So, let me get this straight. Americans are so fat that they

>>92214735
she was already a symbol and she was pretty sexy to begin with

>>92214765

Pathetic.

>>92214735
It's more along the lines of artists seeing something cute/interesting/attractive/inspiring, taking it, and making art out of it for the sheer sake of it.

Yes, and by making threads like this one you're only prolonging this stupid fad. And I'm partially to blame as well for even responding.

>>92214735
No, it's more like American men are so sex-starved they see sex in practically everything now.

What do breasts feel like?

>>92214735
We stole the idea from Japan.

>>92214813
>not wanting to stick you dick in everything
Literally low test beta behavior

>>92214813
Can confirm: American man, i get laid maybe twice a year if I'm lucky. Masturbate furiously on a daily basis.

>>92214808

I'm just geinuely curious.

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>>92214735
I want to dip my french fry in Wendy's chocolate frostie

>So, let me get this straight. Americans are so horny that they turn a fast food logo into a sex symbol?

ftfy

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>>92214858
>twice a year
HA

>>92214858
not sure if serious here

>>92214735
t. buttblasted europoor whose culture is so creatively bankrupt that the notion of turning the smallest things into enjoyable art is beyond him

>>92214735
Not my fault red hair and striped thigh-highs do it for me.

>>92214897
I could go for a milkshake. But it's too late at night for something that heavy.

>>92214888
surrrrrrre, OP.

>>92214910
You missed the "men only" part, >>92214813 got it right.

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>>92214735
>Americans
>A lot of the early art was by Nips and Koreans

>not masturbating to cute corporate mascots
it's only a problem if you give them money over it

>>92215077
They're pretty much honorary Americans, though. I mean, their countries might as well be American colonies at this point.

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>>92214821

Round and soft. Now go back to work.

>>92214735
Where did you get your logic from?

>>92215288

I'm just making an observation that is in front of my fucking face.

>>92214735
Yes.

And I want to but her buns. Eat her buns. Lick her buns like I was born to do so.

Very effective marketing.

>>92215394
True. I pass by a Wendy's everyday at work and I'm actually curious to try it for the first time.

Of course if I wasn't a fucking penny pincher I would've already done so in the first place.

>>92214813
Well Freud kinda called that shit years ago

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>>92214765

>tfw no qt3.14 Wendy cosplayer gf
>tfw no qt3.14 naturally redhead cosplaying gf
>tfw no qt3.14 cosplay gf
>tfw no qt3.14 gf
>tfw no gf
>tfw no
>tfw
>tfwa

>that fat wendy ass

>>92215658
Kek

>>92215506
>Dlt ths

Capitalism man

>>92216687
Not even once.

No, seriously, it's long past time to abolish it.

good thread

>>92215231
They don't make him wear that. He GETS to wear it.

>>92214735
what seems to be the issue?

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>>92216507
no

>>92215010
Yes.

>>92215385
So you don't actually understand causality, got it.

>>92216716
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST WON AN ALL EXPENSE PAID HELICOPTER RIDE TO SEE THE BEAUTIFUL GRAND CANYON! Just contact your local RWDS representative and schedule your tour and skydiving session now!

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>>92216716
>We'll replace a working but flawed system with a system that has never worked (because it was never done right)

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>>92214779

>>92214858
Same. I'm actually a semi attractive 24 year old with my own place and a salary but women don't want that anymore.

They want someone that comes from money with no job.

Shouldnt this be on /ck/ or something?

>>92214950
he's just butthurt that his culture will be wiped away in several years

You know it's possible to appreciate the art/porn without falling for the marketing, right?

I haven't been to Wendy's once since Wendy became FOTM. I don't feel any interest in going, either.

Why would I, when I live in Whataburger country?

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>>92214735
>not sexualizing literally everything
where do you think you are exactly?

>>92217797
>/cock/

I sure miss it

>>92217727
It was never "working", and still isn't.

>>92217983

A completely normal place with well-adjusted people.

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And you know what the worst part is?
They age her up in the porn.

>>92214858
Try being a 24 year old virgin.

>>92215145
>there are korean millennials who want korea to become an american state

People are silly

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>>92214897
Wendy's closes at 9pm in my shity small town.

>>92218079

That's nothing. You have to at least hit wizard status first before you can complain.

>>92218046
Then you probably took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

>>92214897
I always thought I was the only one who did this.

>>92218153
5 years away for me!

>>92218079
>>92214858
Try being a homely looking woman whose grown up terrified of sex because women in American society scare the shit out of you by talking about accidental pregnancies, how getting your tubes tied costs thousands of dollars and can increase the chances of cancer, how susceptible you are to STDs and how suspicious you should be of talking to strange guys or letting them in your house, how your hymen can break if you're too small or that sex has a good chance of not feeling good and you need more methods than just penetration, how certain birth control like rings and female condoms can cause infections.

I mean Christ, all you gotta do is stick your dick in your hands and you can get off pretty easily. It can sometimes be like a part-time job just for a woman to get herself off. And fuck you trying to find good porn when 90% of it is targeted towards men.

Men also anticipate women to be porn stars in bed, which is doubly embarrassing when you're anti-social and awkward as shit, don't know how to move your hips, and struggle to get it in or put a condom on a man.

>>92218149
the drive thru too? where are you?

>>92218463
Stop psyching yourself out. Get ontop and move like you are rolling into it. As far as all that other shit those girls just sound like they've been with lame ass dudes. Foreplay should be at least 15 minutes.

>>92218463
Honestly it doesn't bother me that much.
Just jack off and be happy.

So is there some kind of ZIP file or Sad Panda gallery with as many if not every piece of Wendy's™ fan art? I need it for research purposes and also my waifu wall.

>>92218530
Missouri Ozarks.
We have this road with fast food places and chinese lined up for about a mile, If you want something to eat in my town THAT'S the road to be on so there's a shit ton of competition for them.

>>92218113
Source? Hilarious if true.

>>92218463
>And fuck you trying to find good porn when 90% of it is targeted towards men.

>Good porn is like a good relationship. If you find one, then you should cherish it.


Seriously, though... It's pretty hard to find good porn as a guy. I can only imagine how difficult it is to find as a girl.

Why hasn't anyone made an animation of Wendy-chan dancing to her own company's legendary ditty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXeFPpPJeI

Someone make this a reality, dammit!

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>>92216716
No matter how bad capitalism gets there is still no better alternative for making a society work.
Every country who has tried communism either turned into a shithole (North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, Vietnam, Laos; for example, Laos is one of the most corrupt companies in the world) or went right back to capitalism (Russia, East Germany, Yugoslavia, Poland) or both (China).

And the process of becoming communist involves an extremely bloody, destructive revolution, where the revolutionaries kill rich computer-owning 4chan-browsing types such as yourself. You aren't going to be ordering people shot, you're going to be up against the wall yourself, anon.

All for fucking nothing because communism does not improve quality of life OR quality of entertainment.

TLDR: gb2 >>>>/tumblr/ niggertits

>>92218463
Hi Stark

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>>92218079
I'll be there in 11 days

So any fap fics?

>>92218113
>>92218924
I'm pretty sure "silly" and "hilarious" are wildly inappropriate terms to use when your culture is being destroyed right in front of your eyes.

>>92218079
try being a 36 year old re-virgin.

>>92218149
24 hours bitches

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>>92219885
Like a European.

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>>92219995
What exactly is a re-virgin?

>>92219800
No, but suddenly I'm picturing a job interview where Wendy™ gives you a footjob under the table.

>78 replies
>16 images
>only two have Wendy
>only one is lewd, and just barely

We've failed as a species.

>>92220210
you post some then, I ain't getting b&

>>92220059
born again christian

>>92220345
good reply bait i rate it 0

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>>92214808
What's up, bud? Your waifu a shit?

>>92214735
So when is McDonald's and Burger King going to get anime'd?

>>92218149

Good. I remember going to my Wendy's at 1am once... bought a salad, and got so fucking sick I had to call an ambulance. Wendy's still owes me 3000 dollars or 3000 dollars worth of discount chili.

>>92214821
Bags of sand

>>92218079
>had my first lay at 23
>extra thicc woman my age hears about me being a virgin, almost salivates at the thought of breaking me in
>first time is in the back of her car at the beach, came in like ten minutes
>she feels bad later for being so predatory, buys me IHOP afterwards
>two days later get a seedy hotel in Houston and fuck in a room with mirrors on the walls and ceiling
>She teaches me foreplay
You never forget your first, but I can never remember her name to this day. But I was horny and just go with the flow, even now in hard times.

>>92220865
At least your first time was consensual.

>>92214808
The best thing to do around Wendy is to keep your mouth shut, every little thing you say will comeback at you in a roast.

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Wendy was my waifu before any of this

>>92218113
Huh, really? I am not sure how that would work, but I wouldn't be opposed to that concept, as an American. If Hawaii can be a state, so should South Korea, if they really want to I guess?

>>92214858
>tfw haven't had sex in 6 months
Don't remind me, anon. I'm such a loser.

You have to understand, at this point I'll fap to anything.

Back in early 2000s I was such a normal kid where any pair of tits would make my dick hard, but years of constant access to the internet made it so shit need to get weirder and weirder to even cause a tingle. So yeah, maybe I need to imagine a sexy fast food mascot tying me up and shit talking me while eating a fresh non frozen burger to blow my load but who the fuck are you to judge me.

>>92221332
>only months
try 6 years, you dont know what suffering really is

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>>92221434
>mfw will never force you to jerk off while you watch her cook natural-cut sea salted french fries taunting you as she eats them after dipping them in your spunk

>we live in a time where we have porn of the Wendy's girl
>people complaining
Kids have it so good now. Back when I was a kid I had no release for when Zelda made me horny

Now porn of literally any fictional character, male or female is just a search away. Its amazing

OBSESSED

>>92214765
That.

I'm Japanese and she was already a sex symbol to me.

>muh America

>>92218068
You want her to be your age?

>>92214735
foursome with her, Jack, Ronald, and Colonel where?

>>92222175
Anon please, the Colonel is like a godfather to her, he'd never partake in such behavior!

He'd tape it, though.

>>92221471
Try being a 25 y-o virgin

I hate Wendy's food but I fucking love this Wendy art. I've busted many a nut to this sassy harlot.

Maybe I should try the food again. The marketing is working

>>92222223
So close. Guess you're still a fucking loser.

>>92222223
>>92222313
I'm the anon who posted >>92222222 and ironically enough I too am a 25-year-old virgin.

>>92217768
Ahhhh, so THAT's why they voted for Trump.

>>92217768
>They want someone that comes from money with no job.
Wrong again, they want a guy with an attractive face almost regardless of other characteristics.

>>92214735
it's just a stupid twitter meme

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Rule63

>>92222557
I'd still fuck them

>>92217768
>>92222500
No, they want someone who's confidence and has a personality. Attractiveness is a good initial boost, but if you're too passive you ain't going to anywhere.

>>92218463
I...uh...I feel sorry for you. Like, I feel like I'ld really like to try to help if I could, but I feel like this isn't the place and I don't really know you so explaining shit would just be weird. So sorry?

>>92218463
Let me tell you something.

Lots of people are scared of intimacy, because no one knows what the other person is thinking or wants. Most people are afraid of sexing with a stranger, most just hide their fear well.

>>92222557
I still want the Starbucks mascot to spread his legs like in the logo.

>>92220323
Are they banning Wendy pics now?

Then what the fuck good is this thread then?

>>92217768
Women want a man who will put a house around them and a baby inside them. Anything less than that and they will try to destroy you so that you are as unhappy as they are.

>>92214897

>not manning the fuck up and putting ketchup on one end and dipping the other in frosty

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>>92214858
>33
>still waiting for the first time.

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>>92214897
I don't know who you are or where you are from anon but as far as i'm concerned we are now brothers, you and I.

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>tfw the first sex symbol in advertising was for a shirt brand

So why are you surprised about a fast food franchise's symbol becoming a sex symbol?

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>>92220865
>using memes like extra thicc and greentext to try and cope with the fact you got raped by a fat chick

>>92221557
Semen coated fries are actually pretty tasty and a good way to get your gf into swallowing. The saltiness of the fries complements the taste of the spunk, and creating that mental association between the two works wonders for the sex life.

>>92214735
Not /co/ related......take it to /trash/.

>>92214735
No, but nerds are so horny that they're sexualize anything.

>>92214735
>American's are so fat they turn Wendy's into a sex symbol.
No. Just the few actual stereotype fat neckbeards on 4chan.
>The person who made this fan-art probably wore a fedora. Nothing wrong with a fedora if you're an attractive guy. But when you're a 300 pound neckbeard, than heh, no.

>>92214735
So, let me get this straight. Europeans are so tolerant that they turn from feminism to Sharia law?

>>92218463
>try being a homely woman
men do this all the time it works fantastically for them.
They become women of the year, win gold medals in athletics, etc.

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>>92218079
Smalltime. I'm almost 37 now.

Unfortunately, drunk first base will revoke your chance for wizard status, even if it only happens once when you're ~15.

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>>92214735
>So, let me get this straight. Americans are so worried about accidents that they turn an insurance company logo into a sex symbol?

>>92226538
sharia law and christian law basically say the same thing anyway

>>92218046
>>92218185
he definitely took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

>>92218463
>And fuck you trying to find good porn
I know that feel. John Thompson hasn't made a movie worth saving since Manga left the studio.
Noone else does that genre right, not even the nips.

>>92218113
if we pull that one off, we would only need to annex Israel to become a nation upon which the sun never sets.

Take that Britain.

>>92214735
At least we're not the British who are so fat, they use their own weight as currency.

>>92218079
I'm a 28-year-old virgin and I don't even care at this point.

>>92225802
B.. but anon
Womans can t rape

>>92218079
>>92219995
>>92219995
>>92222223
>>92222369
>>92226997

No one to blame but yourselves

>>92227268
What part of "I don't care" don't you understand?

Sex doesn't mean anything to me. I have other things going on in my life that are more important.

>>92227268
No blame needed. I am proud of my purity. It is a shame that we live in a world where the inferior shames the superior.

>>92227346
>>92227544

Yeah. Whatever Virgin.

>>92227641
Yeah. Whatever Filth.

That's nothing, imagine being so fat you look at computers and see food

I too partake in the shake dipping

>>92214858
>tfw 3 year dry spell

Finding Millennial women who aren't whores is literally impossible.

the ABSOLUTE STATE of this thread

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>>92227089
Unless BOTH is womans! OOO!

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>>92229275
>STATE

>>92218463
/co/ has really changed

>>92229689
It's just an extension of fumbler now.

>>92218463
>And fuck you trying to find good porn when 90% of it is targeted towards men.
That's why we have erotica

>>92217518

*parachute not included

>>92214735
The recent porn of Wendy's goes to show you that r34 porn has progressed so far than it has in mid 2000s or later.

>>92220865

after 6 years I'm forsaking the neet life and returning to college

maybe I'll have better luck this time around

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>>92214735

>>92214858
>that feel when last time I had sex was with a friend last october to have some fun before she has to go back home out of state.
>tfw last time she called me up she was pregnant even though I wore protection and pull out.

Somehow I won't be upset if it was mine, she's a decent woman, but it would throw a huge wrench into my stay single/fuck bitchs plan in life. 27 btw

>>92230923
>hasn't gotten laid since last october
>living a fuck bitchs life plan

>>92227268
>trying to rally the damned

What part of ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE did you not understand?

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>>92226931
>DO YOU LOVE ME NOW DAD?! DO I HAVE TO GO TO WAR TO SELL THE CHINESE DRUGS TOO?!

>>92230516
REPLY FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

>>92230516
He's dead though...he couldn't have said that.

>>92214897
>>92218217
>>92225273
I HAVE FOUND YOU, MY BROTHERS.

>>92231100
>all of this was just a son trying to prove himself to his father and uncles
>but he's only ever been able to secure equal treatment through the threat of physical force, and that hurts him more than anything else he's ever experienced - the only people who ever took him seriously are the ones he's taken out back and beaten senseless
>his younger brother, on the other hand, doesn't really have much ambition at all, but is someone everyone feels like they can talk to and respect

>>92222808
Can confirm.
Job. Check.
Own home. Check
Attractive. Apparently check.
Confidant. ...

Only their spicy chicken and ice creams are good

>>92230966
I didn't say it was the best of plans.

>>92231100
>>92231182
>because getting to him is so difficult, he's the only one who can end his own misery
>and there's only one way out
>and then there's that brief bout of MPD he had a while back
>he acts like he doesn't like to remember it, but even THAT made more sense to him than the life he lives now

>>92225748
Was Leyendecker confirmed to be a homosexual or was he just rumoured as such? I can't remember if it was him or Sargent that was revealed to be so from personal memoirs and released correspondences.

>>92229750
>women on /co/
>means it's tumblr
>not that /co/ has always had a big women userbase considering women enjoy animation way more than men

>>92214897
>>92218217
>>92225273
>>92231180
Count me in.

>>92230516
OUTRAGE!

>>92218463
>Men also anticipate women to be porn stars in bed
Retards maybe, but literally all you have to fucking do is not lay there like a dead starfish.

>spicy chicken nuggets discontinued
dropped forever

>>92214735
Hey I know this artist, they're nice, they drew me a Neptune once.

>>92234834
That's a pretty good planet

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Bruh, she thicc.

>>92234743
Wait, WHAT!?

Damn. Just...damn.

>>92234743
Well a woman is on her way towards getting nuggets for a year. Gotta mitigate the damage she could do somehow.

>>92214790
You may think it's just fanart, But to Wendy's it's saving millions of dollars on advertising. It's called appropriation. They SHOULD be paying the artists for use of their images, even via social media.

>>92214897
So, uh, should I get to drawing the rule 34 of this then?

>>92226626
>drunk first base will revoke your chance for wizard status
...no, that's not true...that's impossible!

>>92238242
It's the only possible explanation. Otherwise I would've been halfway to lichdom by now.

>>92226626
You do know whores exist, right?

Her pussy probably smells like an used fryer that has never been washed.

>>92239351
>paying money just to get rid of my v-card
But why. All that will accomplish is making me aware of what I'm missing out on.

>>92231660
He was confirmed to be a homosexual. His manager was also his main model for his paintings and was also his lover. There is a book on him titled J.C. Leyendecker that goes over that.

Leyendecker kept it private and it was detailed that his brother was also a homosexual and was also a rather talented artist. However his brother got hooked on hard drugs while they were both in Europe studying art. They even showcased a piece that J.C. had to finish for his brother because he was such a wash out with drugs.

Its a good book that goes over a lot of Leyendecker's work and his personal life. I got it while interning at a studio years back, still have it.

>>92214821
Glory.

>>92214735
Rule 34 is not a new phenomena. Tijuana bibles featuring cartoon and comic strip characters like Minnie Mouse and Olive Oile were a thing back in the 20's.

>>92240650

You missed the point of the question.

>>92234182
I only ever started doing after that one episode of Kim Possible

>>92235405
>>92245218
Them Dave Thomas genes.

>>92214813
But most of the people drawing these are women on tumblr trying to get in on the latest dank meme.

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>>92226805
(you)

>>92231150
A zombie is going to kick your ass, necbeard bitch.

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>>92218079
I turn 31 this year and I have never even kissed a girl.

Tell me more about your problems.

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>>92216716
I see these kinds of post a lot on /co/

>>92249541
Well, I last made out with a girl three decades ago when I was about 7. So I had that going for me, at least.

>>92237811
Nah.

>>92249541
Congrats for being about to reach your second year as a wizard.

>>92249541
Hey, it could be worse. I was fairly active sexually, but I ended up with herpes and genital warts and the warts are fucking horrible and no matter how many times I get them removed they come back so the likely hood of me ever sticking me dick in another girl sober enough to see and/or feel my dick is not gonna happen.

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>>92249924
>but I ended up with herpes and genital warts and the warts are fucking horrible and no matter how many times I get them removed they come back

Sounds pretty interesting m8.

>>92233280
>not that /co/ has always had a big women userbase considering women enjoy animation way more than men
Wrong.

>>92218079
Man i just turned that like 2 months ago. Sad but at least I know im not the only one.

>>92250017
Not if you ever want to get laid again

>>92250284
I'm sure that there are some degenerates out there that would find your genital warts charming.

>>92214735
I remember one time a few years back I was at my cousin's quincinera and after the party another cousin and I went to a Wendy's because he had coupons for free frosty's. It was closed but the drive through was open.
So here were two spics in nice suits walking up to a drive thru asking for free shit.
Good times...

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>>92214897

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tfw no twitter sassy gf

>>92214735
So, let me get this straight. People on /co/ are so dumb that they think a fast food logo is a comic or cartoon?

>>92250745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXOi7OcykFQ it counts

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>>92230516
I love you

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12925975

CHOOSE.

>>92219518
That beacuse every communism attempting country was shit to begin with AND was undermined by CIA.

>>92218079
42 yr old virgin here, get on my level

>>92217768
semi-attractive = ugly
you don't need a facial deformation to be ugly anon

>>92233280
>implying /co/ likes animation

>>92245610
She's adopted.

>>92214735

Is this a new comic book or graphic novel?

>>92217983
>nobody has a spatula
>nobody has a "flipper" if you call a spatula that
7/10, still a decent pic

>>92218217
You're not the only one who does anything you do

>>92252568
Even that thing?

>>92220617
>Goes to Wendys
>Buys a salad
You got what you deserve.

>>92252901
especially

>>92217768
>>92223919
>>92218079
>>92218463
>>92250264

Get a fucking tinder and don't sperg out. This shit isn't fucking rocket science. I'm a poor manlet with the memory of a dried trout, and I still get decent success.

Also, as someone who worked at Wendy's, this trend can eat shit. Their food's the best "I can find this anywhere" chain, but working their is terrible.

>>92214735
SERIOUS QUESTION:

DOES SHE SHIT FROSTIES?

>>92252995
This.

Unless you're literally the elephant man, you'll find someone. Most people I see complaining about the >no gf shit are just idiots that sit in their rooms all day and expect supermodels to parachute in to their rooms and fuck them. Or they have unrealistic expectations. If you're a 6/10, don't expect to get a 10/10. In fact, if you do, be suspicious.

>>92218463
being chaste is perfectly acceptable as a women

not that im making exuses for my lack of social grace--kissless virgin here-- but slutty women disgust me and nowadays they're terrifying to betas because of the danger they pose

>>92252995
Isn't tinder just a meet and fuck app?

>>92218463
Hit the gym to build body confidence, do compound lifts focusing on the legs, hips and back. Do kegel exercises religiously.

Congratulations you can now fuck and/or masturbate like a porn star.

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>>92218463
>And fuck you trying to find good porn when 90% of it is targeted towards men.
You're looking in the wrong place. Read a book.

>>92214735
new fag this shits been around 4chan for years

>>92214735
Yeah, that a problem yuropoor?

>>92229689
>femanons posting about their roneryness
This is practically oldschool /co/ nigger

>>92229689
>Newfag fell for the no femanons on 4chan memes
get out.

>>92252995
>>92253078
>Telling a woman to go use Tinder

Yeah, that'll make for some great, safe sex.

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>>92219885
Welcome to the last 40 years of black history.
You'll get used to it you won't.

>>92253078
where do you think we are?

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>>92254279
I don't care about the food, I just appreciate the qt art.

>>92254279
I don't think everyone on /co/ is an elephant man, though I'm sure some of you are. I do think we have a lot of sperglords though.

>>92254107
Buy a gun.

>>92216716

Capitalism isn't perfect, but the alternatives (e.g. socialism) are even worse. As long as there's no better alternatives, capitalism is here to stay.

>>92218217
>>92225273
>>92231180
>>92234182
I don't know who you people are, but please return my identity immediately.

>>92218068
the REAL wendy is probably old enough to be your grandma or mom

>>92254156
think of it this way: it happened 400 years earlier as well. you'll survive

at least you dont have to come to terms with the inevitable heat death of your race

>>92214735
She looks like Clover from 999 in this artstyle.

>>92249541
10 more levels and you can cast high level spells

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>>92216716
Antifa, nice of you to show up

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>>92254352
Also, capitalism isn't an economic system. It's simply a description of what happens naturally when decent people are left alone. Even North Korean's set up illegal shops on the roadside. The problems in capitalistic markets are a natural result of our human flaws and limitations. When the people are free to engage in commerce as they see fit, the market can absorb these problems. Conversely, if a system is less than free then it will compound the flaws of the person in control.
Any government intervention beyond what is necessary to secure natural rights will unavoidably give an unearned advantage to one party over another. This is why in America, when we had a monopoly problem around 1900, we did not do away with the free market. Instead, we made some small legal adjustments that allowed yet more competition, and it worked marvelously.
pic related

>>92218463
>Men also anticipate women to be porn stars in bed
No I don't, which is one of the reasons I don't actively try to sleep with people. Due to health problems (and the resulting laziness) I have terrible stamina, so if I get anyone who isn't insane in bed then it'll be a boring night for at least one of us.

>>92255015
>When the people are free to engage in commerce as they see fit, the market can absorb these problems.

Not even the inventor of the terminology believed this, Anon.

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It bothers me when people reply to “don’t let corporate social media accounts be your relatable friends” by “but they’re run by underpaid workers” as if that was a relevant reply.

Not only is that one of the many points that it proves (that corporations are soulless entities, not your shitposting meme friends) but misses the mark completely, because no one is suggesting that you should go harass them.

This is all about helping install the Brand™ in your brain as a friend, and because advertising is something pernicious and invasive, in all its forms, it will work on a subconscious level.
The container may have changed, but the end goal is still the same.

Corporate personhood is already bad when it comes to legal and fiscal reasons, let’s not help them make it a reality in our brains as well.

>>92214735
Do Americans really do this?

>>92255390
Absorb them better than when everyone is forced to use single, government controlled operations

>>92237811
No

>>92255393
I just want to jack off friend, I don't even go to Wendy's anymore.

>>92255015
Did you know that income inequality in America is bad enough that it's regressing to "developing country" status for way too much of the population? The worst problems of capitalism land on poor people who frequently can't signal boost their own issues enough.

The thing is that regulation is necessary for freedom; it's also pretty damn arbitrary to declare some rights "natural" and more worthy of protection than others for that reason if they still require government information to protect. Ultimately, corporate power needs to be at least as restrained as government power; probably moreso, since they shouldn't have their own armies.

>>92230516
Go back to being dead Dave

>>92220399
i hate waifu fags

Thread has made me thirsty for a chocolate shake desu.

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>tfw America's become as much of a bogeyman as SJW
I love this country.

>>92214735
We're the internet anon, we turn everything into a sex symbol

>>92214858
23 years strong

>>92219518
this

This thread has absolutely nothing to do with comics or cartoons

>>92260086
>implying Americans arent the new /pol/ bogeyman

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>>92214858
>5 year dryspell

haven't hugged a woman besides my mom in 5 years either. at least she is alive

>>92229227
If it's been a 3 year dry spell, and it bothers you at all, then why aren't whores an option?

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>>92252995
>used tindrr
>30+ results
>no meet ups

I'm a fuck up.

>>92214858

how do you initiate sex without freaking her out and calling the cops

>>92222500
Not from what I can tell, I work in service and see hundreds of couples a day, many hot women just date pampered trust fund boys, probably 'cause they're easier to control than rich old men.

>>92214735
No. Thats not it at all. How did you get on the computer?

>>92260760
Name one (1) board that stays on topic.

>>92261016
/ck/

>>92251522
So what everyone below 7/10 is just ugly to you?

>>92261016
diy
ck
wsg
gif

>>92261056
for woman rating men, kinda

>>92218030
how is it not working?

>see wendy's thread
>click
>commies and betamales

y'all are fucking nerds

>>92253587
Not anymore. It hasn't been for a few years now.

>>92254625
Your point being? The mascot is still clearly a kid.

>>92218463
>Men also anticipate women to be porn stars in bed,
> be thicc
> part your legs
this is basically the extent of your sexual responsibilities

>>92218463
>And fuck you trying to find good porn when 90% of it is targeted towards men.
I hear you about this, but you could try some erotica/fanfiction. Most of it is made for women so maybe you can find stuff you can masturbate to.

I watch porn too but it's pretty hard to find shit I like, being a straight woman and all. I heard lots of women watch lesbian porn but it literally does nothing for me. Straight porn is mostly boring cause they focus too much on the woman, gay porn is pretty good most of the time but I like amateur shit and at this point I feel like I saw every video in existence. Professional is eh for me so I find myself reading lewd stories a lot of the time. What I conjure in my imagination is always hotter than actual porn.

>>92256145
>Did you know that income inequality in America is bad enough that it's regressing to "developing country" status for way too much of the population? The worst problems of capitalism land on poor people who frequently can't signal boost their own issues enough.

It's almost as if we've allowed the import of a vast foreign labor population from 'developing countries'. A method that devalues the labor of the natives, alienates the lower from the middle class, fractures your political blocks and strangles the social network systems. In short, globalism is just applying good old imperialism to your 'home nation'.

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>>92214735
Part of me will miss these threads when the fad dies off. It's not often you see the sexualization of food mascot get covered by normies.

>>92261056
>So what everyone below 5/10 is just ugly to you?

Ftfy

>>92261305
? Explain. What is it for now, then?

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>>92223950

>>92261684
No you didn't, there person I replied to said there is no such thing as reasonably attractive, 5 on the scale is completely average, meaning 6 is moderately attractive.

>>92214821
Salty bags of coins

>>92214858
>Be American male
>26 years old
>have only been with one girl
>wonder if there's even a point in trying anymore

>>92261498
I'm a guy and even I can sort of empathize with the porn thing. Also in art the whole "floating dick" thing always misses the intimacy part that I really like in my smut. No emotion or interaction that requires both sides to feel something. Its basically just the same as a dildo and I usually find that pretty boring.

>>92221332

>loser

once you've stuck it in you're a normie, there's no going back

only us wizards are worthy of the L

>>92218463
>Men also anticipate women to be porn stars in bed
90% of porn stars are wet fishes and the dudes do all the work.
23 year old american and I have a regular ish sex if were doing like a servery.

>this thread

no wonder 4chan has become so awful. normies are invading us

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>>92263481
here have something from my side of the net. There's a bunch more too

>>92218079
dude go on tinder and fuck someone. i fucked a chick 2 days ago and no longer a virgin

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Are you proud of this /co/?


https://heatst.com/tech/wendys-corporate-twitter-account-is-newest-fetish-for-internet-degenerates/

>>92263962
I'm from /tg/ and we're always proud of our sexualization of things not meant for that.

>>92260979
1. Be attractive.
2. Don't be unattractive.

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>>92263962
Oh yeeeaaaaaaah!

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>>92218030
That's because real capitalism has never been attempted

>>92261217
Do you not see the suffering around the world?
>inb4 muh Venezuelan socialism
99% of the world is basically libertarian you retard.

>>92263962
woops

>>92263962
>internet degenerates

Was this written by /pol/ as a joke?

>>92264269
Real "any social construct" can't exist because people are unpredictable and factors beyond our control can not be accounted for. "Good enough" is the best anyone can hope for.

>>92264426
>/pol/
>joking about anything
>ever

>>92264444
Fucking checked.

>>92264426
/pol/ has been in the spotlight thanks to the election, so words and phrases are leaking over to normies even if they don't go there directly

>>92264447
Yeah, because it's such a den of straight faced political discourse and devout Egyptian frog god worshipers.

>>92263222
I always found the floating dick thing hilarious and weird at the same time. Do guys like that stuff?

I guess the appeal is "I can see the woman getting fucked by a dick but I don't have to see the man", or? Even then, if I saw fanart of a hot guy fucking a floating vagina I wouldn't find it sexy at all, just ridiculous.

>>92218149
i don't even have wendy's in my shit country

be glad fat guy

>>92264551
I only really save floating dick stuff if the art itself is to my liking but I would otherwise prefer the full bodied male to be in the image. I get that its harder to compose two people together in a drawing but I feel the effort is worth it. Or just do a pin up if you can't do that.

>>92264426
>Disgusting!

This article is Trump-posting

>>92214950
Art is haram in europe now.

>>92263962
Yes.

>>92261694
It's basically just OKCupid except in app form

>>92260920
>My only regret is that I have boneitis

>>92227089
My girlfriend raped me once.
It's very true that you can be so scared you get a boner.

>>92254279
/r/incel the way this fucking thread is diverting. Did you all scatter to the winds when they shut it down?

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>>92227089

>>92268299
Russian, doesn't count. Russian Women don't qualify as human. They are a sort of yeti hybrid

>>92268299
>In soviet russia, victim rapes you!

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>>92214735
Fuck Wendy's!

>>92268299
>daily mail
literally the fanfiction publishers of real world news

>>92214735
> 4chan is so pedo they turn a 10yo into a sex symbol

Ftfy

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>>92251446

>>92270542

But anon humans have been doing that since the dark ages

>>92214735
Revamping their image to appear more modern and mildly animeish to appeal to the overweight weaboos that flood the many boards of this site...oversexualizing a wholesome and well known staple symbol to infuriate the modern day feminazis who lurk these boards into a fuhrer and call attention to a franchise that felt it time for a change...
That being said, I do like their food. Also, their thick cut fries made from Kennebec potatoes are delicious.

Please, more fap fuel

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>Checking my porn blogs today
>Come to Natalie Mars
Ohhhhh?

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>>92214897

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

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>>92226626
Meh... I'm not a virgin,Sex is over-rated. You don't get drama or clingy shit from your hand.

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>>92275052
>tfw you're the one prone to clingy shit
I-it's better this way...

>>92237811
>you may THINK you are doing something for fun but it's actually work
This attitude is shockingly common for some reason.

>>92270260
It appeared in more than just the Daily Mail at the time bro. I remember this shit. Fucking funny as hell.

Why didn't anyone draw porn of that really cute chick they had doing the commercials a few years back?

>>92218068
good
pedos btfo

>>92268511
I know graphic design isn't held to the same standards as illustrations, but jesus christ he or she could have put more effort into that hand.

>>92231100
Funny thing is that the Chinese own a large stake of a new port in Delaware, about the same time heroin started pouring into the country at prices that were below baseline considering the quality.

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>>92216716

Every human being is different from each other. They start from different positions, and have different potentials. Equality can only be forced by the State, when in hold of absolute power to decide how much each men can have, and this doesn't last long because if you clip the wings of the better men, they either they leave for a free place or just settle for a normal life, why they should aim for a position that requires much more study and sets more responsibilities?

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>>92234182
>>92214897
>>92218217
>>92225273
>>92231180
>>92254373

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>>92214735
>a fast food logo
I thought she was a real girl, but just way fatter in real life than she is in the tv ads.

>>92276490
Well, her parents owned a fast food chain. What can you expect?

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>>92263639
>>92239351
If it was just about getting your dick wet, nobody on 4chan would still be a virgin - nobody. Everyone has access to bars, tinder, or for the truly desperate - craigslist. Even the most autistic of 4channers can pay a hooker to fuck them if that's what they want.

But that's not what I want. I want to find someone I have genuine chemistry with and could see myself settling down with. I don't want a cheap lay. I don't want a whore. I want to love, be loved, and make love.