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Put them in a school, who would slay the most pussy?

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Put them in a school, who would slay the most pussy?
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>>92198802
Marco
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Ben or Danny.
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Marco or Danny
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>>92198802
Ben. He got a massive harem in omniverse. Also, he is the only one without secret identity.
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>>92198802
Ben hands down.
Danny's an outcast, Jake would be that weird hapa kid, Marcos just Normal, and I don't know who the 4th is.
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>>92198802
Didn't pay too much attention to Ben 10, but did people in school know he was a hero? Considering Jake, (I'm assuming) Randy, and pre-finale Danny had their secret identities hidden and Marco doesn't have one, I'd say Ben.
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Come on, OP, the obvious answer is Marco.

Star vs the Forces of Evil is no longer about Star, it's about the ever-expanding roster of Marco's harem of every taste and type of women there is, so he's not gonna slay the most pussy, he'll get ALL of them and make the other guys feel like shit.
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>>92198802
depends, does everybody know that jake's got a 15 inch dragon dick?
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>>92198802
Ben, because he does get girls, and in the series before omniverse mentions how he's had several relationships.
...
and is a much older teenager then the rest.
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>>92198802
Marco, he seems the dumbest.
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Why would Ben be in a school? He has a PHD.
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>>92198886
Yes.

>>92198898
>the don't know who Ben is
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>>92198802
Ben, easy, because he has th perfect blend of confidence and cockiness without going full dock that attracts people in general.

Jake and Randy would be behind him, aince they have that cockiness, but also make fools of themselves more often. Confident, but not always with the coolness to back it up.

Marco is a one woman giy. He's sweet. He'd get a GF and be faithful to her, like exactly what's happening in the show now.

Danny would just be the weird kid that got a handjob from the punk girl behind the bleachers. But don't make it weird or anything, dude, just a quick handy to remember me by.
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>"Ben,Jake,Marco,Danny and Randy! I've had enough of each of your nonsense, you all will see me IN DETENTION"

oh boy
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>>92199078
>Marco is a one woman giy. He's sweet. He'd get a GF and be faithful to her, like exactly what's happening in the show now.
Ha
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>>92199078
>like exactly what's happening in the show now
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Ben, no contest

plus the rest of them are already spoken for aren't they
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Marco
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>>92198898
>>92198827
>>92198868
>>92198974
>>92200125
>Marco

Niggas, please, he is second place.

Ben had a fucking episode where dozens contestants, all characters from the show, literally fought for his dick.

How many other protagonist can claim this?
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Danny.
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>>92200324
>even his mom and Gwen
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>which one of these can autists self insert to?
Fixed.
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>>92200324
Marco.
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>>92198802
Between ben and marco, it could go either way
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>>92198802

In number of girls, Ben.

If Theresa is there and Howard isn't, Randy would leave him in the dust in terms of actually having sex though.
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>>92198802
Ben>Marco>Randy>Jake>>>>>Danny
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>>92198898

Nah marco would be 2nd or third depending on how the others do. I mean star was the reason he changed slightly and he was normal tier before.
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>>92199488
That's not actually happening is it? I still need to watch season 2, but unlike the SU fans here, the Star Vs fans have been extremely courteous about keeping spoilers to a minimum outside the discussion threads and their OPs, which I am very thankful for.
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>>92200890
To elaborate I was referring to your pic and not the post, if that wasn't clear.
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>>92200684
Polo
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>>92200890
Nothing is completely certain but here is the tentative spoiler

it seems like Marco is immediately going after star, even bringing together a group of her friends plus Tom (even Kelly is included), but Jackie is notably absent from the season 3 intro which is not good news for their relationship
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>>92201006
Not going to check that spoiler out, but thank you for clearing up that it was more speculative.
I like SU and Star Vs, but wow star vs fans are the absolute best
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>>92198802
Ben. No question.
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>>92198802
>Here comes a new challenger!
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>>92201453

Too shy to pull any tail
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>>92201591
Yet bitches keep throwing themselves at him.
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>>92201453
I'd slay that pussy.
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>>92198802
>On the short run
Ben, he is a celebrity

>On the long run
Marco, bitches will love him once they get to know him.

Danny is too shy to make moves on girl too soon. Jake is poser that tries too hard to sound black and Randy rarely cares about girls at all.
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>>92199008
what?
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>>92201782
He gets one in Omniverse after saving the college that Gwen is goin to.
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>>92201847
A PHD of what?
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>>92201782
He got an honorary Degree from Gwen's college. He's Doctor Tennyson.
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Howard
since he gets to slay Randy's boipussy every night
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>>92201854
Ass kicking
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>>92201854
Is never mentioned, probably something useless like social studies or something like that.
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>>92201779
>Marco, bitches will love him once they get to know him
Except he makes no effort to know anyone except Star, so eventually they'll see his inability to form any other meaningful relationships

It'll definitely happen to you, Jackie
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>>92201854
Dick slanging
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So assuming they'd be classmates,who would get along the best?
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>>92201847
>>92201854
They did the same with one of the presidents of my country.
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>>92201971
Too bad Rex isn't there, he is probably the biggest friend Ben has outside his own show.
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>>92202038
Oh and that kid from the Secret Saturdays.
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>>92201971
Going out on a limb, I'd have to say Ben and Jake. Both of them have their feet in another world and their personalities seem like they'd bounce off each other well.
Though I wouldn't mind seeing Ben and some of the Star Vs. characters interact.
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>>92202101
>Ben vs Toofie/Ludo
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>>92198802
You forgot Scott Pilgrim
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forgot pic
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>>92202168
Scott's not a Teenager though.
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>>92202178
Oh right... I keep forgetting
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>>92198878
Danny's identity is known now
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>>92198802
Which one looks better in a dress?
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>>92202271
There's only one way to find out!
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>>92200324
>Ben
the question implies it's focused on giving the dick, not including taking the dick.
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>>92202271
Ben
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>>92202178
You know he'd pass as one.
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Danny was an outcast, Jake was no one because all he did was hang around with Spud and Trixie or whatever her name was, Ben was legitimately famous, I've never seen Star Vs and I don't even know who the last one is.
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>>92198802

Ben and Marco
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>>92198878
>Also, he is the only one without secret identity.
Marco doesnt even have an alter ego
Everybody knows who Danny is as of series finale
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>>92198802
ben>jake>randy>marco>danny
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>>92202271

Marco
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who's going to be the popular bitch they'll fawn and fight over?
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>>92203061
Kim Possible.
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>>92203061
>Any of these guys
>Fighting over a girl
Hilarious.
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>>92198802
Ben could get the most.

He had a bigger harem than Marco
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Ben he actually had his own harem the rest of these chumps not really.
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>>92203138
jake and ben would for sure
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>>92201159
Boy, Attea was hot as hell man, I would have pound that green frog ass
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>>92203588
Jake maybe, but I can't really see Ben fighting with someone over a girl.
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>>92198802
Ben, no competition

Randy a distant second, mostly due to a lack of effort

Jake and Marco both romantics with a single target mindset

Danny is a cuck, so dead last
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>>92198802
Ben or dan
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>>92203854

You underestimate how competitive Ben can get
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>>92198802
i believe the more important question isWho has the biggest dick
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>>92198802
Ben.

Marco would be in second.

>>92200324
>Ben had a fucking episode where dozens contestants, all characters from the show, literally fought for his dick.
>How many other protagonist can claim this?

From fiction in general? I can think of quite a few.
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>>92200324
>>92198898
Marco in his current state would be drowning in pussy, no doubt.
Marco and Ben would be dueling for qts desu
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In a realistic setting

Ben > Jake > Randy > Danny > Marco

If they had their show writers helping them score

Marco > Ben > Jake > Randy =/= Danny
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>>92204221

there's no possible way marco would do better than any of them irl
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>>92204614
why?
he's handsome, athletic, and a pleasant companion

his only downside at first was how he'd always play everything safe and not take risks
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>>92204728
And he'd ditch dates with his own girlfriend at a whim to check up on his totally platonic best friend
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>>92204614
S1 Marco wouldn't.

Current Marco is pretty beast. Bitches falling in love with that nigga left and right. I feel like Marco is one of those characters who doesn't have the romantic moves, but his feats of will and heart win people over.

He's an animu protag basically.
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>>92204775
that was more of a ""spider sense" thing tho
he would not feel the urge to check on her if she wasnt in actual danger
(at least that's how I think that whole Blood Moon thing works)
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>>92204221
>Danny is a cuck
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Jake
He's friends with black girl and white skater dude, and asian, best of three worlds
four if dragons
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>>92204836
he is Manson's bitch, and you know it
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>>92204728

sure but he got incredibly lucky with jackie, and star was pretty much a given from the start

his caliber of spaghetti wouldn't fly with 99% of girls
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>>92204728
>Danny
Public Identity Superhero
Average Kid
Snarky yet approachable

>Jake
Dragon, some people are into that.
Dedicated to one girl.
Immature, and has room for growth.

>Randy
A fucking Ninja.
That's all I know about him.

>Ben
Public Identity Superhero with popularity across the galaxy.
Has had at least five different girls in love with him
Generally a chill guy to hang out with who has your back in a pinch if he's warmed up to you.

>Marco
No one special. Just a guy.
Has a personality that could attract girls due to being nice and not a Nice Guyâ„¢
Decent fighter, getting better.
Has at least two girls in love with him with a few potential others.

Ultimately I'd have to say Ben's got the most current game and Marco has the most potential.
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Dunno why Randy is in there seeing as he already got a nice girl for himself who is thirsty as fuck for him

>mfw I'll never experience feeling a girl finding me attractive and wanting to actually be around me
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>>92204480
They don't call him Big Ben Tennyson for nothing.
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>>92204885
how dose that make him a cuck
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>>92205104
Randy is an interesting anomaly here

Most male leads are obsessed with girls, who usually ignore or mock them in return

Randy actually does have girls interested in him (at least Theresa is interested in him as Randy, and Rachel is into him as the Ninja), but he himself has almost no interest in dating
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>>92205162
Ever saw the guys who date feminists?
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>>92205236
You're not really proving your point anon.
Does his girlfriend fuck other guys in front of him while he watches? No? Then he's not a cuck.
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>>92205275
she seems like the type to mentally break him, and then leave him for a newer model, so in a way, yes
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>>92205332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE6jy78tV78&t=61s
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>>92205204

Plus Fowlham is actually canon if the rumours were right
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>>92205343
the meaning of words changes over time

cuck has grown to mean "spineless"
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>>92205345
he obviously enjoyed her company
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>>92204835
What about the scene where Marco leaves Jackie with her mouth open, waiting for nuggets?
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>>92205406
>words changes over time
you sound like a idiot
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>>92205552
Funny you should choose to use a gif with the word faggot there.
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I haven't watched ben 10 past the original series but marco's got a decent list of girls that are at least somewhat lusting for him
>star
>jackie
>janna
>unicorn head bitch to some extent
>hekapoo
>even tom
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>>92205552
sir or madam
you just owned yourself so hard
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>>92205640
Ben has like 10
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>>92205640
really only Star and Jackie are truly romantic tho

Janna just likes messing with his head
Hekapoo seemed more like "worthy opponent (possibly with benefits)"

not sure where you get Flying Unicorn head from

Tom is just generally desperate for attention
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>>92205589
>>92205656
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>>92205737
Cmon you saw they way marco and hekapoo looked at eachother with those eyes, along with all the time that passed, you know something was going on
yer probably right about unicorn though since I mute it when that bitch comes on screen because her voice is like aural torture
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>>92205784
>He never saw the South Park episode about faggot-ass Harley riders
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>>92205820
that is why I added "possibly with benefits"
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>>92205640
Ben has many, many more.
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>>92205911
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>>92205660

Is Gwen part of the harem? I know I would if my cousin was that hot
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>>92202038
>Generator Rex
It's too bad the humor in that show was so terrible because any episode that focused on Six and Rex's relationship was kino
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>>92206256
No, but when the bring all the girls Gwen and two other cousins are there and Ben said those are my cousins
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I'd say Ben because he doesn't act like a tongue tied spaz or have self esteem issues whenever he's around bitches, or at least not in the episodes I've seen.

-Danny trips over his hormones and is in his own head too much.
-Jake is too much of a manlet for black/white girls, and white boys steal all the asian honeys so he'll probably end up diddling onaholes until that fateful day he's arrested for molesting his sister.
-Marco is homosexual.
-Don't know who the other guy is, but unless he's into fat goth chicks he'll probably pass on the lion's share of trim he naturally attracts until he gets to college and fucks slutty art students.
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>>92205911
>>92205962
>Zach's mother.

Kek.

I wonder how Zach and her husband felt.
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>>92205962
Red meet Ben when he was a little boy and know she's actually fighting for a taste of his dick, why did Ben has so much game
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>>92202350
Marco would probably beat him out in that too.
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>>92198802
Gonna say Ben. He's the only one with legitimate confidence, and doesn't have an "awkward teen" sense of romance. He's been successful with women from different planets, let alone one school.
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>>92206644
so is he like rance in this new series?
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>>92205104

I never saw Randy the ninja boy cartoon is it worth checking out
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>>92206704
It's an alright cartoon.
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>>92206766
>bouncing hair
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>>92206675
Pretty much. Minus the rape.
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>>92206831

I didnt even notice that till you said it
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If I start a comic with all these characters plus many others from CN, Nick and Disney. Would DToon slay me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh6pxW26N-k
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>>92198802
If people knew about their powers?
Danny > Ben > Marco > Jake > Literially Who
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>>92207659
Randy saves the city all the time and the ninja is loved by everyone in norrisville, if the new who he's the give him just support and admiration
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Almost no one here knows Randy, I'm sad. Such an underrated show. It deserved better.
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>>92198802
Ben and Marco are the winners.

They're different kinds, though. Ben as of Omniverse basically has this super cool heroic rogue thing going on. He gets into thrilling situations with ladies and they find his ability to navigate said situations attractive. It's a shallow kind of attraction, but it happens easily and regularly.

Marco is basically just a generally nice, cool guy to hang with. His powerlevel is hidden 99% of the time. He doesn't really get success by trying to be actively romantic or suave - hell, he fails pretty hard at that. Instead, he has moments where his maturity, dedication, and genuine coolness shines brightly. For example, when he just unleashes the beast in front of the truth machine.

Ben is a radical dude who chicks fall in and out of love with quickly. Marco is a quietly ticking bomb that causes deep, lasting love when it goes off.
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>>92208035
Well, at least Randy was a cool guy.
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wow i didn't even realize how similar they all looked until i saw them put side by side like this.
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Poor Danny always last. He'd top more if he got over his awkwardness
atleast he has Vlad
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>>92207659
>this is what Dannyfags actually believe
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>>92198802
this pic is fake, don't buy into any of this
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>>92201779
>>92201886

This, girls lose interest if the guy doesn't seem to go after other girls.

They want to hunt for dick, not settle for dick
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>>92198802
Okay, now who among them would make THE BEST GIRL?

>>92206343
Why do you think he has "Kirk" on his name? He lives up to it.
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>>92208195
Gee, I wonder why
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>>92208635
>Fem Ben
>Fem Marco
>Fem Jake
>Fem Danny
>Fem Randy

But honestly, fem Ben looks like the school slut.
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>>92208635
-Ben would be a slut
-Marco would be awkward and kinda annoying talking about how great who ever their one crush is and over all indecisive
-Jake is kinda meh
-randy seems cool but not really best girl
-Danny would be best girl fun, chill, and seems tomboy like but still cares about wanting to look good
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>>92207798
Well I did honestly not know who Randy is, as to >>92208035's post, so I'll go by your word he would be higher on the list
>>92208288
I was actually going for "girls falling for his dick" verses "guy can get between the girl's legs" viewpoint. Judging everyone's posts it seems it was the latter for them but I was going for the former. Does no one remember how the girls viewed Danny Phantom in that show? Especially before they knew Danny Fenton was one in the same by comparison.

And fyi, that's comparing his to Ben 10 of the original. Because that's cheating using Oniverse when all of the other characters only had 1 series to go by. 10 Ben would be lower than Marco imo (mix the placements in my first post) but Danny had a lot going for him.
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>>92209281
Ben 10 of the original is just a kid tho
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>>92208635
>female Randy
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>>92208635
I just want fem randy to cuddle with me
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>>92209062
those look similar to you?
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>>92208635
Ben and Marco really stand out on this pic
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>>92208635
>>92209190
>>92209230
>>92209577
>>92209628

Lets define this right now.

https://strawpoll.com/a48wc34
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>>92208635
would Jacky try to act black?
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>>92209839
marco of course
anyone with a brain and penis would love to get in that thicc latina booty
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as long as they ate my friends i wouldn't care
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>>92209839
Ben for the female aliens
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>>92209999
nice 9's senpai
the diamond one was my favorite from the original, does he still have that one?
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>>92209999
>Those numbers.

Okay, we already have a champion right here. Fem Ben can be whatever you want.

Do you like muscle girls? 4Arms.

Do you like lolis? Ditto.

And so on.
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>>92198802
Jake gets token asian kid pussy on the daily
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Ben is demonstrated as being wanted by legions of women.

There's an entire goddamn episode dedicated to a game show Ben is involuntarily put in with like 50 women participating where the grand prize is his hand in marriage.
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but who is the best dressed up as a girl?
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>>92210268
There was almost a galactic war fought for his dick.
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>>92205552
Kill yourself.
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>>92205737
>Janna just likes messing with his head
She knows all his personal information and stashes shit in his locker. If she isn't "in love", she's still pretty damn obsessed with him.
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>>92198802
Ben or Jake, mainly because they are the only ones to actively seek out girls and be flirty, at least to my knowledge.
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Marco

Bitches want the spanish dick.
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>>92210349
From the girls just there you have:
2 princesses
1 empress
1 adventurer that uses magic/alien artifacts
And much more.

Also, the vilain that steped on him was an adult, and his enemy since he was a little kid. None of them would ever think at the time that she would be eventualy be fighting over his dick.
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>>92198802
I've seen enough r34 to know that Danny gives it to Ben and Jake pretty often. You can't get much pussy when you have a dick in your ass.
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>>92210485
danny seek some girls out mostly just paulina and Valerie can't recall if he ever tried to date a ghost but he did at the least end up with sam
I think he does lack the most confidence of the boys and maybe that's why he's low on most peoples lists.

How many romances did Jake get anyways?
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>>92210147
Yeah I'm pretty sure it's even in the shitty new reboot.
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>>92198802
Jake
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>>92198802
Isn't Ben canonically a huge slut magnet?
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>>92211387
Girls do seem to love him.
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>>92207798
Danny Phantom saved the entire world tho. He has a statue of himself in his town. How is Randy more popular than him
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>>92198802
>Ben
Stacies of all shades
>Danny
Probably no one
>Marco
the SJW's
>Jake
no one
>honestly don't know who this is
maybe one emo chick
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ben, jakes a spaz and his wanabe nigga atitude would annoy most girls, Marco literally had to be forced to approach and hang out with the girl he likes, Dannys alright but he'd be faithfull to sam, and Randy is clearly asexual
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>>92205911
>>92205962
Wait, what the fuck. Why is Drew Saturday there?
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>>92211726
Ben's harem transcends galaxies and the fourth wall.
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Marco has a canon harem. Ben seems like he'd be a mega chad though.
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Ben.
Everyone else is just stereotypical "Trying to be cool but acts nerdy around their crush" sort of character. Ben not only has the most confidence but he's the one that is absolutely willing to show of his superpowers to get some tail, while everyone else has to keep a secret identity except for Marco who doesn't even have a real superpower beyond karate classes.
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>>92211726
Ben 10 and Secret Saturdays share a universe. They met up once. Then a thing happened and she was competing for his dick.
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>>92211916
>Then a thing happened and she was competing for his dick.

Wait what. WHAT HAPPENED?
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>>92211603
>maybe one emo chick

kek, you're not that far off
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>>92212045
An alien gameshow host summed just about everyone woman in Ben's life to compete for his hand in marriage. Strangely enough she tried really hard to win the contest.
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>>92206831
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Jake status: beta

Danny status: loser

Randy status: oblivious

Marco status: ascended beta

Ben status: chad thundercock
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>>92212127
>the first thing he does is teleport away all the females Ben is related to
Ugh. Way to ruin the fun.
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>>92198802
Of the four I recognize, Ben had the most chicks after his dick during his show, so he wins in my book.

That, and all his alternate aliens make for some kinky fucking shit. There's gotta be an alien for just about every fetish out there.
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>>92212217
Shouldn't Jake be above Danny? Didn't a few mythical girls try to hit on him?
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>>92208635
that artists rendition of fem danny is 10/10

How good is the new ben series?
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Alright, let's go nuts with this.
How would each character fit into the same school? What would their roles be? And once again, who would slay the most pussy?

I know Rex seems out of place, but let's get creative here.
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>>92212245
>Ben was briefly alien-engaged to a four-armed amazon woman absolutely smitten with him
>Ben had two alien princesses-soon-to-be-empresses fight over his dick and only got out of it by convincing them that he was a fucking dork and they were better off alone
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>>92212481
All the girls will go flocking to Adrian and he won't even have to try.
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>>92199078
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>>92212127
Is Gwen not a main character in this new show?
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>>92212481
Did Jeremy ever have more than one girl interested in him?
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>>92212656
I think Gwen was there for two seconds before he removed all of Ben's relatives.

Gwen was a main character in Omniverse, but she wasn't part of the every-episode cast like older characters. I think she was spending a lot of time at ~magic school~ and with Kevin. Main cast was Ben and Rook doing adventures and space-cop shit.
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>>92212730
>older characters
older shows.
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>>92212481
Lance would be seen as the same has he was in SBT
Rex would probably be friends with Jake
Marco and Danny would be friends with possibly Jeremy
Ben never had friends in school
Randy and cat kid may be friends
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>>92198802
>ben 10
>slaying pussy
What?? Ben is gay
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>>92211587
I wasen't saying popular, the other anon didn't know loved Randy, i wasteliing him Randy status
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>>92212127
>tfw you will never have 20+ diverse waifus all competing to be your personal cum dump on intergalactic television
Why live?
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>>92212889
but anon he literally has a son
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This guy
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>>92212929
That one girl in the purple power armor is probably literally a worm in a robot exoskeleton, keep in mind.
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>>92212931
Part of his beard. also don't consider that canon. Also don't consider that canon, ben stomaching contact with a vagina is a total retcon of his sexuality
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>>92212956
You think Ben give a fuck, he's fine with smashing a dinosaur pussy and sasquatch with hairy tits

Ben is into some weird stuff, he draws the line in incest thought
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>>92212127
Who is that goth looking Gwen?
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>>92213061
Sunny
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>>92213018
>Ben is into some weird stuff, he draws the line in incest thought


Not really,Ben actualy isn'tUchiha for a xeno, the only alien that he ever showed interest was the elastic purple chick (that is human looking), all the other were human.

He actualy seeks to hate the idea of ever considering the Four Arms girl and Attea.
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>>92213061
Sunny other cousin that appear in UA, she's exactly like Gwen in that series, so they joke about it here making her a re-color
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>>92198802
Oh, Ben. Ben would be the only one who gets any and is a total alpha jerkoff. Danny is too shy to make the first move, Jake isn't someone chicks would go after (though the poor guy would certainly try), Randy doesn't give a fuck, and Marco? Who in the fuck would want Marco? Except for Star and Jackie, but one of those is a Littlefinger trying to get revenge for the genocide of her people.
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>>92212988
>that time when Ben broke up with his girlfriend during all of Alien Force/Ultimate without even noticing or caring.
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>>92198802
Marco.

I know I'd date him and I'm straight.
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>>92198802
It's so funny and nice seeing everybody call Ben the alpha thundercock.

When he started in the original show he was just an outcast.
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>>92213147
>Ben sat around telling his girlfriend how he went hot tubbing with the biggest teen actress in Hollywood.
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>>92213082
According to Derrick, he originally wanted Ben to stay with either Attea or Ester, saying that his attraction to her was not entirely Bullfrag, he should divorce Kai and hook up with some ex's he found in the equivalent of future facebook
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>>92213147
I remember that being handled as "ben has literally no time for her because she doesn't want to deal with alien nonsense" which makes sense

>>92213225
Attea would've been SO MUCH BETTER than Kai, it's an interesting relationship and it's not bringing back a character that hasn't appeared since the OS just for the love interest angle.

It helps that Attea's no slouch in a fight and completely okay constant alien fuckery because she -is- the alien fuckery.

Looma's still best girl though
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I made this out of boredom.

X is equal to how open the character is to relationships.

Y is equal to how popular the character is in-universe.
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>>92212952
he said who would slay the most puss not get their ass fucked the most even then Marco would probably have him bet
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>>92212481
Ben would still be the Chad Thundercock of the school, with all the chicks flocking to him. Lance, coming from a aristocratic society where he actually had to duel and kill people, would see him as a upstart peasant who should be working the fields. Good luck getting with this guy. Rex, Jake, and Catkid would probably be those beta minions who follow Ben around and try to get status and respect by being assholes, but the chicks they get ultimately are leftovers Ben already tore up. Everyone else... Ho boy.

Code Lyoko kid is a shut in loser who posts here. Nobody wants him and he's well aware of it, acting obnoxious for attention in school but secretly hating everyone. Marco is the definition of a beta orbiter. The girls don't want him, but keep him around as their servitor with the lure of Pussy. Everyone thinks he's gay, and the girl's he hangs out with intentionally spread those rumors as a means of distancing themselves from him. Danny is a total loser who can't get any period.

But to be honest? They're still doing better than Dipper, Lincoln, and poor Steven!
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>>92213594
>But to be honest? They're still doing better than Dipper, Lincoln, and poor Steven!
At least Dipper and Lincoln are kids, Steven in the other hand is 14 and soon to be 15 and the guy behaves likes a 10 year old, he's at the bottom
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>>92213594
First off, Catkid and Code Lyoko kid are actually named Adrien and Jeremie. Also, Lincoln and Dipper aren't even in high school yet. Steven might be given his age, but that's it.

With that said, you spun a very interesting tale, anon.
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>>92213417
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>>92212956
You mean Eighteight? Wasn't it only her big brother who was like that? I'm pretty sure he was a mutant.
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>>92213488
He'll tie with the other 6 because they'll be too busy fucking him. Chech m8
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>>92213794
>Adrien and Jeremie.

lol nobody gives a shit about those sissy french faggots
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>>92213803
Not sure, actually.
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>>92213678
So who would be the school shooter, Jeremie or Steven?
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>>92213869
Yeah, Sixsix the one from the original series?
He's a mutant. Others of his species aren't like that. We never see what a normal member of his species looks like, though when his brother's helmet got cracked we can see they have normal eyes.
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>>92213884
>School shooter
>Implying neither of them would just barge with swords and try to slice everyone with them only to kill just a few people.
With that said, it would probably be Jeremie after Aelita cucked him with Ben.
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>>92213884
>Steven
>school shooter

People who ride the short buses are the last people to be shooters
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>>92213291
God Kai was such a cunt
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>>92214008
Wat. Bullshit. You realize special ed is just as much for kids with hard social circumstances as the ones with mental deficiencies, right?
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>>92213795
Marco ain't that thirsty, bro. He belongs in the upper-left corner of the bottom-right quadrant.
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>>92214012
>Ben had to lose his way better stretchy alien girlfriend because ~Destiny says so~.
Fucking bullshit.
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>>92213795
Randy should be more at the center he really don't give a fuck about girls just Theresa, because they get a long, Randy is the guy that just want to chill with his friends
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>>92214125
They did it because Ben already had a human son and a non-present wife in the original Ben 10,000, I'd wager

But then Kevin was also a maniac and Ben's greatest villain so they could've easily gone back on that
>Ken goes through all this effort to make Ben get with Kai
>Ben goes with Attea or Looma anyway
>Next time he's on screen he's turned red or green
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Here's another question. How would Ben NTR all the other boys?
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>>92214180
>Alternate timelines are established to be a thing.
>Ken fucks up a perfectly good relationship because he assumed that every Ben ever has to end up with Kai.
Listen, I'm still mad.

>>92214293
He wouldn't. Ben 23 might have tried, but Ben wouldn't.
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>>92213951
>>92213951
>"Graahhh, you ruined my life!"
>"Hey, what's that retard kid doing with that glowing sword?"
>"I dunno. Lets fuck with him."
>"Hey retard, are you off your meds? Hahaha! Hey someone get that fag Marco in here, his gay lover needs a good ass fu-"
And that's how Ben 10 ended.
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>>92214293
Look at that shit, Kevin knew something weird what happening there, cousins shoudln't be this close
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>>92202076
man that show takes me back
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>>92214498
Did he kill Ben?
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>>92214293
So, Gwen and Ben were banging behind Kevin's back or what?
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>>92199375
Ron would actually be one of them
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>>92214963
By the sounds of it, or Ben ended up as a human vegetable hooked up on life support. In his passing, Jake, sole surviving groupie, ended up succeeding Ben as the school alpha and fucked Lori during his ascension. Everyone still thinks Marco is gay.
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>>92213594
I mean Dipper and Lincoln are kids, give 'em time.

And Steven was homeschooled, that's basically Discount Autism.
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>>92215058
Rex is not the next alpha? That guys was cool as fuck
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>>92214499
He jut hates that fucking smoothie
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>>92212889
Maybe he goes both ways? If that's the case...
>Ben fucked both Bobby and Lori
>they got double cucked
>then he fucked Marco
>cucked once again
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>>92212335
Danny actually dated two chicks in the show, though.
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>>92215084
Even as kids, they're literal outcasts looked down on by their peers. That's not a good sign for their future social careers in HS and College. Though nobody really gives a fuck in the adult world.

>>92215153
Poor Star.
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>>92200324
yeah, Ben has the bigger harem.

Should have chosen Luma.
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>>92215282
Looma was an A+ Tier girl.
We all know that one Way Bad was the best though.
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>>92202038
>>92202076
You can count Dexter too.
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>>92209869
How can a half white, half chinese girl act black?
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>>92215201
Are you implying that adult society is less harsh on outcasts than HS and college?
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>>92208635
>https://strawpoll.com/a48wc34
>Waifu Ben and Waifu Danny tied in first
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>>92208635
I want art of these doing girl things now
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>>92198802
Which one does Ben screw first?

>>92215201
>"You fucked Ben!"
>"It was in the showers, and I was... Lonely..."
>"What the fuck man?"
>"It's not like you cared!"
*later that day*
>Marco is about to walk into Ben's room
>"Hey Ben, I really enjoyed last night and-BOBBY!?"
>The greasy Mexican was rapidly trying to squeeze on his pants, "Eeeehhhh, this is not what look like."
>"I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!?"
>then Lori walked in wearing nothing but a bath robe, "hey Ben. Wanna share the water-WHAT!? Marco and... BOBBY!?"
>Ben just smiled, chewing on the end of his cigar. "Triple cucked."

>>92215543
It is if you don't fuck up and try to reinvent yourself after schoolbullshit. Though I suppose being stuck in a really shitty office job has it's own problems.
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>>92215634
At this point I'm starting to wonder if you ever watched Ben 10.
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>>92213185
He really came into his own.

Saving the universe really got those alien girls wanting the D
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>>92215664
What I don't get is why everyone's making him act like a Chad.
Wasn't a big part of his character being a good person? Wasn't that part of what he taught Ben 23?
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>>92215662
>implying anyone actually watched Ben 10
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>>92215282
Out of all the options he had, why did he pick worst girl?
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>>92215722
I watched it. It was a big part of my childhood.
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This thread got me thinking, how good is the new Ben 10 from an actual quality perspective? I only ever watched the original, and even then only parts. I felt it suffered from "Better ideas than execution," though to be fair the ideas were pretty damn cool.
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>>92215743
Because whoever made the call has shit taste. Their last OS interaction had them on bad terms goddamn it, why did she have his cell number?
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>>92198802
hmm. how many of them has a THICC black girl in his harem?
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>>92215810
>Danny
>Harem
He had an eventual girlfriend, an old unrequited crush, and a Catwoman Ex. Not much of a harem.
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>>92215743
'Cause the others hit the wall pretty bad and Ben only takes the best. He let his beta minions have Jackie, Gwen, Marco, and Lori. The others, now hideous decrepit things, went to the lower classmen too naive to know better. Virtually everyone got divorce with really screwed up designer babies raised by television and antidepressants.

Danny is still a virgin. Steven is locked in a straight jacket after horribly murdering Dipper, Star, and Rex. Lincoln is just helping Lucy raise her daughter, don't know who the father is.
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>>92215867
same can be said for the others, were using "harem" in fandom terms
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>>92215903
It's not really a harem if he only ever had two.
If she only loved the alter ego, she doesn't count.
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>>92215743
Mostly because of DJW and his weird dedications to specific plot points.
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>>92198802
Jake seems like that chinese kid who everyone called a fuckboy but could actually back up his boasting
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So Kim Possible is the senior they wanted to bang right? Would she tolerate Ben?
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>>92215634
>>92215901
wtf dude
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>>92215705
>a chad can't be a good person
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>>92215969
Let me give you a flat no here.
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>>92214498
>Murdered by a foreign exchange student after you deflowered his waifu.
What a way to end.
>>92215058
>Implying it wouldn't be Rex or Adrien first.
That said, I like this thread. We need more stories like this.
I think the anon forgot to mention Randy in his story.
>>92215634
>>92215901
OK, this is kinda going too far.
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>no transfer student sokka from some far off country

>no ron stoppable
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>>92216016
I'm talking about the being an ass to people and the cucking. Ben wouldn't do that.
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>>92216029
>OK, this is kinda going too far.

I'm starting to think this one anon who made all those posts comes from The Noisy Home General
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>>92216029
How so? Everyone growing up into jaded screwups? And yeah... Where is Randy? Is the successful one in all this?
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>>92216016
>these cucks hating on chads instead of trying to make them into their bros
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>>92216117
Probably. At least it's not one of those whiny incel losers.

>>92216139
Aha, I was waiting for someone to post that!
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>>92215350
Here you go.
https://pastebin.com/hn8KtV2e
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>>92215969
Kim's to busy having platonic friendships with the substitute teacher
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>>92216184
It's Tennyson*
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>>92216217
Ms. Go has a very "hands on" approach to her tutoring
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>>92208635
I don't like that Marco and Ben
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>>92208635
>that Ben
Shit tier. THIS is fem Ben

>>92216260
How about this
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>>92216117
Nah. There's not enough /pol/ bullshit, drugs, race jokes, antisemitism, incest, rape, dystopian science fiction, and Shrek.
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>>92216305
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>>92216305
Ten outta ten my man
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>>92215969
Nah. Kim disappeared after her 18'th birthday. Last seen with Tom Pickles.
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>>92200324
What episode was this?
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>>92216345
Trust me, I used to go there and this kind of autistic OOC fanfiction is totally from there

The fact that he added characters from TLH and that pic also make it pretty obvious
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>>92216407
True. Though this is pretty tame compared to his usual shit. Loud anon I am disappoint.
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>>92212997
lol wow.

>>92213225
I actually like Kai but Ester's cool. Attea'd be way too much personality flipping for the two to be able to handle a relationship but I could see a Catwoman sorta thing.
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>>92213678
I mean Steven'd probably be a bit less of a retrograde away from his crazy aunts who treat him like a 10 year old.
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>>92215938
Thats true, but Derrick didn't like Kai they forced him to go with her, he wanted Ben with Ester or Attea, yes you heard it Derrick wanted Ben to fuck a frog
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>>92215743
Is this the girl that wanted to keep him like a pet?
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>>92216531
Derrick has good fucking taste.
A Hero/Villain romance with a frog alien would've been a better call than Kai.
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>>92216531
>Attea, yes you heard it Derrick wanted Ben to fuck a frog
My mom actually laughed at the "I'm already a princess" line, first time I've seen her laugh at a cartoon.

I think getting with an alien just makes sense for who Ben is and who he's been raised by.
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>>92216060
I mean.

Ben can be an ass sometimes and he definitely talks shit. But he's a Good Chad; even mundane Ben's a jock.
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>>92216543
yeh
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>>92216633
Yeah, but he's not a "ha ha faggot i'm gonna fuck your girl" kind of jock.
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>>92216664
Unless the person is trying to stab him, yeah.

But this thread implied Tommy fucking Pickles murdered Kim Possible so it's just fucking anarchy.
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>>92213225
I really want a scene like this with Ben having a bunch of alien bastards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7anV_Bs4tf0
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>>92216345
You forgot dark fantasy, folklore, and symbolism. I am rather privy to 40k and EYE when it comes to inspiration.

>>92216407
>OOC
Nah. Only Ben is OOC if we assume that he remains a innocent kid forever. He's going to turn into a Fratboy as soon as he hits 13.

>>92216465
Sorry. The Mods would ban me if I ever wrote 'the gang throws Steven a surprise party.' Like they did for 'Steven finds his life purpose.'
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>>92208635
I feel like female Randy should have a bigger chest considering how the other girls in the show look
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>>92216741
>He's going to turn into a Fratboy as soon as he hits 13.
>13

Are we still talking about the same Ben here? UA and OV Ben is 16
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>>92216741
Maybe mods should really ban you
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>>92216741
>Omniverse Ben is 16
>Still not a huge jackass
Back to /trash/ where you and your cartoon belong. Go on now. Shoo.
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>>92216741
Dude half the ben 10 stories have him as a 16 year old and he's fine.

Who hurt you, gentle edgelord?
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>>92216664
>Yeah, but he's not a "ha ha faggot i'm gonna fuck your girl" kind of jock.
You're right, Ben is more like "Hey man i kinda fucked your girlfriend, but i didn't mean, so sorry..well bye"
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>>92216833
He's going to have the attitude long before he even thinks about college.
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>>92216871
Ben isn't a thirsty faggot who fucks everything he moves, he's just someone everyone wants to fuck
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>>92216905
So Ben is more like, he just goes with the flow and see what happens?
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>>92216857
>implying

He was a cocky asshole.
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>>92216853
And then what? /co/ is left to the Tumblrites?

>>92216863
No one. I just like watching characters get corrupted or end up growing up into jaded asshats, like a old Edgar Allen Poe poem or a Penny Dreddful. Corruption and temptation are two concepts and themes that intrigue me.
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Hey here's an idea.
Let's stop giving the /trash/ escapee (you)s.
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>>92207659
No fucking way.

Ben>Randy>Jake>Marco>Danny

Ben is already a Chad Thundercock who is famous for his powers.
The Ninja is beloved by everyone, and would be swimming if the world knew his identity. Also, Randy gains a LOT of confidence as Ninja.
Jake would probably be more in the middle, as clearly there were people wanting the Dragon, but also he's a big reptile beast.
Marco is Marco.
Danny is literally a spoopy ghost, and everyone feared him immensely and wanted to destroy him until he saved everyone's butts, and even then there were skeptics.
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>>92216952
Cocky Asshole =/= "Ha ha I fucked your girl shitlips!"
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>>92216948
Basically, he's a hero for a reason
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>>92207659
How are Danny's powers more appealing sexual then Bens?
>>
The biggest crime will also be not having Ben shirtless even once in Omniverse.

Even Max and Rook got some.
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>>92215488
make beat box noises and say yo a lot
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>>92216305
>>92216347
>used to follow this artist back when omniverse was still airing
>check back her twitter and deviantart after a while of not hearing from her
>The reboot was so bad that she completely stopped doing Ben 10 fanart, and has moved on to full Yokai Watch mode
I expected it but still made me sad, seriously fuck that reboot, it makes Ultimate Alien look competent.
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>>92216963

ok
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>>92216972
the highschoolers liked invisibill way before he saved the world
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>>92217500
>has moved on to full Yokai Watch mode
He has good taste
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>>92217551
she, cheshirep is a chick
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>>92216644
>>92216543
He probably likes being dominated.
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>>92216958
Minority opinion I know, but keep what you're doing anon. This board is deader, with nothing but a handful of tumblrites bitching and autists crying about Jack finally getting laid, without pretentious shitheads like you firing things up.

>>92217681
So Ben is into BDSM? Interesting.
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>>92205406
Faggot now means you
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>>92216260
Here's another fem Marco then
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>>92218418
>Marco and Fem Marco getting fucked by Ben when
I love this thread.
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>>92214499
>>92214989
With Ben and Gwen I feel like they probably fooled around before Kevin came back and tried to put it behind them, but the spark never went away. Hard to get over your first crush, especially when you see them often.
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>>92218418
Cute
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>>92208635
>>92216305
>>92218418

Fuck I wish I could draw
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>>92218867

But anon,fucking your cousin is just wrong
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>>92219429
Ben wanted to fcuk women that weren't even the same species as him, you think having the same blood is going to stop him?
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>>92219483
Ben's dick keeps getting him in and out of trouble.
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>>92219483
>Women who weren't the same species as Ben wanted to fuck him

ftfy, Ben is pure

A moron, but pure in this sense
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>>92219516
I'm afraid I have evidence to the contrary.
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/NidoranDuran/23601/Ben-10-Inch

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/HookedOnPhoenix/22727/Ben10-Sexathon

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Scape/23666/Caught-on-video

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Kuroshio/17232/Commission-Ben-Tens-Big-Wedding-Night

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Kuroshio/20257/Ben-10-Froggystyle

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Kuroshio/20614/Ben10-Red-Green-and-Ben
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>>92219483
Ben 'it's ok if she's not awake' Tennyson.
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>>92198802
Easy peasy.
Ben no doubt.

Lets break this down
Ben
>is a known player
>the only one who just wants to have a good time
>the type to hit and quit or be friends with benefits

Marco
>has an obvious preference to tomboys and chill chicks
>wants to actually date and talk
>already in a love triangle

Danny
>no game
>outclassed by the other guys
>doesnt have a good personality

Jake
>yeah no hes not getting any girls unless they have yellow fever

Dont know the last guy if im being honest.
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>>92219606
Shitty fanfics aren't canon friend
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>>92219683
Sure they aren't Anon, suuuurrrre they aren't.
>>
>>92219718
Well Ben whole life seems like a fanfic, but that dosen't mean they're canon even if they make our dicks hard
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>>92219826
A poorly written one at that.
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>>92219826
Technically all cartoons are fanfics when you think about it
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>>92212335
Danny has a modicum of game, but only girls in a similar loser position will ever notice him.
>>
>Fratboy Ben ("Hey faggot I'm gunna fuck your bitch")
>Marco who says he's bi just to get any ("alright Ben")
>Steven going on a killing rampage
>somehow symbolizes the meaning of life
I love co-threads for a reason.
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>>92200556
Gwen is a cuck haha
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>>92220339
>>
Ben is the only one on that list not a beta-male, so probably him.
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>>92220365
Randy wasen't a beta, he just wanted to chill, he was choose to be the ninja because he's a good person that all
>>
>>92210714
>How many romances did Jake get anyways

Two if I remember correctly
>>
>>92220362
Dayumm. Just twelve and already Ben 'gunna fuck your girl pussybreath' Tennyson is cuc-I mean screwing QTs.
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>>92211906
not entirely true
Randy never tries

which is both a strength and a weakness
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>>92204221
>Danny is a cuck
lol
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>>92211906
I think Marco is part monster or something
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Ben could, but he doesn't need to. He already has a special girl.
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>>92220745
Who isn't his cousin
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>>92220064
Fairly depressing thread. All your favorite /co/ characters are either depressed betas who won't stand up for themselves or absolute dickwads off screen save for a handful of badly abused outcasts. Yeesh.
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>>92220773
I wasn't reading 2bh
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>>92220766

Nah, bruh. You wrong.
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>>92215761

basically from best to worse:

1. Ben 10: Omniverse
2. Ben 10 (original series)
3. Ben 10: Alien Force / Ben 10 (2016 reboot)
4. Ben 10: Ultimate Alien
>>
>>92208635
>>92216305
>>92218418
What are their names?
>>
>>92220633
Sam is a ball-breaking control freak

a life with her is hell
>>
>>92221112
The older I get, the more awful Sam seems when I look back on Danny Phantom. If Danny's sane at all they'll break up before they graduate from high school.
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>>92220773
Sounds like real life!
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>>92221112
>>92221135
Sam is exactly the kind of girl a sperg like Danny deserves though.
>>
>>92221458
Ah, the Middle Ages! Where men were men (seriously: you had to be a Alpha in the pre-industrial world just to fucking SURVIVE, even if you were just a serf working on the farm every day), people died in increasingly painful and hilarious ways, God was watching everything you did and the slightest mis-tep would see you thrown in hell, church was literally the only thing to do, and a Alpha dude-bro like Ben would get his skull split open with a axe unless of course if he were highborn. And if that were the case, he'd get skewered with a sword after offending Ser Jamie. Or burned at the stake after reading those scandalous Gnostic texts.

Not to worry Ben! Brothers Marco and Danny from the St. Pickel's Monastery will bless your sole surviving heir... Who then died of cholera. Such a marvelous time period!
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>>92201877
This is the only right answer
>>
Test
>>
Having actually seen all 5 series
Randy>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ben=Marco>Jake>Danny
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>>92222979
good point. How would he stack up with against them
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>>92223498
Botched suicide after getting shot down for an entire year and went into a coma for the rest of his short horrible life.
>>
>>92223385

This
>>
>>92220365
None if the characters if that list are betas.

Do you guys even watched the shows? Even Ben was a fuck up when he started before going through character development.
>>
>>92198802
Ben > Marco > Danny = Randy > Jake
>>
>>92198802
Having woken up from a night of heavy drinking (and shit posting) I can safely say none of these twerps would get any. Sure, I enjoyed posting my Ben "I'm fucking your bitches cuck" stories and didn't care much for the character, he never struck me as a prick. Or at least he didn't in the FIRST cartoon. But the decline and fall of Ben 10 is another discussion for another time and for people far more autistic than I am, so let's just leave that where it is.

The other characters would mostly fall into shitty relationships where I'm pretty sure the chick in question wouldn't dare let them touch her, save for Jackie with Marko. But Jackie is fucked up in her own special way, I mean she's essentially a fallen Queen trying to get revenge on a xenophobic aristocracy that usurped her crown by destroying the heir to the throne in any way she can. She's strategically fucking Marko just to ruin Star emotionally as she secretly despises her which is remarkably reminiscent of many 'friendships' that pop up during the late teens and even early twenties.

So yeah. They're either virgins or stuck in really shit tier relationships that nobody should really have. Save for maybe Randy as he really doesn't give a fuck and has people to meet and places to see.
>>
>>92209839
>Danny in first place as best girl, followed by Ben
>thread puts him in one of the worst places among best boys

Someone explain this to me.

>>92216305
I like the idea of Cheerleader Ben, somehow it juts feels right.

>>92220909
>Jane
>Rachel
>Marcy
>Jen
>Dani
>>
>>92224782
cont.
That being said... I still see Steven losing his fucking shit and murdering his entire graduating class in a hilariously over the top way would be the best way to end this shitshow of a series deconstructing HS, College, and the utter pointlessness of it all. Especially since I'm pretty sure we'll be cheering him on as he unleashes years of pent up anger and aggression on asshole main characters even the audience came to hate.
>>
>>92224782
>>92224884
k
>>
>>92224884
Why the fuck do you keep bringing up Steven
>>
>>92224965
He self inserts as him.

Thought it was obvious.
>>
>>92200324
>How many other protagonist can claim this?

Plenty, if we're counting shitty shows
>>
>>92224965
I may be able to explain this. Steven is a character that many people have come to hate. I mean, they love to hate Steven Universe they keep shitting on both the show and the character because of how terrible the whole thing has gotten. And how the Tumblrites foam at the mouth over fucking anything. It doesn't help that arsehold on youtube that literally makes high quality vid shitposts tore SU a new one thus not only making it fun but fashionable.

But like it or not, SU is apart of modern animation culture and tubby is here to stay. As much as we hate him.
>>
>>92225154
I personally don't hate him like other people do

But he still didn't have anything to do with this thread considering he doesn't even go to school
>>
>>92225193
Maybe child services had him taken away? I mean it's plausible. He lived in the back of a van for God's sake and the Gems aren't great caretakers.
>>
Steven is a faggot
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>>92215743
He had his reasons.
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>>92200324
weren't half the girls forced to fight for ben? if I recall these were just females he had met in his life
>>
>>92224784
>Someone explain this to me.

What makes Danny a shitty boy, makes him a good girl. Simple like that. Ben on the other side makes a good girl because of the positive aspects of his personality.
>>
>>92198827

fpbp
>>
>>92210631
you haven't seen enough porn.
>>
ben is the pussy to be slain, not a pussy slayer. Ben traps are so hot.
>>
>>92198802
Marco and Randy
>>
>>92220362
On the second Tuesday of May, my boner ascended into Heaven.
>>
>>92213185
>When he started in the original show he was just an outcast.
he was just a dumb kid WTF
>>
why does /co/ have so many faggots
>>
>>92227406
It starts with him suffering a wedgie and being called a faggot by a nerd.
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>>92198802
If I were to rank them from biggest to smallest playboy.
>Ben Tennyson, who has a whole harem of women by the time of Omniverse.
>Danny Fenton, who had so many girls after him even if he ended up with worst girl.
>Marco Diaz, who had Jackie and Star crushing on him hard plus other girls like Hekapoo, don't lie she wanted his d.
>Jake Long, who only had eyes for Rose but he doesn't seem to mind that much.
>Randy Cunningham, who only won the heart of Theresa Fowler who doesn't seem that interested in women and is way more into his friendship with Howard.
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>>92212481

Same as >>92204534 only Adrien would be in front of Ben and Rex/Lance would be right behind him

haven't watched CL but I'm sure Marco's still in last place
>>
>>92201453
Adrien is too shy and too much of sweetheart to be consider a pussy slayer (pun intended) when he's not Chat Noir. The only girls who are really into him are Marinette and Chloe.
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Chad Thundercock
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>>92227579

when I was in high school I was friends with a kid that was basically a carbon copy of adrien

shyness doesn't hinder you with girls at all when you have the teen dream appeal
>>
>>92224784
>I like the idea of Cheerleader Ben, somehow it juts feels right.

If Ben is a chad, his opposite self would be an Stacey.

And he loves attention.
>>
>>92216047
Look we want to keep this a fair fight, Ron and Sokka would win hands down in terms of pussy slaying.
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>Trap Ben

Muh dick
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>>92205345
what rumors?
>>
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>>92198802
Ben, he's the only alpha male from the bunch and also has a massive ego/dick which girls love for some reason
>>
>>92228883

The creator of the show stated that that fowlham was canon through his tumblr page I think
>>
>>92226597

thats marco silly
>>
>>92229405
>>
>>92198802
it would be a draw at 0 pussy total between them
>>
>>92231546
I know what I said. Ben looks phenomenal getting fucked while wearing fishnet stockings.
>>
>>92198802
Ben
>athletic
>interesting
>confident
>outgoing
Dude is set
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>>92201854
Xenobiology, he's the most worthy person on Earth to have one
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>>92229745
That moment when I realize Ben will run for president someday, and win. And I'll be stuck in a shitty job working all day while he fucks my wife, supporting kids who aren't even mine. Fucking Ben Thundercock Tennyson.
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Ben has had a weird love life.

>Date Julie
>Had a girl made of nanomachine try to fuck him while Julie was tied up in the closet
>Had an actress trying to get his dick.
>A girl that was the precursor to the Omnitrix wanted to fuck him.
>Dated a stretchy half alien girl
>Was engaged to an alien princess
>Had two alien princesses nearly start a war for his dick
>Was on a gameshow where a bunch of women had to compete for his hand in marriage.
>>
>>92229405
>>92232165
Is there a finished version of these anywhere?
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>>92201854
Reproductive science.
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>>92201453
why would girls want shy little daddys boy
when you can have magnificent pun spewing cat boy in latex?
I'd pet that
Marinette is terrible for ignoring his advances
>>
>>92198802
Is school attacked by cat monster robots?
>>
>>92198802

Marco by FAR
>>
>>92208635

Would smash Daniela Phantom
>>
>>92219429
There DNA is probably further apart than any two random humans; Gwen inherited the spark.
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