SJ SALT

>going to tumblr just to laugh at literally who's

Jashi is sudden and forced. Period.

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>>92171389
>Jack came from… I had the same dream since I was 10, about the world being destroyed and run by mutants. I’d find a samurai sword, pick up the girl I had a crush on, and we’d go through the land, surviving. That was the initial spark to Samurai Jack.

This entire series was made because Geendy had a fantasy about fucking his IRL waifu while being dressed up as a samurai. Tumblr BTFO!

>>92171486
Why didn't the gf show up in the original series then?

>>92171486
Kudos to Genndy for being so honest but this sounds sad. Jack is literally his Gary Stu self-insert. Is Genndy married?

>>92171526
Not that anon but kids networks have bias against romance and female leads on boys shows and Genndy was already going too far with having an Asian male lead instead of a relatable suburban white kid

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>>92171389
>mfw enough salt to fill my water softener

>>92171389
>it was me /co/ samurai jack spam was tumblr all along

>>92171655
Please remove that heteronormative shitlord from this thread.

>>92171389
>born sexy yesterday
Was this even a problem for people before that video came out?

>>92171389
>ewwww heteros

Good thing faggots can't reproduce

>>92171545
Yes he is married he worked on the first season of SJ on his honey moon.

>>92171783

Oh, it was always a problem for them, but they just never wrote anything about it for until the video came out, which somehow managed to perfectly capture their thoughts and feelings on this matter that they totally had already thought about. Yeah, that's it.

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>>92171824
Gross

I'm bi and currently dating a guy and I don't give two fucks about the sexuality of cartoon characters

>>92171825
You know, I'd have a lot more respect for these people if they actually thought out some of this on their own instead of jumping on the latest sjw meme.

>>92171846
Fictional gay relationships are the closest most Tumblrites will get to an actual relationship. That's why they care.

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>>92171389
2016 was our year
2017... is also our year

EVERY YEAR IS OUR FUCKING YEAR

>>92171990
I hate winning this much!

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mr.G is an oldschool guy timblrinas may have ruined comic books but when it comes to organal shows such as samurai jack and rick and morty etc. they can all bite the dust cause the writers of those shows literally dont give a fuck. However southpark has fallen victim to them to expect from jews.

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>tumblr BTFO
>/pol/ BTFO the day after

The salt is sexy.

>>92171824
Jack eas a gay icon? The Johnny Bravo commercial was fun and I can enjoy some fanart, especially the awesome pic of Mad Max Jhonny and gangsterJack in a car, but there was never a hint Jack was gay and, a fucking gay icon? See >>92171486 Jack is Gendy's self-insert and he's straight. Murricans really have a problem with sexually active Asian males, see what they did to Sulu on Beyond. Not even George Takei liked it.

>>92172276
Anything popular is a gay icon now.

>>92171824
>i hate drawing men

>>92171389
Jesus, Tumblr is so fucking awful.

>Heterosexual nonsense

The way that nature works and the entire reason you exist is nonsense?

>Sentence long hashtags that don't make any sense.

Why? Why would you do this? Do you know how hashtags work? They're not cute little signature lines you use to end posts.

>>92171545
>Is Genndy married?

To Lauren Faust if I'm not mistaken.

>>92171389
these people praised Korra though which imo did it way worse

also Jack suffers the Cap deal Cap still gets amd pussy and hes like over 80

>>92171824
I'm pretty sure Jack has shown some interest in women before this, the Spring spirit and Fem-Aku for example. I know there's a buzzword (heteronormality) for this, but given the fact that only 1-3% of the population is gay/bi/a it's common sense to assume a character is straight until proven otherwise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOPTYqyNyDA
thanks to all the anon that posted screenshots

>>92171655
>All those Lando x Han shippers

I will never understand why people of the same gender can't be friends without people shipping them.

>>92172276
Jack is a 'gay icon' because gays apparently lusted after him for years. Don't blame this on American sexual ideas.

>>92172430
Just for the record, those aren't hashtags, just tags, Tumblr uses them differently

They still have shit opinion tho

>>92171389
I mean, Jashi does suck, but the only one of them who actually understand why is the one in the middle bottom.

Though that person also says "I hate to shipshame", which is dumb enough a concept on it's own, only to put in every tag for that ship so that everyone who is a fan stumbles upon it anyway to make it clear that they disapprove.

God, Tumblr's a mess.

>>92171469
>I don't like it so it's forced
k
>>92171423
Is that not what we do here

>>92171389
>Poison Ivy avatar
>sjw
Of course.

>>92172509
why must someone with a pathologic profile pick be an sjw?

>>92172494
Multiple cases.

-Cricket girl, who he even got a kiss from. This was a fond childhood memory to him.

-Ikra, who he was beginning to flirt with, and whose double-cross clearly hurt Jack.

-Josephine, whose ass Jack surreptitiously checks out, and who he spends several minutes desperately trying not to stare at when she flirts with him to try and get his guard down.

Never once did Jack show even the remotest hint of sexual or romantic interest in a male, though, and he's been around quite a few of those. Even in the CN bumper that people enjoyed so much, it seems more like Johnny is interested than Jack.

>>92172509
>ugh that kiss reminded me of my empty love life

Ashi is the last portal

>>92172568
HOORAY MORE SHOTA ART

>>92171846
>bifags
Fucking breeder faggot. I suck huge cock and I'm fine with Jack being straight, because I never assumed him to be anything else.

>>92172581
>Is that not what we do here
No you fucking newfag. If we're going to start threads using social media shit, at the very least it should have some fucking traction to it, not posts from people who can count the amount of followers they have on both nostrils.

>>92172542
>Just for the record, those aren't hashtags, just tags, Tumblr uses them differently

Could you explain how for me?

>>92172512
>Jack is a 'gay icon' because gays apparently lusted after him for years.

Oh wow. Does that mean that Ellen Paige is a straight icon because I want to fuck her?

>>92172608
Faggots are mistaking "battle buddy" with "butt buddy" again.

>>92172579
The rushed part or the "75" part? Because characters whose age are magically tampered with get a free-pass on the whole "age difference in relationships" thing. It's like Marco from SvE, actually caring about the years of existence over physical and emotional age just makes it so the character can't fall in love with anyone without making it "wrong"
>>92172608
Johnny and Jack have a bromance, different thing.

>>92172655
Hey, don't expect me to explain the logic of fanboy lust.

>>92171846
>I'm bi

No, you are "I take what I can get"

>>92172655
>Could you explain how for me?

They basically just write some extra thoughts there

>>92172654
I meant that we come to /co/ to laugh at literally whos, like yourself.

But you're clearly filled with pride (from nowhere) that the thought never crossed your mind, did it?

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Post yfw next weeks episode opens with Jack and Ashi cuddling after obviously just having had sex.
>foreground: tumblr
>background: me

>>92172707
That's pansexual

>>92172707
a little column a, a little column b

>>92171824
>gay icon
It's like they didn't even watch SJ.

>>92172223
>I for one welcome more durka durkas ruining my country
Europe is a lost cause I swear

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>>92172745
>episode fucking 9 of a 10 episode series
>they spend 5 minutes on bed talk between jack and ashi

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pay respects to the fallen
their asses will never recover from such blasting

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>>92171389
y'know I genuinely would have been fine with this ship, I knew there was a chance there was gonna happened and I honestly was expecting it, I'm even okay with them being awkward around eachother, but the stupid music that was playing while it was happening is what made everything feel a little forced to me.

>>92172707
don't hate if you can't relate.

>>92172793
I loved the music.

It was the perfect finishing touch to a hilarious episode.

It also felt like they were actively rubbing salt in the wounds of the anti-shippers.

>>92171813
It's also good for them that sexuality isn't a choice

I wouldn't have to accept them otherwise

>>92172793
... dean martin made a fun albeit awkward episode into one of the funniest scenes i've seen in a couple years desu

I just want Jack to be happy for once in like 70+ years. Is that really too much to ask for?

>>92172793
Yeah, I'm not one of those "REEEEEEEEEEEEE SEASON 5" fags, but I feel like the music is a little much

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>>92172786
S

>>92172746

leave Pan alone or Gohan will kick your ass.

>>92172793
You better fucking take that back.

>>92172746

Pansexual assumes there are more than two genders.

Which there aren't.

>>92172969
I always thought Pansexuals like Transsexuals and Bi's don't

>>92172842
>>92172894
Well if it being funny was what they were going for I guess it isn't that bad.

>>92172947
It just felt like hammering the point across too much, anon, I don't know what to tell you.

The season's biggest flaw is its length. Everything people have been complaining about would be fine if they had even two or three more episodes to work with.

Because they only have ten, though, everything has to be done at a ridiculous breakneck pace, ruining the pacing and making it feel rushed.

>>92173005
Transexuals identify themselves as male or female, right?

Pansexual is a term created because pretentious bis didn't want to be associated with college sluts.

>>92172786
>not a single namefag in the bunch
How are we supposed to identify them to rub it in?

>>92173005

"Bisexual" is a phase that girls go through around their teenage/college years to piss off daddy.

"Pansexual" is shorthand for "so desperate they'll take anything they can get as long as it has a warm wet hole somewhere."

>>92173143
At least we got an Avatarfag in the process

>>92173078
Idk, I'm Bi and I don't want none of that surgical shit.

>>92171824
Where the hell do these people even get these ideas from? Jack has been straight for literally his whole existence, and Ashi has had absolutely no sexual anything at all.

>>92172223

What happened to /pol/?

>>92172506
It's easy, those people you mentioned are so emotionally stunted they can't fathom a non-romantic bond between two people.
It's like that Whomp strip, only serious.

>>92173215
I'm bi and wouldn't mind pre-op either way.

>>92173219
Macaronni won the french election.

>>92173215
I'm straight but I'd be okay with rubbing my snugglepuss on a transman as long as he has no tiddies and is cute.

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>>92173215
>>92173251
I'm straight, and if at any point it had a penis attached to its body, artifical or natural, then I will never touch it.

>>92171389
Someone needs to redo the "hetero lenses" post Bryke made during the finale for korra. But instead its written by Gendy and tell people to get rid of their homo lenses.

>>92171824
>Ashi = lesbian
>Jack = Gay
[citation fucking needed]

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>>92171990
All this salt is going to crash the salt market, and we are gonna be rich with keks!

>>92173377
That's what they self-identify as in my headcanon. Stop being a shitlord.

>>92173377
Your opinion is the correct one if you believe in it hard enough.

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>>92172773
>>I for one welcome more durka durkas ruining my country
>Europe is a lost cause I swear

Stay ass blasted, you're puppet didn't win the election

>>92172695
>Johnny and Jack have a bromance, different thing.
Bromance where? Do Johnny and Jack even KNOW each other? Did I miss a crossover episode or something?

>>92173506
We're talking about that one CN bumper that had Jack and Johnny at a laundry mat

>>92172502
>that one long post about jack being too old for ashi
These are the same fucks who made the twilight series popular.

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>>92172745

>>92172887
You don't "have" to accept them, dude.

>>92172745
Next episode is rated tv-14 v so probably not

>>92173502
Wait, what? What happened?

>>92172509
>there are some people who are still unsatisfied with Ashi's redemption arc
What the fuck was wrong with THAT? It made perfect sense.

>>92173821
>young sounding name
?

>>92173502

So what exactly happen led today I work all weekend long and I barely pay attention to world news

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>>92173821

>>92172724
That's retarded.

>>92172745
>>92172745
Next episode is rated tv-14 v so probably not

>>92173821
Are these people serious? She's clearly an adult.

Wow…these are the same people who liked SU.
Completely fine with Rose/Greg.

Really makes you think.

Spoiled privileged children.

If we had a world war these people would be fucked.

>>92173849

so if they had named her "Ethel" they would have been OK with it?

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>>92171389
>daughterfags thought Jack would be Ashi's daddy because they projected their daddy issues
>robots thought Jack would be a wizard forever because they projected their own betaness
>both ignored the constant foreshadowing and buildup
Genndy literally made his dream a reality and in doing so shattered thousands of asses.

>>92172430
>They're not cute little signature lines you use to end posts
In tumblr they are though, people use hashtags both to tag posts but also to add personal commentary that they don't want to start traveling from blog to blog with the post through reblogs. Some people write really long-ass hashtags full of rants or personal opinions or in-jokes.

Hashtags work differently on tumblr

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>>92173821
>>92173878
>>92173918
I get to feeling these are the sort of people you see around here screaming "BAN PEDO HOUSE!!" and shit.

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>>92173821
>Ashi
>looking like a 'child'

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I'm going to sleep, can you guys update this?

>>92173821
>pedophilia trigger warning
>young sounding name
Oh tumblr

>>92174094
I know exactly who you're talking about, but he'll ban you if you say his name.

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I thought /co/ was cherrypicking the posts so I decided to go to tumblr and the first thing I stumble upon is this.

>>92174189
Is the first part of his name a color, and the second part a porous and fibrous structural tissue found in the stems and roots of trees?

>>92172465
No, that's Craig McCracken

>tumblr BTFO
>/r9k/ BTFO
Genndy is a good man.

>>92173768
>>92173854
Le Pen lost, apparently.

>>92174125
anon, tumblrfags like old people have a weird idea that everyone especially women under the age of 35 are toddlers

>>92171545
Yes. He has a wife and kids. Whenever they interact with one another on camera you can tell what a loving family they are. Wife describes him as "superman" in an interview. The guy knows his shit when it comes to romance.

>>92172465
Thats Craig McCracken

>>92174248
No. It's the name of a video game franchise (as well as the monster for which it is named) minus the first two letters.

>>92173899
Just because you're not familiar with something or are used to doing things differently doesn't mean it's "wrong", dude

>>92173005
Pansexuals originally meant "fuck everything". Including children and animals or whatnot. Then they "corrected it" into a more politically correct thing, by including weird trans"things".
"Pan" means everything. So you still know the origin by going after that.

>>92173215
I'm pan and I don't mind, as long as there's a hole and a mouth somewhere

I always thought the difference between bi and pan is that bi people still go after a certain type of people ad pan people want to leave all their options open

>>92171846
So you are in a heterosexual relationship?

>>92174324
So pansexuals are the sluttier hipsterer version of bisexuals?

>>92172494
>Straight until proven otherwise

This should be a rule of thumb from now on.

>>92174387
they're definitely snowflakier

>tumblrites see a grown woman character
>decide she's too "childlike"
>decide for everyone else she doesn't have any agency
>she chooses to have consensual sexual relations
>tumblrites decide her consenting relationship between two grown adults disgusts and personally offends them because "muh pedophilia"
>ultimately degrade this grown woman character into a child/object they think needs protecting

Now, I hate to sound all "muh soggy knees" feminist, but, this is actually pretty damn misogynistic here. Just because a character has tits doesn't mean they can't be allowed to go fuck whoever they feel like. I know sjws are constantly committing hypocrisies and contradicting themselves, so it really shouldn't come as a surprise, but their retardation still baffles me sometimes.

>searching this shit out

>>92173821
Wasn't Ashi trained for 20 years?

>>92171423
First answer best answer

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>>92173802
>has a P5 protagonist as avatar
>game only lets you date girls

>>92173821
She surrendered to Jack's masculinity and embraced heterosexuality and her appropriate role as a woman of course like all girls are supposed to do

Has Shaggyfag appeared yet?

>>92173878
>genendydyyeny tarovoksksi
>this from the "don't make fun of the black names" brigade
what did they mean by this?

>>92173821
Bitch, I'm 27, can still hear that shit and have a name ending with the hard e.

This does not make people children.

>>92174487
I think it's just that tumblr likes to hide their shipping dislikes behind "noble" causes, trying to pretend that it's not that they just don't like the ship and are salty about it because they were hoping for a different outcome. Nonono, it's because the ship is PROBLEMATIC and thus OBJECTIVELY BAD and liking it is a bad thing and you shouldn't do it.

So they're used to trying to invent up problematic shit about ships they happen to dislike. Is there any age difference and is one of them under 21? Pedophilia! Are both characters white or kinda white and would there be a darker character around either one could be shipped with instead? Racist! Is it a her pairing? Homophobic or heteronormative ugh you're erasing representation! Is there conflict, is either one morally grey? You're romanticizing abuse this triggers ne think of the survivors!

And so on. They're just trying to boost their argument of "stop liking what I don't like" with serious reasons

>>92174849
Possibly they don't want the post to show up if someone searches the name. That's usually the logic behind twisting names or phrases that could be tags

>>92171389
wtf i love jack now

>>92174824
He committed seppuku.

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>>92174930

>>92175011
It's sudoku

>>92173821
>young sounding name

I don't get it. When I get old is my name going to have to be changed to Gertrude or something?

>>92175125
>I don't get it. When I get old is my name going to have to be changed to Gertrude or something?
well it's tumblr after all

>>92174930
I want to add to this that at times, Jack is even more awkward and immature than Ashi. Ashi has her clothes ripped off and doesn't even give a fuck that Jack sees her nude, while Jack gets all flustered. Even if the roles were reversed, with Jack's underwear stripped, I think it would still go much the same way: with Jack all embarrassed and distracted by it and Ashi still appropriately more concerned with not being consumed by poisonous leeches, like any adult i the situation should be.

>>92171545
Genndy to his wife:
>The work of my life is my power fantasy with mai waifu, not you.
Really smooth. Divorce after he cashes in the season 5 money.

ITT: Jackshill cherrypicking

>>92172568
>congrats on the sex
kek

>>92171389
>It was revealed ashi was naked all this time.
>This episode
>"WHY DOESN'T SHE CARE IF SHES NAKED!"

>>92172793
Don't bring Mami into your dumb shipping arguments

>>92172793
>but the stupid music
Kill yourself.

>>92174024
Well, in a way he is her daddy now.

>>92175330
It's not even that she cared she was naked, it's that she knew that wasn't the time to be bothered by it.

>>92172745
The guy behind you is having a stroke. Help him

Sjw
samurai jack warrior

>>92175968
Neat

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Props to whoever made this

>>92175731
>>92175588
>daddy issues meme
FUCK OFF REEEEEEE

I haven't watched this series, but I remember the original; if they think Jay and Ashi were one or both gay, who were they gay with in that opinion?

Was there any "They glanced at each other" ships they claimed they were in or is it just "They're gay because I am."

>>92174221

What are the chances the poster is heterosexual complaining about shit homosexuals don't watch?

https://twitter.com/ChuckleBeats/status/861184138451320832?s=09

The tears are salty and delicious

>>92171389
The middle one is a Jonathon Macintosh created phrase in case anyone wanted to know where they're getting shit from.

>>92171389

How gay you have to be to hate that jack is finally happy and found a meaning for his life? fucking gay people and shithead feminists.
I really miss this whole value of a traditional love and family thing, these new generation of hipsters trying to make cartoon and forcing their gay and minority meme agenda is fucking obnoxious now.

Bravo genndy

>>92174024
Knowing it's coming doesn't make it a good idea.

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>>92173502

>Anyone who says that gay pairings are forced is a homophobe! Accept their love you shitlords its' 2017!!

>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IS THIS A HETEROSEXUAL SHIP BEING CANON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I don't understand

>>92171846
such a special snowflake aaww!

>>92173774
It was way too fucking convenient.

>Ashi has spent her entire life being brainwashed and indoctrinated with the belief that Aku is good and Samurai Jack is evil
>Jack manages to deprogram her in a couple of days
>Ashi is suddenly good, nice, and in love with Jack despite never being raised with love and not even being able to comprehend the very concept of it

Bad writing.

>>92172707
why are faggots so toxic?
he takes the best of two worlds

>>92176171
>Mfw I accidentally portamanteau-ed Jack and Gay.

>>92176036
Anon, you never had a girl call you daddy at least once?

>>92172773
>Using a term from an ironic movie from the Bush years to make a point

/pol/'s brain must be the size of a fucking raisin, I swear.

>>92176489
Remember they have only one season and unfortunately they have to rush it.

>>92175588
lol

>>92176566
yes, she was my daughter

I haven't watched the the new series, but I was under the impression that it was fairly progressive, that it had some moments where it pandered to the tumblrish audience.

>>92176171
Jack is an athletic man that spends about half the show running around in his underwear and Ashi comes from an Amazon brigade.

That's pretty much all they're pulling from.

>>92176620
Yeah, it definitely feels a tad rushed.

I'm not even surprised or even that upset over the pairing but I do feel like the writing isn't as strong as it could be. It just feels so weird to have Jack just suddenly get his sword back and revert back to the way he was in previous seasons, in every way, clean-shaven, kimino, and all, just after a bit of meditation. I feel like he should still have the beard and long-hair, at least. I miss crazy hobo Jack already.

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>>92172223
>mfw more dead frogs on the horizon
The past 24 hours can't get any better.

>>92176697
Not really.

>>92176740
>frogs are going to be banned from 4chan in a few weeks
best timeline, can't wait for those cunts to be gone

So how long is it going to take for /co/ to get off their high and realize they were fed shit?

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>There are people with heterophobia in this world

No one complained when Scaramouche called someone a talking penis?

>>92176489
>>Ashi has spent her entire life being brainwashed and indoctrinated with the belief that Aku is good and Samurai Jack is evil
She also was the only one of the 7 who the bran washing didn't work so well on, in fact, her fighting prowess was at its best when she was against her instructors, almost as if deep down she hated and resented them
>>Jack manages to deprogram her in a couple of days
Yep, refusing to kill her or leave her alone in the stomach of a monster to die has that effect, and it's because of her memory of the matriarch killing the lady bug vs Jack welcoming it and setting it free that broke through to her
>>Ashi is suddenly good, nice, and in love with Jack despite never being raised with love and not even being able to comprehend the very concept of it
This was of course after she spend possibly weeks hunting down Jack, encountering all the people he had helped and hearing their stories about him being a hero and an inspiration to the world that aku had corrupted.
>Bad writing.
Naw, bad writing would have been when Jack said that Aku was evil then Ashi would have accepted it and started making out with him right then and there, what we got was Ashi refusing to believe him and sticking to a belief that she had known from childhood to be wrong to questioning that belief and traveling the land in order to understand the truth for herself.

This is very basic stuff and pretty obvious too, I bet you're one of the fools who thought Black Window and Hulk truly did love each other in Age of Ultron, and couldn't understand that Window was actually Hulk's handler

>>92171389
And reddit loves it

What now? Where does /co/ look to gauge what's good and what's not?

HOURS AGO, IN A LATE-NIGHT BLOCK,

I, GENNDY, RELEASED A STRAIGHT CANON SHIP!

BUT A FOOLISH BLOGGING WEBSITE, WIELDING A MASS OPINION, STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME.

>fight, fight, fight

BEFORE THE FINAL POST WAS SENT, I TWOAH OPEN A PORTAL IN LIFE, WHERE MY CANON IS LAW!

NOW, THE SITE SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE FICTION.

AND FORGET ABOUT THE SHIP THAT IS JASHI!

>>92177018
WATCHA!

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>>92173821
It has less to do with her name and more to do with the fact that she literally knew nothing about the world outside of her purpose and the fact that previous episodes threw in father-daughter undertones alone with the romantic hints (such as Jack telling her that tale about the Stars, which parallels with the Momotaro tale that Jack told to the baby from the old season.) S

Overall, it's looking more and more obvious that Ashi should've never happened to begin with, because the show literally went downhill after episode 4 - shortly after Ashi was introduced as a focal character.

>>92177177
please stop pretending to be 4chan, tumblr

>>92176578
Don't be surprised. They use a term from a movie in which a black Man gives a white man a "red pill" to wake him up as a metaphor for their own racist indoctrination. They're constantly misinterpreting media to fit their own narrative.

>>92177293
Pretty much this exactly. Turbo virgins on tumblr AND 4chan can't handle a fictional character finding happiness in another human being because they can't relate with that.

Its like all those daughterfags that got assblown because they tried to paint Jack as some type of father figure because their father was absent from their own lives.

>>92176566
girls who like calling their partners daddy are the epitome of degenerates

>>92177419
And thank God for that!

>>92177385
Or maybe, pay attention here, just MAYBE the romance was just... poorly done?

Honestly, stop basing your opinions on what Tumblr likes and dislikes.

>>92177281
Nitpicking over the origins of slang used is a total non-argument on the same level as nitpicking over typos.

>>92177482
In what way was it poorly done?

>>92176697
That wouldn't make it a bad show anyway.

>>92177548
>>>/pol/
My point wasn't to start an argument. It was to deride you for your stupidity.

>>92177667
It was rushed, clunky, and felt like it was a fanfic written by a 13 year old. There was nothing good about it, yet all of you are pretending because Tumblr got triggered by it.

>>92176769
GIve it two decades. Then we'll have no more Frogs.

Just Arabian-Europeans.

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>>92171824
>very bad at drawing humans
>hate drawing men

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Where's the outrage over THIS age gap?

>>92177725
>>>/tumblr/

>>92172771
Maybe they projected something that wasn't there onto Jack and the scotsman's friendship.

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>>92171842
>BLEASE

>>92177758
Not that anon bit I disagree, see >>92176957

>>92177758
How was it "rushed" or "clunky"?

>>92173377
They really, really, really wanted Ashi and one of the Scotsmans THICC daughters to pair up.

Like, it took over the samurai jack tag for a week.

>>92171486
How dare someone put whatever they want in what they make.

>>92177800
>if you don't like literal Nazis derailing threads with references to jokes they didn't understand, you're Tumblr
Why are you even still here?

>>92171423
/thread

>>92177908
>literal nazis derailing threads
Sounds like you're projecting.

>>92171423
You mean going to tumblr to laugh at literally you.

>>92177789
Silly anon, it's a woman!

>>92177789
Misplaced onto shipping Steven with literally any gem.

>>92177789
Its older woman/femalenoid/young man. Totally cool.

>>92171842
>gay father
what does him being gay add to him as a paternal figure? These people have the WORST hot takes possible. Jeepers.

>>92177691
I'm not saying that, but it'd be typical for someone to try to draw in the tumblr audience only for tumblr to find the smallest thing to rage over and hate it.

>>92172581
If you're more interested in circlejerking about those darn other sites, you should probably go to /b/.

>>92178250
Sounds like the case for most cartoons since 2012.

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>>92174930
This needs to be plastered everywhere. They're both awkward dinks.

>>92177867
I just want more of the daughters. They were fucking hot as shit.

>>92178385
This

>>92177991
>If you don't like Nazis then yuooo are the Nazis!
For someone who started by calling me out with "not an argument" you putting up a lot of non-arguments.

>>92178371
>that gif
what the fuck?

>>92178371
This is the most fucking hilarious gif I have seen in a while. Source and context?

>>92171389
Times Jack has clearly been straight in the past:
>As a child, gets kissed by a little girl and gets flustered
>Gets flustered when an attractive woman hits on him and waves her ass in front of him
>Gets mind controlled by the sirens who can mind control people who think they're attractive (which is why the Scotsman, who only finds hideous Celtic women attractive, is immune)
>Clearly makes eyes at Ikra
>In the non-canon comics, falls in love with a woman (who also turns out to be Aku, but he doesn't know it at the time)
>Never shows any interest in men whatsoever, I don't know where tumblr got that
I don't know why people were surprised by this.

>>92178578
Because Tumblr (like the majority of 4chan) doesn't know what they're talking about.

>>92178491
Forget the blame game and let's just get down to the truth here. You're assblasted over discussions heading in a manner that goes against your agenda , but you don't have any arguments to back up your ideology and you know it, so you just take cheap potshots like pointing out that "redpill" comes from a movie made by trannies.

>>92178545
>>92178551

it's supposed to be a Kudo match but it's fake as fuck

>>92177482
>poorly done

Oh sorry you wanted it to take up more episodes in this 10 ep season? Ah sweet that means instead of Jack facing Aku we can have more episodes dedicated to Jack being awkward around Ashi.

>>92178730
>but it's fake as fuck
?

>>92178491
>>92178684
The both of you are retards who can fuck off, because nobody cares here. Take this shit somewhere else.

>>92174487
Exactly. She is a grown woman.
She travelled the land alone to find Jack again, followed him to the ends of the earth, faced down an army and her own mother to protect Jack when he was vulnerable. They braved all kinds of monsters together and had each other's backs while they shied away from one another. And after all that time alone, all those adventures braved, those foes slain, you want to tell me it's somehow inappropriate that they fuck like normal adults, too?
Jesus, the woman would kill at a moment's notice, fight for a day and a night and somehow she can't tell if she likes the Samurai?

>>92171389

>I DEMAND YOU ACCEPT MY LIFESTYLE BUT I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOURS

>>92178128
This

Bitches are hypocritical as fuck.

>i-it's ok when women do it!

>>92178833
there's literally a film crew on the mat with them

>>92178730
>>92178833
https://youtu.be/MTeHaYnyVm0
>it's a scene for a Belgian comedy movie called "safety first"

There's a fucking camera crew in the gif, geniuses.

>>92177867
Didn't they think his daughters were "problematic" because they were too sexualized?

Fucking philistines.

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>>92178911
Do you always get this mad when someone says you're just as stupid as someone you don't like?

Anyways I am absolutely loving the amount of salt 4chan & tumblr is producing right now. Made the entire episode that much better, desu.

>>92175231
Easy to say. He has underwear.

>>92178999
I'm glad the salty cunts are getting less attention than the people with actually rational opinions.

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"Good, good. Let the salt flow through you."

>>92178930
>>92178923
>there's literally a film crew on the mat with them
I just thought they were just some sport reporter filming the competition.
>>92178930
>https://youtu.be/MTeHaYnyVm0 [Embed]
>>it's a scene for a Belgian comedy movie called "safety first"
Thanks.

>>92176489
You don't understand, Ashi and the other sisters always thought they were good, and that their actions would help the world. They were taught that Aku was the ultimate good in the world, and killing jack was a good thing. They literally were not indoctrinated to be evil but rather good, just with a misguided view of what good is. Ashi never went from evil intentioned to good intentioned, she went from being misguided to seeing the truth.

>>92179004
>heh, why are you nerds getting mad at forced romance, huh?

>>92179065
And now you're referencing reddit. Maybe you should take a break from the internet good sir, because being this triggered isn't healthy.

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>>92172512
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a gay icon too. Gays are into hypermuscular men and Arnold posed for magazines made and consumed by gay males before becoming a movie star, not including movies like Predator and fucking Commando, but gays didn't complain when Arnold made family movies like Jingle all the way.

>>92172512
I thought Tumblr was mostly females though.

>>92178908
I hate the "but he's 70 years old" complaint because it's pretty obvious the guy has been stagnating for 50 years.

Also Ashi says she blames her mother for her sisters dying, not Jack. He literally gave them the option to leave, they didn't so he killed them in self-defense. Ashi's not retarded.

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>>92177385

This is the opposite for me. I have no gf and im a kissed virgin but jack getting ashi only strengthens my resolve to get a gf

>>92179124
>forced romance

Mate, this has been building for the last few episodes. Or did you miss the clues the Jashifags have been pointing out before this episode?

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I've been getting off to exclusively masculine buff men for 12+ years and I don't understand what's wrong with all these fucking people. Jack's finally got someone in this world to function as an emotional pillar that isn't Aku in disguise. It was cute and heart warming. The only thing that would make it better is at the start of the next episode when Jack and Aishi are laying next to each other he asks her that she's not going to turn into Aku now is she?

>>92174753
That little incovenient has never stopped fujos.

>>92178578
>hideous Celtic women
Kill yourself

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>>92179281
Because the fact that straight people even exist offends those faggots.

It's really ironic considering all of the "gay acceptance" shit they've pushed the last few years, yet can't accept hetero people.

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>>92175234
Sounds awfully like Naruto. They say Kishi got in problem with his wife after Naruto ended because he worked too much and all that shit but apparently Sakura was based on her. Inb4 Hinata is his wife, that's revisionistic bullshit from an interview for The Last

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Jack:
>Shaved
>Took a shower
>Got a clue
>Almost instantly got pussy
Is gennedy trying to tell the neckbeards something?

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>>92178921
Yeah, because modern women are bitter feminazis that will never support a young girl in love with an ageless man. Bitches and whores, feminism ruined the western world. Oh wait...

Has anyone made the new image with the three guys for this episode yet?

If she had been called "Methuselah" and looked 80+ years old it would be fine

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>>92179195
Tumblr girls are basically pic related

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>>92174156
Their attitude towards heterosexuality is eerily similar to attitudes towards homosexuality I have seen a lot of on this website. Almost word for fucking word.

>so now the heterosexuals have ruined [thing I liked]
>I'm cool with [ship], I guess, I mean they're happy and genuinely like each other but it's just.... I don't want the hetero shit and honestly I'm still uncomfortable with it and I don't like it personally...come on it's [current year] get with [my group]
>BUT GODDAMNED HETEROSEXUALS!

Really activates those almonds.

>>92177867
Jack should have fucked Flora.

>>92179502
That just shows how even more hypocritcal they are.

Why is Twilight ok when SJ isn't?

>>92179620
How new are you nigger?

There are a shitload of gay threads on this site.

People eat that shit up like candy.

>>92179682
Traps ain't gay bro

Who is more attractive: normal Jack, or Punished Jack?

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>>92179740
You're a funny guy.

>>92179682
I know that, I didn't say that every single person here is like that. It's common but not everywhere.

>>92179561
... why?

Also, this shit reminded me of Princess Clara.

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>>92179746
s1-4 normal>punished>season5normal

>>92178891
I love how these degenerates think their mental illness needs to be considered the norm nowadays.

I don't see BDSM enthusiasts or scat fetishists demanding acceptance now do I?

>>92179405
He must have never had any chemistry with her because literally the only positive interaction he had with anyone was naruto before he became an edgelord supreme than after. God that was a terrible waste of time keeping up with it.

>>92172506
You mean like all the five retards on tumblr that are actually devoted to identity politics and SJWism?
Most fujoshits, who are typically racist, would rather Han be fucking Luke, than some nigger (there words, not mine).

>>92179814
They're mostly straight college girls that proclaim to be "pansexuals" and speak in name of sexual minorities and race minorities only because they took a class on college. The social justice thing is more an excuse to act holier than thou.

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>>92179746
Punished jack. A loose bun with a trimmed beard would skyrocket that motherfucker to poontown

>>92179855
BDSM enthusiast here, all we demand is not to be associated with turds like 50 shades. That thing is an abomination.

>>92172654
>No you fucking newfag
/a/ had benn laughing at Gaia for eons before you attempted to open up a PC, so stfu, heck even /b/ had ebaums's world to laugh at

>>92177779
they just draw non human shit dud

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If anyone made an argument It's disturbing dating someone that killed what basically amounts to your sisters (even if they instigated it) and that is weird, cool. I could understand that critique. I mean even if I had it coming and I understood they were acting in self defense and to some degree I forgave someone for killing my family, I don't think I could be comfortable enough with them to date.

But most of these complaints amount to: Kill a handful of young women, fine. Date one young woman, disgusting.

>>92180002
Based

>>92179620
Yep. Despite both sites having normal, well functioning people, 4chan & tumblr have a lot of users that are just two sides of the same, shit coin.

>Jack spends basically the entire show naked save for a loincloth
>but Ashi stripping down in a similar manner is BADWRONG
explain

>>92180043
Seriously, why didn't more people bitch about Jack killing all of those grills without breaking much of a sweat?

But Tumblr can't into logic as usual.

>>92171389
muh tumblr boogeyman

reminds me of early grade school during that boy vs. girl phase everyone had

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>>92179482
He was still the Jannetty though.

>>92180067
Well you see, ah, men and women are different and uh-uh-PRIVATE THINGS ARE PERSONAL!

>>92173821
>it's wrong for men to jerk off to a 16 year old girl getting boned by a dude that looks in his early 20's

Funny coming from them.
Isn't that same person that wanted Weisman to make Bart and Jaime fucking?

>>92177789
I was actually okay with that because they actually talk about it in the series and they're all aliens anyway and they don't appear to age mentally. They seem to be fucking stagnant as fuck. Greg also tends to act older and isn't really naive

Jack, on the other hand, feels weird because he's a human and mentally older. Also, Ashi feels really young since she's so naive about everything even though she's probably 18 or early 20s so it has that Twilight vibe to me.

>>92180067
But it isn't wrong. Female nudity shouldn't be villified just because American society is more prudish than the rest of the world. Nudity can be put to use as a means of humor.

>>92180116
Personally, I just find it funny that everyone's so hung up on tumblr's reaction, as if there wasn't a huge number of autists here cry about Jashi.

>>92180067
As>>92180095
explained, shitlord, women have to keep fighting for equality for as long as you don't understand that treating men and women the same is not fair.

>>92179746
Punished Jack literally made me become attracted to him. Right when he went back to happy, barefaced Jack, my brain short circuited and reverted back to normal

>>92180133
BBSSWTS

>>92180230
>as if there wasn't a huge number of autists here cry about Jashi.

I honestly wonder where they are at?
Are they on /r9k/ right now?
I came here for their reaction, I mean I like the tumblr blow out, but we need their autistic rage to complete this shit story.

>>92171846
jeez why the fuck are people so fucking toxic towards bisexuals

>>92173821
its a rare reverse "the loli is really 40" argument

>>92180056
Trust me only girls (or girls in women's bodies) who want pseudovampire fantasies care for that shit. People into bdsm know it's shit and has nothing to do with how bdsm actually works.

Sejic with sunstone is a much better source.

>>92180289
They're still here. They just got shat on so now they're quiet.

>I came here for their reaction, I mean I like the tumblr blow out, but we need their autistic rage to complete this shit story.
check the archives

>>92180303
Because gays think bi people don't exist.

"hurr hurr you're breeder scum!"

Really ironic.

>>92180289
Check the Jack thread from when the episode first aired. There's even a little compilation vid on YT showing the meltdowns from 4chan & tumblr.

>>92171389
>heterosexual nonsense

>>92179561
I'm that black guy. Just wondering what the hell and why I even come here.

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>>92180326
sunstone is that good shit. wish they talked about aftercare, though.

>>92180344
it's not ironic it's literally just the usual "us vs them" mentality. happens in jails. Happens on this site. Happens everywhere.

>>92173991
>If we had a world war these people would be fucked.
anon, everyone would be fucked

>>92171469
It felt a touch rushed, not forced.

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>dude they accidently tiuch their hands xD
>and her clothes get rippped off!!!!!
>thehy they kill a monstyer and it's sexy and they HAVE SEGS!!!!!!!!!!!

How did a series that was mostly pretty damn unique overall have an episode this cliched? The absolute state of Genndy right now.

Zone flash when?

>>92180389
congrats for being a black teen

People are apparently mad because this is "heteronormative". Yeah it's got two straight people hooking up, it's not like they said "being gay sucks lol" before they did it. Also people are mad because of the age difference, which with Jack being eternally young doesn't even matter. Some other people are mad because they wanted a platonic relationship based on respect and whatever, hey they can respect each other as colleagues and still bone you know. What's so bad about simple, old fashioned romance?

>>92172471
>seventies music
Well I've been triggered.

>>92180545
>HOW DARE THESE TYPICAL ROMANCE STIMULATING SCENARIOS STIMULATE A ROMANCE

Cry more

>>92180410
You can always ask sejic in the comments if he plans to, though I think he had a few mentions here and there. Still, I agree, a more detailed page on its importance both for the sub and dom would be nice.

Nana to Kaoru did great with showing aftercare, but that manga really disappointed me with THAT arc.

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>>92173821
>young sounding name
I'm unironically asking, just what did she mean by this?

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>>92180545
>How did a series that was mostly pretty damn unique overall have an episode this cliched?
this entire episode is one big sexual innuendo that gets more and more intense as the ep goes on

the kiss is them cuddling in bed afterwards

ask your girlfriend for more reference

>>92177281
Said movie was also directed by two transgender women, if that counts for anything.

>>92180651
I'd say I wish I had a bunch of big buff Tigerman to fuck mewhile their shirts spelled out shit for me but their voices were too grating.

>>92180593
not that anon but it's the fact that it's typical that's annoying. I would have enjoyed it better if it wasn't so cliched. I've seen the "w-we touched hands??!!!" scene and all the others so often its become annoying.

>>92180620
I never even read into Nana to Kaoru that far. What arc are we talking about it.

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>>92180651
>ask your girlfriend for more reference

Korra
>Essays about how it wasn't a forced pairing and that straight people need to deal with it.

Steven Universe Ruby and Sapphire kiss
>Essays that it wasn't over the top cringe for a kids show and straight people need to deal with it.

Jack Ashi
>Autistic screeching that straight people get everything and ruined "their" show, with a forced pairing.

How did Tumblr get interested in a "traditional" show that predates their very existence again? Shouldn't they be freaking out at the lack of consistent subversion of healthy humans or something?

>>92177548
A board that literally needs a sticky reminding it of argumentative fallacies probably shouldn't be deriding others for using them.

>>92180706
It's only annoying if you've never experienced it yourself, only seen it through the lens of TV and movie.

For me it made me laugh because I knew they were on the train straight to bone town

What is Aku's endgame after the Samurai is dead, again?

>>92180717
But the Ruby and Sapphire subplot was actually well done. What are you talking about?

>>92180303
LGBT despise each other letter and some LGB want to remove the T.

>>92180776
spread his chaos across the universe unchecked forever.

YFW you find out Jack is nailing Akus daughter

>>92180303
because they're not them and that makes them scared and angry

>>92180837
LGBT wants to unite all those people for the sake of politics, but really gays and lesbians have 0 reason to interact with each other ever.