super power thread

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Male

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Grill

Cosmic Rays you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XggH5-vLlUQ
I honestly love this intro.

>>92207448
>weak force manipulation
so I can control radioactivity

I could actually be very useful for helping people working in areas with high radiation if I can block it in a given area. So I'm probably mainly helping people who work with radioactive elements in research or industry, keeping people safe.

>>92207581
Shit nigga, I remember that.

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>>92207463
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Size_Manipulation

>What do you plan on doing with your powers
Open up a detective agency. Can you imagine the type of shit I'd be able

>What do you call yourself
Molecular Man.

>>92208106
Able to listen in on*

>>92208038
If you can control it, can you force it onto other people? Your power could literally be giving people cancer.

>>92208188
>Your power could literally be giving people cancer.
Yeah but I'm not sure how much use there'd be in doing so. Providing 100% shielding from radioactivity though, that's a useful thing to be able to do.

>>92207448
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Willpower_Manipulation
Guess I'm starting up the Green Lantern Corps.

Now I just have to figure out how to select the right candidates and how we'll operate in spite sovereignty. If a given nation isn't going to quell human trafficking inside their borders, we sure as hell will step in and do it.

>>92207448
The power to make myself and others forget spoilers

>>92209671
Darth Vader is Luke's father.

>>92207448
>What's your power?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Natural_Force_Mimicry

>What do you plan on doing with your powers?
Become a superhero protector of all that is good and destroyer of evil without allegiance to anything or anyone considering my powers and doing various superhero stuff.

>What do you call yourself?
The Force.

>How do you interact with the other anons who got powers?
Depends on them. I will be a friend to the good guys and the worst nightmare to those who are total shit heads and do what's necessary when I'd be dealing with them.

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>>92207448
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Luck_Bestowal
I'd empower people with extreme luck in exchange for favours.

>>92212250
Sexual favors?

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Erinyes_Physiology

So would I turn into a woman or be like pic related?

Also I'd make a pretty kickass anti-hero or just villain who's morally obligated to torment murderers into insanity.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Dashing

Shit.

I call myself Swift. Doubt I'm joining any teams any time soon because of how lame I am.

Maybe I can make friend with people like >>92211600

>>92207448
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Creation

Uh hmm

>>92214687
God?

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Athleticism?useskin=oasis

What i plan on doing is looking for the strongest in the universe who can push me to the edge, probably also become some olympian. After years of boredom i may become s villian. /fit/ worships me

I am the absolute

>>92207448
>What's your power?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reforming

>What do you plan on doing with your powers?
This is a pretty fucking cool power but I'd need to figure out my limits first somehow. If I need a single cell to reform, or if certain things don't cause enough damage to force my powers to act. Assuming I can reform any part of my body I guess I'd go and wander the world as a vigilante. Theoretically, nothing on Earth could kill me. I wouldn't need to fear outright death, but captivity would probably keep me subdued for eternity so that's tricky. I'm not physically enhanced, either, so my influence is pretty limited. I could probably take on some cartels and shit though since their weaponry wouldn't do shit to me.

>What do you call yourself?
Formation or something

>How do you interact with the other anons who got powers?
I guess I'd be the perfect training buddy to help others test their limits. In battle I could take some killing blows for my teammates too, although I'm useless as shit outside of that.

>>92214912
You'd be an ace in the hole. No one suspects a dead guy to press their self destruct.

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>>92214788
>>92214628

Join me and I can show you more than being swift

Come one come all, let me show what it is to be more than human, ive seen shit you wouldn't believe exists.

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NO! NOT ANOTHER ONE!

MY NAME IS SPEED-RUNNER AND I HAIL FROM A SUPER POWER THREAD FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION! MY WORLD WAS DESTROYED BY THE RANDOM POWERS GIVEN BY THIS THREAD! JOIN FORCES WITH ME AND WE CAN END THE MULTIVERSAL POWER EXPANSE ONCE AND FOR ALL!

>>92215087
Well it's the best offer a guy who can run on air is ever going to get. So sure.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Disorder_Manipulation

I CAN DO IT /co/ I CAN SAVE THE WORLD!

>>92215097
Oh! I call dibs on forming a team with this one.

>>92207448
roll
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Ball_Projection
It's fucking nothing lmao

>>92215322

Your not being creative enough make the paper explosive paper like that shit from naruto, you can basically congure bombs from thin air

>>92207448
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Civilization_Manipulation

This means I can control literally every human on earth.

MUAAHAHHAHAHAHAH.jpg

>>92215322
>>92215395
paper cuts

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/360-Degree_Neck_Rotation?useskin=oasis

I guess I'll join a carnival freakshow?

How is this a power?

>>92215395
I wonder how it would feel to be blasted apart by a paper bomb

>>92215449
good for surveillance I guess?

>>92215449
or a horror movie star

>>92215432

CAN YOU CONTROL ME? THE ABSOLUTE? IVE RISSEN ABOVE THE AVERAGE HUMAN, YOUR NO MATCH FOR ME

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>>92215229
I've walked on an Earth like this before. I've spent lifetimes staring into eyes of people like you. I've seen men and women die in battle against cosmic threats and ancient deities more times than I care to admit. Life and death, good and evil, they are all just the mechanisms of a greater machine.

What we have will not be a "team". I cannot care for your well being nor will your eventual death have any meaning to me. I have become jaded to such mortal restraints, an unfortunate side effect to my long life. But from my cold disposition lies a fiery bond. Ours is a noble goal, as we fight for the possibility of tomorrow. This is no easy task, aligning yourself with me, but it is the right thing to do. And that is all I can ask

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Blast
did not expect such a op power, guess I have to be a villain now

Multi-Focus, the ability to focus on multiple things at once.

...So I guess I'm better at multitasking now? Not exactly superhero material, but at least it'll bump up my GPA.

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>>92215532
There's always another way. I cannot promise you the way will be easy, but evil is not your destiny

>>92215432
What's stopping us from moving into another civilization though?

>>92215449
Security guard work would probably be your best bet.

>>92215509
I change my mind, I'm use to solving mysteries....Also, you sound terrible to be around.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernova_Inducement?useskin=oasis

haha holy fuck WOW

Pretty good at deflecting attacks...
Only bad thing is I can't use it if I'm in a space battle

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>>92215532

Join me, we can put your abilities to test

>>92215649
Perfect test subject here, if you'd like

I uh, don't have much else to do.

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>>92215669

Do as you please i provide you a target planet

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>>92215621
So be it. The road I have traveled is long and tiresome, to spare such a fate is more than understandable
>>92215586
It isn't about how strong you are, what truly matters is how you apply what strength you do have
>>92215624
You have the ability for great good and evil. Your very existence is a possible threat and potential miracle. I come to you begging that you side with the forces of justice when the time for action comes
>>92215649
Your evil is without an end. I have watched beings like you in a thousand other earths. Each driven by their vices and all eventually succumbed to a sad desperate fate

>>92215624
I'd probably survive if I grew to a ridiculous height. Then you'd be entirely fucked.

>>92215741
Well see I'm not too keen on blowing stuff up, but I reckon a planetary blast wouldn't do much to me


>>92215871
I'd probably survive... but I wouldn't be able to retaliate in any way.

>>92207448
I remember /co/ did this a couple months ago and it became /co/mic Quest or something? Remember Santa and the boyscout Flash dude? Anyway...

>Omnislayer
I'd probably start a part-time job as a hitman. Pick and choose which cases to take. Any anon that bothers me gets axed, unless I decide otherwise

I'll design an outfit if I have time, and assuming this thread stays up

They never do, not even in /qst/

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Event_Manipulation

so i'm bendis now?

>>92215783
>>92215595
>>92215509

Well speak of the devil, you're back Speed-Runner, you fucking lunatic

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Spawn

Oh shit motherfuckers, it's villain time.

There's no need to kneel before the mighty Omnus- you will soon BE the mighty Omnus!

>>92215952
Yes it is, I remember because I, the OP, was actually Santa

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>>92216015

The mighty Omnus meant to forget that picture

>All these omega level villians capable of altering reality, destroying planets, and Agent Smithing the world.

>The best the heroes have is fucking Speed-Runner

Goddammit.

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>>92215783

Fool, i only do what i do to cleanse the world, there must be a balance. If there is a god then there must be a devil. Ive seen many worlds wracked from world wars only to come together to fight a common enemy in me and prosper for years on end. What i do is noble, i will take on the worlds hate and ill carry that weight

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>>92215988
Time makes fools of us all

I... can't remember who you are. But I am sure you carry out a noble duty

>>92216086
At least I can beat one of those villains!

...assuming the planetary destruction doesn't also kill them in the process

>>92207448
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

I erase/co/ from existence.

>>92216107
Let's not oversell ourselves here Absolute. Your power is basically that you can punch things good.

>>92216119
Nah, you're fine, if I can see it coming I'm probably fine too. Then we have the problem of air.

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>>92216086
DID SOMEBODY CALL FOR A POINTLESS CAMEO?

>>92216169
Actually, come to think of it, the pressure in space would completely obliterate my body instantly anyway, but I would keep reforming...

Well that's a terrifying thought, constantly reforming just to instantly be crushed into nothingness again, over and over for eternity.

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>>92216086
Santa aside, Speed-Runner creeps me out the most

>>92216108
>I... can't remember who you are.

That's a good start

>>92207448
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ki_Sense

Dude, what the fuck they gave me a power I could get by just meditating.
Guess I'll become a spec-op soldier who uses this power to detect people in hiding.

>>92216169

Fool, after years of training on my home world ive gained a 3rd eye that lets me peer through the universe and over 1000 years and multiple lifetimes ive finally ascended. A millenia later i continue the good fight. What remains of what was once me is my body on my home world which compared to my cosmic form is a weakling but you'll never find it.

Greetings fellow hero! May I shake your hand? PSYCH! I'M NOT A HERO AND NOW YOU'RE ME!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>92207448
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Renewal
So I guess...I get the power to /ss/?

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>>92216256
DID SOMEBODY SAY CHRISTMAS CHEER?!?

I remember you. You're on my list, right under the naughty section, and I check my list twice!

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>What's your power?http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Fairy_Physiology

"User with this ability either is or can transform into a fairy who has ascended to or always had a godlike state, being one of the most powerful fairies in existence."

>What do you plan to do with your powers?

I will wander into a secluded part of the world or universe, most likely a place in nature with a sacred glen or pool of water, and fade into myth. Possibly manipulate the history of the surrounding region. If I get lucky enough to become the deity of a religion I suppose I'd just spend my days collecting tribute or granting wishes.

>What do you call yourself?

I will go by whatever the natives will dub me as. Lady of Wills or some other pretentious shit would be cool.

>How do you interact with the other anons who got powers?

They may call upon me as they wish. If I don't like them or am bored I'll make them go through trials to gain my aid. But for the most part I'd be too much of a pushover to do that. I suppose I could help both villains and heroes. Leaning more towards the good though.

>Template

Fuck the template. Drawfags need no bases.

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My power is better than all of yours.

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>>92216256
I am sorry that the form I am forced to take is a frightening one, but such is the cost for a Speed-Incarnate like me

I am sorry for my absence of memory, but I know a hero when I see them. Your road is one I have yet to travel down. Come with me and we can give this world the chance at redemption it deserves
>>92216339
Hello, old friend. So you have once again taken the form of Saint Nick, I see

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JoJo stand abilities are way more creative than western comic shit.

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>>92216339
Ah shit, I swear I'll be good Santa. I just need more TIME!

>>92216423
Long as I get money and a hot meal, it's all the same to me

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>>92216423
But of course! It brings Christmas cheer!

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>>92216339

Santa? Did you remember my fit kit 3000 id like to have it to remind me of the good old days when i was a lanklet

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>>92216486
There's always time to get on the nice list.

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>>92216530
But of course! All you have to do is remember to be nice and not naughty and by Christmas my magic will do its work.

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>>92216601

Ah, I understand. I shall do what is right

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>>92216542
Looks like I'm teaming up with Speed-Runner after all

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Power:Blood Control
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Attacks?useskin=oasis
What I'd do: Cause Cancer with cancer bombs.
Name: the Hemo Goblin

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> Technology Aura
>
> Surround yourself with technology
> Develop powers as required by plot

I'll call myself "Grey Ooze" and send my naughty nonobots everywhere.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Magic

I'm Shake N Bake. I'm gonna go space and universe hopping. Later losers!

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>>92216860

Come to the perfect women universe everyone here has big tits a fat ass, thick thighs perfect vagina and a fucking ten inch horse cock

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>>92216849
I'd probably be able to shrink down to find a way to manually hi-jack your tech.

>>92216845
This guy would be more of a problem though...

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>>92216845
>>92216849
>>92216015
>>92215649
>>92215532

Quite a few villains we got here

I can dig it

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>>92216933
Listen to the man!

Bumpo

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I see now.

Yes there is a crisis

This world must be cleansed. I call all omega beings to join me in the cleaning of this world. Far too many wars have happened over petty reasons. Far too many families have separated and far too many children have died.

I want to see an end to it all, join me of i will destroy this universe myself. The world nay the universe must unite against us for a common cause only then will peace land upon this void. If not then i shall erase this world like many others before

I give you a power up to start, take my hand.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

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Can an absolute power be killed absolutely?

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>>92218641

Perhaps butvin its wake would be an insentient pool of chaos. Without any master to rein it in it will spread and consume everything in its path with no reasoning, no mind and attack all friend or foe

This fellow cosmic being was once like me but was smited and became a mindless blob seeking only to destroy

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>>92218931
Is Santa going to have to smack a hoe?

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>>92219006

Perphaps. Perphaps not. Maybe ive stayed cosmic for too long. Maybe my true body has moved on and i am my own entity separated from it. All my life i wanted to be strong and when i did I became bored eventually, things slowed down I stopped aging, life became meaningless. I sought the 3rd eye to project my cosmic form and be reincarnated into a newbody for new experiences. Millennia passed and i found myself in the same spot, people got boring so I decided to become a destroyer of worlds with cruel methods, people uniting peacefully was a nice by product, however the more I became absolute the less connected with my true body mediating i became. I can barely feel it now and perphaps my body is awake in a new world than it was millennia ago or maybe my homeworld has blown up? Who knows its faint memory and i barely remember how to reach it.

All i know is what ive been doing for since ive became a cosmic being

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>>92219284
The only purposes in life are the ones that we give ourselves. The purpose you gave yourself was selfish from the start, it's only natural that you'd grow tired of it. Instead of making it your goal to help others you made it your goal to help yourself, which you succeeded. Now you have nowhere left to go, so you lash out like a spoiled brat who just got put on the naughty list. You're not absolute, you're empty. And the only way you can justify it is making everyone else feel empty too.

>>92207448
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Sight
Oh my god, the blackmail potential...

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>>92219414

Perhaps your right santa, maybe I should put up the cosmic coat for good

I shall be reborn for the last time. No more absolute, i shall become emma path


So long world. I am sorry for the mistakes ive made
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telempathy?useskin=oasis

>>92216845
>>92216970
Forgot to mention I'd cure cancer for a profit. That was the whole point of the goyim. (That and he looks like Green Goblin) First I'd cure it just for proof then I'd cause it so I could earn money.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Darkness

Great, I get nigger powers

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purification
REJOICE
I COME TO CLEANSE YOU OF ALL THOSE YEARS OF JACKING OFF, /co/

>>92216969
You'll be no match for my vitamin C bombs!

>>92221126
The hero we need but also the one we don't deserve.
Would we be able to take advantage of you? Like, just do the most degenerate things and then come to you to be purified?

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>>92221212
I would appreciate an attempt at staying good after the first time around, but I can't force you to.
God gaveth us Free Will and all that.

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>>92207448
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-Body_Generation

I gotta get myself some protection or some pharmaceutical company is going to imprison me. I'd use it to secretly help Trump's new health care plan so I can spite the liberals.

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Finally bump i amsume.anyone want me to feel your feelings or whatever


Had a crazy dream i was in space and some kind of god. Crazy shit

>>92223033

Final bump i asume* my bad

>>92207448
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ninja_Magic
I'm gonna shit in Putin's office plant every single day

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>Violence Aura

>>92207448
What's your power?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Primordial_Particle_Manipulation

What do you plan on doing with your powers?
First thing I would do is reforge myself so that I am an immortal with superhuman physical attributes, telepathy, telekinesis and my default power. Next I would create my own private island, build a house and etc and live there. Would also make my waifu real. And finally I would live a life of a NEET/god.

What do you call yourself?
My real name? I have no plans of becoming a hero/villain.

How do you interact with the other anons who got powers?
If they don't bother me, I wont bother them. I will however help the good guys from time to time when my assistance is necessary. Would also grant some sort of protection to the non-powered heroes via plot-armor that is only active when they are fighting bad guys. I will also be the guy that is secretly resurrecting heroes that have died/killed.

>>92223425
Can you be a Watcher with me?

>>92223461
If you want Watcher powers, I can give you Watcher powers. I have no plans of being a Watcher though. It is beneath a Molecule Man such as myself.

>Teleportation strike
Fuck I'm Coldsteel, aren't I?

>>92223718
This was mine
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality_Bestowal?useskin=oasis

>>92207448
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Resistance

Well, i guess I'll just NEET it up. Going into danger where I can use my ability is not going to be on my list of priorities.

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I would have the powers of xmens iceman, except unlocked to the potential while emma frost was controlling him. Aka im unstoppable. Hello villain time

You can call me Absolute ZERO
>Thermokinesis
>Cryokinesis
>Hydrokinesis
> Thermal vision
>Organic ice form
>Molecular inversion/conversion
>Cryokinetic Perception

Yes, yes yes

I got goddamn parental selection as my power. Who wanna be my daddy.

>>92223771
call yourself Hide'n'Seek and act really campy

>>92224353
pick the most powerful man and the most powerful woman super,
bam, two sets of natural-born superpowers

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>through a series of unfortunate events, I'm forced to keep thrash in the back of my truck everyday
>not simple trash like paper, cans, old iphone6s
>I'm talking hardcore repulsive trash like rotten food
>its put in the back of my truck in the morning and only taken out at night
>mfw I get this http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disintegration_Beam

>>92207448
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Obstacle_Manipulation
I think I can just perceive everything as being in my way and win

>>92207448
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mind_Words
Aaaaaa.
I like this.
I could just stick to SOL with it though. Luckily I'm an understanding guy...
>tfw I now know without question when someone just needs a hug

>>92214372
>you become Kalista
Nice

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Comfort_Inducement

Y'all had better settle in, it's time to get COMFY

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>>92207448
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chocolate_Mimicry

....god damnit.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heat_Transferal

Based, though quite OP. Losing lighters will never be a problem again.

Life line bump

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radiation_Empowerment

So I'd basically be like Bane, but instead of steroids, I use radiation to get strong?

>>92226723
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radiation_Empowerment
so I ( >>92208038 ) could either shut you down or give you limitless power if I wanted to

>>92214788
Fuck off yujiro hanma

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>>92223033
Why would I want someone else to feel what I'm feeling?

>>92224324
Till I just grow big enough and step on you.

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>>92207448
>Destroyer Deity Physiology
>The power to use the abilities of a Destroyer Deity.

I guess I'll be visiting all of those people who ever upset me over the course of my life for a nice demonstration of my new powers.

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Sorry, I had to step out for a moment

Is this world dead yet?

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Who wants to start a coup and kill both sides, good and bad?

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>>92207448

>Time Beam Emission

I will open a vineyard, a cheese shop and an antique store!