I'm Marry Poppins y'all

>>92227344
Stuck out in my mind, yeah. It was funny, but also showed that Quill had grown as a person and that Yondu just wanted Quill to like and admire him.

If you haven't seen the movie, it was

>Yondu rides down hanging from his arrow
>Quill says he looks like Mary Poppins
>Yondu: "Who's Mary Poppins? Is he cool?"
>Quill skips the opportunity to give him shit and says, "Yeah, he's cool."
>Yondu, low-key excited that Quill called him someone cool, declares proudly, "I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"

It's a great moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxqqdATF7w8

I think the fact that an MCU film ended on such an emotional note was really needed.

I'd really like to see more speculation about Yondu's place in the Infinity War. I was enjoying that in the last thread.

>>92229137
I was pretty stunned by how good the ending was.

>Quill's eulogy
>Kraglin and Quill exchanging final gifts from Yondu
>Gamora and Nebula's goodbye (Seriously, can we give Gunn credit for improving both characters?)
>Father and Son as Groot sits on Quill's lap
>Groot instinctively reaching for Gamora, then falling asleep on Drax's shoulder
>The Colors of Ogord and Kraglin's teary salute
>"He didn't disappoint us."
>"No he did not."
>Yondu's ashes forming the arrow

But I think what got me most was

>"He didn't chase them away."
>"No."
>"Even though he yelled at them. And was always mean. And stole batteries he didn't need."
>"Well of course not."

Damn fine acting from Pratt and Cooper.

>>92229019
It was great moment that was not only funny but also in a way heartwarming.

Best song from volume 2?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btY-wd9du4Y

>>92230042
There were a lot of moments like that. Like when Peter and Ego played catch.

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>>92227344

It's when you teach your dad something he obviously knows no context about but thinks its great.

It's adorable.

This is the only Marvel movie to make me cry, and the only movie period that I've cried again just thinking about it.

Shit.

>>92230169
I feel like these movies hit a lot harder if you've lost a parent or had a rough childhood. Gunn does emotion really well and this movie was a lot rawer than the first.

>>92229019
I really like that they didn't go the cheap route by having it be a joke at Yondu's expense. It started out that way but then did a complete and unexpected turnaround. It's still funny, without being mean.

Say what you will about the movie, but those final scenes were golden.

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>>92229019
>>92229137
>>92229638
>>92230042
>>92230136
>>92230138
>>92230169

I didn't think much about the ending when It came along, but yeah it stuck out quite well. But damn, now that you faggots mention the quality of Yondu's moment, the scene is a bit more touching. Here I examined the movie to being average.

>>92232205
The ending was great because it not your typical "Everything is going to be fine, the heroes save the day and are off on another adventure as their journey continues" ending that is most common. The only one I think that doesn't have kind of ending is the first Captain America.

Even Civil War had that kind of ending sorta.

>>92232351
>>92232205
Yeah, no. It was absolutely dragged down. The movie was so bad and unfunny that it was impossible to care by that point. The scene had no "quality" and the movie was not "average" - it was awful.

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>>92232396

>>92230105
I have an attachment to Fleetwood Mac, so I was really hype to see how they used The Chain, That bit at the end when he goes full Star child. 10/10

>>92227344
It was also shocking a surprising to allow Gunn to break Star-Lord's Walkman and replace it with a Zune. That I like because The Walk-Man symbolised the Guardians of the Galaxy movies, ballsy move.

>>92230105
I've been listening to Southern Nights a lot. Loved how that song fit that scene.

>>92229019
I feel like if Starlord had been a girl, he'd told everyone his mom was Mary Poppins, and then she could realize that she had a real Mary Poppins all along.
Hasselhoff was kinda stupid anyways.

>>92232504
I agree. Gunn did a good move there. I also think that this film was a hard task because Gunn couldn't make massive changes that wouldn't affect the team prior to Infinity Wars.

>>92232610
Well Edgar Wright did had a bitch fit and left Ant-Man after the studio wanted to include the beginning scene of young Hank Pym leaving SHIELD.

>>92229476
Hes dead dude

>>92234411
He's supposedly cast in both Infinity Wars movies, he's become extremely popular as of this movie, and the Infinity Gems can raise the dead.

>>92234883
No, anons explained this in the other thread.

Hes only listed as in the movie on IMDB, with no other source. IMDB is wiki-tier in that anyone can edit it, so without an extra source its info is worthless.

>>92234411
>dead
>during Infinity War
Anyone and everyone could and will die and come back.

>>92234974
Could be a flashback role.

>>92232504
Also props for going with a fucking Zune, that got an audible laugh the moment the logo popped up.

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>>92230169

I so much loved the use of color in this damn movie - all the psychadelic colors were like one giant middle finger to DC. You CAN do a superhero movie with vibrant designs and heart and humor at the same time, dammit.

No this wasn't the fucking most original script in the fucking world, but the movie was big and loud and fun. THAT'S what superhero movies are about.

>>92230105
Kind of a tough descision, I liked a lot of GOTG2's soundtrack going in.

Bu the Top Five is probably...
>Mr. Blue Sky
>My Sweet Lord
>Fox on the Run
>The Chain
>Wham Bam Shang-a-Lang

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Ego was an awesome character.
I was shocked when it was revealed that Ego gave Peter's mom the tumor. It makes watching the first film super disturbing now.

Is Yondu this fucking great in the comics?

Ravagers prequel when?

>>92236409
It could be, but also Coulson could be making a guest appearnce to murder Thanos, steal the gauntlet, and make himself The One Above All.

My point being, there is absolutely 0 reason right now to think that Yondu will make an appearence.

>>92237240
comics yondu is a blue dweeb who uses a bow and not a magic space arrow

>>92237274
Regardless of his weapon, what about him as a character?

>>92237331
he fights in vietnam and has a medal of honor

>>92232396

I love you, anon. Keep on trying.

>>92237356
Nobody noticed a blue dude on their squad?

>>92237402
hey man he wasn't yellow

>>92232656
I thought it was the Falcon fight.

>>92236985
I think those are the best kinds of twists, the ones that alter the meaning of previous scenes in a nastier way.

It was a better ending than the rest of the movie deserved

One of the truly funny moments in a pack of OK jokes

>>92237331
Completely different. Comics Yondu is a noble native, intune with nature guy.

>>92237656
more like a cringe moment in a pack of facepalm jokes

>>92237675
I think there is now a Yondu on 616 based on the movie version. Full sinergy.

>>92237941
I haven't read any Bendis/post-Bendis cosmic. How the fuck do they manage this when the original Yondu is from something like a thousand years in the future?

>>92238005
By creating a separate character called Yondu.

>>92238005
New Yondu is original Yondu's ancestor I believe.

>>92238101
t.headcanon

>>92238180
No, that's just what I heard when the character started showing up from other people who read Guardians. You'd have to pay me to pick up a Bendis book.

>>92238209
It didn't happen in the Guardians book and it wasn't written by Bendis.

>>92232656
Edgar Wright was the one that walked? I thought Marvel just dropped him because he kept putting off filming to make his own movies.

>>92238230
Well where did it happen then? I'm being honest about the fact that I've got second-hand information here.

>>92234974
He has a pic or two on his instagram wearing the Infinity War beanies that the cast have been seen wearing. Either they intentionally told him to wear it as a fakeout, he borrowed one from another cast member as a fakeout, or he will be in the movie in some capacity

>>92230105
Fox on the Run was one of my favorite songs before the movie even came out. Since it's not in the movie and that might be cheating, The Chain is also a great song that was used very effectively.

Though since seeing the movie all I can hum to myself is Come a Little Bit Closer and Father and Son.

>>92230169
same anon i nearly lost it at when all the other ravagers showed up and shot off the fireworks

>>92238180
>a 21st century Yondu. That's right, the great great great great great great grandfather of Yondu from the original Guardians of the Galaxy and now Guardians 3000.

http://www.newsarama.com/26500-aliens-space-pirates-and-star-lord-s-year-one-story.html

>>92238640
>being this easily manipulated

>>92238577
Thats news to me, the original thread that anon asked about >>92229476 only had IMDB as a source and half the anons tried to explain thats not a real source and the other half just ignored me.

If thats true, go ahead and let the speculation commence

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>>92238711
pic related, shouldve just included it probably

>>92238684
its not your fault anon

The first 2/3 of the movie seemed like 5.4/10 in general while the last 1/3 of the movie was like 8.0/10.

The comedy in the first 2/3 of the movie was mostly not that good and some drax stuff seemed overdone. The Stallone scene in the snowy place seemed awkward.

The fight with the octopus seemed odd. I'm not sure why they were hided to fight this thing in particular if they were. Why wouldn't the people on the planet just shoot the octopus with rockets or something? Did they actually live on the planet for an extended period of time providing security services or something?

Groots dance scene at the beginning didn't seem that interesting to me, but maybe it was just supposed to be endearing but it wasn't really that endearing to me.

The part where Ayesha is seen talking to the people in the room of video game style drone controllers seemed kind of rushed somehow.

The Tazerface speech part wasn't too funny. The Ravagers in general seemed slightly lame and not that cool or at least interesting some other way like I might prefer in an action movie.

The movie was okay, it reminds me of Kong: Skull Island with it having some interesting ideas and the first 2/3 having some failings like with the comedy, but the last 1/3 being better. They also both had some good visuals.

>>92238577
Probably a fakeout.
Before AoU came out, they talked about how Quickslav's actor was contracted for multiple movies.

>>92227344
It was ok.
My favorite line was "I'm gonna make some weird shit"

>>92238821
I think the Tazerface joke was the one joke that was probably dragged on a little too much

>>92236985
It's two weeks since I saw the movie and randomly I start thinking about that twist.
It just fucking made me drop my jaw, call me a drone or whatever, but it was long time ago since I enjoyed a movie.

Mr. Blue Sky was about Yondu

>>92239366
drone

>>92239027
>dragged on a little too much
Yeah they should've dropped it after he proudly shouted " Its...metaphorical!"

>>92236985
But why'd he do it though?

>>92239027
I think they were trying to transition from the dark stuff that was just going on. Yondu's men begging their captain from help before being launched into space. Still I agree it went on too long, and it wasn't that funny of a joke to begin with.

>>92240564
it wasn't funny at all, like the rest

>>92238866
I need a gif of that. As well as some screen caps of their faces when they jump through the 700 jumps.

>>92240607
ikr right it was so quirky xD

>>92240547
The only thing I can think of is that had she known that Quin was taken by Ego, she could have done something to that pod he left on earth. Still it would have been easier to abduct them both back to his world and kill them if things didn't pan out.

>>92240635
>>92240547
are you seriously this braindead?

>>92232438
The Chain is one of my favorite songs ever, I also loved how they used it

>>92240547
Because he knew that Peter's mom was the one thing in the universe that could actually distract him from his goal.

>>92240627
Anon, that warped face style is a common reacontion image format. You just outed yourself as a serious newfag.

>>92240728
Kinda a dumb reason seeing as time is relative to him. Her life would be the light of a spark compared to number of years he has already been alive.

>>92240937
She was the first person that made him feel like he wasn't alone in his entire existence, it was huge to him. He built a damn monument to her, and I don't believe it was for Peter's sake.

>>92240011
Please step on me and call me worthless.

>>92240937
His whole character is that he wanted to meet other intelligent life, did and then thought it boring. He decided the only intelligent life worth sharing the universe with would be himself. You could say he developed a massive EGO. When he realized that he loved Peter's mother it threatened that large EGO and cause him to behave irrationally.

Having an internal crisis about your beliefs is going to be a lot worse when those beliefs involve you thinking you're the only intelligent life worth a damn.

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>>92240607

I felt bad for Kraglin when he said they killed my friends.

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It's one of the best delivered lines.

That and the Trash Panda reference and Triangle Faced Monkey line as well.

>>92241390
this moment was pure cringe

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>>92236985
>btw Jack, I'M the one who killed your parents!

Why do shit villains do this?

>>92238821
>The fight with the octopus seemed odd. I'm not sure why they were hided to fight this thing in particular if they were. Why wouldn't the people on the planet just shoot the octopus with rockets or something? Did they actually live on the planet for an extended period of time providing security services or something?

They fought the octopus for Nabula's custody. Also gold alien's said themselfs that the job the guardians took was beneath them.

>>92229019
Now think of that as a dad moment, like calling your dad cool or someone openly referring to your dad as cool. It adds a little more to this scene.

>>92241442
This one made more sense than others, Peter's mom was nothing to him, barely a blip on the radar. So he has no concept of how important she is to Peter. Ego is so full of himself (Yes) that he doesn't understand why it's such a bad thing to do.

Movie would have been a 9/10 if they'd cut about half of the jokes out. Instead it was a 4/10 that became a 7/10 after the Ego "twist".

Also

>main song is The Chain
>never play the bass solo

>>92241686
>Peter's mom was nothing to him, barely a blip on the radar.

Did you not even watch the movie? He killed her BECAUSE she was important to him and he couldn't handle that

>>92241022
>He built a damn monument to her, and I don't believe it was for Peter's sake.
That would take him a whole what, 4 seconds to construct.

>>92241442
They were going to fight either way.
I imagine Solidus said that to make Raiden angry so he'd act irrational and predictable.

>>92241686
I kind of felt it was too convenient. Like Ego seems like he's decently intelligent enough to know how to emotionally manipulate someone. I feel like he would have been smart enough to not share that small detail....but then, that's not how movies work I guess.

Might've been more natural for Peter to become "one" with the planet for a moment and see into the past and realize it himself.

>>92241706
Fuck the bass solo. I don't know why some of the people here are so obsessed with it when it's probably the weakest part of the song.

>>92241754
He killed her in one of the most painful ways possible. The guy who burnt his wife with gas then stabbed her to death showed more mercy.

>>92241435
>cringe
If you've been that thoroughly programmed by /tv/ you should just go back there.

>>92240547
>But why'd he do it though?

> I visited Earth three times to see her, I knew if I visited a fourth time I never would've left.

>>92241390
Well Hi Homer! What can I DOODIDDLYDOODIDDLYDOODIDDIDDLYDIDDLYDIDDLYDIDDLY GABBA GABBA HEY!

>>92241984
>if someone doesn't turn their brains off they must be "programmed"

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>>92242012
Hi, Homer. Find your soulmate.

>>92242017
"Pure cringe" either means someone is underage, stoned, or a /tv/ shitter, and we don't need any of those three things here.

>>92242162
No, it means the moment induced second-hand embarrassment. Not that hard to comprehend.

>>92242184
Go back to watching your cringe compilations

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>>92232396
I would say you hate fun, but no you get were you just not loved as a child?

>>92242232
>lol if you don't share my opinion you hate fun
Your movie was a tragedy to filmmaking.

>>92241686
That makes more sense, also as to why he was so pissed that Quin would attack him after. He just thought that he was that amazing. It would have said something for him if he realized that he was pushing on a wound if he talked to Quinn and gave him another shot to accept him, but instead he went right for plan battery for a thousand years.

>>92239027
I think that was Gunn reading old comics and having that exact same rant Rocket has out loud, and just deciding to put it into the film, so great was his personal umbrage at the idea of a character from the 70s calling himself Taserface. It only gets dumber the further back you go.

>>92242332
Why do you keep calling him Quinn?

>>92232396
Who hurt ya, bud? You want a hug?

>>92241805
>I feel like he would have been smart enough to not share that small detail.

It shows how large his EGO is.

>>92242375
Taserface isn't from the 70s and Gunn read the comics he was in as a kid. He joked about using Taserface as the villain back in 2012.

>>92242416
I think it was more "Oh you like that sailor song I did? You really DO understand our mission son! It was a sad thing yes, but it had to be done. I'm glad you understand." Also the Ego.

>>92242097
Hey Homer! I can see your doodle!

>>92242377
Phones auto correct keeps screwing with me.

>>92242476
You know Taserface was invented by a kid?

>>92242506
Dumb phoneposter.

>>92230332

Literally this, my dad died when I was young so this movie was pretty emotional for me.

>>92242789
My mom died of cancer a month before the first movie. I cried like a bitch before they even got to the opening credits.

I didn't like some of the more cartoony moments like when rocket is using gravity mines to blast reavers into the air or drax hitting every fucking tree at reentery speed and only going Ow ow ow ow ow . also jesus fucking christ that scene where they space the loyal reavers was horrifying. Like god damn I thought this was a family film!

>>92242789
>>92243000

My dad left the family when I was a kid, I can relate to some degree.
Fucking hell man, ever since I lost my best buddy I'm terrified of losing another one.

>>92243269
>Yondu genocides entire crew
>It's okay, just put some wacky rock song over it!

>>92243432
how did they get away with it??
grow some stones.

>>92243432
right?

>>92243269
Gunn wrote Scooby Doo 1 and 2, then he wrote and directed a film where an alien space slug turns a car salesman into a tumor ridden alligator man who feeds a woman he's having an affair with raw meat until she's a spherical flesh balloon from all the baby slugs he's fucked into her. She is conscious through all of this until she bursts. Then one of the baby slugs tries to possess a teenage girl via crawling through her vagina when she's in the bath, then she's forced to run for her life when the other baby slugs possess her entire family, turning her mom, dad and little brother into zombie extensions of said car salesman tumor alien hybrid, all of which want to fuck her.

Wacky jokes and violent stark horror has always been Gunn's calling card, the man got his start in life working on Troma films for fuck's sake. People were trying to get their heads around Disney appointing the man who's debut film was a remake of Romeo and Juliet where it turns out they're brother and sister and the film ends with them in suburbia raising their retarded incest babies as the happy fairy tale ending when he was announced as director of the first Guardians. It's a dark horse decision that has paid off in dividends for them.

>>92243432
I mean, if I had been there as Yondu I'd probably do the same.

Fuck traitors.

2 > 1

the first was way too nerdy/dorky, this felt more natural tho still full of quips. def helped there was less star-lord and more drax and rocket.

>>92243647
Yeah, more of Drax and his autistic loud laughing, that certainly made this movie better. Retard.

>>92238385
A Star-Lord solo

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>>92242260
I think there are lines where one can view the negatives over the positives, and vice versa. The movie had its problems but what fun is it to focus only on, and criticize, those issues?

>>92243432
>killing their own comrades and friends while laughing about it and making faces at them as they fly out of the airlock.

They deserved it. Mutiny is one thing, being shitty murderers is another. It isn't even so much that they killed the loyal crew members, it's that they delighted in it so much

>>92243691
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE

>>92243766
not an argument

>>92243778
you don't deserve one, bredditor

>>92243818
>bredditor
but they are eating this movie up

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>>92243565

> dat second use of fleetwood's mac chain . Possible best movie moment of the year right there.

>>92244094
Great Poppins

>>92244190
yeah, if you only watch garbage capeshit

>>92244190
>>92244209
bro you are on /co/ where capeshit is love and capeshit is life.

>>92240547


Because his life, his lover, his lady is the sea.

Why didn't any of the Avengers try to stop Ego's spore on Earth if Guardians takes place in 2014?
It says 34 years later after the beginning which was 1980. You'd think a massive, matter encompassing blob would have been talked about or questioned. They even had time to set up police around to try and stop the civilians.

>>92243778
neither was yours

>>92246221
>two hougs lateg

>>92245709
Because who gives a fuck about Missouri?

>>92246484
The rest of the world would have been eaten too if the Guardians didn't win, it wouldn't have just stopped after Missouri my dude

>>92245709
From the time the plant began to expand to the time it stopped was probably no more than 15 minutes, it only made it down the block from Dairy Queen if I remember correctly. Local cops had time to set up a small barricade while it was idle, but the Avengers getting there would take at least more than 15 minutes.

I like the headcanon that the Avengers DID eventually show up to investigate it, but that's such a small pointless detail that we'll never know. Writing themselves in a knot just to get two characters talking about such an irrelevant event would be real dumb, stuff like that is best left to headcanon.

>>92230332
I lost my dad this year, and have become guardian of my nephew because his bio dad is an ass and his mom's a psycho junkie.

This shit hit me hard.

>>92246604
It ate more than a few blocks and would have ate more if the growth was consistent like every other shot of the spores on the other planets. What a load of crap

>>92230105
father and son

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Y'all didn't tell me this was a Metroid Prime adaptation!

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How in god's name can a dumb fun movie about comic characters that hadn't been pop culturally relevant since their inception manage to make me emotionally invested to the point that I couldn't hold back tears and yet the last two Star Wars movies had me emotionally stiff as a board when their characters died?

>>92247108
One is made by someone who cares about the subject matter (Gunn) and the other is made by a hack who doesn't care about anything he works on (Abrams).

>>92247138
Rouge One wasn't Abrams.
And was good.

>>92247108
Because while we've been waiting for the new Star Wars, what we've really been waiting for is the new Star Wars.

They'll never live up to what we need them to be, but what we are looking for can easily exist in something else.

>>92247182
I wouldn't know since I didn't see it.

>>92247255
It was great, you should see it.

>>92237472
Underrated

>>92230169
As much as I hate to admit it, the 'We are Groot' bit at the end of the first film really got to me.

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>That scene where the ships are being controlled by arcade machines
>That fucking Pacman
Fuck, now I'm even more mad about Pixels, imagine if Adam Sandler never touched it and Gunn got to direct that

>>92238785
Maybe death brings him back to life

>>92241435
You must be incredibly sheltered if you thought that was "pure cringe".

>>92241442
To be fair he was planning on spending a long, long time with Peter.

Maybe he decided honesty was the best policy and, while he didn't want to drop all the truth bombs at once, he did want to sprinkle them out. He assumed that Peter had no real way of resisting him and that he could use him as he saw fit until he came to terms with the fact that he and Ego were in it for the long haul.

He probably assumed that after a few thousand (or million) years there with him that Peter would come around to his way of thinking either way.

>>92246846
Half of the Avengers currently have to wait until the UN gives them permission to do things and the other half are wanted and on the run.

Also none of them can teleport except Thor who's offworld. How close do you think Missouri is to NYC?

>>92230332
I never had a father and grew up with my mom's abusive boyfriend

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All of Wonderman's scenes were cut from the film. The film festival probably happened when Ego was taking over earth.

>>92232504
Zune's were so much better than iPods. my zune mini lasted 6 years. every ipod ive had shit itself after a year

>>92237402
He's a Genetic Infantryman.

>>92242260
t. Smug movie critic wannabe

The first half of the movie is kind of a slog. Most of the jokes and banter were cringey. Drax is basically a meme in this movie and so is groot.

But around when Rocket and yondu are trying to escaoe to the end the movie really picks up as each character goes through the highpoints of their character arcs.

that tape joke was just fucking stupid though. There's a difference between comedy and just being silly. totally ruined the tone

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>>92241435
>>92242184
Hi, LEafy!

>>92241390
>groot looks fine, only for vomit to drop out when he opens his mouth
killed me.

>>92248646
That is exactly how a baby looks when it vomits. I was worried about baby Groot but the way he acts wound up reminding me a lot of my nephew as a youngun.

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>>92237472
Kek

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Probably one of my favorite Stan Lee cameos from any Marvel movie. Seeing him with the Watchers feels like a 20 year build up

>>92248531
>using the words cringe and meme to describe things
You're done. Your brain is fried. The fact you actually use the word meme as if it describes anything shows you will never think of anything outside the grounds of this site

>>92227344
It's was pretty funny. It made me lol.

>>92248846
>Stan lee tries to find a way home and accidentally goes through a portal and ends up on our earth in the 60's. then writes about his adventures.

Message to all the anons in this thread: tell your dad that he is cool and you are proud of being his son. If you mad because of anything, forgive him
Because it is when we lose what we have that we get to know how much important that was
I will never forget about you dad.. this movie made me remember about him

At least talk more to your dads because you will never know when it is already too late

Sorry for blogposting

>>92236985
The way he brings it up is awful too. His plan is going perfect then he just spills the beans and Peter goes Doom on his ass. What did he expect?

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>>92238684
Consider it a litmus exam enmasse proving a point.

>>92240937
You don't move through time faster just because you're a jillion years old.

>>92249124
>What did he expect?
He thought Peter was gonna be ok with that because now he has a dad.

>>92249216
I guess he was full of himself.

Yes.
It was such a moment of pure joy and laughter.
and then OF COURSE, HE DIES

>>92249124
>What did he expect?
He already had Peter all drugged up, and the way he worded it he was trying to spin it as if killing her was some sort of heroic sacrifice he made. Also he has a huge ego and thought he had already won.

>>92249124
>plan is "I'm gonna replace life in the universe with me, because I'm pretty much better"
>dude's name is Ego

It's not exactly surprising he doesn't entirely consider how others will feel when he says something.

I didn't cry for that entire ending sequence, but the second I saw the last remaining Yondu loyalist looking out the window to all the Reavers who showed up to the funeral, and his face twitches as he tries to process it all and hold back his emotions, then ultimately fails and lets out a cheer? I fucking lost it.

>>92246611
WeWuz?
Not a stab, just curious if you're someone I know.

>>92249306
Yeah, but he was a demi god. He studied interactions and the universe for millions of years and he fucks it up like that. I know he has a big ego and it's a comic book movie but come on. That doesn't 100% excuse it.

>>92249036
I just saw it an hour so ago with my dad and his dad and I'm happy about this

>>92236985
Not going to lie, as soon as they implied his dad was some sort of celestial being in the first movie I had a feeling this was possible and I'd seen other people here suggest that too. That said it was still an oh fuck moment for me watching the admission play out.

>>92249511
>Yeah, but he was a demi god. He studied interactions and the universe for millions of years and he fucks it up like that. I know he has a big ego and it's a comic book movie but come on. That doesn't 100% excuse it.
Your mistake is thinking that powerful and ancient people are automatically wise. That is a horrible misconception.

>>92237240
Original Yondu? No

The one they introduced in the Starlord comic? Kinda...actually he's pretty much just the movie guy copied into the comic.

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>>92246981

>>92236985
i like him for the sole fact that he killed Quill's mom by giving her cancer

that shit made me laugh

>>92243269
>Like god damn I thought this was a family film!
Funny. I talked with my mom after she saw it and she said she was surprised how many murders the movie had considering that people bring their kids to it.
I know that they market Marvel movies to EVERYONE, but they're still PG-13 movies.

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>Ego: I was banging more aliens than a self insert in a Mass Effect fanfic
>Also Ego: But I totally loved your mom because music
That felt kind of contrived to me

>>92249511
No he didn't. He spent millions of years alone, and only then did he start looking at other planets when he started trying to get his dick wet.

>>92241857
Probably because of Formula 1.

>>92249810

I laughed at that Merdith's cancer was a part of god's plan.

Gunn is a maniac.

>>92249826
Maybe the aliens were ugly like Mantis.

That ending really hit me. It got me to get over the death of my dad, who recently passed away. That whole funeral scene really tore me up and got me thinking.

>>92229638
Quill screaming in space as Yondu was dying was the first time I felt strong emotions during a Marvel movie.

>>92249183
No, but your experience of time does shift as you age. You remember less as experiences start to become less unique, as a result when you look back the years appear shorter.

For a lot of older people, mid 20's is what they've mentally clocked as the mid point of their lives.

This is also why people don't consciously clock things like the fact that the first GotG movie came out almost three years ago, or the fact that 2017 is already half over.

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>>92249850
>>92236985
please enjoy

>>92249962
But also why is it that every alien found his human form sexually attractive?

>>92250039
>or the fact that 2017 is already half over.
there's still a month and two thirds before that happens

>>92250055
>implying young Kurt Russell isnt universally attractive

>>92250031
really i felt so for Tony and Steve's fight in CW but this one was better

>>92250055

It's a very obscure reference to the human form being the ultimate procreator with the ability to fuck almost any humanoid species in the universe from god remembers where

>>92249036
In these times of hardship

Just remember

We

Are

Groot

>>92250055
>But also why is it that every alien found his human form sexually attractive?
He already made himself look older just for Quill's sake. He didn't need to age himself. So it is assumed that he made modifications for the taste of every planet, but it would be confusing for his story telling in his diorama if he doesn't use the same self image for every scene. It would be hard to notice if was all multiple versions of himself, if they all looked different.

>>92250099
>Kurt Russell was a big actor from an era Peter is familiar with
>doesnt recognize that his dad is Kurt Russell

Wew

>>92250055
Its Kurt Russel so duh, no contest. The guy is charismatic as fuck.

>>92250105
That was the bad kind of sad, where it's just kind of achey and sad. This was the good kind of sad, where it's more gut-wrenching and complicated, with a little bit of happiness thrown in.

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What's with all these movies making David Hasslehoff play "David Hasslehoff cameo"

>>92250205
he needs to eat

>>92250205
Whats wrong with The Hoff

>>92250219
>>92250227
I'm not mad about his appearances, it's just he doesn't play actual characters, he just keeps playing the roll of "Hey look it's David Hasslehoff"

>>92243565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKWwsU40ABA

He also made this.

>>92249814
They make sure to establish that all of those guys are shitbags and deserve to die, that's how they get away with it.

They don't let Rocket murder the gold people because they were just trying to get their batteries back; they weren't truly evil at least at that point. So they make sure to show how their ships are piloted remotely.

>>92236800
I'd like to stick a middle finger at you and your console war faggotry personally

>>92250251
You mean the Spongebob Movie

In GotG it at least makes sense since Peter would tell other kids The Hoff was his dad but was always away on tour with his band in Germany

>>92250331
Okay but what the fuck is with David Hasslehoff being a person in the universe but Kurt Russell isn't?

>near end of film
>Ego and Peter are duking it out
>bomb is about to detonate
>Ego screams at Peter that they have to disarm the bomb
>celestial who consciously controls the matter of the entire planet, including the shell around his brain where the bomb is, is aware of where the bomb is and could easily remove it himself but doesn't

also why did he need Peter at all? He says Peter is an immortal and that he needs to use him as a power source, but weren't Pete's powers really just an extension of Ego's in the first place if he lost them when Ego was destroyed? It seemed like Peter didn't have much power of his own aside from surviving an infinity stone, he could just control Ego's.

>>92250360
ego didnt need anyone i guess he just wanted a son for some reason he was even controlling the goop that would have taken over multiple worlds by himself.....like he told Quill.....i dont get it either

>>92250353
Well, it's the universe of Earth-199999. Maybe they don't have Kurt Russell in that one, or he looks different, or he didn't become a celebrity.

>>92250353
Chris Pratt wanted Peter to recognize him but James Gunn shot down the idea

>>92227344
It resonated with me. Really spoke to the characters.
Yondu just trusts Peter that he's telling the truth.
Openly embraces it.

>>92250360
>>92250399
He carries the Celestial gene, meaning that Ego has his second Celestial he needs to enact his plan because he can't accomplish it with a single Celestial consciousness. Peter's powers in this film are just an extension of Ego, as Ego is much older and practiced over the course of millenia and can channel the power through Peter. Peter himself is around 30 and he's nowhere near the experience to do Celestial things on his own.

>>92246604
Would have been better though if one of the civvies was crying 'Someone call the Avengers!' or one of the cops making a reference about the Avengers being on their way.

BRANDY, YOURE A FINE GIRL

WHAT A GOOD WIFE YOU WOULD BE

>>92250692

Was there an operating Avengers team at the moment? It happened just a few monts after The Winter Soldier.

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Saw it tonight.

I thought the ending was good and there were a lot of good scenes, but I also think it got a little too goofy at times.

For example, the turd joke should've ended with Rocket's "something squishy in your pillow". They didn't need to keep shooting it back and forth three more times just to tell the audience that Drax takes legendary shits. Same thing with the penis joke. In fact, the joke of "Drax doesn't understand something" is really feeling tiresome after two movies' worth.

With that said, when his good moments happened they were REALLY good. Batista still killed it. I think his best scene was when he and Mantis were sitting on the steps and she senses his buried emotions. Easily one of the most powerful scenes in the movie, for me.

>>92241411
>I felt bad for Kraglin when he said they killed my friends.

>Cap'n...I didn't mean to make a mutiny.
>They killed all my friends....

Man, that really stuck. Can't wait to see if they do something with him using the invincible space arrow.

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How the fuck did they make the CGI raccoon one of the most compelling characters in the movie

Also Batista was fucking incredible and Chris Pratt was the worst performance

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>>92250822
How did he have the fin? Wasn't Yondu wearing it when he was cremated?

>>92250888
...huh. You know, we even saw it being disintegrated.

Fucking hell James.

>>92250871
>Disney spends money on CGI dead/younger versions of actors
>it turns out looking eerie and fake
>James Gunn de-ages Kurt Russell with makeup, another actor, and only a bit of CGI
>it looks just like his 80s self and doesn't look fake

How

>>92250888
>How did he have the fin? Wasn't Yondu wearing it when he was cremated?

Yondu was wearing the prototype.

You do grasp the fact that a 'prototype' is usually not the one that's finally actually made.

https://www.usability.gov/how-to-and-tools/methods/prototyping.html

Kraglin was using the final version, which he had to get implanted and stuff anyway.

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>>92250871
>Chris Pratt was the worst performance

You forgot cute dumb bug girl.
"Socially inept to the point of retardation" is probably hard to portray for any actor, but holy shit.

>>92250925
>How

What do you mean? They used a real human, of course it'll look more realistic than a full CGI character. That was Kurt himself in a wig and an excellent makeup job, with some minor digital touch-ups.

I looked it up and apparently he's done 28 films with this same makeup artist, so the fact that the guy's worked on his face so many times before is probably a factor.

>>92250809
Yeah, I thought the turd and continual penis jokes were a little much (though after reading this >>92243565 I understand a little better why they might be there).

But apart from those I think I enjoyed Drax's performance the most of the main 5 characters. By the end I think Yondu was my overall favorite though. >YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO EAT ME >I was being funny! >NOT TO ME

I'm not sure why Drax's constant quipping wasn't as grating to me as, say, ultron and that ilk. Maybe it's just that his overly literal shtick hits way too close to home when I compare it to how I think, how my immediate family thinks, and how people argue on this godforsaken website that I enjoy too much.

>your spoiler
Mm yes, one of my favorite scenes as well. It cleverly exposes his emotional state without it being mashed though the blender of his culture + his personality that colors everything that comes out of his mouth, and we are able to get a glimpse of what might really be going on inside his head.

>>92250822
>quote
another great moment

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Can he assist help for Sovereign to stop the Guardians?

>>92251138
He kinda looks like the guy who was the last one left chasing the ship in the asteroid field

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I can't fucking stand Avengers movies for a reason I can't quite pinpoint

Here's hoping Infinity War mainly follows the Guardians

>>92251156
I think its the same actor.

He sucks in mine fields.

What if they add blue to their uniforms to honor Yondu/the OG Ravagers?

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>Stallone and his gang at the end
I don't get it. Is this a comic thing?

>>92251267
The original Guardians

Also one of them was Miley Cyrus

>>92251267

It's Gunn laughing at us by showing us that he could have made the movies about the OG guardians

>>92251312
>laughing at us
>when he made one of the best movies of the year
Stalone was a great role even if it was small, but that was more a back door pilot than a jab at the viewrs.
>>92251294
groce

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>>92251175
You couldn't stand them because Joss Whedon wrote them.
I assure you that when Infinity War comes out, it'll wipe the floor with the first two.

WHAM
BAM
SHANG-A-LANG

>>92241390

ME WANT HONEYCOMB

I feel like in this movie the key to it being so much better than most of the rest of marvel is it's emotional scenes and comedy was well placed. There wasn't a moment like in Dr. Strange where his mentor dies after talking about being afraid of death only for mere seconds later his cape wipes his tears away then more jokes with the love interest happen.

Yondu's death wasn't immediately followed by drax jokes. Jokes mostly happened in the middle when people were figuring out what's going on and during action scenes. Sad moments were mostly just sad moments.

TL;DR The pacing was better than almost every other MCU movie.

>>92251175
>I can't fucking stand Avengers movies for a reason I can't quite pinpoint
Avengers 1 and 2 are very weak as films, because getting multiple major actors together is a pain to make a story about. But novelty alone kept them popular.

Civil War gave us hope that IR wiould suck less. It requires a certain talent to write a film with a large cast and the Rossos seem to get it.

>>92249826
He was fucking lying, about the 4th time not coming back, and all that, all fake.

>>92237518
Falcon fight was added in the rewrites. The writers added it to be like an old crossover comic.

>>92250759
Pretty sure Cap reformed the Avengers immediately after TWS to take down the rest of HYDRA.

>>92252221
>He was fucking lying, about the 4th time not coming back, and all that, all fake.
Keep in mind that Ego had been careful for most of his screentime to not actually lie at any point. He often said things that can be misleading and can be interpreted differently, but he never actually "lied". So if he had been so careful in telling the truth in a misleading way, I doubt he would lie about one thing as major as his intentions.

>>92252800
I see your point, and I say you're right. Still, I think his feelings for her weren't genuine, in his eyes, she was still a lesser being.

It's no wonder that /co/mblr loves this god awful cringy movie

>>92252882
>I see your point, and I say you're right. Still, I think his feelings for her weren't genuine, in his eyes, she was still a lesser being.
There is two kinds of love: There is the love where you want the one you love to be happy, and there is the love where you only care about how happy you personally feel when you are in the company of your love.

Ego is the 2nd kind, the selfish kind of love. While the love we really meant is the selfless kind, where you want your loved ones to be happy at the cost to yourself.

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>>92251267
Michael Rosenbaum was Martinex, the crystal guy.

Best Lex back on top.

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>when Drax starts to get swallowed up by Ego's earth and he struggles to hold Mantis safely above his head after he was telling her about his daughter scenes ago

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>>92252887
>People like something I don't
>Let's play the reddit/tumblr/9fag card

>>92247517
well fuck that could have been beautiful

>>92252921
you are beautiful on the inside

>>92251212
>>92251156
I didn't get why they where all pissed at him, I mean he lasted the longer then those losers

>>92253011
because their culture is all about perfection

he couldn't do it, so he's a shitter in their eyes. compare it to professional sports, any NFL player is probably a better athlete and football player than most of the population but they still get called awful names if they fumble bad

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>>92227344
Me is Soda Popinski, cyкa блять.

>>92239027
The snickering Sovereign lady was the good punchline that was completely smothered by the constant repetition of the gag following Rocket's initial rant.

>>92253439
Rocket's repetitive barrage about his name was the only reason he made a point of mentioning his name to the Sov receptionist, though.

>>92253499
Sure, but that doesn't mean the joke wasn't run into the ground by that point.

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So does GOTG2 have the highest body count for an MCU movie?

All of Yondu's loyal men left to die in the vacuum of space
The remaining scavengers who get killed by Yondu and Rocket
All of his own children Ego killed for not being able to harness his Celestial powers
Peter's mom and others who Ego more than likely killed to achieve his goals
People on 1000 planets caught in the initial blast set off by Ego's spores

>>92254016
Oh, and Yondu sacrificing himself to save Peter

>>92254016
Yep, I think so.

>>92241390
that face effets was done a couple times in comics, specially back in the 80s and 90s

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Goddamn Rocket's lines at the end hit me hard. That was really well delivered. Hell I wonder if we'll see some character growth in a marvel film from Rocket.

>>92248261
Guardians Vol 2 takes place during 2014 only a few months after the first Guardians film.

>>92236985
Was I the only one cracking up when he was reciting the lyrics of Brandy as they were playing those same lyrics?

>>92246604
>I like the headcanon that the Avengers DID eventually show up to investigate it, but that's such a small pointless detail that we'll never know. Writing themselves in a knot just to get two characters talking about such an irrelevant event would be real dumb, stuff like that is best left to headcanon.
Well I know that the grandpa is still alive, despite having his scenes cut short in two films now. They probably am going to add a scene in IR of Peter Quill of visiting his grandpa and maybe mention that incident while he was there.

>I didn't mean to start a mutiny captain.
>...they killed all my friends.

He delivered this line so fucking well and was one of the scenes that got me close to tearing up.

KraglinxNebula OTP

>>92256520
She should have just gotten a fancy hat

>>92230332
My dad left when I was a baby so when Starlord is talking about never having a dad to play catch got to me. Then when he started playing catch with him, it got to me even more.

>>92250044
underrated post

>>92241805

I think Ego was convinced that Peter was on his side and was sure he'd understand/agree.

>>92257027
>My dad left when I was a baby so when Starlord is talking about never having a dad to play catch got to me. Then when he started playing catch with him, it got to me even more.
Although the logically conclusion of the film's plot is that if your father was willing to abandon you, then he probably wasn't a very good dad and you are better off without him.

I am not trying to make a joke, I am just making an observation. Hope you don't take it as an insult.

>>92257211
>I think Ego was convinced that Peter was on his side and was sure he'd understand/agree.
Peter was borderline brainwashed at that point. When his eyes changed it was very likely that Peter would do anything Ego wanted. But the mother's murder was the one thing that snapped him out of it.

>>92230332
Cancer got my dad less than a year ago. I rarely cry at movies, but I was outright sobbing when Yondu died.

>>92257872
He may be your father, but he aint your daddy

>>92256651
>ywf Kraglin buys her that fancy hat in the next movie

>>92258658
>>ywf Kraglin buys her that fancy hat in the next movie
Well Nebula was never paired up with anyone in the comics.

However, the MCU in general appear to be walking away from shipping characters together. It makes sense that there is no benefit to get two characters hooked up, narrative wise. And GotG2 outright stated that they are better off with sexual tension but stopping there.

>>92258791
Oh, the major exception is Antman and the Wasp. or any other character who has strong history of couples being plot relevant.

>>92257290
better shitty dad than no dad.

>>92230332
>I feel like these movies hit a lot harder if you've lost a parent or had a rough childhood

For sure. My mom died around 2010, and growing up with her (Dad wasn't really around both because of the things he did and because I pushed him out of life when I was a teenager) was pretty rough, and both the ending of the first and second movie managed to squeeze some tears out of me.

It's embarrassing as shit and I'm glad that the movie theater was dark. I think Quill opening up the present in the first movie and having the first song on the mixtape being Ain't No Mountain High Enough hit me harder though, because it was like a message from his mom years after she died, reminding him how much he loved her.

>>92241795
They only fought because Solidus insisted on it. By that point Radien had been screwed over so throughly by the Patriots that he would have switched sides if Solidus had asked.

>>92241417
>Triangle Faced Monkey

I really enjoyed that Rocket got really self-conscious after that line.

>>92237265
>Coulson takes over Stan Lee
>makes cameos for the next 40 years
>also inherits the soulsucking abilities
okay

>>92240937
If he had chosen to stay with her until she died naturally, he would have become a different person and abandoned the plan even after she was gone. By choosing to kill her, he cemented his purpose.

>>92254791
So between Winter Soldier and Age of Ultron.

There was no SHIELD and the Avengers hadn't reformed to go after Loki's staff yet.

>>92248719
Baby Groot was just on the cusp of being awful, while never quite going over the edge. Teenage Groot made me forgive any misgivings I had about Baby Groot.

>>92250289
That bit at the beginning, I realized they were fighting for their lives, but at the same time I was thinking, "The gold people did nothing wrong, and they're killing dozens of them. That's fucked up." Then it turned out all the gold people were just playing video games so it was fine!

>>92249814
When I saw Deadpool there were a bunch of kids in the theater, probably their parents thought "it's another superhero movie, of course I can come with my kids" but when the swearing and violence started they left in a matter of seconds.

>>92250809
I absolutely loved the emotional Drax bits.
"We're a family."
"And so are you... on the inside."

While the comedy bits with Drax were funny in the first movie, he felt a bit out of place on the team. This one did a great job of solidifying him as a member.

>>92253011
>mcbane.jpg

>>92259334

I meant 2009. Not that it matters.

>>92258903

My father is a constant disappointment to me and the fact that I'm related to him is a source of constant anger, depression, and anxiety. If it wasn't for my sisters, I would probably never talk to him, and would probably be in a much better head space. Everytime I see him all it does is just reminds me of why I never want to be around him.

>>92260226
Oh yeah, now that he has had five scenes laughing loudly as if that was a joke he's totally a better character. Retard.

>>92260077

I wonder how many stuck around for the narration bit where Ryan Reynolds explains it's not for kids.

The R Rating must have been a tip off, right?

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>Cosmo in the credits
There's still a chance!

Also, did I see Jeff Goldblum's Grandmaster dancing in the credits?

I enjoyed how Rocket wasn't part of the mission to infiltrate the Dark Aster where everyone bonded and as such was more detached from the group until the events of this movie.

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>>92260077
>mfw there were butthurt 13 year olds getting rejected while I was in line to get a ticket

>>92260354
yes. He also had Hulk and Thor toys in his hands.

>>92260635
Ha!

>>92236985
I think a lot of people assumed that Meredith had cancer because of her contact with an alien, even though Peter turned out alright. But stating that it was deliberate does change things enormously.

It's like the 'twist' in Civil War. Through Winter Soldier we know that Hydra was responsible for the death of Tony's parents, but we don't necessarily know that Steve knows that it was Bucky specifically, but we know that he keeps this information from Tony which adds to their present conflict.

Parental twists have been a blockbuster staple since Empire Strikes Back, but I thought these two were executed really well. Especially compared to the 'Martha' fiasco.

testing

>LE EBIN MARY POPPINS REFERENCE X-DDDD

>>92260680
>the 'Martha' fiasco
mousefag pls, this is HYPERCRISIS.

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>>92260618
>>mfw there were 13 year olds getting rejected

>>92243432

They killed everyone loyal to him by jettisoning them into the vacuum of space. Why would he have mercy on them?

>>92260701
That the exchange involves a reference isn't what makes it well-executed.

>>92260759
>well-executed
You mean lelsorandumb.

>>92260745
Is this gonna be his level 3 in marvel v capcom infinite?

>>92260759
That the exchange is yet another joke in the middle of the climax is what makes it ill executed.

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>not living in the timeline where David Bowie was in GotG 2

It hurts, lads.

>>92260897
What hurts about a great singer not being in a bad movie?

>>92260945
>great singer
Yeah okay
>bad movie
Yeah okay

>>92261015
what's the point of this post? it doesn't answer the question nor adds anything

>>92261053
what's the point of shitposting? explain that to me and maybe you'll find an answer

>>92260817
Yeah, nah, you just can't handle the Gunn. You don't know what it means to laugh and cry in a single sound.

>>92261124
>laugh
that would require one joke in the movie that doesn't give me second hand embarrassment

>>92261157
Whatever helps ya sleep, bucko.

>>92249124
>>92249306
>It's not exactly surprising he doesn't entirely consider how others will feel when he says something.

This. He was just gone at this point. And they wanted you to figure it out right then.]

So is Quill just a clone of his mother that ego cells grafted onto? Is he just human now or will he still be able to channel energy int he future?

>>92260077
>>92260339
Not to get off topic but way back when the South Park movie came out, the same thing happened when Terrance and Phillip started singing. Funny that real life was mirroring the movie as it happened.