what did he mean by this?
Pooh is an a dick.
>>92206072
he means you, (you) personally, have to go back to reddait.
>>92206511
how that shit is related to reddit you moron?
>>92206549
shhh, no tears, just you going back home where you belong.
STOP CHANGING POO'S SHIRT COLOR JESUS CHRIST
>>92206072
>build a fence
Pooh was ahead of his times.
>>92206072
You've obviously never had to sit on a committee before where you have two people who want opposite things arguing.
>We need more Bike Lanes!
>No! Less Bike lanes, more public transit!
>>92206072
How the fuck is a fence going to stop Tigger the Bouncemaster. Why don't you dig a trench while you're at it. Goddamnit Pooh you fat fuck, just because you can't climb over fences with your hunny gut, doesn't mean no-one else can.
>>92206637
shut up.
>>92206873
>tiggered
>>92206873
just let it go and go back home, reddit
>>92206761
Dig a bunch of holes with the diameter of Tigger's tail and a poisoned needle inside. Safe for everyone else, but if Tigger comes jumping, he's fucked.
>>92206924
>>92206924
>>92207121
just shut up you pumpkins!
really make you think
>>92207121
>>92206924
These seem like tumblr responses
>>92206924
>>92208182
shut up pleb!
violence is wrong
we need christopher robin here!
well i'll continue to storytime this.
somebody is reading at least?
>>92208846
Why is everyone such an a hole
>>92208846
I always read these threads on the off-chance that I see a new one.
>>92208846
Yeah I'm enjoying these.At the risk of sounding like a retard, are these official or just parodies?
>>92208925
If you think these are bad, wait until the Eeyore's birthday strips.
>>92208942
It's official, it was a 80's, actually they don't behave like dicks on every strips but the strips where they are assholes became a popular meme because it was insane coming from winne the pooh's universe.
pic related is a soft one.
>>92209070
*80's strip comic
>>92206390
SAVAGE
Holy fuck are these not edits? These are legit strips? Wow...
>>92207121
Pooh is a /co/ classic which you'd know if you'd been here for more than 5 years.
>>92209243
>mfw
>>92209327
some of them were parodied because of memes but i'm posting the official ones.
>>92208327
>"Creative person coming through!"
Fucking creatives, man..
>>92209327
It actually ran for almost a decade but only a small portion of the comic is available online. These are actually a pretty good sampling of what's available though and aren't just a few that are super out of character or anything like that.
what did he mean by this?
>>92207127
But he's a stuffed animal, poison wouldn't work on him.
>>92209743
Damn.
>>92209070
I'm pretty sure the 80s comic is a different one since they seem to be in a slightly different style and these all have 2000s copyrights.
>>92209559
this is eerily relevant.
>>92209909
Who did finally smash with Mrs Kanga? Pooh, Tigger or Rabbit?
>>92209978
I don't know.
>>92207465
Why is Roo pitch black?
>>92209243
>>92209272
pls no bully eeyore
>>92210088
WE WUZ MARSUPIALZ N SHEIT
>>92210161
>>92209150
>ywn be invited to snuggle up in Kanga's pocket
>>92210263
That's terrible. I love it.
>>92207961
>Pooh: federal criminal
>>92206072
I couldn't tell this was and edit or not on the first read. Who made these? They look like they're easily susceptible to nasty internet humor.
>>92210263
comedy gold
>>92209473
Ha, gay.
>>92209150
>tfw you visited a frind's house and the friend wasn't home lots of times
>tfw none of your friends' MILFs ever invited you to wait inside of them
>>92210295
SAVAGE
>>92209070
Pooh is simply too naive to understand he's unintentionally being rude.
>>92210610
are you sure?
>>92207465
>>92210198
But really, why IS he blacked out? Is it an edit?
>>92210671
It depend of the artist, sometimes the shirt of winnie and piglet's body are blacked out too.
Pooh - Passive agressiveness
Owl - Arrogance (?)
Tigger - Excessive Extrovert
Rabbit - Bad temper
Piglett - Anxiety
Eeyore - Depression
Is this right?
>>92209755
The needle itself might fuck him up. Just put more of those in and watch the fluff pour out of his tail.
>>92210835
probably but sometimes tigger doesn't like to be the center of attention.
>>92210887
Is he breaking the fourth wall there?
>>92210985
of course.
>>92209466
>>92206549
Real talk, Piglet was always adorable.
>>92209096
>Michael Bay
>>92206747
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTXUIVmJQmQ
Were those strips ever collected on a book?
>>92209809
>tfw
>>92210426
>literally me every time I visited one of my middle school friends
>>92210138
>piglett is Christian
>>92210610
Most of these seem very intentional.
>>92210138
this makes family circus look like crossed.
>>92211086
>When you discover that your childhood crush was a boy all along
>>92210835
Yeah also
Roo- innocence
Kang-sexual lust
>>92211976
Reminds me when I watched pooh cartoon with my niece.
Piglet was walking around on stilts and stood up to some crows, then they made piglet scared anyway and my niece got so scared she had to run to her mom.
>>92210835
DEEP
next you'll be explaining how it's a metaphor for the holocaust.
>>92211519
>>92206390
HOLY FUCK
>>92209070
i don't get it
>>92212394
It's like when you have a dream about raping and murdering your entire family.
>>92212219
My god
>>92209355
It's just some faggot trying to impress people, Ignore and let be
>>92212862
What the fuck is a moot?
>>92212930
It's what they called Hiroyuki back in the day.
>>92206637
>>92206511
>Trying this hard to bait
>tfw it's actually working
>>92212930
some redditor
>>92209646
lewd
>>92209341
Hot damn Pooh.
>>92209441
F A L I U R E
A
L
I
U
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E
>>92206072
Rabbit, I think you mean a debate.
>>92210332
Why do I feel like Pooh comes across as mildly intimidating?
>>92212394
He is the shadow, the true self
>>92209473
were they fucking?
>>92209646
Reminder that Tigger was aways seeking to become Roo stepdad
>>92209891
The 2000s strips are reprints of the 1970s or 80s strips. They seem to come from a period where the strip had a different letterer on it (maybe they are from towards the start or end of the original run).
>>92213637
>>92213664
>>92213691
>>92213578
Would that be Tanga or Kigger?
I'm personally favoring Tanga, sounds catchier.
>>92213714
>>92210332
and that's all anons! i'll go to bed now.
thanks all for reading!
>>92209070
>Winnie the Pooh delves into the concept of morality as explored in Nietzsche's philosophies and understands all too literally that when you stare into the darkness the darkness also stares into you
wew lad!
>>92209412
Manlet btfo
The end!!!
a very soft strip to conclude it.
>>92212144
Is being a guy really any more of a deal breaker than being a stuffed baby pig?
>>92209646
I thought this was going in a whole nother direction
Bumpy bump
>>92213916I never said the gender ruined it for me
>>92208327
Jeeze...you can just FEEL how bad Rabbit wants Tigger to "bounce" HIM...
>>92213578
Nah, Tigger's mentally retarded, and has no interest in sex. REALLY pissing off Rabbit, who is gay for him and is getting serious blue-balls due to always being pounced on by him...and then just left there.
>>92214466
>>92214622
Hmm I do wonder if these posts made several minutes apart could be in fact related in their origin and author.
>>92209466
>>92210402
this is much funnier without the fourth panel. I've never even seen this posted with the fourth one before
>>92212262
excellent. remove the speech bubble, post it again later, and the subtlety will cause anyone who recalls the strip to piss themselves laughing
>>92212802
I lold so hard I farted assburgers!
Were these ever collected somewhere?
>>92213798
Thanks man, these never fail to lift my spirits.
>>92218654
I only have this
>>92218859
>the last comic cutting off at "No Piglet."
>>92207961
"Pooh" is Swedish for "No Fucks Today."
>>92206072
>grow up watching tv and cartoons and reading comics like this
>people constantly whine about meetings, how they go on to long, how no one has anything interesting to say, how people call them for its own sake
>actually go into the working world
Yeah, fuck meetings. Even when you're the guy in charge, fuck meetings.
>>92209341
>>92209243
Jesus Christ Pooh, get off Eeyore's ass already.
>>92211200
Is this real? Am I real?
>>92210295
How about Manlet?
>>92213356
Because he's a fucking bear and can easily kill any one of them on a whim
>>92210984
>r9k visits /fit
>>92210332
>>92219793
That's how Eeyore likes it.
>>92206511
>>92206637
>>92207121
>>92210138
this works
>>92222549
is it revolutionary or delusional that eeyore is comfortable with being depressed?
>>92222991
Who knows?
>>92210263
is that Winnie the Pooh's equivalent of the pipe strip?
>>92214700
Yeah, I did it. Seriously, watch The New Adventures. Rabbit's obviously a lonely older gay dude with somewhat feminine tendencies. Tigger's the only older male mammal...but mentally handicapped so his thinking's arrested to around his playmate Roo's level of development. Rabbit's crushing, Tigger's a grown-up child, so bunny-boy's blueballed.
>>92210835
Tigger has ADHD tho
>>92223545
Yeah, wasn't it supposed to go:
Pooh- ADD
Piglet- Anxiety
Tigger- ADHD
Eeyore- Depression
Rabbit- OCD
>>92209704
Fuck's sake. The panel by itself LOOKS like an edit.
>>92223752
also rabbit was literally a nazi, in the og books he wanted to kick out Kanga and Roo from the Forest just because they were weird and different
>>92223879
>literally a nazi
>wanted to kick out Kanga and Roo
Pretty sure the Nazis didn't exile people. Pretty sure they were all about expansion and systematic executions.
>>92223902
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madagascar_Plan
>>92223902
don't forget they they started from Nuremberg Laws which depraved jews from the german citizenship
>>92223902
>they were all about expansion
They expanded by taking over land where people were already living. They didn't execute all of the Poles etc whose land they took, a lot of them they just sent packing to shittier places. Early on they just coerced Jews with property in Germany and Austria to sell their land/belongings, leaving them nowhere to go within the country, causing them to leave "under their own volition".
Forced deportations was the start of it all, then they ramped it up.
>>92209070
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of bears?
>>92213398
>>92213441
why is piglet so consistently good for these?
>>92217918
>>92210810
>poos face in the 3rd panel
>nyoro~n
Bumpy for Hunny
>>92223879
But the point was that he realized weird and different=/=bad and he accepted them after while. In the cartoon it was Tigger he had a hard time accepting, but that was always a bit more justified since Tigger usually ruins his crops(unintentionally, but still).
>>92209272
Holy shit
>>92209743
kek
Pooh is chill af, what a cool nigga
>>92210910
lmao
>>92213001
>implying a tigger's place isn't hanging in a tree
>>92210369
thats just cruel to a poor old, anxious rabbit
>>92210477
>>92210454
is pooh named sanders or something? I haven't watch the show since i was 9, explain this to me
>>92210665
that one in particular just seems like blissful ignorance
maybe pooh's an on-again off-again dummy?
I'm really nervous right now and can't calm down. I shouldn't be reading these. They aren't helping.
>>92209704
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>92226553
what's wrong Piglet?
>>92211724
I have to stop
>>92226594
>>92206346
kek what an asshole
>>92226732
"Jesus Christ," Anon, that's all I can really say.
>>92206072
When I was in Hong Kong last month they had this exhibit on Disney Pooh.
>>92226732
Now all i can imagine is what the xenomorph would look like.
>>92227899
Among the things they had there were a bunch of items related to the comic strip.
>>92227953
Specifically, original pages.
1/
>>92227973
Fuck.
I hope you're all comfortable with rotating your monitors 180 degrees.
2/4
>>92227997
what is "ctrl+alt+down", anon?
>>92210332
I don't understand this one. What's poos goal here?
>>92210198
>Vinnie
Oh shit, Piglet wrote that Russian Pooh cartoon.
>>92228033
>>92227953
Starting over.
>>92228101
Lunch
>>92228239
That's all. Thanks for reading, anons.
>>92209704
Pooh got what he deserved.
>>92212008
(((pooh)))
>>92209704
top fucking kek
>>92210835
Pooh - Sociopathy
Owl - Low testosterone
Tigger - Histrionic
Rabbit - Autism
Piglet - Masochism
Eeyore - Too sane for the others
Kang - Whorish behavior
Fixed for you.
>>92228136
>>92228154
>>92228184
>>92228239
>>92228263
ty anon, I've been looking for this
>>92212930
some famous newfag
>>92213345
>>92226651
No. Please keep this up.
>>92212042
I need to leave this place
Thanks for the storytime pooh Anon.
>>92211200
I'm torn.
On one measure, this is kind of sad.
But on the other hand, that's some dedication to the fucking job. Other people would have just said "fuck it" and went home.
>>92210940
Eeyore is gonna go all Columbine on the Hundred Acre Wood isn't he?
>>92226150
its cause there are no branches
>>92228263
thanks for sharing
>>92230164
kek
>>92210332
>>92229586
i feel like pooh is the type of person that would murder someone just to see what other people thought or to see if it was fun
he really comes off as an omnipotent force in that way
>>92230823
If we get this Pooh in the Christopher Robin movie. Its gonna be great but really fucked up.
>>92206549
Oh Jesus
>>92229586
I'd make these transparent but photoshop's on my other pc and online transparency garbage is garbage
>>92210837
>2016.gif
>>92209612
This is really fucking clever.
>>92210069
Sagest advice. Damn, this put a smile on my face.
>>92210295
FUCK this took me a moment
>>92210593
>Americans
>>92211116
Goddamnit, kek
>>92230479
The cracks are starting to show.
These are hilarious.
>>92212042
SAVAGE
>>92231589
Fucking hell, I laughed hard.
I don't think there's any other comic strip I find as amusing as these, actually. Usually I give a half-hearted smirk at most when a comic-strip is amusing. These are genuinely laugh-inducing.
>>92213897
Awesome, thank you. Where did you find them anyway?
>>92231709
It's mean-spritedness, I think.
>>92231709
The whole comic feels so spiteful that it's almost like it's tailor made for a jaded 4chan user, but there's just enough whimsy, and the fact that you know pooh's just a dumbass and really isn't that hateful, that there's a kernel of good fun in there for someone that isn't too far gone to enjoy as well.
>4chan.jpg
>>92206072
r3fcde
>>92223465
No
>>92207465 is.
>>92209070
>Persona 4, but in reverse
>>92231779
A crucial part is probably the juxtaposition of it being mean-spirited in conjunction with it being done by the seven acre wood characters.
If the same stuff was done in some random webcomic with your usual cast of webcomic characters it wouldn't be funny at all. The characters would just feel like tiresome assholes and you'd dismiss it.
>>92231911
They kinda make it cute.
>>92231827
Ohhhh damn
>>92231771
OP here, downloaded on Library Genesis.
>>92231861
>>92231499
>>92231737
Thank you for continuiong to post anon, but these ones are already on the thread.
>>92209997
holy shit did Lovecraft write this one
>>92231675
>double jump.gif
>>92232020
Oops.
>>92231911
It's kinda like the humor of those youtube videos remaking famous characters with edgy crap. It's all about corrupting the original material and putting a joke on top, I guess.
>>92232053
Jesus Christ, I hope Eeyore never smiles again.
>>92231675
>millenial playing super mario for the first time.gif
>>92232053
>mfw the lore is that his donkey teeth is the reason he never smiles and it got him depressed over time
I keep finding new things about these designs.
>>92232146
Fuck you, I'd protect that smile.
>>92232144
but the humor is actually more passive-agressive than those youtube videos.
the simpsons did the same thing once.
>>92232309
Indeed, the mean-spiritness present in everyone in this version is pretty sharp, yet sufficiently subtle.
bump
Also, these were pretty fun.
can you make me a sandwich?
Didn't the real Christopher Robin hated his dad for writing about Pooh and him?
>>92231622
... RIP?
>>92206072
>>92206681
I'm sure he has more than one. What kind of bear would walk around in the same shirt everyday? They'd get smelly.
>>92208327
What would black Tigger be called i wonder...
>>92235520
Bligger.
>>92209412
PIGLETS, WHEN WILL THE LEARN
>>92235205
>/pol/h, the whinye, makes a suggestion.gif
kek
>>92235520
Undesirable
>>92235520
Nigger
>>92210940
>Some of You Guys are Alright, Don’t go to Hundred Acre Wood Tomorrow
>>92209978
Yes. Piglet was shown in her pouch, tigger was always a father figure for Roo, and let's be honest here, who hasn't humped a teddy bear at least once in their life?