How do you faggots feel now that he has GF and you don't

>>92198579
feels

I'm glad, unlike me, he's actually a great person and deserves a gf and much more.

>>92198579
i cry

>>92198579
Except he gained a gf through plot power. It was entirely occasional and there's nothing to be proud about that.

Anyone can gain a gf with plot power.

>>92198624
This is what the /co/ntrarian accusers don't get. We're HAPPY for Jack, we just think Ashi is a shit character (and also that this season has many, many other problems besides her).

>>92198579
Gonna feel good when she gets killed

>>92198579
Gravity Falls got more seasons under Aku's rule?

>>92198579
I feel pity for him. Woman is monkey in disguise.

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I've already accepted that someone like me will never have gf, not speaking about being loved by her, so I'm neutral. Wish for more fight scenes and salty tears.

>>92198579
I don't care, because it's fiction and isn't even representative of how real relationships work.

>>92198579
but he doesn't have a gf anon, he doesn't exist.

>>92198624
No shit, retard. He's designed to be a "great person" i.e., moralfag.

>>92198579
>jealous of damaged goods.
I'm fine.

>>92198693
Irl, all of us are extras, just characters made for the sole purpose of backgrounds not being empty.

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>>92198579
Feels like she's going to die.

>>92198624
Me too. I'm glad for him, that he has someone to... and....

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>92199687
I'm glad you can agree.

>>92198579
>kiss
>bed
>almost ejaculate
>"foooooolish samuraiiii, It was me all along!"
>sudoku

>>92199879

Will /co/ forgive Ashi if she ends up in the fridge to make Jack an unstoppable Aku killing machine and returns to the past?

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>last episode was a metaphori for secks
>mfw I just realized that the "weapon" that jack didn't know how to use and was embarassed by was another metaphori for his penis
>mfw ashi uses it too
>Mfw jack finally is able to use it

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>>92198579

link?

>>92200250
Probably not.

>>92198579
It took him a cancellation, a 15 year wait that was 50 years show-time, more near-deaths then Evil Knievel, and multiple poisonings of himself and Ashi.
I think I'm doing ok where I am.

Bored

>>92199747
Every extra can be the main character of a different work. Look at Star Wars.

>>92200260

oh now i get it

I honestly thought it was just to show that Jack has such a awkward boner for Ashi he wasn't willing to admit to not having listened properly to the holo file.

>>92200563
Yes, anon.

An awkward VIRGIN boner. The holo file is an allegory for him knowing what his boner is for, but not how to use it.

>>92198579
but I'm married to a normie

>>92200640
I think you're making stuff up.

>>92198697
Ashi is growing on me, honestly. I mean shit, Jack could have done a hell of a lot worse than her.

>>92198579
He's only now getting into Gravity Falls? I've been into it for a while.

>>92200942
Not really.

>>92200260
oh shit my dude youre right

and the weapon finally shooting n they moaning for like 10 seconds deep breaths after n the long kiss youre fucking right

>>92198579
I feel pretty good. And all the people sperging about it just makes it more satisfying.

It bothers me that they forced sloppy romance solely for Genndy's self insertion. Depending on how they handle it the whole rest of the season may go to shit, which is a huge disappointment given how good it had been and how long it had been awaited.

>>92198697
10 episodes.

>>92201258
10 episodes of shit?

Or is this that meme where 220 minutes (longer than a typical movie) isn't enough to tell a story?

>>92198579

Good for Jack. He needed to get laid.

>>92198697

This. Also I'm sick of fandom wars we have on 4chan now. It seems lately every fucking thread on every fucking board is "HHAHA I DONT HAVE YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING HAHA TAKE THAT!"

>kills all of Ashi's sister
>still gits the F U C C

Isn't Jack technically 70?

>>92200912
not the same anon but clearly that whole bit with finding out how to kill the monster, the weapon, the nude Ashi, etc are metaphors for sex

>>92201382
Nah, that sounds stupid.

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>>92199879
You dirty basterd

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>Mfw i missed this episode because i was out on a date.

>>92198579
>gf
it was clearly a father/daughter kiss you autistoids. I had a friend whose dad kissed her like that all the time and if you went out and spent time with real people you would know that as well

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>>92200260
What was the metaphor for the cats then?
Was it just that Jack was surrounded by pussy?

>>92198579
I've had some bad dating experiences the past couple years(so I'm intenionally going through a dry spell), so I'm just glad to see someone being successful.

>>92198579
I didn't see her in the next episode PV
>he fucked her and dashed
the madman

>>92198579
Surprised me how no woman hoped on his cock, I mean being known as the badass who dares go against Aku and succeed many times is an automatic panty wetter. Jack should have milions possibly billions of fangirls human and nonhuman. Not to mention hes handsome since no female gives you a negative reaction looking at his face.

>>92198579
>the thing that happens in 90% of the stories I read / watch

>>92202059
thats a good question, something about riding a camel?

>>92201343
Mentally hes still in his early 20s, he doesnt have that old dude thinking process at all.

>>92198579
I'm in the same position as Jack though.

>>92198579
I'm happy for him, just worried that it won't end well. It'd break my stunted heart to see these two not get a happy ending that they've earned a hundred times over at this point. I mean, for Chrissake, let them have happiness.

>>92202124
you're not too far off. in the episode where he gets a new pair of sandals the mechanic's daughters were swooning.

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>>92198579
She's pretty attractive so I can't blame him

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>>92198579
Hi faggots,

My name is Jack and I hate every single one of you. All of you are very troubled, indoctrinated, fools who spend every second of their day sperging out about shipping in cartoons. You are all of the suffering and devastation that is Aku. Honestly, has not one of you ever fought on the side of righteousness? I mean, I understand it’s fun getting angry because your own self-insert is getting laid, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than shaggyposting or calling Genndy a hack.
Don’t choose this path, just leave here now to fight another day. I’m pretty much the most feared warrior on the planet. I was the star pupil of a thousand masters, and the wielder of a weapon forged by the very gods themselves. What disciplines do you commit yourselves to other than “yell at Jashifags for liking Season 5.” How much longer can you keep this up?
Calligraphy scroll Related: It’s me and my bitch.

>>92198697
Yeah, this is exactly how I feel, thank you for wording it so elegantly.

It's nice that Jack can get some happiness after untold years of suffering but I was really into the idea of the mentor relationship. Just interests me more than them banging and that could be enough happiness for Jack too, he could fug someone besides Ashi.

But in the end the show does what it wants and I can't be too unhappy with where it's going. I thought the way the suicide samurai was resolved as being much more disappointing than Jack/Ashi anyway.

But I don't understand people who are like "You're just butthurt because you want Jack to be a virgin like you," perma virgins love shit like this because they identify with the guy so a win for Jack is like a win for them. They're probably the people who were most pleased by Jack and Ashi hurling each others tongues into their mouths. Logic here is stupid.

>>92198579
Happy for him.

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>>92202843
Damn, a blast from the past, that was great anon. Thank you so much

>>92200260
Yeah, the 'weapon' was Jack's penis, and the 'initiation sequence' was getting it in. Jack can't figure it out but doesn't want to admit it. Eventually he has to, and Ashi offers to try. This doesn't really work any better. By the point they actually figure it out, they're so worked up from the heavy petting that the sex lasts all of 5 seconds.

t. Sigmund Freud

>>92201240
You don't actually believe the self insert gag, do you? Genndy is happily married, and has been before Jack.

>>92202843
Saved pic for my collection.

>>92202018
bait.

>>92203007
Makes more sense as a trying to get the condom on joke.

Pretty dissapointed honeslty, not every character should have a shoe horned romance interest through their arc, after the fact sure, but as a plot device it's just shit.

Can you IMAGINE if they had Leia help Luke while he was fighting Vader? Or if Meryl was right there when Solid Snake was fighting Liquid? What in the otherworldy shit were they thinking?

>>92198697
>>92201297
>>92202853
sounds like a personal problem then

>>92203431
Maybe you just can't see the faults because you like it so much

>>92202124
The handsome part is infinitely more important than the badass part, you should have put it first.

Source: life experience

But I have one ! We watched the episode together.

>>92203479
You don't like ashi as a character, I like ashi as a character.
difference of opinion mang

>>92203539
I don't like it =/= bad
I like it =/= good

The story just might be shit and you are deluded, or maybe it's amazing and I just hate it. In reality it's probably somewhere in between.

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>>92198579
BEHOLD, THE TRUE FACE OF /CO/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb5KVQe0EPI

>>92203572
hence: sounds like a personal problem

>>92203615

What is it with Happas

>>92203615
truly our guy

>>92198579
>basically 75 years old
>is only just now getting a kiss for the first time
>is a cartoon character

Yep, my manhood is threatened. How will I ever recover? BTFO.

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>>92198579
>friends and I watching the new episode Sunday morning
>I'd already seen the livestream and participated in the sticky thread the night before
>grinning like an idiot as the ending comes up
>kiss happens
>we all just start cracking up, sides in orbit
>friend yells out "OH SHIT HE'S FINALLY GETTING LAID"

we were all pretty happy with it

>>92203800
damn dude Jack's already a 70 year old virgin you don't gotta roast him this bad

no...this cant be happening! im in charge here!

>>92203007
>Sigmund Freud
You mean Sigmund Fraud? He was a coked up crazy asshole who has been mostly discredited. He may have been brilliant, but his crazy coke fueled psyche made up for that in spades

>>92198579
>jack goes on nofap for 50 years
>gets a gf

the answer is clear

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>>92203007
>>92203932
>not a the superior jungian

>>92203431
>>92203539
If it's a "difference of opinion" for you, why is it a "personal problem" for us? You got frustrated that people who don't like your waifu for good reasons exist?

Goddamn hypocrite.

>>92203309
Now that you mention it, why didn't Leia have any meaningful scenes with Vader? She was his daughter.

>>92203481
No girls like men who have criminal records more than dudes with nice faces.

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>>92204043
I literally finished ranting about how foolish Freudian psychology is, Frasier poster. What is reading comprehension?

>>92198697
Meh, I like Ashi alright. Enough to actually care for her when she inevitably dies. She has an interesting backstory, a personality of her own, her own character arc and complements Jack perfectly. I dare say is is an objectively good character.

>>92204271
If you have a handsome enough face literally nothing else matters. You could be an unironic autist and girls would literally try to rape you, not even joking here.

You'd be shocked at how different girls behave from the stereotypes when they find a guy REALLY good-looking.

>>92204135
Because Vader being their father was an after thought.

>>92201240
Jack is everybody's self-insert. That's kind of the nature of a heroic protagonist.

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>>92204530
That would imply I'm a decent, honorable, good person.

>>92203873
You left out the part where you all partake in a faggot orgy

>>92203722
The worst traits of both races combined.

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>>92204816
>He hates Jashi
>He has no friends to watch comfy cartoons with

laughing at you right now my dude

>>92204135
cuz she's a bloodthirsty honey badger and hurts everyone's feelings

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>>92204321

>>92204739
The filename doesn't quite fit.

>>92204979
I'm too lazy to rename it.

>>92204135
Hate to break it to you, but Star Wars movies are not good. If you like the setting, watch The Clone Wars cartoon (not the pointless Genndy version). It's excellent, we're on /co/, and it's the best thing to come out of the franchise by far.

>>92204739
so true, being attractive is everything

But I do have a gf. We've been together for years now.

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>>92204920
Of course a pseudointellectual like you can't come up with a real response

>>92204113
It's not a personal problem for me because I don't take issue with it, I literally don't have a problem with it. Your differing personal opinion causes you to have a problem with it, thus making it a personal problem.

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>>92198579
Inspired.
If an 80 years old jap with PTSD can find love, so can everybody else.

>>92207051
You're taking personal issue when people don't like what you like though.

>>92198693
>through plot power
You mean through mercifully sparing and patiently saving her life despite the fact she constantly tried to kill him?

>>92201258
Ashi shouldn't have existed, she's taken up almost as much time as Jack has.
>Has at least 10x as much screen time as Aku

>>92207237
I never said I did. I only responded to everyone ITT saying that the reason they're pissed is because "ashi is a shit character".

>>92198693
You mean guilt?

>>92207508
But isn't that taking personal issue with it?

>>92207351
Aku never did have that much screen time except for Aku centric episodes.

>>92200562
No one is, though.

I just wish we had more time watching relationship grow, and it doesn't help that Ashi is super boring. Maybe I would've found it cute if it was done better but it just feels unecessary

>>92204093
>very-low-key famous person finds gf
Well, no shit. If you become popular for your work, someone will eventually want to fuck you, you just have to accept the offer afterwards.

>>92207601
It could be potentially, but the comment I made doesn't reveal enough intentions to make that kind of assumption.

>>92207782
The fact that you keep responding gives your feelings away.

>>92208025
that I'm bored and putting off statistics hw?

>>92208115
Nah you're invested in this, other wise you would have wondered off.

>>92208185
>no you hang up first

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>>92207216
He's not real anon.

>>92203067
You know he said it himself in an interview, right? The whole show came out of a recurrent dream he had as a child

>>92204093
I went and checked her blog
she drew the current thumbnail for the Lord Dominator general

>>92210043
>[Laughs] I think it’s always there! I don’t think it ever went away! Jack came from… I had the same dream since I was 10, about the world being destroyed and run by mutants. I’d find a samurai sword, pick up the girl I had a crush on, and we’d go through the land, surviving. That was the initial spark to Samurai Jack. You know, I don’t think of myself as a 47-year-old with a mortgage and three kids, I think of myself as a virile young 25, at the beginning of my career.
There. Ashi was a mistake.

>>92210043
>>92210105
That doesn't mean he's literally living a masturbatory fantasy through Jack, anonymous, don't project.

>>92200250

>>92210701
Why would that be needed? The hamfisted romance subplot that Ashi caused (that has to be wrapped up in 2 EPISODES), and the amount of highly limited screentime wasted on the build-up to it, are bad enough. Whether it is a self-insert or not (it obviously is given that interview, but believe what you will) is only the cherry on top.
>project
You don't know what that means do you

>>92200562
>Every extra can be the main character of a different work. Look at Star Wars.
Not anymore, thanks to D*sney.

>>92202086
>he just Nuts and Bolts

>>92202988
Out of morbid curiosity, I visited /b/ the other day.
This is still posted there sometimes, apparently.

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>>92198579
>Giving a shit about what a tojo does with his tiny dick

lol his waifu a shit

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more like a baby mama

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>>92198579
Completely satisfied.
I only lasted a week in a relationship in high school.