>Dil wants monkeys, and monkeys want the nanners. So everybody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P6VccI2tlc

>>92183154
>Tommy tries the entire movie to defend Dil's divisive, impetuous behavior and still keep the group together and content
>Dil only cuts the shit when Tommy is brought to his breaking point
Fucking cunt
>Inb4 he's just a baby
Fuck you, if the others can behave he can. He chose not to.

>>92183263
He's a newborn though

>>92183130
>>92183154
That scene was real fucked up when I saw it as a kid.

>>92183322
I remember tearing up in front of my friends at the theater and being made fun of for it. Shit was intense, especially if you have a brother.

>>92183154
what the fuck is going on
why is tommy menacingly going to pour banana juice on dillard
why are they in a jungle, dying

>>92183423
I never realized how fucked up the first movie was, there weren't even that many comedic moments iirc

>>92183130
I find it kind of funny that the Jewish babies nearly reenacted Cain and Abel.

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Which was worse, The Rugrats Movie or Rugrats in Paris?

>>92183538
Both of the movies were pretty ok, to be frank.

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>>92183538
You're forgetting the one true Rugrats kino

>>92183538
The Rugrats: Go Wild

>>92183585
I'M ROCKIN A BMX BIKE

>>92183487
Was Snyder behind this?

>>92183130
I never understood that scene as a kid

>Lol big deal he's just pouring banana yogurt cream on him, he's gonna get all dirty, oh nooo.
>Typican over-exaggerated cartoon garbage, it's like I'm watching Cartoonnetwork again.

Only now I realized that the monkeys were gonna come after him as bait and eat him alive.

>>92186627
I don't really think that was the intent. Pretty sure Tommy's thought process was that the monkeys would take Dil away, not eat him. If these were the type of monkeys that ate babies the movie would be a lot shorter.

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did anyone have these? I had the orange one

>>92186822
Man I remember seeing those things everywhere I went. Whether it was at school or on the ground smashed up because someone probably forgot and left theirs. Also

>those kids who brought them to school

FUCK YOU AND THOSE ANNOYING SIMPSONS AND SPONGEBOB WATCHES, MADE MY CHILDHOOD A LIVING HELL

>>92186822
Oh shit, yes. I had the green one.

>>92187072
>he didn't wear the spongebob watches to school
Faget. I remember mine was a puece if shit tho. The on/off switch was always stubbornand hurt my little fingers trying to operate it.

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>>92183585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mcl4SS2078

>>92183263

There's a distinction between infants and toddlers.

>>92183538
Rugrats the movie, it's pretty mean spirited with everyone stressed the fuck out due to Dill being a crying dick head.

>>92187152
Yeah with infants you have to wait a few more years because that'd be fucked up.

>>92186678
Pretty sure they show the monkeys are all eyeing the scene with evil looks basically waiting for it to be poured on Dill.

>>92183263
He's literally like a day old.

>>92183305
>other newborns could speak fluently and sing a full song
>Dill can only say single statements

So was Dill mentally retarded?

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>>92183130
>yfw you turn around for just a few seconds then the kids are gone
>Their bodies are found a few days later in the fucking jungle for some reason
>Find that you're son poured banana baby food on his younger brother/your newborn son and watched him get ripped apart and eaten by feral monkeys

>>92183538
Rugrats in Paris was a million times better desu.

>>92187230
Because they want the banana sauce. If they had any interest in eating babies why wouldn't they just eat both of them?

>>92187339
Honestly they'd deserve that. They were shitty parents.

>>92183538
>Stu builds a fucking mecha
>Out of paper clips and rubber bands

>>92183410
Yeah, I haven't been able to watch the movie a second time cause of how closely it mirrored my feelings towards my younger brother.

>>92183538
>Rugrats in PARIS
>Entire movie is Japanese culture and references

Why the fuck didn't they just cut the bullshit and call it Rugrats in Tokyo? Hell the fucking airplane ride has the singer of the background music scream "AW YEAH, I LOVE TOKYO!"

>>92187230
Not in the webm posted in this thread. They glance over with neutral expressions at one point and then at the end they look scared or concerned. They weren't going to eat a baby.

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>>92187320
He was a weird kid, at least.

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>>92183305
>>92187152
>people forgetting the other newborns had a fucking musical number
>Dil is the only one who couldnt speak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO9I7DsMwew

>Pasty ginger single father marries an Asian woman

>>92187429
I don't think you understand how turgid the mutual hard ons France and Japan have for each other are.

>>92187532
There's a reason so many people thought Dil was retarded, and not just the concept, I mean touched in the head, even before All Grown Up had him as autistic.

>>92187532
>this
ILY anon
I'm the only one that wanted this to happen? I mean yeah, it's kind of messed up but yet i was so annoyed of dil.

>>92187532
That's just a musical thing. Gaston is illiterate but quotes fucking Shakespeare in The Mob Song.

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>>92187532
>I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF SUCK

>>92187339
Is that Chris Benoit?

>be six
>hear Rugrats movie is coming out
>squeal loudly out of happiness because that's my shit
>dad vaults himself down two sets of stairs
>screams in my face for an explanation for all the noise
>stammer instead of talk
>get my ears boxed in for being an annoying piece of shit
Fuck the Rugrats movie.

>>92188238
your father sounds abusive. you should never hit a child

>>92188238

Or maybe your Dad is just a piece of shit.

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>>92188238
Fuck him, anon. Fuck him.

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>>92187532
>Man, they cut my cord
>Consider yourself lucky

>>92188376

I mean, I wouldn't say "Never" hit a child.

What if the child is a terrorist sleeper agent and he's got a gun trained on your family, and the only thing stopping you from having a dead wife and child is to punt that little fuck in the face?

What if the child is a little cannibal and he runs up to you and bites down on your dick, and the only way to save your johnson is the smash that little bastard in the head?

What if an alien beams down to Earth as says "You. Anon. Hit this small child in the face or we'll destroy your planet. Comply and we'll leave and never return."

What if the child is the anti-christ, and you need to ram some holy daggers into his chest so that the world isn't flung into a thousand years of darkness as all the sinners are left behind to fight hordes of demons alongside Christ?

What if the child is rushing you with a sword and you, not wearing a gambeson or mail and any other protection, only have two options: Run away and risk him hurting someone else, or kicking that little faggot in the shin.

I could go on all day. But I won't.

>>92188238
Sounds like a good man. Kids these days don't learn respect.

>>92188238
did he call himself Fred Flintstone after this?

>>92183410
Glad it wasn't just me.

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>>92188512

>>92183130
How can a toddler know such concepts as spite and revenge?

>>92189020
They are jewish.

>that time Rugrats went Lord of the Flies

>>92189020
you don't need to know an emotion to feel it
hell most adults can only name a handful of the emotions they experience

>>92183585
HEY GUYS, DID YOU HEAR THAT SPIKE'S GOING TO TALK? ISN'T THAT AWESOME?

ISN'T THAT JUST FUCKING GREAT KIDS! WATCH THIS MOVIE!

>>92187532
I get this song stuck in my head sometimes

I haven't seen this movie since I was like 8 and I'm almost 28

No other song gets stuck in my head like this one, it's like a bizarre hyperspecific curse

This is the first time i'm telling anyone about this

>>92187598
you underestimate how horny chinks are for white men

>>92187506
Phil and Lil dropped him on his head as a baby, one time.

>>92183585
I just wondered, does the existence of this film mean all of Klasky's kids cartoons share the same universe?

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>>92188512

>>92187532
>>92187760

>other newborns could speak


HOLD THE FUCK UP

HOW DID I ONLY JUST REALIZE THIS NOW

>>92189452
>>92187532
Because it's a musical number, and the newborns literally speak better than the rest of the cast.

Don't look into it too much.

This movie gave me a phobia that something, somewhere, is hunting me

>>92189641
We have a word for that.

It's called paranoia.

>>92189452
you gotta catch up on your rugrats lore bro

>>92183538
The first Rugrats movie was too damn depressing. Rugrats in Paris was more fun.

>>92191364
Rugrats in Paris was the superior movie. They addressed Chuckie's mom in more depth & Chuckie spoke. The latter was such a delightful surprise. We kind of never fathomed any of the babies actually talking.

Imagine if the movie ended with Dil being taken away by the monkeys & the series picks up from there. Man that would be depressing albeit interesting. Would Didi forgive herself? Would Grampa be kicked out? Would Tommy be happy again?

>>92183585
>decide to wrap-up production on rugrats AND thornberries
>make a god-tier crossover movie between both
Why aren't there any other cartoon crossover movies? This shit was so cash.

>>92186627
>I never understood that scene as a kid
I did. Maybe it's just because I was the kid who read 'IT' when he was eleven or so, but I knew that shit was DARK with a capital D.

>>92186822
I don't know if it was with the first movie, but I had the Reptar one.

>>92191364
>>92193352
Also, giant robot fight at the end.

>>92187697
JP/Italy is a stronger mutual boner.

>>92189020
How can a toddler be totally sentient of himself and have complex vocabulary?

cartoon

>>92188512
>What if the child is the anti-christ, and you need to ram some holy daggers into his chest so that the world isn't flung into a thousand years of darkness as all the sinners are left behind to fight hordes of demons alongside Christ?
So basically The Omen?

I'm a 24 year old male and rewatched all the rugrats movies and really enjoyed them and I don't care what anyone thinks

>>92187532
>mostly boys with blue blankets
>a couple of girls with pink blankets
>everyone contributing to the piss shower in the end

wtf

>>92197050

>Girls cant piss upwards

>>92186822
>YOU'RE NOT TOO BRAVE

>>92183130
The worst thing about this, it's the perfect crime. No fucking parent would ever think their baby son killed their newborn. They would've just assumed Dil disappeared, and spent countless years mourning instead of finding the truth. The only people who could possibly find out are the other Rugrats, and they're babies. If Tommy killed Dil right then and there, he would've gotten away with it.

>>92197369
Tommy would probably forget he killed Dil

>>92197409
That'd be even worse. Because that means Tommy committed infanticide, and his conscience clears him of it because he was too little to remember.

>>92197494
Dil would never have forgotten. He'd always know.

>>92197494
A murder so perfect that not even the murderer remembers he did it.

>>92197633
How? He'd be dead in this alternate scenario.

>>92197494
>Tommy committed infanticide
but, he's also an infant. in relative terms it would be more like an adult killing an 8 year old child.

>>92197722
But a baby knowingly killing another baby is still pretty fucked up.

>>92197757
If they could, they would.
Just like a lot of concepts, like object permanence, empathy has to be acquired, babies are born as sociopaths.

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>tfw realizing your parents had to sit through these movies with you
the shit they did for me...

>>92197226
>LOOK A MUSEMENT PARK
my sister wanted to kill me

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>>92197494
>>92197722
>>92197757
There is literally nothing wrong with infanticide.

>>92197664
>How? He'd be dead in this alternate scenario.
Ghost babies

>>92196525
lol what no they don't.

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>>92198897
It's on Wikipedia, so that means it's the truth. You wouldn't question such a reputable and unbiased source of information, now would you goy?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism_in_Rugrats

>>92199073
whoever wrote that part has the reach of lanky kong
>no divine power telling them to do it
>not even a loved one
>nothing in the environment actually stops him and it's his own conscience that does it
>nothing replaces dill

>>92188512
idk if I wanna risk fighting a kid with a sword, I'd probably bolt.

>>92197106
Not with that attitude. You've got to believe in the upwards piss.

>>92199525
>nothing replaces dill
Are you mistaking Job for Isaac here, or am I misremembering this? Isaac never actually got sacrificed, it was just a test to see if Abraham would do it. The "moral" of the story is that you must fear God, but God's also not just going to let you totally fucking kill your kid holy shit man. Isaac isn't replaced.

Which doesn't really disagree with your point either. Abraham didn't want to sacrifice Isaac, that's why it was the thing God asked him to do. Tommy, in a fit of rage, wants to be rid of the burden of watching after Dil. He's not being pressured into it.

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>>92183130
>reciting the story of Issac
That shit was heavy

>>92187532
kino

>>92188512
Where is a kid even going to get a sword?

>>92199963
Isaac is replaced with a ram that just happened to poke his head out before Abraham was going to kill him. That's where the saying "there's a ram in the bush" comes from

>>92187532
What kind of idiot puts lipstick on a newborn?

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>>92200137
>What kind of idiot puts lipstick on a newborn?

>>92187760
All growed up didnt just have Dil as autistic

In the one episode with tommy making a movie for a big show, he catches phil and lil on camera saying "i wonder what dil would have been like if we didnt drop him on his head"

>>92183585
This crossover shit always has the weirdest implications. Apparently the Rugrats exist in the same universe as language-bending shaman magic. Lilo and Stitch made it so the fucking Recess crew co-exist with magical dragons and goofy aliens with superpowers.

>>92187429

As far as I know France and Japan are essentially the same country with how chummy they can be.

>>92200269
>Apparently the Rugrats exist in the same universe as language-bending shaman magic.

And the Thornberrys exists in the same universe as recreational time travel.

>>92187429
Because you can't have Chuckie kick in the door of Notre Dame in Tokyo.

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>>92200132
Oh right.

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>yfw Chuckie screamed no
>and everyone understood him

>>92196525
Are they confusing Isaac and his father with Cain and Abel?

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>>92197997
>my dad would watch cartoons with me when when he and my mom were in the divorce process
>legitimately got into some of them
>he unironically enjoyed Our War Games from the digimon movie
>watched Summer Wars together years later

>>92187379
Too dry and tough without sauce.

>>92189407
We haven't seen Rocket Power or As Told by Ginger cross over.

>>92200269
Well to be fair Recess had a movie where some guy used the school as a base for his evil plan to plunge the world into an eternal winter, and that episode with the one kid who was so perfect that he got called in to help the government.

>>92186678
>Pretty sure Tommy's thought process was that the monkeys would take Dil away, not eat him.

Yeah, I thought this was what was on Tommy's mind too, moreso because I'm not sure he even gets the concept of death, let alone murder.

But I still think that the filmmakers wanted at least some of the adult audience members to put together that there was a danger of Dil dying from this action, either because the monkeys may eat Dil, or drop him, or leave him to die of starvation or exposure, or cause him bodily harm in some way. I think we were meant to get that Tommy would assume they would raise Dil as one of their own, but the audience was supposed to know that that wouldn't work out and one way or another Dil would die if the monkeys took him.

Personally I was one of those kids that knew that monkeys sometimes eat infants, so that was the imagery going on in my mind during the scene.

>>92202861
>monkeys sometimes eat infants
When are monkeys and human infants ever in close proximity of each other without an adult human nearby?

>>92187429
I actually kind of liked the joke that the adults were all excited to go to Paris and then found out they would be spending most of their time in a simulated knockoff Japan.

>>92188168
You can quote Shakespeare and still not know how to read. Hell, most of those plays were probably written for illiterates.

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>>92202524
>Dad and I would watch Dragon Ball Z together
>Mom and I would watch Courage the Cowardly Dog
Good times man, good times. Wish I got to see em more than once a year during the holidays.

>>92183585
Forgot about this one. Easily the worst and most pointless entry in the film franchise. Also made the least amount of money. It's no wonder the series ended shortly after this was released.

>>92202917

Infant monkeys not human infants

>>92188169
>I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF SUCC
How do they got away with this?

>>92203144
Every animal eats its young sometimes. This isn't a monkey-exclusive trait.

>>92197494
Anybody else kind of creeped to think this probably has/does happen sometimes? Like a kid pushing another kid down the stairs, and the other kid doesn't happen to survive the fall and dies?

>>92200137
I hear some people have their babies' ears pierced and have them wear earrings.

>>92202917
When the adult gets drunk or something and isn't watching their kid properly, I assume. It's the same as any other unfortunate accident involving an animal killing a child, it just kind of happens sometimes.

Also there are people that live nearby natural habitats for monkeys in some places.

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>>92200080

Ahem

>>92203144
No, I meant people.

Here, have this. It's a chimp, not a monkey, but I think it supports my point. This isn't even an attack on an infant, but a grown woman. Chimps are fucking scary sometimes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc

>>92200137
>>92203286
That's nothing. Some people like to mutilate their newborn's genitals.

>>92203286
When I was a little ass kid at the park I remember a Mom saying that she forced her two females toddlers to get their ears pierced so people would stop mistaking them as boys. I didn't think much of it at the time but looking back that was fucked up

>>92202212

Godess

>>92203613

Not as fucked up though i dont exactly get how getting your kids ears pierced is fucked up but my mom got my brothers hair cut bald because everyone mistook him for a girl and i swear at least to me as a black guy i hate that kind of haircut

>>92203796
At least hair grows back.

>>92188238

Typical Christfag dad.

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>>92202524
>>92203134
>Dad left when I was born
>Mom was too busy working to spend time with me
>cartoons were my only friend as a kid
You guys have no idea how lucky you were.

>>92203496
The fucked up thing about this is that the woman making the call is the one who owns the fucking monkey, who then brutalized her friend who was just visiting. So the bitch keeps a chimp around because 'lel all animals are pets' and she's not even the one to suffer the consequences.

They're not friends any more incidentally.

>>92203613
I saw a baby's ears pierced and I thought that was really fucked up, but the woman I was with shrugged it off and didn't understand what I was upset about. I looked it up later and apparently it's an extremely common thing, parents go and get their little days old baby's ears pierced all the time. The justification I've seen for this is "it's cute".

>>92183585
>That scene where Charlotte rips off her dress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vFtLr7_WUU
Its also that movie where everyone shits on Stu for the majority of the film.

>>92187339
Nice picture of Spike.

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>>92183130
>>92183154
>>92183487

>>92187532
Game Theory: Was Dill Pickle a Retarded?

>>92203202
And the kid doesn't feel bad, not because he's a sociopath, but because he was too little to even remember what he did?

>>92207175
no, the kid doesn't feel bad due to their morals still being very flexible and usually non-existent as a child