>Be a man and woman of consenting age

The level of autism is infinite anon, we just need to ignore, sit back and enjoy watching the world burn.

something something korrasami

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>>92270690
tumblr is tumblr, so their irrationality and insistence on interpreting everything as abusive/offensive is nothing new.

/co/'s complaints mainly have to do with characterization and how the romance was handled. Those on this board that are acting like heterophobic tumblrinas are trolls.

That being said, I love this pairing, but I think more than enough threads have been made for the purpose of defending it and sparking arguments.

Can we just make this a comfy Jashi thread instead?

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>>92270973

Ashi brings a whole new meaning to "chimpout"

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>>92270973
posting comfy Jashi

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>>92270973

>>92270973
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CGBSdYGA9II

>>92270690
Yes it actually has

>>92270690
>Be retarded normalshit (IQ 79)
>Overlook everything in a show for a fucking ship

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>>92270973

There are 2 kinds of people that hate jashi: SJW tumblrinas that hate straight people, and virgin NEETs that are mad because they can't relate to Jack anymore just because he scored.

Ashi is like a few months old tops how is that age of consent.

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>>92270973

>>92270690
I wouldn't mind it if it didn't give me such strong Oldboy vibes

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>>92270973

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>muh Hetros

>>92271703
Looks like you belong to the second group

>>92271703

>tips fedora

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>>92271703

>

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>>92271918
>Go into Jashi thread
>See another /pol/ fedora tipping human reject
>literally gets triggered by a fictional female
>There are people that are so KEKED from reality that just the mention cartoon character that happens to be female sends them into an autistic rage
>Call them out on thier bullshit and they can onle say "WELL UH YOU'RE JUST A KEK MANGINA"


PHENOMENAL!

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>>92270973
I'm loving the art that we've already gotten within days.

As much as I love it all, can't help but wonder how we'll look back on all this diabetic cuteness if it ends up that they can't be with each other once it all ends.

I don't think it'll be quite "Fry's dog" level of feels, but I'd probably be forever wistful.

>>92270690
desu It wasnt the romance but the fact that it was forced as fuck and no one asked for it.
Would had rather had this with one of the scottish girls DESU.

>>92271965
who the fuck says desu in 2017

is this a russian shill?

>>92271989
>doesn't know wordfilters

I think he's wrong but come on

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>>92271703
>>92271918
I bet you look like pic related

>>92271212
Ooh! I like this one!

>>92271230
I know it's bait but her and Jacks timelines were not lined up in episode 1. Her scenes took place over the course of around 20 years, while jacks were over around 4 days. when the episode ended, the timelines were lined up.

>>92272900
Even the risque stuff comes off as sweet and tender

>>92270690
look, it was out of NOWHERE

if we don't pretend to get mad over this, we'll lose the one argument against korrasami we have that isn't just "penis goes in vagina, you idiot"
then every other thread on /co/ will be bryke's dykes. you think i'm making that up? you just watch. EVERY OTHER THREAD. tomorrow. unless we keep being 'fair' and pointing out that this one was every bit as out of nowhere. even if it's an order of magnitude more sane because their junk is in diametric opposition as god and nature intended.

>>92272964
she's still spent -days- outside of isolation. is basically a child.
but nobody is bothered by that being true of Rapunzel because they went out of their way to shout 18! she's 18!!!
even though she is DFC
because fuck and a half, there are worse things in the world than a person incapable of consent getting a bit romantic. like for example, a person incapable of consent -doing anything at all whatsoever-

>>92273776
>if we don't pretend to get mad over this, we'll lose the one argument against korrasami we have that isn't just "penis goes in vagina, you idiot"
So we're just going to get mad on principle? Also, out of nowhere? Really? It was there, the romance was waving its big floppy dick in front of our faces, it was coming. Unless you pretended adamantly that it wasn't there or your love radar is completely dulled out, then it's your fault.

>>92270690
>being straight is now socially unacceptable

/pol/ warned you faggots.

But oooooooohh noooooooooo

Racists can't possibly be right about anything ever

>>92273776

One was transparent internet pandering performed to keep a show in the spotlight.

The other was not.

And Jack was established early on as being heterosexual.

But where is she in the preview?

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>>92274216
Either
a) a flashback
b) she's behind jack/off in the distance/split up to cover routes
c) She has the "morning sickness"

>>92274286
I'll pick C.

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>>92274286
Whoops forgot the pic

>>92272197
>>92271949
>>92271792
>>92271767
>>92271748
what did I lost?

>>92270690
>chimp
HA SPEAKING OF CHIMP
ASHI, AMIRITE? XD

>>92274419
>No mistakes into miracles
>No burning towers

2/10

Holy shit all this fanart is amazing and HYPERCUTE.

>>92274480

r9k chimpingout.

>>92274513
you fucking piece of

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EPIC SWEET AND CUTE

>>92271398
Goddamn do I ever love leg lock

>>92274419
pregnant ashi is a nice thing, and probably my fetish.

>>92273981
I'm just saying, few things are worse for your causes than hypocrisy
i didnt see any romance, man. i thought maybe sidekick at best.
i mean yeah, while they were fighting i saw romance, but that's just because that's how my parents were..

I wasn't big on Jashi at first, but the more I dwell on that episode, the more it sticks with me, and the more I dig them both. While I'll admit their relationship (and the idea of them developing a romantic relationship) suffered to hell as a result of the pacing, it really does seem fair that the two get together. Jack helped Ashi see the truth and open herself to the world, and Ashi gave Jack his strength again and encouraged him to keep going. They're now a totally kickass battle duo with a strong sense of good, and they're going to give Aku a good WA-CHA

I'll admit, that last episode fucked me up though. I didn't expect those amounts of fanservice and fanfiction-y innuendo sex in my cultured cartoon, though I guess I should have expected it after that Symbionic Titan thing.

>>92275388
pregnancy is best fetish

>>92271224
this

>>92275648
is pregnancy really even a fetish tho?

>>92273822
Her mommy taught her the social skills needed to communicate with her sisters and other members of the cult so shes fine.

>>92275736
I know a number of people who find it gross, weird, or unattractive. I also know a few people who get extra turned on by it. I'd consider it a fetish.

>>92275736
Yes, and actually a very common one.

I was trying to figure out why Jack looked so weird even after getting his old design back, and I realized it's because his head is more defined and his eyes don't have outlines like they did in seasons 1-4.

>>92275787
Well I mean, it's literally the most vanilla thing of sex.

A fetish is usually a kink that someone finds sexually attractive that usually isn't the norm. Bondage, choking, slapping, etc.

Getting someone pregnant is just the norm of sex though

>>92275530

>Jack and Ashi is now for tumblr

>>92271212
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A FUCK
BERSERKER!
BERSERKER!

>>92275808
Yeah, his head had the shape of a rectangle and now it has the shape of a hexagon

>>92275856
Fetishes (as in the actual term not an exaggeration of the word kink) tend to be more extreme. There's definitely people who like pregnancy as a kink (I know I love it) but it's also a fetish.

Fetishes don't have to be weird things by default, they're just something someone needs to see to get off.

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>>92274419
>>92275388
I FALCON PUNCHED HER IN THE UTERUS
WHERE PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS LAW

>>92275736
It's apparently uncommon enough to have been deemed /d/ worthy.

>>92274045
>some literal whos on tumblr
>socially unacceptable

Go back, geek.

>>92274045
/pol/ is right about most things... they're still obnoxious faggots though.

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>>92274045
>a tiny niche group sees another tiny niche group complaining about a problem that only they think is a problem in a fucking edgy adult reboot of a cartoon that has less than 2 million viewers
>LOL /POL/ WAS RIGHT BECAUSE I DON'T LEAVE MY HOUSE HURR DURR

Oh fuck off already

>>92273776

I sincerely hope this is you trying to be an internet straw man because if this is your genuine opinion you are dangerously stupid. Like "I legitimately enjoyed Suicide Squad" stupid.

>>92274419
She births out 7 children

We'll miss all these fun discussions after the show ends i'm sure

>>92276641

> /pol/ is right about most things

The Holocaust happened.

>>92270690
I just thought it was boring. No build up. Didn't feel earned.

>>92277902
I said most.

>>92270690
From what I've seen, 4chan's chimpout was about the romantic subplot taking up too much screen time and not the Jachi relationship itself

>>92277902
>Muh 60 Gorillions

>>92278364

>Hitler Dindu Nuffin

He wuz a gud boi.

>>92270690
Heterosexuality is a disease

>>92280689

>tumblr

>>92275736
>natural human reproductive process
>fetish
Half of you mooks wouldn't be around if this didn't get people going. Its not a fetish, its nature.

>>92273776
>look, it was out of NOWHERE
Please. It's the oldest romantic trope in fiction
>Guy and girl meet
>Girl can't stand/hates guy, treats him like shit
>Guy and girl go through Hell together
>Girl realizes guy is heroic, stops hating him
>danger and stress form bond between guy and girl
>love, or at least lust, smacks them both right in the face like a ton of bricks after they go through a life or death situation together
This particular trope is so used (possibly overused) because it happens in real life often enough. On a side note, to those claiming Born Sexy Yesterday. Ashi wasn't impressed with Jack's combat prowess. She's almost as good as he is, and he's got as least a fifty year head start on her. What impressed her was his kindness and heroism, which does not fit the BSY requirement of her being so naive that ordinary acts seem extraordinary. Once she realized that Aku is evil personified, Jack's acts of kindness and willingness to risk himself for others were what impressed her. Not his extraordinary training and skill (her's was almost as good) or his suffering ( she has endured as much or more), but his willingness to be kind and help people in a world dominated by Aku's evil. That's what she fell for.

>>92277902
It happened. But the further from it we get, the higher the numbers climb.

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>>92280689

>>92278334
It was one episode. If anything it felt a little jarring how sudden it escalated.
As for the tumblr freaks, I'm still finding it hard to believe they're not just trolls or something, how can humans be THAT retarded?

>>92275736
Yes it's a fetish for those who've never been around an actual pregnant woman. They don't know how it wrecks their bodies and turns them into monsters. It's not as 'vanilla' as fiction presents it and extremely uncomfortable for the one who is pregnant and everyone else around her.

>>92282354
>What impressed her was his kindness

This seems to get passed over a lot, but it's absolutely the truth. Violence and logic don't mark the beginning of the end for the cult, but a simple act of fairly irrelevant kindness to a beetle of all things does. This is been an ongoing thing in S5, too. Small kindnesses matter. Small cruelties matter. No life is worthless.

>>92270812

Best answer ever

>>92280689
Fags = Genetic dead end
Godspeed

>>92278735
he actually wuz tho

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>>92270690
Everyday we stray further from god's light.

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>>92282582
I used to fap thinking about my pregnant aunt.
She's barely a decade older than me. I had such a massive crush on her when I was little...too bad she ended up with a deadbeat hick who's uglier than dirt.

>>92270690
this hurts me way more than it should
goddamn it

As much as 4chan likes to mock it, this site is honestly no better than tumblr. Both sites are two sides of the same autistic token, so it should be no surprise both sites chimped out over the site of a guy getting laid.

>>92277902
Oy vey my 6 million. Did i say 11 million? I mean 20 million.

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>>92284061
>Both sites are two sides of the same

No they aren't. Relativism is a cheap philosophy.

>>92284061
that's what happens when america's two major parties are both conservative and the only differences between them the rhetoric used to justify the same outcomes

>>92270690
The only problem I have with this is that Ashi is practically a retard who doesn't know anything except being a ninja.

But Jack is hardly a normal human either, he's basically innocent in his own way too.

>>92284088
>No they aren't.
The amount of autism both sites constantly produces says otherwise

>>92270690
Don't worry about people on either site freaking out. They are not reflective of society as a whole. There is nothing wrong about straight adults making out or having sex.

>>92284133
I mean, Ashi is clearly competent enough to function socially and for survival without Jack, at least as much as he is.

>>92284088
You're right, they aren't the same. Occasionally, I actually see something creative on tumblr. 4chan is just full of social rejects complaining about everything, memes, and porn. Oh, and some Nazis on /b/ and /pol/.

>>92284157
She doesn't even know about the birds and the bees. And she was kept inside a prison with her sisters up until the point where they started pursuing Jack, without doing anything else.

Yeah yeah romance is cute and all but

Where the fuck are the Guardian leaks?!

>>92284185
>She doesn't even know about the birds and the bees.

It's pretty apparent she does the way she tried to suck Jack's face off.

She'd never seen deer or an open display of affection before, so didn't recognize either the first time. She's plainly not foreign to the concept, though, unlike her sisters. Her mother confirms as much when denigrating her empathetic and questioning character.

>>92270690
I never knew being of consenting age was all it took for a relationship to be good, thanks OP.

>>92284200
Today or tomorrow, hopefully today.

I have no problem with the ship itself. But I did have one with Jack being all embarrassed about her being naked for a bit. I mean if you were going to train someone to go fight some ultimate evil I think training them to not care about some skin would be one of the things you'd do. But whatever I guess.

>>92275856
Fetishes I thought was anything you find sexually attractive that does not directly result in a child being produced? Like liking breasts is technically a fetish but is so common in the US most don't think of it as such. I suppose pregnancy could be considered a fetish since sex during it won't lead to another baby being made.

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>>92284160
Oh nice scribblers they make over there at tumblr.

Hold my beer-

>>92284243
Jack's always been bashful about nudity and around women, though.

>>92284243
I found the awkwardness a bit much at first, even for a man who has no experience with women, considering everything he's been through.

I guess from a storytelling perspective, it's to show that, despite everything, Jack's still pure of heart? Also, I think it helps dissuade those that would say that Jack's a sleazeball taking advantage of a younger partner.

They're kind of in the same boat in terms of maturation--they were forced to mature quickly, in a lot of ways, but the social development part was tragically taken from them, so I like that they're both spilling their spaghetti all over the place and getting to go through that together.

>>92284358
I think it's partly that he's a generally absurdly noble person, uncomfortable with taking advantage of the situation, and that he's been so single-minded in his quest that he doesn't know how to handle sexuality any way.

I mean, one of his first crushes was literally Aku. That shit changes a man.

>>92284160
>I actually see something creative on tumblr. 4chan is just full of social rejects complaining about everything, memes, and porn
Fuck off back to tumblr then.

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Screenshots today?

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>>92284200
Did i miss something? Have there been leaks past weeks?

>>92284498
Yes. Been that way for a while actually.
Screenshots usually drop around Thursday/Friday.

>>92284498
Yes. Sometimes revealing, sometimes not. They're picked at specific times, rather than scenes, so sometimes you'll get pics revealing subtle plot details... sometimes you'll just get a closeup of a puddle or whatever.

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>>92271949
Awoo! praise kek! shadilay!

>>92284160
Hey, 4chan takes credit for shit. That makes them better than that tumblr!

>>92270690
I fully understand the disappointment at seeing another hetero relationship in mainstream TV. I think the better result would have been to have no romantic relationship, but that's not how Genndy works.

What I don't get are people who think that somehow Jack and Ashi were both ever coded as gay in the show. There's literally no evidence of that anywhere.

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>>92270690
Will Jack be able to take down Ashi when she goes full demon?

>>92270690
>Chimpout
Well Jack already got a chimp out of her clothes last episode

>>92285870
Say what you will, /pol/'s autism is impressive at times.

>>92286151
>no evidence of that anywhere
Maybe if you took off your hetero goggles.

>>92277085
>Six sister respond
>One boy

>>92270690
heteroesexuality is normal,

tumblr and other sjw hangouts are full off abnormal fucktards who need a bullet to the head.

>>92286210
I suppose. It's pretty impressive that one board could produce so much autism & garbage.

>>92286267
>who need a bullet to the head
edgy

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>>92286151
>I fully understand the disappointment at seeing another hetero relationship in mainstream TV

>>92271224
>tfw virgin NEET who can't relate to Jack any more because he scored but is still happy for him and not mad

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Imagine how pissed off Jack's in setting fangirls are going to be when they find out that Jack is taken, and decisively so.

Western culture is currently based entirely on getting upset about different things and shitposting about them on your website of choice.

>>92270690
consider the following
/co/ is so gay that /lgbt/ looks like /pol/ in comparison. go to any other board and compare the board's culture

>>92276641
>/pol/ is right about most things.
No..no it isn't.

>>92274419
Ok. This is both, pretty and really hot.

>>92284042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcDy8HEg1QY

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>>92271143
>a fucking ship

It's canon and something Genndy wanted to do with the series initially, deal with it.

>IQ posting

You must be 18 or over to use this website.

>>92274045
>14-year-old girls on tumblr represent mainstream tastes

holy shit /pol/ needs to leave the goddamn house sometimes and get some fucking perspective. how embarrassing.

>>92290401
It's still called shipping either way you dumbfuck, and it being 'canon' doesn't make it any less shit.
>types 'deal with it' while calling someone else underaged
Faggot

>>92290801
>it being 'canon' doesn't make it any less shit.

Sorry that you can't self-insert as Jack anymore now that he's found love and happiness.

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>>92290922
And you're self-inserting as Jack with his new blow up doll, your point?

>bring back a beloved cartoon
>change the entire premise
>change the genre of the show
>add a new character for the final season
>have shit writting to top it all

>people get upset

who could've seen this coming?

I hope jack turns into a trans female lesbian, then spends his middle aged days selling moldy shirts, and classic childrens stamp collections for thousands of dollars, and gets paid bank.

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>Samurai Jack season 5 will be remembered as the next Legend of Korra by /co/.

>>92291330
You seem incredibly upset

>>92291349
I fucking refuse to let that happen.

Also, I really doubt that the finale will be as awful as Korras I hope

>>92291229
>add a new character for the final season
>people get upset

These are the only true statements in your post.

>>92270690
Probably because gay people are tired of seeing hetero and the "woke queers" of tumblr like to capitalize on that and act victimised over it.

Funnily, don't know/haven't seen any gay people myself included surprised or bothered at all by it, i'm just happy Jack is happy with a nice girl. ;_; I would have preferred some more Ashi alone centric episodes where she saves people her own way to make her less of a Jack-centered character though.

>>92291598
Not really, Samurai Jack never had romance, and S5 has so many that it could be pretty much labeled as a Drama/Romance story.
>the premise didn't change
Just because Jack is fighting Aku in the last 2 episodes it doesn't mean the rest of the season wasn't "Jack and Ashi adventures".
>the writing isn't shit
I wish I could give you good taste, but I can't if you don't see it then you are just hopeless.

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Seriously.

>>92291349
Anon, you have zero reason to care. It's clear as day that any cartoon that doesn't do live up to /co/'s godawful headcanon will be treated like LoK.

It's okay to be gay, trans, furry or whatever you want to be but why do these people have trouble comprehending they are the vast minority?

>>92270690
Can someone send me a link to the chimp out? I wanna laugh.

>>92293563
https://imgur.com/a/vqmN7

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>If I make enough threads about it, people will really give a shit!

>>92292760
please leave

>>92271648
>shipshame

top kek

here is a question since I've never used the site, but is there any way to reply to someones posts on tumblr? all I ever see from screencaps is people shouting their opinion into the void with no actual conversation back and fourth between users

inb4 no one replies to this post

>>92271648
>there are anons from here right now who made Tumblr accounts just to pick fights with and be smug towards tumblr users over a relationship between two drawings
>and to share screen caps for (yous) and asspats

Why is /co/ so fucking awful?

>>92293711
I don't have a fucking clue, but there clearly is, since some posts on tumblr are reply trees. I don't even have an account, I just go there for art, cutes, and lewds.

>>92293837
[triggered]

>>92274045
underrated post

>>92276904
>>92276303
>>92290651
/co/mblr cleaners trying and failing to sound smug and superior
return to tumblr dyke safe space

>>92293837
>"Why do people here care so much about drawings?"
>He asked, while on a board dedicated to drawings

You showed us with how smart you are, newfriend.

>>92293850
Underaged cancer
>>92293886
Well making a account just to bitch at other retards seems like a bit much

>>92293863
>p-p-pls leave

I'll leave the moment you stop crying, pal.

>>92293863
Return to the grave, please

>>92270690
To society, becoming tolerant of a policy or lifestyle doesn't mean you add it to the list of acceptable things. It means that suddenly the list of acceptable things and the list of non-acceptable things swap their compositions entirely. Just look at:
>feminism
>interracial relationships
>lgbt relationships
>socialist projects
And now gender identity.

I'm not saying any of these policies or lifestyles are wrong, just that their advocates are retards and need to stop chomping out about my fucking cartoons.

>>92293923
>>92293943
>shilling this hard

>>92291773
I'm sorry a thirteen-years-late series finale does tickle your every delicate taste, anon.

>>92294102
Now you're just going full retard