Will you marry me, Amelia?

>"Will you make me the happiest man on Earth?"
>Kills literally every other man on Earth.

"married to the job, sorry"

>>92214979
>she marries me
>my men
>doctor pavel here

>>92214979
>Amelia Bedelia officiates a civil union between Anonymous and the poster below this one

/co/ who could marry Amelia

Hard mode: Who would keep her last name?

>>92215169
An ordained minister.

Her parents.

>>92215169
No one. Amelia is literally traditional

>>92215360
Ha

>>92214979
>"Merry you? Sure!"
>She starts singing Christmas carols

>>92214979

>Okay, I can do it tomorrow.
>You wake up in Vegas getting married to somebody you've never seen before with Aemlia presiding.

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>>92215169
>/co/ who could marry Amelia

Like there's any other man for her.

>>92214979
/co/ it's never gonna work man. She's an autistic reality manipulator, this is a dangerous road with no happy ending.

>>92214979
>And somehow she managed to get you legally recognized as two separate individuals so you could legally marry yourself and get the more tax friendly 'Married' status.

Oh Amelia, you make everything better

>>92215093
>A copy of her contract has the ring on it.

>>92216517
I would fight him for Amelia. I wouldn't win but like hell I'm letting my waifu go without a fight.

>>92217035
This is kinda hot. The fuck is wrong with me

>>92216517
But he'd think she's ugly.

>>92215011
I'm fine with this.
> Can you watch me impregnate these women since we need to somehow revive humanity?

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Have you forgotten where this road leads /co/?

>>92217933
Why is it always Shake?

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>>92215125
AMELIA, TELL ME ABOUT BANE

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

>>92217957
Because it's just a copypasta of an older post that's been slightly edited to fit the context of the thread and summerfags ate it up.

You can probably derail any thread to involve new born fellatio if you tried hard enough.

>>92216517
How is there not fan art yet?

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Is she evil or is she love?

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>>92215169

Heinz would be a good match for her; he painted himself green after hearing that having a green thumb is good for plants.

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>>92218653

Purest love imaginable.

>>92218653
Can't she be both

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>>92214979
Definitely.

>may I have your hand in marriage?
>Amelia gives you her hand as a wedding gift

>>92218903
Aren't they all?

>>92218653
With women, there's hardly a difference.

>>92219931
>CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>92219931
I'd tip my fedora at you, but Amelia might overhear and try to drop pocket change into it.

>>92218657
And don't forget that time he literally made mountains out of molehills.

>>92217933
you act like that's a bad place for the thread to go.

Dude, if she helped to raise you it it would be like marrying your mom.

>>92216517
>"My work can be pretty demanding at times. Like just the other day I was asked to make my boss's bed."
>"So you constructed a bed for him by yourself? That is incredible!"
>"I know!"

>>92217260
And when you're ugly and someone loves you anyway, you know that's true love.

>>92220671
No, if Amelia raised you, it would likely involve a forklift or a game of poker.

>>92214979
Wasn't there an anon making a lewd comic out of her? Did he ever finish it?

>>92214979
>Will you marry me, Amelia?
Well I'd have to become an ordained minister... who are you marrying, anon?

>>92220347

A pretty good chunk of his Inators came about because of that really.

The one that rotated the Moon so he could see the dark side of it, the time he duplicated his head, trucks shaped like monsters, and a bunch more.

>>92220671
Nice

>>92221149
You, my love.

>>92222171
So who's the husband

>>92219560
...bury the hatchet?

>>92223071
ME

>>92224154
That's a weird name.

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>>92217957
It seems like the kind of thing he would say.

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>>92224966
>dat cheeky bit of ginger pubage

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>>92224907
Honestly I love when things like this have shake in them. I can't not read it in his voice and it's way too perfect.

>>92217260
She's beautiful

On the inside

>>92226515
Weew...
>>92226555
Witnessed

>>92218653
Trickster deities know not the human concept of evil.