FCBD storytime(s)

Neat!

Thanks OP.

Got a chance to read SE/Spidey at C2E2, and confident in both stories.

Guardians' FCBD issue was an alright tease, thought I think it's #1 was stronger at getting interest with the series.

Defenders was dumb.

>>92220926
WAIFU ALERT.

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>>92220883
Man I hate when alternate universes get the Doctor Strange Defenders movies but it'd be equally worse if they were all written by Benis.

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Time for a peek into Gerry's take on the Guardians.

>>92220926
LOL aren't costumes and super-heroes RIDICULOUS? Am I right fellow teens?

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By the way expect minor Internet interference on occasion.

>>92221066
Kuder is MUCH more fitting on this series than he was back in Death of X.

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Ha ha! Time for Benis.

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>>92221207
>Milano stolen from the Fraternity of Raptors
Duggan does MCU lampshading much better than The Bendis

>>92220713
Zdarsky wrote a more fun and interesting Spider-man in 10 pages then Slott has done his entire run (except Superior Spider-Man)

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7 to 1 on the strawpoll. Might as well.

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Well the Marvel stuff is done. Time for some wrasslin! With a few surprise challengers.

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Bet you didn't expect the most skilled martial artist to appear, did you?!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_W1oR-c890

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[sweats internally]

>>92220713
Thank you, op

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So many thicc waifus wrestlers...

>>92220731
>Peter is salty over MJs love life
I'm liking that, makes me wish that Renew your vows was happening in 616. I also like the banter here between he and MJ over the hyphen in Spider-Man

>>92220792
This bit about the same villains popping up makes me kind of wish that Vulture's daughter who was in Identity Disc would have taken up the Vulture mantle along with Blackie when Toomes got fucked up during Superior

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yLHuSrQ0qA

Aaah on the one hand I would like another Rival Schools game, but on the other hand I don't know if Modern Capcom ill ever regain my trust.

>>92220926
Brilliant idea, Marlel. Let's make the guy you desperately want to keep young and single look like an old fogey.

>>92220841
Huh, wasn't the Falcon suit orginally developed with Stark Tech? If it was, is that a cleaver little nod to the upcoming movie?
This is pretty good so far, thanks OP.

>>92222123
That's the joke she's treating him as some old guy when he's not.

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Oh Dan.

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In the words of Lil Woolz: Losing is winning.

>>92220926
>People complain about making Spider-Man a teenager again
>make Spider-Man joke about how he's actually kind of aged during the synergy comic
Ha, this writer is alright man, I'm diggin' this.

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Oh hey it's Haggar.

>>92220731
Why is Mary Jane running stark enterprises, what happened to Pepper?

>>92221121
>Groot happily plays with the eye that he just yanked out of that Nova's face
Jesus Christ

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Now to finish off the night with TMNT.

>>92221589
That seems like a waste of perfectly good diamonds.

>>92221589
How the fuck did he survive having an explosive knife blowing up right next to his head?

>>92222410
Ppl dont remember, so it didnt happen, thats marvel continuity. Unless Bendis actually explains it.

>>92222067
We need a new muscle bomber game, with all of these girls in it.

>>92222614
When the hell has Bendis ever explained anything?

>>92222614
Bendis still hasn't explained why Doc Samson is suddenly alive, that motherfucker just doesn't care.

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And that's the end. Good night and remember to bump for later.

>>92222122

SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE A RIVAL SCHOOLS CROSSOVER.

>>92221562
This.
>>92221589
Diamondback, you just covered all the damages. Good job.

>>92220758
>I mean, it didn't warn me not to date YOU
I liked this story but absolutely hated this line. That's a horrible thing for Peter to say.

>>92220841
>The name was free!
Poor Mexican Falcon

I really hope that Spectacular Spider-Man is just Peter telling various people stories about his younger years as Spider-Man. This bit was really good.

>>92221589
>Diamondback
SYNERGY
Y
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>>92220731
>No, you SAID "Spiderman." There CLEARLY wasn't a hyphen included.

Getting flashbacks to this.

>>92223007
I know it's mean-spirited, but after all the crap MJ's said to him under Slott, it's kind of refreshing to see Peter react with his own kind of snark, MJ knows its not meant anyway

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>>92221855
>It's a "the villains has a bullshit win-a-battle button up his ass" episode.
Is there anything more fucking lazy?

>>92223104
Sorrentino's paneling? Seriously, this paneling is confusing as fuck.

>>92222315
MJ got hired as Stark assistant but now he's in a coma so she's running it now.

>>92221559
Wait, isn't Matt Murdock's identity secret now? How did Diamondback know to attack him?

>>92223007
He's bantering of course he didn't mean it.

>>92223194
Bendis doesn't care.

>>92221589
Wow, a crime boss threatening to kill a hero and his loved ones if they don't leave him alone? THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. You are such a genius Diamondback, clearly the heroes will just let you do whatever you want now!

>>92223227
I bet he plans to make DD's identity revealed to the world again

>>92221376
>MUH PROTECTION
Bendis sure likes this concept. But how exactly does Diamondback offer anyone "protection"? Unlike Fisk he isn't a "respectable businessman" with political connections.

>>92221376
How many times has Bendis done this scene? Why do his crime boss characters always give the exact same speech? Kingpin, Owl, The Hood, Black Cat...

>Rules have changed, Imma gonna do things differently and y'all will benefit. And boy howdy do dem' superhero folks suck, they're stupid and I'll deal with em'

>>92222201
No, the joke is Spidey got the taste of his own medicine.

>>92220957
Is anyone else sick of seeing SHIELD in every damn comic

>>92224218
Depends on how it's used. Although sometimes I question why SHIELD is involved in something and not the NYPD or the FBI.

>>92224218
No. It makes it feel more like a world that has been dealing with superpowered people for decades, rather than pretending everything is still just like IRL

>>92224382
Honestly I think it's because of things like stolen advanced tech or because someone with super powers is involved is why S.H.I.E.L.D. is always appearing.

>>92220926
The Trapstr joke was great

>>92221253
C-carnage-man?

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>>92221303
Ho Lee Shit

He's actually following up on DnA's reboot of Darkhawk's origin?

God-fucking-dammit, I've dropped all of Marvel off of my reading lists, but I think i'm going to have to start buying GOTG again.

>>92221503
>Gee Cage, how come your wife lets you have two bags of sandwiches?

>>92223430
There's a scene like that in literally every Bendis series. Daredevil, Alias, Ultimate Spider-Man, New Avengers, Dark, Assemble, Vanilla, Spider-Woman, Uncanny X-men, his new Jessica Jones.
It's become so grating and boring, I bet he feels meta but he's just old and self-congratulatory now
It's like he thinks he's still writing Powers except 15 years have passed since when that book felt fresh

>>92222315
Where the fuck have you been for the last few years? Did you just wake up from a coma or something?

>>92220731
MJ is drawn as a qt in this book. So that's a plus.

>>92223104
>it's a "character who's been established for decades to be first and foremost a master tactician exploits the info he has on all superheroes to defeat them" episode
It's anticlimactic for sure and Sorrentino's art doesn't help here, but it makes sense to me
It supposed to read as a prequel, I can believe that Steve could pull a bigger Under Siege and defeat all the heroes

>>92223300
Especially since Diamondback is a wanted fugitive, or at least he would be if the authorities knew he wasn't dead.

>>92220758
>I need to protect my loved ones! And you!
>I mean, it didn't warn me not to date you...
I'm loving this. Maybe it's because every writer's Peter looks better to Slott's but I'm already hyped for this.

>>92221869
Fucking based

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>>92221589
I can't wait til Bendis kills off Rachel Diamondback cause of male one.

>>92222269
>ne. Time for some wrasslin! With a few surprise challengers.
Mika with her hair down is hot.

>>92220731
So the hyphen thing is Zdarsky digging at Slott, right? I recall him going in on Twitter over the hyphen.

PV wasn't bad. A bit try hard with the jokes but maybe it's because I just haven't read a naturally joking Peter since forever cause Slott sucks.

>>92221228
ech. God is it editorially mandated for each Guardian issue to have one nostalgia song in it?

>>92220713
Do you have the descendants free Comic?

>>92223028
I can't say I blame Toomes for not knowing about him. Has he appeared in any non-Spencer books?

>>92220731
I knew I was going to like Chip's Peter.
Now I'm laughing, as it should be.

>>92225436
Amusingly, when Bendis was told he could not use this Diamondback in Secret War because she wasn't a villain anymore, he simply created AN ALL-NEW DIAMONDBACK with a similar costume and weapons for no real reason and she was never used again.

>>92220957
Someone in another thread said this was bad, but I don't see why. I have faith it'll be better than Slott's work, at least. Thanks, OP.

>>92221589
>Diamondback...is back
I can't tell if that's intentional or not

>>92224218
all the time So sick of them being the present government group in everything
Do the fbi or cia even exist in marvel anymore

>>92222123
>Implying Chip isn't writing that precisely because it's bullshit.

>>92220957
The so called "comedian love interest" will be a shield agent. Calling it.

>>92222008
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>>92222235
Okay, I don't know exactly if I should feel bad or good for Dan here.

>>92221477
>I won't be able to open that club for six months
Does it really take that long to repare the damages? And couldn't you just sue Danny Rand since he's rich?

Does anyone know where I can find the I Hate Image FCBD comic?

>>92220731
So. Much. Chemistry.

They got more chemistry in this page than every other "love interest" Peter got since OMD put together.

>>92221303
I am really enjoying the new GotG. Aside from the meme songs it's actually pretty good. Getting older cosmic vibes.

>all the marvel comics are SYNERGY!!!
kek

>>92222432
>>92222414
based Mikey

>>92222746
BASED MIKEY

>>92231612
I'll grant you Defenders and maybe GotG because Baby Groot, but how are Secret Empire and Spectacular Spider-Man synergy?

>>92231786
Secret Empire isn't but
>spectacular Spider-man
Vulture is the villain...just like he is in Spider-Man Homecoming

>>92231814
>A classic Spider-Man villain shows up in a Spider-Man comic
How dare they

>>92231416
To be fair things were pretty hot and heavy when Peter and Felicia began their affair again. Too bad that with her memory of his identity gone so was her genuine love for Peter.

>dan getting his head crushed by big butts

I like this a lot

>>92220731
This reminds me of that Phil Spiderman comment from Friends.

>>92220841
Why am I laughing at these dumb jokes?

>>92220864
Alright these jokes are a bit much.

>>92232092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gr75OQabg0

Gold-Man series when?

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>>92222764
Original Sin

>>92222746
>Solid Mikey

Nice

>>92222410
We didn't see his body. That's how it works

>>92220713

Do you have the Star Trek: Next Generation Free Comic?

>>92220731
>MJ being Peter's friend while still trying to avoid anything Spidey-related

Zdarsky has done what Slott couldn't do for the last four years, and the first issue isn't even out yet.

>>92220926
This perfectly captures what's wrong with the company's view of Spider-Man. When you have a character who was married and has a dead kid young and hip, it really does look like he's a pathetic man child who obsessed over what kids think of him.

Now let's hope Zdarsky's view of this changes some of the higher ups minds.

>>92222315
Pepper hasn't been part of Stark Enterprises for years.

>>92222123
Zdarsky has gone on record saying that his run is going to be about pandering to old people. He's a big fan of the geriatric crowd.

>>92221136
It helps that he's paired with a colorist that isn't fucking butchering his pencils. The single biggest problem Marvel has in the art department these days is that while they get some decent artists, they pair them up with the cheapest, hackiest colorists and inkers they can find.

>>92224774
Duggan said that he's going to be following up on some of the lingering plot-threads from DnA's run. He also mentioned Phyla-Vell in interviews.

>>92222122
Boss from Final Fight running the federation.

Run in from the Rival Schools Sports team.

Where are the female wrestlers from?

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>>92222614
Yeah, he's gunna get his shit pushed in. Hard.

Dolt.

>>92221869
Such dogshit.

>>92221953
I see Mr. Satan, Popuko and Pipimi, and Space Dandy. Don't recognize anyone on the left.

>>92220713
I think Slott needs to go away like yesterday but if Zdarsky's the great white hope for Spidey then I'm absolutely unimpressed.

>>92222122
>Roberto "A Gênio" Miura
>The guy is literally saying he's a "genius". A FEMALE genius because they gendered it that way with "A"

>>92222410
Because Netflix

>>92220713
Is that a goatse reference?

>>92244634
It's a superman reference.