/sug/ Steven Universe General

>>92258910
post fat gems

>>92257762
drop the relationship, focus on school

>>92258910
omg is this real

>>92258839
honestly. can't wait for jasperdemption

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>>92258816
If only there was a name for a superior like
>General
>Commander
>Boss
>[made up alien shit]

Or if they did use the word superior.
Its like the writers are going out of their way to not use names for positions.
Even that we are dealing with "Star Trek TOS level of humans painted differently"© aliens.

>>92258910
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

i don't want to die

>>92258910
I mean, I like fantasy schlock too, but I quite liked the simple naming style in SU. An entire sentence about Recreances and Shardblades and Mistborn are for Sanderson books.

I mean, look at Kindergartens. Clever name, double pun.

>>92259077
Too bad

>>92259079
>Good job anon. $0.25 have been deposited to your account.

>>92259102
where do I join?

>>92259102
good job advertising the shillfarms on your own time, boss

>he does it for free

>>92258965
> omg is this real
Not only real, but about to continue in this thread, it seems.

>>92258910
SU Critical was fucking savage towards the new bomb.

I don't think SU can recover.

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I love this gem

>>92259166
Tumblr doesn't.
In fact, that pic is cultural appropriation.

So has the "Keep Beach City Weird: You Can't Hide the Truth!!!" book been scanned and uploaded somewhere yet?

>>92259161
I'll tell you a secret:
Steven Universe is for kids, and they neither read nor care about your stupid Tumblr blog.

>>92259214
So?

>>92259214
Pearl wears a damn obi as part of her normal outfit

Ratings for Doug Out drop in a few hours time.

Predictions?

I'm going with just under a million. Can't see a Lamar episode doing better, although the ratings are trending upward since Room for Ruby so who knows.

>>92259214
Pearl is voiced by an Asian, get fucked tumblr.

>>92259228
Anon, SU Critical is dedicated to keeping children safe from harm.
https://samuraicritical.tumblr.com/post/160488802189/gandy-tastelesscakes-how-many-levels-of-ruining

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I hope Jasper never gets redeemed cause she gave a fantastic trope-smashing speech about the evil manipulativemethods Rose and Steven used to get bad guys on their side.

But I DO want her to return.

>>92259285
Japanese =/= Filipino
http://godtrashed.tumblr.com/post/160136908471/thats-kinda-racist-hellen

>>92259357
If she doesn't get soft redeemed/antihero status, then you will only see her briefly before she gets carted back to HW. No way she's coming back as a full villain, she's no threat and she's already hit rock bottom

>>92258910
>Gem homeworld name= homeworld
>Like seriously can you not use a invented name

Says the lifeform from a culture that named his sun "the sun," his moon "the moon," and the name for his own home planet just a word synonymous with dirt.

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>steven goes to homeworld
>gets everyone to forgive rose quartz by singing and crying
>instead of a plot twist involving his mom being a bad guy she once again gets off scott-free
>white diamond probably had a hand in killing pink diamond but the writers forgot she exists
>lars of all fucking people gets brought along for the ride
>lars will go full travis from FO4 and stop being a whiny cunt to being an insufferable cunt
>trashcan with legs immediately bursts into tears becase nobody in this show can have any composure
>cluster was solved in a single episode
>jasper will magically forgive steven and the CGs and probably cry about it
>homeworld is still 'homeworld' because apparently super-powered alien rocks are bad at naming things
>garnet's gone from the level-headed one to being completely up her own ass with her gayness
>pearl has stopped using rose as an excuse to be a bitch and now jobs on a regular basis
>peridot and lapis have to have an entire season to undo the damage done by zuke
>townies continue to be uninteresting and feel forced
>no stakes
>whenever stakes are presented they're just glossed over with steven band-aiding everything in one episode
>connie went from awkward nerd to okay weeb friend to plot device
>connie's arms don't snap from fighting off topaz and her insane strength
>instead of having stevonnie form and then lose, steven cries again because stevonnie is a strong independent woman(male) who don't need no development outside of kevin episodes

>>92259314
>Heterophobia is not real
I'm sure I'd love to hang out with this person

>>92259314
>samuraicritical
Now there's going to be critical fanbases for every cartoon?

http://sketchlm.tumblr.com/post/160356919562/the-only-thing-i-learned-from-the-stevenbomb-is

>>92259408
>that named his sun "the sun," his moon "the moon,"
Are you sure it's not the other way around?

>>92259446
Honestly why not?
Criticals are decent people.

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>>92259489

>>92259489
nice bait

>>92259414
>>instead of having stevonnie form and then lose, steven cries again because stevonnie is a strong independent woman(male) who don't need no development outside of kevin episodes
What is Mindful Education?

>>92259468
What other way around?

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>>92259489

>>92259414
you sound like a very boring person.

>>92259523
An episode shat upon by Steven breaking down during a critical moment instead of fusing with the risk of losing, thus bypassing the important lesson that you can't always win.
>>92259543
Ooh, good comeback! :^)

>>92259040
shut the fuck up nerdfag nobody gives a shit about your shitty ideas and your shitty games.

>>92259040
The word you're looking for is agate
The nice thing about gems is that their names are also effectively titles.
Even within that arc you've got holly addressing sapphire as "clarity"
Did that one assuage your autism any?

>>92259452
They're not wrong, Connie was ready to throw down and kick Topaz ass. If Stevonnie and Alexandrite were both fighting and on their A-game then I could see the outcome in the CGs favor.

>>92259508
>>92259513
https://critical-doc.tumblr.com/
This right is the most wonderful human being I've ever met and she's an SU Critical.
You're full of shit.

>>92259314
can i get the original picture?

>>92259574
That's because Connie is a fucking Mary Sue, she's never allowed to actually fail, unlike any other character.

>fat male with black curly hair jumps onboard enemy vessel and tells them to take him to the heart of their empire
Turn this bucket around and take me to Homeworld... does anyone have fry bits?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMW1Rfbl0tE

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More SU-Harry Potter crossover art when?

>>92259489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d5KovCbU8w

>>92259563
>Ooh, good comeback! :^)
The fact you responded shows it worked.

>>92259577
Get this fucking SU critical shit out of here.

>>92259593
>made steven lie to his family
>fucks up fighting against topaz on the forest
>fucks up in her very first mission like a retard
>caused problems to stevonnie by crying over school shit
>mary sue
theres being the voice of reason and then theres being a mary sue.

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>>92259414
like it or not

hes right.

the show has been one giant asspull to another

>>92259528
We named our star "sun" and our satellite "moon", then when we found out about other satellites and stars we used those names as synonyms.

>>92259567
>agate
You realize its her model number.
>Even within that arc you've got holly addressing sapphire as "clarity"
I liked this.
It was above the awkward saying "sapphire" over and over.

All I get is
>REEEEEEEEE
>Stop comparing SU to any other fiction, pretend like its in a vacuum.

>>92259628
http://charlesoberonn.tumblr.com/tagged/su-critical

>>92259632
And eventually she succeeds! She was able to defend aainst Topaz who's like 30 times her size and like 100 times stronger than her! Whereas the CGs aren;t even allowed to touch her. WOW.

>>92259604
Harry Potter is for faggots

>>92259414
>>92259634
why do you even watch the show then

>>92259634
He's wrong on somethings and overreacting on other things.

>>92259604
I would absolutely watch the shit out of a harry potter cartoon, I'm actually surprised they haven't done one.

>>92259662
this guy gets it

>>92259663
why does chris chan have a wiki?

sheer morbidity

>>92259658
she succedeed when they didnt have the kidnapped townies.
if it had been aqua and topaz fighting the gems,no hostages and a fair fight, the CGS would have kicked the shit out of them.
>BUT WHY HER AND NOT THE GEMS
gems wherent on the ship.only humans.

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>>92259357
I don't care if she gets redeemed or not I just want her to be happy

>>92259688
This.
This is why SU Critical as whole exists; SU is so shit it has to be documented and dissected for future generations.

>>92259647
what im getting from you is
>REEEEE
>Steven universe must be starcraft.

>>92259639
Well, yeah, that's how it probably actually worked out, but you can just as easily argue that gems named their planet "world" and then used that word for all the other worlds too.

>>92259414
>homeworld is still 'homeworld' because apparently super-powered alien rocks are bad at naming things
try
>homeworld is still 'homeworld' because apparently super-advanced spaceship building alien rocks are bad at naming things and managed to somehow get into space

>>92259609
This describes SU stans perfectly.

>>92259697
The point is that it makes NO SENSE that a little girl is able to defned against a fused Topaz. Connie is never given any realistic flaws, unlike every other character in this show.

>>92259688
I'm going to sad when SU gets cancelled; what will I make fun of then?

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wow this thread is full of autists.
ill come back once all of you retards leave.

https://su-criticism.tumblr.com/post/157763531846/anyways-i-did-a-recolor-of-lapis-so-it-fit-her

>>92259414
>instead of having stevonnie form and then lose, steven cries again because stevonnie is a strong independent woman(male) who don't need no development outside of kevin episodes
Actually this was brilliant since the [NO NAME GIVEN] team of Aqua and Topaz would freak out that humans can fuse together and no one knows what they do next.
Or this is what Steven might have assumed.

>>92259777
https://siobhanblank.tumblr.com/post/160339745509/the-two-new-filler-eps-were-fun-and-had
So long we don't want you anyways.

>>92259784
makes lapis look horribly out of place for the sunny ocean environment.

>>92259777
Just ignore the tumblrwhales

>>92259826
What tumblrwhales?

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>>92259720
Actually I used starcraft for a example next to Star Wars.
Want to move to Star Trek?
BTW: SU has a extremely similar plot to starcraft
>Goverment forms
>Goverment is bad
>Form rebelion
>Take things to far

And it takes this long to tell it properly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCNzUAn3fSQ

I mean, I don't even think Connie is super obnoxious or mary sue, but the Topaz fight was fucking ridiculous.
Like, how the fuck did she block that swing with her sword during the fight on the ship? She's not a gem, not a half-gem, not even a physically strong human, she's a 13 year old girl.

>>92259716
>implying it isn't just about fan entitlement

>>92259784
>le filler mamay
the leaks ruined it. but it was all build up to aqua and topaz introduction

>>92259877
meant to
>>92259803

Can we please not talk about shitty tumblr? It's a garbage site filled with puberty and there is no purpose in giving them the attention they crave.

>>92259855
She's been training for over a year with super-powered aliens, if it was realistic then its impossible, but its a cartoon, so for all we know she can become shonen anime level strong by the time she's an adult.

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>>92259609
Someone make a SU edit of this.

>>92259894
SU Critical makes good points.

>>92259919
Kill yourself landwhale.

>>92259904
It's not as big an issue as people make it out to be. It's not like Connie was beating her. If Topaz was on the backfoot THEN it'd be an issue.

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>It's gonna be a Lars redemption arc

End my fucking suffering

>>92259863
>fans have gripes about the show
>you're just entitled!
SUckers everyone.

>>92259919
Post links to best examples of SU Critical.

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>>92259855
What bothered me more was Sadie's bite actually doing fucking anything.
>gets bit by a human
>lets go of sadie completely
Is Topaz just super sensitive?

>>92259414
Sounds about right

>>92259936
This show needs to be cancelled.
No one likes it; they're watching 13 Reasons and Milo Murphy's Law.

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man, the gems pallettes would have been disastrous during the CRT era

>>92259937
There's a difference between simply "having gripes" and being so far up your own ass that you think you'd do a better job at the show than its own creator.

>>92259938
http://meow-the-betelgeusian.tumblr.com/post/158557664286/you-me-an-intellectual

>>92259904
>She's been training for over a year with super-powered aliens
Than why wouldn't they show her DODGING the swing instead? Like, you know, using an actual skill that can be trained, unlike the inhuman strength. Yeah, it's not the end of the world, it's just a dumb little thing, but there are so many of these little dumb things lately they are harder and harder to ignore.

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>>92259966
>13 Reasons
I don't even know what this is

>>92259985
They can though.

>>92259998
That doesn't really bother me. It's just your average arrogant teenager.

>>92259985
>The creator of SU is perfect and you are not allowed to question this.
WEW LAD.

>>92260007
It's on Netflix.
Great show, everyone on Tumblr is talking about it.
Better than SU.

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I don't even know what's going on with this thread

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>>92259919
>Wah why does the show change color palettes for different scenes
>Wah why didn't they listen to Bismuth's retarded plan #BLM
>Wah look at my abhorrent redesign for x character I made them less privileged now

>>92260028
>putting figurative words in my mouth

Don't you have to go whine about heteronormativity or something?

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as long as this thread is just going to be shitposting might as well waifupost

>>92259998
>the face at the bottom
ok it's poorly drawn. but it's like an alien trying to comprehend how to represent human emotion and failing miserably

>>92259993
Are they forgetting that Ian JQ also had to make a post against lolishota artwork?

>>92260040
The Crewniverse is getting BTFO.

>>92260040
It's shit

>>92259855
Was it single topaz or fused. Single gems tend to be quite weak with a few exceptions. A single of those topaz is likely just a big lady and not very good at leverage with their mace. Fused Topaz seems to be Garnet or Jasper level in strength and speed.

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Why is SU getting BTFO now? Honestly this set was a lot better than a lot of the shit we've had to put up with in the last year or so

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>>92260058
Wonderful taste, anon. This show might not be perfect but at least it gave me Amethyst.

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>>92260054
>heteronormativity
I'm literally Hitler and incapable of understanding this.

>>92260058
I started hating Amethyst the moment SU critical started whining about how she doesn't get episodes, bitch watch season 3 again?

>>92260070
Did you forget that Rebecca and Ian have done loli shota artwork?

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>>92260058
Excellent taste anon. Here, have another Amy.

I'm back, and... what the hell is going on?

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Evening /sug/, what the fuck is going on? Do we need another shitposter kun tutorial?

>>92259993
OK what is SU critical can you explain this.
PS: I'm not a tumbler.

>>92260106
This show has been shit since Coach Steven.
It's the SAO of CN.

>>92260106
People get wary when things they don't like get praise.

>>92260139
>>92260150
I don't know. Let's save this thread by starting a valuable

>>92260158
baaw, lapis isn't fat and ugly enough
muh bismuth

there

>>92259904
Except single gems tend to not be that strong, and also if the show was in any way realistic the gem aliens would not be recognizable as living shapes let alone relatable human women.

>>92260158
Unlike SU, the folks at Star Vs don't stand for pedophlia.

>>92260039
Doesn't tumblr hate it because the writers intentionally did included everything they were told that could induce someone to commit suicide or something like that?

>>92260129
Rebcca did that Ed, Edd n Eddy thing, but it obviously wasn't drawn for masturbatory purposes.

When did Ian draw anything like that?

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Might as well steven post

>>92260180
>lapis isn't fat and ugly enough
But Lapis is the ugliest gem - on the inside.

>>92260180
Its so bad I need to see it.
Is this a wiki or only a tumbler tag?
Is there a way to brows only the best of these people?

>>92260180
Why would they need Lapis to be fat and ugly when Amethyst exists

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>>92260196

>>92260194
He draw loli art of Princess Peach and Bulma.
That's pretty fucked up.

>>92260212
I love this dude's art style. Very warm.

>>92260194
>but it obviously wasn't drawn for masturbatory purposes.
dude

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>>92260234

>>92260158
It's literally retards complaining that the gems aren't ugly enough, that the villains are too ugly, that the gems act like niggers or don't act like niggers enough

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>>92260196
Agreed. Does anyone have the Stevens drawn by dating simulation anon? I never saved them.

>>92260220
https://www.tumblr.com/search/su+critical+
Here's a beginner's course.

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>>92260162
coach steven was goat

but i can see what you mean

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>>92260196

>>92260291
This. SU has the most ironic fandom ever.

>>92260040
is that fanart or official?

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>>92260286

>>92260238
Did he lolify them or is that a joke.

>>92259357
At this point, the only reason I want Jasper to return is to spite all the fans who kept on screeching about abuse and how their projections onto Lapis are being invalidated, all while ignoring the shit that actually happened in the show. I don't care if this results in Jasper getting shoved off into the meme bar- nevermind...

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>>92260275
>>92260180
I don't know they do have valid complaints.
http://meow-the-betelgeusian.tumblr.com/tagged/su-critical

>>92260278
This one got me good
https://sideaccountforrandomreblogs.tumblr.com/post/158451498535/yall-cant-tell-me-this-isnt-an-issue-these

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>>92260316
How would you feel if steven suddenly dyed his hair pink?

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>>92260360

So I took a look on Tumblr today. Am I the only one who consider this whole "SU critics" on Tumblr pretty stupid?
I mean, do you really need to make hashtags, dedicated accounts and blogs to talk critically about a single cartoon? Can't you just say "I don't like ...., for me the errors of this show are ..."?
I'm the first who is not 100% satisfied with SU right now, but damn, I find all that an enormous waste of time.

>>92260347
Pretty sure that second Peri is fan art, and the last three are your typical Raven proportions (New Crystal Gems, The Kindergarten Kid, Room for Ruby(?)).

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rare garnethyst

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>>92259408
>the sun
Nigga it's fucking Sol.

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>>92260383

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>>92260275
>that the villains are too ugly
Bullshit. Aqua is cuter than any tumblrdyke who has ever lived.

>>92260342
See?
SU Critical was right; Jasper is destined to get barned.
Honestly, we should be working with them, not against them.

>>92260310
I hope the show continues for some time where Steven continues to grow stronger and more mature where he eventually becomes so much stronger than the CGs

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>>92260360
>>92260383
That's not my Steven

>>92259686
You mean Little Witch Academia? Or that one episode of Symbionic Titan?

>>92260347
Is there anyone else who doesn't give a shit about the gems heights? Mainly because I literally couldn't care less about being 'on-model' but also because their bodies are light, who cares what height they are on any given day?

>>92260418
Well the description for upcoming episodes did say we'd be "spending time with the Diamonds" and that Steven would "grow as a leader".

Sugar's also alluded to the fact that when Steven's worldview is changed forever, that's when he'll finally mature and grow. It wasn't going to happen around the CG's, so maybe seeing the other side of the war will help.

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SU Critical: acknowledging that the art style took a nosedive over 2 years after the art style took a nosedive

>>92259408
This planet is named Terra and its moon is named Luna.
Look it up.

It hurts to live.

>>92260392
The worst part is it inspired other critical blogs like "Voltron Critical" or "Samurai Jack Critical".

Pretty soon there's going to be "Loud House Critical", "Star Vs Critical", etc.

>>92260460
HOLY Terra.

>>92260455
You know they're way behind they have to pull up posts made by Ian in 2014.

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>>92260410
Maybe to you fancy scientist types, but down here in layman's land we call it the sun, like God intended.

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>>92260412
I can't tell if pic is supposed to be adult steven or a steven+greg fusion

>>92260426
Mmmm...

>>92260416
They always whine that the shows portrayal of butch gems is problematic, because they're too dumb to appreciate the nuances of Bismuth and Jasper's characters. I can't wait for them to be btfo once again by Topaz

>>92260452
I'm more bothered by humans like Connie fluctuating their proportions.

>>92260455
Did the artstyle really take a nosedive?

Because I honestly prefer the occasional chibi gem over Hellen Jo's art.

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>>92260402
Why are all Garnet ships so hot

A post I made a short while ago:

"SU critical is a thing because this show was treated as untouchable by the fanbase.

I remember early on how any sort of criticism of the show was met with harassment (I was a target of it once). So the su critical/fandom critical tag on tumblr was made so that fans of the show who didn't like the criticism won't see it if they have the tag blacklisted. At the time, the tag was mostly used for commentary on Malachite/Sardonyx discourse.

It wasn't until around when Bismuth aired that it was used by ex-fans of the show to express the complaints you're seeing now."

So yeah, back then people were really obnoxious about defending this show and placing it really high onto a pedestal, now we have to put up with a festered containment community as a result.

>>92260549
It only ever happens to Connie and in only three episodes.
There's also Greg but you can argue he just lost weight.

>>92260576
Woop, meant to respond to
>>92260392

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>>92260426
I honestly can't choose which adult steven I like better

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>>92260516
>episode were this accidently happens
>marty visits him and names him starchild two
>they do a rock opera
>marty steals his shit again but steven met a new friend so hes ok with this
>he makes a "the little kid in me" joke to new friend
>ending rolls

that will be 9.99 plus tip

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>>92260509
>>92259729
>>92259639
>>92259528
>>92259468
>>92259408

This is actually a interesting discussion.
There are jokes about it.
However its a relict of the past.
In the ancient times humans thought the world flat and the surface of this table was named earth with a dome above us where the stars where little dots.

Then humans discovered that some stars wondered and named them wondering stars or planets.
Earth was not a planet in this model.
The sun and the moon where thought to be the only ones.
Then we discovered stuff and we now know of other planets and other suns.
So its time to update our language fellow Terrans.

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>>92260567
garnet is a master of the art of seduction

>>92260576
Even then that's bullshit.

A. Because forming a community around criticism leads to the same circle jerk as constantly defending it. (And it really, it's just a pussy way of dealing with others period.)
B. Thanks to the way Tumblr works, you can still see SU Critical even in unrelated searches.
C. Even the complaints made back then were BS (Opal being Hindu, Sugilite being black, etc.)

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>>92260452
Me.

I don't give a shit about the show being off-model or on-model, so long as the animation is fluid and dynamic. I would love for somebody for tell me why I should give a fuck about the characters being on-model, since everyone's so adamant about it.

>>92260622
no fuck you
our thing is THE moon and THE sun
all those faggot runner up aliens can name their celestial bodies whatever

>>92260662
> a couple of deviant homos feel they are getting stale and try to freshen it up by agressively coercing a virgin into a threesome
Disgusting.

What SU episodes do you watch when you're depressed?

>>92260622
>>92260460
>we get one nerdy scientist gem that keeps referring to Homeworld as "Gemworld" or some other name
>all the other gems either don't know what she's talking about or think she's weird as fuck for not just calling it "Homeworld"

I'd be satisfied with this.

>>92259706
This is a really rapeable face. I want to hurt this gem.

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>>92260710
>watching su episodes more than once

>>92260732
>I want to hurt this gem
Get in line buddy.

>>92260703
move on grandpa Pluto is no longer a planet and you are living on Terra with Luna orbiting it.
Luna IS A MOON.
Terra is a planet.

You can go buy earth for your plants.

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>>92260576
i blame the FOOLISH SAMURAI

i forgot that western cartoons were good

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>>92260740
>not watching SU over and over again

>>92260750
I bet you're one those cucks that wants me to start using the metric system too.

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Post cute lapis x steven pics.

>>92260758
Too late, people hate SJ too now.

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>>92260740
is this a offical lapis?

is lapis the only gem that looks good in the show and fat art?

jasper is a sex beast in fan art but shes like a fucking fridge in the show

why is that?

>>92260576

who fucking cares

>>92260721
honestly, keeping in mind that they're an space empire it would make a lot of sense that the average gem knows their home planet as the homeworld and not by whatever is named. there's probably a lot of gems that haven't even seen it in their whole life

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>>92260765
>not having your initial unrelenting enthusiasm for the show dampened by a combination of a naturally fading interest over the course of two years and an increase of depression and stress in your life that makes you only watch the su episodes once as you wait for something exciting to happen that might reignite the childlike wonder you once held for the show

>>92260833
No, it's an Amepis

>>92260703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7rw9SFsQ_I
Earth is a terribly stupid name for a planet.
Don't worry every civilization has their flat earth model phase and names the thing they are standing earth/dirt/rock.
Its time to grow up I vote to name this planet Eden since its so full of life while other planets are dead rock balls.

>>92260622
Incorrect, the old names are somewhat obsolete and are relics within themselves.

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>>92260452
>Is there anyone else who doesn't give a shit about the gems heights?
I don't. There's been height inconsistency issues that were more present in season 1. There was even more art issues with Hellen Jo around overall.

It's the writing that's a bother.

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>>92260710
>Lion 3: Straight to video
>"Steven we can't both exist, so I'm going to become part of you and whenever you love being yourself, that's me loving you and love being you- take care of them steven"
Absolutely perfect, it's so heartwarming

>>92260898
>Dirt, planet DIRT!

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>>92260906
See
>>92260898
Lets have a vote on the name of this planet.
I say Eden.
Sounds great and is nice form mythology, Eden the garden planet.

>>92260665
Like I said, the tag wasn't meant to be a community, just something so that tumblr savior or whatever can detect it and hide the post. But I definitely agree that the criticism should have just stayed in the main tag. However, /co/ and the su critical critical part of tumblr (yes, that's what they are calling themselves now) disagree on that.

>>92260750
> "move on grandpa"
> suggests using the names from a long dead language of a long dead empire
Is that how they are called in starcraft, anon?

>>92260833
It's from The New Crystal Gems.
Topaz is the fridge, Jasper has an hourglass waist,

>>92260921
I don't think the writing is that bad in itself. The biggest problem is the unfulfilled potential of character interactions and arcs alongside a relentless grip on the show's status quo, both of which is amplified by the show's poor schedule.

>>92260966
look, let's not waste the good planet names for once we start colonizing on this trash heap

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>>92260980
>Is that how they are called in starcraft, anon?
Starcraft
http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Terran
>Literally humans are named Terrans
WEW LAD.

>suggests using the names from a long dead language
Same like Mars and Venus.
Remember Mars the god of war?

>>92260708
kind of hot, really. It was such a tease too, I want an episode where Garnet continually tries to get Peridot in the mood to fuse.

>>92260342
What if Jasper makes the meme barn great again?

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Look at my awesome Lapis recolor guys!

>>92260966
Wouldn't it be sacrilegious to rename Earth planet Eden?

>>92261054
We are naming the colonized one Elysium.
Besides it fits humans left the garden of eden.
See there is meaning behind the name.

>>92261032
Basically, this show is just a cock tease. They know what people want, but are holding off the delivery. Or at least I hope there's some delivery to hold off.

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>>92260833
>being autistic enough to find any of the poorly drawn cartoon characters in the show attractive

>>92261120
Only if you believe in the Abrahamic mythology anon.

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>there are Christianfags ITT

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>>92260708
I'm still insanely mad at the show for this fucking cock tease

>>92261123
Holy shit, we should rename earth planet EXODUS!

>>92261146
I would fuck any Jasper until I was dead

I prefer on-model porn

>>92260837

I do

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>>92261159
Really? I wasn't paying attention

>>92261159
Well, I'm not one to judge.
Do what you want.

>>92261153
Eeeeh, it still feels unfitting, almost humiliating.

>Hey guys I fixed it by using the Latin word for dirt

>>92261179
You have to be subtle about it anon.
There are more hidden meanings.
Mythology humans where created in the garden of eden.
Humans evolved on the planet Eden.

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SMOL GEMS!

>>92261095
>It was such a tease too
Ugh. It really left distasteful. Mostly because Garnet was being a total dick to Peridot just a few episodes prior to that and never owned up to it.

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>>92261244
Gemlings are dead, Lolijaspers reign

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>tfw this PD design will probably be way better than canon design

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>>92261276
Lolisper when

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>>92261276
And meatballs, part of a balanced diet
>>92261301
That's just a safe looking cutie, even BD was bolder while still looking pretty. Play it too safe and you end up with anime lappy waifu

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>>92260837

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>>92258932

>>92261240
But we should pick something less "Fall from grace" and more along the lines of "We're awesome", right?

What's humanity's greatest achievement?

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I want a new song. I like Lars, but I don't think he'll have a good singing voice, so hopefully someone else.

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>Rose made me feel like I was everything
Wait, Did Rose abuse her?

>>92261371
moon landing
hey, let's name our planet moon

>>92261388
Rowz made me feel bigger and stronger than the both of us

>>92261388
Pearl is a literal cuck. And Rose was most likely a slut.

>>92261383
Topaz song, calling it

>>92261431
>No lyrics

>>92261388
Rose was a whore so yes

>>92261348
You posted it. I've been hoping it'd pop up.

This Steven is really boyfriend material.

>>92261265
>Garnet was being a total dick to Peridot
Was this when Peridot called her a filthy war machine or when she asked her to unfuse or when she was dissing Rose Quartz and advocating for the destruction of Earth?

I think Garnet was pretty justified in all her behaviour and Peridot comes to understand her point of view, which is the entire point of Log Date.

Did Rose use Bismuths Breaking point to shatter pink diamond?

>>92261417
she was. she didn't understood human relationships until greg. and she said there was others before him. it's canon

Do we have any idea who Topaz's VA could be yet? I remember Ashly Burch mentioned she was voicing a SU character

>>92261466
Damn right he is

>>92261371
Actually i was thinning it fits perfectly the garden was full of good yet there was evil and danger in it (the snake) kind of describes our history.

Besides I never associate Eden with something bad only wonderful images of majestic garden.

https://www.google.com/search?q=eden&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi_mNez--XTAhWJiiwKHU1yAtkQ_AUIBigB&biw=1438&bih=774

I was thinking about naming our planet Hephaestus since we humans build things and its our planet however I think its to associated with heavy industry.

You can always go the classic route of:
>Terra
>Gaia
Or even be completely fancy and scientific
>Sol 3

>>92259686
It would be shit and you know it.

>>92261557
If you wanna keep the roman theme going we should be planet vesta because she was goddess of the home and this is our home planet

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>>92261417
Pearl is still dealing with the fact that being a free gem made her more emotionally like a human than she cared to realize. I hope they still deal with that somehow even if the possibility of an explicit relationship with S. is uprooted and destroyed.

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>>92260180
but she is fat wtf

>>92261530
I can't imagine Ashly voicing that walking fridge. I'm still thinking it's a Lapidot fusion or maybe even Mystery Girl if she comes back.

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Pearl's big, floppy, ballerina feet

>>92261123
nah, the first colonies outside the earth are gonna have scientific names. then something stupid chosen with an Internet poll or a corporate name from the company building it. later the names of the early explorers

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>>92261626

>>92260162
>>92260291
Coach Steven was garbage and the series never stopped improving.

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>>92261530
She's voicing Lapearl fusion with her Ms. Pauling voice.

>>92261628
Likely mystery girl. I remember Ashly revealing she was gonna voice a SU character right after that episode.

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>>92261623

>>92260360
it'd be pretty cool
it's not going to happen though

>>92260859
This is why its stupid to name a (Planet? Star System? Cluster? They never explained it actually) "homeworld".
They should have a different name you can go with the borg way of doing it
>Sector ZERO
>Matrix ZERO
>Prime sector

A nations capital is not named homeworld.
The best SU defenders can do is point out that IRL way back in olden days and in a long dead language the primitive people who lived there used a sound that kind of sounded like the name today with a meaning of "home place".
However people have long forgotten that language and no one even cares at this point.
So the name is safe to use.

>>92260750
that's just moon and earth in italian

>>92261557
hephaestus is a good name for the first permanent human colony outside the earth. whatever it is is gonna be born out industry, all metal and rock

>>92261735
Sorry Indexer, but I can honestly blame Google and tumblr artists' inability to accurately tag and describe their posts

>>92261530
I would die laughing if Ashly Burch voiced Topaz

>>92259314
Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself

>>92261557
How about Planet Mondas?

>>92261159
who cares?

Is autistic star wars fan anon still around? I fell asleep.

>>92259040
>>92258848
For the reason why Peridot isn't using her id number, compare with Amethyst using hers and others' upon finding hers out. Peridot wants so badly to be an individual. She refers to herself as only "Peridot" to YD because she got so used to it being her name, the way humans do it. She was the Peridot of earth. This speaks more to her self esteem issues.

With Amethyst it's the opposite. She was happy to find out she wasn't the only one, that there were other earth amethysts like her. That's why she gladly identified herself as 8XM when around other amethysts, as well as calling the others by their numbers. Back on earth she drops it because it's no longer necessary, being the only amethyst on earth. See how that works?

>>92261159
>christfags
>in a general for the show about Space Jesus

It really shouldn't come as a surprise.

>>92261794
>italian
Not English good enough for me.
you better look up what the Indian names you adopted for places/town mean.

>>92261371
>What's humanity's greatest achievement?
the internet

>>92261095
The tiny nervous whimpers peri made were great too.

>>92261903
probably some shit about bears

>>92261889
>Is autistic star wars fan anon still around?
>>92261743

>>92261892
epic meme

>>92261743
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_Istanbul#.C4.B0stanbul
Why did Constantinople get the works? The locals called it The Big Smoke, autist jerks.

>>92261917
nah, it's space travel

>>92260162

SAO was always shit.

>>92259847
Goverment forms
>Goverment is bad
>Form rebelion
>Take things to far
thing is,in SU this is the past.not the actual plot of the show.

>>92261937
wow hes pathetic.