

she looks like she should be modelling clothes in a lifestyle magazine for the over 40s who don't want to accept how old they are

>>92284399
who pushed her face back in like that

>>92284437
she can't even climb stairs

>>92284504
Go back to shooting your movie, Gadot.

>>92284432
>Gina Carano
She's somehow even a worse actress than Gadot, and she's a shortstack too.

>>92284571
>muscle hobbit

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>>92284331
Antje.
What a waste she was on Faora.
>>92284315
I think it's like fried chicken in that it's just confirmation bias. Everyone likes fried chicken but get a couple of excitable negroes and you have a stereotype on your hands. Same with DBZ, it's been one of the biggest animes in America since the early 90s.

I think she's too thin, always have. And I would've appreciated more boob.

I really didn't think I'd get annoyed with people bitching about Gal Gadot but here we are. You faggots praise Hugh Jackman a dude that looked and acted absolutely NOTHING like the character he portrayed.

>>92283631
based cho, best cho

>>92284968
To be fair 90% of this board was 10 years old or younger when they were exposed to Hugh. The board itself wouldn't exist for another 10 years after the movie came out.
It's kind of late to bitch at that point.
Gal is new. Also just a plain awful actress regardless of resembling Wonder Woman or not.

>>92284968
I've been bitching and moaning about Wolverine being a male model since 2000, tho.

I mean, eventually I just accepted it was pointless after like 5 movies.

>>92285054
/co/ was 2006

X-Men was 2000

point taken tho

>>92285107
i've been bitching and moaning about them being irredeemably bad movies since 2000

>>92285107
>>92285054
She's been wonder woman for two years though. The bitching here isn't going to change that. She's been in two movies already, the second out soon obviously, and is pretty much done with the third.

And the timeline doesn't really matter when the newest movie just came out. People praise Logan and it's arguably a worse adaptation than V for Vendetta. And not just of OML (which I hated more than the movie) since it barely attempted to adapt it but of the character at all. it was a middle finger to say it was "for the fans" when it wasn't.

Sometimes I wish everyone was a tripfag just to be able to call them out on their hypocrisy.

And for the record, I do think WW will be a vastly "worse" movie than Logan. Logan did some things okay but to see him praised and Wondy continuously bitched about is annoying. When I didn't think it would be.

>>92285320
And they weren't literal children who couldn't give a shit about actors or comic accuracy when Hugh was cast. The timeline DOES matter in this case since that's when their opinions were actually formed on her and her actual movie is just coming out.

>>92285380
Again, it doesn't matter that they "grew up on that wolverine" they shouldn't have. No matter how old they are. I thought Derek Jeter was the best player in the history of baseball when I was ten. I grew up and realized that was untrue. If someone cares about comics and cares about Wolverine Logan should piss them off just as much as Gal pisses off people that love wondy (and really I doubt most people bitching about wondy own a fucking issue of any of her runs. And yes, if they bitch about accuracy they damn sure better not just be fans of JL cartoons.)

>>92285567
It does matter. The fact Gal is fresh is why people are bitching.
Nobody is bitching about Wolverine because it's been almost two decades. They're used to it, and they wouldn't be saying anything nobody already didn't fucking know.
Gal is just coming out, there's still new shit to bitch about.
It's hot to bitch about.

>>92285808
it doesn't matter.

>>92285835
It matters.
Nobody is going to bitch about Wolverine like it's brand new 20 years after the fact.
If this place is still around, people probably won't bitch about Gal either.

>>92283340
>draw sword
>cleave cheeks off

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>talking with normie coworker about movies
>he talks about Logan and how Jackman is a perfect fit for the role of Wolverine because he has the hair and attitude
>mfw
I don't even care that much about accuracy to source material but jeez.

>>92285864
That'd be an issue if she didn't have buns of steel
It's not just a sheathe it's also her sharpening block

>>92285903
I think people's opinion on Hugh is one of the best pleb filters ever.

>>92283340
I can't tell if that is painful or sexy

>>92285320
V was a fine adaptation, but the politics that informed it had moved on

the problem wasn't that it deviated from the source, the problem was that it wasn't very good at explaining complex politics against a backdrop of punchies and alliteration

but then what is

>>92286019
V was a fine movie, I'd agree with that. It was a horrible adaptation, though, anon. That's almost inarguable.

Specifically because, as you said, "the problem was that it wasn't very good at explaining complex politics against a backdrop of punchies and alliteration" which is almost the only thing it needed to do in order to be a "good adaptation".

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>>92285997
>try to hotdog Diana
>chafe your dick on her buns of stone

>>92284401
Now all I can think of is Guts hotdogging his sword

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>>92286056
no, it needed to do two things

it needed to explain complex politics as stated

and it needed those politics to be relevant to the years in which it was released; the original's themes on totalitarianism and the mundane and often quite boringly sexuality-based excesses and boundaries of such reactionaries remained relevant, but the railing against Thatcherism went out the window with her - in 1990, when her own turned on her because she was patently insane

no amount of slavish devotion to that message would have had her legacy reexamined before her death, her 'state' funeral cancelled as an unthinkable extravagance in a time of Austerity for a leader of whom the best you could say is that she was divisive, or changed one bit the things she did to hurt her own people, let alone prevented those who came after her from going even further off the deep end with cuts on the state and a bullshit devotion to their own sense of self-worth as negotiators with Europe in the face of the facts

it would simply have been wanking into an envelope and posting it to a confused old woman who no longer remembered her own children, let alone the fact she'd been prime minister

so by dropping that, even though it meant the party became more 1984 than V, the film actually succeeds as an adaptation; they even got in some digs at Blair, the so-called heir to Thatcher

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>>92283340
ass-carrying your sword is one of a young Amazon's first lessons. You should see what they do with their lassos.

>>92284036
Oh well granted yeah, if it's big enough

>>92287505
This, she's got the blue eyes and the vague European-ness associated with WW. Shame they wasted her in MoS

>>92283552
Look at the original post I got a funny feeling too.

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>>92283340
That's nothing

>>92286059

I'd make it a 'whet' stone, of you catch my meaning

They can see it but they probably just assume it's jewelry/design of the dress that looks like a sword rather than an actual sword.

Fashion is really weird so it's entirely plausible.

people don't think gal is bad because she doesn't look like the character, it's because she has no charm

>>92283340
doesn't she have an invisible jetplane as well?

>>92289254
The problem with you analysis is that it was changed to being a criticism of Dubya, down to using a stand-in for 9/11 conspiracy theories. However, by keeping a lot of the comic's material intact it created a disconnect in presentation, because, as you pointed out, Thatcher-era political commentary had become irrelevant. Worse, what they changed for the film tended to diminish the dystopian aspects of the comic, which left us with what appeared to be a rather well-functioning if personally repressive society. They wanted Orwell, but only managed to give us Iran.

>>92291057
>a rather well-functioning if personally repressive society

It was relatively well-functioning in the comic too; what I saw in that film was a Britain very much alien to anything you might call free. I suspect much of the criticism levelled at it is on that basis.

Having seen it twice, however, and feeling that its flaws are very much evident elsewhere - there's that really long obvious greenscreen shot which is basically five minutes of exposition, for example - I'm not here to defend it.

>>92283831
her sword doesn't even have a wide crossguard, it would be literally useless to use it like that

>>92289574
>vague European-ness
She looks German af.

>>92292826
The Britain depicted in the comic is depicted as not functioning well. There is a general air of deprivation kept in check by government power; at the same time organised crime is powerful and rampant.

>>92292939
no it wouldnt, just not AS effective as it could potentially be

>>92293295
Oh, that was just the 80s.

One of my earliest memories is of two cops coming to the door, drunk, to "fine" my friend's dad. He was a big lad and he'd worked as a bouncer so he just kind of stood there not provoking them.

Five minutes later their colleagues caught up with them. Apparently they'd been to every house on the street trying to fund their drinking binge and someone had called to ask why this was happening, so a van full of coppers turned up and beat these two down in the street for it. Never heard of any prosecutions for them, though.

Fun times in the arse end of society.

>>92283340
You know damn well that thot gadot doesn't have an ass to hold a sword. whoever made that pic is a retard that can draw

>>92294385
Reminds me of those stories from French singers Gainsbourg and Dutronc who would go around trying to find riot police vans because they knew they always had beer to share in there.

>>92294385
Except even the elites were shown to have been very close to destitution. Compare that to the film, where everyone seems well-fed and economically fine.

>>92294668
Some of the elites. The wife of a party man fallen out of favour - she becomes a prostitute because she has no skills. She's always been a kept woman.

But obviously to support the clubs she works at there must still be those who are doing very well for themselves.

>>92294543
Ugh yeah they sit outside the nightclubs waiting for the drunk girls to "arrest". Nasty pieces of shit.

It's real "because of the implication" stuff, too. Still goes on, but it's not anything like as widespread.

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>>92293250
Anon...

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>>92284315
The protagonist comes from a race that was enslaved and almost wiped out by another race. Everyone looks down on them and calls them brutes and monkeys; this same race goes on to be the most powerful in the universe. It's empowering.

>>92295088
I'm saying it's not vague at all.

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>>92295228
Also the fighting, right?
I mean it's not like it's the only time Asian martial arts has appealed to African-Americans.

>>92284738

this, a lot of the black stereotypes are just things that everyone likes

>white women
>big butts
>fried chicken
>dragonball

>>92296084
>big butts
Literally only blacks like that

>>92296112

go back to Ireland

>>92296112
Im sorry anon, you have supreme faggotry, Im afraid its terminal.

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>>92296112

>poster who likes small asses in a Gal Gadot thread

>>92284401
>pull it out and the edges of it slice her ass open

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>huuuur she'll cut herself

>durf blurf butt stabbing

>derp a doo it must not be sharp

Do none of you mongoloids know what a scabbard is.

>>92283340
I don't even understand why she's carrying the sword like that in the first place.

>>92296112
>Literally
>What are Latino and Middle Eastern men
Whites like asses too, just not as mush as titties

>>92283831
>Such practice was used relatively frequently back in the day
Not really. If you were fighting a dude in plate, you weren't going to use a sword unless you lost your primary weapon. Even then, you're more likely to half-sword, i.e. choking up to get better point control to stab it in gaps and joints in the armor.

Mordhau, which is what you're describing, was more of a judicial dual thing and it gets talked about more than it was actually used due to memes, much like throwing pommels.

>>92284036
>A large two-handed sword does fine at bludgeoning a plate armor. and what's inside, even if it can't pierce it.
Nice meme, but wrong

>>92283755
Delete this I'm spooked!

>>92284315
Black people and Martial arts has been a tradition going back at least to the 70's and bruce lee.

In martial arts movies you could see movies with no white leads, made by minorities for other minorities.

See also: Wu Tang.

Oh look, it's the, uh, bad guy convention.

>>92283340
Queen's Blade?

>>92283755
She looks like Daisy Ridley with microcephaly.

>>92284401
the little dude was right all along

What did the Americans actually do or not do, to deserve the assistance of a demigod in their war effort? Aside from trespassing on Themiscyra, I mean.

>>92284315
Nothing
It's like fried chicken
Everyone likes it
But people only make a thing of it if black people like it

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>>92302326
I wish she followed her workout routine. and jawline

>>92295228
>this same race goes on to be the most powerful in the universe.

Only by losing there monkey like traits can they gain greater power that comes with blonde hair and blue eyes. But once they surpass that, they look more like a monkey than ever.

>>92304839
Not canon, now they turn into Redheads

>>92296112
Back to Ireland you potato loving shitter

>>92283340
It's a gladius, it's very short

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>>92302368
>Its CO history time!
Following the civil war, many blacks blacks in the south found themselves technically free, but destitute because they had grown up as plantation slaves and thus lacked startup capital, credit, education and marketable skills outside of farm work.

Needing a fast and reliable food supply, many focused on farming watermelons and chickens. Those food staples were chosen because they are fast growing, easy to manage, and much less risky an investment compared to, say, a cow that could lost to a single illness or theft.

White racists, seeking to discredit any and all black activities, proclaimed that these simple easy crops were the ONLY thing that the "unintelligent negroes" were capable of raising. This gradually transitioned into the stereotype of blacks being obsessed with watermellon and fried chicken that we know today.

>>92308000
Nigga, you never been to a Church's in South Central.

>>92308000
Is that John Stuart GL?

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>>92284331
Aly Michalka.

>>92308411
That's literally just Gadot with tits. I want my Diana to be tall and fit as fuck, someone you could actually imagine ripping a tank apart

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>>92308505
idk man, she used to be pretty /fit/.

>>92295088
>Croatia
>candidate
well that's an outdated map

>>92283420
>>92283517
Thank ThinkThins!

https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/wonder-woman-fans-angry-thinkthin-movie-promotion-deal-164218819.html

>expect another company war thread
>it's actually a /pol/ thread

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>>92308505
you blind as fuck dude

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>>92284331
>So who would have been a legitimately good Diana?

>>92309470
my god. if only.

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>>92283755
>>implying Gadot has an ass

>>92301376
>Martial Arts movies
>Made by minorities

Mate, there's more Chinese than anybody.

>>92285320
>She's been wonder woman for two years though. The bitching here isn't going to change that. She's been in two movies already,

Almost 4 years

and she didn't do any sequence of any fights scenes

Gadot can't do fight choreography

>>92308398
No he's Stewart not Stuart.
But that'd be a hell of a comic connection if Green Lantern was the descendant of Haunted Tank
>>92311993
If you want to get technical, they're still a minority.
There's no such thing as a global majority, the Chinese are simply the plurality aka the biggest minority but still outnumbered by Nonchinese. Even lumping all Asians together regardless of ethnicity they're still just under half the global population.
And anon was obviously talking from an Americentric view in which case Asians are a tiny minority in the States.

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>>92296112
>>big butts
>Literally only blacks like that

producers should do their homework before making castings

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>>92302326
>She looks like Daisy Ridley with microcephaly.

Daisy Ridley has a fine ass, senpai

>>92312133
by that logic you cant count the various kinda white people as being the same, thus they are also minorities

>>92312494
Daisy!

>>92296112
>He isn't an ass man

Shame

>>92312551
Yes.
In fact they're likely one of the smallest at this point. Though really that whole can of worms gets muddy really fast. With Asians it's easier to label in certain broad strokes while ethnicity like white or latinos become much more difficult due to shit like recognizing eachother differently or being heavily mixed.

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>>92285903
Have this one nigga.
its better.

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>>92283755
Dear lord give that girl a sandwich

What where they thinking with this casting choice, that girl is not snu-snu

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>>92312710
thanks

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>>92283340
FIRMLY GRASP IT

>>92283340
I mean with her super skin Wondy could probably actually safely sheath a sword like this and not be cut...but Gadot doesn't have the cheeks to pull this off, the sword would just slip out.

>>92296112
>he likes women with inferior long distant running ability who will be useless during The Hunt.

>>92284041
Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.

>>92312900
She's Jewish runway model. She got the job by showing up.

>>92299046

>much like throwing pommels.

This is, like, my favorite thing. It's like Roman graffiti of dicks. There's something deeply comforting in the knowledge that as a race we have always been stupid, memey cunts.

>>92313000
lol

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>>92312900
You remember the story of Photoshop in the Gal Gadot body?

>>92287443
Dammit, now I can't stop picturing it.