Sorry, /co/. That wish is against da rules. :-/

>>92137390
You could literally wish around every single rule they're written so simply.

>>92137390
I wish I was exempt from 'the rules'

>>92137390
_____ ___ _____ _ ____ _____.

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>>92137390
What do you mean the economy is a competition?

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>can't wish for true love

i'm pretty sure at this point the show's broken all da rules

>>92137390
i wish there were no rules

>I wish I had a complete knowledge of da rules

This should be the first wish any smart person would make. The amount of time you could save dealing with "da rules" stopping your wishes would be reason enough, but you could also abuse the fuck out of them.

>>92137390
Oh yeah? Well I wish you were illiterate and therefore couldn't read da rules!

>>92137417
>>92137490
"Sorry anon, it's against the rules to wish the alter the rules or their application!"

>>92137558
I wish I could go back in time before 'the rules' were created

>>92137558
Then I wish it wasn't against the rules to wish for the alteration of the rules and their applications. :^)

>>92137558
i wish to become the one who gets to write the rules

>>92137578
"Sorry! But utilization of magic to travel to other times, timelines, dimensions, or conceptual realities where the rules don't apply is against the rules!

>>92137578
i wish to travel to the point in time in wich i figured out how to get rid of the rules

I wish it was the one year fairy anniversary.

>>92137619
i wish to create a copy of this universe in wich the rules dont apply

>>92137588
Still altering the rules with a wish, no dice

>>92137596
Fairy law can only be written by fairies, and fairies can't have godparents. You just lost your life as a human, and also your ability to get wishes.

>>92137619
>is against the rules
Bullshit Timmy had a time scooter that appeared in at least 2+ episodes.

Whats even the fucking point when the child eventually forgets everything and all wishes are undone? They still have a shitty childhood

>>92137661
i rewrite the rules so fairies can have fairies

>>92137645
>conceptual reality where the rules don't apply

>>92137666
Time travel isn't against the rules, but he never went to a time where rules didn't apply. That'd be breaking the rules.

>>92137682
>thinking that would hold up in fairy court

>>92137699
In that one episode he competed with Remy to get Cupid's brunch he went to dinosaur times to get a giant egg. Are you going to tell me there were fairies then?

>>92137637
>Get rule free muffin
>Become a god

Alternatively, wish for a genies lamp and a fairy lawyer

>>92137742
doesnt matter, i write the rules
rule 1 im always right

>>92137390
I wish my Waifu was real and she loved me.

>>92137679
its not for the kids, its to satisfy the vanity of the fairies themselves

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>>92137490
>>92137558
>Da Rules
Bitch please.

Timmy has an average cock, that no one understands.

>>92137760
Well there was the one timeline where monkeys ruled and they had fairies. I think they talked about how the dominant animal on the planet got fairies, and considering all species of monkeys got fairies dinosaurs might've gotten them

:v <----- This is me btw

>>92137578
Pretty sure the fairy world is disconnected from every notion of time in our universe. Everything that ever will happen there simultaneously has and hasn't already happened from our perspective, and vice versa. Going back on our timeline won't do jack shit.

I wish for all fairies

I wish for women that I am not related to were incredibly sexually attracted to me. This is not against the rules since it only involves sexual attraction, not love.

>>92137619
I wish that the defenition of "conceptual" is changed into "cheese wheel"
:^)

>>92137558
Didn't stop Cosmo from saying fuck it in Breakin Da Rules and granting it.

>>92137390
>Get Magic Muffin
>Exempt yourself from Da Rules
>Become godly

That or just go fuck and do what Crocker did. Screw Da Rules, capture a pair of fairies, and get godly powers (yeah he used the muffin to help in auto capturing but you could capture them without the hax muffin)

I wish that everyone in charge of interpreting or enforcing the rules forgets how to read.

>>92141982
Jorgon's job is to stop and punish those who break the rules.

Do you really want his buff ass after you?

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>>92137390
Didn't Timmy literally write in his own rule in one episode?

I wish I knew all Da Rules.

I wish I could fuck Wanda's tight fairy ass every day

>>92137390
So I stopped watching this a long time ago

Isnt there some shit about how he used the muffin rule free wish to trap the world in a non aging time loop that keeps him from losing his faries ?

>>92145525
I think I know what you're talking about. He did but everything's was going crazy

>>92137451
that's a pretty high quality stimp

>>92137558
I wish for a magical jewish lawyer

>>92152098
lewd

>>92154274
>abuse a god tier Kike lawyer to completely ficking annihilate da rules
this anon wins

>>92154408
>tfw the fairies bring their own magic Jewish lawyers
Now what?

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>>92154809
Now what? get some more

>>92154920
>I WISH FOR INFINITE JEWISH LAWYERS

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>>92155421
>everyone suffocates because every molecule is now a jewish lawyer

>>92137558
I wish to fuck the pink fairy

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>>92137433

>>92160040
"Timmy, we've been over this. Only when cosmo isn't home."

>>92137390
>da rules
>"da"
>not "the"
Fucking negros!

>>92137451
Against Da Rulez. Wishing for loveless sex on the other hand...

I'd also settle for psychotic obsession. Thats the same as love, right?

Super Toilet

I use the magic cupcake/rules ignoring child fairy to wish Da Rulez away.

>>92165061
But...What is love?

>tfw Wanda never gets any love

>>92140037
>Tries to act tough
>Supports an oxymoron ideology

>>92154809
I wish this jewish lawyer was paid better then >>92154920
thier jewish lawyer

>>92137558
>I wish for a pen that can alternate any text written by Man, God, or mythical creature.

>>92165424
Baby don't hurt me

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>>92137390
Can I use my rule-free muffin to wish for no rules?

>>92165424
'Everybody loves someone'

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I wish for the sweet embrace of death.

you have 2 hours to completely destroy the planet as we know it utilizing fairies. you cannot manipulate with the atmosphere or the planets core, but can people who can manipulate those things. no aliens. how do you do it?

>>92166603
I wish for a rule free muffin.

>>92166603
No, but you can wish its the one year fairy anniversary

>>92167859
I wish for every animal on the planet to fall asleep and never wake up.

>>92168110
Planet takes about 6 months to decay, not 2 hours

>>92168150
But it would destroy the planet as we know it.

Car crashes, plane crashes, volatile energy facilities maybe messing up because nobody is doing maintenance. Not to mention that everybody is effectively dead.

>>92167859
Everyone fires their nukes while also turning off all defenses.

>>92137558
I think Da rules is an A.I that updates anytime a loophole is found. Like you wish for a rule free muffin. Da Rules then magically makes that a new limitation.

>>92137699
>to a time where rules didn't apply. That'd be breaking the rules.
>Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'."

>>92137841
>fairy lawyer
>not the pixies
you had one job anon

>>92165424
Love is free

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>>92169942
The pixies will try to fuck you over, this guy just wants to fuck over the genies.

I don't think there is any other form of animation that was repetitive as this shit. A wish an episode, it goes disarray an episode. Basically they were goddamn genies.

>>92145380
>Do you really want his buff ass after you?
Do you really have to ask? That was anon's plan all along

>>92171897
heh he has 5 aces, nice visual gag

>>92171964
That's why the best episodes were the ones that don't focus on a wish

>>92173137
It's been 7 years since I watched an episode but all I know is the first three movies were at least the best that was offered.