Where them daughterfags at?

FatherxDaughter is the purest form of love.

>>92160506

Bitching at loser central, Tumblr.

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>>92160506
Swooced right outta here.

>>92160506
all jack threads are now incest threads

>>92160506
On suicide watch

>we want the Macron audience

>tfw mods were deleting Jashi threads on sight a few hours ago

The butthurt is real

I feel like this would've been a lot nicer had it switched order with the last episode. After he meets the gods and gets the sword back the next thing should be the Aku fight. This might have just come across as clouding the vision and meandering.

>>92160545
This is a thing about /co/ during times like this, it makes situations so ambiguous with tangential, usually sexual remarks.
>Jack and Ashi kissing as music plays
>/co/ takes the jump to assume they're fucking
>Then the jump that they're still doing the father/daughter thing and it's closer to incest
>"This means Jack would've fucked Aku if they stayed together longer too"
Like it just gets so ambiguous and fetishy that it's hard to actual discuss it because everyone goes to different levels with the interpretations and shit.

>>92160506
Mods are daughterfags so don't expect this thread to last.

I kinda like that they played Dean Martin.

>>92160518
>>92160545
>>92160765
This is like the end of Usagi Drop, /a/ kinda had the same reaction

>>92160772
It fit perfectly.

>>92160772
they did, but just in one thread

>>92160369
committing seppuku after seeing my get

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>>92160506
I can't hate it, the sheer mountains of salt it's made in such a short time is hilarious

What a lame development, damn shame

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BTFO
T
F
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>Post yfw when EVERYBODY

>>92160506
jokes on you I'm a hikaru genji fag

>>92160518
This desu.

It only made me want it more.

Anyone else disappointed Jack didn't take the opportunity to restock his arsenal when they found that armory?
I know he's got the sword back and everything, but I really liked combat pragmatist Jack.

>>92160506
This entire series was based on the creator's dream where he was a samurai wandering the ruins with his waifu, right?

>>92162644
I am now. didn't even think about that.
also thought it was weird that Ashi used melee instead of any of the powerful guns.
I swear, if she doesn't have a weapon in the next episode I'll rage. she really needs the weapon she trained her whole life with.

>>92162644
episodes 1-3 have a totally different feel from the rest of this season. Absolute disappointment.

>>92162894
This
It's like watching completely different show now

>>92162644
there is no difference between a twig and a legendary sword in the hands of a master

>>92160577
?

Where the FUCK are all the naked Ashi screencaps?

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i wasnt surprised because i saw it a mile away but i did expect for them to not get a relationship because of some kind of drama thing (jack killing her sisters and being an offspring of aku)

>>92160577
Nah, the genders are swapped there.

>>92162972
Her sister's don't matter, they were just a bunch of expendable (nameless) women that were killed off to show how Aishi is so much more unique, basically on the tier of backstory love interests for a male hero.

>>92160506
Idc, I like Jashi too. This season's not the masterpiece I was expecting, but it's still a fun ride.

>>92163004
i just dont believe that ashi wasnt that attached to her sisters

they toiled together through pain and their training
that shouldve at least built a strong bond between them

also theres gotta be some kind of twist when ashi confronts aku

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>>92162534
Cause I know this means more shadman jack comics

>>92160506
Hey.

I was always on the father-daughter boat. Still am.

I really have no problems with the direction it's going.

>>92163033
They were trained to never feel affection, and were never allowed to view anything of the sort either. That's why all of them were so freaked out by the doe and the buck nuzzling each other.

Hoping for an Old Boy situation

>>92160506
>when I have seen this spoiler
reeeee
>when Jack drops spaghetti all over place because of woman
REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>92160506
Lets post the salt from tumblr

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Some tumblr headcanons won't be the same anymore

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ja32uS-bD0

>I'm just startin' Jack

>>92163603
>>92163692
It's his story, not a big fan of it but holy shit. Their was a 50/50 chance, how did you not see this coming after he saved her?

I feel some people watch things for the wrong reason or missing the big picture.

Gendy you magnificent bastard, you did it. You really went and did it.

>in b4 KorrAsami was "brave" but this is "controversial".

>>92163863
No this was exactly as dumb as KorrAsami

>>92163863
Last thing I would call Korrasami is brave.
This isn't either, but at least here there's a kiss and hard onscreen confirmation, instead of pussying out of pissing off what little fanabse they had left and just staying in muddy waters of implications and subtext that, while confirmed by the creators almost imediatelly, also flies over the head of the more casual viewers and comes off as a desperate attempt to appear progressive.

>>92163603

Tumblr tears are delicious.

>>92160709
There have been so many moments this season that made me feel like it was pandering to some fetish I'm unaware of.

This week it was the scene where jack was sucking the poison from Ashi's leg. I know one of you deviants got hard.

>>92163043
>I know this means more homosexual comics

>>92160772
The smashcut of them finally giving in to their feelings combined with the sudden unexpected '30s sounding love chorus and Dean Martin singing through the WATCHAA, credits and CN logos. It was a shock that made me beam from ear to ear. Happy for my man, jack!

>>92163603
I know that I'm reaching a little but I've always taken it that Jack hasn't aged since he came to the future so he's still the same age basically. Though he does have more life experience, so there's that.

And Ashi is a fully grown woman right? The flashbacks of her growing up took place over her whole lifetime until her and the sisters finally set out to kill the Samurai. And I always just took the height difference as the kind that's common even between men and women the same age.

There's definitely elements of 'born sexy yesterday' thing since he's showing her around this world that's all new to her but there isn't much of a power imbalance between them physically.

I don't know, they both seem inexperienced and a little shy in matters of love and they're both just finally acting on what they've been feeling all along. It's fine. Go to bed tumblr.

>>92163603
>teen
she's obviously at least 20

>>92163895
this

>>92160772
I wanted them to be father-daughter relationship. But oh well.

Genndy's sense of humor keeps getting me.

My man Jack deserves to find love in his hard life. I hope he will find peace in the end. I want a kind of happy ending for him because he went through too many shit.

To me I felt like they had a partner like relationship so this threw me off but not really in a bad way

>>92163895
Not even close, tumblr.

>>92160506
so, this is what hillary voters felt like during november the 9th?

Reporting in. I'm disapointed, but I like the rest too much to let jashi ruin the show for me.

>>92163895
This actually made sense unlike korrasami. Also it was much better done

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This whole episode completely destroyed me emotionally.
For my girlfriend left me less than one week ago.

>>92164844
Korrasami was obvious from Season 3.
This was obvious from her introduction.
Pretty much on the same level, whether you consider it a good or a bad thing.

>>92160506
:(

I'm happy for you shipfags though

grats

>>92164844
No, it didn't make sense because two attractive and athletic horny adults of opposite gender who spend a lot of time together would never have sex. That's just not how people work.

>>92160506
The first time I saw it I just burst in laughter just because how sudden it was.

>>92164858
tumblr... you can't just say insane shit and act like that makes it true

>>92160506
you dont do that with your daughter? Owo

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some scary people in this thread

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>>92160577
>>>/pol/

>>92164865
>That's just not how people work.
You are correct, that is typically not how people work. There are exceptions, of course.

>>92164881
I fail to see how my post is "Tumblr" in any way, but it was obvious to me that they had a thing for each other when she only wrote back to Asami while in the hospital. The way she reacted to her letter just sealed the deal.
I understand that you probably don't get out much so you don't notice obvious signs, so you are forgiven for your ignorance.

>>92163895
The sad thing is this had more build up than KorrAsami...which wasn't there at all apart from a cup of tea and a compliment on the hair.

>>92164891
You are literally only saying that because you are a mentally ill freak who hates heterosexual people and any hint of a man having sex or enjoying sexual thoughts. What happened to 4chan to attract these subhumans and why are they allowed to continue to post?

>>92164920
I have no idea what you're talking about. That was my first post regarding that matter, and no, I don't hate heterosexual people (seeing as I am one, myself.) I do know, however, that most people don't want to have sex with everyone of the opposite gender that they spend time with. That's like, teenager just going through puberty logic.
Actually, that would explain a lot about your post.

>>92160577
>>>/pol/ is down the hall and to the left

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Everything was fine up to this point. For what reason did he suddenly need a love interest? It's the first ep I had to skip some parts because they were too cringey.

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This is awfully edited but I'm proud of making it.

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Where them "actually wanted an interesting season" fags at?

>>92164908
Seal what deal?
Asami caring for Korra when she's paralyzed is a nice touch, but her writing letter only to her could have been a direct consequence of that.
Good friends can do that too and the only reasons why people are seeing it in special lenses are because 1. the ending. 2. Bryke completely failed at making the other two members of team avatar connect with Korra in any meaningful way, even on a friendship level.
Emotional attachment aside, the sexual tension in this SJ episode is much more explicit and makes it a completely different situation.

Stop smuggling in avatar to justify its failure. This SJ episode isn't great but it isn't going to make KorrAsami any less trashy.

>>92163603
tumblr is such a bunch of fucking entitled whiny babies holy shit

>>92164988
t. virgin

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>>92164995
This episode has given me newfound hope in my quest for romance
If a lonely samurai constantly cockblocked for the majority of his life can get some there's still hope

>>92164891
You uh... you ever hear of the olympics? They fuck like rabbits. This is exactly how people work.

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>>92164995
Don't care for the shipping debate, this season is already turning out to be rushed shit, but the Shaggy avatarfag getting BTFO is kind of funny.

>Jack gets a shave and a haircut
>Suddenly gets pussy

Here's your tip neckbeard fags

>>92160577
Mais oui!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1-wf9138Qg

>>92164995
>>92165076
I completely missed on that meme.
How does Shaggy relate to 5th season of Samurai Jack?

>>92165163
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/JscmZT-4iLV6Gdo9dWsyNQ/

An avatarfag kept shitposting with a Shaggy picture on how Jashi will never happen. He got finally banned literally hours before the episode started.

anyone got mega?

>>92164772
Same my dude. My heart was a flutter for our boy Jack finding some happiness finally.

>>92165203
https://mega.nz/#!BmJgTALB!sUPRd6AGX_ALh5eIUyqfKlUn9WQ498D0C2jhtyOFf_4

>>92160577
wrong thread bud

>>92165176
Oh, yeah, I had forgotten about that. Thanks.

and now I'm afraid Ashi's gonna die (watched too much anime)

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https://youtu.be/5_LZnx1-tB8

Did he fuck her to death?

>>92165176
>He got finally banned literally hours before the episode started.
That's a shame, i would've loved to have for so seen some shaggy tears during this.

>>92165227
thank you, I'll suck your dick but I just had breakfast

>>92165257
I still don't get it how they plan to end it in 2 episodes. Like it doesn't seem like it's going to end.

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>>92160518

I can't WAIT for Scotsman ghost to show up, see Ashi in Jack's Gi, and make the obvious conclusion.

A father/daughter relationship would have been much more interesting, but I have nothing particularly against this development. Just think it's not that well written. Kinda weird how after all these years there wasn't a better plot simmering in Genndy's head.

Besides, the age difference is noteworthy. I mean, how old is Ashi supposed to be? It's a teensy bit pedo imo

>>92165102
Dude, I just shaved last week and told a girl I wasn't going to some party with her cause I wanted to see the episode.
It's not the beard, I'm just an idiot

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I need someone to make a looped video of this while that Dean Martin song is playing in full

>>92165478
I bet you wished you took up her offer after this episode, huh?

Even Jack finally got laid.

>>92162894
>>92162925
The funny thing: all episodes past those three feel the most like the original Samurai Jack.

>>92165497
Meh, she isn't that cute, I rather see my old samurai friend get some while I listen to some Martin tunes

>>92165488
do it yourself

>>92165488
Somebody post that "50 years of cum unleashed" pic.

>>92162647
Yup.

>>92160506
Asking non ironically

Did they fuck? Like I know they passionatley made out but did they passionatley fuck too?

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>>92165572
This one?

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>>92165007
But the season is interesting?
Or are you that upset that a 70 year old man's gotten more ass than you have?

>>92165605
Nope, i meant the one where it's cap from epsidoe with Jack and Ashi making "UGHHHHHHHHH" faces with the caption "50 years of cum unleashed"

>>92165599
Well I mean Ashi is completely naked underneath Jack's gi and Jack himself wearing only his underwear and there they are rubbing up against each other and passionately kissing. Their adrenaline is probably rushing due to what just happened so I wouldn't be surpassed if they just went all the way.

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>pa ra pa pa ram

that song on a watermelon cat tram was so good, i hope there's gonna be a soundtrack release

I don't see why people called the last episode bad, I think it was good like the others and I don't feel like the kiss at the end wasn't forced

>>92165653
With the track record of releasing the original's soundtrack that's unfortunately unlikely.
I believe even Genndy said in a Q&A before the premiere he said it wasn't likely

>>92160697
That might be because it's a major spoiler, not because of butthurt

Episode was great and most of you virgin dwelllers are too retarded to even know about dean martin.

Jack deserve love. You dont.

>>92165605
/co/ utterly BTFO

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I'm not really a fan of JAshi but I think you can't really say it doesn't make sense. Jack's been 50 years without action and he's even been with literally Aku before. Ashi's had her whole life with nothing. They've spent some time together now. Eh.
That doesn't mean it wasn't handled horribly and was incredibly contrived, hamfisted and forced. Holy shit it was like some moe anime bollocks I was laughing at it throughout the episode. Even fast forwarding some bits it was so bad. I know it was supposed to be awkward but there's a fine line between awkward situations and just terribly writing them in. Then, bloody hell, then Dean Martin hits. Holy shit Genndy, don't write romance.

The episode itself was a bit disappointing when you consider it's episode 8. But if you take it as the fact they need to show Jack and Ashi travelling to actually reach Aku rather than mull over the whole thing, it fits fine. I can't say I'm really angry because I didn't really watch much of the original Jack. I can understand those who are, there were bits that didn't really add up too like Ashi's sudden lack of care for being nude, when she literally stitched herself clothes to become Chinkerbell earlier. If I was more invested in Jack maybe it'd bother me, as it is I look forward to seeing them wrap it up even if this episode was pretty bad and the Season hasn't lived up to the quality it set in episodes 1-4. Honestly, the fight scenes have been really, really lacking too since the first few episodes. That's been a legit disappointment of mine.

>>92165684
Its really unfortunate because this season and the seasons before it have amazing music.

Remember the episode where jack is a chicken?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBJ0OiiTM_o

It saddens me we'll never get the full version of this funky ass beat.

>>92165684
That's a shame. This season has some really good background music. I hope they release some of them at least.

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>>92164847
im sure it dont mean much, but itll get better man.

>>92164281
Samurai Jack always had plenty of fetish episodes. Farting dragon immediately comes to mind

>>92160506
>the secret aku will discover is that ashi is preggers with samurai seed

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>Fifty years have passed, but I have not gotten laid. Masturbation has lost its effect on me, yet my suffering continues. My hand grasps my sword in the past, present and future. Hope is lost.

>Got to get back. Back to Ashi's ass. Samurai Jack it.

Can somebody please share a link where I can watch ZONE's ashi's flash animation for free?

>episodes 1-3
>dark, serious, depressing
>4-6
>more action, faster but still on a serious note
>7-8
>le happy comedy, shipping etc
I was hoping that the whole series would be like episodes 1-3.

>>92165771
This.
Samurai Jack season 5 isn't awful but the tone it set for the first couple episodes didn't accurately represent the direction of the show in general and never leaved up to it since.

It's a season that tried to juggle too many ideas but didn't have time to set-up any of them effectively.

I'm glad the show finally got a decent send off but I agree it's very disappointing when we got an earlier taste of what could've been but didn't manage to make that peak last.

>>92165895
But those are CMYK colors, what idiot designed that flag?

>>92160506
>me and another anon
>F: it will be a father/daughter or master/disciple relation
>Me: nah, it looks they will be a couple near the end
>F: nah, they wont. Wanna bet?
>Me: sure, I bet 20$ they will end together
>F> I bet 100$ cause i'm sure they wont
>Me: okey.. 100$

hahahaha
i just won 100$

>>92165927
In the rare chance they do decide to take the Oedipus/Oldboy route, who would win?

>>92165919

Must have been someone's nephew or something.

>>92165919
the guy whodesigned it was probably too busy trying to fuck his computer to do it right

>>92164847
Feels bad man

>>92160885
>Usagi Drop

What do you mean? It was an original anime that didn't have anything like that at the end.

>>92165968
Anon...

>>92165054
i see men with all those feminzis

why?

>next episode Aku reveals that she's actually Jacks daughter as a result of some madman experiment where he took the foolish Samurai's seed and artifically inseminated a woman to breed pure samurai soldiers mixed with some Aku to get rid of him
How do you react?

>>92164978
>not to the right
One job Anon, you had one job.

>>92165488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af-cImXbtpI&feature=youtu.be

I wonder how long is this video gonna last be4 a copyright thingy deletes the song

>>92160518
this

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>>92166114
You are a god among gods
I will remember your kindness til the day I part from this mortal coil

how does ashi know what a kiss is? did jack kiss her and she liked it instantly, she she started hugging him?

>>92166193
Shieeet

>>92166213
*so she started hugging him

>>92166212
>unnecessary nudity
Those people are so uneducated that they unwillingly defend a judeo-christian/Burger view on sexuality

>>92162644
Well damn. That could've been a raging nerd boner

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>>92160506

feels so good

>>92166033
The original pic had something to do with them marching against rape. This was awhile ago and the dude took his dick out during this parade against rape.

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>>92166212
>pushing that hetero nonsense
>sudden and forced
>crisis of faith
i'm fucking dying lmao

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>>92166213
HOW DO ANIMALS KNOW WHAT SEX IS IF THEY CAN'T TALK???

>>92165947
i guess his friend would still lose.
>>92165927
gratz anon. enjoy your 100$

>>92166212
All this sodium has to be bad for the heart.

Guys, try watching the endings of last 3 eps consequently.
Ep 6 and 7 - 20 secs before credits, then straight to [heavy breathing] of ep 8.

I'm more triggered by the actual ending than anything. Never gave a fuck about any of the shipping crap, but the sudden makeout with comedic music playing in the background, felt like an april fools joke. Like a serious "HAHA! GOT YOU!" moment.

>>92166328
sex is one thing, kissing is other thing. animals don't kiss

>>92166348

stay mad tumblr.

But that was pretty funny, there are people that actually thought there wasn't going to be sexual tension between an attractive "young" man and young woman traveling alone.

>>92160506
How do you think next episode will start?
>Jack and Ashi continuing on their adventure?
>Aku imagined the whole thing.
>Ashi violently thrusting her hips whilst straddling Jack.
Which one?

Not quite a daughterfag but I was really hoping it wouldn't have any shipshit
Eh, not even mad. No point in getting butthurt over something that I can't control. Also it's just a fucking cartoon :^)

>>92165895
Jesus the mental gymnastic people do on tumblr. If they'd only spend as much time doing actuall gymnastics they wouldn't be on tumblr in the 1st place.

>>92166368
>Never gave a fuck about any of the shipping crap

read, anon

>>92166213
She and her sisters saw some deer kissing back in episode 3.

>>92163895
I don't know, this certainly makes some more sense, but I just don't like the idea of Jack being in a relationship at all honestly

I fucking loved it. Jack needed some support. The vibe of their relationship had these signs since the beginning. I bet in a 24 ep season, they would have given it more development. But wtf can you do in 11 eps with as much ends to tie as samurai jack? Bravo on the ship! hate it when series pussy out on shipping the main characters.

>>92166372
number 3 would be good, but number 1 is the only real possibility

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>>92160506
>scat play
WHAT THE FUCK?

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>>92166528
You know it Babe

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>>92165653

His face was so cute this episode.

Goddamit, whole episode was fucking adorable, Jack is such a dork.

>>92165744
>Jack deserve love

Fucking this. And Genndy has every right to give it to him.

>>92165895
Too bad! Pansexual would include Ashi too, tumbsers!

So are you all happy that this show is back?

This is probably the reason why there should never ever be a season 3 or a series continuation of Gravity Falls or Wander Over Yonder.

Shipping problems..

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>>92166348
>I'm more triggered by the actual ending than anything. Never gave a fuck about any of the shipping crap, but the sudden makeout with comedic music playing in the background, felt like an april fools joke. Like a serious "HAHA! GOT YOU!" moment.

It's like you've never watched anything made by Genndy ever.

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>be me
>20 something female assaisan trianed whole life to kill a man
>be told man is root of all wrong
>feel wrong and out of sorts in life
>meet man who peels back the curtain of lies told by my mother and caretakers
>travel the world hearing of his great prowess and the overflowing respect for him
>man is well to do and vital to change the world.
>looks at me sometimes
>never been in a relationship before
>we travel together and draw closer
> dont know what to do
>he doesnt seem to have great control over it either
> battle ensures, we almost lose our lives
>we look at one another
>we kiss

How the hell this ship is weird to some out there still after all this development happened is not understandable. Jack and Ashii go well together. Jack is quite a catch just on reputation and Ashii is someone who he opened the world for. And dat thic asssssss!

>tumblr upset because daddy didnt rape them enough
>bitching about pedophilia now when they literally showed a naked loli Ashi

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>>92166598

Unfortunately you can't block out autism. Jack was fairly safe because its 14 years old and majority that remember it are in their late 20s by now.

>>92160518
No its MotherxDaughterxMe

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>>92166212
>#because the straights get everything no matter what
>heterosexual nonsense
>.y'all...

>>92166348
It was pretty obvious from the begininning, where he was contrastically worried about Ashi in the middle of a fight.

>>92163136
This

link where?

>>92163033

Their reaction to the first sisters death didn't tip you off that they probably don't give a shit about each other and just moved as a unit because they were more effective?

I mean, they may have cared more about each other as children, but it was trained out of them by the mother making them not help each other, even in life or death settings.

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>>92163603
>Be careful cancerous tumblirinas, too much stress will give you a heart attack. Oooh what am I saying? Never mind what I said. Please continue!

>>92166212
>obligatory Harry Potter refrence/gif posting
Jesus it's like they can't live without that shitty series.

>>92164296
>>92160772
I kinda hoped the WACHA shot will be a pink wink instead of the red angry stare this time, but I'm content anyway.

>>92165894
It would be too edgy and bland, then.
Especially after he regained his honor and classic haircut.

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>>92164920
Tumblr loves heterosexual shipping, especially if it involves an asshole white male. I suspect it's really about tumblr being used to Asian males being portrayed on American media as eunuchs, pervs or asexual martial artists so they don't know how to deal with Jack having sex. Tumblrinas are very conformistic and they often side with the mainstream media, in spite of what they preach. Jackie Chan is a chad on his Asian movies but he's an asexual clown on Hollywood

>>92166820
They'll get hear attack before they'll reach 40 from their fat so it's not like they have to be angry.

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>>92166845
>pink wink

>>92166869
you're retarded
Girls like bad boys and guys like the idea of dicking the evil out of evil sexy chicks

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>>92166212
>muh father/daugther relationship!
Why is that narrative so popular these days? Most of these people where raised without a father.

>>92165066
Like rabbits given cocaine.

>>92166942
Daddy issues anon
Absent daddy creates daddy issues too
Look at me for instance

>>92166942
Ding

>>92166666

>>92165334
This holy shit the keks

>>92164988
>For what reason did he suddenly need a love interest?
>suddenly
It's been 50 years of lonely wandering, and the only females that ever showed any interest in him were either bounty hunters or Aku himself.
Why does /co/ want Jack to stay lonely forever? Are you self-inserting?

>Mmmmmm Mmmmmm MMMMmmmmmmmmm
>FOOLISH SAMURAI, you can't fuck my pussy that hard!
>Aiiaiiaiiaiiaiiaic
>ASHI
>EOEOEOEOEOEOEO
>Goddamn girl, you jamaican me crazy
>FUCK MY PRISTINE PUSSEEEEEEE
>OH SHIT I DROPPED MY SWORD
>"DROPS SWORD WHILE HAVING SHREX"
>"both laughs"
>Back to kissu kissing

>>92165488
>screen goes black then pops back to them kissing

Did they fug

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Just enjoy watching the Tumblr sjws lose their heads over this hetroship.

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>>92166959
>Look at me for instance
Are you the easy, angry, or sad type of daddy issues?

>>92166372
Ashi dies

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>>92166598
>Because this continuation isn't exactly how I wanted it, that means it's bad!

This isn't like The Powerpuff Girls reboot or anything. You got a continuation of a series that was cancelled for almost ten years, with the original creator directing the project and most of the cast coming back.

I can't wait to see how you guys are going to tear up The Jungle Movie when it isn't exactly how you wanted it to be.

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am I the only one who misses beard jack?

Ashi, the bug has bitten my penis! You have to suck out the poison!

>>92167116
Easy and mildly angry two or three times a year at fiction with shitty fathers that are forgiven or when their shittiness is hand waved away

>>92167144
that armour was awesome, sort of a shame Jack's been a naked hobo for most of the show

>>92167144
Nah that was a great look. But I understand that he's gotta get back.

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>>92167144
a bit, but i'm so glad he's back to his old goofy self

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>be shaggyposter
>spam millions of posts saying how Jashi will never happen
>Get banned
>evade ban
>Get permabanned
>This happens

How assblasted do you think he is

>>92160506
Imagine all that sexual tension built up between them suddenly let out.

That shit must have been tense. To be honest I was against the ship hoping jack would be more of a mentor but I don't really care either way, as long as it works and as long as it's entertaining.

>>92166348
>comedic music
Kill youself

>>92167162
I honestly thought this was going to happen

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>>92167228

>>92160506
she will dump him next episode now that Jack has become a "nice guy" again.

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>>92167246

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>>92166754

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>>92166212
Could it get any more comfy than this?

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>>92167172
As long as you're not the hit the bf with a frying pan kinda angry you should be ok.

>>92167279
>Ashi: I was naked back when I was trying to kill you and it wasn't an issue then.

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I TOLD YOU FAGS BUT YOU WOULDNT LISTEN

>>92167144
oh everyone is still salty as FUCK about that

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>>92166212
Now i understand why the [Harry Potter]

>>92167065
Citation? I'm curious. There is actual salt over that???

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>>92167445
Reminder.

>>92167457
>>92166212

>>92167380
This real?

>>92166664
Steven Universe makes their cries of pedophilia even more hillarious

>>92166212
>>92167479
Wow I would take the piss but tumblrs kinda the antithesis of here. At least we're enjoying the ride. It's been fun

>>92167183
That was a really cute moment.

This episode will be remembered for years to CUM.

Yeah its stepfather-daughter relationship

>>92162644
He probably wants to put that behind him. The sword is all he needs.

>>92167380

But doesn't the next episode preview kind of confirm that Jack is already going to the guardians place?

>>92164772
That just makes it all the more tragic when Aku ends up killing Ashi.

>>92164847
Don't feel so bad. At least your girlfriend will still be alive two weeks from now.

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>>92166212
>not understanding that Jack having a new founded lover will raise the stakes of going back to the past

>>92167679
I think it was more Jack that fell in love with her.

>>92167679
bummer i liked her stuff

>>92167648
Could be a flashback, no one is sure

>>92165102
I actually think there's a connection here. Personally I believe that Ashi started finding Jack attractive after he was restored to his prime, and Jack only started feeling attracted to Ashi as soon as he was free from his depression.

>>92167648
That blue nigga is dead as shit, or worse
When jack arrives, he find him sitting on a rock, head down and slumped shoulders, looking at the remains of the destroyed portal
>You took too long my man

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For 4 seasons jack never spills his spaghetti, now when there is a girl he spills in all.
also nude of ashi when?

goddammit I knew I shouldn't have opened /co/ before watching the new episode.

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>>92167016
Fuck, it's not even like this is some 'instant profound love'. This is a man who's been alone for fifty years, and a woman who was raised in a cave. They're both completely inexperienced with any sort of romance, so it's pretty understandable things would progress somewhat quickly - that's how a lot of newbie relationships can go.

Really, the people criticising the romance for its pacing are probably people who have zero actual understanding of romance, and think every single one must be a deep, lengthy series of looks and meaningful moments, like there's a quota of romance you have to fill before you can start one.

>>92167743
>also nude of ashi when?
oh fugg there's already rule 34 of her

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>>92167747
>when you play too many hentai games so you think every romance needs to fill a climax meter before you can progress to the next romance level

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>normalising abusive relationships
quite #problematic

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>>92166212
>Jack is naked for most of the series
>Clothing damage follows on his wake more than death does
>Ashi loses her clothes in a fight
>FUCK YOU MISOGYNISTIC PIGS

>>92160518
Fpbp, as usual

>>92166357
And humans do. We like exchanging fluids. It comes naturally to us.

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>>92167024
>Goddamn girl, you jamaican me crazy

>>92166372
Both of them laying naked hugging covered by Jack's gi.

>>92167818
Is Jack ever fully naked in an episode?
It wouldn't surprise me if they did the sneaking around naked thing.

>>92167180
back to the past

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>>92167802
She should stop posting shit about her secret crush on Trump and keep posting her tits.

>>92167144
I still believe Jack will get an armor for the final fight.

>>92167660
This is bound to happen. This is the hope spot before everything goes to shit.
They already said the ending is going to be bittersweet, which pretty much means something will separate them. Either one of them dies or jack goes back to the past and has to leave her behind

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>>92166212
Replace every hetero related word/sentences with gay words/sentences and you got yourself something really concerning.

>>92167679
What a bitch.

>>92167715
Well, I mean, there comes a point, though we love to staple them (not without cause or valid reasoning, mind you) together here, where if you don't separate the art from the artists, it's impossible to enjoy most music, videos, comics, books, etc. So while the mindset here >>92167679 may become more evident if you view her productions, if you can tolerate that, there's technically nothing stopping you from enjoying them.

All these fags complaining id delicious you know if it was a gay romance they would have no trouble with it

Being Straight is good

>>92167868
There was en entire episode to Jack's nudity.
Jack is Naked I believe the title was.

>>92167868
there's an episode titled "Jack is naked"

>>92167183
I missed his smile so much.

>>92167802
I'm feeling super afraid for Mr. Strong and their kids now, you guys!

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Tbh I just wanna see how all of this shit ends because if it's some rushed shit I'm gonna lose it.

I don't even care about Jashi, GENDDY END THIS GRACEFULLY

>>92167802
Uh oh, can't wait for the for the follwing "Guys I apologize I am no way normalizing abuse I have abused friends so I'm not problematic IM JUST A VA" tweets

>>92165500
What episode of the original Jack had penis and sex jokes?

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>>92167679
So many posts, expecting someone to try to talk her out of dropping the show. So sad.

>>92167937
>>92167952
Oh lord, they were that direct about it?
Gonna go watch that now, jack is swole AF.

>>92167906
Either that or Jack dies. Maybe both of them AND Aku die. Genndy pulls a Hamlet on us and leaves a trail of tears all throughout the Internet.

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>>92168004
You haven't watched the original series? Oh boy you're in for a treat. Here, have a little preview.

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>>92167144
I really miss Armored Jack.

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>>92167997
>THIS is a sword
>And it's bigger than yours

>>92160506
Here, I've seen the light.
Will you forgive me?

Why was this a big deal, again?

I mean on how their relationship turned out. Why all the salt? I haven't /co/ get so ruffled over something so inconsequential in a while.

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>>92168004
Have you forgotten about the episode, or just never seen the old show? I found the episode pretty memorable because of how strange it was.
Despite the name, he doesn't spend most of the episode nude; he borrows (steals) some clothes to wear.

>>92167906
I think the bitter part is going to be that he finds the time portal destroyed and realized that he can never go back to the past to save his family.

Aku said he destroyed all the time portals. In this next episode Jack travels to the Guardian's time portal.

Not to mention we have too much left. What about the Scotsman's daughter's new army?

My theory is that the time portal is destroyed, Jack is either found by or finds the Scotsman's new army, and he will lead this army to one final battle against Aku where he will finally defeat him, restoring peace to the world and becoming the DeFacto ruler (hence why we see his future version through the portal wearing a European style crown and garb)

just my theory though. It makes sense to drive the plot in that direction.


I honestly don't think they will kill off Ashi and leave Jack completely alone again. He just found his hope again, and it's all because of Ashi, her transformation from Aku-loyalist assassin to an ally and love interest. She resparked his hope in his darkest hour. To kill her off would make for one hell of a dark ending.

Is it possible? Definitely. Will it happen? Maybe. Whichever ending it is I just hope it's a good one. We've been waiting a long time.

>>92168107
Jack is mentally 70 years old and Ashi is around 20 years old

>>92165968
The Anime didn't. But the Manga, however...

>>92168122
>>92168059
I watched it occasionally back when it still went on CN
I also glossed over semi random episodes before the new season started, but the naked episode might have slipped out my mind.

>>92168143
Still of consenting age. I don't see the problem here.

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>>92168143

Well I can see why people are like "old guy with young woman."

I think it became more than that though. A matter of "I'm right and you're wrong."

>>92168059
>>92168004
>that entirety of Jack is Naked

I know he might lose his waifu and all the friends he made in it if he does fix the past, but a future this fucked needs to die. It's an absolute freak show.

>>92168165
Manga? What Manga?

>>92168306
That's not even the right song bro, pretty good song tho, that was my first Dean Marting song, good memories.

>>92168143
And?

>>92166114
Mat God reward you with a qt wife and many many children anon

>>92168155
>Two cartoon characters kissing remind me of that time I got raped
>All cartoons and media must conform to my wants, ME, out of 7 billion people
Wew

>>92168155
>ebinmeemster

I can see why no one's gone for her after the 6th grade.

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>>92165968
Here you go anon, don't say I didn't warn you. Also people comparing this to Usagi Drop are retarded.

>>92167455
You forgot the L.

>>92160506
The daughterfags may have a consolation prize when Ashi gives birth to a daughter.

>>92168374
Usagi Drop's manga, you know the one that caused the shitstorm.

>>92168417

I know, but that song would fit well in the end too

>>92167980
This is the sad reality we live in

>>92163788
Same. I'm not a fan of the romance, but the #DIEHETSCUMREEEEE shit is just childish.

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>>92160506
>dat awkwardness in the cameltrain

>>92168457
I thought /co/ would have found this hot.

>>92165500
That's true, but not necessarily good. I really liked original jack, but dark jack was fucking awesome - now it's just gone back to being a cool but unexceptional kids cartoon. It was seriously A E S T H E T I C for a bit there.

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>>92160506
They are still here and now advocate incest.

>>92165334
>Ya finally got yerself a girl
>She's a wee bit small for yer dress laddie

>>92165653
>>92168594
>>92160506
>pa ra pa pa ram
>that song on a watermelon cat tram was so good
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE SONG

>>92168534
Liberals are the Thought Police 1984 tried to warn us about. Neo-Puritans.

>>92168644
Does anyone have the set of these where the yes and no are reversed?

>>92168404
Tumblr has revealed to me the irrefutable differences between Homosexuals and Faggots.

>>92166715
It's ironic how each and every one of them was a product of centuries of heterosexual nonsense

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>>92165102
Personally I think Jack going back to the way he looked before was a step too far considering his character development.

They should have given him a new look that mixed with the old version, maybe a rugged and trimmed look like Yojimbo

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>>92166212
>Being hetero is bad
My fucking sides.
I just Genndy for being a classic old guy who just doesn't give a fuck about this new age homo accepting culture.

>>92167648
It's possible it's a dream sequence.

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>I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

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>>92168725
I wanted at least a mature/jaded look on him after all he went through

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>>92164847
take back your life and show her the man she could have had anon

>>92168725
This, but that is just hopes and dreams now.

>>92167980
Except no. it's Ashi trying to kill Jack. And she still love him. So she will not be blamed for a fictional story where the aggressor is the woman.

>>92168725
He'll probably get into a new armor before facing Aku. It would be a nice callback to the third episode of season one.

>>92168155
>young sounding name

what the fuck!?

>>92166212
fucking kek

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>>92166212
>pushing that hetero nonsense

>>92168725
>>92168861
We're seeing the Guardian again

Do you think 'Old King Jack' might not have been retconned after all?

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>"private things are personal."

Holy shit Jack.

>The Adventures of Mary Sue
Great revival!

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>>92160506
Where do you think OP?

>>92169019
I think the anon that said the ending is gonna be resolved in a special or movie has the right Idea there's simply not enough time to end things right with all the time that was wasted. I don't think they'll just ignore that future jack vision it looked pretty important but probably not during the season

>>92169072
More like bland ass waifu bait, fucking lame