Voltron: Legendary Defender

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What does he keep in his pouches?

>>92167385
>our Lord and Defender

LD Voltron sucks though. He's the biggest jobber, Voltron's ever been. He's more useful as the individual Lions

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>>92167631
>he wants the protagonists to start at full power rather than growing in ability as the show progresses

>>92167631
> He's more useful as the individual Lions

Full powers not yet unlocked.

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>>92167595
Chick tracts, pocket Bibles, anti-abortion pamphlets.

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Gotta love the...uh...mice...

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>Allura dressed like a Nun

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>>92167797
He's a good boy.

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>>92167864
>Space Mother Superior xD
Saving herself for the LORD

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>>92167856
I knew I shouldn't have taken a nap.

>>92167864
Wonder why we haven't seen art of Allura as a Sister of Battle yet.

>>92167385
Damn, you got md right in the nun fetish

>>92168365
Sendak doesn't buy into Shiro being a priest, not after everything he's done.

>>92171864
SHIRO IS REFORMED.

>>92172050
Shiro will never ever be pure

>>92172138
He's a born again virgin. He saw the light.

>>92171864
Sendak is smart. He knows it's a bunch of shit.

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Hello fellow moralfags, care to sign my terrible petition?

>>92172667
>I will listen and try to get dreamworks to make that person Shiro 2.0

Looks like we've got a real animation industry mover and shaker here.

>>92172667
It just flabbergasts me that they continue to shit all over the most benign of the highly visible VAs. Josh just posts cute things, and rarely posts an opinion. Poor guy doesn't deserve this shit.

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>>92167595
>lewd pictures of Keith and Slav
>cigarettes
>lube
>a holy bible (hollowed out)
>lunch

>>92172667
WHY?

>>92172741
Keilav is endgame.

>>92172750
>>92172740
He ships Sheith, the literal monster.

>>92172769
He doesn't even ship Sheith really. He sounds like he just likes people shipping Shiro. I'd be the same way as a VA, more shippers means more fans.

>>92172840
He came up with the ship name and I think liked/replied about/tweeted about it a few times, so he probably does like it alot. Though he's also a grown ass adult with a job, kids and a normal life so he's not exactly invested as the 14 y/os that try to harass him over liking it are.

>>92172840
I think he finds it cute, but nothing more than that. He seems pretty okay with shipping in general, he even gave Sendak/Shiro the name Svendak. But i doubt he's really into any sort of shipping on a serious level.

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>>92172975
Wonder how he feels about Shatt.

>>92173123
He seems like the type who would chuckle at the name if nothing else.

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Religion headcanons, go:
>Shiro: Confucianist
>Lance: Roman Catholic
>Keith: raised in a survivalist cult, non practicing, interest in spiritualist /x/ shit
>Hunk: Seventh-day Adventist, non practicing
>Pidge: Atheist raised Jewish

>>92173176
>Confucianist
>Not Shinto for holidays, weddings and funerals.

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>>92167856
>tfw Allura will never breastfeed you

>>92173229
>Allura will never breastfeed Pidge.

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>>92173281

>>92173176
>Allura: Heathen

>>92173326
>Allura: Animist

>>92173176
Does Keith have a tulpa?

>>92173176
>*Hunk: Recovering Jehovah's Witness

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>>92173383
When Shiro was "killed" on the kerberos mission, Keith decided to make a Shiro tulpa, after failing to contact his ghost via ouji and astral projection.

It did not go well.

>>92173450
Ironically the tulpa is a nightmarish cross between Shiro and Pinkie Pie.

>>92173228
>>92173402
Both valid and accepted as the truth. Did Hunk used to have to go door to door, handing out leaflets?

>>92167385
Twenty bucks Toonami puts this in Samurai Jack's timeslot after May 20th

>>92173696
He gets uncomfortable even seeing a Watchtower lying around.

Lance is extra sure to make a big deal of his birthday every year since Hunk didn't get birthdays growing up.

>>92173176
>Shiro: hardcore atheist that his acquaintances warn you about before hand, REEEEEES at "god bless you"s
>Lance: future watered down westernized Islam splinter, basically Nation of Islam but with less nice clothes and even more weed
>Keith: got taken to Church of Christ as a baby, prayed to whoever would listen to stop the molestation while he was in the orphanage/foster homes
>Hunk: agnostic but chill about it
>Pidge: Mormon

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>>92173982
>islamist stoner lance

>>92173801
Easiest 20 bucks I ever made, the Netflix/Dreamworks deal is airtight

>>92174068
Unless they mean the original episodes that used to air on Toonami. Or was that part of the Dreamworks deal too?

>>92173982
He may flirt, but Lance just wants to settle down with a nice Hijabi.

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>>92174134
He's been trying to convert Allura all series.

>>92174269
Would Lance let Allura drive a car?

>>92173982
Keith would be the smelly, weird, bitey kid. No way a molester would get within 10 feet of him.

>>92174359
>being sober enough to care who's driving
you're not quite grasping the tenants of islamist weedism here

>>92174829
Lance hotboxes the Blue Lion.

Apparently the "TELL US THE AGES!!!!" petition is dead without ever reaching its goal of 2K signatures.
But now this happened: https://twitter.com/ctset/status/860752238628569088

(Voltron antis, mad at lohkay for saying shit about bi girls, decided to flood an actual CHILD PROTECTION SITE with reports trying to ban lohkay from attending an 18+ Anime con while also trying to get the hentai company FAKKU banned from the con, too.

Not because she's biphobic, but because she draws noncon Shendak, which basically makes her a rapist.)

>>92175282
Five times a day (if possible) while facing her vaguely towards Mecca

Some 14 year old anti (nyma-is-an-anti) doxxed themselves on tumblr as a response to being called "white" & "Becky". The antis are going nuts over this one troll blog.

https://huntypastellance.tumblr.com/

They even accidentally outed the fact that one of them was the anon sending everyone (not just Shaladins but randos who don't ship anything, too) the "i hope you get violently raped tranny!" messages earlier this week & straight up admitted "Yeah, antis send death threats. Y'all deserve it for being so ugly at us".

God, what a mess.

>>92175413
I thought she was lesbian POC and thus untouchable.

>>92175541
Her lesbian POCness cancelled out the fact that she draws "pedo rape" so her biphobic tweets tipped the balance & broke her shield.

>>92175282
>>92175423
canon

>>92173828
>He gets uncomfortable even seeing a Watchtower lying around.
I know that feel

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tfw we'll never get a Galra beach episode

>>92175719
>Bara makes a sand castle for Throk to conquer

>>92175719
>We'll never get a Paladins vs Galra beach episode where the Paladins enter a surfing contest to stop the Galra from buying the beach and turning it into a high priced resort.

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>>92175719
How Sendak and Bara would ever swim with their cybernetics I'll never know. I guess the Galra have good enough tech, that wouldn't be an issue.

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>>92175523
God, that was super funny, I watched the whole thing unfolding with delight.

They really show themselves up as a gang of underage bullies taking advantage of sj culture to cloak their shitty ship warring rather than "defenders of the children" with the slightest provocation, don't they?

>>92175796
Eyebrows wears a Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned like the middle aged man he is.
>>92175807
They should have a very homoerotic volleyball match. Pidge and Haxus sit on the sidelines, under umbrellas, out of the sun. They shitpost on Galrachan together.

>>92175837
Who knew that telling a minor "I'm not your parent, ask your friends what Internet safety 101 is", "don't kill yourself, suicide isn't a joke", "stop replying to my posts & get some therapy already" now counts as harassment on tumblr?

>>92175820
I wonder if we get a Galra that's mostly cyborg, and doesn't just have one arm replaced.

>>92175954
A General Grievous type Galra? Maybe we will, I don't know.

>>92175954
A Galra that's all cyborg except for one arm.

>>92175954
Sounds rad to me. The galra tech prosthetics seem pretty great upgrades to normal body parts, assuming they're animated with quintessence like Shiro and Svendak's arms.There have gotta be soldiers who are quad amputees with druid tech limbs.

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>>92175413
Imagine flooding a youth protection site over fanart that's mostly locked behind a moderated 18+ wall on twitter. There's no way any of these fucks are CSA survivors if they think that's appropriate or helpful to victims.

>>92175929
When are the fujos going to finally have enough and move to another site leaving Tumblr to the antis. It's already starting to happen with Twitter.

>>92176380
Her Twitter was locked only after the fallout of all of this shit. I do agree that flooding a youth protection site over fan art is astonishingly stupid though.

>>92176403
Tumblr and Twitter have always been two sides of the same coin. I see just as much fandom and SJW shit on Twitter as I do on Tumblr.

>>92176441
This is a dark time for us kink and gurofags.

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Look at this tiny Lotor.

>>92176589
Just fucking lock Twitters and accept people on a case by case basis. It's what Asian artists do. Western artists are fucking retarded though, so it leads to shit like this.

Is Haxus /fa/?

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>>92176441
Regardless of that, it's still content that's clearly marked for adult consumption. I somehow feel this wouldn't have happened if the artist drew klance rape fanart instead.

I honestly think anybody who's suffered abuse deserves to be safe and feel safe, but you can kinda tell when you see some anti fans that they're pretending to excuse their shit, just like the whole "I told x to kill themselves but its because I have BPD/DID/convenient excuse creating mental illness of the month". From experience if you've been groomed or abused, you can recognise it.

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>>92176701
Dropped my pic

>>92176705
Her apology over this mess stunk of convenient excuses too. Honestly, both sides are loathsome in this case. Biphobic edgefag got rekt by antis who took it too far, as they usually do.

It made for a fun saga to watch.

>>92176701
>>92176738
He's Full Rick on his downtime.

>>92176803
I still think the antis took it too far by dragging that youth site into this & trying to get FAKKU banned from an anime convention along with other "problematic" artists.

Seriously, those literally had nothing to do with lohkay's dumbassery. Fake reports are NOT cool, especially for something as serious as child predators.

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>>92176881
>mfw one of these little shits finally gets in legal trouble for slandering people and making false child abuse reports

>>92176881
They did, I don't disagree. At the same time, if someone working for a convention sees this mess and chooses to not allow someone to set up a table, it's their con, their choice. The going to a child protection site to report it is what bothers me. Lohkay also had a tendency to antagonize in turn though, and she poked a hornets nest by continuing to engage. She's learned that now.

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>>92176846
Rick Owens? Does that mean Haxus is in a music video getting pissed on too?

>>92176934
Me too, Shiro. Me too.

>>92177119
He wishes.

>>92176999
Anyone who works conventions has to know enough about fandom to know that as soon as they let this shit sway who gets a table, they'll never hear the end of it. It'll be vendettas until the end of time.

>>92177517
I don't see this incident having a major impact on the number of people going. It's already pretty much died off due to her locking her account and going quiet. And if people decide not to go for that reason, that's their right. Cons can choose to do what they want. In turn, if it makes con goers pissy, they can choose not to go. There's assloads of other cons out there.

>>92177628
I don't mean it would affect numbers. I mean that if loudly complaining about someone and pulling the pedo card is enough to get an artist/site banned outright from a con, there's nothing to stop antis from trying it on the next person and the next person. It'll never end.

>>92177721
You're probably right. It's up to the organizers of the conventions whether to pay attention or not though.

>>92177846
Any of the cons that go with it will probably get a severe deterioration in quality. You have to take a hardline stance early on.

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>putting your sushi on the body of a filthy ass smoker

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>>92178078
>tfw the nantaimori has his arm up but someone already swiped the nigiri from his delicious pits

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>>92178078
Shiro made that for us himself, you ungrateful fuck. I don't care if it tastes like cigarettes, it's made with his love.

>>92178948
He was captured by aliens from the Japan Planet and forced to serve as their sushi plate in a yearly ritual to ensure a good harvest.

>>92178948
You're gonna meet Ryou's end if you eat one of those, I hope you know that.

>>92179028
I got nuggies in honor of Ryou tonight. They are delicious rip

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>>92179028
Yeah but what a way to go.

>>92179071
Ryou may be gone, but his memory and nuggies will live on.

>>92179122
How do you think he feels about tendies or is he loyal to his nuggies.

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>>92179089
If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna go out touching Sendak's ears and shoving my face in his neck fur.

>>92167385
Yup, and unless that nun is giving out blowjobs, I'm not interested in hearing more.

>>92179168
Personally, I'd want to go out with my head crushed between Shiro's thighs.

>>92179156
Tendies usually make him REEEE. But if he has to, he'll eat tendies in a pinch.

>>92179274
They'd do family dinner and movie night at Red Robin's with their delicious tendies and bottomless fries and Ryou would complain the entire time about wanting to go to Wendy's for the nuggies.

>>92173123
This isn't real is it?

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>>92179168
>Ywn get to feel Sendak's fur as a scarf around your neck after you killed him and saved the only worthwhile part
Galra's need to be gassed

>>92179523
It is real.

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>>92179552
What does Kolivan taste like, Allura?

>>92175523
Why the fuck does tumblr get so fucking aggro about cartoons? I mean I know that I can't really sit in judgement of anybody since I've been coming here for years, but fuck. It's just a cartoon.

>>92179629
They're the voltron house, I don't expect them to be anything less than batshit insane and irrational

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Have a new Lance to calm yourselves.

>>92179629
They've got the whole one million moms mentality of fiction = reality going on.
Also, no mods to ban people who are terrible.

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>>92179591
Not like a secret desire to get fucked by a galra, filthy shipper

>>92179679
Countdown until a Keithkin is found in a basement.

I can't wait for the CBS procedural episode inspired by it.

>>92179410
Shiro gets the mac n' cheese burger doesn't he?

>>92179410
One night, he got so pissy he just threw his plate of food on the floor and the poor staff had to clean it up. Then he started sperging out and shrieking about wanting some nuggies.

>>92179555
Can I get sauce? I just checked SadPanda and it's not there.

>>92179728
Naked curled up in a basement, surrounded by cosplay items and vomit.

The bodies of Shirokin and Allurakin are buried in shallow graves down there, and their stench alerted neighbours something wasn't right.

>>92179752
Shiro's parents were so embarrassed, they went straight home and didn't even take advantage of the movie ticket discount.

>>92179789
If you wait, there's an anon who comes around here who knows.

>>92179744
Every time. His dad always asks if he wants to branch out a little, but no. His mom wonders what went wrong that her sons are such unadventurous eaters.

>>92179752
>Gimme gimme, chicken nuggies
>If I want them, you'll get tuggies
>I shall not stop, until I eat
>The most glorious white meat

>I don't want "japanese" food
>That puts me in a foul mood
>So throw out all your shitty rice
>And give me chicken which is nice
He wrote this one day in protest

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>>92179720
What color is his cock? I imagine a nice dark purple.

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>>92179941

>>92179868
>That thigh
>That ass
How is it possible that each galra can be such a husbando?

>>92179988
What if Galra skin is actually blue and red blood makes them appear purple.

>>92179941
Shiro and Ryou both only really like the most basic of Japanese food. Anything more exotic than omurice or teriyaki beef, maybe some tempura, and they're out.

>>92179793
Shiro was especially pissed off. He'd been looking forward to Rocky 5000 all week.

>>92180241
It was the Rocky with the robot boxing.

>>92180190
Ryou orders steak well done and puts ketchup on it.

>>92180280
Ryou always gets the chicken alfredo at seafood places.

>>92180366
>that time his parents had to get Burger King drive-thru so he'd have something to eat at his cousin's wedding reception

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>>92180007
Studio Mir magic. Even the rare ugly Galra is adorable. They are literally a perfect species.
>>92180115
Well, Sendak's fur is purple too, but I suppose it could be possible. His gums and tongue look purple, as well as the scar on his face and his head ridge thing.

In that NYCC poster, the Galra guard from season one is bleeding, and his blood actually looked like it was magenta.

>>92180608
There's a picture of Ryou sitting in the back of the reception with his hand in a BK bag. It's his mother's shame but the cousin added it to the shared photo album.

>>92180661
Challenge to all galrafags, you can only choose one of these men in the chart. Who do you choose?

>>92180824
Thace is a foxy babe, would smash.

>>92180824
Thace

>>92179716
One million deadbeat moms more like it. They're too lazy to actually teach or help the "poor minors" they're supposedly keeping safe.

>>92180803
Fucker was even wearing the paper crown.

>>92180661
Blue/cyan-ish skin, magenta blood, purple to lilac hair maybe?

>>92180824
Sendak
>>92180994
Sounds pretty good, yeah.

>>92180986
Shiro eventually got better about food at least. Ryou never did.

>>92181145
He never got the chance.

>>92181184
If he'd lived, he would have really come to like California rolls.

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>ywn have marmoran dads

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>>92181571
It hurts.

>>92179703
Thank you.

Is that soda or mouthwash?

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>>92181695
I think it's soda. I get kind of a slobbish sleepover vibe.

>>92181695
He's washing his teeth with future Mountain Dew.

>>92181779
Who does Lance main in Street Fighter? Who does Pidge? How about Mortal Kombat.

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I thought they were making Sokka out to be bisexual. Although it's not much further of a reach than bi-Lance.

>>92182055
I want whatever these people are smoking. Sokka is a canon pussy hound, no dicks pls.

>>92167385
>when you got dem extra large rosary beads up your bum

>>92182055
>tfw still haven't motivated myself to watch ATLA or Korra because they're already over

>>92182336
She probably wears a latex habit like a German.

>>92182055

I wonder if anybody told him that Studio Mir had nothing to do with ATLA.

>>92182415
ATLA is worth it. Korra not so much.

>>92182329
>I want whatever these people are smoking
pure delusion.

>>92182415
ATLA is fucking legit. I peaced out of Korra after the shitty ending of the first season (which was otherwise pretty great) and everything I've seen about it since reinforces that I made the right choice.

>>92175413
>biphobic
This is a thing now?

>>92182492
You're implying Tumblr does research.

>>92182537
it's been a thing as long as bisexuals have existed

>>92182514
>which was otherwise pretty great

Based on that, you'd probably love the rest of it. The whole of Season 1 was a hot mess, a prime example of writers not having their priorities straight and not understanding they have only 12 episodes to tell a story.

>>92175523
>huntypastellance
Isn't this the fucker who was shitting up threads?

>>92182537
It's been a thing for a while.

>>92182591
Yes. If you go back in their posts, you can witness the butthurt at not being "allowed" to namedrop 4chan.

>>92182537
Not really. It was mostly made up by bisexuals to get more oppression points than gay people. It's even a joke on /lgbt/ now.

>>92182591
Actually, I think it may be the Klance Prophet anon's trolling blog.

>>92182537
Sorta? Bi people (the girls mostly) use it to voice general bi concerns but they also use it a lot to make it sound they have it worse than literal faggots.

>>92182055
>bi
No, no, what a fool. The thing they have in common is an insatiable hunger for pussy.

>>92182537
It's always been a thing.

>>92182653
I've definitely seen legit "they just can't make up their mind and are looking for attention" sentiment in places, but I don't think it has a lot of social cache in the SJW world.

>>92182653
Not saying it's oppression or anything, but I take it you've never been in a relationship with an insecure lesbian when you're bi but as monogamous as they come.

>>92182769
>I take it you've never been in a relationship with an insecure lesbian when you're bi but as monogamous as they come.

Gee, you think?

>>92182761
I always thought it was used for their treatment from the LGBT-side. Like some gay people will try to exclude them because they can be "hetero-passing" or some shit.

>>92182769
In a bi dude. Of course I wouldn't ever get into a relationship with a lesbian.

>>92182653
A lot of them group gay and straight people together as privileged "monosexuals".

>>92182653
Hiding on /co/ now that the antis shit all over you on Twitter now, I see, lohkay.

>>92182839
Maybe gays are the same, who knows. I've never been in a relationship with a gay man before.

>>92182769
It's a really obviously dumb thing, too, considering it's EXACTLY the same mentality that makes people think every gay person is about to jump on them personally.

>>92182837
Yeah, it's one of the many weird internecine conflicts among LGBT.

>>92182761
i've heard otherwise rational flesh and blood people express the opinion that all bisexuals are voracious sluts, completely incapable of monogamy

I can't imagine it's widespread but there are definitely some weird ass ideas about bifags out there

Damn, this whole thread is full of triggered bi girls.

>>92182938
Don't forget the triggered gay men.

>>92182938
This is /co/mblr after all.

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>>92182938
60-75% female anons, 90% bi as the polls said.

>>92182938
Tumblr is full of bi girls and they've all moved over here.

>>92182938
not a bifag personally, just somehow surrounded by them so I get a lot of vent my way, probably colors my perception.

you also have stuff like the klancer fandom that insists Lance is bi, but him being in a relationship with a female would be triple rape somehow

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>>92182938
Eh, I was the one who posted the sceenshot, but I just wanted to point and laugh. I didn't think it'd turn into a discussion of genderpolitics this fast.

>>92182591
Yes, it's so-chintzy

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Oh noes, the bi girls have invaded! Protect us!

>>92183061
They're probably the one who's always bringing up Asian racism on Tumblr too.

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>mfw im a lesbian happily in a relationship with a bi woman and we never have any of these LGBT infighting problems because they mostly exist in online communities no sane person would want to be a part of anyway

Anyway, let's keep it more on topic with a question:
Aside from pussy hound Lance, what are the paladin's sexualities, and how annoying are they online about it?

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>>92183026
>triple rape
hashtag squadgoals

>>92182537
>sappho was bisexual! not a lesbian!
>anne frank died because of biphobia!
>gay marriage is biphobic because you don't have to be gay to be in a same-gender marriage
>we don't know if tracer is a lesbian yet. so stop assuming her sexuality.

Tracer was later confirmed gay and there was a little REEEE over it.

>>92183048
I think it's because people who are used to tumblr find that talking somewhere without the threat of getting mobbed is refreshing.

>>92183163
I found the Tracer thing most funny, she looks like 90% of the british lesbians I know.

>>92183126
Straight, all of them. Yes, even Shiro.

Lance is the only one who is annoying with his HAY GURL shit.

>>92183163
You forgot my favorite
>I am not gay! I am bisexual! This is bi erasure. But it's ok if I call myself gay.

>>92183126
Keith might have had a sexuality at one point but after the foster care system, it's going to take some therapy to sort that boy out.

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>>92183229
Poor Keith. If only McCree would've stuck around and raised him properly.

>>92182839
>bi dude
Fucking RARE

>>92183126
Shiro's a furry.

Not sexuality but a bit further someone posted some Kollura sketches which had a male Allura in the corner, and I realized that I'd like Allura more if she were a prince. I'd also like Lance more if he was a girl. I can't really explain why, and this is all disregarding the ships they're involved with. But I wonder how popular would yuri Pance be.

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>>92183126
>Shiro: Super gay, browses /fit/ quietly and posts cropped selfies
>Hunk: Didn't care before space, but now he's firmly Xeno.
>Pidge: Bisexual. Cybers extensively in rp forums.
>Keith: bi, probably. always on dating apps, but never gets past a few awkward sentences with people.
>Lance: straight, plays a girl in every game that lets him and spergs out when you mention it, shouting he only likes looking at their butts!!!

>>92182537
Never heard of that term either. Then again I don't have a tumblr.

>>92183219
lance is xenosexual, I guess technically keith too once he ends up fucking allura

"pansexual" in the old sci-fi sense would be a better term but it's been... tainted

>>92183461
Biphobia is mostly a tumblr term.

I have heard of Islamophobia on the news but the whole things sounds like bullshit too.

>>92183292
McCree is going to feel so bad when they run across him in space with his Galra wife.

>>92183413
because lance is basically a male bimbo, and everyone loves bimbos

>>92182687
Nah. They aren't eloquent enough for that and they are a bona fide newfag.

>>92183541
Do you think Lance has a bimbo/sissification fetish?

>>92183470
Is it really xeno when all that's different is that they have glowinng marks on their cheeks? She's alien alright, but she's not as alien as Shay. But Keith might be a purple cat underneath his human skin.

>>92183578
Alteans have sideways vaginas.

>>92183573
He definitely has a femdom fetish.

>>92168343
Don't worry Mice-Anon, we still love you.

>>92183548
They literally posted that they weren't the Klanceprophet. (without naming 4chan so they might have finally smartened up.)

https://huntypastellance.tumblr.com/post/159993119790/klancer-jesus-is-this-you-youre-doing-good-work

>>92183432
Pidge is functionally bi but in practice is more 3DPD.

>>92183516
Islamophobia actually is bullshit. Usually people get called Islamophobes when they dare to point out how fucking violent and sexist Islam is, which is true.

>>92183573
he's absolutely the type of dude to spit game constantly in public and then be a complete sexual doormat who can be convinced/manipulated into anything, no matter how debasing or shameful

>>92183432
>>Pidge: Bisexual.

Um excuse you, that's not allowed here. Didn't you read the thread?

>>92183578
well, that's why I said technically

>>92183718
Like Pidge isn't open to experimentation.

>>92183578
Maybe tentacles come out of her vag, like the Sarlacc pit. Lance would like that I bet.

>>92183541
I heard he only "uses" women as "practice" for Keith. (Which is confusing because Keith doesn't have girl parts unless being part Garla gives you a vagina or something.)

>>92182492
You're wrong. Studio Mir was previously JM and they animated ATLA.

>>92183656
I like Pastel Lance.

>>92183790
Ah yes, the famous Galra dickpussy.

>>92183718
The fuck are you talking about? People are just talking about biphobia being a stupid term.

>>92183781
Alteans have large prehensile clitoral hoods that they can use to pick up and carry stuff, like elephant trunks

>>92183516
I never understood "Islamophobia". All religions are up for criticism.

>>92183656
This shit gave me cancer.

>>92183874
>bi girls proving themselves most annoying group yet again

>>92183718
Pidge seems robosexual or asexual. I can't ship her with any organic being.

>>92183718
Ok tumblr, nobody asked you to speak.

>>92183981
I agree. Maybe after a time jump or in future seasons I can see it, but not right now.

>>92183981
Pidge has a 2D husbando from Gundam.

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>>92183930
>have insomnia during castle of lions sleep cycle
>be chilling near the kitchen area
>Allura wanders in half asleep, opens the cryobox and casually grabs a can of goo-soda + opens it with her clitty hood

>>92183981
I hope Pidge never gets into a relationship.

>>92183163
Bisexual girls say a lot of anti-lesbian crap but any lesbian who says something "biphobic" gets flooded. There were a lot of bi girls who said lesbians had as much privilege as straight men because they're all "monosexual" and homosexuals are in solidarity with heterosexuals to oppress the "multisexuals".
But the funniest thing I had ever witnessed was when bisexuals were fighting against pansexuals. They were both trying to push the narrative that they were the most oppressed. Pansexuals kept talking about how bisexuals were erasing their identity and they were more "enlightened" because they didn't care about genitalia ("hearts not parts").

>>92184166
Bi vs pan drama never fails to make me laugh. Both these groups are the the same shit.

>>92184166
Pansexuals are the most retarded. They're bisexuals who are too chickenshit to call themselves bi, and they handwave it away by going "We include transpeople too!" Conveniently forgetting transpeople, real ones, want to be called male or female, not "trans".

Only transtrenders and other snowflakes segregate themselves into trans constantly.

>>92184166
I am a lesbian and I wish we could be in solidarity with bi women.

>>92184277
You can. Don't let idiots online, or a few in real life, ruin shit for you.

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Thread is spiraling in over the sea of Japan, post worst boy to pull up!!

>>92184277
I've attended a few LGBT meet-ups and I noticed a lot of bi women are more concerned with being a part of the "queer movement" and third-wave feminism pomo crap.

I'm a gay man tho so you can all feel free to discard my opinions.

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>>92184390
>LGBT meet-ups
There's your problem.

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Bringing this back.

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Post your favorite ship.

>>92184390
>LGBT meet-ups

Shit like that tends to be full of snowflakes and various other SJW, or people looking for hook ups. So of course you'll meet the Tumblr types.

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>>92184494
I want a Hunk, it isn't fair

>>92184390
I love how gay men the only people in the "LGBT movement" who strive for real change but then people screech at them for being too visible.

>>92184581
You keep patting yourself on the back.

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/k/fag Lance a best

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>>92184497
I'm a sap at heart.

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I love Lance. I love him so much.

Why does he have to be a cartoon? Why does he have to be straight?

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>>92184497
I want to post more Shlav as it is objectively the best ship, but...

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>>92184497

>>92184662
If you improve your Shiro cosplay or trap game enough, he could probably be persuaded.

>>92184581
Gay men have also beared the brunt of violence for millennia but who the fuck cares when people won't acknowledge my sparkle gender.

>>92184653
>>92184673
They are the Stucky of Voltron without the popularity.

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>>92184497
I don't have 'a' favorite but I like Pants and Shirt.

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>>92184662
You may be a fag, but at least you aren't a faggot who is in denial about canon.

OG Lance is still better in every way though.

>>92184762
OGLance was no nice, may he rip.

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>>92184497

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>>92184712
Stucky is the Captain America/Bucky Barnes portmanteau, right? I have no idea if that's a good thing or not, really, tend to avoid that side of the marvel fandom.

>>92167385
Why is a mormon going door to door with two catholics?

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>>92184815
What could have been.

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>>92184712
Yeah, pretty much. Both relationships ping a lot of the stuff I like to see in romance.

>>92184855
He's only a mormon for the porn shoot.

>>92184858
He looks a lot better when he has hair like old Lance and not like a brown Quentin Tarantino.

>>92184855
To keep them company. Mormons are nice like that.

>>92184910
Would Lance have the foot fetish though.

>>92184829
This ship happening would be ten times the meltdown over what happened in Samurai Jack.

>>92184936
Definitely. He and Morvok post in the footfag threads on Galrachan together. Morvok has an impressive collection of feet pics.

>>92184858
>Lance's boring eyes in OGLance's face
Don't trigger my autism. OGLance's eyes was his best feature.

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>>92184945
Can't wait.

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>>92184974
>Keith wakes up one morning to Lance licking his toes.

>>92184829
Short hair Allura is so cute.

>>92184945
Depends on if Voltron will catch /co/'s interest. Our threads are still pretty small so hopefully over the years Voltron's popularity will pick up outside of tumblr.

>>92184945
I haven't seen the episode and I blocked all the threads. Jack and Ashi get together, don't they?

>>92185017
>Lance sniffs Keith's shoes while he sleeps

>>92185121
Why did you block their threads?

>>92185121
Yes.

>>92173176
>Shiro: Shinto
>Lance: Roman Catholic
>Keith: Non-religious, probably considering whatever the Galra practice now.
>Hunk: Some Pagan religion that practices blood sacrifice or cannibalism. Keeps it down low, though.
>Pidge: Jew. Only when it's convenient to her. Non-practicing when it's not.
>Allura: Some monarchist xenos religion that upholds Divine right to rule

>>92185176
To avoid the spoilers. I'm a bit behind. S5 has been a disappointment.

>>92185176
Different anon, but holy shit half of the threads on the whole board are either whining about Samurai Jack or whining about whining about Samurai Jack.

>>92185156
>He doesn't even like guys but damn, those feet

>>92185227
I wonder how that Jackfag is feeling. Since he came around to these threads just to shit on our "bad taste".

>>92185250
No shock there. People have been jacking off to that show ever since /co/ was created. It was like this with Avatar an Korra too.

>>92185250
That's just how big the fandom is. It's exactly like going to /v/ on the release day of a AAA game.

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>>92185156
>>92185017

>>92185387
He came in your socks once. I bet your grody ass didn't even notice.

>>92185263
It's gonna be a trip when the show ends in the shittiest way possible.

>>92185387
If he didn't want it he shouldn't have been asking for it with such sexy feet.

>>92183094
Antok needs some more lore. Does he ever find his love in life?

>>92185414
Keith thought he'd accidentally slipped on his cumsock and thought nothing more of it.

>>92185250
I think you mean
>whining about Jashi or whining about whining about Jashi
I've barely seen any non-Ashi related discussion since ep 3. I don't enter SJ threads anymore, it's worse than \a\ waifuism wars

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>>92185414
>>92185432
>>92185476

>>92185476
They don't have any change of socks though, so isn't that just his normal socks?

>>92185458
He ends up marrying McCree.

>>92185417
Latest ep got over 3000 replies.

>>92185524
He keeps his cumsock in one of his pouches.

>>92185458
His love in life is being a sperg about Keith's knife. He also loves Kyza's food.

>>92184945
I am not ready for that.

>>92185555
What else does he keep in there?

>>92185482
I just wanted discussion of the monster in the episode, Lazarus-92 was pretty good. But nooooo, everyone has to talk about Jashi, or their dislike of it, or what tumblr thinks of Jashi.

>>92185578
>lewds
>tootsie roll pops

>>92185578
A change of clothes for Shiro (assuming since he must have provided Shiro's outfit in the first place), condoms, tootsie pop rolls, /x/phile stuff.

>>92185531
Antok is actually Keith's mom but neither of them know it.

>>92185578
a bible

>>92185531
>>92185563
McCree visits the BoM with Keith one day and spots Antok eating Kyza's food. He's intrigued by Antok, and asks to try some of the food. It tastes terrible of course, but McCree forces a smile to not offend Antok. He ends up asking Antok if he has some free time later.

>>92185601
>>92185620
Only the cherry flavored tootsie roll pops.

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>>92185532
All the other boards cross over to /co/ and /tv/'s threads become deader than usual.

>>92185737
They didn't do Keith's feet justice. Not enough of an arch.

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>>92185017
>>92185156
>>92185737

>>92185638
He went joyriding to Earth when he was younger, fell for McCree and ended up teen pregnant. 9 months later there was a knock on the shack door and there was babby Keith in a basket.

>>92185714
Why cherry? Why can't it be apple flavored?

>>92185809
grape flavored

>>92185843
>>92185809
Keith would be well versed in the slutpower of red lollipops.

>>92185532
They have their own silly age discourse.

>>92185796
So, they don't recognize each other after all those years? It probably comes as a shock when they find out who the other is.

>>92185796
It was for the best. Antok couldn't have taken care of a baby at that age. McCree didn't even know the sexy alien who randomly turned up one day was a teenager.

>>92185878
McCree thought it was hotter to keep the mask on.
He was right.

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>>92185859
You're just saying that because he pilots the red lion. Keith will soon be a plum-guy.

>>92185931
Who are these people.

>>92185904
How did their meet up years later go? I'm curious to see how it turns out.

>>92185904
He thought all aliens just looked like that.

>>92185960
Lance and Nyma, a.k.a the artist self-inserted herself to being Lance's girlfriend here.

>>92185904
Is Antok ugly under his mask, or is he the most handsome Galra of all?

>>92186028
>that's humanized Nyma

Wow. They did not do a good job. Then again, that Lance looks like an OC too.

>>92186044
He is very handsome, few have seen it. Kolivan has, as well as McCree.

>>92186117
McCree didn't see it until the day Antok dropped Keith off. Antok is funny about showing his face.

>>92186082
>Lance looks like an OC too.
Oh you have no idea..

Fanon Lance is a wonder.

>>92185988
The usual awkward "you look good" stuff. They agree to meet for coffee later in the week. Antok cries when McCree shows him Keith's baby pictures.

>>92186117
He's shown Kyza his face too. Sometimes he eats her food with such gusto, she has to wipe his face clean. She wishes Yurak and her kids were as enthusiastic about her food.