Guess what comes out tomorrow my friends.... So The issue starts

>>92245137
Ew.

>>92245137

It sounds disjointed, as if written by somebody who really only knows about the Marvel universe from the old cartoons and some pages posted to social media.

It checks out as genuine.

>>92245266
If you want proof on the actual cover they show Storm in her original get up but in the actual issue it's her Mohawk look, also she has her powers somehow too.

Also if I'm feeling nice I will storytime the Judge Dredd America arc. This book is a trainwreck.

>>92245137
Remember when /pol/ edited Sarah Andersen's comics to be alt-right propaganda? Why haven't they done that to America Chavez?

What do you guys find wrong with this comic? This is hitting the demograph that it is targeting (women and minorities) so why do you have a problem if they are enjoying it?

>>92245789
It's poorly made.

If you're going to try to get me to buy a comic you're going to have to try harder.

>>92245694
Nobody gives a shit about America but /co/. Sarah was almost as funny as Ben Garrison, and simplistic to edit through not being an eyesore, while America is just insane, gibbering shit.

>>92245694
It would take a lot of time to do it with this comic. The comic is dialogue heavy as hell and the comic art is just not great enough to have fun with.

>>92245814

You aren't the target audience but that's why they made Secret Empire so you can enjoy it. Marvel is trying to broaden their strike zone and that means not everyone will enjoy each comic.

>>92245694
Because Sarah Andersen's comic was innocent and apolitical and were perfect as a template.
It's bad but it doesn't warrant a parody like Muh Phoenix or I Don't Need Your Civil War because people consider America to be hilariously stupid and bad and not just stupid and bad

>>92245789
it's not though......most honest reviews have called it terrible and it's not selling at all....it's a really bad comic that is so bad it's the new storytime of pain. Issue 3 is just as bad.

>>92245137
The more this crap gets discussed about, the more people will assume that America is a reflection of the majority of the Western comic medium

If Merka was raised in Puerto Rico how come she can't speak Spanish, chico? Dios Mio, this book makes my enchiladas muy caliente!

>>92246004
This issue also has the worst Spanglish........it's not pretty.

>>92245898
>.most honest reviews have called it terrible

Who?

>and it's not selling at all

>America sold 43,592 copies in March

>>92246119
Well check Tumblr and Reddit if you want to see people bitch the user score on aggregit sites will tell you too. Also first issue sales are always huge anyway they don't tell you actually anything.

>>92245891
That's the thing, no parody of America could possibly be as hilarious as the actual comic.

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When self-victimization runs through the family

>>92246714
>wanting to speak spanish

>>92246714
I'm pretty much bilingual and I don't have an accent. Hell, my mother is actually upset that my native language skills are not as strong as my English.
On a side note, people have been saying that Gabby was insulted in Spanish but she didn't understand what they were saying, anyone have screenshots?

>>92245789
Shit art

Shit writing

All in all it's shit. I think it's alright to hate shit, isn't it?

>>92246714
That's fair. Puerto Ricans have the worst accents both on spanish and english.

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>>92246714
You could have still been bilingual in a non-shit language.

Maybe French

>>92245789
>This is hitting the demograph that it is targeting (women and minorities)
Isn't it selling like shit?
I live in the Bay Area (kill me) and the people who America reminds me of would never touch a comic nor read in general.

>>92246946
>in a non-shit language.
>Maybe French
????

>>92246782
>>92246946
What's wrong with Spanish? Admittedly, I've never even tried to learn it.

Do you have spoilers for a comic people actually care about?

>>92247090
people do care about this with the amount both issues have been storytimed,

>>92247074
It's only spoken by retards, like South Americans and Iberians.

European Spanish sounds like a faggy lisp, and American Spanish sounds whiny.

>>92247074
whats the use in Spanish? Its not really exotic enough to get you girls, it doesnt sound all that nice compared to the other romance languages, and nearly all the Spanish speaking countries are awful

>>92247162
Poor Chile, the one bastion Spanish glory

>>92247139
>>92247162
OK, so just racist shit, gotcha.

>>92247090
I was going to get Amazing Spider-man as well but I only had time for America.

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>>92247240
A language isn't a race, you Mongoloid

>>92247240
When did i say a word about race?

>>92247162
This, pretty much.

t. Mexican

>>92246949
>Bay Area (kill me)
I've lived most of my life over there, what part?

>>92247270
Can you only communicate through anime/manga girls pictures?

>>92247271
Fine, bigoted shit. Same difference.

>>92246119
for a #1 is very poor

>>92247311
Fremont
Granted, it could be worse
It could always be worse

>>92247216
Chile murderized the Spanish language more than any country though.

>>92247346
>facts are bigoted now
Seriously though, has Spain had any real success since the Armada?

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>>92247346
You're allowed to like things, anon. If you like Spanish, that's fine.

Just don't be mad when it gets called retarded.

>So many beautiful languages, and you chose Spanish

>>92247378
Fremont's alright. I'm from South San Jose.

>>92247379
It was a justified killing.

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>>92247425
Oh, you can use Asian girls too, that's novel. I guess calling you a weeaboo would be redundant, so I'll just dismiss your opinion for being one of those and carry on.

>>92247379
I meant in the sense that it's a semi-stable country in the midst of the disaster that's South America.

Well, at least Spain can take solace in the fact that they're not responsible for Brazil, the Crown turd of the South American Shit Regalia

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>>92247501
>Asian
Who's the racist now?

>>92247162
>it doesnt sound all that nice compared to the other romance languages
You can't say that in a timeline where French and Romanian still exist.

>>92247567
>Implying French doesn't sound nicer than Spanish
Kys, Pedro

Oh, and good job bringing up Romanian. You might as well bring up Ladin for all the good that does.

Why do people hate French language? I'd understand Germonkey, Nordcuck or slavshit languages.
Finnish best language.

>>92247162
t. virgin neckbeard
Yeah, anon. Because there's no such thing as the Latin lover stereotype. I'm Hispanic and there are plenty of girls who find Spanish to be sexy and exotic. I know from experience. I'm interested to hear what language you think is sexy and exotic though.

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>>92247693
>Not even IE
Fuck man

>>92247622
French people couldn't enunciate if their lives depended on it. Their retarded orthography surely doesn't help.

Also, don't move goalposts.

>>92247715
Persian

>>92247738
Enunciation is not tantamount to attractiveness. The flow of the French is nice sounding.

If you want a nice sounding enunciate language, look for Italian.

Romanian is definitely ugly, but putting yourself against gypos isn't saying much

>>92247693
It's too velar and has far too many mid vowels.

>>92245789
>minorities
did you mess the dozen threads or so of spics ripping a hole into this comics?

>>92247753
kek Yeah because so many American girls would find a language they associate with terrorists to be attractive.

>>92247715
Settle down, Angry Joe.

>>92247983
Y-you too, Cletus Spuckler.

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>>92247943
Uh, they would.

The only thing American girls like better than illegals are members of the Religion of Peace.

Plus the parsi dindu nuffin. haven't you read the Kite Runner?

>>92247804
I think the use of the rolled tongues in french is what makes it sounds so attractive, I might be biased because I'm mexican but spanish sounds a bit too simple as far as languages go, I feel the same way about english but english has that globalization factor going for it.

>>92247753
>Allahu Ackbar

Ooooh that's what gets all the coochies wet.

>>92248052
That's Arab.

Persian is IE

>>92248023
Nah. Being a light skinned Hispanic is the definition of "non-threatening ethnic". You speak a foreign language that people find sexy, but you're not brown so a lot of the racist inclinations in white people are largely lost.

>>92248117
Non Arab MEs are light and handsome.

>>92248068
Like any American girl listening is going to be able to parse the difference unless they are well-versed in middle eastern languages.

>>92247693
>Finnish best language.

Shouldn't you be killing yourself?

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>>92248117
>>so a lot of the racist inclinations in white people are largely lost

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>tfw excited for a shitty comic
Should I end my life?

>>92248133
All in the same "non-threatening ethnic" boat. But I think being middle eastern is a red flag by default currently for more people than being Hispanic.

>>92248165
Every Race is racist, it's only bad when nonhispanic white people do it.

So yes, the white race does have racist inclinations, the same ones every race has.

>>92247824

They are self loathing people who oppress themselves to validate themselves to the white man.

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>>92248165
It's true familia. My ex was white and her dad was legitimately racist. Like he didn't believe people of different races should intermarry. But I'm light skinned, have no accent, have my shit together, and am charismatic so he didn't care. He only asked my ex for clarification over text when I told him I was Puerto Rican during dinner one night. And she verbatim said "If you were dark skinned he would have had a problem with it". But the benefit was that I can speak it fluently so I could whisper it in her ear when we were fooling around and she'd get super wet.

>>92248174
That's because standard Hispanics are slowly getting absorbed into the White category, like the Italians and Irish did.

Doesn't help that their Mestizo genes will slowly get diluted into nothing over a few decades.

Then you get to feel guilty too :^)

>>92247162
You learn Spanish to know what the help are saying and how much they have stolen from you.
Primary Spanish speakers cook your food and do your menial labor. Since taskmasters are out of favor you have to speak their filthy poor mud language to protect yourself from them

>>92248204
When you're Hispanic in the U.S. it's more likely that if someone is being racist towards you they're nonhispanic white. Anyone who is Hispanic would tell you this.

>>92245137
Dare I say it...Has Christian Chandler's Sonichu been surpassed?

>>92248257
I'm mixed and the most racist people I've ever known have been some kind of brown. I've only met one truly racist White person and he was a cab driver.

>>92248285
That's because there's more of them, and you don't generally overlap with Black communities

>>92248170
> Shockwave reads America
> He goes nuts, screaming ILLOGICAL!

>>92248260
>That's because standard Hispanics are slowly getting absorbed into the White category, like the Italians and Irish did.

Ehhh I don't think so. At least not for a very long time. There's always going to be an association with Spanish=Mexicans=poor illegals in the U.S.

People like to play this game where you're "basically white" until it's convenient for them to shit on you for being Hispanic.
>>92248284
>>www.stormfront.org

>>92245137
OP forgot to tell you about the lesbian dance fighting troupe joining the battle at the end. Somehow.

I can't be assed to look for the thread from yesterday I posted spoilers in, but it lines up with what OP says.

>>92248340
>There's always going to be an association with Spanish=Mexicans=poor illegals in the U.S
Yes, and the Irish are still associated with Drunks.

That don't make them less white any more.

>>92248303
That's interesting
>>92248307
That's not true. Hispanics and Blacks tend to not be as well off and end up going to the same schools, living in the same areas, etc.

>>92248375
The thing is no one really thinks of Hispanics as being ""White"" in the US. No one. Not in the way that they see Italians. At all.

>>92245789
Women and minorities like well written things too. They sure as hell aren't buying this book in droves.

>>92245137
>she was apparently raised in Puerto Rico by her adopted Grandmother
wait what the fuck? Wasn't she raised by her moms in the lesbian utopia dimension?

Is this their justification for her acting annoyingly over-latino, despite the fact that she was raised in a pocket dimension with no exposure to latino culture?

>>92249079
>women like well-written things
explain Twilight and 50 Shades

>>92246714
Im ESL bilingual and the accent problem is not really bad after a while, you just kind of lose it with a little effort.
What a dumb reason to not teach someone a language, seriously. It kind of sounds like a retarded excuse for obviously using Google Translate.
But she should be grateful her first language is the most spoken language in the western world.

>>92247501
This guy is right, stop using animes as reaction faces

>>92249112
Her mothers died when she was a small child and she ran away from the Utopian Parallel

>>92249425
so did her grandmother not live in the Utopian Parallel for some reason?

>>92249123
>annoyingly over-latino

I always find it funny how the "RACIAL PRIDE, IT'S NOT WRONG TO BE PROUD OF YOUR HERITAGE" fags of /pol/ fall to pieces when someone non-white acts proud of their heritage.

>>92246946
>French
>Non-shit
Quebec begs to differ.

>>92247074
>What's wrong with Spanish?
Spanish people speak it.

>>92248375
>he thinks Latinos are considered white

That's cute. Yeah, the president totally got elected by telling whites he was going to build a wall to keep out other whites.

>>92247378
Never thought I'd see a fellow person from Freakmont on /co/.

>>92246004
Apparently, her mom didn't teach her Spanish because she didn't want her to speak acccented English.

>>92249452
*adopted grandmother

>>92249562

Nice try, except I am latino and she's fucking annoying. I don't know anyone who acts like this. What fluent english speaker peppers their language with random spanish, like they're Speedy Gonzalez?

>>92249773
Latino here also. I hated when Blue Beetle did it in YJ too. If anything we say full phrases when switching from back and forth. Maybe say a word in English if there's no direct translation but that's it really.

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>>92245884
Let's see if I can simplify it:
The Character makes no sense.
Everything she says ACTUALLY infuriates the target audience of Spanish speakers and homosexuals.
Nothing she says sounds like it came from a human being.
Coupled with the fact that the writer they hired has ZERO experience writing a comic book and knowing very little basic spanish and they simply plucked out of the shitheap because she was the most "Woke" Lesbian writer they could find, it's a never ending shitshow of epic proportions. Also the book has more plot-holes than her origin.

Another season of /co/ refusing to shut up about the books any reasonable person would deem not even worth bringing up

>>92249914
terrible comics and /co/ are like dark chocolate and red wine

>>92249914
People always slow down to look at traffic accidents.

>>92249881
>Also the book has more plot-holes than her origin.
What plotholes were in her origin?

>>92245789
Anon I'm a minority and I hate it.

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>>92247501
>Asian girls
>pic is clearly a south american indian

>>92250063
Ok let's see what we got plot-hole wise:
She breaks up with her girl friend simply because she doesn't want to move in with her, despite having her main power being that she move between dimensions ANYWHERE.
A large portion of inconsistencies between how she's presented in the Ulitmates and her comic. How many times does she sound like a freaking stereotype in the Ultimates comic vs her own comic? Granted she's a cunt in both but at least in Ultimates there's a reason for it, while in her comic she's a cunt to EVERYONE she comes across. Lastly, the plot hole origin was a riff on her powers to punch anywhere.
(Also, I'm half Mexican and I just hate this comic because it's straight up shit)

>>92245789
Oh, it's the "i-it's just not for you" meme again.

just do the storytime in here

>>92253494
Can we just not do it at all?