Samurai Jack

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>>92238526

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brap

Is there a "to be continued" meme that freeze frame just before the Scotsman gets lasered?

>>92239135
EXTRA THICC

>>92238605

If only.

A world without Keanu would suck.

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Who knew ashi's mom was so radical

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>>92238526

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>>92239800
I deleted the last one and made it a better shot.

Haha memes are funnay

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"anon this game is really tough! you're a gamer right? beat this level for me!"

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Anyone got any joke ideas that don't involve drawing from scratch? I enjoy making these things

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Here, have a damn 1080 wallpaper of Metaphor Wolf.

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>>92238526

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>page 9

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>>92239918

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I remember this one from the last thread. Not sure if anybody did anything with it.

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Was so much fucking fun being combined with /ck/ for a night of SJ. But then sucked ass when Adult Swim cucked us when we were all getting along so well as /cock/ and hyped for SJ together.

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>>92242202

>>92239918
I wonder whether the irony that Phil LaMarr is black is lost on them.

>>92242850
>filthy frank
Man what a fucking fall from grace. Out of all the shit, I enjoyed his show is the only one I say got worse as more people started watching. Once he went mainstream he went full facebook memes.

>>92239981
Holy shit I haven't thought of those things in years.

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>>92242962
Did it? Shit I haven't watched any of his stuff in ages. Sucks to hear that.

>>92243004
The problem is he's so steeped in irony you can't tell if he's being serious about the depression shit or if he's making some super deep dig at the whole American teenaged angst shit. Either or he's gone lowest common denominator with his humor, and goes out of his way to make his videos as shittly produced as possible while taking a month to work on them somehow.

But his joji music is still pretty good for a Nujabes knock-off.

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>Be Jashifag
>Shitpost out of boredom, even relpy to my own post
>Get banned
>come back a few days later
>Find out there's 10 trillion shaggyposters
>mfw none of them get it right

>>92240021
What was even the point of re-introducing the Scotsman and having him come back as a Force ghost if they were never going to use him again?

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>>92243239

>>92243239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A925AIePWx

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>>92243408
>>92243414

Memes aren't just funny pictures, kids.

>>92243574
post memes or leave

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>>92243170
Always liked the music, but damn. Just going to hope the best that it's the super deep scenario.

>>92244013
YES

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last episode be like

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>>92244328
I sure fucking hope not.

>hopefully Ashi dies instead

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>>92244547
I want them both to live happily ever after.
Scaramouche too

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>>92244794
Some reason I think that Scaramouche living has a much higher possibility than both of them living. But we shall find out.

If it was an either or situation though between Jack and Ashi, I'd pick Jack 100% of the time to live.

>>92244822
>living happily ever after I mean

>>92238605

>Season 5 will never be adapted into a live-action trilogy starring Keanu

>>92239989

Has anybody webm'd that with sound?

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>>92244903
Fuck

>feels extremely bad

>>92244962
I loved John Wick as much as the next guy.

>>92242202
>someone saved your dumb ass OC
aww

>>92243414
10/10

>>92244903
>>92244962
Who would play Ashi?
Who would play Aku?
Who would play Scotsman?

>>92243415
It's upside down

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Genndy please spare him

>>92243357
he is going to guide jack to aku's lair now that he has his sword back. At least thats what I read

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>>92243170
youre honest to god retarded if you cant tell that hes being ironic.

>>92248470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxFxRXCG73M

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>>92249133
I can't blame Aku on trying to off Demongo the moment he failed, his voice makes me want to commit suicide

>>92242962
What actually happened was he started producing memes at the rate that normies watched him, meaning when he spouted anything it immediately became a Facebook meme, not the other way around
His content is still viable, it's just at the forefront, and also people are still quick to get offended over trivial shit

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>>92249276
what a great thread

>>92249292
Hmm, a villain with a grating voice. We certainly haven't seen a new one of those in this season.

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posting this one because it makes me laugh everytime

>>92249276
Whoever cropped this is a fucking monster - and I mean that in a really good way.

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>>92239990
>Aku 4:16

Hue

>>92238526
fuck i was just thinking about making this meme

>>92240156
Can someone explain this one to me?

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>>92240035
I miss beard jack so much

>>92239990
Is it just me or is that a really great quote even though it's not particularly profound? Obviously what you do reflects your personality, but he says it so eloquently. I keep repeating it in my head.

Shit. It is kind of like a bible verse.

>>92249472
I believe there's an irl version out there where a large black man is holding a white woman's head against his groin.

>>92249292
Kevin Michael Richardson?

>>92249661
I think he just doesn't like the high pitched/distorted voice of demongo. If he hates Kevin's voice, then samurai jack is the wrong show to watch lol

>>92249276
Dear god I'm heaven I'm crying and snot is dropping everywhere
This is what I get for not keeping up with reaction threads for two episodes
Any chance someone had an archive link for that? I'd like to save most of that oc

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>>92250229
I only have the one I made if you want it

>>92250288
I'll save it, haha

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>>92243414

saved

>>92240364
I love this one

>>92250229
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/91926689/

>>92250596
Aku has your pipe.

AKU. HAS. YOUR. PIPE.

>>92239981
HOLY SHIT, IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BATTLE ACTION STACKING FIGURE?

>>92243414
beautiful
also nice dubs

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>>92239918

>>92249276
Everytime I see this screencap I laugh for a solid 5 minutes, that thread was amazing

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>>92241959
Funny how I didn't notice that the first time around

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>>92250583
You are a good friend, friend

>>92249276
HAHAAH holy shit i was there for that exact thread and I saw when the guy posted it but didn't stay long enough for it to REALLY blow up like it did. Shit was hilarious

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>>92250648
Anon tried to be nostalgic about the image, not knowing ashis mom had LASER VAG POWERS

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"EXTRA THHHHHHHHHHHHHICK"

>>92249397
I get it

>>92247485
Aku would still be voiced by Baldwin
No idea about the other two tho

>>92250813
that star isn't even the star of david

>>92250596
HAPPY CAT SAY TIME TO WAKE UP

>>92256021
Saved

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>>92238526
Hi faggots,

My name is Jack and I dislike every single one of you. All of you are very troubled, indoctrinated, fools who spend every second of their day sperging out about shipping in cartoons. You are all of the suffering and devastation that is Aku. Honestly, has not one of you ever fought on the side of righteousness? I mean, I understand it’s fun getting angry because your own self-insert is getting laid, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than shaggyposting or calling Genndy a hack.
Don’t choose this path, just leave here now to fight another day. I’m pretty much the most feared warrior on the planet. I was the star pupil of a thousand masters, and the wielder of a weapon forged by the very gods themselves. What disciplines do you commit yourselves to other than “yell at Jashifags for liking Season 5.” How much longer can you keep this up?

Scroll Related: It’s me and my bitch.

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>>92238526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB_ub-9QANU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsTXeEf4ehw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhNX9GIufQc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imfSi391VXo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4b4yJRQYO8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtAKXA93dLM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb5KVQe0EPI

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>>92257620
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
samurai jack is known to be THE most hung guy in the future, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an unspeakable evil", with gargantual thickness that would rival da samoorhai and the scotsman. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed ashi's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with jack barely able to force it past the knob, and ashi moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on jacks throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

>>92250636
Now where could my pipe be.......?
Goddamn i love Fatal Farm

>>92260013
Switch the B and J around

>>92260123
Is this loss?

>>92243414
underrated, i fucking lol'd in real life

>>92247485
>Who would play Scotsman?
Billy Connolly

>>92249276
Christ it start stupid but I just kept laughing harder and harder as I scrolled down.

God bless.

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>>92249397

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>>92249276
Cant believe I made it into screencap. Mine was one with exploding sides.

Which are fucking exploding again.

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>>92262368
I did the Ghost Jack edit, here's a touched up version without white pixels around the s.

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>>92257707
>Attack on Titan one

>>92262368
I used this reaction image in that thread. Feels good to be so early on

>>92240267
>metaphor wolf

Wut? mettaphor for wat?

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>>92249472

>>92263490
Our daddy taught us not to be afraid of our figures of speech, especially since they are pretty deep and all

>>92243574
You're right. These are image macros.

>>92249276
You know what makes me laugh even harder?
The fact people belive we are all sorta of hackers and destroy everything but instead we do this
I'm literally crying

>>92265678
His beard and virginity: gone.

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>>92265918
>virginity

>>92239918
Top fucking kek

>>92239918
>White hope
>Japanese dude

>>92262368
I know that feel.

I was the smirking banana and the kirby ones.

>>92250596
Samurai Jack, 1.

>>92238526
i think the biggest samurai jack meme is how its the basis of like 20 shitty threads where the OP is just a hypothetical question

>>92266399
What did he mean by this?

>>92239989
>roundabout plays in the distance

Can anyone post the latest samurai jack collage?

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>>92249276
HOLY FUCK I NEED TO FIND THIS THREAD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP MY SIDES

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>>92266624
This?

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>>92266638
Dude someone linked it in this thread. Read a bit better will ya?

>>92266659
Yeah, thanks

>>92266638
>FIND
There are post numbers in the screencap. If that's not enough info there's no helping you.

>>92242226
needs scrolling Fs to be perfect

>>92261219

>Mulan sauce

>>92250650
that's now how dubs works friend. dubs is when the last 2 numbers of the post are the same.

>>92260051
jigBB21?

>>92267414
you mean like this?

>>92267916
>
yes. well done. very nice doubles.

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>>92267944

>>92267988
kek.

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>>92267988
Sheeeeeeiiiit

>>92239983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEgwxGWgiIg

>>92250596
>Now where could my purpose be?
>KILL YOURSELF

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>Rick and Morty trolls everyone on april first
>Genndy says nothing
>trolls everyone at an even greater magnitude with Jashi being canon

April 1st was our test, to be prepared for the master of all trolls.

>>92268493
I'll never forget that night

>that music when they get close
>"whats poking me?"
>those slugs eating her cloths
>That kiss music

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hahahahahahahahhahahaha

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>>92269457
>screenshotting other posts to share on /co/ and get some (you)s
>while having a tumblr account yourself
How sad

WUBALUBBAbrappDUBDUB

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>>92243414
I love you.

>>92267988
DUBLAHU DURKBAR

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>>92243414

>>92250648
>>92239981
What were those called?

>>92271059
>that lip bite
HNGGH

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>>92271174

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>>92243414

>>92271226
please anon, i fapped already.

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>>92243414

>>92271099
Nak naks

>>92238526
WE WUZ AKU N SHIT

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>>92271059
>>92271226
Ashi is cute
CUTE

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>>92243239
>>92243414

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>>92262505
this one was my meaningful contribution to society

samurai scum?

more like samurai's cum

>>92250596
>pipe
>not portal
It's almost perfect.

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>>92271689

>>92250596
>that sharp intake of breath and sudden camera zoom as he remembers the construction worker saying "where could my pipe wrench be"
>tfw I know that exact emotion of seeing a random stranger say one of my favorite memes and getting that intense rush to the point where my eyes roll back in my head and my mouth hangs open

>>92271952
The ultimate bro

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>>92243414

>>92271494
>Genndy made fucking ZONE out of all people draw something pure and cute
Tartakovsky is a fucking miracle maker.

>>92271952
This is taking being a wingman to a whole new level

Obligatory
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB_ub-9QANU&list=FLmlBBj9AdRkhIqIpdYqkVUQ&index=2

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>>92243414
HE KNOWS WHERE THE GOOD MIC IS.
HE JUST WON'T TELL YOU!

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>>92273335
Yeah my laptop mic is sometimes awful and sometimes passable, but never decent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wmYyDLSLrg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpKBaItULOc

OH YEAH

PORRIDGE

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>>92273966
I'm gonna need this but with Jack in Phils place instead

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>>92238526
https://youtu.be/9Hmq_I7lpsI
https://youtu.be/0A_CBgvc7U8
here are all my homegrown memes

>>92274210
ayy you made the second one listed finally.

>>92251412
I read in his voice all too well

>>92261219
I know I shouldn't of enjoyed this, but I did

>>92269554
Second this, nobody gives a shit about literally whos on tumblr.

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>Samurai "Get rid of all kids" Jack
>Samurai "Out of the womb and into the tomb" Jack
>Samurai "Killing a child feels really wild" Jack
>Samurai "Toddlers are nothing but fodder" Jack
>Samurai "Premeditated Preschool" Jack
>Samurai "Targets are found on the playground" Jack
>Samurai "Brats get gats" Jack
>Samurai "Little Jack Horner's Dead in the Corner" Jack
>Samurai "Ten years or less and get laid to rest" Jack
>Samurai "First grader mutilator" Jack
>Samurai "Spike the Tykes" Jack
>Samurai "Crying Kid Crusher" Jack
>Samurai "Toddler Terminator" Jack
>Samurai "Preschool Purifier" Jack
>Samurai "You must be this tall to live" Jack
>Samurai "Gerber Grow-up Plan Gleaner" Jack
>Samurai "Trust Fund Refund" Jack
>Samurai "Child Coffin Collector" Jack
>Samurai "burn'em while they're still small" Jack
>Samurai "if their age is on the clock, they're ready for the glock" Jack
>Samurai "small necks snap the best" Jack
>Samurai "Warriors of Hope in my scope" Jack
>Samurai "The Kids Are Not All Right" Jack
>Samurai "Underage Undertaker" Jack
>Samurai "The Babysplitter" Jack
>Samurai "Silly rabbit, crypts are for kids" Jack
>Samurai "Infants get lead implants" Jack
>Samurai "Krazy Kid KIller" Jack
>Samurai "Lobotomized Liquidator" Jack
>Samurai "Baby Burner" Jack
>Samurai "Tots on the rocks" Jack
>Samurai "I'll murder all the kiddies for about tree fiddy" Jack
>Samurai "Newborn Nightmare" Jack
>Samurai "The field trips I take end with my van at the bottom of a lake" Jack
>Samurai "Leave your kid afterschool I'll drown them in a pool" Jack
>Samurai "Bungling the Younglings" Jack
>Samurai "Toddler Slaughter" Jack
>Samurai "Permanent Lullaby" Jack
>Samurai "Never Too Young To Die" Jack
>Samurai "Ten years or less and get laid to rest" Jack
>Samurai "Empty my nine at the lunch line" Jack
>Samurai "Late Term Abortion" Jack
>Samurai "Simon Says Die" Jack
>Samurai "Let the babies hit the floor" Jack
>Samurai "Rock a Bye Bye Baby" Jack

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>>92274658
I miss the episode three craze so much, shit was cash

>>92273966
>https://youtu.be/RPfMjL3JmkU
Visual representation of what Tumblr wanted out of Season 5

>>92260623
goddammit..

>>92274658
Too bad Ashi doesn't have a last name or I could do a list like this for mother-killing nicknames

>>92260623
>Scaramouche
>bear

>>92275124
He's actually pretty big

>>92241965
I'm guessing this is intended to be a female version of this:

>>92249397

>>92275147
4akU

>>92275147
for you

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>>92275124
That edit doesn't really count since it's just to make a joke
>>92275147
He's a big bot for you, babe

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>>92239981
Damn, I remember this thread, toppest of keks

>>92260623
>>92275124
wait i just realized it's loss

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>>92249397
>Scaramouche
>bottom

>>92275147
>>92275147
>>92275147
>>92275147

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>>92275347
Vicious power bottom, anon

>>92240053
Jesus fucking christ. This is the only thing going through my mind the whole episode. Is it just Simon Says? They're playing it like Simon Says

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>>92275349

>>92265918
>loses beard and immediately gets laid
take notes /co/

>>92239918
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT HOOD I BLACKU

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>>92249276
Oh jesus fuck on a stick my sides.

>>92275147
>>92275189
>>92275194
>>92275216
>>92275349
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZCLNzAzTY0
I hate myself for this

>>92239981
the only thing i remember of those is McDonald's had a toy line of these

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>>92275779
Oh man

>>92275779
By the way if anyone has an alternative "script" that I like better, I'll give it a go

>>92243414
really made me laugh, good one 10/10

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What Shaggyfag is doing now.

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>>92276024
don't you think you guys are pushing him a bit too hard?

>>92276051
He's the avatar of the antijashi crowd, he must suffer for their sins

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>>92276235
Sounds a bit much just for a sum of people with a dislike for something
Also I have too many SJ reaction images, please help

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>>92275940
fresh for you guys

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>>92276888
on its own

>>92275779
JEsus christ

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I Seriously Hope You Don't Assassinate Me

I missed MEGAs

>>92276024
>>92276235
I'll never forget that man, the way he swooced butthurt with every keystroke, my god the Shitpost a were masterfully crafted, a true artist.
It was an honor to enter (you) to (you) combat with him.

bamp

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>Oh, there it is, babe. The world famous scowl. Well, come on, Sammy baby, whip it out! You know what I'm talking about. That crazy dick of yours. Let's get whippin' and dippin', fappin’ and smashin’, whackin’ and jackin’, babe! Wait, back off a sec there, beardsly. Where...is your penis? Huh? I don't see it. Oh? No, no, no, no, NO, babe! Don't tell me. You lost...your penis!

>>92240077
>Life has many doors, Ed-boy

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>>92238526

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>>92239918
>>92242942
>>92266147
>>92266224
>>92275575

Samurai Black

>>92286790
Damn Tara thicc

Too bad she looks so old, especially next to Phil.

>>92286790
Phil looks like a serial killer there

>>92286790
Have any drawfags made a picture of Jack and Ashi posing like this yet?

>>92288731
I need this in my life

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>>92276024
>>92276235
>There are people who are still getting baited hard by Shaggyfag also this >>92280619

Truly the chad warden of /co/

>>92288892
Nobody who trolls this board will ever attain the same level of fame as Chad Warden.

>>92288963
I don't understand how people kept getting baited by him. Out of all the (You)'s only like 2 people in each thread knew he was trolling hard.

You're right though, there won't be another chad warden, he would get reported to oblivion by tumblr and reddit.

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>>92243414

>>92243414
Amazing.

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>>92243414

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>>92286790
You can see it in Phil's eyes. They fucked.

>>92266659
>That dog.
I'm still sort of surprised how much porn was made out of her.

>>92259415
>>92259596
Actual quality

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>>92271952
Kek.

>>92271952
I TWOAH OPEN SOME FRIENDSHIP
WHERE MY BROMANCE IS LAW

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>>92288153
Yup!

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>>92288207
More like a pussy slayer

>>92288153
>Tara
>Thicc

What?

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>>92290969
E X T A R A T H I C C

>>92279180
>She sees his penis

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>be me
>friend says that ashi could be Jacks daughter and that that will be a plot twist in ep 9
>call that theory retarded and say that i will eat a sock if they pull that shit off
>mfw i realize that almost only choices for father are Aku and Jack
Fuck

>>92293896
Or some random dude? the high priestess is still just some random chick.

>>92293930
Not to mention it would make no sense at all to fuck Jack/steal his semen to bear daughters to kill him. If they were really gunning for that twist, she would have said something to hint at it before getting Lion Kinged off the damn mountain.

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>>92293896
Do you SERIOUSLY think Samurai fucking JACK is going to feature Jack tongue-kissing his daughter while clasping her all-but-nude body to his to a sentimental romantic track?

>>92292753
>>92294169
>she feels his penis

>>92291066
He does not look 50, swear to god.

>>92293930
Eh there is a decent focus on fathers they keep bringing back, it's probably not Jack but I wouldnt be surprised if it was actually Aku

>>92294199
BLACK DONT CRACK

>>92294211
Kind of weird though given that Aku seems to know nothing of the cult, and the fact that Ashi and her sisters all seemed pretty human. Unless it's some weird thing where they have to have their demon half unlocked.

Where are the MEGA

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>>92274658
>Samurai "Killed her sisters, now I'm gonna fist her" Jack
>Samurai "Wielding a magic 'sword'" Jack
>Samurai "Extra thicc dick" Jack
>Samurai "Nail the Ninja" Jack

>>92294259
Well Aku does seem to just barely glance over whoever warships him, if he did anything with the cult I wouldnt be surprised if he genuinely just forgot

But who knows, could be nothing, could be important to the finale

>>92294169
Pic needs the Jacked.com
Logo.

>>92294259
>yfw the joke about Aku having a restraining order on the High Priestess is unironically canon

>>92274658
>>92294318
>Samurai "hump good" Jack
>Samurai "fill-her episode" Jack
>Samurai "wrecking vagina from indochina" Jack
>Samurai "spending my money on cultist cunny" Jack
>Samurai "smashin' the assassin" Jack
>Samurai "I TWOAH OPEN HER HYMEN, WHERE MY PENIS IS RAW" Jack
>Samurai "cultist-linngus" Jack
>Samurai "when does the fucking begin?" Jack
>Samurai "Jack and the crying dragon" Jack
>Samurai "nutt in the ninja" Jack

>>92238526
Which one of you faggots made this?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BT41OLwj5HJ/

>With a wet sputtering sound, 50 years of semen seeped into Ashi

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>>92288207

>>92294199
Was about to post this >>92294214
because it literally is true.

Also some men get more attractive as they age. This never happens with women.

>>92294750
THEY CHOSE THE BLACKED
THEYYYY CHOSE!

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>>92294750

>>92275703
Underrated.

ENOUGH

EVERYTHING, EVERY WORD, EVERY MEME YOU HAVE POSTED IS WRONG. ANON, ANON HAS LAID WASTE TO THE LOVE OF THIS BOARD! HE HAS DESTROYED /co/! WHERE DO YOU THINK WE ARE?! ANON HAS UNLEASHED THESE SHITPOSTS UPON OUR BOARD, AND THEY FEED OFF HIS CARNAGE!

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Does this one count as a meme?

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>Tumblrites seriously are mad because there are heterosexual couples in a show

this can't be serious,

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>>92293896
It's gonna be Aku, hands down.

Too obvious not to be. Besides, Genndy wouldn't pull an oldboy on us; He's going for the classical hero/villain fantasy epic. Not to mention, evil overlord's beautiful daughter has a certain charm to it, no?

>>92295030
No, but it's enjoyable nonetheless

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>>92295003
Get rekt faget

>>92295030
>I'm completely broken
I need a picture of Genndy as Bane breaking /co/mblr's back.

>>92295054
You right, it's not

>>92293896
>mfw i realize that almost only choices for father are Aku and Jack
You're forgetting the most likely option, which is
>they never explain who her father was because it's irrelevant

>>92295055
What if it's a Dragonheart-esque plot twist? Killing Aku means killing Ashi along with him, so Jack doesn't want to go through with it. But Ashi kills herself to end Aku's reign of terror and leaves Jack broken. He goes back to his own time and meets the girl that gave him his first kiss in the cornfield, and she looks just like Ashi.

>>92295055
>Ashi turns out to be an actual daughter of Aku
>in the final fight Aku knocks out Jack
>Jashi goes half-demon form and develops GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS

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>>92295142
Doubtful.
Even if the persona of Aku is vanquished, the primordial force behind him would persist under rule of ontological inertia (albeit contained). Ashi would probably be okay so long as there is light to balance the dark

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>>92294467
>Samurai "lecherous snake" Jack
>Samurai "how much longer can he keep it up?" Jack
>Samurai "heteronormative nightmare" Jack
>Samurai "fish breath" Jack
>Samurai "age difference is his preference" Jack

>>92238526
giv ashi gf

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>>92294850

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>>92243414
Thanks for the kek

>>92273524
Yeah, stick to Scaramouche babe

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>>92295403
>Samurai "Bushido on the streets, daddy in the sheets" Jack

>Samurai "Reeeal flesh and blood" Jack

>Samurai "This kanabo ain't gonna satisfy you any more" Jack

>Samurai "Man enough for 7 girls" Jack

>Samurai "Kill Aku, Bang her too" Jack

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>>92294318
>>92294467
>>92295403

KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umdoSJWanLc
>has both the armor and the sword in the teaser
>has both the beard and the sword in the promo poster
Was it just bullshit or will we somehow get the Punished Jack with the sword?

>>92297831
>will we somehow get the Punished Jack with the sword?

Be careful what you wish for.

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>>92243414

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>>92297597

>>92242942
>I wonder whether the irony that Phil LaMarr is black is lost on them.
Probably not, since they would also know who voices Jack. Besides, these are the same 'racists' who wouldn't mind Sheriff Clarke being the new FBI director

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>when do the episode 9 leaks begin?

>>92297756
>>Samurai "Bushido on the streets, daddy in the sheets" Jack
oh shit that's a good one

>>92256021
Post the original you nub.