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NEXT EPISODE BOYS https://youtu.be/5_LZnx1-tB8

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NEXT EPISODE BOYS
https://youtu.be/5_LZnx1-tB8
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>>92155261
EVERYBODY
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>>92155261
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>92155261
>it's actually fucking happening
This series will be the death of me
Too many happenings
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Will be rushed as fuck
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The conclusion is not going to be happy for Jack. Genndy himself said it was going to be bittersweet.

But for the first time since he lost his sword, Jack is happy again. That's what made this episode so great. We got to see him have his last decent moment before the climactic struggle against Aku.
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Aku didn't know where this time portal was right? No way The Guardian can be dead, right?
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Went into the latest ep fucking despising Jack x Ashi, but damn if I wasn't charmed by the end. No matter how hard I try to let it, this season is just not capable of letting me down.
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>>92155526
He's gonna go back to the past but loose Ashi in the process
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>>92155261
>only this ep and one more left

Wow Genndy way to ruin the pacing with filler.


The fight with Aku is going to be super rushed.
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>>92155837
Or it will be the entire last episode. 22 minutes of battle.
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>people complaining about stuff being "rushed" in a ten episode season
Is this all just /tv/fags shit posting after watching the first 3 episodes and being disappointment the rest of the episodes weren't "kino" or whatever stupid buzzword they've recently adopted
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>>92155837
not really. the fight was always going to be short and sweet. since he is going to be going back in time. experince jack vs aku 1000s of years younger
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>>92155641
>Aku finds the portal
>NOW you're ready, Samurai Jack
>Before going through the time portal Jack goes back for Ashi
>Meanwhile Scaramouche finally reaches Aku
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Lets face it, we all know the ending is going to disappoint everyone in some way no matter what.
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THE END BEGINS HERE.
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>>92156144
>Aku suddenly changes back to his old self with a giant smile
>Teleports to Jack
>Helllloooo samurai
>he sees that he isnt there but ashi
>uses her as bait to him
>jack can go back to the past after the guardian lets him now but decides to go save Ashi now
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>>92156252
He's just going to destroy the time portal, fool.
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I hope what happens is something like this:
>Part 1; Jack meets the Guardian and there's a huge plot dump, and he's tested through combat.
The battle involves jumping though time portals all througout time, and causes time to catch up with Jack causing him to age.
When he's proven himself, the episode ends with the reveal of an army of his friends waiting for his command and he's given a crown to symbolize his leadership.
>Part 2: Jack's Army vs Aku's for the first 10 minutes, then Jack fights Aku 1v1, and as the two begin to fight, Ashi begins to feel pain. Jack realizes that her life is tied to Aku, and he must chose between love, and the vengeance that's determined his entire life.
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>>92155837

What did you want, a ten-episode battle between Jack and Aku?

The entire point of the season has been to show Jack at his absolute lowest point before he regains his resolve and fights Aku for the last time. Ashi was necessary for his character arc, since Jack could have ignored any other prior side character trying to snap him out of his funk.

There are only two reasons to be pissed about supposed "filler" and the season's pacing issues: You hate Ashi because she is a female character, you hate Genndy for not delivering your specific vision of his story. That's it. The pacing may be a tiny bit rushed, but that is a minor complaint at best, since it does nothing to actually "ruin" the show.

You went into this season expecting GLORIOUS GODLIKE KINO. You got a serialised "Samurai Jack" story with some blood and mature themes added on. If you need to feel pissed at anyone, feel pissed at yourself for having such high motherfucking expectations.
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>>92156411
That's actually a good idea: making it so if Aku dies, Ashi dies as well.
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>>92156531
>You hate Ashi because she is a female character

I love this meme
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>>92155526
Hoping bittersweet just means seeing our all time favorite villain and the show as a whole finally die, but I just kniw that won't be the case.
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>>92156600
I have a feeling Ashi will end up killing herself (and Aku) with the final blow since Jack won't want to kill her.
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>>92156614

A large segment of the people complaining about Ashi would not be complaining if Ashi were a man rather than a woman.

Granted, they would probably then be complaining about Genndy turning Jack gay, but still.
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>>92155837
hang yourself you dumb fucking tumblrfag. fucking die
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>>92155261
Prediction...
Jack: Oh yeah there's another portal. I'm going to give it a shot. But I may need an army to help me.
Ashi: Got it. I'mma go to all your friends I met before AND meet the Scottswomen along the way and gather them all up.

MEANWHILE
Aku: Fuuuuck I'm depressed.
Scaramouche: HEY BOSS, no sword!
Aku: HORREEEE SHIIITZU!
>Aku proceeds to scan for Samurai Jack in his zipper window firehole thing, sees him going for a TIME PORTAL
Aku: HOREE SHIT BETTER RUN FAST!
>Aku beelines it to the timeportal to kill him AND break portal
>Army gathers
MEANWHILE, with the Guardian
Guardian: Sup man. Shit, 'bout time. Look good for your age. Hurry the fuck up inside
Aku: NOT SO FASSST
>Army shows up. Now Every God Damn Samurai Jack Character still alive is having one large epic show-ending war
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>>92156718
What are you, the Lee Goldson of Tumblr now?

Fuck off nigger.
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>>92156711
Just because some retards hate Ashi for being a woman that doesn't make her a good character nor a good addition to the show. Nor de-validates any
actual arguments against her.
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Fujoshits,whose the guardian's boyfriend?
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>>92156531
>You hate Ashi because she is a female character,
no

i hate her because she's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0thpEyEwi80
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>post yfw next episode goes all old school on you.
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>>92156790
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>>92155261
I feel slightly ashamed for not recognizing the location until it was pointed out to me. Wasn't it on top of a mountain?
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>>92156908

Kudos! You may be the only person bitching about the bitch to actually bitch about the bitch for a bitchin' good reason, bitch.
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>Jack defeats the Guardian
>Aku shows up at the last second to destroy the time portal
>Jack and Ashi team up and defeat future Aku
>Jack stays in the future forever

It's gonna happen
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>>92155682
Or not get to go back to the past at all.
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So what do you think happened to Aishi? Some people said Jack and her fucked so hard that it was awkward and that they decided to split up for a bit, either that or she is resting. But I am SUPER FUCKING HYPED to see the rematch with The Guardian.
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>>92157045
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>>92157662
She got pregnant.
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>>92155360
MY MAN
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>>92157411
Close, the Guardian is already dead. In the final shot of the preview Jack is looking at his skeleton
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>>92155261
Mega where?
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>>92155526
No, it's going to be bittersweet for us.

Jack will seemingly go back to the past, only to reveal he just went back enough to save Ashi. He chooses to remain in the future.

16 years of following this show, only to realize he was never going to return to the past.
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>>92155682
>Goes to the past
>Beats Aku and changes the future.
>But if he undoes the future, Ashi is never born.

RIP
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>>92156614
>>92156908
How much do they pay you at the cherry orchards with your picking abilities
>heres a list of reasons you're retarded
>HA this sjw thinks I hate women!
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>>92157935
but if he undoes the future he'll never have all those future adventures which lead him to coming back to the past and changing the future in the first place
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>>92157892
Fucking this. This episode has destroyed any hope I had of Jack actually returning to his time.
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>>92157981

Multiverse theory is a bitch.
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>>92157775
Pregnancy doesn't work like that, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't know if you got pregnant over night. Doesn't it take a few days or weeks? Honestly I don't know, maybe you're right.

I doubt she got pregnant though.
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>>92157979
He really didn't have an argument though. He basically said

"you don't like it because you expected more!"
"you hate ashi cause she a woman n shiet"
"the pacing and everything bad is minor because i say so and therefore not a valid complaint"

I really don't have anything to call him out but on his retardation for believing I don't like Ashi JUST because she's female.
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>>92157804
I can see this being plausible, though I thought the Guardian was immortal or some shit? Unless Aku killed him, or something killed him. I meant he was immortal in the sense that he couldn't die of old age, but he could probably still be killed so it'd make sense if Aku or someone stronger than him killed him.

I'm thinking it was Aku, but you never know.
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>>92158101

>the pacing and everything bad is minor

No, I only said the pacing is a minor issue, and that is only because it does little to actually harm the story.

Like I said, you went in expecting KINO and got a slightly more mature kid's cartoon instead. You are the only one to blame for making expectations about the show; Genndy did not make them for you.
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>>92155337
ROCK YO BODY
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>>92155261
Sooooo...

Blue people are the new black people now???
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>>92158107
When Jack looks at the skeleton there will be a "flashback" of sorts showing the Guardian fighting and dying to Aku
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>>92156908
>He censored all the lady bits but not the tiger's dick and balls
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I kind of hope it ends with Jack using the portal to go back to when Ashi and her sisters were still young, he breaks into the cult lair, defeats the mother, and frees the girls. Maybe they go to live with the Scotsman and his wife.
Years later, Jack and Ashi meet again.
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>>92158183

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THA JAM
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>>92158236

I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED
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>no ashi
She's been kidnapped hasn't she?
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>>92158176
>the pacing is a minor issue
Well it isn't. "Not harming the story is stupid too", SJ doesn't have mountains of lore to fall back to, it's a simple story with a simple premise and it's execution is what makes it stand out, if it can't get the pacing right then everything else crumbles.

>le entitled argument
It's not my fault Genndy made a completively different season as a continuation to an original series that despite of you calling it a kid's cartoon, was more often than not more mature and professional than the new season. Or that he promotioned it as a Solo story for a good while, may I remind you that all the promotional footage was about the first 3 episodes at most? This new season isn't bad but it doesn't work as a Samurai Jack finale.
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>>92157892
>Saves an assassin's life instead of his entire lineage

Genddy. Don't fucking do this man, please. It's fucking retarded.
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>>92156908

This really doesn't apply to the relationship between Ashi and Jack, as Jack remains nearly as sexless as he was back in TV-PG days.
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>>92158293
Jack doesn't seem really that concerned about Ashi's whereabouts, it makes me think she is safe and Jack knows she can take care of herself so he isn't that worried. Or he knows where she is and she is just resting perhaps?
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>>92158311
You know damn well it is, anon. All we can do now is move on
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>>92158217
What?
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Post your reaction when they wake up postcoitus next episode.
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>>92158373
I'm thinking either Aku kidnapped her (Not at all knowing she's his "daughter") to get Jack to come to the lair, or she's staying at the bar with the Sam moo rhai or another of Jack's allies.
It's good to see that Jack's not clingy with Ashi. He obviously cares about her but he knows she can handle herself as well.

I just hope the both of them are alive at the end of it all.
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>>92158430
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>>92158298

>it's a simple story with a simple premise and it's execution is what makes it stand out, if it can't get the pacing right then everything else crumbles

And other than rushing the Ashi/Jack relationship (which is still an arguable point), what has the show actually done in terms of pacing to ruin the serialised storyline of its final season?

>This new season isn't bad but it doesn't work as a Samurai Jack finale.

For you, it does not. Your opinion is not objective fact. (Nor is mine, but at least I am willing to say as much.)

The big problem here is you went into the final season with huge expectations and the show did not live up to your visiion of what it should have been. Me? I have not been disappointed even once so far this season. Even Episode 8, which is inarguably the weakest episode of the season, did not disappoint me. Drop your expectations and your entitlement, and maybe you might enjoy these last two episodes.
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>>92158311
>thousands of years of suffering for a pussy

for the love of god genndy don't, fucking don't, even killing aku in 10 minutes and then having Jack and Ashi do boring shit together would be a better finale
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>>92158259
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA
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>>92158546

HEY NOW HEY NOW, DON'T DREAM IT'S OVER
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>Jack defeats Aku in the future
>chooses to stay with Ashi
>Ashi grows old and dies
>Jack returns to the Guardian's portal as an old man to finally return to the past
screencap this post
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>>92158569

YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I
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>>92155682
My guesses are

1. Jack gets back to the past but loses Ashi

2. Ashi is killed so Jack uses his last chance at time jump to save her. Jack remains in the future even after Aku is defeated

3. Both Jack and Aku die. Ashi may be pregnant and helps fix the future
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>>92155526
Aishi will die
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>>92155261
Will he beat the shit out of Jack for going clean shaven?
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>>92158603

Who the fuck is Aishi?
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>>92158476
I liked Episode 8.
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>>92158588
HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN TRICKERY
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>>92158476
>what has the show actually done in terms of pacing to ruin the serialised storyline of its final season?
Honestly the choice of making a 50 year timeskip was pretty bad in my opinion, like seriously the Emperor beat Aku is a couple of hours and Jack is being implied ot be so fucking incompetent that he can't complete his mission in over 50 years, a mission he has trained for his whole life.

And even if you accept the premise it fails, it's been 50 years, okay, but why the fuck is Jack's behavior a switch? He literally went from Old Man Jack to the same guy he was in the first 4 seasons in two episodes. Does anyone even feel like this takes place 50 years later? let alone that every other plot point has had a bad resolution thanks to the pacing, Horseman, Ashi's mom, The Sword, The Daughters, hell, Aku's depression was ignored after episode 2 and never brought up again.

>For you, I had no expectations because I have lower standards and therefore I was not dissapointed
Just goes to show that some people will eat up whatever comes out with "Samurai Jack" on it.
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>>92158670

[VIOLENT KAZOO SOLO]
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>>92158602
#2 for sure, this episode solidified that.
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>>92157045
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>>92158602
2 is what im hoping for. Seems most appropriate for the theme of the show in its entirety
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>>92158689

Blegh. I'm not some hair-dying SJW, but I really hate creating characters just to stuff them in the fridge.
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>>92158194

>honk honk.
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>>92155892
I'll feel very dissatisfied if we don't get some time to cool down and really settle how everything ends and where Jack ends up at the end. Honestly, I could go for an entire maybe half an episode of conclusion stuff after Aku is dead.
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>>92155261
>anti-shipers on suicide watch
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>>92156908

>watched whole video
>boils it down to "dude you're just sexist lmao"
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Guys, Im translating this episode and I need some help.
What does Jack say in 10:06? (Some kind of...) SOME KIND OF WHAT? please help
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>>92158819

>watch 2001: A Space Odyssey
>boils it down to "duuuuuude, space is trippy"

See? I can be stupidly reductive, too.
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>>92158842
"This is some kind of prison"
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>>92158802
Does anybody else still theorize that Jack is Ashi's biological father and that that's the big shocking discovery because it makes their relationship horribly incestuous now? Because, even though I think it's unlikely, I think that twist would feel better than ever at this point.
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>>92158842
Algún tipo de escritura, he's watching the numbers in the window.

"Some king of writting"
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>>92158921
No he says that later, in this scene he says "Some kind of writing"
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>>92158921
Not even close... but thx anyways
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>>92158949
Oh yea, I got the wrong scene, oops
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>>92158675

>Jack is being implied ot be so fucking incompetent that he can't complete his mission in over 50 years, a mission he has trained for his whole life

Losing the only weapon that could defeat Aku would do that. So would forgoing any chance of going home to help others - you know, the whole "having empathy" thing that apparently gets a lot of shit around here.

>it's been 50 years, okay, but why the fuck is Jack's behavior a switch? He literally went from Old Man Jack to the same guy he was in the first 4 seasons in two episodes.

How much did we need a ten-episode turnaround? How much did we really need Jack's transformation back into The Samurai to last longer than a couple of episodes?

>every other plot point has had a bad resolution thanks to the pacing, Horseman, Ashi's mom, The Sword, The Daughters, hell, Aku's depression was ignored after episode 2 and never brought up again

The Omen did not need a massive explanation. The fight with Ashi's mom could have been longer, granted, but it still served its purpose - to finalise Ashi's growth away from the influence of Aku. The resolutions of both Jack's search for the sword and his fight with the Daughters of Aku also did not require any more time than they received. And while Aku remains a central part of the ongoing storyline, he was never needed for much of anything until these last two episodes. The show did not "forget" his depression; the writers chose not to dwell on it because the show did not need to do so.

In fact, all of your issues with the pacing seem to revolve around the idea that the show should have overexplained plot points that did not need overexplaining. What does it say about you when you think The Omen, of all things, needed a bigger backstory than "it is a manifestation of Jack's guilt and despair"? Even I understood that shit, and I am a fucking autistic moron.
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>>92158945
>>92158949
Love you guys
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just to think if not for reddit and morty the series finale would be next week and we would already know the outcome of morpheus
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>>92158993

y-you too
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>>92159000
Just to think if Cartoon Network never canceled the show we would've seen the ending 12 years ago
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>>92159047
They would have never been able to do it like this.
I really love the darker tone it took and some of the themes that have been addressed.
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>>92159047
>>92159000

Someone post the oddly appropriate Harry Potter gif.
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>>92159047

Just to think if Cartoon Network never existed we would've never seen this show and we would never be able to argue about it.
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>>92155261
Why wasn't Ashi with him?
Maybe they split up?
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>>92156908
>tropes are automatically bad
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>yfw Jack's honed skills push the Guardian harder than the last fight
>yfw the Guardian starts pulling out even more fantastic powers and strengths that we didn't see the first fight
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>>92158602
I think it that's all the time portals are destroyed, so Jack kills Aku but knows he can never go back to his time. What makes it sweet is that Jack then tries to stay content with Ashi and seeks to build a better future for all, as a new King.
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>>92158052
The fuck are you talking about?
If your RNG is good enough you can knock a bitch up with your pre-cum on the first pump.
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I was late to the party, how nuclear did everybody went?
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>>92159127
honestly the Guardian will be a pushover at this point
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>>92155837

Samurai Jack isn't known for having long fights

It's about build up and ending the fights in high notes
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>>92159099
it makes me nervous that nobody else is mentioning this...
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>>92159127
leaked picture of the guardian's final form during the fight click at your own risk
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>>92158311
I'm gonna be pissed if it goes like this. I mean they literally set up the season by jack being so consumed with guilt over not saving his people that they'd appear in visions and then he'd decide to let his people and the many already killed by aku die and also voiding his entire journey for a girl. What would be a good ending is if jack decided to save the past anyways even knowing ashi and others will have never existed.
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>>92156908
Liking dumb girls makes you a pedophile bro
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>>92158602
I doubt it's going to be 3. Genndy himself has said that the season is a complete wrap-up of the series, he's not retarded enough to go cheat on his words.

It's a toss between 1 & 2. 1 is the best case scenario but 2 is the most realistic one, unfortunately enough.
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>>92159203

Did you miss the episode where he met the fucking Buddha himself and learned to let go of his shame and anger?
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>>92158987
>Losing the only weapon that could defeat Aku
This would imply that Jack lost his sword, say, a month later after "Jack and the Baby", and having Jack indeed go from Normal Jack to Old Man Jack in a month is retarded. So I would be willing to believe that the trasformation to beard Jack took years. Either way Jack giving up and failing so hard seems like the writters are just downplaying Jack for no reason.
>How much did we need a ten-episode turnaround?
More? He literally goes from beard Jack to Regular Jack in an episode, and the Jack willing to kill of episode 3 was completively changed to Normal Jack in episode 4 aside from 1 scene. Then never to return again until his death. If it's really been 50 years I would expect Jack to be more changed up, he's literally the same character but now mops around about "no hope" every once in a while for no reason.

>they didn't need to
>they had their time despite of the pacing feeling rushed
>they choose not to explain it
>it served it's purpose even if it was poorly executed
>it would've been overexplained anyway

They are introducing 50 years of story and they are doing NOTHING with them, they need to explain shit. Jack is the same after 4 episodes, the Scotsman is the same character, Aku is the same character and even Ashi, the one character that could've had some fucking actual development went from "I hate you" to "I love you" in 3 episodes. It's called writting, if they can't do it then don't add it. Holy shit.
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>>92159265

And the whole bit with The Omen was Jack letting go of his guilt and regaining his hope.
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>>92159095
And to think if hannah barbara didnt exist cartoon network wouldnt have existed
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>>92159127
Genndi mentioned in the interview that the Guardian will only be mentioned, it is likely Aku killed him.
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>>92159203
>YOU'VE FORGOTTEN YOUR PURPOSE
Seems he has found a new one.
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>>92159265
I saw it, but letting go to not become depressed or have ptsd about it is different than just ignoring them.
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You guys realize that Ashi only exists in the future created by Aku, right?

If Jack goes back and undos that future by killing Aku, then Ashi disappears by proxy alongside every single person Jack meant.
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>>92159380
That's why he won't go back
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>>92156908
>Ashi, despite limited socialisation, was not literally born yesterday and is clearly an actual adult
>Half of episode 6 showed Ashi traveling on her own, to locations that would take a great deal of time to get to, so she's had a chance to see the world without Jack and expand her socialisation by interacting with people who aren't him
>When they do hook up, she is an enthusiastic and consenting participant, and seems to know what she's doing

It's a shitty trope, but Jack and Ashi is at best a borderline example, and doesn't deserve the scorn it's getting for it.
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>>92158052
You don't even conceive during or just after the sex itself. It can take a couple of days just for the sperm to swim up and find the egg. That's why plan B pills can sometimes work without actually flushing fertilized eggs.

But, yeah, a cheaper pregnancy test won't work until a few weeks after conception. Women usually notice they may be pregnant when they're late getting their period, which can take a little over a whole month.

Also pregnant chicks can still do things if really pressured. Sacajawea explored half the Louisiana purchase while knocked up, had the kid along the way, and just kept going lone wolf and cub style with the newborn strapped to her back.
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>>92155261
I feel like what's going to happen is

>Scaramouche gets to Aku
>tells him the sword is gone
>Aku spies on Jack and sees the sword
>initially gets mad at Scaramouche
>suddenly sees Ashi
>a plan begins to form
>Jack goes for a walk while Ashi sleeps or something
>Jack encounters the Guardian
>time portal is there and Jack wants to use it
>they fight again for most of the Episode
>meanwhile, Ashi is doing something
>enjoying nature or something waifu-ish that'll piss off anti-shipping fans, I don't know
>Aku shows up and grabs her and takes her away
>Jack defeats the Guardian and has the chance to return to the past
>But he leaves it behind to save Ashi
>runs into the Scotsman and Co. to go to the Pit of Hate to save Ashi
>and the future I guess
>WATCH OUT

To be honest, though, I'd be bummed out if it went this way since it feels so cliched and predictable.
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>>92159203
>mfw he's forgotten about all of us just to live with some whore
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>>92157892
Technically, he WOULD still be going back to the past in this scenario...
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The entire series was inspired by a recurring dream where he'd wander a post-apocalyptic Earth with a samurai sword and travel the world fighting mutants with his crush

This was Genndy sticking to his guns and telling the exact story he had in mind from the beginning
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>>92158993
Hurry up, esclavo.
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CRAP I MISSED THE NEW EPISODE, ANYONE HAVE THE MEGA?
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>>92159099
Is it a flashback where he was defeated?
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>>92159380
I mean he could go through the portal with Ashi, asuming they are using some multiverse theory bullshit.

I don't know why people think "going to the past = no ashi"
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Is the reaction guys done for this ep yet?
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How does he get away with this?
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>>92159283

>I would be willing to believe that the trasformation to beard Jack took years.

And the first episode of Season Five showed us that Jack was still going around saving people. Even though he had falled into despair, he was still The Samurai underneath all the depression and hopelessness.

>He literally goes from beard Jack to Regular Jack in an episode

Not really. The physical transformation was quick, yes, but the mental transformation took several episodes. Or did you expect a full-episode ASMR-style shaving sequence that would give you enough time to mourn Jack's beard?

>If it's really been 50 years I would expect Jack to be more changed up, he's literally the same character but now mops around about "no hope" every once in a while for no reason.

Yes, that was the entire point of the first episode. Jack was still Jack, even if he was depressed.

>They are introducing 50 years of story

No, they introduced a plot point.

>they need to explain shit

The Daughters of Aku are assassins birthed and raised specifically to kill Jack. The Omen is a manifestation of Jack's guilt and despair over his straying from his purpose. The sword disappeared because it is a fucking magic sword that the Gods deemed Jack unworthy of holding until he got his shit together. Seriously, how much of an explanation do you need? Because I understood all of that shit in the time it was presented.

>Jack is the same after 4 episodes, the Scotsman is the same character, Aku is the same character

Why did you expect anything else?

>Ashi, the one character that could've had some fucking actual development went from "I hate you" to "I love you" in 3 episodes.

In the first episode of the season, Ashi is set up as the "distracted" sister, the one most vulnerable to being dragged away from Aku's influence. The rest of her arc is Jack doing that, then her giving Jack hope by admitting she is no longer influenced by Aku.

Goddamn, kid, you really are a dumbass.
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>>92159695
Ha i knew it sounded similar
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>>92158944
That just gets me harder
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>>92159330
And to think HB wouldn't exist if the universe didn't exist.
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>>92156908
They are reflections of each other as they're strangers in the same land. Jack from the past, and Ashi from seclusion. The Jack fishead scene only drives the point further especially when it's evident to Ashi that Jack didn't know shit about the food.

They were both dropping future spaghetti hard this ep and both were aware of the implications and awkwardness of being in one another's intimate space. The only exception being the nude scene which could be chalked up its insignificance in the middle of battle. She knew to cloth herself after the waterfall scene.

Ashi was able to spend a good portion of her journey alone, coming to terms with her own identity and interacting with others. Honestly the deer scene could've been reversed with Jack spotting some a couple of alien looking blobs and wondering if the one blob was about to eat the other only to see them engage in some freaky monster sex instead. The point of the deer scene was show how fixated the daughters mindset was around Aku and to foreshadow Jack/Ashi.
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>>92158944
So Oldboy, basically?
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>>92155526
Too many bittersweets. Hope Jaashi works out.
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>>92158944
Ok, answer me this. How the fuck does this happen?
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>>92159640
>still going around saving people
Yeah like that one time he ignored a village dying or layed low for around 50 years because he lost the sword. I will give you that he can redeem himself if he goes to the past in the finale, but if he doesn't then Jack would be the biggest cunt in the history of humanity.
>but the mental transformation took several episodes
Like? Ashi called him right before his suicide, the episode ended and then in the next one we got Normal Jack again after a """"spiritual journey"""" that took a couple of hours at most. Great resolution, Genndy.
>Jack was still Jack
Well that's bad writting, you can't change the entire point of a character (Jack's character is literally based in going back to the past and defeating Aku) and have him act the same way.
>No, they introduced a plot point
And that's it's shit, it's not being 50 years, they say it's been 50 years because they needed an excuse to have Jack depressed/have a blank start for new viewers. If 50 years indeed passed you would've expected some fucking writting changes on the world and Jack to reflect it.
>Explanations
I already told you, it's not about the explanation, it's about the execution, they writting in the season regarding the Sword, the Assassins and The Omen isn't bad perse (although the Omen is arguable for not being good) it's just that it was poorly executed due to rushed pacing and poor storytelling.
>Why did you expect anything else?
Because it's been 50 years? Like holy shit anon.
>Ashi is set up as the "distracted" sister
And because of that I'm supposed to believe she's going to go from Hate to love in 3 episodes? Ashi being with Jack isn't the problem, it's how they did it. After episode 7 you can't imply anything but a duty relationship with Jack, at the start of episode 8 they are flirting (after not even having a proper friendship) and then at the end they love each other, that's not development that's what happens AFTER the development. They showed nothing.
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>>92156908
This show is a good example of the trope even if it is one. Ashi seems like a normal young woman to me, reasonably well adjusted despite everything.
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>>92158107
Aku already said he destroyed ALL the time portals, and in the episode with the guardian, before the guardian is going to kill jack, the portal shows a vision of older jack with a long beard and a European-style golden crown, implying he is a king of some sort.

I seriously doubt Jack is going back. What will likely happen is that Jack will travel to the portal to find it destroyed and the Guardian dead.

Jack will resolve to fight Aku in the future with the new army the Scotsman's daughters have raised. With Jack leading it they will fight their way into Aku's fortress where jack will defeat him. I don't think Ashi needs to die or anything like people are saying in order for the ending to be "bitter-sweet". I think the very fact that Jack realizes he can no longer return to save his people, or undue Aku's evil will be the bitter part, and the fact that Jack can now make the world a better place, and the fact that he has Ashi will be the silver lining on the otherwise dark storm cloud.

All together I'm fairly certain that Jack will fight with the army to defeat Aku, and I'm also fairly certain that he will not be going back to the past to save his people.
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>>92156614
and bitching about it isn't a meme?

lol
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>>92159999
checked
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>>92158602
Or the guardian is already defeated in a flashback.
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>>92159620
I fucking hate that and the whole episode

FUCK THIS SHIT GENNDY KILL YOURSELF YOU ASS HOLE
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>>92155837
His first fight with Aku was a stomp, don't know what people are expecting here
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>>92157892
>>92158036
Actually letting the past be the past and moving towards the future instead of obcessing with going back to it is a better conclusion.

Granted, could go either way but from a storytelling perspective I think it's better to end with the hero on a different point that is the culmination of his journey instead of just returning to the status quo of before the problem he had to deal with started. Never really been a fan of those kinds of endings.
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>>92160308
>obcessing with going back
Anon Aku has been torturing people for thousands of years, that why instead of killing Aku in the future Jack is trying to go back to the past.
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>>92160018

>layed low for around 50 years

And how do you know he did that? How do you know that it had been fifty years since he lost the sword? The opening narration says "fifty years has passed", but that can be taken to mean "fifty years since Aku flung me into the future".

>you can't change the entire point of a character

If Jack had been a completely 100% different character than he had been in the old show, that might be a great argument. But the show opened on Jack being Jack-plus-depression, so...yeah.

>have a blank start

Except it clearly wasn't.

>it's not about the explanation, it's about the execution

The execution worked. All the shit you THINK needed exhaustive explanations did not because explanations were either implied or unnecessary beyond the bare bones. Did we really need a whole episode dedicated to The Omen?

>I'm supposed to believe she's going to go from Hate to love in 3 episodes?

This is the one thing I am willing to agree on: The changeover is rushed, likely due to the season's small episode count. But the rushed pacing does not bother me because I am willing to cut the writing a bit of slack in that regard - not just because of the abbreviated season, but because this is still a kid's cartoon at heart. Not every little bit of character development requires a whole goddamn episode. If you want that, go watch "Steven Universe".

Stop dropping all this salt and go meditate, son. It will do you some good.
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>>92159167
>Samurai Jack isn't known for having long fights

nigga u dumb

>ninja fight
>aku fight in the boneyard
>the fight between aku and jack's father
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>>92158602
Going with 1. Except i think there will be a cut to the future where everyone is alive and happy, with ashi in front of a giant statue of dedicated to Jack for killing Aku, wondering who he is and only feeling a familiar vibe
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>>92160463

>the last ten minutes of the show's feature-length pilot
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My ending would be Jack realizing that if he gets back, back to the past, then everyone he ever knew, including Ashi, would get erased but he's forced to go back and finish what he started anyway.

Jack beats Aku, goes back in time, undoes the future and stays immortal because of his exposure to the time travel. Eventually he wanders the land like he always did and helps build a brighter tomorrow with his knowledge of the future, becoming just as great a hero in his own time, until eventually enough time passes and he meets his old allies again, this time they all have lived much happier lives in a world without Aku, and finally reunites with Ashi.

Series ends with Jack saying something like "Gotta keep moving forward"
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Any post got a link to tonight's episode? Ik rtt, its late.
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>>92160432
>How do you know that it had been fifty years since he lost the sword
Actually I don't know, they could've explained it, though, it would make the muh 50 years plot point feel less artificial, shame they didn't do it.
>Jack-plus-depression
Yes that's the point, that is retarded.
>exhaustive explanations
How many times do I have to say it? It's about execution, dumbass. Shit pacing = less time = less satisfying resolutions. Yes, they need more time to finish the Omen aside from 4 minutes, maybe not a full episode, but 4 minutes? Get the fuck out of here.
>kid's cartoon
>kid's cartoon
>kid's cartoon
You keep saying that like it's supposed to mean something, the original run never did something as stupid and shitty, that is not an excuse.
>le salt
I'm not mad, I'm dissapointed, not everone eats shit nor settles for mediocrity. Did you like Korra too?
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So all the time portals are destroyed supposedly, and Jack has his sword and the Asshi, does he need to go back to the past?
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>Two episodes left.
>No Ghost Scotsman still.

Cutting it a little close.
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>>92158692
My grandfather's deck has no pathetic cards Kaiba!
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>inb4 Jack needed Ashi to defeat the guardian
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>>92160589

>I'm not mad, I'm dissapointed

And you have no one to blame for that but yourself. Genndy did not force you to have expectations for Season Five, after all.
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>>92160607
My prediction is next episode is gonna start with Aku kidnapping Ashi, then Jack meets guardian, then Jack meets Scotsman and friends to mount the assault
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>>92155434
>>92155526
>>92155837
At this point, it's hard to care. Any sort of pacing went out the window this season.
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>>92160644
Silly me for believing on him delivering something half decent, shame on me I guess. Sometimes I really wish I could just eat shit up like everyone else.
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Post your face when the story goes along this way:
>Aku: She begged for her life, and the life of the baby inside her.
>Oh...! He didn't know.
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>>92157892
>only to realize he was never going to return to the past.
That actually reminds me of picrelated. Though, in film's case, protagonist should have seen this coming
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Honestly - i think the series will end with Jack's death
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>>92160665
>Sometimes I really wish I wasn't so autistic

FTFY
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>>92160665

>Silly me for believing on him delivering something half decent

Yes, it is. You went into the season with expectations of quality. I went into the season with only one expectation - that the show would conclude the storyline. You have the problem, son, not me or Genndy or anyone else.
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>>92160716
>le autism
Ah yes, I knew some pleb was going to play that card soon enough.
>>92160720
>that the show would conclude the storyline
So you are admiting that you would've been okay with ANYTHING? Damn that's as low as you can get in standards.
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>>92155261
Could some kind anon link me to the mega?
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>>92160657
that's all you guys ever complain about but you can't be assed to explain yourself at all

begone frogposter
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>>92160705
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX AKU WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX
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Not going back to the past to save his people would be sad honestly.
Fuck sake man he has been haunted by the fact that he lost the sword and not being able to fulfill his duties. I know he has Ashi now but how the hell will he not go back to having visions of his father enslaved.
I mean fucking hell the last time he saw his parents was before going to fight Aku. Think of their perspective, their plan failed, their son is dead and now they will die serving Aku, that is if Aku doesn't just kill them.

I think he has to go back, even if it means losing Ashi.
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>>92159203
They appeared in Episode 1 and then never showed up or were mentioned again.
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>>92157892
If you didn't think this was the only possible ending from the very beginning, you were delusional.

The message is the past is past and you can only move forward. You really didn't think after that episode of Ashi traveling through the world seeing all the ways Jack has brought light to the hopeless future wasn't foreshadowing him staying to rebuild the world after Aku is beaten?

If anything, going back after all this shit and forgetting about all the people he rescued and left behind would be unsatisfying and make the journey pointless.
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>>92160751

>you are admiting that you would've been okay with ANYTHING?

Not really. I would have disliked the season if I sincerely thought it sucked. But I do not believe that, and I will not say otherwise just to "fit in" or agree with you.

I went into the show with only the expectation that the Jack vs Aku storyline would finally reach a conclusion. You are the one who expected a fucking masterpiece.
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>>92159695
thank moot, I was afraid I was the only one to catch that
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>>92160832
Again, silly me for believing Genndy could live up to the original. Trully the George Lucas of animation.
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>>92156718
>/co/ complaining about tumblr

now that's some faggotry
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>>92160705
Or more simply: The guardian was defeated, the portal destroyed, and Ashi gets out of whatever Aku locks her up in.
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>>92155261
Where is Ashi? Why isn't she with him?
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>>92156614
it's /co/ after all
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everyone he helped will be preserved somehow, either they all go back with him or something else

cap this
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>>92160766
nvm found it :)
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>>92160851

>silly me for believing Genndy could live up to the original

Whether he did or not is a matter of personal opinion, not objective fact. Neither your opinion nor mine deserves to be objective fact.

But hey, you go on believing otherwise. I bet you'd make a great preacher, given how you think your shit doesn't stink and your opinion about a story someone else wrote is the word of God.
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tfw aku rips the fertilized eggs out of ashi and eats them in front of samurai jack
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>>92160794
Episode 5 anon.
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>>92160880
/co/ currently watches Star Vs, Steven Universe and Loud House, let alone that the waifus in /co/ are Jenny and Raven.

Ashifags say /co/ is sexist because they need a strawman to just deflect any criticism.
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LINK WHERE.

I MISSED THE EPISODE. GOOGLE IS GIVING ME BULLSHIT DECOYS AND PLACEHOLDERS.FUCK.

pleas help.
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>>92160916
use alluc for streams and chanarchives for mega links
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>>92160901
You don't have to be so butthurt, tripfag. Of course that's my opinion, you don't need to point it out like an autist.
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>>92155261

>There are people still mad about the "forced" romance

If you didn't see the signs you clearly have autism
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>>92160851
I think it's just suffering from Kora Syndrome. Creator has too many 'great ideas' but not enough episodes to include them all in a satisfactory way, so he includes them all anyway.
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>>92160916
https://mega.nz/#!lnIBWAQb!c809LqiWEsOL5IU1vLQLavj2an3oXaFpX9jqCzL1TRI
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>five or ten years from now
>Genndy is being interviewed
>says Ashi was a mistake and could have been handled with more finesse, that's one of his only regrets on Samurai Jack
Your reaction?
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>>92160936

>Of course that's my opinion

Hey, you finally admit it! Admission is the first step to healing.

The second step is getting the fuck off 4chan for a while.
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One thing about this week's episode I really enjoyed is that it was probably the s5 episode that was the most similar to the CN run in pacing. There's even a lot of quieter moments in it the more plot-driven episodes of s5 didn't manage to deliver.

Makes me wish there were more episodes so there could be more episodic "enemy/location of the week" stuff as that's what Samurai Jack used to excel at.
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>>92160871
She fulfilled her purpose of being a love interest and she's no longer necessary.
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>>92160976
>making up powerfantasy pipedreams
you're not hiding the fact you're upset at all, anon

like, try to achieve even a hint of subtlety next time
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>>92161001
>implying
a storyboard has jack tied up and begging ashi to fight aku for him
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>>92160982
I've always admited that SJ S5 being dissapointing was my opinion. In reallity it still doesn't hold up to the original, but perhaps people without proper taste can't see why that is, thus liking a lot, and I just downplay it too much. Who's right or wrong? I don't think it matters. As long as you don't get mad at other people's opinions.
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>>92160963
Bless you anon.
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>>92160976
Well considering the network only gave him 10 fucking episodes instead of 13, it could have been handled with more finesse.

I'm pretty neutral about the relationship. If they just had them holding hands, maybe people wouldn't have been pissed off.
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>>92161039
Don't shill your channel on 4chan, idiot.
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>>92161047
I'm only asking a question, anon. Do you think there would be a bigger shitstorm than what happened today, and what would your reaction be?
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>>92155261
So will Jack's future be touched upon next episode?
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>>92160976
>could have been handled with more finesse
Well that's true for Season 5 as a whole. While I don't think it's bad, a lot of it could have been handled better. Problem has been more pacing and delivery than the plot or characters, at least to me.
Would probably have worked better as either the 2-hours movie it was initially planned to be or a longer (15-24 episodes) season than just 10. it's in that awkward place where it can't be too condensed like a movie would but it also doesn't have enough breathing room like a longer season would allow.
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>>92159999
Absolutely fucking witnessed
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Screenshot this

Ashi and Jack are just split up looking for something and the Guardian is narratively dead
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>>92161136
Either total retcon or will imply something like "jack saves the guardian / gets his graditude, but refuses to use the portal because it will erase ashi. Bearded king jack is from a very far future, when he reminds to complete the time loop.
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>>92160778
1. They only had 10 episodes to do anything this season
2. They still tried Genndy's slow exposition approach when they clearly didn't have time for it, which resulted in:
3. actually important shit happening WAY too fast (jack actually finding a sword, battle with priestess, Jack / Ashi romance, Ashi realizing that Aku is evil etc.), and:
4. unneeded scenes dragging out (tea ceremony, the "how i lost my sword" scene etc.

Sword subplot could have been dropped altogether. Tea ceremony too. The gods thing was straight up out there
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>>92161136
Wait the noncanon comics focused on that king thing from the portal? How did it happen? Also if it happened in the comics it was already doomed to not happen in-series
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>>92161175
Meaning that "prophecy" was completely subverted. Aku made it impossible for him to complete his quest.
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PLEASE be a cool episode, it's the fucking Guardian of all things
My expectations are low however since we had a fucking spooky space ship setting ruined of all things
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>>92161215
Yes. Jack became a leader and had an army alongside The Scotsman. He and his army would plan to battle Aku, but unfortunately the comics ended there before we could see what happens.
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>>92161204
>out there

It's what his father went through.
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>>92161233
calm down fgt
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>>92161141
Pretty much this. I think making it 12 episodes would be enough. Hell, if he went the "we desperatly need more time" route and cut off the intro and made the credits roll during the last sequences, it could be enough.

It needs JUST a litte bit more pacing.
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>>92161233
The guardian is already dead.
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>>92161215
>>92161250
Also, Jack decides against going back to the past in the comics. He focuses on the future.
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>>92161225
>>92161191
Tbh since comics arent canon i feel like Jack is going to be given a choice to go back in time and kill aku again or stay in the future. Ultimately he will stay because he realizes time travel is not simple as he thought and that by going back in and undoing the evil that is aku he would be destroying the future as it is which means wiping from existence all the people who he befriended and saved and all the innocent people currently in the future.
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Why wasn't it 18 episodes? Reeeeee.
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>>92161250
SOURCE
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>>92161296
I think this will happen here too. Aku is destroyed, and Jack / Ashi keep moping up the remnant
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>>92161320
http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Samurai-Jack/Issue-20?id=2823#1
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>>92161341
thank you based anon
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>>92161250
>>92161296
This is clearly non-canon, please stop posting it like it means anything.
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>>92161370
>This is clearly non-canon
No fucking shit. That's what we've been saying this entire time. Lurk more.
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>>92161370
The comic is non canon, but king jack does appear in the cartoon, we just have no fucking idea about his role, or if genndy will even keep him or retcon him.
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NO WATCHA
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>>92161421

Genndy isn't retconning anything. The Guardian is next episode and since the original episode is with King Jack I have serious doubts Gennedy is going to ignore it
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This entire episode was just focusing on their kiss ending, so if you didn't like that there wasn't anything else to like, all the jokes, plot, dialouge, etc was just directed to their love session. Most episodes usually have secondary gags or subplots or something to have as backup
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I just want to know who went for the kiss first.
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>>92161537
definitely jack
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>>92161537
I'm assuming it was a double dive after they stopped panting.
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>>92157846
https://mega.nz/#!lnIBWAQb!c809LqiWEsOL5IU1vLQLavj2an3oXaFpX9jqCzL1TRI

anybody got the MEGA for ep1? it's the only one i'm missing
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>>92155682
>tfw this isn't bittersweet
>this is the happiest possible ending
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>>92156908
I think Jack and Ashi are romantically involved because they're mirror images of each other, just from different perspectives. They're both born of hardship and feel like they have to follow their destiny, yet they sidetrack each other as romantic devices. The more they interact, the more they find they have in common - perhaps their lack of romantic experience is what's so driving. Jack wants to fix the world, and Ashi wants to experience the world, which essentially falls under the same role of defeating Aku.

Think of it this way: unless Jack got frisky with hookers at some point, he hasn't had feelings for a woman since Ikra. 50+ years since he's had any interest in a lady, and the first one turned out to be Aku in disguise. Not to mention how hard Ashi tried killing Jack in the first place. The poor man has been *deprived*. No matter how noble you can be, the heart will still ache with time for love.

Only problem is, Jack hasn't seemed to have figured out that if he goes back to the past, he effectively erases Ashi. Ashi as she is is a product of Aku being present for half a century. Even if Jack were to go back and wait for Ashi to be born, however unlikely that is, he'd be an old man by then. I don't know if he can bring her through the portal.

100% betting that Jack will have to choose between being with Ashi or realizing his true goals.
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>>92161079
he himself asked for 10 episodes you fucking retard he said so in the q&a
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>>92155261
Where's ashi?
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>>92161561
Ashi's just staring waiting for him to try after a moment there.
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>>92156531
>>92156614
>>92156711
>>92157979
>>92158101
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>>92161511
How is the whole prison-ship part and the creature "focusing on their kiss ending"?
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>>92161616
Ashi is still a lame character
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>>92160657
>Only ten episodes
>Expects logical pacing in Samurai Jack

Fuck off frogposter
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>>92161616
>ashifags are this deluded

holy moly
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>>92161618
The creature sucked her clothes off and made Jack have to suck her leg before that, all building their sexual tension. It's home was the prison ship though
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>>92161646
Excuse me - please delete this.
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>>92161611
what

>>92161646
Yes, she is, and I don't particularly like her, but that's what's going on here. It's not "le sexism xD", it's because she's something jarringly different and is far more prominent than expected.

>>92161668
>implying I'm an Ashifag
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>>92156673

It sound's like Over The Garden Wall
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I miss Shaggyfag
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>>92159620
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04RkSPEkZ0J
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>>92161588
He miscalculated, then.
Doesn't change the fact that the series would have benefited of more room to breath. Would allow for better pacing, not needing to cram a lot of plot developement and events in a single episode like happened in a few episodes, could make stuff less abrupt, and allow for the odd self contained episode.
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>>92155261
HOLY SHIT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>92161714
well tell him that iam not happy either and even if the next 2 episodes are going to be 11/10 iam still going to prefer the old show in every way
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>>92161671
I can give you that, but still the bulk of that subplot wasn't geared towards building sexual tension like the tiger fight was. It gave us some nice shots and a lengthier action sequence than previous episodes.
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>>92161673
I can't believe I lived long enough to see jack become trash tier It really hurts
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>>92158176

Nigger the first 3 episodes WERE kino and then Ashi tagging along signaled a complete tonal and pacing shift that fucked EVERYTHING up
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What are the odds we get epi 9 for setting things up with guardian, epi 10 for setting up, making scottsman army, and a full lenght movie for the finale?
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>>92161796
nigga just watch the fucking episode preview he is going to the guardians place
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>>92161764
>this is genuine
lol
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Is the fandom seriously divided now? It wasn't that fucking bad guys, it was a k i s s and Jack is still wanting Aku dead just like always
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>>92155261
Is this even the same person we saw in Episodes 1-6
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>>92155261
>jack alone
Could be another flashback.
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>>92161822
>Characters can't change!
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>>92155526
More than likely, Jack can only go back to the past alone so Ashi will have to remain in the future without him. That's it.
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>>92161646
Sure, I can understand that. But, I don't think she's really that bad. She was developed pretty well but due to the pacing of the show and the fact no one expected a romance at first, her presence feels like it's taking up space, more or less. I mean, we've only got 43~ minutes left of Samurai Jack to watch and look where we are right now. That's a lot of shit going down in 43 minutes. No one's going to see as much Guardian, Scotsman, or epilogue as they want to, and Ashi, though moreso the romance subplot rather than a fault of Ashi herself as a character, is partly at fault.

But I digress, that screencap is blindingly accurate and it just means the Ashi hate will be exaggerated horrendously for sake of memery.
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>>92161832
Yea,
"are you sure all time portals are gone?" "yes, there was this one, but..." cue flashback

screencap this
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>>92161820
Hi there >>92161072
Lol
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>>92161734
mah nigga
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>>92161822
I did like armored bearded jack. He could get some extra combaf attire, specially for the big finale. Some armor, multiple weapons, etc.
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>>92161822
No.
>defeated the manifestation of his shame
>calmed his heart and got his sword back
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>>92161616
What a stinking load of absolute fucking trash
/co/ LOVED SJ eps 1-3 almost universally

your argument is trash
stop talking like you understand this place's culture you fuckin tumblrina shipfag board ruiner
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>>92161858
thanks anon glad you love me so much
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>>92155261
I didn't hate the romance as much as I thought I would and it made me realise something. I don't hate relationships in cartoons, I hate shipping faggots. They need to kill themselves. Maybe it was just based Dean Martin tho.
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>>92161873
>this much anger and this many buzzwords based on a false assumption
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just be thankful they broke the sexual tension and didnt continue it into the finale
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>>92161873
>/co/ LOVED SJ eps 1-3 almost universally
There were still complaints about animation and pacing and fears that Ashi might become a bigger character.
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>>92161873
This is truly a good example of how spergy /co/ can get

Christ dude get out more
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>>92161890
D-do you feel the same way anon-kun?
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>>92161892
Same here anon. It was weird not hearing a WATCHA though, but I enjoyed that dean Martin. I thought I would be pissed about the couple, but I wasnt and want jack to he happy.
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>>92161904
the fact they kissed means they are a thing now and it will be the same but worse until then
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>>92161921
any (You) is a tasty (You) so sure
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>>92161907
fears are not shitting in it, I know because I was one of the people that said Ashi could ruin the entire season. But 1-3 were mostly flawless.

And I was right
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>>92161821
Shippers ruin everything they touch, Always.
I found this episode enjoyable for the direction and art of it, and I liked the whole prison and monster part. Reminded me of the old episodes.
For the romance stuff I just tought it was rushed but acceptable, in the beginning of the episode I thought it would be "oh look they're awkward" the whole episode but it wasn't (and when it was, with Jack reacting to Ashi being naked, it's in character with what Jack would do in a situation like that). Better than what I expected at this point.

But then people are talking only about shippingshit and how it destroyed the show and foaming over whether or not their relationship should be romantic. I'm pretty sure someone who isn't watching the series and just seeing this shitstorm unfold is getting the impression it's much more romance focused than it is, which I find a bit amusing.
Romance isn't ruining the show for people as much as their own obsession with that aspect in detriment of everything else is.
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>>92161941
>Ashi gets lost/kidnapped
>"WE HAVE TO SAVE ASHI"
>"BUT WHAT ABOUT ASHI?!"
>"HAS ANYONE SEEN ASHI?!"
>"ASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
>*jack kisses her on the lips after aku has killed her"

expect any of these to happen
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>>92161892
Genndy has done this generation a great service throwing Dino in our faces. lol
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>>92161959
put that episode up in terms of action and suspense and tell me if this episode can hold on with any of the season 1-4 episodes? seriously i was almost falling asleep and was just waiting for it to end
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>"What's next"
>"AKU"

>next
>"haha we keep touching the pole at the same time haha"
>"oh something's poking me"
>"GOOD GRIEF SHE'S NAKED"
>everybody loves somebody sometimeee~
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>>92161992
I never realized how Jack's head looks like a cup with a straw poking out.
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>>92161992
Get the fuck over it, is this about plot delay or just Ashi? Nevermind I already know
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>genndy intentionally made this a massively polarizing episode just to make the rebound on how good episode 9 is much more intense
ingenious. simply a genius.
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>>92161951
>But 1-3 were mostly flawless
Because there wasn't much to complain about, outside of technical aspects. The plot didn't start developing hard until 4 at least.
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>>92161991
so much truth.... good lord, preach it, man.
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>>92161616
>>92161873
He's absolutely correct though. Go to /v/. They're like this with every new release because of TORtanic.
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>>92161941
i mean that the development is mostly done and now the finale can really begin
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>>92162024
COMING SOON TO BURGER KING
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>>92160432
>Not every little bit of character development requires a whole goddamn episode. If you want that, go watch "Steven Universe".
>implying SU's character development is even consistent
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>Defending the kiss's execution
>implying that wasn't ooc for jack
>implying this wasn't just new girl gets everything even the main character drudgery
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>>92162053
I just feel like a lot of us wanted a liiiitle less development of this sort. Nobody wants it to build up all this different shit just to finale it to death.
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>>92162088
Nobody said it was consistent. But SU has entire episodes solely for character development.
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>>92156531
>It's another "Tripfag is butthurt and makes an ultimatum" episode
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>all the topical episodic porn of tonight's episode coming/starting
>me on the left
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>>92162035
>you will never see genndy act out this episode with sound fx
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>>92161959
how do you not get that it isnt related to shipping but the substitution of good content with shitty content?

like episode 2 was incredible
that scene in the tomb where jack was being hunted

that entire sequence was so good it got me SO FUCKING HYPE for the rest of the season

and then everything else was a let down and i keep thinking we could have had more of that instead of this mediocre lukewarm garbo

you realize this whole episode was a tongue-in-cheek play at them hooking up right? everything symbolically just represents them having sex

the awkward initial interactions

the deux-ex-machina device that jack couldn't figure out how to "press the right buttons" on

the worms erupting in a shower of goo at the end covering both of them

this is enjoyable in an absurd sort of way and its a lot better than most trash tv out there

but man, EPISODES 1-3 NIGGA
suicidal hallucinating jack
scaramouche
being hunted by the sisters
the wolf

all that artsy temp bold color animation music hotness that I wanted for the rest of the season ... and then you get this shit
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>>92162050
>nier automata
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>>92162147
>not laughing at the jokes
You have a shitty sense of humor.
It was a funny episode.
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>>92155837
>The fight with Aku is going to be super rushed.

This isn't anime, retard. They aren't going to fight for 5 seconds, explain their attacks , monologue for the next 15 minutes and repeat that for 10 episodes
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>>92160166
t. butthurt daughterfag
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what if the kiss is a one off thing
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>>92162199
What if the next episode is just different sex positions?
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>>92162234
>the next episode is just sex with no intro and no credits
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>>92162248
wacha!
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>>92155261
Wouldn't the time guardian be dead? Aku did say in ep 2 that he destroyed all the time portals.
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>>92162172
Look. this is why nobody really TRIES to debate here, man. He even acknowledged that he thought the humor was good. Fuck. Pay attention!
Yes it's funny, but it doesn't mean it's the way it should have been handled, especially after those initial episodes setting us up for a really fantastic serious-toned plot, not to mention, the Guardian portal in the old series setting us up for a serious-toned ending, and the Scotsman's army showing up... therefore Jack having an army to command like the guardian portal alluded to... like yes, funny jokes. Hooray, but that is NOT a substitute for what was necessary for a proper conclusion.
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>>92160821
To be fair, Divine Intervention is 100% a thing in this show. I'm pretty sure if he killed Aku and asked nicely, Jack could return to the past.
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>>92162147
>you realize this whole episode was a tongue-in-cheek play at them hooking up right? everything symbolically just represents them having sex
I did, actually,
I found the episode to be enjoyable regardless of that. I didn't care one way or another about the romance, and still not really care. Both shipping and anti-shipping people both blow this thing out of proportion and ruin the show to themselves, that was what I was getting at.

I agree there was a quality drop after the first few episodes, but disregarding the fact that I expected it (you bring your A game at the start to suck people in), do you really think the quality dropped enough to justify the shitshow discussing this series became on the last month, and that it is entirely the fault of a romantic subplot like people are arguing?
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>>92162317
The conclusion hasn't even finished yet. The guardian is probably dead anyway.
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Was there a benis malfunction at the end or did Ashi get poked with another sworb?
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>>92162248
>they find a copy of kama sutra
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>>92162024
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>>92162342
i would argue that the romantic subplot and the focus on ashi in general is a big part of why this season is shit
it simply does not feel like a conclusion but rather a suckin for people who havent watched the show while trying to NOT piss off the original fanbase too much
you can see it with the side characters from earlier seasons just thrown in without no rhyme or reason i think the biggest problem really is this lack of direction it feels like its going in all directions but not towards the end you know what i mean?
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>>92162317
>Expecting a dark and serious-toned series from Genndy
You people brought this upon yourselves. He literally never did major work on anything that didn't have humor.

The first episodes set up Jack in his lowest point, and every time his troubles are handled the serious tone returns.
For instance, the first episode of season 1 also is rather serious and subdued, but the series as a whole is fairly lighthearted with a few more somber moments. They're going for a similar thing here, only the network it's on allows for them to amp up the grittyness when going serious mode.
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>>92162168
Every new Western release.
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>>92162359
I acknowledge that, but I mean...it still gave us the expectation, that we'd be getting a serious plot. Heck, did we even hear about the destruction of all the portals before episode 4?
Anyway, I still think my argument stands...we were pretty much promised a serious and even "dark" storyline in this series. It's really fallen away from that entirely at this point and it's not going to be able to recover no matter what they do for the final two episodes. It's likely to be a really empty victory. The only hope I have is maybe the final episode is an hour-long (or 45 min??) special, same way as the first episode of the first season. Might give it enough time to even out the pacing and make it work. I dunno, just rambling and speculating at this point.
Have a good night (or day, i guess) anons.
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>I seriously want a legit answer why people don't like Ashi
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>>92162411
yes. all of the yes.
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>>92162427
then why is it shittier than the original samurai jack?

also youre kidding me right? J9? FUCKING J9? genndy can do dark good stuff if he wants
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anyone else hoping Jack's bittersweet ending is to let Ashi die
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What's really gonna happen:

>Jack finds the portal, defeats the guardian.
>Something happens with Aku/Ashi
>Jack has an ultimatum, choosing Ashi than heading back to the past
>Jack has the final battle, presumably saving Ashi. Ashi deals the final blow.
>The guardians of the sword / etc. come down to allow a portal home.
>Both of them go home.

I might be reaching, but there will be a happy ending. There must be.
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>>92162427
I don't really mean to stress "dark" like gritty and tragic or anything, but so much as not entirely slathered in comedic drippings. It IS the finale, after all, you'd think they'd try to wrap it up the way they began it years ago.
Scaramouche was hilarious, but not a huge or recurring, in as big a way as Ashi anyway, sort of character. I'd have been fine with humor thrown in, light-hearted moments like the Emoji creatures. But not all this, you know?
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>>92162475
I'm not doubting he can do something dark and completely serious. He just clearly doesn't want to.
And it shouldn't be what people expect given his resume.
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>>92162520
Yeah but what if the guardian is dead
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>>92162475
>J9
Wait...J9? innit that the noir episode with the dog? Or am I mixing something up..
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>>92162525
I see. i'm expecting the actual finale to be like that, just didn't expect the whole season to go that route. I think by next episode we'll be able to tell for sure what kind of tone the finale will have.
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>>92162550
Really hoping they don't go that route...fuck, I loved that dude's personality and voice. He was such a badass and he totally knew it, too.
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>>92162593
Given the preview at the end, it's possible jack might be looking at his skeleton. Aku did say he destroyed all the portals
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>>92162603
How the fuck do you mess up quoting so badly? The one issue I have with ashi is that we've had a lot less aku moments because of it. That's about it though.
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▶The guardian is dead
Nah he will be alive, screencap this
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>>92162550
>>92162603

The Guardian wouldn't be dead. Why would they waste such time on bringing back a character that would just be dead? Obviously he is alive, and Aku would probably have forgotten about him or something of the sort. I mean, Aku forgets a lot of things, he's a busy man.
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>>92162637
She's saving us from the shitty Mako impression, which makes me like her more
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>>92162582
I suppose that will be fine, too.. but man, if the pacing isn't driving me nuts. Next ep they just happen to find the guardian's place.
>Jack spents implied months going through an extremely difficult journey on traveling creatures to find that elusive-ass place originally.
Now he just kind of walks into it by accident? lol. They could have at least given him some lines of dialogue with an excuse as to how he got there. SOMETHING.
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>>92162654
Genndy said in his interview that they will only acknowledge The Guardian's existence.
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>>92162092
>OOC
>50 years of solitude, trauma, shame, guilt, desperation and despair
>Finally free of all that anger and sadness, plus got his sword back and a renewed hope of defeating Aku
>Also a cute girl who relies heavily on him, has helped him through so much, and wants to stick with him to beat Aku
>Not expecting him to give in and want to hit that shit hard
Even the most righteous of men, are still men.
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>>92162676
only
It was just "will be addressed", don't twist words
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>>92162608
Another anon here has a point, if the portal's presumed destroyed: We get the guardian, maybe with some information or something.
Otherwise, why have an episode about Jack being at that place at all, right?
These last two episodes may end up being pretty intricate. May blow us away.
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>>92162451
The guardian being dead is pretty fucking dark because Jack will never get what he wanted. Genndy promised it would be like the original show but a little darker at times.
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>>92162654
Who said he's wasted? He's dead. He failed his mission of guarding it.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12911947/

http://www.strawpoll.me/12911947/

http://www.strawpoll.me/12911947/

http://www.strawpoll.me/12911947/

Seems like this episode was pretty decisive. Either you really like it, or you really hate it.

What are your thoughts?
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>>92162754
Let's be honest here. Jack has bested Aku, and the Guardian has bested Jack. Therefore I presume that Aku was kept away from that area, or rather, removed from the area. Aku is prone to forgetfulness, and only has an intelligence network as far as his robots see.

Presumably, at some point in time Aku destroyed, or went to destroy, all the time portals, or at least the ones he knew. It does not seem in the original series that the Guardian's time portal was not known to him. Therefore I think that the Guardian is alive, and the portal is still there.
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>if we use a real song that makes it ok
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>>92162721
Maybe the guardian dies if his portal is destroyed
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>>92158944
IT'S FUCKING OLDBOY ALL OVER AGAIN.
also
>Japanese man
>attracted by a girl far younger than him
nothing new here.
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>>92162764
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12911947/

>Really divisive
> 10/10 has 138 votes
>93 more votes than the next highest option that is 8/10 at 43 votes
>Followed by 7/10
>1/10 only has 25 votes

Yeah this episode was pretty decisive in that most people liked it
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Since jack looks surprised, i predict since 50 years has passed the guardian will be frail and old thus "beatable".
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>>92162804
>Let's be honest here. Jack has bested Aku, and the Guardian has bested Jack

What the fuck is this logic? The guardian can't hurt Aku. Aku could just walk up to the guy and bitch slap him and the Guardian could do nothing about it
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>elvis starts playing at the end
jesus fucking christ, i can't believe they did this, it's just not samurai jack, you know? pretty disappointed that it's gotten this far from being what it used to be, punished jack excluded
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>>92162885

>Elvis

Kill yourself
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>>92162851
From a standpoint, the logic is correct but does not correlate. We know that in order to damage Aku, some semblance of Magic is required. The amount of magic, however, is not addressed.

For example, there are items the Aku himself cannot touch, yet as a magical being, (a strong one) he should be able to break free of that magic. We know the Aku is limited in some sense. So, it does not seem far off that the Guardian carries some magical artifacts to ward evil.
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>>92162897
He's a damn fine singer but he has no place in Samurai Jack, it's wrong
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> work a 10 hour shift at high school where I work as a custodian
> literally clean up other people's shit for a living.
> there's this one girl who goes there (she's 18 so it's cool) who always says hi to me and talks to me when she sees me.
> she's Asian
>18/10
> today I am taking my lunch break outside because it's a nice day
> some chad comes over and dumps his pasta all over the windows of the cafeteria
> I get to clean it
> while I'm furiously wiping I look over at chad and his hand is on 18/10 qt3.14 asian girl
> she's fighting laughter
> quit my job
> come home and Sleep until Saturday night
> waiting for samurai jack
> jack and Ashi kiss and I'm literally crying. Cucked twice in two days
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>>92162910
>The amount of magic, however, is not addressed.

The weapon was made by three literal gods. I think the power required is addressed and you're just trying to cover your ass. We didn't see the Guardian have any magic artifacts so it's not safe to assume anything
>>
>>92162934
>>92162885

IT'S FUCKING DEAN MARTIN YOU FUCKING PLEB

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>
>>92162934

It's not Elvis you idiot
>>
>>92162835
>divisive
?
>>
>>92162940

I hope this is true. I can just imagine your little face staring out through the grease stained glass
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>>92162950
>>92162963
Sounded like Elvis to me, chill and give a source then
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>>92162971

You didn't write divisive champ
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>>92162988

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEzuBgeiSnk

You don't deserve it, you fucking scum-sucker, but I'll post it anyway so I can give a spoiled Millennial some culture.
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>>92162945
Yet there was a Jewel of unknown origin in the first season that Aku had to trick Jack into leading him to it.

Another thing that is interesting is that a sword that can carve boulders cannot cut the Guardian's blade, if you look at the fight scene.
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>>92158628
the girl
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>>92163001
Sounds slightly different than the one in the episode, I think this is just a cover version man. Also im not a millennial
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>series has become Ashi featuring Samurai Jack

Fucking blew it. I knew a new season of SJ was too good to be true.
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>>92162940
That is how life works, generally speaking. Disappointment awaits at every turn, how the fuck did you turn out cleaning shit for a living and not realize that?
Either accept and make peace with that fact or take the easy way out and kill yourself.
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>>92163061
>le dense retard
well played, anon
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>>92163061
>Also im not a millennial
>kino.png
keep telling yourself that my man
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why did they use the song from the kmart christmas commercials

pic related
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>>92163071
Repeat after me: "I HATE WOMEN"
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>>92163061
>Also im not a millennial

No you're not. You're Gen Z and need to get the fuck out
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>>92163111
My wife never showed me what a tampon is, damn those things are scary
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>>92163111
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>>92163111
>a womyn is ruining muh series
feels bad :^(
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Reminder the series finale will have even people who never saw any episode there to witness the thread, be a part of "history", and be there to meme.

There will be so many users posting /co/ is likely to crash.
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>>92163135
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>>92160345

Actually, avenging the death and suffering of all those people Aku has tortured and killed would be much sweeter. Their spirits would finally be able to rest in peace.
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>>92163176
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>>92163142
I don't get why people are saying "they must hate women", they're just a different gender and it's like the women of /co/ is defending themselves for no reason
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>>92163191
english please?
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>>92163212
>says "is" instead of "are"
>in english please
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>>92163219

I'm sure you can Dodge the charges.
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Why are there no reaction images of the guardian? His expressions are so damn hilarious.
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>>92163243
AYO
>>
Is the last episode really going to be the regular 20 minutes?
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>>92161972
god dammit

id rather have aku just kill her off in front of jack as a prank and let jack be really sad and murder aku
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>>92158802
source on that first picture?
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>>92163236
pardon?
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>>92161039
nigger looking Etika
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>wait 13 years just for hamfisted waifu to take focus and rush the finale and have autists screech at me that waifu goddess isn't the problem it's my expectations
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Oh shit we might be getting ghost scotsman back next episode near the end. After all, he's looking for jack
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>>92163303
Yea but that just means more THICC WAIFU ARMY that will fuck things up just as much as ashi has
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>>92163294
>wait 13 years
>be almost satisfied with the episodes so far
At the end of the day I'm glad that attention whores like (You) are suffering, episode after episode.
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>>92162671
>shitty mako impression

anon it sounds the same, I never even knew mako was dead until someone told me last week
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>>92163358
>attention whores
Just because I said ashi is a waifu and she took a direct focus? These are actual things that happened, and if I have an issue with it that's my end
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>>92163244
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>>92163353
>THICC WAIFU ARMY
You said it like if that was a bad thing or something.
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>>92162989
What?
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>>92163395
it is when the focus shifts from story to fanservice 60%
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>>92162974
rude
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>>92163386
Don't worry anon, just two more weeks of suffering!
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No stream works (dick)
I have no cable provider (benis)
There is nothing I can do to watch the finale episodes with you all (ascended phallus)
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>>92163410
Well, don't fap to it.
>>
>>92163436
torrent it.
>>
>>92163450
I obviously don't my point is where does that leave me if I'm not a retarded waifu user of /co/? with 30% story in the series finale

>>92163428
yes but the suffering continues until the day i die, but i do not age due to what could have been
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>>92163390
>>92163244
Best character.

There's just something so pleasing about his design, I don't even know what.
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>>92163477
>yes but the suffering continues until the day i die
The good thing is that I don't really care about that!
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when jake fucks ashi i can't wait to see the butthurt
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>>92163436
just go on youtube theres a part of episodes
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>literally a scene from a fanservice anime
>>
Calling it now, the "secret" about Ashi is that she was born from Aku in that fucked up ritual, so if Aku dies, she also dies.
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>>92163527
Why would a smug anime female poster care about anything? They enjoy getting attention by being rude because it makes them wet
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>>92163244
>>
>yfw it ends with a surprise announcement of Season 6
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>>92163548
it's samurai jack, it wouldn't be if the main characters didn't strip.
>>
>>92163577
I doubt it. AS probably had to go through a whole bunch of hoops for this. I think Genndy just wants to end this properly once and for all. He waited YEARS for this.
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>jack
>jack
>jack
>ashi
>ashi
>ashi
>jashi
>jashi
>?
>?
What a shitty episode focus order. It should be a mix of Jack and Aku, with the Jaku/ship name ones being where they are in the same episodes with the same focus
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>>92163600
Genndy asked and they said yes, they did minimal hoop jumping, but yes he's ending it here
>>
>>92163577
Genndy has said this is the series finale
>>
WEB-DL FUCKING WHEN?
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POST YFW THE GUARDIAN TURNS OUT TO BE A BARTENDER

Also

>>92163530
>jake
>"What time is it,Ashi???"
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>>92163577
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>>92156736
he still needs the beard and a I think a horse...
>>
>>92161250
>outlines
>>
>>92163650
Have you fucking seen 1-4 seasons?
>>
>>92163769
Even when it's irrelevant people spout "you never saw the original!"
>>
>Damn that kiss was great, I'm glad Ashi won in the end
>>
>>92163809
Every second episode in 1-4 feels like a filler, story goes fucking nowhere, yet it's a damn well cartoon, because it's about Jack's journey.
One filler episode in season 5
>THIS SHOULD BE ABOUT JACK AND AKU REEE
>>
>>92155526
He'll find the guardian has died waiting for that rematch, jack will give him a grave marker.
or that he'll be a decrepit old man who dies after a brief talk with jack.
>>
>Jack gets his basket hat back
>loses it moments later
GOD DAMN IT
>>
>>92157981
...shit
>>
>>92163862
>One filler episode in season 5
I said it was the fact Ashi was getting prominent episodes not that it was filler dumbass
>>
>>92156908
>profoundly naive
>ultimately wise
ashi is literally neither of these things
>>
>>92158944
We /Oldboy/ now?
>>
Biologically what age is Jack? Like late twenties early thirties?
>>
>>92161696
Shaggyfag killed himself after this episode, most likely.
>>
>>92162092
>implying that wasn't ooc for jack
Jack was always autistic with girls though, which indicates you haven't watched seasons 1-4
>>
>>92164059
No, I mean him kissing her suddenly and being completely natural and passionate about it, his prior moments with her and him being awkward were the only good parts of the episode
>>
>>92160463
that episode with the hired mercenaries where they waste a bunch of time showing water drip just to have jack beat them all before the drop hits the ground.
>>
>>92158687
WE
>>
>>92155261
What if The guardian dies when the time portal gets destroyed? If you destroy the portal you destroy the guardian
>>
>>92157892
>No, it's going to be bittersweet for us.
>Jack will seemingly go back to the past, only to reveal he just went back enough to save Ashi. He chooses to remain in the future.
>16 years of following this show, only to realize he was never going to return to the past.
/thread
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Please give me your reactions when the next frame they started kissing i was literally looking away for one second and then the loud ass music started playing
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>>92164268
>>
>>92163982
25
>>
where's the 4koma reaction guys pic
>>
>>92163548
I got a massive boner when i found out all of akus daughters where wearing nothing but black paint
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>>92164307
Here m8.
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>>92164268
>>
>>92164268
OC
>>
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>>92163688
>>
>>92164318
Looks unfinished desu
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>>92164268
>>
Jack look weird now right? It's not just me?
>>
>>92164374
That's all that's needed m8.
>>
>>92156908
>People unironically not just hand-waving Jonathan McIntosh

Wew. So it's true what they say about /co/
>>
>>92164349
underrated
>>
>>92164355
Here, 1080p rip

https://mega.co.nz/#!yMxxzTDD!TRiNhKdYWJObZl7mGMtBIgf2PM8vxwsJbJdkn2hF2Vg
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>>92164268
WHOOO
GO GET HER, JACK
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>>92164268
>NOOOO, SHE'S A DAUGHTER, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

and then I laughed whimply. Genndy's comedy, gents and fags.
>>
>>92164481
Thanks anon.

inb4 it turns out to be renamed dolphin porn.
>>
>>92156711
Let me paint you a picture.
After 13 years, Samurai Jack gets a revival to bring closure to the beloved series. The revival begins with a group of brothers dedicated to killing Jack hunting him down. Jack fights back and ends up killing one before realizing they're human. Jack struggles with morality while trying to stay alive. Eventually Jack accepts that he is forced to kill to survive and kills all of the brothers but one. After this point, the last remaining assassin brother, Andrew, becomes the core focus of the show and basically the main character, with the show emphasizing how he's basically as strong as Jack. Episodes continue to be Andrew focused as Andrew saves Jack's life and even leads Jack any time they travel together.
We see more and more of Andrew and less and less of Jack and Jack's problems. The most recent episode begins with Jack feeling shy because of how cool he thinks Andrew is and how he wishes they could be friends. After some hijinks that literally came from nowhere and have no bearing on the plot, Jack and Andrew become Best Friends!

Does that sound good to you, faggot?
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>>92164541
Yeah.
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>>92164268
>>
Btw. about Jack being averse to killing.
Didn't he kill or at least seriously hurt bounty hunters? For example that chinese cat-thing jumping at him and Jack just slashing him with sword. Or Jack throwing bombs at Boris.
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>>92157045
>>
>>92156908

This is so accurate it hurts
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>>92163507
He's basically Morpheus.
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>>92156908
get the fuck out with this Tumblr shit
>>
>>92164318
Anyone got a completed one?
>>
>>92164745
What site is this from?
>>
>>92161949
Isn't that one of the dudes from red letter media?
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>>92161698

Top kek how did no one notice this
>>
>>92155261
Looks like a flashback episode.
There is no Ashi.
I think its with the Guardian, however Jack is going to discover that Aku has killed him and destroyed the portal.
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>>92161250
>>92161296

This is literally 1000 times better than the shit we're getting now
>>
>>92162838

The guardian is immortal too, he's been guarding the portal for "eons"
>>
so its pretty much agreed upon that jack will either have to give up ashi or going back to the past? theres no way he's gonna die at the end, and theres no way aku lives?
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>>92163865
The Guardian lived for eons, so the only way he's dead is if Aku killed him
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>>92164268
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>>92156908
Ashi wasn't born yesterday, she's like 20+yr old
>>
>>92163876
Sad
>>
>>92156908
>ignoring that Ashi was in a cave and brainwashed all her life
really makes me think
>>
>>92164541
Yeah, samurai did that shit all the time, anon.
>>
>>92158052
6 month time skip?
>>
>>92156908
this could be a great analysis were it not because of how it reeks of judgemental virtue signalling

>innocence is not sexy, experience is
No.
I'd take a virgin any day over a whore

t. my ex-girlfriend fucked like the gods, but the stomach reflux for not trusting someone was not worth it
>>
>>92166626
lol
>>
>>92158853
2001 is an exploration of intelligence and conciousness, how it emerges and progresses, be it by evolution or by design, and how an intelligence can shape or even create other intelligence.
>alien AI shaping monkeys into humans
>humans detecting alien AI, realising it's intelligent
>the search of man for intelligent life
>humans exploring the horizon, aided by the AI created by themselves
>developements on the AI's psycology, it's purpose and how it reacts
>alien abduction to see the fruit of their own intelligent design
>aliens advancing evolution on Earth once again
>the creation of a God
>the power of a God expressed just by thought


This was a 20 minute long analysis that reducts a million year old evolutionary sexual selection mechanism to "muh patriarchy did dis"
>>
>>92155892
predicting finale will be 44 minutes
>>
>>92166626
This.
Why would you take a half drunk, back-washed bottle of coke, when you can have an unopened brand new bottle?
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