KELLY DOES IT AGAIN!

>You will never go on a date with a patriotic famous cartoonist

Why live?

>>92231206
so he is going to cuck trump?

>>92231705
Truly America's greatest Hero/Villian depending on your politics.

>>92231705
I mean, it wouldn't be so hard, Ivanka pretty much goes out of her way to avoid sleeping in the same bed as Trump. She obviously resents him for some reason. Don't you WANT your husband to be president?

>>92231206
how come no social justice faggot has tried anything against Kelly? is he untouchable? is he "our guy"?

>>92231705
Hasn't Trump already been on both sides of cucking?

>>92231800
yes anon, and you should go post Kelly comics on your facebook page right now to show your support for this titan of conservatism

>>92231776
>Ivanka pretty much goes out of her way to avoid sleeping in the same bed as Trump. She obviously resents him for some reason.

Trump is a creep who does creepy shit towards Ivanka. Why the hell would you want to sleep in the same bed as your father after all that?

>>92231776
>Ivanka
I know that isn't who you meant but it's still funny

>>92232031
dude, if Trump were my father i would sleep in his bed as a fuckboi

>>92231776
>for some reason

>>92231705
Trump is the cuckolding master, I would think twice if I were Kelly.

>>92231964
I don't have a facebook or any other social media stuff, when I was in school a talking tiger made us promise to never do drugs and never post our private information online, you can't just go and break a tiger's promise like that.

>>92232095
Hey, Milo

wait...

>>92231800
Kelly is always right, ergo they can't attack him because they're forced to agree with his correct opinions

>>92231206
I swear to christ almighty that if I ever make it big in the comic industry I will wear a PATRIOTIC FAMOUS CARTOONISTS smoking jacket to a convention

>>92232116
Kelly's divorced/separated though

>>92232252
Somehow you improved an already perfect cartoon

>>92232151
until then you better be wearing your No-Talent Punk With an Axe to Grind shirt

This would never happen with Macron's wife

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>>92232406
That's because it already happened twenty years ago

>>92231705
theres $40 million budgeted towards keeping trump's wife in a different state.

he's already been cucked. guaranteed.

>>92231800
From what I've heard about his serious cartooning, he's actually /theirguy/

>>92231705

Is cucking the president the same as committing treason?

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>>92232252

>>92233169
No, it's downright patriotic.

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>>92232252
>trump tower top floor

>>92232258
Trump would go around fucking any woman Kelly even remotely considers sleeping with.

>>92233648
but that would mean he'd have to fuck Melania which means she would get masculine companionship again which means KELLY IS THE TRUE AMERICAN HERO

>>92232406
Well I mean not anymore. I am sure he cucked her first husband though

>>92232131
That tiger was wise. Nobody should do drugs.

This is the best one

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>>92231206
He didn't even try to make it look vaguely un-Kelly like.

He's swinging for the fences.

God bless.

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>>92236525
That's usually part of the joke, yeah. Kelly has like 3 self inserts and two of them are accidents. The idea is that he's so full of himself every view point that he deems "correct" needs to come from his own mouth. Even if he doesn't mean for it to. So subconsciously every every right guy looks like the real him. And then when it's actually meant to be him, it looks like his idealized self.

But this time I think the real Kelly fucked up and forgot his own rules. Not as funny as it could have been, you're right.

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>>92237512
When it comes to banging chicks, he just likes to draw his normal self.