I'm Mary Poppins Y'all! ;_;

both he and ego were pretty shitty dads

>>92138947
to be completely fair, Yondu didn't even want to be a dad; he just wanted to save a kid from dying

>>92138920
I really started to dig the sonic arrow in this one. He came across as pretty powerful despite being so gimmicky.

>>92138947
>put Peter's needs and well-being before his own, often to his own detriment
>gave him a place to live when he had no one
>taught him a useful trade and how to defend himself
>shitty dad

>>92138947
Idiot

>>92140137
also beat and verbally abused peter, so the good with the bad.

>>92140532
well all dads do that you fag

COME

>>92140552
anon...

>>92138947
one got better

>>92140552
What?

>>92140552
Is there something you want to tell us, anon?

>>92138920
Goodnight sweet Dad

>>92141438
It's how you raise boys, if you hug them that will make them gay.

>>92140074
Pretty much everyone showcased how utterly broken they are compared to the Avengers

Drax and Gamora just straight brushing off a crash landing, just wailing his body against multiple trees, at blazing speeds. Rocket taking out at least five or six dozen people at once. Yondu obliterating an entire ship.

>>92138920
Rooker is to good for this world

>>92138920
i actually cried

I cried

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>>92138920
>mfw movie Yondu is a better father figure to our protagonist than movie Jonathan Kent, movie Thomas Wayne, and movie Jor-El

I cried...

But I lost my father two months ago, so all the Dad stuff in this movie hit me pretty fucking hard.

>>92142605
Thomas Wayne is never a father figure, he exists to get shot

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>Post yfw Peter broke the chain

>>92142699
like all dads

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>>92142748
best song use in the movie

>>92140552
Just the good ones, some don't care about their kids

>>92142605
>>92142699
>>92142776

>tfw the last issue of Batman was Flashpoint Thomas Wayne begging Bruce to give up the cowl

Right in the feels.

>>92141939
It's because they are dealing with different shit

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Why was my little branch boy so angry in this movie? He was a sweet, careful person as a big branch boy Why is he constantly hitting my blue autistic boy and chasing after all those mole rat didgeridoos.

>>92142748
My fist was clenched and I was very pleased

>>92138920

F

>>92142944
manlet rage

>>92142944
Because he's a cranky boy, Drax even said, I hate you smaller, meaner, dumber Groot.

>>92140552
nobody who loved you would beat you.

and Yondu said to Quill that he RAISED him, no love attached to that statement.

>>92142748
I had a massive erection.

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>>92142748
>"I don't use my head to fly the arrow boy, I use my heart"
>Peter anime power-up with smash cut of flashbacks
>tfw I'm back to my childhood

>>92142605
>johnathan kent risked his life to protect his son
>yondu didnt

Nah

>>92142605
Jor-El was alright.

>>92143259
nah he threw away his life for no real reason since it was still feasible for clark to save him without exposing his powers until he told him to sit still and watch him die

>>92143259
>Tells Son with known super powers to stay back and watch as he dies for nothing.
>Blue piece of shit gives last Space Suit to son like figure he treated like garbage and gets him off celestial god planet before it explodes.

Really makes you think.

>>92142783
Which song was it?

>>92143275
>Didn't even include a simulation of Clark's mother.
Jor-El a shit.

>>92143259
>>92143290
>>92143330
>for nothing
>for no real reason
no you see, he was trying to save a dog

>>92143386
so why not just have clark a young fit man in his prime get the dog

>>92142605
>yondu verbally and physically abused quill and raised him to be a violent pirate. Also he never even told him he was his "daddy" till he was an adult and never told him of his origins.
>pa kent adopted kal el, told him he loved him and was his son throughout his life, told him what he knew of his origins, taught him to not abuse his powers and told him to make his own decisions (knowing he was raising him to be a good person).


Nope. Nice delusion.

>>92143386
Who gives a shit. Dude could just run and grab the dog. It was basically for nothing. Fuck.

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>>92143362
"Your mother wanted to say some words to you son, but unfortunately this completely unnecessary 3-dimensional simulation of Krypton's history at up all the remaining memory."

>>92143330
>he should have known he was going to hurt his leg and be caught in the tornado


Are u retarded?

>>92143359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbKsEbiy5_E

>>92143436
Yeah so Pa Kent did it because anyone could. He couldnt predict that he would hurt his leg.

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>>92143422
>and told him to make his own decisions

Have you never seen Man of Steel/BvS or are you trying to ruse someone?

>>92143467
Are you fucking kidding me? There's a giant tornado eating up everything in sight. He's fully aware his kid has super powers. There's no way he couldn't have just dashed , grabbed the dog and came back and saved everyone. That doesn't make any fucking sense.

>>92143443
no, he should have known clark could have done it risk-free

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>>92138920
So, did /co/ like this movie?

I thought it was too much action and not enough substance. I also felt like it had lots of yummy references I wasn't getting, so it was kinda cool.

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>>92143496
As a Missourian, the two funniest aspects of the Tornado scene are:
Clark could have just ran up and threw his dad to the ground and covered him. People and objects survive tornadoes in weird ways All The Time. Everyone woulda just said "Huh, that was damn lucky!"

People out here understand that standing under an overpass is no protection at all. It's a terrible idea. People have survived by climbing up into the framework below the roadbed and hanging on for dear life, but just standing underneath one is actually counter-productive, as it will just channel the wind through it even faster.

I also enjoyed that the Tornado didn't have strong enough winds to muss up Jonathan's hair until it was "right upon him" and disintegrated him.

>>92143601
There were quite a few references that had me grinning like an idiot, can't wait for the easter egg videos that'll show me what I missed. Really enjoyed the film, definitely belongs in the top tier of MCU flicks.

>>92143601
Enjoyed it even more the second time I saw it.
Even Gamora is starting to grow on me a little.

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>>92143422
>>92143259

>>92143654
>expecting coastal liberal hollywood writers to understand what goes on in Flyover country

Top kek.

>>92143735
>>>/ck/

>>92143756
That reminds me. What did Quill eat in space all this time?

>>92143779
pussy

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>>92143735
One of WB's biggest financial hits is the movie Twister, which gets them pretty accurately.

They literally had no excuse for this ridiculous CGI mockup.

>>92143601
Unironically the funniest movie I've seen in a decade. There's no such thing as too much comedy unless it's bad comedy or you were expecting a lot of drama.

>>92143779
eggs

>>92143709
She definitely got more love this time around, I no longer think of her as green Black Widow IN SPAAAAACE

>>92143024
>nobody who loved you would beat you.
Tell that to Trump

>>92143791
There was a couple of really tone-deaf jokes but overall I think its the funniest Marvel movie

>>92143671
Only one's I definitely got were:
>Stan Lee did it again
>that talking duck surely isn't just a random background character
Not anything noteworthy after this. Can you give some references I didn't know.

>>92143601
I thought it was pretty good. More of a comedy than an action movie but there were a few pretty well-done serious moments.

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>>92143812
The worst thing they do with Superheroines is turn them into "Team Mom".
Why do they have to be the "serious team-mate" all the fucking time? This is the only thing Suicide Squad got right.
Why do studios think anyone wants to watch some stoic supergal?

This more than anything is why WW will crash, because her character is the straight-man to Pine and fatso's funvee.

>>92143847
the duck is howard the duck, originally came from the same comics as rocket raccoon and has since become a running gag character

>>92143897
Howard the Duck has absolutely nothing to do with Rocket Raccoon.
Nothing at all, besides both are Marvel characters.

>>92143791
Correct. Though they kind of overused the trope subversion gags. I also think their attempt at mixing epic and comedic moments kind of cancelled out both tones most of the time.

>>92143847
Sylvester Stallone's character and his mid-credits scene with the older Ravager captains are the OG Guardians of the Galaxy

Ayesha is making Adam Warlock

the Watchers are a thing

>>92143936
Nobody cares about your stupid nerd shit, though.

>>92143847
>full appearance of the Watchers
>showed the original Guardians as the Ravager leaders
>obviously the Adam Warlock teaser in the post-credits
>Yondu getting his comic accurate mohawk with the second fin
>Ego actually having a planet face
>I may be stretching on this one but it looked like Quill was actually looking at the comic version of Eternity as shown by his eyes being all color-y and star-y
>reference to Yondu loving a bunch of weird earth toys in the first movie
only ones I recognize

>>92143923
wrong

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>>92143967
>what are some references that I missed
>here are some references that you missed
>no one cares, nerd

>>92143847
Since you caught Stan I assume you saw he was talking to The Watchers. We also got purple man-faced planet Ego, Cosmo in the credits, Starlord using an 80's handheld football game as a communicator, planet Berhert is from an old Hulk story, Howard the Duck as you said, the original Guardians lead by sly Stallone, Yondu's classic fin, Eternity, and probably a bunch more I missed.

>>92143967
Fuck off. I care.
fucking normie

>>92143654
Haha. Yeah that whole scene was just bizarre to me and I actually enjoyed the film.

>>92144007
Wasn't me.
Keep posting if you have more.

When the Sovereign guys are flying their drones, are the sound effects from an actual game, or just generic sounds meant to sound arcadey?

>>92143259
>yondu didnt
Yondu did more than risk his life, he outright sacrificed himself to save Peter.
Jonothan told Clark to use his head and stay hidden even if his heart told him to save people. Yondu told Peter to follow his heart because it was stronger than his head.

I seriously choked up a little when he gave that speech to Rocket.
"I know EXACTLY who you are, because YOU'RE ME."

>>92144007
Given that you're posting a literal nazi, the only one who needs to leave is you.

I don't know if you caught it, but there was a subtle Pacman reference at some point in the movie

>>92143890
Every comedy group needs a straight man, so long as they actually show some warmth every now and again it's not really a problem.

>>92144081
When? Was it in the credits?

>>92143847
There were two Korgs fighting in the portal skips and Jeff Goldblum from Thor 3 in the credits, which makes sense because James Gunn is the guy leading cosmic MCU and probably consulted a bit with Waititi.

>>92144094
I'm sure he's talking about the statues Quill wanted to build.

>while powering up to his Celestial Form, Peter flashes to his happiest moments, time with mom, flying around with Rocket and.. learning to shooot in the woods with Yondu.

and then "IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME NOW"

was a perfect scene, really.

>>92144100
I'm surprised they didn't have a credits scene with him

>>92144103
He actually made himself a pacman body out of rock when he and Ego charged at each other, sound effects and all.

>>92144111
It's interesting that a memory of Rocket popped up, given that they spent half the movie arguing incessantly.

>>92143978
Unless they've altered their origins, Howard is 70's character originally from Duckworld, which got retconned to a world of humanoid animals, but I've never seen it said that it's the same world that Rocket came from.

It's certainly not the case in MCU, where Rocket is an Earth animal and Howard an alien, but I'd like for you to point me to any reference of Howard coming from the Keystone Quadrant.

>>92144135
Way to ruin the joke

>>92144153
brothers argue a lot

>>92144153
I mean the whole movie showed they were good friends, Rocket just had hangups.

>>92144081
>subtle
>out of place transformation in the Ego battle scene, with the sound effects and all
Wasn't subtle at all and I thought it was normie tier. I cringed at that reference, but it was ok. However, if it is a reference to that flop movie, pixels, then I guess it's decent.

>>92144160
Rockets from a world where animals were just normal but got worked on by a mad scientist, they are all pretty much cyborgs, Howard is a real talking duck and not a duck transformed into a talking duck.

>>92144195
THAT'S
THE
JOKE

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>>92144167
There was a joke?

>>92144195
its just Peter letting his imagination run wild. he just got God powers afterall.

also at least for that fight, Peter was the strongest single hero in MCU!

>>92144208
Nobody cares, and this isn't comic book canon anyway

>>92144242
>strongest single hero in MCU!
Pretty sure Black Panther could still get him in a Full Nelson.

>>92144224
I guess the level of the layers of irony from the usual 4chan humor has warped your sense of sarcasm.

I mean, no normal person would've be able to got that joke. Still kinda funny though.

>>92144320
that's not even particularly layered sarcasm, maybe you're just Drax-tier

>>92144153
Rocket was a complexed little shit through the whole movie. I wonder if he's as insufferable in the comic books.

>>92144343
it was a joke shitpost

>>92144242
That fucking song tho, I was full mast

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>>92144400
we're getting too deep now

>>92143601
It was miles better than the first one, the emotional engagement was done in a better way and the action felt in tone with the movie, something that the original was lacking a bit.

I'm really hyped about the final Gunn movie.

>>92143259
You're right. Yondu didn't risk it, he gave his life to save his son.

How come Gammora was able to pick up the ships weapons?

>>92144594
She's strong as fuck, she held onto Drax hitting a bunch of trees while going like... at least 1000 kmh

>>92138920
Where did they get a National Defense medal for his funeral?

>>92138920
Fuck it. I actually laughed at the Mary Poppins scene. Something about the delivery just worked so well.

>>92144594
As a spaceship, it's actually made out of super light materials.

>>92143601
More autre than the first. I felt that James' Troma influences appeared a little more prominent here. I liked it a good deal more than the first, and I felt that the emotional themes of the movie were better focused

>>92144594
cybernetic enhancements, like Nebula but less nuts and bolts.

>>92144629
>drax laughing it off

>>92144637
He served in the US Army during Nam. Read the comics.

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>>92144870
>blue alien man with a metallic fin on his head
>served in the army during 'nam

>>92145305
And Mantis is Vietnamese.

>>92141939
>Pretty much everyone showcased how utterly broken they are compared to the Avengers
>Drax and Gamora just straight brushing off a crash landing, just wailing his body against multiple trees, at blazing speeds. Rocket taking out at least five or six dozen people at once. Yondu obliterating an entire ship.
You know Hulk and Thor would be doing the exact same shit right?

>>92143654
>People out here understand that standing under an overpass is no protection at all. It's a terrible idea. People have survived by climbing up into the framework below the roadbed and hanging on for dear life, but just standing underneath one is actually counter-productive, as it will just channel the wind through it even faster.
Yeah but did they know that in the 50-60s when Clark grew up?

>>92141053
You fags never had your dad teach you how to take a punch?

I really liked the movie.

I haven't seen one of the MCU movies since Winter Soldier and the first Guardians, so this was nice. Kind of made me interested in seeing Doctor Strange.

>>92145379
>You know Hulk and Thor would be doing the exact same shit right?
You are not making a good argument if you use Hulk and Thor, the two Avengers members who are now more Cosmic than Earth.

>>92143789
>One of WB's biggest financial hits is the movie Twister, which gets them pretty accurately.
Twister was lambasted as one of the most unrealistic depictions of tornadoes in its day.

I don't know where you're getting your info from but it's wrong.

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>>92145502
I feel like I'm being baited

>>92145516
nope. just how to drive and how to shoot and how to use IRC

>>92145502
Clark grew up in the 90's, dude.

>>92145573
Doctor Strange has really damn nice visuals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-7c4VNGOgU

>This is going to hurt
>Promises promises.

The thing I disliked the most about the movie was Nebula and Yondu not staying on the team. I thought it added great chemistry.

>>92146031
Reminder that Cat Stevens is now a fundamentalism Muslim that regularly demands the death of other musicians.

>>92146351
Nebula is obviously going to be in Infinity Wars

>>92146522
I hope she doesn't get Infinity-Fisted to show how big a deal Thanos is

>>92146638
That's exactly what's going to happen, though.

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>>92146397
Nobody is perfect...etc.

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>>92146708

>>92144085
But the warmth you get from the long suffering straight man is they're the butt of the joke all the time and even though they're always technically right the hijinks of their moron friends still prevail that's how we empathise with them.

Gamora is boring (an I mean this in a completely /pol/ free way) because she's the straight-man who's the best at everything.
He's the smartest, the strongest, the most durable, the best fighter, instantly knows it's a trap.
She's basically the superman of the group without the nativity of looking for the best in everyone.

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>>92138920

>>92144195
No no no, we were talking about THE pacman reference. Not the Pacman reference. Pixles was good.

>>92144320
Hahaha, you must be so embarassed!

>>92148149
>Pixles was good
I didn't know Adam Sandler posted on /co/

>>92144782
He's pretty beefy himself. He got the shit beat out of him by an almost demi-god and only stopped fighting when he almost drowned.

>>92145595
Iron man has had similar feats to Yondu. Like that scene in film 2 where he halves the Hammeroids.

>>92146397
That's hip right now.

>>92147323
Cool as dicks.

>>92148349
Guess again.

>>92143671
>Drax hates dancing to songs, his wife wouldn't even tap her foot to a good song.
>Tfw Drax tapped his foot to the beat of the song at the funeral
Haven't seen a single person say this so far.

>>92142944
Seedling angst.

>>92145305
Last I checked blue skin and a metal fin isn't medically disqualifying.

>>92146522
True but I just wanted her to stay on the team long term.

What was everyones favorite quip in this quipfest?

>Mantis, look out!

An true hero ;_;
F

>>92150808
I liked beautiful on the inside but groot dragging the table was probably my biggest laugh.

>>92150808
The finger scene and the scotch tape

>>92150808
I don't enjoy those, so I'll tell you my least favourite one instead: the bit where they tacitly acknowledge the fact that Marvel films don't use the word "fuck" by having Rocket translate Groot's words. I don't remember the exact line, but it was something to the effect of:
>'Are you out of your freaking mind?' Except he didn't use "freaking".

>>92151911
Nah, it was right at the end when Yondu was gonna do the thing and he said

>Welcome to the freakin Guardians of the Galaxy

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>>92142605
>Mouseketeers this delusional
>Company wars for no reason

>>92152127
That's it, yeah. Bothers me to no end that they're almost 100% certainly gonna save "fuck" for something related to Thanos, and that it's going to fall flat because people watch other goddamn movies and hear "fuck" all the time.

>>92150808
ONE'S BLUE

>>92150808
MY NIPPLES!

TASER FACE

>>92153384
I feel like I'm the only person that didn't have a problem with this. It's a stupid name even by comic standards.

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>>92153384

>>92150808
>Taserface
>It's called a Zune
>Rocket's winking failure

>>92138920
Finally... so we all agreed, this was Rooker´s movie

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>>92154069
>>92154753
Taserface is from the comics

>>92155081
That makes the joke even better.

>>92154753
Also Mary Poppins.

>Is He badass?


Also was the Ravager that Groot threw off during their escape Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers or am I crazy?

>>92151460
>>92151084
How can you guys laugh at those boring excuses for "jokes". I don't even undestand how those are supposed to evoke humor. I genuinely don't know. They're just boring stuff happening to waste the screentime to me.


>inb4 fun at parties, eh anon

>>92143601
I liked it
I shed some tears at the scene of Peter and his mom laying on the grass listening to music

>>92138947
>both he and ego were pretty shitty dads
seriously sherlock? the hundreds of dead kids gave you that impression?

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>>92155575
I can only spare you a small amount of pity, but you have it nonetheless.

Has anyone made a gif of that insect girl laughing along with Drax when sharing his hilarity?

It was 10/10 whores_laughing_reaction_image.gif material.

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>>92155575
might have a touch of the 'tism there anon

>>92142605
>is a better father figure to our protagonist than movie Jonathan Kent, movie Thomas Wayne
Yeah, fucking thomas wayne, dying...what an asshole

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Two of my favorite moments were Yondu/Rocket and Based Drax telling Mantis the value of being ugly.

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>>92155769
It's boring and forced, Anon. It's not funny at all.

Also, they really forced the cuteness on Groot in the movie. I guess they just did that so they could appeal to normies. It was fucking annoying.

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>>92155919

>>92155962
THIS
My man.

>>92151460
Ok, the scotch tape gag was a bit funny indeed.

>>92155802
there's a still image floating around

>>92155962
KELLY DOES IT AGAIN

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>>92155962
The movie was exactly as it advertised itself. It was precisely what audiences were expecting, having seen the first film and the trailers for this one.

I'm laughing that you paid to see it and then try to act cool on a Vietnamese Puppet Board about how you're too cool for it.

>>92150808
I liked how there's more back-and-forth than the usual zingers
Gives shit more substance than quirky one-liners

>>92156229
"I thought she was with you!"
>this will bring us great Marvel monies.

>>92152380
Dude, they're not "saving" the word fuck, that's retarded. These are family films.

>>92145305
Well there was a tiny ant sized man fighting in the cold war and a red faced nut-job in WWII so a blue guy in nam isnt that insane.

>>92156055
First. I like dogs, so well done Johny boy.
Second. Putting yourself before any other people, specially strangers is one of the most common things a human being could make. So congrats grandpa kent, you teached him well.

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>>92154753
>>92155081


Taserface ?!

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Wait a sec. Did they use the symbol in the first film? I legitimately don't remember.

>>92150808
Ayesha snickering at Taserface got me

>>92145516
Most dads teach their kid how to GIVE a punch...you know, since they dont want their kid to get hurt?

>>92156219
>I'm laughing that you paid to see it and then try to act cool on a Vietnamese Puppet Board about how you're too cool for it
For someone that seems to be laughing, that sounds like someone who is very butthurt.

It was a good movie for what it was trying to be like though, I must agree. Just not really my thing since everything felt so damn forced.

>>92142605
>trying this hard to derail into company wars

>>92142605
well that came out of the blue

>>92156387
Yes.

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>>92156356
>Second. Putting yourself before any other people, specially strangers
Yes, that's exactly the lesson Pa Kent drove home to Clark. Not that saving a busload of his schoolmates from a horrible death might be bad because it would draw attention, not the Clark should stand by while his mother watches her life-mate get torn to shreds because "someone might notice and that'd be bad for the family".

I don't even care if you are pretending to be stupid at this point, I'm done conversing with you.

>>92151460
>did you ask Nebula?
>she was sitting next to yondu
>I KNEW YOU DIDNT ASK

My onli cpmplain for those movies are the aliens witch are just recolored people.
GIVE US SOME WICKED ALIENS


My Gold waifu can stand thugh

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>>92156433
>For someone that seems to be laughing, that sounds like someone who is very butthurt.

Whatever helps you man. We are all so gosh-darned mad, after enjoying this film, that you just don't like it. Unbelievably upset about it, you can't imagine.

You sure got us gud. 12/10

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>>92155802

>>92156387
It's the sigil on the drawer Yondu kept his fin in

>>92156690
>first film

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>>92156680
It needs some Chris Evans in it, somehow, some way.
We have only a month to prepare ourselves.

>>92150808
The look on Star-Lord's face when Yondu asked about Mary Poppins being cool

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>>92156734

>>92156934
>>92156478
Thank you, helpful fellows.

>>92156546
sigh...BEING IRONIC ANYONE? dumbass

>>92156229
Honestly, one of the things GOTG has done really, really well is the banter- Not just quips and zingers and one liners (Though I have nothing against those) but a real good funny conversation that sounds realistic.

I'm reminded of Seinfeld and/or IASIP, who both managed to do similar things with their comedy.

>>92156934
Is Yondu the character most improved in a movie over his comic counterpart? Or is that Drax?

>>92156981
the term is sarcastic, and few people do it well on the internets, and that includes yourself.

>>92156744
Come on, its gonna be great. They need it to be grat, theat means buttload of bribes for every critic "critic" and youtuber alive.

>>92150808
MY NIPPLES

>>92157049
not angry anymore?

>>92142944
Remember having growing pains as a kid? That shit made me cranky as fuck. That little shit is having them all day long.

>>92156991
The movies have the same benefit as the post-Annihilation team; they are obscure, non-corporatized characters with the freedom to breathe. People don't come into their story with expectations on how they're supposed to act and respond.

And both had a good creative team willing to have genuine fun with their oddball crews.

Their bankable status has killed them in comics; now writers want them to be the next X-Men or something.

>>92157150
> Approval of anything I don't like is paid shilling
C'mon, man, at least when I bitch about Star Wars I just blame it on nostalgia.

>>92157325
I mean, I'm not sure it's just the monetization/history of the characters. There's no real reason why the same thing couldn't be written with Ant-Man and Thor.

Does anyone know if there's significant difference between the GOTG writing team and those of the other movies?

>>92157386
And you would be right

>>92157150
the Wonder Woman trailer pretty much gives you the whole movie and all of Diana's tricks. All that's missing are some of the Big Explosions and the inevitable transformation into Awkward-looking CGI Ares.

The film sells itself as "girl in leather skirt deflects bullets, then does it some more, and look she has a sword!" and my God, all those poor actresses having to ape Gadot's terrible accent. And easily the cringiest humor yet seen in a cape movie. Pine and fatgirl have to play comedy off this Israeli plank, I pity them.

You could feel the enthusiasm being sucked out of the theater. I think they may have been better off not having any trailers for it, just posters with the symbol.

>>92157467
the director also had direct input on the script

>>92157467
The strength of GotG against Thor or Ant-Man is that you can take one or two of the Guardians out of scenes for half an hour and the remaining cast is pretty damn entertaining, both on a comedic and action level.
Thor and Ant-Man do not have that deep bench.

>>92157570
all I kn ow is it pissed me the fuck off that the legendary Amazon McGuffin is a fucking sword instead of the lasso or her bracers

>>92143725
i laughed so hard at this

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>>92157570
The prophecy has already begun.

>>92157687
She's the McGuffin, supposedly. The sword is just a deception, WW is the anti-god weapon.
That's the rumor.

>>92150148
But now it qualifies as a pre-existing condition. Just like rape.

>>92138920
Quick question: Did Yondu have his prototype fin or his GotG 1 fin during that flashback of him teaching Peter how to shoot? I can't remember.

>>92158047
I believe it was the prototype.
In fact I'm now certain it was a fin.

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>>92140552
Hi cody

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>>92142605
Pretty much:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs39HGOd25c

>GotG1 taught us that all blue people are assholes
>GotG2 taught us that blue people are just misanderstood

>>92158133
>Does Jesus pose before being lifted away, alongside with my sides

>>92156680

The movie was generally a bit hamfisted about its "family" theme, but I like how it didn't spell out that Drax was seeing Mantis as a surrogate for his daughter.

>>92158159
The first movie TRIED to teach you that no one is 100% a-hole.
Clearly you didn't pay attention.
Also, Yondu came to the rescue in the first movie, as you'll recall.

>>92158274
Family is the entire theme of the movie though; the Ravager family, Guardians family, and the family troubles of the individual teamates.

You have to take good family with bad family; and sometimes you have to detonate your Father's cerebral cortex because he's a universe-murdering megalomaniac.

"YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE MARTHA!!" is ham-fisted.

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Who'd win in a fight?

>>92158441
>Biological father is an uncaring shit
>Adopted father was a dickbag, but ultimately a caring one

>Sister that have both lived through an abusive father

>Widow who reminisces about being a father, and flirts with the concept of getting into another relationship

>Young dude who suddenly became a father and now has to raise his newfound tree son

>Trying not to disappoint your ravager father figure, and ultimately gain his acceptance

I'm honestly surprised that it managed to play off so many angles, in the best way possible

>>92158441
I liked how Gamora's family arc gets kind of fucked up if you really think about it:

"I'm having a blast with my new adoptive family. Now to truly start fresh by sending my cyborg foster sister to jail where she'll never be able to blab about the horrible stuff I did while I was working for Thanos to my new friends."

>>92158551
>>Widow who reminisces about being a father, and flirts with the concept of getting into another relationship
Mantis is Drax's daughteru, not his waifu

>>92158622
That's even better, I'd say, in that he's getting back into being a father after losing his first child

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>>92158551
I mean, Nebula outright admits that she's trying to re-arm so she can be a threat again, and Gamora has to know that she'd be near the top of her hit-list.
So yeah, better to drag her in for justice than to let your family wander about stirring up trouble.

>>92158622
Well He did think about it and then almost got physically ill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcawnRIyeok

Was it the best flying brick fight in cinema so far? I'll admit I've avoided most of the recent possible examples, but I really dug Peter going super-Living Planet-god-super-Living Planet with the power of heart.

>>92158551

>Yondu's parents sold him into slavery. Yondu found a surrogate dad in Stallone.

>Peter's father was an evil planet with a beard. Peter's real dad is Yondu

>Drax's daughter was killed by Thanos. Mantis reminds him of his daughter, and he slowly morphs into a dad for her.

>Rocket's creator never cared about him, and he's fucked up over it. He finds Yondu a kindred spirit and even kind of a mentor

>Groot's biological family is never referenced in the movies. Rocket's become his dad.

I think the reason Gamora and Nebula's scenes feel a bit disconnected from the rest of the movie is because they don't find a "real" dad to replace Thanos, and that arc is about sisters.

>>92158879

Oh, and the David Carradine jokes. Quill still has the Carradine photo because it wasn't until the end that he realized Yondu was his real dad all along.

>>92150808
>That's right Drax, I have a penis
>Huh
>And a great one
>Mmmhhmm

>>92158946
>David Carradine
That's a weird fucking way to spell David Hasselhoff.

>>92157674
Well, the next Thor has Hulk, who is a fan favorite in action and the sparse comedy scenes he gets.

And the next Antman has Wasp who... uhh. At the least is supposed to be better at using the powerset, so she'll probably manage the combat elements well. And the last two movies with them showed that the absurdity of the Pym particles make for entertaining fights.

>>92158879
I liked the Gamora/Nebula scenes. The look on Gamora's face when she realizes the reason that Nebula is so antagonistic because she always viewed Gamora as a sister and saw her behaviour towards her through that lens was sad.

>>92159006

Ugh, I need to stop posting at 3am, I accidentally disrespected the Hoff

>>92158996
>This actually became a big plot point
Can't impregnate half the galaxy with a mediocre schlong

>>92158586
Yeah, Gamora comes across as an extremely self absorbed and hypocritical person.

>>92159006
>>92159052
Posting the most underrated gag sequence in the movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp4yBIW12b4

"What if this man IS your Hasselhoff!"

Gotta give Zoe credit where credit is due.

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>>92158779
Whoever did the sound design for that scene deserves an award because that was the best.

>Peter breathing in and out and his powers activate when the music kicks in

It's such a cliche but I love that shit so damn much.

>>92159115
She's been raised by a galactic warlord to be a master-killer, of course she's going to have problems relating to people personally.

Something that bothered me throughout the whole film was how fake everyone's laughs were. Ok, Mantis' and Drax's can be awkward but when Rocket and the entire Ravagers don't know how to properly act laughing it really makes you raise an eyebrow.

>>92154753
>>Rocket's winking failure
Does this have something to do with raccoon neurology?

>>92159018
Also the next Thor is a full blown cosmic film

>>92159339
it seems like it'll be a cosmic film sandwiched between two halves of a Thor movie

So can someone explain to me what was supposed to be happening where the flower blew up and started enveloping the town.
Was it just supposed to...make the planet bigger?

>>92143386
the dog died before the movie ends btw

>>92159041
I also liked that it confirmed something visually that I'd been trying to tell my non-/co/ friends for a while. Gamora and Drax are stupidly strong, physically.

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>yfw the Sovereign fleet just went around the asteroid field

>>92159381
it was absorbing all matter on the planet into an extension of Ego

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>>92159381
Ego planted what were basically pieces of himself on all the planets he visited after assuming a physical form and realizing that he has no real ability to connect to or appreciate any of the other living creatures in the... let's say galaxy, but the implication is maybe universe. His plan was to transform all life giving planets into extensions of himself, basically becoming the universe. When he explains his plan, he specifically states that the goal of it is, "Eternity." Which is of course, the cosmic personification of the universe in Marvel comics, pictured to the left.

He wanted to BE the universe itself, because he was already godlike and was unable to find meaning in anything else.

Which is also why he killed Quill's mom. She gave him meaning beyond his mission and he realized that if he let himself indulge in love with her any further, he'd be unable to bring himself to destroy her world, kill her family/descendants/friends and so on.

This is also why he was so happy that Peter was able to use the same power that he could and tried to keep giving him a chance to join up. Even when Peter attacked him, he was just going to use him as a power source for a thousand years. They'd still be immortal, and he'd let him out when the job was done. Peter is an affirmation and reminder of the feelings that he felt towards his human lover. He doesn't like what he did to her, but he'd already set his mind on becoming a super-god, so he wasn't going to let emotion get in the way. But with Peter, he could potentially have it all.

>>92159741
Another way to look at it, is that Ego was trying to become, what Dormamu already is.

Ego confirmed for best Marvel villain?

>>92159785
But Ego doesn't barter.

>>92159906
He really should have.

Give Peter a few thousand years of being an undying demi-god. All his friends will die of natural causes and he'd become detached from mortal life.

...just keep him away from Asgardians.

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>>92156680

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>>92150808
>I'm gonna make some weird shit!
Made me laugh out loud cause I'd do the same

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>Stuck next to a "movie commentator" in the theatre
>[Action happens]
>Whoa
>Gasp
>Oh No
>nononononono
>he didnt....
>[groot enters scene, regardless of context]
>awwwwww
>awwwwww
>awwwwww

>>92159964
Probably the biggest laugh it got from me.

I think it pissed off the college students also watching it in the theater.

>>92159979
This is when you scream like a little girl and throw your soda in his face at the next "shocking" scene.

>>92159961
I love it.

MORE

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>>92138920
>he may have been your father but he wasn't your daddy
gotta admit I got some feels

>>92159979
The people I saw the film with (2 non-comic readers and a DC fan) got a good chuckle out of my reaction to Adam Warlock.

"W-WHAT. WHAAAAAT. THAT'S AWESOME!"

I'm usually quiet during these things, dunno why that set me off so much.

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OFFICIALLY the new Minions.

Please get him back to normal size.

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>>92159961
>laughing salad bitches absent

7/10 apply yourself

>>92160158
did you not stay for the credits?

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>>92159961
missing who they laughing at

>>92160158
I am groot you dumbass

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>>92138920
>Yondu will never be your daddy
no homo

>>92160205
Would just be mean at this point
>Relationship going to shit
>Vanity movie fails utterly
>Studio feels it owns your ass over the 50 million you lost on it
>Trapped in the Snyderverse

I just want to give him a hug and lie and say it'll be all right.

>>92159741
It's dumb, but legitimately re-contextualize the song in terms of the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-tRXewCAmU

Ego shows genuine respect to Looking Glass for reason. Quill's mom always listening to that song and the lyrics struck a chord with him, and he was probably always thinking about it in the 30+ years since.

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>>92160158
I don't like how they made him cute just to sell toys
Should look like this

>>92160341
he was pretty qt when he was big, to be fair

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kino.

>>92160341
There is nothing on that page that would make for a good movie.
Gunn made every correct choice.

>>92160390
>DnA run would not make a good movie
Dude

>>92160410
It really would not.
It made for a damn good comic book, but it would have been another Dredd as a film.
Movies have to appeal more broadly than the LCS crowd.

>>92160383
>Peter fights with heart
>his power takes form of things he loves
how come nobody else seems to get this?

>>92160466
Fewer people were bothered by it than /co/ would lead you to believe.

>>92160390
And yet he STILL didn't make a good movie.

Really makes you think.

I can't even give that a (You).
Put some effort into it.

>>92160410
>>92160442
It got knocked about by Civil War, Secret Invasion, and War of Kings.

DnA Guardians would make for a pretty good cable or streaming series.
But the run is just too reliant on too many characters and too much going on with tertiary characters to make a good 2 hour movie.

It'd be Green Lantern all over again; and no one wants that (except Johns).

>>92160442
You realize Dan Abnett was on set to consult and that the DnA run was the primary source material for the movie, right?

>>92160587
nigga what

it didn't start until after Civil War and wasn't involved with Secret Invasion at all

>>92160619
Primary inspiration, obviously.
However the characters themselves have entirely new characterizations (except arguably Nebula and Gamora), and it only takes the faintest story elements from that run.

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>>92140552
>If only my daddy loved me enough to hit me

>>92160383
meh it being pacman was kinda cringe

>>92160660
The original Guardians of the Galaxy shares a LOT with the DnA run in terms of theme. It was a story about an unlikely group saving the galaxy from a threat they really had no business fighting... because no one else could or would.

>>92160723
He-Man would have been too much.

Will Phyla make it into Vol. 3?

>>92160748

>more characters

They're really at the breaking point. Unless Vol 3 is 3 hours long they can't add any more goddamn members.

>>92160731
Yes, I've read comics for decades.
I'm really very familiar with both the future team and the DnA squad.
The Movie Guardians are superficially like the DnA Guardians, but they aren't them any more than Snyderkino is All-Star Superman.

>>92160731
Why were the Badoon so fucking strong?

>>92160770
>Heard this for Avengers
>And again for Age of Ultron
>And again for Civil War

>>92160784

>Why were the Badoon so fucking strong?

Because DnA fucking love Farscape.

>Badoon=Scarrans

>>92160748
Well, we need some more Kree for "Carol Punches the Universe"... why not give her Ronan's old job?

>>92160798

>Star-Lord
>Gamora
>Groot
>Drax
>Kraglin
>Nebula
>Mantis

m8

Yondu and Nebula had substantial parts in this movie, and neither are likely for pt 3.
So there's room for another couple of Guardians. My body is ready for Cosmo

>>92160897
>Yondu
>and neither are likely for pt 3
Anon...

>>92160897
My only concern is that audiences would think that two talking Earth animals is too much.

"Durr-hurr, Rocket was so popular we added a cute dog. Really original, jackasses."

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>>92160878
Kraglin is literally the guy they leave to watch the ship.
Nebula probably won't be seen til Infinity War 2.
Yondu is dead.

They have 2 spots open for a 7 man squad. The Dirty Dozen had 12 guys.

>>92160878
Nebula is going to get Infinity Fisted

When Mantis is explaining and demonstrating her powers she says "I can make stubborn people compliant" or something along those lines and glances at Gamora as she says this. What if the reason Gamora succumbs to Peter's attempts to woo her, and his pelvic sorcery, because Peter had Mantis manipulate her? It would somewhat mirror the DnA run where Peter has Mantis manipulate everyone into joining the team.
Gamora could then find out and turn against the team, fully showcasing how dangerous she is since they've been skimping out on that a lot. Gunn also recently said Gamora will have a much larger role in Vol. 3. Gamora and Peter did feel pretty forced so it could be explained pretty well if Gunn does something like this.

desu Gunn used a shit load of stuff from the DnA run, some of you guys act like he completely ignored it.

>>92160921
Rocket is an anthropomorphic cyborg Raccoon who doesn't even remember Earth, Cosmo is a psychic doge with a Soviet background.

They really don't overlap at all. This is a team with multiple green blade assassins.

>>92160973
>This is a team with multiple green blade assassins.
Except Gunn made Drax green just because he didn't want 2 green people on the team. The same reason he doesn't want to use Richard Rider, because then there'd be 2 people from Earth.

>>92160969
>Gamora succumbs to Peter's attempts to woo her
man they don't even kiss

>>92160935

> The Dirty Dozen had 12 guys.

And all of them were one-note masculine cartoons. Not an insult to the film, but Gunn's obsession with giving everyone with a name an arc can't support that level of cast.

>>92160998
>Except Gunn made Drax green
meant grey, obviously

>>92160969
>Gamora and Peter did feel pretty forced
Not really, no. She's gotten to the point of letting him put his arms around her after all this time, for dancing purposes.

>>92160973
I know that and you know that. But I feel like an average moviegoer would roll their eyes at the idea.

Maybe not.

>>92161021
,,,but he is green.

So, Ego crushes both Peter's walkman and his mask. He got the zune to replace one, so is he going to get the mask thing he has in the comics for volume 3?
>>92160121
I let out a legit "YOOOOOOOOOO" as soon as I realized she said "Adam" and not "Atom."
That shit got my way too hype, especially after all the cosmic but not Thanos stuff that happened in the movie.

>>92160837
>he thinks DnA created the Badoon and wrote the original Guardians
Holy shit the casualness is off the radar.

>>92140137
>Prevented his crew from eating Peter, even though they really wanted to know how Terran tasted.

>>92161074
He's grey in the movie. He may look green in some scenes due to lighting but he is grey. This is a fact.

>>92160383
the pacman part just reminds me of that shitty adam sandler movie

>>92161055
Worry about what audiences would roll their eyes at is how we turned Watchmen into a low-performing shit-festival.

Audiences like the Guardians, and they love the oddball shit. David Haselhoff was a subtantial plot element in this movie, and no one blinked when Sly showed up as the Ravager leader.

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>>92161126
>green

he looks blue to me

>>92161100
Gunn really embraced the comics side of things in Vol 2, prime example being Yondu's comic-accurate 'prototype' fin so I wouldn't put it past him adding the full helmet/mask from the comics. Uniforms too pls, it'd be a great way of honouring Yondu if they wore a variation of the Ravager garb like they did in the first.

>>92161126
Dude looks green in every scene.
What makes him look grey are long shots where his fine red scarring tends to blend with his skin for a greyish effect.
He's clearly olive green.

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>>92161171
Right here >>92156680 is Drax close-up and in full indoor lighting looking clearly grey