Stormin' Norman fucked his own shit up storytime

>>92255208
This reminds me too much of the "Joker cuts off his face" thing.

>>92255196
Oh, hey ! Hi scene from Tim Burton's Batman ! Please, take a seat !

This seems like a really cool idea but it's Slott so I know it is going to end up be disappointing.

>>92255227
Peter talks as if he's going to finnally fucking kill norman, and we know he wont

Thanks, OP. I have to agree with >>92255575. This will probably have a weak conclusion.

ASM has had pretty good art consistently for the past few years.
its a shame that its fucking wasted on Slott's writing.

>>92255353
Oh, hey ! Hi Barney ! Long time no see.

>>92255299
>Mooooo

slott is so boring i actually don't give a shit about the quintessentially supervillain plot of "norman turns everybody into green goblins"

I think i really hate his norman. He fumbles villains like nobodies business

Slott, please leave, it only hurts more to see you like this

Better than the Clone Wars mess before it.
So far.

>>92255920
He doesn't actually give a shit about any Spidey villain except Ock and the ones he created. This will end with Norman completely fucked up, and either him, peter, or both, realizing that Doc Ock is in fact his true arch nemesis.

>>92255208
I'm da joker baby
or at the very least a less cut up jigsaw

No scenes of Otto scheming? Shame. Otto is just about the only thing I care about from Slott's run these days. At least he puts effort with Otto. I hate the way he writes Norman.

I just don't can believe that people buy this.

>>92255920
Norman in Superior was pretty great up until that "he just runs away off panel" scene.

is this the same osborn that ran away ON FOOT from two(2) spidermen?

>>92255376
thanks, doc

>>92255216
Too bored to go on.

>>92255575
>Norman will just run off-panel again

>>92255376
>only 17 pages. Not even a full 22.

Fucking Slott, you lazy piece of shit.

>>92256599
It was 20, there were 4 double page spreads.

>>92256639
Still not 22.

>>92255208
does slott have a a fetish for scarring spider-man character's faces? seriously?

>>92255208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kka0jDxzzQo

>>92256696

books aren't 22 pages anymore bro

>>92256696
I don't think any Marvel comic has been 22 pages for a long time.

>>92256843
>>92256844
>Marvel cheaping out on page count and charging more.

>>92256710
>every spider villain gets scarred
>ock gets a peter clone body

>>92255313

The 90's are back

>>92255239
So why didn't Peter just tell SHIELD about what's going on?

>>92255227
How the fuck do you enslave the entire population of a European country without it making the news?

>>92257425
peter been burning his bridges and shield are stupid assholes who can't do anything right

>>92255227
All that pre-Superior SpOck drama about Peter being angst for Sable's "death" and their reunion isn't as touching as should be. That's low and lame, Slott.

I was waiting at least Spidey get unsure for see another "dead person" comming right after Clone Saga 2.0.

>>92255275
That joke wasn't funny...

>>92255275
>Alright! Here's the plan! We invade a former soviet republic with cheap chinese spiderman product knock-offs who are BIGGER, BETTER and have more VROOOM!

>>92255179
I am so fucking sick of Alex Ross covers.

>>92255179
Zdarsky's FCBD issue was better than this trash.

>>92258765
Alex Ross should make covers to good comics, not this.

>>92255179
This is just boring. Fuck Marvel for not taking Slott off Spidey for Legacy.

>>92260346
...Is he seriously STILL on spider-man after legacy? What the fuck?

>>92255216
>Karkov

Oh, for fuck's sake. When will retards at Marvel learn how slavic surnames work? She's a woman so she would be named Karkova.

>>92255262
Does Bobbi want the Spider-D?

>>92255216
I like how he knows he has a very large weapons industry going but isn't 100% sure if it's the biggest in the world. He sat down with wikipedia and compared his weapons industry to all the countries of Europe but stopped there.

>>92255227
Bit wouldn't the rhino still FEEL you since he had you gripped in his hands? I know people like to call the Rhino dumb but he can't be THAT stupid.

has any Superior been in this since 25? i'm debating reading it for Immonen

>>92255376
SHIELD. You are fucking incompetent.
You let a wanted war criminal enslave an entire european nation AND conduct human experimentation with psychotic supersoldier drugs.
What other stuff has shield done that's remotely as big of a failure as this?

>>92260673
Do Slavic surnames change based on gender? Ever other culture I've encountered keeps the last name regardless and the first name is the one that's gendered, like how Peter David has a "masculine" last name but his daughter would still be called David i.e. Ariel David.

>>92261322
There has been no superior as far as I recall, but that's because this storyline is so boring and bland that the issues literally kinda morph together. If he has appeared he's probably said no more than "THAT PETER RUINING MY COMPANY MY REPUTATION MY LEGACY YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU CROSSED ME" because he plays no plot significance whatsoever.

I don't recommend reading this even for Immonen. I love his art, but even he can't save Dan Slott's trainwreck.

>>92261702
Spock was the guy who tipped off that Peter was invading a foreign company.

>>92261702
>>92261922
He also showed up like two issues ago taking over a hydra cell.

>>92260788
who doesnt?

>>92262532
Mary Jane

>>92260566

>Amazing Spider-Man by Dan Slott (still). In another Word Balloon podcast recently, Slott talked a lot about his long term plans for the title and how Superior Octopus sets up future stories. Seems a pretty clear indication that Slott's time on the book is not close to ending.

>>92255208
you look fucking horrible, norman

>>92255179
Is this how that motorcycle is supposed to be working?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhuFkN63r6M

>>92263286
Thank God to that. She can have it in RYW. After be sure Annie's shenanigans won't cockblock her and Pete.

>>92261633
If the surnames end with "ov", they do. Also "ev", "in" and "sk".

>>92257463

Slott should stop using that word, I don't think he knows what it means. By all appearances, the people of Symkaria are at worst wage-slaves for Norman. They don't appear to be actually enslaved or oppressed.

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>>92255208
Looks way too much like pic related

>>92255216

Norman has lost his powers, he's just an evil genius. He's become a super-arms manufacturer, operating out of a castle, and selling advanced weapons to any dictator, terrorist, criminal or madman who can pay. His girlfriend is evil Slavic nobility, and he has his own private army.

Where were you when Norman Osborn was a metal mask away from becoming Marvel's Destro?

>>92255328
>When it comes to goblins I'm the best you can get
>Has suffered the heaviest casualties at the hands of Goblins
>Literally cucked by a Goblin

For being a evil super genius, a master plan of just turning everyone into goblin soldiers is really stupid.

He's literally just making goblin nation 2.0

>Norman finally just perfected his goblin serum
>meanwhile Kingsley did it years ago
>kingsley also is currently not about to get assfucked my peter and his team yet again

Best goblin my ass

>>92266886

He didn't "perfect the serum", he just timed his exposure to it better than Norman did.

And he's also currently dead or in prison after getting one-shotted by Carl Manvers.

Your response will be "REEEEEEEEEEEEE that was just a brainwashed dupe", on the basis that he must always retain the plot-armor he had when his identity was a mystery.

>>92255227
>How did you get away?
>"Well, I broke free, and got away."
>Brilliant.
Bravo Slott, almost as good as Bendis.

>>92266596
Sable saves everyone is forced to work in the weapons factory, though I assume they do actually get paid for it. Mandatory conscription, kinda like those mandatory army service requirements some countries have.

>>92268183

Conscription may not be nice, but it's entirely legal in a number of countries that it, and conscription for factory-work is less likely to get you killed than military conscription.

It's not nice, but it's certainly not slavery, and it's a terrible comparison.

>>92268338
A funny thing is that Slott's favorite presidential candidate wanted to implement a National Service Reserve.

>>92255833
camancouli is trash.

>>92268815
i like him alot tbqh he's no 10/10 but he's a solid 7or 8

>>92260788
This arc is basically Peter's attempt to have a threesome

>read through the issue for at least one panel of Ock
>not a single Ock appearance
What a fucking waste of time.

>>92272581
Just hold out for one more issue and you'll get an entire arc.

>>92255328
>>92255313

You know these two pages really show how fast Spidey's harem is growing.

>>92255208
Time has not been kind to Tommy Lee Jones.

>>92261493
>What other stuff has shield done that's remotely as big of a failure as this?

Well, there was the time that SHIELD let Norman Osborn take them over and dissolve them without a fight.

Or the time that SHIELD let a Hydra infiltrator become their leader and then conquer the U.S.

>>92272783
Are we really getting an Ock arc after this? When is he giving Ock a rest?

Friendly Eastern Europe Freedom Fighter Spider-Man. Who thought people would want to read this?

>>92276705
The same person that thought people would want to read Ben Reilly as Deadpool.

>>92261493
Fury Jr. is disappointing.

>>92277217
He's not the actual director even if Slott writes him as if he is.

>>92266844
Well, Slott has been rehashing previous stories for a while now.

>>92276247
The next arc is a Secret Empire tie-in with Otto as the villain, and Slott's never giving him a rest. As long as Slott is alive and writing ASM, you won't be able to go a full year without Otto showing up.

>>92267768
I actually don't mind it and that would make a nice mini or something. Silver Sable fakes her death so she can operate from the shadows and deal with anyone that tried to come after her. With the right team that could make a great mini.

I'm just glad to see her again even though I know Slott or someone else will ruin it in the end.

>>92255275
>new Wild Pack
Goodbye butch Asian latel and actual legit nigger hatin' racist.

good

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>>92256480
>HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

>>92261633
Yes they do. Remember that president of NAACP, Rachel Dolezal? He turned out to be white, just pretending to be black? It was hilarious for every slav, not only because her last name is clearly czech, but also because it's supposed to be Dolezalova.