/co/ storytells Samurai Jack

>>92128014
I'm gonna have fun comparing these fanfics to the actual ending to Samurai Jack to see if /co/ really does know what good writing is.

>Once upon a time there was a girl beloved by all
>The little girl Ashi possessed GREAT EXTRA THICC booty
>And kung-fu fighting skills
>She emasculated the samurai so much he turned into BEEF JERKY

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>>92128014
THAT'S FANFICTION.NET NONSENSE

HE KNOWS WHAT THE END IS, HE JUST WONT TELL YOU

>Jack goes back to the past and kills Aku
>the future stays the same
You what

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>Jack doesn't lose his armor.
>In the ruins Jack manages to "kill" 1 of the daughters.
>The one laying dead is bleeding red, but soon her blood turns black and she rejuvenates quickly
>Jack gasps audibly
>They look at him like they're about to get serious.
>They all take off their masks, Jack backpedals, he's scared.
>More atmospheric dark trance music plays
>More staring, more weapon gripping, more determination.
>He's wielding the king's axe.
>He's ready
>He has a beautiful fight where he's powerful and actually a match for them.
>He throws grenades, smoke bombs, daggers, stars, Scaramouche's dagger.
>He keeps hitting them with the axe
>The fight is even, towards Jack's favor, but the sisters just keep on shapeshifting and regenerating. No weapon seems to have a full effect on them.
>He eventually loses all of his armor and his weapons. He tries his kung fu tricks on them, but it proves to simply annoy them just like it annoyed Aku in his hand-to-hand combat fight.
>Cue Jack blowing up the entire temple ruins and running away full of blood down the river before the doggers he saved find him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYMHTOkNVGA

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>>92128184
>Next episode (anon can't into pacing because the power of doggies compels him)
(5 minutes of alien doggers healing him and hiding him from the daughters of aku, and I guess Amaterasu can come too)
>Cue lots of scenes showing that some time has passed since his last encounter with the daughters. He saved a few towns, got healed, drank some potions, met the spring spirit again.
>(The daughters of Aku fight against the minions of Seth, the daughters end up being an equal match and the odds favor them. Aku intervenes) (yeah this is a plot hole, the minions are dead)

>Jack is slowly climbing a mountain, slowly, wind blowing, his sandals stepping is heard, the theme from Jack and the monks is heard.
>Suddenly with his super hearing he can hear 14 pairs of steps, he waits and expects a fight, but he looks surprised when he sees them again, the daughters of aku.

>Jack is climbing the mountain, no wait. He's running straight upwards, defying gravity.
>He's being chased by the daughters of Aku who have shapeshifting abilities.
>They're carrying new weapons, those blue sickles the minions of Seth used to have
>Jack puts on his white cloak like in the shinobi episode and starts fighting the daughters of aku in the snowy mountain, successfully hitting and dodging them, but his weapons have no effect.
>More rattle snake sounds are heard as the daughters of Aku turn into flying creatures then then.. they turn into an ooze of darkness just like Aku.
>The victory-sounding music is heard as Jack gets on top of the mountain first and starts yelling atop of his lungs till he causes an avalanche. His hair is all loose while he's screaming like an emperor.
>The avalanche makes the ooze of darkness fall down.
>We see the robes of the monks from that episode and Jack bows his head down in respect and says thank you, before he looks up at the bigger mountain.
>Jack uses his samurai robe as a parachute and flies off to the large mountain.

Next episode

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>>92128184
>The daughters see a tiny dot off in the distance. They shapeshift wings and go after Jack.
>He sits on top of the larger mountain peak. Night time is coming fast as the sun is setting down the mountain.
>Jack starts praying to his ancestors, his sword appears! he tries to reach it but it floats away from him, he finally grabs it, but it's too heavy to wield. An ancient voice from the clouds tell him that he is not worthy anymore and he must focus. The sword slowly goes up away from him as he desperately tries to grab it with his super jump, as he falls.
(>He hides inside the mountain caves and uses the crystals as a weapon, before the caves come crashing down.)
>Night time is coming and he doesn't have his sword yet. Aku's daughters go full black.
>Jack remembers his training, it's the only thing that can save him.
>He fights against them alternating between sai's and bare-handed.
>The visuals from the horror episode are used in this scene.
>Music from Jack and the Zombies plays.

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>>92128407
>He fights them off the entire night by himself and survives, he's grown stronger. There isn't a scratch on his body.
>It is the most exhausting fight he has ever had. The sun arrives. He smiles thinking he has more advantage
>he tries to hide in the snow, but the black silhouettes clear the whole place of snow.
>So he throws them all of the mountain.
>They come back and he's too tired to fight, while they're full of energy.
>Jack is finally getting scratches and getting touched and hit by their fists and weapons.
>He's losing, he keeps on narrowly besting them every time, but he keeps on fighting a losing battle.
>The sword starts beating like a heart as Jack is losing.
>One of the DoA is ready to deliver the final blow when a lightning bolt strikes her and in the place where it struck there is the magical sword, radiating in a blue light.
>Jack surprised and the daughters scared. Jack grabs it and starts killing them all. Mad Jack flashbacks appear.
>They try to keep the sword away from him, but Jack uses Ashi's chain weapon to grab his sword back and begins to use it as a chain weapon.
>He takes them all down.
>Just when he thinks he got his sword back, the sword disappears from his hands like a ghost.
>He bows down in respect and thanks his ancestors.

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>>92128427
>we get to see from the perspective of the daughters of aku that they can see during the night as if it was day.
>After that fight we see Demongo collecting their souls.
After the pinnacle of Jack's fight where he was so in control of his senses in a blind fight that 7 elite enemies couldn't land a scratch on him till he was exhausted, how do we top this off?
(Probably a fight in the city, but then we'd have to trade it for the fight on the mountain)

Jack is guided by the monks and monk reptiles, he goes through a mystical forest where he has to enter a pool to cleanse himself. There he will be tested.

He goes through his dreamy journey and has to pass various tests, he easily does all of them in under 2 minutes.
and then and then...

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>>92128497
Then this asshole appears, Mad Jack. He says that none of his peaceful tricks will work this time, he has to fight and win. He has to surpass himself.

Mad Jack initially seems more powerful, but Jack has more skills and power. He keeps fighting and dodging him expertedly, the fight is like mix between the daughters of aku and his original fight with himself.

They start fighting like those old chinese movies where they fly and sit on tree tops.
They sit on the lake and battle their hearts out.
As they fight the environment keeps changing between the peaceful forest, jungle, fauna and Aku's metropolis.

Jack's hair goes all loose and spiky but it keeps magically tidying itself back. Jack's wounds appear or heal.

Their fight goes on through the whole episode, fighting in both the forest and Aku's city.

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>>92128552
Their hair grows and comes off all loose like those guys from dragon ball z.

And here's how Jack overcomes his evil side and wins against all odds.

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>>92128552
White Jack drops his sword, opens his arms and starts hugging Mad Jack. Mad Jack is allergic to hugs and then explodes!!!

>Bubbles, stop inserting your horrible fanfiction into everything
>Yeah that's now how it happened, dummy.

But the fight with the RowdyRuffBoys
>No that's not how it happened.
>We flew up all the way into the sky and into space.
>We turned into the flying flaming kitten and they turned into the flaming puppy(no) into another kitten.
>We grabbed them by the tail and threw them in the sun, and then they exploded!!
>Yeah, Bubbles that's how it happened. It's like you remember these things only in your "love and hugs for everyone" world inside your head.

So back to Samurai Jack.

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>>92128552
>Jack develops his monk skills to a higher level through his fight with Mad >Jack.
>He starts using the force against red jack
>"Impossible."
>Jack's skills start mimicking The Guardian, Jack has ascended above doppelganger Jack.
>His sword glows almost like a lightsaber and he slices through him.
>Jack has now gained immortality from his own monk powers.
>7 more Jacks appear each of white and silver cloaks
>Jack disposes of all of them.

>Jack prays to the gods again, he gains his real sword back.
>He returns to the monks
>The 3000 year old monk kid says he's ready, but Jack says no.
>He wishes to stay and learn.
>He spends the equivalent of 50 years, but only 5 minutes pass, training and honing his skills.

>He gains a magical cloud like his father, he becomes able not just of jumping good, but flying good. He can control and levitate his sword
>He can create magical armor on the go.

>He is ready to fight Aku, magic with magic. Except Jack will be fighting melee, just magic combat with no wizardry involved like a spellsword and like a Jedi.

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>>92128710
(Jack defeats his evil self in the ruins of his palace which go between revitalized to ruins, just thought of this one now and forgot to add it)

Jack is ready to face Aku, but first.

>He faces off an army of his finest assassins and demons.
>He fights Demongo and he has a new army. The daughters return. The black archers return. The minions of Seth. The elementals. The spirits. The Imakandi. Every powerful enemy and opponent he has ever faced.
>It's a boss gauntlet. But each one of them is just as powerful and even more.
>(A good 2 episodes is spent fighting Demongo before Jack lands the final strike on him.

Then finally Aku.

Mako's old lines are recycled for Aku. He doesn't go down easily, and all his attempts at escaping are in vain. Constantly foiled by the Samurai. Jack gets all that payback for Aku fleeting away and destroying every portal.

Jack defeats Aku, he reverts back to a tree stump and Jack cuts the roots.
Jack uses that blue gem he got from Chronos he found in Aku's lair and summons the gods of time to teleport him back. But, there is still 1 portal remaining. Chronos gives a call to the gods.
Now the gods themselves go across the galaxy and fix the evil that was Aku, revitalizing the planets and their water supplies. All the criminals, bad guys, evil and good aliens l all go back to their planets.

Jack travels with his creatures as he notices a world without the wretched infestation of Aku. The gangsters and the rest are put in jail and this is where we get all the nostalgia and callbacks to the show and background characters.

Jack arrives at The Guardian. He whips the floor with Morpheus for a good 5 minutes to prove he's worthy, just like Neo would whip the floor with Morpheus in 5 seconds.

Jack goes back to the past.

show me your face when aku tells jack has to choose between ashi and going back in time and stoping all the suffering, and killing ashi. after all she was born in akus world for the purpose of killing jack, no aku>no akus world>no ashi.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aSqUZCOxdw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad1F3bKcNhk

Jack through every portion of the past and helps young Jack, his father, his grand-grand father, the cavemen, the dinosaurs and finally the gods.

Jack grows old turns into a ghost, he goes inside his young self, his unconscious self and he wakes up.
cue* Jack with a beard and crown.

Bonus 22 minute episode where they celebrate and usher in an era of peace and prosperity in both the past and the future.


Fin~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOPY-nnfmk8

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>>92128112
Kek

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>>92128112
No. We will wait for Genndy to give us the finale. You have blinded us for far too long. But now I can see.

>>92128112
NO, YOU HAVE LIED TOO ME FOR TO LONG