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Samurai salt
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>>92167039
Why are you obsessed with tumblr, anon? Is it because it used to be your homeland?
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>>92167039
"Anonymous" ...and pepper.
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my god how can people be this salty just because a character turned out to be heterosexual, absolutely hilarious
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All millennials should die.
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>>92167181
Babyboomers are worse.
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>>92167039
Who's this?
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>>92167039

>it' s an episode where /co/ only likes mediocre stuff because it makes tumblr mad

Admit it, it was a shit episode compared to the rest of the season.
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>>92167288
We need to kill these things.
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>>92167288
Have we, perhaps, been a tad too tolerant?
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>>92167290
Hello tumblr feminist
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wow look its the 195028582856th thread about last night's episode! simply ebin
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Based genndy
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>>92167039
>>92167288
COUNTER!
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>>92167181
Everyone here is a millennial unless you're over 32 and in that case kys already
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>>92167288
>Makes about 3 percent of the population
> ALL SHOW MUST PANDER TO ME, NO HETERO'S ALLOWED

Comedy gold
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>>92167288
>Get with the gays or have no romantic subplot

What is this shit? Do they only think this because all the times he's been with women before he denied them to stay loyal to his quest and since no guys did it they force his sexuality on him to be gay? Talk about missexualizing someone.
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>>92167244
we can kill both
gen z is the future
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>>92167319
Obviously they're looking at this through a homo-normative lens.
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>>92167314

>n-no your tumblr!

kys my man. I wouldn't mind the relationship but the episode had cringy moments and a bad pacing.
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Here is the exact opposite of that.

Anyone else win a bet because of this episode's ending?
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>>92167039
>Implying no one on here is salty
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>>92167365
Gen z? Remember when "millennials" used to be referred to as "gen Y"? But that never stuck.

Gen z will later be given a more obnoxious name.
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>>92167039
>>92167288
This has been a real eye opener for me. I've always know tumblr whales are crazy but I didn't really expect this much salt.

These people are having genuine meltdowns because two fictional characters turned out to be straight and are engaging in a normal(and cute) relationship. How brainwashed and twisted do you have to be to see that as wrong?
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Has anyone made a Hall of Anal Devastation for Jashi yet like they did with Naruto/Hinta and that one ship from Bleach?

>>92167357

But it's current year, anon. They have to GET WITH THE GAYS.
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>>92167420
Aren't they called iGen already?
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>>92167288
Are these people not aware that 90% of the population is straight? Or is that why they're so angry?
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>>92167288
This is the shit that drives me to drink.
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>>92167369
You're joking but your also not wrong.
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>Jack isn't gay? I hope he fucking dies
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>>92167365
I see Gen X has mysteriously escaped punishment despite them being responsible to shaping millennial outlooks on life with their nihilist post modern bullshit. I'm on to you Mr.40 something /co/mrade.
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>>92167443
They want creators to spoon-feed them their fetish content because they are too lazy and worthless to learn how to make their own, and entitled enough to think they deserve it from the OFFISHUL source.

All the whining about heteronormativity and muh progress and muh current year is just a bullshit smokescreen.
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>>92167288
Atleast they won't reproduce since they hate heterosexuality
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Its a stepfather-daughter relationship you pervs.
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Okay, what the literal fuck is with this "born sexy yesterday" bullshit these Tumblrites keep jacking off to?
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>>92167497
Gen X brought us Nirvana, MST3K, and Beavis and Butthead (which spun off Daria).
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>>92167039
WHEN AH MAN LOVES AH WOMAN
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>>92167560
https://youtu.be/0thpEyEwi80
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>>92167640
>those comments
>those other videos

Euch.
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>>92167104
You are now aware that we are not only being invaded by Tumblr but the people who are too much of a faggots for fucking Tumblr
No wonder everything is cancer now, how long until the sonic fandom moves here?
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I could understand being upset if you genuinely saw their relationship as being a father daughter kind of thing due to Jacks beard and his teaching Ashi about the world, but being upset because it's a hetero relationship is dumb as hell. Tumblr needs to calm down.
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>>92167560
I wanna imagine that it's some YouTube video about a literal newborn with big eyelashes and balloons strapped to its chest with narration saying "is this what you think is sexy?" And the tumblrinas lord it as something amazing.
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>>92167288
>i don't want that hetero shit

Assuming this person isn't a test-tube baby or was immaculately conceived, how do they think they came into the world to post this tripe?
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>>92167443
>1/10 people are gay now

God. I wish Rusty had succeeded in eliminating that gene.
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>>92167104
It's because they're here.
See
>>92167715
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>>92167288
>hetero relationships shouldn't exist in media anymore
The worst part is, I know they're being serious.
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>>92167701
Most seem more upset because "jack is like 70 years old and Ashi is maybe 20. That's just creepy."
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>>92167288
Goddamnit, when did it become wrong to be straight?
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>>92167692
>how long until the sonic fandom moves here?
anon...
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>>92167290
It was not great, but alright. My main problem was that there was never a single hint at Jack and Ashi liking each other's personalities and not just fucking because 50 YEARS OF PENT UP SEMEN. Hell, maybe that's actually the case, then it would make the episode a bit better in my eyes.
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>>92167701

I do't understand how was it so obvious Jack and Ashi would end up together for other people. From the 4th episode with how Jack was treating angry Ashi as a child, my mind went that it would be an obvious father/daughter trope. Specially since it parallels how Aku is supposed to be her father. Which I bet will be the secret in the last episode.
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>>92167442
This describes them perfectly, being raised with iPads in their hands instead of real toys
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>>92167435
Someone should get on that ASAP.
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>>92167712
mpreg
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>>92167640
I don't get why this is a bad thing.
Is it bad when it happens to males too? Movies about infantilized he-men that get taught about the world by women who are "mediocre" exist.
Hell, Tarzan is a staple Disney movie and a piece of classic literature. Same with so many sports/fighting movies featuring a love interest rooting on the main character.

This is a dumb thing to use an an example of patriarchy oppressing women.
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>>92167560

Maybe I missed it, but what about Ashi makes her seem like a child? She hasn't experienced much of the world, true, but she seems like a matured adult.
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>>92167942
It's because it's a heterosexual relationship, make no mistake. They'll come up with any reason they can to rationalize it as something else, but at the end of the day, if both characters were female, and one was infantile in nature, they wouldn't give two fucks. If anything, they'd celebrate it because she's so "quirky and fun!"
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>>92167435
>one ship from Bleach
Fuck I remember this show. The pettanko won right?
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>>92167443
>Are these people not aware that 90% of the population is straight?

Don't pretend you're any different. 50% of the population is female but you fags still shit yourself with fury everytime someone tries to make popular entertainment for them.
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>>92167836
Ashi spent an entire episode learning why Jack is great, and explained that knowing him made her feel like a full person, rather than being just a weapon.

Jack just has pent up sperm.
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>>92167984
That's such a shame, man.
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>>92167560
Actually a pretty tired and annoying trope that you should be embarrassed for liking because it means you're sexually inexperienced and insecure
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/co/ LAST NIGHT

>Holy shit, that Jack episode sucked. The relationship was forced and shoehorned in and Ashi has reached peak Mary Sue levels by actually getting paired with the main character

/co/ after it found out Tumblr didn't like the episode either

>OH UM, I MEAN, THAT WAS THE BEST EPISODE OF ANY CARTOON IN HISTORY. OF ANY SHOW IN HISTORY. HA HA, I LOVED IT YES, I TRULY DID. LOL AT TUMBLR WHAT A BUNCH OF FAGS, MUST SAY I DISAGREE WITH THEM AT ALL COSTS.
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>>92167993
Anon...
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>>92167710
I haven't even watched the video, but I can tell you that it's a trope about how you basically craft a character for the intent of hooking up with another character and nothing else and that their relationship is forged on rather shallow things. You can even go much more shallow and have one character be almost a literal cardboard cut out that is only there for relationship fodder and doesn't actually contribute anything.

The only thing they are right about in this regard is that Ashi was made to be Jack's lover. It's obvious given what Genndy said was his inspiration for Samurai Jack, dreamed of exploring alien worlds with his crush. The rest of the trope doesn't fit at all though. Ashi is too independent, she has A sense of wonder, but not a childlike one, she acts like an adult and treats situations well enough and also knows the difference between right and wrong and her own mistakes.

The cusp of the trope, is that the "born sexy yesterday" should in reality, been taken advantage of and that is their argument. Jack is a 70 year old world weary veteran and Ashi is maybe 20, still fresh to the ways of the world and in their eyes "needs someone to look after her". Jack entering a relationship with her is taking advantage of her.

It's a load of bullshit.
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>>92168072
>/co/ is one person
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>>92167744
If it weren't for those protesters...
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>>92167823
Relax, go outside and you'll realize that most people are straight and Tumblr doesn't exist in the real world
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>>92168074
>go google that shit
>the red head titty monster won

The fuck Ichigo, are you gay?
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>>92168072
Last night americans were watching while others were sleeping, now Russians came from work so no gay shit.
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>>92168001
good bait -- good bait --- shit myself a bit with anger if I do say so myself ---- i say so --- good bait -- good bait
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>>92168135
No, he's just an air head like her. Perfect fit and shit ending for a shit show that forgot it was Japanese Ghostbusters.
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>>92167319
>patriarchal homophobic heteronormativity
gesundheit
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>>92168001
Yea, but in this scenario, that movie wasn't entertaining at all.
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>>92168001
Fem ghostbusters is a good idea.
Feminist ghostbusters is questionable.
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>>92168014
>next episode
>Jack tells Ashi that he was taught how committing yourself to a certain person in your life is a hard decision that requires time and cannot be taken too fast, therefore, he wants their relatioship to stay the same
>'We're just friends. No hard feelings... Right?'
>Ashi gets extremely mad
>runs some place away
>Jack goes looking for her (that's how he stumbles upon the Guardian's place in the first place)
>meanwhile Scaramouche tells Aku that Jack has no sword
>Aku flies to Jack and somehow encounters Ashi by accident
>Ashi starts blaming him for stuff and then blaming Jack and saying she doesn't know what to do anymore, and Aku, quickly putting two and two together, starts manipulating her
>she ends up causing the end of the world
>le ebin fight with Aku
>afterwards, Ashi doesn't get any sort of punishment because she was upset and Jack was the one in the wrong for not loving her enough
>he realizes his mistake and they become a family
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>>92167942

I agree somewhat with the trope, in the sense that in a modern context the only reason 'sexual/mature naivety' is popular is because it erases the fear of being rejected. It gives the upper hand to the more mature character, whether man or woman, and is basically an easy way to make a relationship work, because the naive character doesn't have any expectations and will like the mature character no matter how bland they are.

I don't think this apply to Ashi, since it seems that she is not completely naive, just in the ways that make good gags like not knowing what a deer is or why being naked is bad.
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>>92168072
I still think their relationship was rushed into. Clearly they're making out heavily due to the adrenaline rush after a near death experience. Had it not been for that, their flirting could have continued for quite awhile.

That said, I don't mind the relationship at all. I would have also have been fine with a father/daughter dynamic.
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>>92168166
it's Sunday
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>>92167288
I genuinely want to hang these things now
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>>92168207
Should have been one guy in there. Make it like Extreme Ghostbusters. Kyli was the best character in that show, had the best plotlines, the best lines, most memorable. But apparently not good enough for feminists.
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>>92168260
>I would have also have been fine with a father/daughter dynamic

What about a big brother / little sister dynamic?
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>>92168084
Not quite. "Born sexy yesterday" refers to a female character who has experienced so little of the world that anything the male character does is amazing, even the most mundane things. Her innocence is seen as being childlike, and thus people equate having sex with someone like that to pedophilia.
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>>92168130
>Relax, go outside
This anti-NEET hate speech is rly gross :/
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This is a huge relief I thought /co/ hated Ashi and consequently, the notion of Jack and Ashi being together and then of course season 5 as a result, but thankfully tumblr hates it so it seems i'm in the clear to both post here and like all of it.
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>>92168228
>afterwards, Ashi doesn't get any sort of punishment because she was upset and Jack was the one in the wrong for not loving her enough


>blaming others for your mistakes and not taking personal responsibility

This is how I know you're a woman
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>>92167640
Reminder that the guy who made this is Jonathan Mcintosh, the husband and mastermind behind Anita Sarkeesian. He's the biggest self-hating male you could possibly think of.
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>>92168312
>to a female character who has experienced so little of the world that anything the male character does is amazing,
this analogy works for these women because they are extrremely escapistic and sociophobic, trying to prevent any serious contact with the outside world and just making up shit inside their own heads. they think that makes them sweet and innocent.
i suppose Chris-Chan is sweet and inncocent too, then?
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>>92168228
My guess is that post-sex-Jack is going to look at the situation in a new light, and come to the conclusion that he can't ask Ashi to risk her life to go up against Aku, a quest that he's been on for 50 years and nearly drove him to madness and suicide. So he sets off when she's asleep or gathering firewood or some shit, hoping to complete his quest before he endangers her further.

>>92168303
That would seem less natural to who the characters are, but it's close enough to the big bro/little sis pairing that it'd probably be fine.
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>>92168312
>Tarzan and Jane is /ss/ now
Newfound boner fuel. Thanks, tumblr.
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>>92168312
I did cover that in the last part of my post. It doesn't fit Ashi. She thinks the world of Jack, but she defiantly has capacity to make her own choices and is weary of the food Jack tries to get her to eat. She's shown she's more then mature enough, but people will get their panties in a bunch over the age difference anyway.
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>>92168354
or perhaps you're falling for obvious bait.
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>>92168268
Russians always work.
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>>92168312
But EVERY MAN OUT THERE wants to be with a woman who is a virgin, who learns about sex through the guy even though he has had some experience in the past
They also always have to be younger too.

It's just absolutely normal in this society

Also did Genndy make this show to pander to tumblr? fuck no
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>>92168067
Hellooooo tumblr, you can rage against it all you want but the fact is innocent and uncorrupted=sexy
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>>92167288
holy fucking shit
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>>92168001
people were more pissed off by the fact that bad fanwank got turned into an official film.

It's a lack of integrity on the part of the creators that pisses people off, not much else, otherwise people would be rioting against trashy romance movies, and I don't know about you but I don't see that happening much at all.
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>all these cancers in this thread that actually care about shipping shit as fucking grown ass adult men/landwhales
As an actual fan of SJ from the beginning and not a bandwagoning fuck, I'm more upset how rushed and lazy this season has generally been. First few episodes were amazing, but now it's just rushed fanservice without any substance. I'm a little scared for next week episode because an important character and event that needs actual time to flesh out all the qualities of it will most likely be rushed and of poor quality than it SHOULD be.
Also /co/umblr right now is a fucking mess to browse, do your jobs mods/janitors, please. They saw the place up in flames and ran off, don't wanna deal with this shit.
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>>92168067
lmao sluts are disgusting you filthy whore. go suck off a nigger.
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>>92168176
Just like Yu Yu Hakusho

Tournament Arcs are stupid.
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>>92168491
oooh someone's triggered
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>>92168409

I don't understand the age difference argument either. Yes, Jack has lived for 70 years, and in that time his outlook changed, he had decades of experiences, and has probably seen the world twice over. I don't know what part of that makes him not want young pussy, though. He'd still find her attractive, and it's not like he'll look down at a wrinkled and pruney hand as he's spanking her thicc ass.

>>92168435
>But EVERY MAN OUT THERE wants to be with a woman who is a virgin

I wouldn't prioritize a virgin over an experienced woman, but the appeal is definitely there.

>Also did Genndy make this show to pander to tumblr? fuck no

Tumblr thinks they are the ideal representation of how the world should be, and the world needs to get in line with their views. Anything that doesn't pander to them is immediately dismissed as regressive garbage and problematic.
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>>92167560
Ashi is not "innocent" and does not remotely act like a child. And Ashi isn't impressed by Jack because he does simple things she's not aware of, she's impressed with him because he's a kind, heroic man. What a stupid fucking post.
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>>92167435
Can someone post that Naruto/Hinata one?
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>>92168067
>projecting
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>People are actively looking to get mad
>Instead of getting mad at someone important, they find literally whos
Please go /v/
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>>92168480
If you were actual fan of SJ, you'd know how Genndy does his directing and you wouldn't get that pissy. Your expectation =/= Genndy's narrative.

You tried tho.
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>>92167288
Every time I read these things I reread it switching hetero and straight to homo and gay and vice versa.

Gives me a chuckle.
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>>92167288
>Get with the gay or don't put it

I...

I'm gay, and even I know this is the stupidest shit I've seen all year.
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>>92168414
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>>92168480
An actual fan of SJ from the beginning and not a bandwagoning fuck; I'm fine with the season so far, my only concern is Ashi's secret being pregnancy. I'm really excited for the Guardian though.
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>>92168536
>And Ashi isn't impressed by Jack because he does simple things she's not aware of

This is where the "born sexy yesterday" argument really falls apart in this situation, because you're right, Ashi is impressed only by Jack when he does awesome shit. Hell, she's barely impressed by his fighting skills because she's nearly as skilled as he is. She's mostly impressed by the impact he's had on the world, and how he's a genuinely good person.

Jack didn't make her a sandwich and Ashi got all swampy.
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>>92168409
Definitely, Ashi has her own agency. And Jack, uh, actually is pretty amazing.
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>>92168578
I've watched all his stuff, SJ, Symbiotic Titan, etc.
This is his technically weakest piece of work excluding the early episodes of S5.. Don't try to act like you know even remotely what you're spewing.
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>>92167288
>come on it's 2017
You can't make this shit up.
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>>92167744
>>92168095
Fukkin kek.
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>>92168364
At least he is not Anthony Burch
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>>92168529
Because women projecting that he's taking advantage of her because how else could this relationship be viewed? Women are obviously infantile for way longer you know. What do you mean you don't want to date someone closer to your age? She's prime real estate buddy, you're just scared of a women that has experience, which means you can't control her with your man ways, you sexist piece of shit.
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>>92168591

There seems to be this mindset that there shouldn't be a fair representation of the LGBT community in media, or even equal across the board. Instead, I get the impression they want everything to be LGBT, as if they're making up for lost time, like its a quantifiable contest.
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>>92168607
I expect that post has 6,000 notes blindly agreeing with it though, so logic like this is going to fall under deaf years.

>>92168632
I've watched all of his stuff too, it's not the weakest and this season does a lot of neat things. Stop mistaking your opinions for fact.
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>>92168364
>being married to Anita

Sounds like a nightmare
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>>92168607
You don't understand, now it's even worse in their eyes! The cis scum has violently killed all of her sisters and forced his beliefs upon her! Say what you want about Aku, but at least he's not a homophobic asshole like Jack is!
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>>92168680
>y-y-yeah me too it's nice that they did the thing I saw on my bingewatch!
Yeah, but "neat things" doesn't change the fact it's rushed. I've already talked about how the pacing is utterly fucked, meanwhile you have yet to provide any actual discussion of worth. If you're just gonna keep saying "nuh-uh" then fuck off kid.
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>>92168723
You're joking but >>92167488
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>>92168607
>Nearly as good as him

Kek, no. He took on 7 of them at once and still won.
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>>92167497

Pfft nice try, Gen X is not responsible for shit.
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You do know that's a death sentence for her, right?
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>>92168632
The man directed Hotel Transylvania 1 and 2. Season 5 is hardly his lowest point.

>>92168723
>The cis scum has violently killed all of her sisters

Okay, all joking aside, it does bug me how easily she got over the deaths of her sister. We got one line to explain her thoughts on the matter, but it still feels unresolved. Condition of a short season, I suppose.
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>>92167104
people that have an unhealthy obsession with something usually want to hide something like a secret crush
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>>92168591
You know who to thank when Trump gets re-elected.
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>>92168775
>sitting on HT
Stop right there, criminal scum
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>>92168740
>it's rushed and lazy because I say so

Fuck off faggot, you're arguing like a kid from /v/, you've never brought anything of worth here and your cynicism isn't insightful.
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>>92168783
More like tumblr at it's start was a pretty good tool for keeping track of budding artists or other things and it slowly devolved over the years.

So it was like an awesome girl came into our lives and then she destroyed herself by getting hooked on some drugs and we hate to be reminded of her, but can't stop looking at her online.
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>>92167288
This is the reason why we should have nuked Greece for being the first gays introduced to this world.
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>>92168783
>Shipping sites
>Thinking that all of 4chan is obsessed with tumblr like co and pol are

Just cause you niggers can't separate your interests from other sites on the internet doesn't mean that everyone else can't.
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>>92168723
>Say what you want about Aku, but at least he's not a homophobic asshole like Jack is!
Actually he is. He turned into a woman and not into a man to seduce Jack. What a fucking douchebag, makes me want to puke.
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>>92168888
What the fuck!
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Did they fugg?
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>>92168888
did they never watch the episode with shota jack playing with loli?
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>HURR DURR TUMBLR

Get over it.
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>>92168934
SHE -IS- a woman and started a relationship with Jack as a proud transwomyn. And please do not call HER "Aku." That is HER deadname. HER true name is Ikra.
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>>92168982
Oh Jack fucked that Ashi H A R D.
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>>92168982
We have no idea, but my guess is yes.
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>>92168856
>Have yet to prove me wrong
>resort to strawmans and logical fallacies
Look tumblr kiddo I know you just learned that it's hip to call anyone that disagrees with you from /v/, but if you're not even gonna provide a actual counter argument and actually back it up, then just shut the fuck up retard.
>>92168775
I'm definitely not and don't wanna defend fucking HT, but if you payed attention, I said TECHNICALLY. HT 1 and 2 are isolated within their own medium, they don't have 4 seasons of story, characters, settings, and a series conclusion etc to account for, thus it's not rushed. I understand it's been 10 years and there's a lot of expectations behind SJ ending properly, but it doesn't excuse unpolished and rushed work. He should have spent time better on certain aspects and scenes. For example the Ravers scene went on a bit too long, that time could have been spent better.
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>>92168994
>Watching a series before it got popular on the internet

What are you, retarded? I bet you were even born when it first aired.
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>>92167288
Do people just forget?
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apologize
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>>92168994
Or Jack making flirtatious eyes at Ikra?

Or Jack looking at a bounty huntress's ass on the sly, then trying desperately not to stare at her tits?

Jack's always been interested in women.
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>>92169055
No, they don't, because they never actually watched the series.
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>>92167302
frbr
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>>92169016
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>Tumblr is triggered by "born sexy yesterday" characters who are sheltered and virginal to the point that they're absolutely enamored with the first male they encounter
>Tumblr defends Islam and Sharia which seek to create those people IN REAL LIFE by preventing young girls from leaving the house or getting an education
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>>92169063
>a Japanese prince is white
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>>92168435
>fucking a virgin girl
never ever, they dont know shit, they're nervous as shit, and dealing with them afterwards is a fucking nightmare because now you're all they think about and every slight whim or expectation they've ever had is what they expect from you despite them all being conflicting but they cant express themselves properly because they're women so the just get passive aggressive and cry and try to guilt you and Bitch to their friends who then descend on you with questions which just stresses her out more so the only thing you two can ever do to relieve tension is fuck more which just makes the whole situation worse until the day she finally jumps ship to some other guy in some misguided gambit to make you care and then you can cut ties completely so long as you're prepared to weather all the sudden accusations of rape and beating.

Granted, not all women are like this. But a shocking amount are and consider this perfectly valid behavior.

In short, find yourself a kinda-hoe with a good heart who can cook. She might be a little less than 100% loyal but she's got a better chance of actually being there for you instead of ruining your life and reputation.

Virgins: not even once.
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>>92169063
>Jack is now white
He's fucking Asian you uncultured swine!
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>>92169063
Is today Sunday already?

Everyone knows Asians are white on Sundays.
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>>92169063
>het white protagonist
my sides
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>>92168072
Who is this /co/ person you speak of, is he/she related to the hacker known as 4chan?
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>>92169132
t. whore
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>>92169039
>>92169055
You can't forget what you never actually watched/care about. Yes, you're in a thread on a site where there's hundreds if not thousands of people like >>92168856 that never watched or gave a fuck about SJ until now because it's popular and they want to be in the know with popular things like the sad pathetic pieces of shit they are.
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>>92169063
>non sexualized
she's been naked for like 3 episodes straight

it's like tumblrites lose their mind when seeing heterosexuals
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>>92168888
>112 notes

Y
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>>92169063
>white
Is this racism against mongoloids?
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Does everyone on tumblr have such poor writing skills or are these just prime examples of the people with disabilities speaking out
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>>92169106
>>Tumblr defends Islam and Sharia
Not Sharia, they defend freedom of cult.
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>>92169096
>>92169096
>>92169096
>>92169096
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>>92169063
>non sexualized

What? She was in a tight form fitting 'suit' since her and her sisters first appearance. Practically every scene after that was her with her ass in the air showing how pronounced it was and then when we see her by herself she gets naked and makes a leaf outfit that barely covers her. Her entire character was sexual, you would have to be blind to not see it.

>white

Are these people this stupid?
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>>92169179
most of them are 14 years old
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>>92169156
>>92169033
Oh my god you faggot, way to dig your own grave. You're frothing at the mouth.

>you're not a true fan I am! Prove me wrong tumblr faggot!

Not even paraphrasing or straw-manning, this is you
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>>92169063
>Ashi
>Badass non sexualized

Do these people missed that SHE WENT AROUND NAKED, ALL THE TIME?
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>>92169158
Notes don't work like 'likes'

If you reply to someone, even if your calling them a fucking retard it adds a 'note'
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Am I the only disappointed that he got together with someone half his age? Like why is every relationship with an older man with an 18 year old?
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My one regret about this episode was that we had no pre-kiss Scottsman bantz to embarrass these two, nor temper tantrums from Suicide Jack.
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ITT smug shippers who will ignore garbage for forced romance
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>>92168764
>Gen X is not responsible
That's like half the problem right there man.
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>>92169239
I know how notes work

I'm just asking why some people would like/reblog that shit 112
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>>92169259
>shippers
>refering to it like its the watchers choice/fantasy
>its cannon

You're a fucking idiot.

>>92169258
this. If anything was rushed it was scottsman but, I guess keeping mad references all the time is a bad trope.
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>>92169254
yeah I'm so disappointed he's not together with a 75 year old hag with wrinkly skin and saggy tits like he deserves it
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>>92169230
>Watch only the final season of a series because it's popular
>Get butthurt when you're called out after you complain about stuff that's been in for the start

Retard.
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>>92169063
PLEASE link this I need to see the reactions
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>>92169230
Calm down tumblr kiddo, you were already dismissed. Go keep projecting back at tumblr, just like your parents nobody here gives a fuck about you.
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would've prefer if their relationship was just strictly platonic
and was a teacher/student role
but I'm fine with what we got. they both deserve some semblance of happiness
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>>92169258
Yeah, I hate that we didn't get the Scottsman calling Jack an idiot for not going in on that and Jack acting nervous. Seeing him get relationship advice would have been the tits, but oh well, can't have it all.
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>>92169304
>He's a guy so it's okay to pair him with a chick how could be his daughter.
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Just a reminder tha a lot of tumblr poster are fine with Jashi:
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/samurai-jack
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>>92167288
>gay or nothing
fucking kill yourself
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>>92169312
>screencaps the post

I've never seen a bigger faggot than you on the decade I've been on this site, I'm astonished.
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>>92169300
Its still shit though
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>>92169327
but isn't rose like 1000+ years old and greg is like 20 isn't that a bit fucked up
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>>92169304
>not liking old lady sex
this nigga
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>>92167288
will this have the chance to surpass the saltiness of this gallery?

http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4#0
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>>92169374
tumblr hates Steven Universe too now by the way
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>>92169254
Because men keep their looks better then women do in most cases and attraction is mostly physical, so it's rarer to see an older women with a younger man.
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>>92169357
>I have never seen a bigger faggot
Guess you haven't looked in the mirror or stepped onto a weight scale recently huh tumblr kiddo?
I kinda want to screencap all your angry as fuck post, make a "you will never be this mad" image.
Please post more, do as you're told bitch.
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>>92169367
THATS

YOUR

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I
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I
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my dude.
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>>92169374
I don't watch that shit show but they aren't even the same species.
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>>92169318
>Scotsman giving Jack sex advice couched in euphemisms and double entendres.

>Jack grows increasingly confused with each one.

>"Friend, I don't see how eating a cat will improve the romantic mood."
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>>92169387
WAIT WHAT? tell me what happend
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>>92167288

>Come on it's 2017

This better be memespam. I refuse to believe that anyone could be so indoctrinated.
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>>92169390
They don't most times. Some sure. It's mostly an ego boost thing in movies because of hollywood.
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>>92169402
not them but you are seriously acting like a massive faggot, take your meds.
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>>92169374
wasn't the princess in Atlantis 5000 years old and ended up with Milo?

apparently it's okay when women do it
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>>92169132
>>fucking a virgin girl
>never ever, they dont know shit, they're nervous as shit, and dealing with them afterwards is a fucking nightmare because now you're all they think about

While this is obviously a gross exageration, yes , women do get attached to the guy they give their virginity to. They know this, which is why most girls dream of fucking the guy they will eventually marry. With that said the whole "they get passive aggresive " is not even true for most of them.

Woth that said, yes fucking a virgon can be akward
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has shaggyposter been spotted since or did he kill himself?
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>>92169387
Why? Not enough focus on Ruby and Sapphire?
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>>92169506
hes 6 inches under

Like jack is six inches in ashi
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>>92169480
>Not him
EVERY SINGLE TIME. Holy shit without fail they always resort to this pathetic shit.
>Tumblr newfag doesn't know how to check for samefags
Jesus Christ, just kill yourself at this point, you're a waste of resources with how retarded you are.
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>>92169419
Oh god, it's too much. I could see them doing it too after that penis head joke. Why couldn't they have gotten 25 episodes instead? 13 even, a few more episodes and we could have gotten so much more out of this relationship.

Now I kind of fear that it's going to be short lived on purpose. Aku is going to hold it over Jack's head that changing the past will mean that Ashi will never be born, isn't he?
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>>92169346
no one care people like cherry pick so they would do it
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BEST EPISODE

Look, I hate Ashi, but:
1) It was fucking funny
2) TUMBLRINAS NO LONGER LIKE THE SHOW

If she dies in the next episode, it's a fucking win-win!
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>>92169312
>Implying html is hard to edit
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>>92169524
Not either of them but holy shit you're literally throwing a tantrum online right now. Examine yourself.
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>>92169482
I know you're being sarcastic, but look how society responds to actual woman pedophiles. Yeah, they think it's okay.
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>>92167744
>>92168095
I like you
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>>92168001
I still haven't seen the new robocop, total recall, point break, conan, etc etc etc either, miss me with that "if you didn't like ghostbusters you're sexist" bullshit
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>>92169506
This was the last time he was seen, I took a screenshot.
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>>92169581
Milo was over 18 too, stop calling this shit pedophilic you're just as horrible as tumblr
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>>92169528
I could've stood for a 20-episode season, or a 15-episode one. These two were way too funny last night.
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>>92167288
>get with the gays or don't put a romantic subplot.
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>>92169568
>html
It's a script retard.
>>92169569
>i-i-i-i'm someone else now I swear!!
Jesus, how pathetic. Are you seriously going to keep raging for over 400 posts?
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>>92167538
>mfw they'll die off this generation
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>Teenager fucking a 70 year old
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Tumblr is a mistake
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>>92169524
>>92169638
Dude you're fucking crazy
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>>92169657
I'm 70 and I find this hot.
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>>92169524
Don't bother, I bet the nigger doesn't even know what samefag is.
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>>92169638
>I point out that you're throwing a fit
>You resort to st-st-st-stutter post and say I'm the one who's mad
Wow, you sure showed me, huh Tumblr? You're literally projecting now.
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>>92169620
They arent calling the ship pedofilic, they are pointing out hypocrisy thats coming from Tumblr.

Greg and Rose are fine. Milo and that Atlantis Princess are fine. Fuck, even Aang and Katara are fine.

But Jack and Ashi? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>92168207
>Fem ghostbusters is a good idea.
no it's not.
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>>92169657
some days you're the teenager
some days you're the 70 year old

depending on your tastes and which one you are your opinion may vary.
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>>92169657
>Teenager fucking a 70 year old

Prophet Mohammed did younger girls. And Tumblr is A-OK with that.
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>>92169672
>>92169726
Seriously Tumblr kid, fuck off already retard. We're trying to discuss Samurai Jack, just like in real life you're worthless here, go cry somewhere else.
Also PROTIP: you're making it super obvious that even a vanilla browser can see your pathetic attempts without any add-ons, they just have to look at your posts heading.
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>>92169657
>teenager
even Phil Lamarr said that's not the case
what's wrong with 2 20-somethings fucking?
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>>92167435
I've no idead but someone should get to that RIGHT NOW, don't forget to take some of /co/'s assblastery as well
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>>92169728
>Aang and Katara are fine
that one has always been strange to me, it's either a 112yo with a 14yo or a 14yo with a 12yo
weird either way
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>>92168555
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4
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>>92167039
>I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH MEN LOVING WOMEN!
Yeah, that's tumblr.
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>>92169728
Who says it was okay? Other than aang and katara who are literally two years apart you fucking retard.
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>>92167288
Sounds just like these people that go nuts when it turns out that a character is straight. Yadda yadda makes no sense feels forced is boring everything is ruined yadda yadda.
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>>92168354
>This is how I know you're a woman
This is how I know you're an /r9k/ autist
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>>92169421
>>92169518
Long story short; they think Bismuth was an attack on BLM and consider the show racist now. However a valid point is that there have been a string of shitty poorly animated episodes lately, though the latest bomb is back on track IMO.
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>>92169803
>tumblrinas love Sakura because she's as useless as them
pottery
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People that lose their mind over gay and straight relationships in cartoons need to die.
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>>92169063
>831 notes
I actually think we're doomed as a species.
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>>92167470
And he's right because hetero IS normative. I mean normal.
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>>92167288
No wonder Korra ending up with Asami was popular for these types. They don't care how badly written it is, as long as it's gay it's ok. Ironically it's people like these who are making me more and more homophobic.
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>>92167288
these type of people shouldn't exist
that think entertainment should only pander to them
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>>92168666
This. I had someone tell me, with not a hint of irony in their voice, that "Feminism would have achieved more if men hadn't stopped it." Kinda tells you everything you need to know.

Women are just as capable as men, as long as there aren't any men around.
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>>92169808
No, its all same shit. Either they are all ok, or none of them are if we're gonna go with Jashi logic.

Jack didn't age if it wasnt OBVIOUS FROM THE FUCKING INTRO. He did had emotional baggage which is logical if you're stuck in limbu that's Aku's future.

Now fuck off with your retarded logic.
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Holy shit I checked some tags and it was hilarious.
People actually getting angry and typing rants because of a hetero relationship in a cartoon, "But I shipped Jack with *X*!", or about their age difference (Really not that much when you consider it).

I wasn't a Jashi shipper at first but now that it's happening I can't help but like it. Jack found someone who is as strong as he is, who he is happy to show the world to, and who gives him a reason to keep going. Ashi is obviously happy with it as well since Jack is the first to ever see her as a person.
It works and it's pretty damn cute. Hopefully the both of them survive it to see a happy ending, but I can't help but think something will happen that Jack will have to use a portal for to go back and save her.
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>>92169887
You are growing more homophobic because of crazy teenage girls on the internet?
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>>92169877
Listen we don't know how many of those notes are calling the person a moron

>Jack is white
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>Lots of people liked the episode but /co/ only cares about the negative
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I think these people need to learn that bisexuality is a thing and you can still ship your dude with another dude.
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>>92169946
Just a heads up but this an actual psychological thing, it's called the negativity bias. You focus more on negativity because it helps you plan your survival better.
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>>92169955
Fuck off. Jack is an honorable Samurai. Homosex was punishable by death where he came from.
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>>92169728
Fry and Leela from Futurama technically have an age-gap in excess of one universe's lifespan.
Not to forget the original difference of 1,000 years which Fry spent entirely frozen at age 25. It's pretty much the same thing here with Jack not aging. He's remaining what I'd guess to be 30. Question is what happens when Aku dies? Hopefully Jack just starts aging again and doesn't suddenly gain 50 years and possible die. That would suck.
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>>92169955
There are people that call bisexuals fence sitters. You can't please them with that, it will only make them more angry.
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>>92169924
>that pic
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>>92169083
>Or Jack looking at a bounty huntress's ass on the sly, then trying desperately not to stare at her tits
Wait what
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>>92169955
Go look up the word "bihet" on tumblr
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>>92169955
Jack has expressed interest in women since Ikra, and then there was the Nymph from the Seasons.
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>>92169063
>hets ruin everything
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>>92169657
>women enjoy the asymmetry of the pre-30's sexual marketplace and this makes them holy avatars of the feminist truth
>a man who enjoys the asymmetry of post-30's dating is a manipulative asshole
Look, I know it hurts women's feelings that they peak in their early twenties and men peak in their thirties.....and that's exactly why I only date women under 30.
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>>92167288
I can't get enough of these, because the more shit of this calliber they put out the more people eventually wake up
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>>92169955
I guess these people cannot comprehend anything that isn't a extreme so their brains will most likely explode from the concept of bisexuality.
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>>92168260
>father/daughter dynamic

*unzips pants*
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>>92169063
link?
I want to tell this cunt to eat shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_am0_iYSvs
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>no one has posted my disappointed tumblr post yet
guess I should've been more dramatic about how it ruined the entire series or something. Truth is I just thought they would start the battle with aku in this episode and getting romance instead of that was a letdown.
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>>92168072
>I'll take 'things that didn't happen' for 500, Alex
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>>92167288
I feel like this isn't real.
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>>92169955
But anon, these people never cared about having things, they care about taking things from others. If Jack's bi, he can't be taken away from people who like hetstuff.
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>>92170017
this scene
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Are we still allowed to be disappointed it wasn't a father/daughter relationship
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>>92169547
Anon, you okay? You have a stroke or somethin'?
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>>92170313

Sure, as long as you aren't a salty cunt about it.
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>>92170313
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>not realizing Ashi sealed her own fate

She's fokkin dedm8
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>>92167288
I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS

WHAT DID I SAY

BEING STRAIGHT BECOMING A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
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>>92167354
>Makes about 3 percent of the population

This has always been a dumbass argument. Friends takes place in New York, yet the cast is ridiculously monochromatic. Most shows are, even in a fantasy or sci-fi setting. The amount of white people in the world rivals the amount of people that inhabit China, so white people are still grossly over-represented no matter how you slice it. Stop bringing statistics into the mix when they can just as easily work against you
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>>92170313
I am, cuz I wanted him to do a selfless sacrifice and save her and her sisters as children.

Course I know it was a long shot, but...
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There's nothing wrong in fucking your surrogate daughter as long there are no blood relations and she wants just as bad as you.
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>>92170343
I honestly thought that was what all the crying was about at first, I guess I don't pay attention to that shit, I had no idea there was some gay subtext apparently.

>>92170354
Okay that's funny.
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>>92170430
>The amount of white people in the world rivals the amount of people that inhabit China, so white people are still grossly over-represented no matter how you slice it
Because they're English shows you fucking cuck
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>>92170413

>tumblrites keep insisting sexuality is not a choice
>except if you're straight then you need to inspect your prerogative
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>>92170413
"b-but SJWs are harmless"
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>>92170354
why is he using #tumblr on twitter when he can just post the thing on tumblr, am I getting too old to understand how social media works
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>>92167421
this is beyond tumblr obviously, we gotta stop saying it as if it was contained and realize its becoming mainstream thought now
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>>92167288
horseshoe theory does exist

replace some words and you could mistake it for some hick getting mad at a gay couple in a movie
>>
How can one man be so based?
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>>92170354
I don't tend to comment on these type of things, because it's clear that the people being highlighted are clearly immature in their ways of thinking. With that being said, the fact of the matter is that relationships evolve over time between characters, and shockingly, real people.


The internet was a mistake.
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>>92169981
Not really. So long as he was the top. During the edo period it was blurred. There were rules but they were constantly crossed. Though japanese people consider it a phase or a fetish.
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>>92167435
I've been asking for this. Do it.
NaruSaku & IchiRuki tears were glorious.
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>>92169657
>Teenager
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>>92167942
It's a bad thing because it reduced Ashi (and her issues) to nothing but a love interest for Jack.

I wouldn't be surprised if she dies just to fuel Jack's anger at this point.
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>>92167421

The whales see everything that doesn't fit inside their tiny worldview as a personal attack. They're mentally ill. They aren't the problem, it's the people that humor them and encourage this behavior.

It's like with trannies. You shouldn't deal with that shit by telling someone who is obviously very sick that they should just chop their dick off and start wearing dresses.
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>>92170413
>tumblr an extreme minority that screams loudly has any influence on the world
go outside.
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>>92168903
>did you see what i just did wrong there?
wha
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>>92170466
Are you talking about Friends? Cuz that's set in New York, where people from many different strokes of life happen to live. Are you talking about the sci fi/fantasy settings? Cuz that's still a dumbass argument, considering these shows are typically American-made, and America is an absolute melting pot

Be more specific in the future
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>>92170490
i think the guy is trying to direct the insult at tumblr but idk
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>>92170533
So much based men in this world.
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>>92168888
>and I hate drawing men
hmmmm
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>>92170592
They have an influence on *our* world
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>>92167403
Now I feel like a boob for not betting 500 dollarydoos
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>>92170172
>Truth is I just thought they would start the battle with aku in this episode

Not being smarmy, but did you not read the ep summaries? Probably we won't have that happen until next episode.
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>>92169063
>Ashi
>non sexualized

She was sexualized since episode 3.
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>>92168888
what the fuck is up with jacks mouth
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>>92167627
>that ending scene
.....w-watcha?
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>>92168888
I hate this generation.
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>>92170768
He's got the gays.
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>>92170451

There's been no gay subtext. Like, ever in the show. People are delusional if they ever seriously thought Jack would just "have a boyfriend", given that every time he's shown any romantic intent towards anybody it's been women.
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>>92169063
OY VEY, THE GAY KNOW! SHUT IT DOWN
>t. filthy het
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>>92169972
>>92169972
That's cute. You're cute.
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>>92167627
KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE
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>>92170730
nope, I try to stay as spoiler-free as I can each week and last week's ep ended with that "so what next? Aku" line. That combined with one of the showrunners talking up the finale and show finales often spanning multiple eps I had fooled myself into thinking this episode was going to lead up to the final battle.
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>>92170807
It's not even guys it's straight women who call themselves "queer" and just masturbate to gay dudes.
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>>92169308
>>92170118

Searching for the last tag turns up nothing. I guess they deleted it.
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>>92170807
well tumblr says he smiled once at the two monks, that makes him gay!
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>>92170490
Anyone that searches for tumblr will find his post
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>>92170592
They do.

Have you seen the Democratic Party in America recently?

Or just about any left-wing political party in the world?
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>>92168664
I dunno man, burch definitely has competition. J Mcintosh and that guy who's the third wheel to purplekecleon are pretty high up there.
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>>92168888
It's over for them, the day of the rope can't come soon enough.
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>>92167852
Jack looked like an old hobo, and Ashi being I introduced as a child skewed peoples views.
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All this bitching about Jack digging you Ashi's clam trench, and not a single person saying anything about Dr. Zoidwalrus.

So sad.
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>>92170430
You're very casually dismissing a huge number of different ethnicities, languages and cultures when you just lump them all as "white people" and paint them as a single monolithic group comparable to the Han Chinese.

Over-representation of white people in Hollywood fiction is hardly strange. There's also an over-representation of Japanese in Japanese movies, or Indians in Indian movies. In a similar fashion, white countries have been making movies starring white people. But demographics are shifting in Western nations and it's already changed how Hollywood approaches movie casting. Because of that, I'm not sure why you're picking on USA instead of for example China and its lack of tolerance for diversity.
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>>92170964
We already had an episode of character reapperances.
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>>92169132
tell us the full story, anon, what happened?
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>>92170413
normies will never think that way and normies are the blood of capitalist society
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>>92167039
Amusing that /co/ loves the new episode for the sole reason that it managed to piss off tumblr to such an extent that they're leaving the show in droves because of " forced heteronormity and born sexy yesterday" - even if the episode itself was just shit at large.

Now I can't wait for /co/ to lose their shit and start bitching about 'Jew-pushed feminism shit' when the rumors turn out to be true and Ashi really does kill off Aku in the final episode.

The show went to shit after episode 3 anyway; its gotten so bad to the point that I dropped it last week. Now I'm just visiting the threads for the sweet drama and memes and I can't WAIT to see what kind of anal devastation happens for the last 2 episodes.
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>>92171169
I never thought it would be so easy to drop a show until this snoozefest aired
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>>92171069
>normalfags will never support the abolishment of slavery
>normalfags will never support the abolishment of segregation
>normalfags will never support the ratification of gay marriage

>implying normalfags question anything that they're taught in school
>implying social sciences in most public schools isn't one big wank about how straight white men are the devil
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How many eps till the finale?
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>>92168903
>>Thinking that all of 4chan is obsessed with tumblr like co and pol are
>being this new
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>>92170709
Where's that gif from the simpson when one of marges sisters says the hate is strong in this one to lisa
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>>92171338
One more and then the finale
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>>92171030
Demographics aren't changing.

Blacks are still ~15% of the American population, and they're the ones being emphasized for 'representation'. Unless you could all the dead aborted babies in the census, there's no real validity to your argument.
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>>92171030
Is this loss?
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>>92167288
ITS CURRENT YEAR! C'MON!
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>>92171408
You could say that for blacks, but that certainly isn't the case for hispanics, middle easterners or asians.
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>>92167039
They're all fucking idiots, that ending was really sweet and I'm pretty sure it was a reference to Genndy renewing his wedding vows.
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>>92171169
>when the rumors turn out to be true and Ashi really does kill off Aku in the final episode

I've literally never seen that except as somebody bitching it'll happen.
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>>92167488
wtf im an akuz missile now?
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>heterosexuality shouldn't be treated as normal

Nigga wat.
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>>92171169
>The show went to shit after episode 3
Good to see I'm not the only one who sees this, next episode might be a feels ride, but we'll never reach that peak that was episode 3.
And i get the feeling aku's defeat will leave a bad taste in my mouth.
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I think her feminist schtick is mostly an act/scam, might be almost normal at home
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>>92167443
95+%, more like
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>>92169063
>Asains
>white
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>>92171649
And we wonder how the human race will become extinct.
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A/POL/OGIZE
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>>92167288

This reads like bait.
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>>92171030
Countries that are almost exclusively one race aren't comparable to a melting pot like the USA. How did you even come to that conclusion? Yes, it makes sense that nearly everyone in a Japanese show would be Japanese. No, it doesn't make sense that nearly everyone in an American show taking place in New York would be white
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>>92171169
/co/ is an interesting beast. It's the flip side of tumblr, but it's too stupid to realize that
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>>92171800
Depends on how you count, I think.
If you treat orientation as a gradient rather than a binary thing, you get a lot more people who are somewhat likely to be interested in some sort of not-strictly-heterosexual thing.
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>>92169986
It's not the same. Fry and Aang remained exactly the same because they were frozen. They didn't mentally age or gain experience. Jack did. Age is mostly mental and he was conscious and experiencing through all that time. His body remaining young means nothing relatively.
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>>92171305
>that was good
>that was good
>nobody should care

Normies will eventually go along with anything that doesn't impact them personally. If you try telling them they're evil and wrong for being straight white cis etc they won't take it.

We've seen it. That's literally what this election was about. Normies going NOPE at the Dems' overly-SJW push and electing a protest candidate.
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>When your idenity and self worth is so fragile that you see a hetrosexual relationship in a cartoon as an attack on your personhood
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>>92167319
>heteronomativitiy
I saw some post about "neurotypical" in regards to people who dont have mental disorders and I don't know if these people are making shit up or if this is the new normal
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>>92171959
/pol/ told me le pen would win
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>>92172361
I don't understand why these people are so obsessed over imaginary characters
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>>92172179
Not really. It was just nobody really wanted Hillary and some had wanted Bernie, so they voted someone who wasn't Hillary in protest. Because fuck falling in line with the DNC.
Far too few normies are really deep enough into this feminist shit to care much and all who bitch online are low-voting demographics.
It was not so much Trump winning as it was Hillary losing because even the tangerine looked better than that fossilised banker whore.
It was voting between two flavors of turd to swallow and America picked the funky one.

>>92172395
Neurotypical means you have no neurological defect. You can still be insane. This is just morons trying to make their disadvantages and minority status into a secret clubhouse.
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>>92172179
The Dems push wasn't overly SJW at all. I mean, the media is overly SJW, but they've been obnoxiously SJW for almost a decade.

The Dems ignored the will of the people in their own primary and pushed a corrupt, establishment candidate that was part of what they considered a dynasty that must be continued, and after THAT she pushed that contingent further away ("Burnie-bros" label) and campaigned on literally no substance at all. Her stances were "We won't accomplish a lot of things, because accomplishing things is very hard, but I'm good at working slowly!" and "Trump is a douche!" while having the speech and people skills of an uncanny valley robot.
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>>92170413
Dude, it's one single person's anonymous opinion. You'll never meet them in real life and their opinion has no bearing on you whatsoever. I'd say stop being so buttblasted, but that's literally the point of this entire thread.
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>>92167288
>#i just would've been happier with jack having a boyfriend or something

What the fuck is wrong with people?
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>>92169063

>samurai jack
>son of the Japenese emperor
>white
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>>92172944
>still wearing his shirt
Nothing says "marked" like wearing his stuff.
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>>92172428
For some poor souls it's literally all they have. And it isn't just tumblr. The saying "Internet is serious business" has been around for ages to sarcastically describe these kind of people.
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>>92172645
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>>92167288
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>>92172989
She probably will be, too, unless she makes a new leaf dress or something off-screen.
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>>92173075
Then what would Jack wear.
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>>92173075
Hm. A new Samurai outfit, perhaps?
Cute partner look.
>>
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>>92173133
His fundoshi, at least until Ashi gets something new.

>yfw Ashi doesn't wanna give up the gi
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>>92171582

Underrated
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>>92172944
JACKED
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>>92171582
THE PORTAHLS, ACKU
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>>92167288

I think this is a case of people being-on the internet 24/7 and only interacting with like-minded people.

The bubble is real.
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>>92169374
Aang is fucking ancient and Katara is 15
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>>92173476
pic related its joke
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>>92171649
It's so fucking beautiful, SJWs are literally the reverse bible-thumpers, they are so insecure about their sexuality bullshit that hetero relationships upset them
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>>92172618
This is the opinion the man who just won the French presidency.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZwk9CmFdww
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>>92169657
Phil said she was in her 20s. I thought it was pretty obvious.
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>>92169854
Y'know, there are valid points to critiize both Steven Universe and Samurai Jack.

Steven Universe with poor pacing and inconsistent art.

Samurai Jack also with poor pacing and lack of strong hints toward Jashi in previous episodes.

But leave it to tumblr with bullshit about "heteronormativity", racism and pedophilia .
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How much of the people complaining "muh heterosexuals" on tumblr are actual heterosexuals being offended for people who probably don't even watch the show?
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>>92170859
That's going to be the next episode. We were aware like two weeks ago.
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>>92173803
>I dedicated this blog to you and this is how you repay me
KEK
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>>92170704
what's the story behind this picture?
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>>92173803
>the worst thing in heterosexual bullshit writing since the ending of naruto
That gal can't keep getting btfo
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>>92173803
I am Fuckyou for Aku now
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>>92173640

There is always the possibility that there are trolls on tumblr who over-react to everything on purpose.

I'm just saying that we can't take stuff said by people online at face value, half of tumblr can be secret /pol/ for all we know.
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>>92173954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz8X2A7wHyQ&t=3s
James Rolfe refused to see The Ghostbusters 2016 movie and a bunch of SJW's got triggered.
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>>92169063

How you gonna post that and not give us a source, anon? I need to make fun of this person!
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>>92173954
The Angry Video Game Nerd did a short video during the Cisbusters thing explaining why he wasn't going to see the Ghostbusters reboot - tl;dr, he didn't think the trailers looked good, and he didn't like the nostalgia-mining the studio was doing and didn't want to reward that behavior.

When the SJWs found out, they chimped out, called him a rapist, threatened him, harassed him, doxxed him, the usual shit.
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>>92174060
>he ended up watching it and liking it
The ultimate self-cucking.
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>I will lay it to waste, turn their people to salt. And garnish a million meals with the salt, which we will eat for eternity.

Is the line that comes to mind with all this.
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>>92174109
Insulted his waifu too.
>>92174128
Sauce?
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On the other hand, the fanart fucking delivers
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best thing is these ppl are most just pretend queers who think theyre not straight because they only wanna fuck on thursdays or whatever and basically just fetishize gay ppl
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>>92174233
THAT'S A LOVELY YOUNG LADY YOU'RE COURTING, SAMURAI.

IT WOULD BE A TERRIBLE SHAME IF SOMETHING WERE TO...

...HAPPEN TO HER.
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>>92174128
He said it was average
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>>92167421
It's not just tumblr.
There's a lot of fuckers here flipping their shit because they self project as Jack and think he is wizard like them.
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>>92174233
Bigger.
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>>92173803
>Jack
>white
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>>92173803
>people are STILL mad about naruto's ending
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Remember this classic post
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>>92174689
https://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all
I have the Hall of Anal Devastation bookmarked so I can always get my daily salt intake
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>>92174702
I actually remember this post! I then watched the episode and thought "how was it confirmed at all?"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOPTYqyNyDA
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>>92174810
>tfw some of my own screencaps are still in there
Good times
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>>92171169
>Dropped SJ a week ago
>Calls the new episode shit without seeing it

FOOLISH SAMURAI
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>>92167288
>get with the gays or don't put a romantic subplot
And they wonder no body respects their Baskin Robin's assortment of sexualities. They want creators to hop on gay representation like it's the hip, new thing to do. They treat their own damn sexuality like it's a trend. Amazing. They hate being pandered to, yet this is the exact same shit they ask for.
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>>92174702
>The Wrongest Man Ever
That title still belongs to this guy.
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>>92175085
I really did not expect it.
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>>92168364
>husband

Anita used and discared the cuck
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I feel as if having the scotts around with Jack and Ashi would have eased things for the audience.
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>>92175019
Aren't most love interests transparent attempts to pander to women? What an ungrateful piece of shit
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>>92175019
>IMPLYING
>IMPLYING
>IMPLYING
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>>92170413
>being straight, cis and white is becoming something socially accepted to be hated for
I live in NYC, trust me, it's not just online

Can't complain about it cause "muh privilege", which trust me, if I have it then I haven't been using it cause I've been poor my whole life.
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>>92167288

WHO DARES TO SUMMON THE MASTER OF MEMES
THE DELIVERER OF DANKNESS
THE SHOGUN OF SOCIAL JUSTICE

THE CURRENT YEAR
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>>92174891
Upload a webm on /wsg/.
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>>92167993
>>92170554

You have to be a Fucking dumbass to not see that Ichigo and Rukia's relationship was out of respect

It was too obvious that Orihime was going to get Ichigo's dick
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>>92169063

>Ashi is asian
>Jack is white

NANI
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>>92175019
Wait i know this bitch
http://wet-monsoon.tumblr.com/
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>>92167181
Your a millenial stupid fag
>>
Why the heterosexuals ruin everything?
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>>92167181
All adults should die, too.
All people should die.

You're stupid/
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>>92169063
>#hets ruin everything
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>>92168491
>being this triggered over getting called an angry virgin
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>>92167288
I was smiling throughout the episode but that kiss was rough.
Could've been a lot more sensual though.
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>>92171800
If we're going by worldwide population it's more like 98%.
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>>92167288
>come on it's 2017

Are these people aware that the sole purpose of life is to reproduce and keep the cycle of life going? Making everyone gay is the complete opposite of that.
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Alright guys
Missed this series as a kid, but this level of butthurt has finally grabbed my attention after all these years.
Is there any way I can watch the original seasons right now through an official source or am I going to have to Yar Har?
Pic unrelated
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>>92175889

I don't believe so.

I mean, there's a DVD set of the original series, but it's not in print so you'd be buying used anyway.
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>>92175889
I'm in a good mood today. Here, have every episode of the original series (don't have the new season though, but it shouldn't be too hard to dig up.)

mega:#F!Q8sCxaKT!Zd1Bu5kxqX41qNGxkQbraQ
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>>92175889
>>92175972

It's on Hulu.
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>>92167288
This is a satirical comment, right? I mean, come on now
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>>92176017
And here's a source that gives you S5 1080p Jack.
https://kametsu.com/topic/57530-samurai-jack-season-5-1080p/
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>>92167443
90% is REALLY wishful thinking.
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>>92170585
that is literally the only reason women exist
may as well be realistic
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>>92170591
yeah, you should put two shotgun shells into their brain
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>>92167443
More like 80 or 70% today
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>>92168001
If that had been executed well, there would have been grumbling, but overall people would have accepted it as good and a worthy successor to the franchise. Instead it turned out to be just one more in the long line of shitty franchise reboots Hollywood has been cranking out lately.
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>>92176262
>70%

It's not that low in liberal NYC
>>
I didn't know /co/ was shameless contrians. If Tumblr ranted about how you shouldn't run front of a moving train, would all of you run in front of moving trains?
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>>92167288
>2017
>people still play current year card for their lib agenda
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>>92173610
>4chan user are, somehow, NOT the weirdest people of the internet.
It makes my mind spin.
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I just made a Dumblr account so I could shitpost & bait SJWs, how do I make my posts visible enough to trigger someone?
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>>92174128
he didnt like it
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>>92176262
The actual number is 96.2% in America. It's about 98% in the world. LGBT is a meme and nothing more.
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>>92176262
You must be delusional if you cant see its closer to 97 to 98%
Reminder that the bulk of human population comes from asia. Places like china where everyone is a souless drone, or india where you can get killed by muslins any time by being gay
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>>92169981
dude
bushido is super gay
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>>92174441
honestly if the finale pulls some eureka seven shit like this i'd be down with jashi

i unironically love stuff where the power of love fucks shit up
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>>92167560

How can people be this fucking retarded?
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>>92174128
James has literal shit taste in movies if you actually watch his videos.
He thinks Star Wars Episode 2 was a regular blockbuster and Episode 3 was great.
I love the guy, but come on.
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>>92175019
This person is right about the possibility of Ashi being a women in distress at the end of the series though. That would be shitty, I hope they don't do it.
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>>92168207
>Feminist ghostbusters is questionable.

Honestly wouldn't mind that if it were entertaining. I can enjoy media that doesn't agree with my world view. But I can't forgive bad direction and editing.
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>>92169063
>Japanese man voiced by a black guy
>white
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>>92176667
>incase reaction image
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>>92176262
And those friggin homos will still be all "no one CHOOSES to be gay we aren't converting your children pls don't look further into our sinister plans"
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>>92169728
You know what the difference is? Greg wasn't spawned from the bowels of the Earth knowing literally nothing about the world a little over a week ago.
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>>92167560
Meh, I can't disagree with this at all. It's a tired trope that shows a lot of sexual insecurities about the writer and his approach and fantasies about younger women. Can't blame them tho', I have that exact fantasy too, but as a narrative tool it's kinda pathetic.

That said, I like Jashi because Jack deserved someone and he clearly fell in love not because of Ashi being competent at fighting, but because she was a cute girl in front of him and Jack doesn't talk to girls, as well as Ashi developing her first personal relationship with a guy who happens to be really nice and handsome.
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>>92167290
the season started going to shit after ep3
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>>92167288
>B-BUT IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
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>>92176810
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>Man and woman both in post-apoc world
>People shocked when they get sexually involved with each other

Why? Why wouldn't they get together? Jack is not some asexual retard, remember his upbringing? His life was normal for a couple years before he began his life's mission to train and destroy Aku. He was surrounded by men most of his life and he's always been awkward around women because of that.
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>>92176444

Just reply/re quote people directly and tag it all Samurai jack
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>>92167692
They are already here.
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>>92176944
>It's a tired trope that shows

Name all the characters you know off the top of your head that suffer from this trope.

Have some integrity and don't google
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>>92168302
She was so good that Zone is obsessed with her to this day.
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>>92167319
They're both bad build ups, we can all agree on that much.
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>>92171343
/pol/ hasn't given a shit about Tumblr in over a year.
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>>92167159
Dunno about other people but for me it's not a hetero/homo thing. I'm salty because he's not asexual.

How did he go 50 years without any interest in women until Ashi? It's fucking stupid.
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>>92174128
He didn't like it. He said it was middle of the road.
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>>92173803
>tags: pedophila mention
Is this for pedophiles to find it? Its not even written right.
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>>92167319
Don't know shit about Korra but Jack and Ashi was 100% forced and you can't argue that.

There's no such thing as natural romance in the last 5 episodes of a 60 episode show that had zero romance prior.

It's forced. Deal with it and stop using Tumblretards as your argument.
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>>92177555
>How did he go 50 years without any interest in women until Ashi?

Here's your problem. You weren't paying attention or you are delusional.
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>>92172179
Dems would have done better if they hadn't nominated an establishment candidate whose entire argument for being elected consisted of the following
>I'm a woman
>I'm not Trump
>It's my turn
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>>92177606
Korra was 1000% more forced and completely out of left field.

Jashi wasn't, stop watching the show through a homo-normative lens. There were signs :)
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>>92177583
It's so that people using third-party post blockers can block it if they're uncomfortable with mentions of pedophilia.
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>>92177555
>How did he go 50 years without any interest in women until Ashi? It's fucking stupid.

He did have an interest in women, he just didn't indulge himself into pursuing such because, for one, he couldn't relate well to most of these weirdo future people, and for another, he had his quest. Circumstances contrived to keep Ashi and Jack working together, and things basically developed from there.
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>>92174979
Isn't Baskin Robin's only 31 flavors?
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>>92173803
>why isn't the world shaped to MY liking
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>>92177659
>thing 1 was worse so that means thing 2 is okay!
That's not how it works kiddo.
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>>92177606

Learn the difference between forced and rushed.

As it is only 3 out of the 10 episodes of the season will not have a focus on Jack and Ashi mutual dynamic and every episode will have been on their paths intertwining to defeat Aku
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>>92177555
Barely meets other women, only warrior woman he met was fucking Aku, doesn't want to see loved one die, sole purpose in life was to kill Aku (just like Ashi's was to kill Jack).

Take your pick.

They both did not have normal lives, Ashi more so
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>>92177636
Nice argument.
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>>92177689
Jashi wasn't out of nowhere. Watch it again youngin. It was RUSHED not FORCED.
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>>92172645
That was a good post.
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>>92177606
this, i feel like the show got derailed as fuck.
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>>92177729

It is because there is evidence showing Jack showing interest in women that directly refutes your claim
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Times Jack has clearly been straight in the past:
>As a child, gets kissed by a little girl and gets flustered
>Gets flustered when an attractive woman hits on him and waves her ass in front of him
>Gets mind controlled by the sirens who can mind control people who think they're attractive (which is why the Scotsman, who only finds hideous Celtic women attractive, is immune)
>Clearly makes eyes at Ikra
>In the non-canon comics, falls in love with a woman (who also turns out to be Aku, but he doesn't know it at the time)
>Never shows any interest in men whatsoever, I don't know where tumblr got that
I don't know why people were surprised by this.
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>>92177700
>Learn the difference between forced and rushed.
This was both.

In fact I 100% promise you that if this season had happened right after 4 instead of a decade later, there'd be no romantic pandering at all. There would be no Ashi. The only reason it happened was because Season 5 is happening in 2017 and Gendy or someone above him wanted waifushipping shit to get more internet views and talk.

And it's working. If Ashi wasn't a thing I bet there'd be a lot less people talking about Season 5 at all.
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>>92177555
>Not once but twice he gets pranked by Aku shapeshifting into a woman
>HURR HURR Y NO ASEXUL?
You're perhaps even more retarded than the tumblrites.
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>>92172645
Yes good.

They're both strangers in the same land.
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>>92177784
Plus people weren't allowed to be gay back then until Greeks invented it.
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>>92177805
>In fact I 100% promise you that if this season had happened right after 4 instead of a decade later, there'd be no romantic pandering at all. There would be no Ashi. The only reason it happened was because Season 5 is happening in 2017 and Gendy or someone above him wanted waifushipping shit to get more internet views and talk.


Okay you are just delusional
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>>92177308
Fifth Element is an obvious one, Olivia Wilde from Tron 2, that asian girl from Cloud Atlas. Just off the top of my head.
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>>92177700
after people waited over a decade to see jack again, youd think they would actually give him screentime. and not some random jerryrigged character shoehorned in for jerkoff material... the show is barely even animated, aku rarely appears, its totally derailed.
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>>92177805
Or how about Genndy just said, "hey would it be neat if we made some kind of anti-jack character who trained from birth to hunt him? And like maybe Jack could somehow make her an ally after showing her what Aku truly was?"
>will she be JACKED eventually?
"Uhhh sure why not I think asians are hot, not sure why I even married my jew wife tbhfam."

How it probably happened
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>>92172645
very pure
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>>92177751
>Jashi wasn't out of nowhere.
kek
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>>92177949
>Cloud Atlas

Isn't according to the that video that keeps getting posted that movie a subversion of it because she comes into her own character independently?

Doesn't seem like the trope has definitive standards which allows a lot of goalpost shifting based on subjectivity.
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>>92167443
>90%
99.9%
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>>92178063

>New plot elements introduced after a 50 year timeskip

Oy vey, who could have seen it coming!
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>>92178063
All original characters are either old men or dead. Did you REEE at scotsmans brood of daughters as well?
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>>92167942
>Is it bad when it happens to males too?
Nothing bad can ever happen to men, tragedy and even inconvenience are the sovereign territory of women.
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>>92173803
stay forever salty filthy degenerates
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>>92168001
I thought two of those lady actors were perfectly fine choices. They had shit writers, shit graphics and that just ruined the movie for a lot of people.

If you are gonna do Ghost busters it better have practical effects
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>>92178101
What a convenient excuse.

>>92178135
The fuck does that have to do with anything?

My point is whether you like Ashi or not you can't fucking deny that a major character and love interest being introduced during the last 1/6 of the entire series is definitely out of nowhere.
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>>92178072
QT Asian Pa2T is basically a slave child who is rebellious and doesn't know a thing about the world until she's rescued or escapes, I don't remember. She grows as a person during her own adventure but for the most part she has the role of the innocent, discovering the world and later she has sex with her rescuer without knowing that much about sexuality. She's a good example of that trope.
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>>92167039
I LOVE you Genndy... no homo.
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>>92168888
Someone draw Jack and pregnant Ashi coming home from Sunday church dressed in nice traditiona clothing and submit it to this person's blog.
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>/pol/tards using this thread to shitpost about gays

Go back. Anyways, the amount of people pissed off about Jashi from both tumblr & 4chan is hilarious. Like this shit wasn't obvious from episode 4 & has been built up for most of the season.
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>>92177949

3 examples and one questionable. Such is a "tired" trope
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>>92178458
Proud of jack for finally getting laid
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>>92177986

Lack of Aku is a legitimate criticism and I get that.

Still not buying the ultimately "forced" meme
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>>92178514
Agreed. The man has had a rough life & he deserves to be happy & get his dick wet.
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STRAITS
WIN
AGAIN*

*this means the human race will continue instead of dying out
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>>92176444
What if the people you're baiting are trolls to begin with? Whether or not they believe what they're saying, they're too ridiculous and insignificant to do anything but laugh at and move on.
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>>92178523
i feel like the budget couldve been spent better than adding a previously unrelated character. initially this season, we had a good taste of jacks relationship with himself, and the world, but a lot of the important aspects of the franchise got pushed aside for her to happen. the secondary character, aku, has briefly appeared in a couple of episodes. jack is the secondary character now, and ashi is the main. it would have been nice to have creative monster design and good animation like with CN.
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>>92178897
>previously unrelated character
You don't know shit about genndy anon. Ashi is the missing character.
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>>92167039
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>>92170585
i hope she does, shit character
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>>92178632
>Straits
Yeah. The Straits get money for nothing and chicks for free.
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>>92178523
>Lack of Aku is a legitimate criticism and I get that.

I feel like Aku has appeared just enough
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>>92178994
>>92178994
No that ain't working.
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>>92179039
He didn't appear too often in the original series either.
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>>92167640
Yeah, ok, except it's not because Jack is pure too, so it's more of a mutual exploration
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>>92179048
That's the way you do it.
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>>92178950
there was nothing missing in the first 4 seasons, theres plenty missing in season 5.
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>>92167039
>mfw they have Vietnam flashbacks when they hear Everybody Loves Somebody.
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>>92179149
Get your money for nothing and your chicks for free!
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>>92179264
Of a man kissing a woman, covered in worm goo.
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>>92179284
We gotta install microwave ovens!
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>>92178950
the audience doesnt know about genndys waifu, the audience doesnt care about genndys waifu.
the audience wants a resolution to jacks conflict, not whatever all this unrelated shit is.
it was about as awkward as watching a softcore sex scene in a movie, with your family in the room.
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>>92179333
Custom kitchen delivery, we got to move these refrigerators.
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>>92179264
wft? I hate Dean Martin now.
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>>92179418
We gotta move these color TVs.
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>>92167305
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>>92169981
Hahahaha. That just mean he had his boypussy smashed by a older man when he was training.
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>>92179468
I should've learned to play the guitar!
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>>92168888
Uh
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>>92176418
Because in spite of our retarded arguments, controversies, and activities, most of us are actually self aware of how absurd said activities are and participate for the sake of irony.
Frequently actual stupid people will think they are in good company and get called out, but we mostly keep to ourselves.

We browse here for the sake of memes and irony, for to us those two represent the best forms of humor you can get on the internet.
Actual discussion quickly devolves into shitfests since for the most part people want to just keep their own arguments, want to believe the other side have no arguments, and thus are ill prepared to represent their own.
Not to mention every discussion is subject to parroting on either side, and any controversial statement made here (at least in controversy to the general opinion on the board) is quickly dismissed as faulty and "being contrarian".

tl;dr We're all just here to meme and act ironically for the sake of it, but are for the most part self aware about it. Tumblr, in the non-satirical parts of its userbase, is not.
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>>92178478
>3 examples off the top of my head
>thinking one is questionable
a shit trope is a tired trope when you use it twice
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