Voltron: Legendary Defender

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gotta love the mice
What a nice thread, I hope it survives.

>>92232366
This thread is gonna be kaput isn't it..
Oh well, I thought it was enough time between the last one

>>92233894
Don't give up hope. A mouse-thread can't be wasted!

>>92233894
Here let me help you by adding some vitriol to this thread:

Name the pairings you see posted here but despise with all your heart.

If you are not a /vld/ regular, say what your most hated pairing is anyway.

>>92234596
Throk/bara probably won't happen and we all know it

>>92234668
But do you hate it or just saying it won't happen?

I think everyone here is partially ready to accept it will never happen and Throk will wind up backstabbing Bara.

>>92234691
I kinda hate the fact that some people act like they'll be a thing when they really won't. The galra commanders would probably try to one up or betray each other like you said.

>>92234780
I like the pairing just because I saw them look friendly in that group art.

The pairing that I'm currently loathing is Kolivan x Allura. Fucking hate it with all my fiber. Even more than I do Sheith.

>>92234825
Is it just because that pairing looks very unrealistic? I don't mind the pairing, but I understand how it doesn't look anywhere near being canon.

>>92234991
Unrealistic/will never happen, and I didn't see any chemistry or anything that would warrant that to have more art than Kallura.

And yes I am big Kallurahomo. It's one of the reasons that contributes to my hatred over that pairing.

>>92234596
Pance. Hate is too strong word to describe it, but it's the most boring and the pairing I'm least interested in that gets posted here. I can't see Pidge as romantic nor sexual (and not in the pedo hurrdurr way).

Not being interested in Galralore might be an unpopular opinion also around here, but I don't mind it, I just learned to block it out. And I actually like the Galra characters.

>>92235273
>I just learned to block it out

I do that too with any Shiro talk tbqh

>>92235273
i feel the same way about pance, but not pidge in general. punk is pretty cute. and yeah, zoning out/scrolling is my usual response to galralore. the fanart is cute but im otherwise uninterested.

>>92236126
Yeah, the OC fanarts /vld/ drawfags did are really cute. Even though I ignore Galrafagging I'm happy they can discuss their lore here, and keep the threads going on downtime.

>punk is pretty cute.
Agreed, I'm less bothered by Punk. They both act natural in that pairing without all the Shoujo cliches I see in Panceshipping.

>>92236441
Anything with Hunk is so wholesome and sweet. I like Heith best of the Hunk pairings.

>>92234596
I ignore Pance, but they are harmless and actually helped keep the threads alive for a good while.

Keitor is pure fucking garbage.

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>>92236908
>Keitor is pure fucking garbage.

I can say I am fairly degenerate myself, but for some reason I think the Keitor content is awful, not even in the sexy way either.

People are too quick to lump the dissenters with newfag spies.

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>>92236967
Because it stinks of the tryhard circlejerking shit that plagued season one threads, probably. At least that's my take on it.

The real question here is does anyone here ship the one of the mice with another one?

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>>92237153
I ship Plachu with Chuchule.

>>92236908
>>92236967
I like to watch the chaos that ensues from the Keitor Slutoff's. It's pretty fun to see the discourse from people who don't like it vs. people who support it.
>>92237153
Fat yellow one with the pink one, I can't be damned to remember their names sorry

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>>92237227
Both sides get equally salty and butthurt about it. The supports acting like they're on a high horse.

>Fat yellow one with the pink one
Platt and Chuchule

>>92236967
>what if character X was fucked by not one penis, but many of them?
>this shocks you, it shocks you! moralfags OUT reeeee xD

>>92232273
Plachu worst mouse.

>>92237292
Platt/Chuchule is the true best ship.
Every other ship is trash, even the galra ones.

>>92237458
Fuck you, Plachu a best. Chulatt is shittiest mouse.

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tumblr/twitter shipping wars
>pedo accusations over nothing
>trying to doxx eachother
>printing out and burning fanart
>making cakes with anti shipping slogans on them
>harassing the showrunners/VAs/staff

/co/ ship wars
>spamming eachother with slut content until somebody gets bored and relents
>no moralfagging

Good job.

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>>92237520
They're all perfect.

>>92237394
This is it, exactly. It's a bunch of shitty /d/ crap with no charm to it, posting by tryhards thinking it'll shock. In reality, it's just boring and I scroll past it.

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>>92237153
>>92237227
>>92237292
>>92237488
>The real question here is does anyone here ship the one of the mice with another one?
Reminder that Platt and Chuchule were parents in the original show, and Plachu and Chulatt were their children. It's only a matter of time until we know if this also applies to the current show.

>>92237739
Plachu and Chulatt are made up names for VLD. The baby mice had no names.

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>>92234596
I'm not a huge fan of the oc/oc talk from the galrafags because I have a very hard time caring about ocs. I also don't care for shlav

Otherwise i'm not too bothered. I'm never usually around for keitorposting either, what is it they do apart from spam fanart/slutty 2 line fanfics?

>>92237733
I never started it, but I've jumped in into Keitorfagging. I don't think it's supposed to be shocking, don't you just enjoy being retarded for a while with some other people? That's all I'm taking away from it. Of course you're free to scroll over it if it annoys you, but we don't have an agenda.

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>>92237820
Y-Yeah, I totally knew that. I was just using the names for reference, hehe.

>>92237877
>but we don't have an agenda.

Pretty sure the agenda was to get rid of newfags/tumblr spies.

>>92237877
It was started to "scare off newfags" and a number of people jump on someone if they don't like it calling them moralfags or newfags. So for you, it may not have an agenda, but for others, it definitely does.

>>92237861
>I also don't care for shlav

My nigga. That pair is pigdisgusting.

>>92237861
I only like Shlav for the memes. I'm a Galrafag, so I just like posting funny shit about it.

>>92237945
>I don't like this thing
>YOU MUST BE A NEWFAG GTFO REEEEE *posts more*

Literally like the Shiro/Sheithfags of season 1.

>>92238075
I wouldn't be surprised if they actually are the Shiro/Sheithfags from season one. The posts are definitely very similar.

>>92232366
Ill bump for you Mice-Anon.

[Spoiler] Also because im bored and want a new Voltron thread. [/Spoiler]

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Who's your favorite side-/oneshot character? HARD MODE : No Galras

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>>92238075
>tfw ur a big sheithfag but the threadpolicers have irreversibly made the rest of us look bad with their obnoxious behaviour

>>92238165
>that hard mode

I lost the game.

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>>92238165
Ulaz.

>>92238141
Well fuck me sideways

oops

>>92238243
Oh whoops, I didn't see the spoiler because i have a dark theme.

In that case, none.

>>92238165
The rock that I want Hunk to penetrate

>>92238216
Get back in you cell, inmate!

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>>92238165
Hard one. Vrepit Sal is obviously top tier, but for some reason I have a soft spot for the robot-voiced acid planet waterbears too.

>>92237861
>>92237954
>Shlav
I was under the impression that nobody takes it seriously and it's a literal joke which I love, but anyway.

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>>92238165
EZ.

Nyma's great though, hope she turns up again to finally deflower Lance's soft virgin anus.

>>92238348
Not all jokes are funny. I think that's where the hate goes to.

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>>92238323
pls no bully

>>92238558
Blame it on your mutuals, anon. They did this to themselves.

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>>92238243
>>92238283
Patrician taste. I just wanted to bring some less mentioned characters into the discussion, since the Galras rule these threads.

To answer my own challenge, I'd say the Arusians, as a whole. But I liked the bounty hunters too, I hope they return.

Fuck, I need to sort my VLD images out. I can't find shit.

>>92238627
Why is Keith the pairing slut?

>>92238165
I really like the mermaid rebel/conspiracy theorists
>>92238348
my desire to see a buff human dude make fucky with one of the most truly alien character designs on the show is 100% sincere

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>>92238662
>MC
>tight clothes
>bland
>pretty boy design

Who else would it be? Lance? Shiro's the same, only for Galras.

>>92238747
>bland

DELET THIS

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>>92238627
Yeah, Rolo and Nyma were pretty good. It's just all of my favorite one shots are Galra.

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>>92238747
>that image

>>92238759
he honestly kinda is still, but I think we'll see some interesting stuff from the character when the team is forced to function without shiro for an episode or two

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>>92238662
Keith is a pretty little alien, but he's gruff and grumpy. Tsuntsun for dicks, probably, is the assumption.

Shiro is the bara opposite so he gets paired with big buff aliens to fugg him brainless on /co/.

Is it canon they go on the prowl for alien dicks together, /co/?

>>92238878
>for an episode or two

Sorry but that's not going to happen.

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>>92238878
>one episode of chaos where nobody can get voltron to form because theyre all upset
>"patience yields focus"
>form voltron
>oh jeez leading is hard
>oh look we found shiro! happy episode 3-4 everybody!
>i'm not quite ready for this but next time i think i will be
>DUUUH NUUUH NUUH NUUUH NUUUUH

>>92238968
This is what I'm expecting too. I'll be shocked if it plays out differently.

>>92238968
I just want a damn group hug scene when Shiro returns. I don't even care when it happens.

>>92238558
It's alright, anon. Half the time when people complain about shipper groups it's because they don't like people liking things and talking about them with other people.

>>92232273
Sorry for being such a newfag but I just got into Voltron. So I was genuinely curious about these Mice.

Are these Mice supposed to be representatives for Keith, Lance, Pidge, and Hunk?

>Looking at those Color Schemes

>>92239053
Same. I want some crying, too. Like a big ugly crying paladin pile. ;_;

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>>92239616
Not explicitly. I heard that they might be representing the previous paladins or something.

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>>92239616
Nah, they're throwbacks to the original series. There is no escape from animal mascots.

Though the vld mice are pretty non invasive and cute, as animal sidekicks go.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NznToeu_5nA
I haven't finished this yet, but nothing new as far as I can tell. But I guess I'll link it in case someone's really bored.

>>92234596
I'm pretty indifferent/edging on annoyed with the OC Galra ships.

>>92239850
a line from Lauren
>people wanted to see more Keith and Allura, and they got it

It might not mean anything, but it might make some people hard.

Also, they wanted to make a pro-wrestling episode, but decided against it because of ATLA. But they still want to put the Paladins in wrestling gear if possible.

>>92239898
Yeah. I'm fine with galra characters fucking, i love that shit but then i;m just.

Who the fuck is Svenderk or whatever the latest one is and why is there a bad fic about her having a sleepover with some other ocs here.

>>92232273
>>92232366

I wanna fuck the fat one.

>>92240169
>There's a HUGE Klance following
>Yeah...

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>>92240211
God, they all must hate klancefags at this point.

>>92240177
Pretty much this. Shit like cuck Haxus made for a good laugh and all but I don't really care who Sendak's latest mpreg grandchild is going to hook up with.

>>92234596
Don't hate the pairing but I hate the Kallurafags acting like they're above all the other shippers. It's all the same shit.

>>92240514
Well, to be fair, they haven't doxxed anyone or harassed VAs yet. But similarly, I don't mind the Kallurafags here, but the way this place circlejerks about them is weird.

This whole thread is basically "don't like, don't read", and I'm included in that. But it's good to get that shit out some times.

>>92240574
It's hypocritical when you have Kallurafags upthread saying they hate ships because they will never happen and Kallura hasn't even gotten close to being confirmed in VLD yet. Pure autistic superiority complex.

Lauren, please make no ships canon. Everyone deserves to be BTFO.

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>>92234596
I don't like Kallura very much, and Klance is just hilariously retarded and I love how much people fight about it.

Also haven't visited /vld/ in a while, is shiro smokes still a thing?

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>>92234596
It's not so much hate as it is.....disappointment.
Because there IS stuff to do with Klance! It's not like a normal rival/hate ship where they can't stand each other & are constantly fighting each other.

But the shippers flood everything with the same shit content over & over again. (Plus the whole insistence that Shada is number 1 Klance fan & that somehow Klance will be canon despite Klocusts literally sending Shada & the others assault threats if they don't make Klance canon).

>>92240574
>But it's good to get that shit out some times.

Which is why I decided to open Pandora's box to keep Mice anon's thread alive.

>>92240595
I'm surprised nobody made art of pidge wearing futaba's clothes or allura learning explosion magic.

>>92240753
I already admitted I hate Kolivan and Allura because I like Kallura too much and feel they actually have chemistry and a chance.

I never said Kallura will happen. No matter what, I still have DotU to turn back to.

>>92240827
Yeah. I'm not gonna stop Galraposting either, so yeah, don't like don't read.

It's just a condition of threads like these, people like different things. And it's a drought, so people just start posting whatever they want. And others don't bother to bring up new topics.

More than one topic can happen in a thread at the time.

>>92240919
Tell that to your shipmates. At this point in time, Kallurafags are no better than any other shippers. They even pull the same shit as other shippers and don't get called out on it.

>>92239850
Is it just me or does everyone look really uncomfortable when they got asked about the fan reactions?

>>92240968
I'm definitely not going to stop Galraposting either.

>>92241080
I certainly cannot control them and their actions. I will continue to support Kallura regardless and continue to contribute to these threads with whatever like silly edits and the bingo cards.

In all honesty, I think the topic right now is cathartic and helps people vent out when it's encouraged rather than REEEEE STOOOOOP when they've reached their limit with Kallura, Galra, Pance, etc and them every one chimps out.

>>92241110
They did say before that they were aware of what the fandom does. (Not to mention all those times they got tagged by crazed fans on twitter, tumblr & instagram.)

Honestly, it would be weirder if they DIDN'T look uncomfortable.

>>92241261
Agreed. I'd rather people just get it out now than go REEE STOP POSTING GALRA later. Nothing wrong with ignoring, or even outright hating, aspects of these threads (I certainly fucking hate Keitor, which is why I roll my eyes and scroll past it).

Also, as a Allurivan shipper, you have the right to dislike it. It's no big deal.

>>92241261
Try posting Klance content without chimping out. Sheith too. /co/ likes to pretend it's more level headed than Tumblr when it just has different shipping biases. No ships is best endgame for this shitshow of a fandom.

>>92241261
You complain loudly about Sheith and Sheithers every time they're mentioned.

>>92241399
I haven't seen anyone chimp out at Klance for a while.

Sheith has a stigma due to the old vld threads folks can't get over. I won't deny that I am not a fan of Sheith. I have learned to ignore them for the most part.

>/co/ likes to pretend it's more level headed than Tumblr when it just has different shipping biases

I'd still take our filth over tumblr's any day, even if our delusion is as bad.

>>92241546
I only mentioned them once in my Kolivan Allura post.

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I genuinely do not understand getting assblasted by people just POSTING something.

Like, non-con fucking weirds me out but I don't start telling people to fuck off when they post rape-y Shendak and... Sharkon?
Zarko?

>>92241558
Sorry, but I really don't see the difference between S1 threads and S2 threads. The only different things are the shipping bias and the lore. There was even a multi thread long anti complainathon when the Kalluras started getting targeted.

>>92241399
The most Klance these threads get now are Klancer Jesus anon, who we accept as one of the many weird bits of culture here. I honestly, don't give a shit if people post Klance art.

I don't like Sheith, but I ignore it when it's posted. Same with Shirofaggotry.

>>92241558
>>92241746
>not me, I'm one of the good ones.

>>92241843
>#NotAllKlocusts

>>92241921
>thinks all shippers aren't cancer

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Ms-paint anon here, taking shitty doodle requests.
Also a surprise image just for ya'll
I'm just joking, don't crucify me please

>>92241987
Dude, it was a reference to Klancers spamming ship tags with "Not All Klance fans!" as a response to people being spammed that "i hope you get violently raped tranny!" anon.

They were the most condescending fuckers ever. ("Even people like YOU don't deserve to be sent death threats", like what the fuck is that supposed to mean?!)

>>92242111
It's true, Galrafag lore is the devil. All that talk of monogamous relationships is evil indeed.

>>92241399
i think a lot of us are down for no ships canonically, i just think it's fun to shitpost about Lance's multiple rapes

>>92240169
I want sexy mud fight between Allura and Pidge but maybe that would look too similar to the one between Katara and Toph.

>>92242223
But do you have a request nigga

>>92240169
>people wanted to see more Keith and Allura, and they got it
>people
They must mean the oldfags at Wondercon 2016 and the Let's Voltron crew

>>92242483
That's what I thought. The ship has hardly any following compared to Klance, Sheith or Shallura. It is growing now but it's still tiny.

>>92242468
Sendak brushing Sirk's fluffy hair.

>>92242111
Lauren plotting the downfall of the Voltron fandom.

>>92242483
>>92242670
Lauren is just using it as an excuse to hide her own Kallura shipping ass.

>>92242768
What does Lauren think of Klance?

>>92242768
>>92242810
Now switch Klance and Kallura and swap out Lauren for Jeremy and imagine the /co/ REEing.

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>>92242810
She giggles amused when she mentions the Klancers. Joaquim is the one who looks like pic related.

>>92242810
She probably likes it but fears the shippers. It's the same way I feel about the pairing.

>>92242768
Why would Lauren ship Kallura if she changed everything about Allura in VLD? She is true to Romelle and Sven.

>>92243077
Romelle is gonna turn out to be a loli voiced by Kimiko Glenn and Shiro ends up with Slav

>>92243120
Shota Ryou and loli Romelle is best ship.

>>92243077
People make their ships OOC in fanfics all the time.

>>92243120
I need loli Romelle bullying Allura.

>>92243234
Merla and Ryou /ss/ WHEN?

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>>92242738
Too many rabid shippers and all around autism did this, I hope you're happy with yourselves

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>>92242483
Oldfags like me!

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New Pance

>>92242129
He's clearly mad about people mentioning their hate of Sheith.

>"Even people like YOU don't deserve to be sent death threats"
That's... hilarious

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>>92243331

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>>92243355

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>>92243396

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>>92243434
Last one

>>92243347
It can't just be someone tired of the Kallura circlejerk, no way. Kallura did nothing wrong.

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>>92243472
Cuuuuuuute. Thanks anon.

>>92243510
What are you talking about?

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>>92243510
Absolutely unheard of.

>>92243529
>t. kallurafag

>>92243529
Wait... dude, this sounds familiar doesn't it?

>>92243571
SUMMONED

>>92243077
Shiro/Romelle will happen or (if the dude exists) it's Ryou/Romelle.

>>92243925
Takashi/Ryou is best ship.

>>92242712
Hmm, I looked through my pictures, I didn't save a reference sorry. Can you provide one?

>>92243963
You mean Romelle/Matt.

>>92244044
No.

>>92244044
YES

>>92244044
Eh, I don't mind this ship if it means Shiro can be gay. I want him to end up with a buff alien dude.

>>92244068
Why not? Does it threaten your ship?

>>92244152
Takashi/Ryou is best ship.

>>92244152
Takaryou is perfection. Saying Romatt is better is insulting as fuck.

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>>92244042

>>92244196
>>92244233
I don't actually ship Romelle/Matt. I just said it as a joke because I know a lot of people think it's trash.

You people are right though...Takashi/Ryou is good.

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>>92244235

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>>92244268
Too bad. I'd ship Matt with a glass of water.

>>92244196
>>92244233
>>92244268
>think a ship can be good or bad

>>92244196
Gay twincest is perfection.

>>92244196
Can't wait for the incest discourse when people start shipping it.

>>92244420
>antishirocest
>shirocest-is-nasty
>shirocestlover
>shirocest-defense-squad

>>92244196
This will be interesting. People already ship Shiro with his evil counterpart (Kuro).

>>92244521
What if Kuro is supposed to be the Ryou of VLD?

>>92244414
I'd usually disagree, but two bara brothers don't sound half bad.

>>92244562
Sounds silly but kinda makes sense?

>>92244562
What if Kuro\Ryou is the clone they made of Shiro that has quintessence for lifeforce?

>>92244562
If Kuro pops up again and becomes something like Takashi's other half then...I guess so.

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>>92244414

>>92244562
The name Kuro is so fucking retarded just because Shiro is short for Shirogane, and in this case it would be silver, not white. Kurogane would be Lance.

>>92244562
'Kuro' was just Haggar you know.

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>>92244884
I hate it so fucking much.
>>92244896
It's fun to remind yaoifags of this. I've actually seen some go EW GROSS on Twitter when you remind them.

>>92244948
SUDDENLY IT'S HETERO.

>>92244896
If anything, it makes it hotter.

>>92243077
Romelle/Sven was good because it was tsundere bantz. I don't think Shiro isn't enough of a jerk to pull it off properly.

>>92244992
Exactly.
>>92245000
I agree. Haggar/Shiro is so much better than some bullshit evil "clone" of Shiro or his brother or whatever.

>>92244948
Nigga, that's even better.

>>92244948
I refuse to believe some of /vld/ believed that 'Kuro' was an actual person. Haggar literally turned into gladiatorShiro to reminded him of what he used to be.

>>92245026
Ryou will be the jerkass we all deserve.

>>92245060
It's how I've seen retards on Shitter and Dumblr interpret it. I've seen Shitter idiots even say so. "I see Kuro as an evil Shiro clone" because they're so determined to not ship ew het.

>>92245060
We didn't think he was an actual person. The concept it just hot.

>>92245060
I want to see Shiro crush innocent aliens in the Arena.

>>92245026
Wait until Shiro gets back after being trapped in the Galra Win alternate universe.

>>92245060
I think the ones like this >>92244562 are non /vld/ regulars.

>>92245060
You can't tell what shitposting is?

>>92245138
Nigga, I was just fucking around.

>>92245060
Self-fucking porn is much older than VLD.

>>92245141
This entire thread is evidence of that.

>>92245141
>>92244562
>>92244610
>>92244649
That's not shitposting.

>>92245106
it's this

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>>92245086
Man, I hope he re-appears.

>>92245141
A lot of those posts didn't sound like it.

>>92245060
>>92245181
Take it you don't like it because it's not canon.

>>92245181
>>92245212
>being this fucking stupid

>>92245212
Stop shitposting

Now this is the \vld\ I know and love.

>>92245235
I don't think you know what shitposting means.

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Selfcest is old as shit, yeah. But it's just fun to tell yaoifags all Kuro is is Haggar.

>>92245313
We know that though.

>>92245235
>i'm going to say a dumbass popular theory!
>and then claim it as shitposting once i get called out on it!
>that'll show everyone!
>HAHAHAHA

>>92245212
I bet you still don't believe Pidge will die and get replaced on the team by Matt either, kek.

>>92245283
Would you like a rare pepe attached to all future shitposts going forward? Maybe you would prefer a ~shitpost symbol~ to clearly mark the beginning and end of said shitpost.

Why did some people on these threads from way back think Bandor would end up with Pidge?

>>92245349
Calm down.

>>92245365
Loli and shota combo.

>>92245349
Sounds like people aren't allowed to mess around with dumb theories anymore without having them pre approved. Pack it in, guys.

>>92245360
Shut the fuck up, cuck.

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>Lotor and Allura have just teamed up to defeat some third party threat; possible the aliens their parents fought back in the day
>battle damaged, exhausted, and panting
>heavy breathing, lots of it, they look at each other.
>smash cut
>EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEBODY SOMETIME!!!

>>92245349
What's your damage?

>>92245401
it was always a pretty stupid theory that the fujos loved

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>>92242712
Sorry that Sendak's arm looks like a fucking grinch arm or some shit like that. At least Sirk (hopefully) looks closer to her source.
Hope you enjoy!

>>92245422
I would actually love for this to happen because the reaction would be hilarious.

t. Kallura elder

>>92245412
You're going to have to meet us halfway, anon. Give us bulletpointed rules on how to construct an acceptable shitpost.

>>92245460
Thank you kind MS Paint anon. Sendak will just never be able to groom as well as Yurak does.

>>92245365
I was fooling around.

>>92245453
Who fucking cares where it came from, these threads are dead except for the galrafagging. Calm your tits on the Tumblr PTSD.

>>92245365
Because they'd both be around the same age. That's it.

>>92245471
Shitposting is not this >>92244562 That is theorizing.

>>92245401
Damn, alright. Throw out all nuggie related lore or artwork, it's no longer permitted by other pissy anons.

>>92245556
That's not a theory, or at least it's not a serious theory.

>>92245556
I made that post as a joke.

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>>92245558
Sayonara.

>>92245614
SHUT THE FUCK UP REEEEEEE

>>92245556
Not even that anon, but that is how I've shitposted since S1. That's how all the lore threads have started. You should throw out a random dumb theory off the top of your head, anon. It might help you unclench.

>>92245556
People post like this here all the time. It's not actual theorizing.

>>92245558
Nuggies are canon.

>>92245735
As is Smoker Shiro.

>>92245755
As is Firk\Sirk

>>92245833
Who's Firk?

>>92245755
Keith is both Lotor's stepmom and his one true rival in the annual slutlympics.

>>92245833
Is that a part of Galralore? Sorry I always scroll past that stuff.

>>92245833
Who the hell is Firk

>>92245870
Mirror Universe Sirk. She has a goatee.

>>92245870
/vld/'s homestuck fankid

>>92245904
When did this happen? In the Slav multiple universe thing? Because I don't remember this if it was then.

>>92245846
Those are two different verses. There's another one where Keith murders Zarkon and runs away with Shiro.

>>92245951
>homestuck fankid
Who's a galrakid who paints himself gray.

>>92245951
Her name is Sirk, anon.

>>92245974
It never happened. He's fucking with you.

>>92245985
That's the joke.

>>92245992
>It never happened. He's fucking with you.

I thought so. I ignore a fair chunk of these threads though, so I had to make sure.

>>92245974
It's how galralore grows. People just make shit up on the fly, sometimes it sticks.

>>92245845
>>92245870
My bad. I looked at the fanart upthread, and couldn't say if it said Firk or Sirk. I don't follow the Deep Lore.

Speaking of Galra lore, here is the family tree.

http://familyecho.com/?p=START&c=1650duizlql&f=469269103850573431

>>92245985
>Keith murders Zarkon and runs away with Shiro.
I love how heartless Keith is. That bitch loves no one.

>>92246061
Being orphaned does that to you.

>>92246043
Well, at least you admit your mistake.
>>92246050
This is the only true Galralore canon.

>>92246061
Reactive attachment disorder is a hell of a thing.

>>92246083
You may have noticed I did something with Honerva in order to add Flat and Pointy.

>>92246117
I did notice that. Nicely done.

>>92246117
Flat? Pointy? What the fuck is going on with the Galralore and why are these names so shitty?

>>92246117
Is this one of those sites where other people can search your family tree for shared relatives? Has anyone tried to add Kolivan to their own family tree yet?

>>92246155
They were named by Morvok for their sexy feet.

>>92246144
Honerva needs love.

>>92246155
They're names for those corporals on Morvok's ship. We don't have names for them yet.

>>92246174
I'm not sure. Maybe?

>>92246210
Does she have room for love in her life when she has horses?

>>92246174
You can always try. You can be the ultimate Marmorrakin.

>>92246197
But are pointy and flat feet sexy? Or does Morvok just find feet of all kinds sexy?
>>92246210
>Honerva needs love.

She does, but if we do it right now, someone might get triggered. We should save it for later on when the thread begins to get close to it's limit.

>>92246259
Kolivan will be my husbando for real. The family tree site proves it.

>>92246288
Morvok is an equal opportunity admirer. He has a lot of love to give.

>>92246254
Of course she does. There are differnt kinds of love, anon!

>>92246288
>We should save it for later on when the thread begins to get close to it's limit.

Sounds like a plan! Galralore thrives on dying threads.

>>92246325
I just reread those emails by that wannabe famewhore who catfished Quentin Tarantino last night because someone posted them on /tv/. They made me think of Morvok.

>>92246362
When he was a kid, young Morvok wanted to go into the propaganda service so he could shoot a propaganda video with a ten minute foot fetish scene in the middle.

>>92246414
It would also be full of homages of many of the great past Galra directors, that Zarkon has long since suppressed during his reign.

>>92246473
Ever since then, he's seen the allure and the kino of pornography.

>>92246362
>>92246414
Galra tarantino movie, heres a sneak peek:
>Did you see a message painted on my ship that said 'Dead Altean Storage'?
>Now you know-
>Don't fucking interrupt me. Now did you see a message painted on my ship that said 'Dead Altean Storage'?
>.....No
>That's because there isn't a message that says 'Dead Altean Storage', 'cause storing dead Alteans isn't my fucking business!

>>92246626
Porn is the ultimate art for him, especially gonzo porn and footfag porn.
>>92246659
>ywn shoot an Altean fucking shit in the face

Bad feel

>>92246659
Zarkon loved that scene so much.

>>92246721
One of his all-time favorites was the footfag porn Uggo was in.

>>92246721
Morvok is the kind of guy who has tasteful framed porn on the walls of his quarters. It's always awkward when he brings over visitors, but he doesn't even notice.

>>92236441
Oh god the shoujo cliches. I always liked the friendship dynamic between Lance and Pidge (especially in the Space Mall episode), but all the Pance shippers seem stuck on the entire player x tomboy bs.

>>92247031
Morvok makes his subordinates watch his kino porn every Friday and they have to let Morvok massage their feet.

>>92247111
He always frames is as a cultural art film night. He's just a supporter of the arts.

>>92247101
Pance is much better as a friendship than an actual ship to me. For reasons you said. Tomboy/player cliches, especially the player half of it, are boring as hell. But I enjoyed seeing them interact in Space Mall.
>>92247111
It is very awkward for them, but even they have to admit afterward their feet feel damn good.'
>>92247142
He'll go into overly verbose rants about the "commentary" porn makes about society sometimes. No one tells him he's full of shit.

>>92247272
His subordinates can't help but to roll their eyes whenever he starts making his commentary.

>>92247419
He likes to talk about set design and lighting.

Hey, galrafags, writefag person who's writing this http://archiveofourown.org/works/10499232/chapters/23163378. I'm wondering if I should eventually lead up to Sendak/Keith or just keep them contained to their bf's. What's your take on it?

>>92247461
>Morvok loves the galran equivalent of Stanley Kubrick
>Morvok thinks that he helped fake Altea's destruction

>>92247468
Please intent your dialogue.

>>92247500
Noted, I'll fix that.

>>92247468
Contained. And I agree with >>92247500 don't put your dialogue in the paragraph like that. New paragraphs form with new dialogue, and when a new character is speaking.

>>92247494
>"The Altean destruction was staged! Zarkon still keeps it under wraps!"
>"Whatever you say Morvok..."

>>92247684
He thinks Alteans are like reptilians too, disguised among humanity, controlling things.

>>92247805
>The destruction of planets are inside jobs! Ship lasers can't melt entire living systems!

We need a fanart of kallura as jashi, because it's another ship that hated for no reasons.

>>92247886
POLLUX IS ACTUALLY ALTEA.

I WANT HUNK TO FUCK A ROCK WITH HIS COCK

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tfww you will never wake up every day and have coffee with Sendak

>>92248251
Welcome back to these threads Shay, Where have you been all this time?

>>92248267
>tfw Eyebrows does

>>92248309
He's so lucky. He gets to lie in bed and snuggle Sendak's fluff too.

>>92248332
I can't imagine how sad they would be when Sendak has to go to his assigned sector. I bet his ears hang low.

>>92248430
Those moments they have together are pure bliss. They try to look on the bright side of their separation though. Such as how good the reunion sex is going to be.

>>92248480
Now that they have children, reunion sex involves the kids going to Throk and Bara's for a sleepover or they go to a hotel.

>>92248517
Once the kids get old enough to understand, they ask to go. No one wants to be around while their parents are off in another room having a marathon fuck session.

>>92248561
Those sheets need double washing and the mattress needs replacing.

>>92248606
Mattresses get replaced pretty often in the Sendak household.

>>92248753
Torn and soaked in sweat and semen.

They have to get their room thoroughly cleaned once a month.

>>92245618
What Persona 5 character would the paladin's be?

>>92249057
Joker is Black Paladin.
Yusuke is Blue.
Futaba is Green.
Ryuji or Makoto is Yellow.
Red is Goro or Anne.

I'm a galrafag but have we ever considered that maybe, just maybe, the reason that people get bothered by our fictional thing is because sometimes we devolve into smutty self-indulgent writing?
Inb4 "moralfag REEE"

>>92249140
Nothing wrong with smutty self-indulgent writing, but I see what you are saying.

>>92249140
That's funny considering up the thread someone posted that they love Galra fucking, but they don't like Galralore.

The more likely answer is it just focuses on silly stuff (which I've seen someone cry about in a past thread) or OCs (multiple people cried about in this thread).

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>>92249094
>Goro betrays the Paladins to the Galra
>Futaba just activates the ejection seat they installed in his Lion because they knew he was a dirty half-breed double agent the whole time
>Goro REEEEEEEEs, uses his hitherto unknown Quintessence powers and then gets beaten down because he's a moron
>the team forgets all about him the next day
>Allura and Coran are confused because they weren't in on the hustle.

I love it.

>>92249242
Anne and Haru would be Allura and Coran.

>>92249205
>or OCs (multiple people cried about in this thread).
Yes I have seen being mentioned in other threads but usually that they don't care about the non-Sendak family characters.

>>92249286
That was probably me, if I'm being frank. I Galralore, but I mostly care about the Sendak side of it. There are anons in this thread who seem to be trashing the OCs in general though.

Also, the smut thing pitting people off doesn't hold water considering how people start clapping like seals every time Keitor takes over a thread.

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tfw no colorful space caterpillars to snuggle

>>92249344
>how people start clapping like seals every time Keitor takes over a thread.

Kek now I won't be able to unthink it when it happens.

>>92249344
I dunno, there are always plenty of "degenerates OUT" anons when the Keitor sessions start, so they would probably get mad at us galrafags for the same reasons.
Still, I like pissing them off by contributing to the slutoff's,

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Holy trinity

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>>92249268
Anne's Coran, right? That would be amazing.

>>92249483
Yes.

>>92249396
That's exactly what it is. Retarded seals, barking about how shitposting is preserving the sanctity of the precious VLD threads.

>>92249464
>Mixing Pidge with Steven Universe
For what purpose

>>92249344
>Also, the smut thing pitting people off doesn't hold water considering how people start clapping like seals every time Keitor takes over a thread.
Nah, I'm pretty half of /vd/ hates Keitor and they only get active when most other people are in bed

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Long hair Pidge > short hair Pidge

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>>92249514
>Anne gets the slipperies
>sweats all over everyone besides Haru to save the day

GLORIOUS!!!

>>92249601
now post her bush

>>92249456
I'm never around for the Keitorfagging but I've never seen them instigating any bullshit.

>>92249589
The other half likes it and calls the others newfags.

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>>92249638
You'll just have to image the bush, sorry.

>>92249660
Yeah, they only appear when threads are almost dead or at very late hours. People just hate them because 4chan hates everything.

>>92249660
Why is there no Coran and Zarkon in cheerleader outfits? I'm gonna have to commission someone for it.

>>92249670
Newfag is just another meaningless term here, and it only actually carries weight when it's some obvious Tumblrina like that one chick, or that person who asked what POTTERY meant.

Usually newfag means "You don't like my shitposting" though.

>>92249670
That's only because people continuously trash on them. I've noticed a lot of times they ignore the posts and just keep rolling with it.

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Wow.
Last time when I made the vld thread here on /co everyone bitched about it and it got archived after maybe 15 responses.

YET NOW nobody is bitching and this got a shit ton of replies...
WTF /co???

>>92249660
That's because they haven't. They don't start fights but everyone else wants to fight them.

>>92249712
That shit would be cute.

>>92249718
Oh jesus, don't remind me of the dumbass that asked what pottery meant. On that note, remember when we had people saying shit like "new anons are welcome :D"?

>>92249718
> it's some obvious Tumblrina like that one chick

I know we joke about /co/mblr but that was rather surreal.

>>92249766
Can't wait for the inevitable Keitor vs Klance ship wars.

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Are there any other human OCs out there?
I've only seen Galra OCs here...

>>92249794
Lotor is a pedophile, rapist, and Nazi. People only like him because he is conventionally attractive and white-coded.

>>92249763
I opened up the floodgates by asking about hated pairings. It felt like confessing your sins.

>>92249763
First, you made the voltron thread within like 5 hours of the last one I think? Meaning you made it too soon. Second, we're suffering a content drought and want to wait a little longer between threads to allow time to make new discussion.

>>92249781
I don't give a fuck about newfags. I grew out of the sekrit klub xd shit years ago. But newfags need to lurk and observe board culture, even if half the board "culture" we have is shit.
>>92249784
/co/mblr is another virtually meaningless buzzword. /co/ has always been the most liberal board on this site, by far. People were arguing about race stuff and all that shit in 2007.

>>92249838
Well I'm now just glad that there is another /vld thread going on...

As for most hated pairing.... I kinda don't have one. I'm ok with almost any ship presented to me from /vld

>>92249851
>/co/ has always been the most liberal board on this site, by far
No, that's /mu/.

>>92249871
This. Now we have garbage like /lgbt/ which is liberal by default.

>>92249871
top kek

>>92249871
Not by what I've seen, and I've been at this shithole for over ten years. Granted, I tend to mostly avoid /mu/ because they have shitty music taste in general. But /co/ has always been liberal as fuck compared to most of this site, if not all of it.

/co/mblr is just what gave it a name.

>>92249871
/mu/ literally won the Libtard Awards we had on /qa/

>>92249888
They should just do a permamerge between /lgbt/ and /trash/.

>>92249947
I never go to /lgbt/, but from what I see of idiots mentioning it in these threads any time bi women come up, it sounds like a turd of a board. That shouldn't be a shock though. LGBT shit is already a bunch of screaming over one another. Combine that with 4chan autism and you have a perfect storm of shit.

>>92249888
>/lgbt/ being liberal
Have you seen them bashing on trannies? Lol, even I think that people shouldn't have a man face before doing gender reassignment, but what I feel would not be considered liberal whatsoever.

>>92249985
Trannies make up like half the population on /lgbt/ and a lot of them are self-loathers or agp.

>>92250010
I remember actual lesbians had to make threads for "cisbians" because they kept getting swarmed by transbians asking them about dick and "WAHHH WHY WON'T YOU SLEEP WITH ME" spam.

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Do you think we'll get Haggar backstory in season three? Or will that not happen until season four at least?

>>92249871
I was gonna say this lmao. It's probably because black culture is a huge part of modern music.

>>92249985
Nigga, they have polls on what branch of feminism you subscribe to.

>>92250040
Ok, Season 3 opening episode will obviously start on the paladins freaking out over Shiro being gone, but then the rest of the episode will focus on Prince Lotor and them. Haggar will be to the side, observing his fighting in the arena, but we also get to see how she was brainwashed into believing Zarkon was a good person for destroying her race.

>>92249985
>Have you seen them bashing on trannies?
Most of them are trannies themselves.

>>92250033
Yeah, they're the Cis Lesbian Generals. They made them because bi girls and transbians both wouldn't stop spamming about dick.

>>92250040
I've seen a crazy theory going around that Haggar is somehow related to Allura.

>>92250061
As a faggot, I don't like /lgbt/ much because from what I've observed when I visited, it's looks like 80% is mtf, ftm, things related to being trans and I just thought to myself, "more like /trannie/".

>>92250033
>>92250107
Jfc, people that keep their dick when they get tit surgery whine that a lesbian doesn't want to ride their cock?

>>92250152
Yeah, it's a running joke on /lgbt/ that the entire board would be dead without the trannies. You also have the drama surrounding whether asexuality is a thing, and your typical lesbian bashing.