This guy just said your waifu is hideous, what do you do?

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He's dead.

Tell him she's beautiful. On the inside.

>>92131463
Be grateful that such a perfect man like him won't steal my waifu.

>>92131463
I don't get worked up about it because an autistic green dude probably has weird taste and doesn't really mean anything by it.

>>92131463
Make a metaphor he doesn't understand and ooga chaka right out the door

>>92131463
Tell him, "Th-thanks, you too."

>>92131463
Tell him she's beautiful to me, and that's all that matters.

Realize it's a honest and logical opinion, accept the criticism and encourage my waifu to better her physical appearance.

>>92131463
start laughing with him because deep down we both know having a waifu is pathetic

>>92131567
He'd probably respect that.

>>92131463
*Take deep bref*
Buht you are my waifu!

>>92131463
Well, isn't the deal of his race that they can only communicatei nliteral terms? It must be true then.

>>92131463
Tell Batista to stop cosplaying as Kratos

>>92131504
>not satsuki-sama

kys

>>92131504
>>92134856
Who cares? Both are literal garbage.

>>92131463
"Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

>>92131463
At least I'm faithful to my waifu Dave