Homestuck

>>92195876
Fuck you.

Kek last thread died with only 200 posts, feels good

>>92195770
Karkat isn't awful.

>>92195770
You mean half retcon, they didn't even do it right.

I really miss act 5.

>>92195905
>John's birthday
>better draw Davekat

>>92195905
This joke has gone on long enough

>>92195905
Why does Dave have Lars' haircut

>>92196995
Shelby's an SU storyboarder now

>>92197160
>Hussie is one degree of separation away from SU
This disturbs me

>>92197160
>Homestuck when south 5/7ths of the way through
>SU went south just after 3/5th of its show
Coincidence?

>>92197217
No, how are those numbers related

>>92197367
Rose no! Dave has herpes!

>>92197487
That's a dirty lie!

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>>92195905
dont you just love people fetishizing homosexuality even with the characters don't even like each other?

>>92197591
>people imagined these two imaginary characters together
>those characters wouldn't even DOOOOOOOO that!

/co/, never change

>>92197642
>don't even like each other?
But they do, even before the retcon. Some of us hate them for being a romantic pairing and Karkat reduced to Dave's cocksleeve.

I wonder if we game kept to 3D how close it would be to ME:A

>>92197902
Probably not close at all

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>>92197544
Does Nepeta really dislike other Karkat ships?

>>92198167
She wants that angry manlet all to herself.

>>92198167
Yeah! Vriska a shit!

>>92197741
They became friends eventually, but still

>>92199016
Yeah, I was talking about their friendship status.

>>92197160
aw shit, how long until there's a Vitiligo human

>>92199122
Sugar's better than that.

>>92199135
She is letting her crew more freedom to the show.

>>92197160
Is she? I thought she just married one.

>>92199218
I don't know now

>>92199194
Not THAT much freedom

>>92199783
idk man, we've seen what Zuke did to Paridot and Lapis

>>92199989
Which she got trashed and exiled for

>>92200001
did she?

>>92200028
Yep

>>92197295
They're prime. The next piece made by one of Shelby's friends will go south 7/11 of the way through

>>92195905
why does dave have a nigger nose? why does he have a nose at all

those are the shittiest ears i've ever seen, too

>>92200109
This
Why does Dave have a nose yet Karkat doesn't have one?

>>92197160

No, her wife Amber is the one who works on SU.

>>92200144
Why is Dave's hair a piece of shit instead of a bird

>>92200154
So Shelby ONCE AGAIN fucked her way into someone's inner circle

>>92200155
They didn't even bother giving him sideburns. That's like the one defining fucking characteristic. Jesus H. Chridt.

>>92200104
Who the fuck are these characters?

Karkat and Dave? I know the right one is Dave, because Tumblr is fascinated on turning Dave black

And left is fat and fat&short is always Karkat

>>92200180
>That's like the one defining fucking characteristic
No see his one defining fucking characteristic is loving Karkat

>>92200236
Eh, left one could be Rose because of puffy hair and being a midget, but since so many tumblrites are terrible at drawing, it may just be either.

>>92200104
I'm gonna hazard a guess and say Roxy and Dirk, so God help us if I'm right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhz-YIir2No

>>92200279
It's Rose. Check the eyes.

>[S] Collide: 1.141.843 views
>[S] Rex Duodecim Angelus 1.674.934 views
LOL

>>92200604
I blame Davekat

>>92200658
I blame Hussie mismanaging everything and then when he brought it back it was no longer funny

>>92200837
So davekat

>>92201127
Basically. How can the two funniest characters become the unfunniest relationship?

>>92195905
God I fucking hate Shelby so much. She might even be worse than Lauren Zuke.

>>92201127
>>92201268
obsessed

>>92201366
Oh go whine on tumblr you stereotypical fuck.

>>92201313
Did Zuke ever fuck to get ahead

>>92201448
lol

>>92201268
Honesly, that is a good point, maybe it was the moment when Dave decided to deem Karkat as "Overly sensetive" and decided to not rip on him as much, even though that constent ripping on eachother was what made their friendship pretty great in the first place.
Kinda like how Rose and Kanaya had really great conversation because Rose would flirt and somehow that would Confuse Kanaya.

>>92201515
Nah, she fucked herself by herself.

>>92201268
I think you just hit the nail on the head as to why I loathe this ship so much.

>be me
>write homosuck fic in the year of Our Lord 2017
>despise the 'friends who never hang' trope, so try to subvert it as much as possible in everything I write
>refuse to write Dave and Karkat so much as breathing in each other's direction despite ostensibly being friends because now everything about them interacting makes me want to scream
>I fucking hate DaveKat so much

>>92201578
More that Hussie himself was afraid to offend anyone, hence why the ending was so non-committal

vriskagram was in 2015. davekat has been canon for 2 years and you're still whining about it daily lol. go play a video game or read a book where the vanilla het ships like davejade happen 99% of the time.

>>92201940
I mean I would like DaveKat if it wasn't handled like ass.

>>92201940
At least try you fucker.

>caring about ships at all in 2017 for any reason

>>92201940
>where the vanilla het ships like davejade happen 99% of the time

happened in homestuck too lol

>>92201970
>>92202002
>>92202019
Do not give the davekat blogger a (you), please.

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>>92195770
GET THE FUCK OUTTA /co/ YOU FUCKASSES!

FUCK YOU

FUCKEN, KILL YOURSELVES

>>92202019
are you being ironic about believing davejade is actually canon endgame or have you managed to reverse engineer the thinking process of demented chimps to convince yourself of this?

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>>92202057
eat my ass

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>>92202072
> about believing davejade is actually canon endgame

I get that all that fat and yaoi porn has caused your brain to be a bit slow, but pay attention

>>92202555
What the fuck do you expect from a cisgender literally who davekat blogger?

>>92202616
Hey now, Icels and icels-tier posters might be scum, but they shouldn't be attacked for being cis, they should be attacked for being shit-taste retards who whine because they got queerbaited or whatever.

Who is best waifu, and why is it nepeta?

>>92202704
You mean Aradia.
A valid Homestuck waifu must have
>dark hair
>long hair
>glasses
Nepeta only fulfills one of these, thus she is a failing grade waifu.

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>>92202704
That's not how you spell Kanaya

When will Karkat or Lord English fucking kill everyone in Universe C?

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>>92202741
your forgot that they need to be FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH

GIANT

MONSTER

HORSECOCKS

>>92202850
You mean cum. Doesn't matter the source, be it monsters or Striders or Colin Mochrie.

>>92202895
Why Colin Mochrie?

>>92202937
I had a HoneySelect card for him and made him fuck tons of Aradia at once, it's appropriate.

>>92202741
aradia doesnt wear glasses

>>92203069
2/3 then

>>92203087
but she's still not a valid waifu, according to those specifications

>>92202798
I'm willing to agree that they're tied

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>>92202895
In Aradia's case it's definitely horsecocks.

>>92203069
She's got a nice hat tho

>>92203104
more valid than nep

>>92203272
but how many horsecocks
And do she and jade find better cocks on their Adventure for Big Fat Cocks

>>92203532
there are no better cocks

>>92203583
What was the name of that blog? I swear it was the only one that was genuinely funny.

>>92204085
Don't tell Jade that.

>>92202971
You fucking what

>>92204262
You heard me. Colin Mochrie FILLED Aradia's holes.

>>92204364
Was it with tapioca?

>>92195905
This image describes Homestuck perfectly.

From a neat adventure comic degraded to retarded shipping trash and ship war bait. When people talked about lore back then and now you see Davekat vs Davejade shitflinging.

I hope Hussie rots in hell.

>>92204379
No, semen

>>92204514
i don't understand

>>92204598
Toby Fox to get in the homestuck circle.

>>92204580
Colin Mochrie
Filled Aradia's sex holes
With semen

>>92204650
Really?

>>92204745
Yes

>>92204812
But she's kicking herself that she missed out on that undertale money.

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>>92202850
>>92203272
God Tier
Sollux, Equius

8est Tier
Vriska

Alright Tier
Lord English, Eridan

What Tier
Tavros

Pic Related Tier
Karkat

>>92204995
>LE
>alright
DELETE THIS

>>92204950
Toby's now just throwing money around with a smug look on his face clearly as the rest of the Hiveswap bask in his glory as he's kinda the one funding it now..

But eh, Shelby has a wife who is a Storyboard Artist for Steven Universe, and has her help make her shitty webcomic.

>>92202704
Because you're a furfag with good taste

>>92205202
Furfags with good taste waifu Jade, not half of Davepeta.

>>92197217
SU went south 1/3rd through S2

>>92204745
Yes, really. She broke up with him--as soon as she was added to the art team, might I add--by claiming she abruptly realized she was a lesbian, but the problem is, she'd apparently done this trick once or twice before Toby.

>>92205307
Jade is gross.

>>92205535
is there proof of this? i kinda wanna read that shit!

>>92205663
The claims that she'd done it before came from HSG but they sounded like they got them from somewhere else. I've looked from time to time. Something about her having girlfriends before Toby.

>>92205703
so it's lost to time unless someone wants to dig archive to archive to find a minor thing.

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>>92205542
h*ck off

>>92205774
Cited proof wasn't there to begin with but I choose to believe it because I don't like her.

>>92205811
Same

>>92205797
See, gross. Who would want to lovingly eat out that sweaty crotch?

>>92205774
The oldest archives are unfortunately totally gone by now, I discovered that when I went looking for the original "You're already dead, this is hell" post.

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>>92200104

>>92206033
>the oldest archives
>Q1 2012
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>92206167
Oldest relating to HSG, you donut. I don't think anyone remembers the days of having to vote to get threads archived on the singular external site.

>>92205797
Why is Jade always associated with workouts now?

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after jade and bec fuse, everybody was so worried about whether she had a dog dick or not

but the real question is... did she have dog eyes???

>>92206355
You mean tongue

>>92206404
what if she had a dog skeleton but with her human muscular and organ systems mostly intact?

>>92206542
Then she would look like a dog. But she looks like a babe.

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>>92195770
>Homestuck
>Was it really necessary

No. None of it was really necessary. We would've been better if HS just didn't fuckin happen in its entirety.

>>92206940
Get her pregnant

>>92206940
food

>>92206940
suck her dick

>>92207055
Would have been better if Act 5 was rewritten from the ground up and the comic ended on 4/13/2012 or something

I can only dream

>>92206196
>oldest relating to HSG
>Q1 2012
Like I said, you have to be 18 to post here.

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>>92206940

>>92206940
What's she holding

>>92208325
War gaming miniatures of some sort

>>92207603
>implying you wouldn't fuck Colin Mochrie

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Vriska is the kind of girl who bought Battleborn and is trying to justify her purchase!

>>92208754
No, Vriska isn't that stupid.

Karkat on the other hand...

>>92208831
>Vriska isn't that stupid.
Yeah she is

>>92209796
what a fuckin whore

>>92210417
Slut*

>>92207717
>Act 5
You mean Act 6. Act 5 was fine.

>>92212652
5.2 maybe, 5.1 is an atrocity. It's the kind of thing only the janitor would like.

>>92213166
What a waste he was

>>92213548
All the dancestors except Meenah and Aranea were wastes

>>92213620
Yet they're super popular

>>92213770
So is drawing Karkat as a pink hobbit, doesn't mean it's good.

>>92214067
But the porn is good!

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http://purplefrog.com/~jenny/SburbStoryExperimental/index.html

Ever since I saw this SBURB simulator in yesterday's thread I've been re-rolling different sessions constantly and I want to run some sessions with not!/hsg/ and see how they turn out.

So, I'm gonna need 12 different class and aspect pairs. If we double up on a class or aspect, our chances of failing increase. Just say what your title is and you're locked in if it's not already taken. First come first serve, if your class or aspect is taken, wait for the next session to pop up.

I'll be the team's Page of Doom.

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>>92214229
H-Hello?

Anyone?

>>92214229
I'm the one who posted it in the last thread

I'll be Mage of Space

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>>92214552
Thanks for the site and the interest MoS-anon.

>>92214431
Ded

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>>92215004
Anon please

>>92214229
Seer of Time

>trolls introduced
>hated them at the start, missed them when beta kids showed up
>beta kids introduced
>hated them at the start, missed them when beta trolls showed up
>beta trolls introduced
>hated them at the start, missed them when caliborn showed up
>caliborn introduced
>Stockholm syndrome in full effect so no choice but to power through the last 600 pages
So the secret to making likable characters is just replace them with shittier ones, I guess?

Does anyone have that "Rosemary at the olive garden image"? The one with shai'hulud, breadsticks, kanaya, and rose?

>>92216929
No

Where did it all go wrong? I used to think it was Act 5 where it all went to shit, but even the crappy parts of the troll saga were better than the absolute hackery that was Act 6 and the retcon. I think taking a year off to get scammed out of game money really killed Hussie's ability to write.

>>92216288
Caliborn is one of the best characters, shut your fat face.

>>92217420
Act 5 Act 1 was the beggining of the end.

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I miss the old Hussie, straight from the 'Chussets Kanye
Chop up a book Hussie, set on his projects Hussie
I hate the new Hussie, the politically correct Hussie
The always hiding Hussie, not in the news Hussie
I miss the hard-working Hussie, drew his own comic Hussie

>>92204405
Omegaupdate shares your opinion.

>>92218491
He'll die surrounded by legions of fat teenager

>>92207767
Let's see those pre-2012 archives, then.

>>92214229
Maid of rage

>>92218491
This is such an imposing image to me. In making my own MSPAesque gif comic I'm reminded that my base drawing ability isn't as good as his, and I'm just doing it to show my storytelling ability to studios, and yet Hussie here looks so similar to me but not quite. I scratch my own chin looking at his stubble.

What the fuck am I doing. I need to go draw more.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=19454416

>>92215173
can u hit me up with a bard of light

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>>92214229
Knight of Light.

>>92219825
what is this supposed to be

>>92214229
Witch of Hope

>>92219978
a game
would you like to play?

What would you recommend for alchemization if the player in question uses an umbrellakind abstratus?

>>92220247
That blue shit you use on pool cues.

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>>92214552
>>92215678
>>92219631
>>92219875
>>92220032
>>92220032
Half of the team is in.

>>92219944
Sorry anon, maybe next time.

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>>92220247
GO

wait hiveswap's still not out? wasn't there a news post saying it would be soon a few months ago?

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>>92220666
NUTS

>>92220679
Remember when Hussie used to lie to be modest and downplay the amount of work he did? Well now he just lies like a regular scumbag.

Nepeta... was a mistake.

>>92221845
Act 5 onwards was a mistake

>>92195770
>still caring about homosuck
Wow.

>>92214229
>a discordmate found a session where Space player went Grimdark and pretty much fucked up frog breeding

i was a mistake
im so alone. i want to blame homestuck but i had this coming since i was a little one

i wish i was never born and i wish the comic ended at cascade

>>92214229
Knight of Breath

>>92222156
no

>>92222064
>>92222226
Tell me what's wrong. This comic's robbed all of us of something, we can relate.

>>92222345
i dont want to talk about it. i just want to create something and die, but i feel sapped of any imagination due to latching into this stupid fucking webcomic for years of my life. ive wasted almost six years doing literally nothing. i couldve learned a talent. im trying to draw and it's so depressing that i cant even make the baby steps

>>92222394
Go play a video game or something dude.

>>92222416
ive played too many video games

>>92222394
I'm somewhat similar in that I'm painfully learning to draw/animate after only beginning (and rarely working) about two years ago. I'm working on an mspa-style comic with gifs but I often don't want to post them on /co/ because I think they're too rough.

>>92222394
If you commit suicide, Davekat and Hussie win.

>>92195905
What the fuck. This is awful

>>92222565
looks like the guy on the right is someone cosplaying as Dave. Nothing besides the glasses looks like him

>>92222394
I'm literally the same, I had big creative ambitions and put them on hold when I found Homestuck in 2010 because it was a pure font of creativity like nothing I'd ever seen and the slow death prevented me from ever being able to completely let go and pursue my own goals

>>92222565
hahaha the drawing is ironic™ don't you get modern homestuck humor

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So we all agree that this was the turning point right?

EriAra is OTP

>>92222394
>wasn't inspired by the comic to learn how to draw fanart
That's not on Homestuck, you getting into it just coincided with a continued lack of artistic practice.

>>92222394
Anon, It's never too late to work hard toward improving skills unless you're dead. Don't sweat the lost time, 'cause its gone, take advantage of the many years humans can live and keep drawing.

>>92223273
Oh yes

>>92214229
Knight of Space

>>92220247
Mary Poppins DVD

>>92223273
Act 5 Act 1 was the turning point

>>92220595
Slyph of mind

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>>92222064
I know how you feel anon

>>92220247
some paraphernalia relating to The Penguin from BTAS

some kind of anime wave motion cannon

any kind of thrown weapon like a spear or a pack of darts

buzzsaw or chainsaw

captain america's shield

one of those TRON discs

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Angry Vriska.

>>92224112
You're in

>>92222540
>anon sees other anon having a breakdown
>"hmm, how do i make this about davekat?"

>>92224635
>content police sees anon mentioning davekat
>"hmm, why won't these retards listen and praise my hard work?"

>>92214229
>If we double up on a class or aspect, our chances of failing increase
Speak for yourself, 12 pages in this simulator is the best fucking session.
It really shouldn't be, but it is.

>>92225093
That sounds terrible and thats coming from a Page. A session full of pages can't do a thing..

Here's the Page only session.
http://purplefrog.com/~jenny/SburbStoryExperimental/character_creator.html?seed=88186652

>>92225214
>skips to the ending

Huh, guess they won. Not everyone but a win is a win.

>>92220595
Thief of Blood please?

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>>92222170
>>92224112
>>92225339
You guys are in. 3 spots left. Need the missing classpects.

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>>92225448
This is the last set of class and aspects in no particular order. Looking for A Rogue/Heir/Prince of Life/Heart/Void.

If we don't get any volunteers in the next 20-30 minutes I'll just start the session with these 3 placeholders.

>>92214229
>>92220595
>>92225448
>>92225513
Man, void players always suck in these simulators anyway. The guy that made this took the obfuscation of void players to heart, so you never see what they're fucking doing.

>>92225531
Seriously? That's funny and annoying. But that can't be the only bonus they get.

Also, I'm pretty new to this, but is there a list of all the bonuses to each title? I only know about the recent patch for Life and Doom players to be relevant when dead.

>>92225513
How do you run a custom session? Clicking the simulators just loads some rando session for me.

>>92225634
Click "Replay Session (Extremely Fucking Alpha)"

>>92225663
Sweet thanks!

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Does anyone have the screengrab of Hussie about to tweet at someone that Dave and John aren't homosexuals, but he didn't want to crush her dreams?

>>92225710
let's see it buddy

>>92225759
who cares

>>92214229
I have no fucking clue how this simulator calculates its shit.
I had a god tier go up against a murder mode non-god tier for being a threat to the session. Not only did the god tier lose, they lost three fucking times. Apparently trying to stop a threat to the session repeatedly isn't a heroic death.

>>92195770
...so after i left he ended up making the rest of the cast gay right?

great, it's shit.

>>92225513
Alright, times up, let's see how we did.

http://purplefrog.com/~jenny/SburbStory/character_creator.html?seed=95053391

>>92225846
lol homophobe

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>>92225811
If I link back it just shows the original template session I used to make the session that had my friends classpects. Kind of disappointing.

I ran a 10 person session with the following classpects in order:
Prince of Blood
Maid of Heart
Rogue of Mind
Prince of Doom
Bard of Life
Thief of Space
Maid of Light
Heir of Time
Mage of Void
Sylph of Blood

Results: It won. Also the Maid of Heart made everyone fuck each other by the end of the game. Thief of Space was OP as fuck according to this.

>>92226044
let's get something straight here

if you round up a bunch of 13 year olds and make one gay it's realistic

if you round up a bunch of 13 year olds and make 2 of 'em gay it's realistic but barely

if you round up a bunch of 13 year olds and make 4 of em gay it's a stretch

if you round up a bunch of 13 year olds and make most of 'em gay it's fucking tumblr

>>92226170
homestuck is a webcomic where kids fly and make frog universes while talking to reptiles, but that's where your suspension of disbelief fails?
who cares.

>>92226227
>ees figgthion
i love this excuse
never see enough of it

>>92226045
This was the template, if anyone's curious. I don't think the generator will give the same result but if it does then cool.

>>92226045
>everyone godtiered
Now THERE'S a result I never see.

Just started the simulator.

The first player prototyped a First Guardian, there are four sprites prototyped with Horrorterrors, and one land with Horrorterrors. Is there any point in continuing?

>>92225864
so does everyone get the same result when we hit start session?

>>92226391
I'm a fucking moron

http://purplefrog.com/~jenny/SburbStoryExperimental/character_creator.html?seed=250005884

>>92226426
I was really surprised too, since I see a successful session with total godtiering is rare or something.

Maid of Light Godtiered first and spent the time afterwards getting everyone else Godtiered as well. Even though the MVP was the Thief, the Light player was definitely the reason they all survived and won. The Prince of Blood actually died during the Black King fight but rezzed so nobody permanently died.

>>92226707
Why is Nepeta dating Kankri?

>>92226464
If you have the same seed and have all of the characters in the same pattern (first player is A of B, second player is C of D) then it should have the same result.

As for my session, I didn't handle the ectobiology and the Time player wasn't doing Time-shit. Shit.

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>>92225864
these don't appear to be the same characters you got from the thread to me

>>92226464
I'm at a x2 smoochcombo with the one I'm reading. The Page of Doom has died at least 4 times and the Seer of Time had done the time warp that many times too. I feel bad for them at this point since they're flipping their shit at how many dead selves they're looking at.

Jack also got the ring twelvefold lol

>>92226045
>no one died
>everyone god-tiered
>healthy universe frog
>no grimdark
>no murder mode
i think you just rolled the perfect session out of pure luck

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Reminder who the MVP was when they fought the King.

>>92226873
Gamzee?

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>>92226784
Right. I don't know why but you can't get a new url from the customized seed. So each time you go to link you have to change the characters titles over again. I'm most likely doing it wrong so here's the end result of that session.

I'm sorry.

>>92226881
Gamzee, along with everyone besides the pacifish, would have died instantly if it weren't for the army of clone bots stopping the squid bomb.

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>>92226892
goddamnit

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>>92226864
Reading over this thread's session holy shit I really did land on the golden perfect session.

>the Seer flips his shit and perfectly rationalizes that everyone should die because the game is so fucked
>everyone is flipping out into Murdermode

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>>92226917
can't kill a clown bruh

> Land of Frogs and H̴̵̳̳̬͙̱͇̀͘͜o̙̟̙ř̶͇̼̝͆̒̐̌̾͘r̶̷̹̩͔̖͛͡ǫ̬͚̃͋̉ŕ̖̭̤ͣͅt̡̒͟è̵̵͍̣ͅŗ̢͚̺ͯ̓͛̀̀͝ŗ̵ợ̴̡̤̼̗̟͆ͬ̓̕ŗ̮̖̯̳̼͑̽ͩ̄͗̏̂̕s̳̑̇ͮ͘͜͞
Should I even bother reading any more?

>alchemize item with cookbook
>obtain recipes for stuff using that item
Guys I think I just broke sburb

>>92224389
How is that different from regular Vriska?

>>92226763
She settled for the next best thing

>>92219825
Oh. This was the guy that drew baby rose and jade getting fucked to death. How lovely.

>>92226939
We have very clearly seen a clown die and it meant absofuckinglutely nothing at all. We also not so clearly saw a clown die, and that turned out to be slightly important.

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Do people really look back fondly on HSG?

>>92223443
i tried back then with the same results. now it's just even worse

>>92228106
That's like a tumblr away from a gelasticat tier jade, be careful

>>92214229
>10-player session sees a dwarf fortress ending in which everyone goes insane and kills each other, failing to perform ectobiology
>scratched session has a grimdark god tier prince of doom and a regular knight of hope dealing nearly all the damage needed to the black king, winning them the game without a single permanent death

>>92227825
Don't hurt babies.

>>92228385
Shut up jade

>>92228851
Now make this loss

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I made the Beta Kids, Alpha kids, Sollux, Gamzee and a Sylph of Blood and a Thief of Mind enter a game together. It went too well.

>The MVP of the session was: God Tier Page of Hope with a power of: 8405.905555555557
When Jake is worth a shit.

>>92229162
He was supposed to be the strongest.

>>92228851
Dammit Aradia

>>92229220
Grandpa was badass. Jake had the unfortunate life that comes with being written by new hussie, and ends up not only routinely harassed by people without his friends or family doing anything but also gets back in his toxic relationship.

>>92229528
Jake and Jade should team up and kill Vriska, the source of their pain!

>>92229559
John should've retconned Vriska out of existence.

>>92229591
He should have retconned Hussie

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what if aradia was edgy?

>>92229670
She already is though? She's all about death and wanting to see it all blow up

>>92229670
What if Aradia was my wife?

>>92229859
Did Jade ever actually SHOW an interest in space? Like astronomy and shit?

>>92230093
Are you kidding? Breedslut Jade is more valid than NASA Jade.

>>92230167
No, it's not. Fuck you.

>>92230853
Yes it is tumblr, show me in the comic where she likes NASA

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Waifuism killed Homestuck. In the story and in the fandom.

>>92230167
What if breedslut nasa hade? she only does it with astronauts

>>92230982
Waifuism existed since act 3, get off your damn high horse you annoying cunt.

>>92231044
So? I'm not wrong anon.

>>92231367
You're not only wrong on multiple levels, you have this annoying attitude about the entire thing. Go be a condescending twat somewhere else.

>>92229837
she'd want a divorce

>>92231574
Who is she?

>>92231820
You tell me.

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>>92196100

>>92232121
Who's the waifu I offended?

>>92201268
for the ironies bruh kehheheh x^D

>>92202704
but senpai, that's not how you spell feferi

>>92231574
This is correct
>comic goes to shit because Huss stops writing fuckable (ie good) characters
>fandom goes to shit because of yaoi shippers that want boys to kiss, and draw the female characters as giant hairy men
And then there's the fuckers who go on about how they're better because they haven't a waifu, where they're in fact just boring and joyless and are afraid to commit.

>>92232425
nostalgic

was it ever established what exactly a blood aspect can do?
I feel like once powerlevels started ramping up karkat just started sitting in the corner and by the end he basically didnt do shit. Did his character arc finish and I missed it?

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>>92232491
His character arc is becoming Dave's wife.

>>92232491
His character arc stopped

>>92232491
Cohen "Cheater Cheater (What) Pumpkin Eater" Edenfield knows what Blood does. He knows what vapid cunt tastes like. And he didn't like it enough to commit.

>>92232535
>And he didn't even do that
Karkat is so bad he fucked up fucking up...

>>92232491
bonds and vitality, or something

>>92232573
To be fair, there's no way he could compete with Jade.

>>92232628
Compete in what?

>>92232491
I hate to sound like BKEW, but we know it's in relation to bonds as a passive trait. But maybe as an active trait, it could be the Red Miles?

>>92232701
karkat's knot isnt as big

>>92232701
Football.

>>92232746
Well yeah, doesn't he wear slippers?

>>92232727
Or controlling blood

>>92232858
He could get a boner at will

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>>92233125

>>92233125
Yeah, so can I. That isn't a special power.

>>92233178
Kankri had no dick

>>92233385
I always see him RPed as a cuntboy

>>92233423
I meant more that he was a enuch

>>92233519
wHY

>>92233561
Because he sucks

What is the jashi of homestuck?

>>92233739
DaveKat, doy

>>92233770
But a quality of jashi is that it pisses off tumblr

>>92233811
Replace tumblr with hst and mspaforum

>>92233874
But then it isn't it at all.

FUCK

FUCK

>>92233811
JohnRoxy Honestly. Or at this point, if we're looking to make it possibly canon, JohnRezi.

>>92234126
Joxy honestly fits best

>>92234211
shit's my favorite paring, but got damn was it introduced really last minute.

>>92234323
Jose is better