Avengers #7 Storytime

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>>92261602

>>92261602
I'm going to guess he's going to sound drastically different from Bendis' version and Bendis will promptly ignore it.

>>92261602
Loving the armor design

>>92261647
good so far

>>92261734
> wasp is gay for doom

figures

>>92261752

Wasp getting real relatable here.

>>92261734
>>92261752
Doom is /ourguy/ and Wasp is us.

>>92261602
>spider-man avenging
I am still pissed about that shit Uncanny Avengers pulled with him leaving the team in issue 1.

>>92261855

>We can simple arrive?

Come on.

>>92261887

english aint his first language bro

>>92261974
That escalation.

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Nice to have a little one-and-done issue after that seemingly unending Kang arc.

>>92262077
Doom's got a new loli

>>92262141

More Doom, huh? Can't complain about that.

>>92262141
Jesus Christ Herc looks roided.

>>92262157
oops meant this for

>>92262095

>>92261898
Neither is it Marvel's editors it seems.

>>92261647
Whelp, I'm out.

>>92262141
Did it really take this long for Doom to join this team? I remember him being part of the artwork for the announcement of this book

>>92262157
Doom + Precocious intelligent small girl is one of the magic mixtures. That's one thing Marvel does really well that DC hasn't really hit on, expanding nurturing dynamics outside of same sex pairs. That being said I can't remember a time we actually got a Father/Son dynamic of note in the Marvel stable.

>>92262095
It's good to be a man and have my six figure job handed to me out of college I didn't have to pay for. No ambition needed!

>>92261798
>>Wasp is checking for dubs.

>>92261690
Nice to see them mention Freak. Glad Waid remembered him.

>>92262095
Waid first turns Noble-Villain Doom into a B-Movie Slaher. Then he turns Jerkass-"Guess after being GOD I'll try this hero thing"-Doom into a "girls need all the social comfort they can get uwu". Waid can't write Doom for shit.

>>92261647
And I'm out.

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>>92262489
>off by one

>>92262524

I want to blame Whitley for that.

>>92262571
Well, Waid is a Whitey, so... technically... you can!

>>92261734
>>92261752
>Nadia is a Doom fangirl

Aww that's kinda cute.

>>92261659
why does wasp hate spidy so much

>>92261647
>>92261647
Okay. Thanks. Stopped reading right here. thats just awful writing. Like, garbage.

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>>92262714
She's a contrarian. She really is /co/

>>92262462

It's more relevant that you don't have anything that can be taken from you.

Nadia Pym-von Doom when?

>>92262714
It's to reference the "Wasps hate spiders" thing even if it makes her look bad.

>>92262113
wouldn't "Geniuses in Action Research Labs" abbreviate to G.A.R.L instead of G.I.R.L?
G.I.A.R.L at the very least?

>>92261647
>Avengers HQ
>Parker Industries
>Baxter building

Six words that would have made no sense together two years ago. Feels like the current MU is a weird What-If.

>>92262330
The issue took FOREVER to come out. And Waid spent the last issues on Krang.

>>92263316
Geniuses Inaction Research Labs. It's for people who swear they are really smart but mostly watch the CW.

>>92261602
Endless GRRRRL PWRRRR and Doom being borderline autistic aside it was pretty fun, thanks.

>>92261855
The banter is unusually Archer-esque. It doesn't really work with Avengers, though.

>>92261752
So did he tell them about becoming God?

>>92261647
How to trigger /co/ in one page, glorious

Herc should have fired back with "Yes, but you're a rather large girl art you Thor? I said 'small'."

>>92261690
This needs a spooge edit, really bad.

Also, I like the call back to some of Spidey's newer villains from the early 2000's

>>92261602
Honestly, I'm enjoying this. It has an old-school superhero vibe. If only Waid would stop bringing in his politics into it it could be a GOAT Avengers run.

>>92262095
>She reminds me so much of Valeria

>>92264149
>Also, I like the call back to some of Spidey's newer villains from the early 2000's

Freak was from BND, that's late 2000's. And he was also one of the worst villains to come out of that period.

>>92264190
Early 2000 is 2000 - 2010 and Paper Doll was the worst to come out of that.

I really liked Nadia in this issue.

>>92261855
Nadia be crushing on Doom so hard right now

>>92262330
The first 6 issues were devoted to a reaaaaally drawn out Kang art. This is only the second arc.

>>92261855
>We can simple arrive
Bravo editors

>>92264382
I concur.

>>92264190
Ah yes, BND was a period where Marvel actually put an embargo on classic Spider-Man villains for over a year for some reason. The only new villains to catch on were Mr. Negative and Overdrive.

>>92264818

Not like they were seeing much use at that point anyway. The only classic rogues that JMS used were Ock, Kingpin, and Norman (and even then only in an indirect way).

>>92264984
Didn't he also use Molten Man?

>>92261647
I will punch the 9 years old neighbours girl by now. Good bye.

>>92264984
JMS wasn't the only Spider-Man writer though. You gotta remember that Spider-Man had 3 solo books before One More Day.

>>92265024

A new one unrelated to the first (he wasn't even called Molten Man until a later story where it was mentioned that he's been cured).

>>92262898
>Wasps hate spiders
Insectologist here, this is a myth. Wasps hate everything.

I can't read this.
I made it six pages in but I can't. I'm not even some kind of comic book snob, comics are supposed to be trashy and fun but this reads like a fan fic.
And it's Mark Waid!? When did he start sucking so bad?

They could do great with the characters, but this comic is shit.

>>92262141
Falcon looks cross-eyed

The art is awful.

>>92261690
you have a spider-sense retard

This has been a really good Avengers book

>>92265903
He was just trying to be funny.

>>92264818

>for some reason

you know how it is, people bitch about getting the same old same old

>>92264641

it was awesome. so was the .1 mini

>>92262095
Jeezuz....what the fuck happened to Waid?

>>92261752
Nadia sounds as annoying as she is in her ongoing
>check the credits
OK, Whitley is co-writing it. Explains a lot of things.

>>92266253
It was good, but like all Kang arcs, it wore out its welcome half-way through.

>>92261785
We're all gay for Doom anon.
Just wish he wasn't being mainly written by Bendis.

>>92265993
lol it's literately the worst Avengers title in 5 years

>>92261752
The pages leading up to this were horrible. Nadia's monologue saved it for me.

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>>92261752
>Doom being classy as fuck
I really like this Iron-Man.

>>92261988
I haven't seen a Geas in a while. I'm glad they're making a comeback.

>>92263912
But...inaction means they don't do anything.

>>92262512
for all his fault in writing The Champions, Waid is still a master of Continuity

>>92261752
She's gonna get the Gypsy D.

>>92262113
Liking the pairing of Noto and this colorist.

>>92262209
Marvel has a bare handful of editors for like a million books. Assume their books are almost entirely without meaningful editiorial

>>92267666
Well if Mephisto says it, it MUST be true.

>>92266221
Waid is notorious for nerfing Spider-Sense because he thinks others "abuse it" too much.

>>92267945
Who would have thought that Vic was. Better Iron Man than Tony?

More Doom please!

>>92262095
>Talking to Doom about ambition
Wow.

>>92262095
>Doom thinks he knows better than The Maker
lmaoing @ ur life

>>92261785
Is it really that gay if it's heterosexual?

>>92262714
Waid thought it would be funny.

>>92261650
>Bendis ignores Waid's Doom
>Bendis ignores Ewing's Maker
I am completely okay with this.

>>92262095
Is the purpose of this entire issue just for Doom to put over Nadia?
>You know Nadia, you're the real big dog now

>>92261647
>hercules says "small girl"
>the woman with the power of a god thinks her beating him is comparable
>threatens to beat him up over a comment

Ok.

>>92275039
Totally organic banter between likable characters.

>>92261659
>fell beast
I can't tell if this is a typo, or a pun.

>>92262040
>in the name of the moon, FUCK DA PO-PO

>>92262443
when Scott Summers and his dad were adventuring in space

>>92261647
I thought Sam quit being Cap.

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>>92262714
weird totem shit.

>>92263912
sounds just like MENSA

>>92275674
this takes place before secret empire, it seems.

>>92261988
>This is now how you treat good friends

Jesus, they did not proof read at all.

>>92274655
Bruh, there is only Doom.

>>92268116
that's the joke

>>92275716
Spidey's Wasp Totem shit just wanted to use his corpse to give birth to her kids. She went after Kaine by the end of his Scarlet Spider series.

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>>92264190
On a sorta related note, I thought this dude was created in the 2000's but I now I've found out he's been around since the 80's.

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>>92276554

>>92262141
So Doom joined now?

>>92265325
>When did he start sucking so bad?

When Wacker left editorial.

>>92262571
Waid writes Champions, so I wouldn't be so sure.

>>92262141
Doom looks awesome here
Also what the fuck is up with Herc's veins lol

>>92262802

Really?

>>92261647
I'm a filthy casual but serious question: what the fuck is with this writing and art style? It's so.... feminized.

>>92276939
the writers and artists have their name clearly stated on the front cover. I'm not sure what further explanation you want.

>>92267945
>>92273037
Bitches please, this guy is like a diet sugar free Superior Iron Man

>>92261647
wow this inking is terrible... art is so-so but would be much better it it wasn't some opaque indie tinted garbage coloring

>>92261647
By Odin's beard, I hope that shit is inoperable. We need /ourguy/ Odinson back in the saddle. Herc is great, but he ain't the same.

>>92261752
>Nadia is going to get DOOMED
I'm okay with this.

>>92276969
I see your cynicism but I don't get it. Filthy newb here really wanting to dive back into comics. The cinematic universes of DC and Marvel have me fired up about reading comics again. But I've been to shops and trolled boards and I'm just seeing a lot of shit. Is this seriously the state of things? Or did I stumble on a bad example?

>>92261898
Yeah, but the nigga is definitely fluent at this point. I imagine Doom's voice to sound like Mads Mikkelsen rather than some slav fella.

>>92275039
Its not that deep famliam

>>92277145
I'm wanna those filthy degenerate libcucks you read about so you probably don't care for my recommendations.

but you want the marvel stuff written by kelly, duggan, and ewing.

>>92277145
>shitting on Noto art
kys

As for the writing? Waid really lost his touch around issue 20 or so of his first Daredevil volume.

>>92277399
>kys
Fuck off back to Twitter.

>>92277434
Kys yourself.

>>92261844
>No cap i am not joining your team
>Hey Sam I'm joining your team also use the baxter building

I also found it odd they hyped up Human Torch joining up with the Inhumans only to toss him onto the Unity Squad like a month later

>>92275716
I now have this desire to see Peter hate-fuck the shit out of Janet.

>>92277825
I think she was part of Peter's harem/tribe of bug people that not!zombie AU where Punisher kills everyone

>>92262898
It's honestly a stupid joke since she hates Peter but is perfectly fine with Miles because reasons

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>>92262095
Time to shine the Virtue-Signal into Gotham's clouds, old chum!

>>92261647
Dropped, fuck SJWaid

>>92262141
so what im getting here is that doom will tell the team to do things that needs to be done, but they will be his voice of reason to keep him on the straight and narrow

>>92262714

What's to like?

>>92278394
just further proof miles is a pretender to the spider totem

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>>92261647
Why is Whor still a thing?

>check out OP's cover
>hey this looks badass

>>92261647
>welp I'm done

>>92261734
>chai

That's just what slavs call tea. Christ, does anyone know what they're writing these days?

>>92261798
>Doom
>Begging Forgiveness

Even as a figure of speech, this is silly. Did reversing his alignment do more then just make him a "good guy" did it also make him submissive in personality?

>>92277825

this is an underrated ship dynamic....

>>92261928
the Avengers are being remarkably chill about going through with all of this.

>>92280283
Writer fiat strikes again.

>>92280100
It's the word for tea in several countries. In the western world, it refers specifically to an Indian blend of black tea and herbs.

Google and 10 seconds would have told you that.

>>92280240
Yup, Waid misses the point again. I can't believe I;m saying this, but... Bendis' Iron Doom ain't half bad. The only person he confided in was Ben. He's still his arrogant jackass self to everyone else. He even gave his classic "you're worthless and dumb" speech to Sharon.

>>92261914

>Sleepaway Camp

MARVEL ONGOING ADAPTATION WHEN

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I miss actual Iron Doom.

But, he got blown up by Sue Storm and Blackbolt and the book he appeared in got canceled and forgotten, so whatever.

>>92261647
>avengers hq
>parker industries
>in the Baxter building
Alright that's just a slap in the face to FF fans
>that writing
And I'm out

>>92261659
This art isn't doing the bad writing any favors
The action flow is garbage

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>>92280394
> Bendis better at keeping characters in character than Waid

>>92280538
It's helping trigger normies. Ctrl F [I'm out]. Makes me wonder why they even showed up

>>92262157
Valeria is gonna be so mad when she gets back and sees Doom helping Nadia make some rad science projects.

>>92261734
this went from shit to hilarious in 2 panels

>>92280623
Tis truly the Twillight Zone.

>>92261941
>thor and herc

>>92280493
That's Tony with Doom's cloak.

Why isn't Doom's face fucked up?

>>92275716
>Totens
I hate this addition to Spider-Man's lore much more than any clone-related bullshit.

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>>92261647
>I would remind you that a "girl" thrashed you soundly just within the last fortnight. Or need I thrash you again, Hercules?

Are you coming on to me girly? You speak big for a woman whose strength is on loan from a man, but any time you want to "thrash", keep me in mind.

>>92283381
Secret Wars universe restoring thingie.

>>92283421
MisogynEEEEEEEEEEE

>>92269985
>colorist
The same team since #1 though

>>92261752
Who the fuck is this doom?

The real one would be disgusted at some plebian, sweating herself over his mere presence

>Autistic girl that wet herself in presence of Doom
She is literally /co/

>>92261647
this proves how women are so easily triggered

>>92283381
Reed fixed it for him when he became God.

>>92283421
Reminder that the two people that Hercules always wanted to fuck but never got the chance were Thor and Jane Foster.

>>92261928
>lighting marshmallows on fire
fucking gross