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Lies/Misconceptions that cartoons tricked us into believing

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>mfw I thought jellyfish actually produced edible jam
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>cartoons show broccoli is disgusting
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>>92114430

>broccoli is gross
>clouds have mass
>shrinking makes things lighter
>smart people are experts on everything
>alcohol and drugs make you hallucinate
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>throwing ice into a deep fryer would give you deep fried ice cubes

Never again.
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>>92114799
So Mexicans live in a cartoon world?
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If you prayed to god for help he could get you out of bad situations
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>>92114713
>>broccoli is gross
It is. Celery is better in every way.
>>clouds have mass
They do. The average cumulus cloud is over a million pounds.
>>alcohol and drugs make you hallucinate
Some of them do.
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>>92114713
>clouds have mass

Clouds do have mass you fucking mongoloid.
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>>92115598
Celery has almost zero taste and nutrition. It's filler.
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>>92115598
>>92116835

You pukes know what I meant.
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>>92114996
that's not inaccurate
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>>92116892
Celery is also literally toxic.

Celery contains certain toxins called psoralens with potentially carcinogenic effects and goitrogens with potentially anti-thyroid effects. Celery is also one of the vegetables highest in pesticide content, unless it is organically grown, and is vulnerable to a kind of mold called mycotoxins

Celery contains a kind of natural toxin called psoralens that can cause the skin to become more sensitive to the harmful effects of ultraviolet radiation, a condition known as phytophotodermatitis. As such, they are considered photocarcinogenic.

Also known as glucosinolates, goitrogens are a compound made of sugar and sulfur that can have a negative effect on the thyroid, namely inhibiting its iodine uptake.
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>>92114430

For a while I thought jawbreakers were fucking huge because of how big they were in Ed, Edd n Eddy.
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>>92117085
literally why would you ever eat celery. it's fucking sour garbage tasting nonsense with a bad aftertaste as well and it's poison
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>>92115598
>The average cumulus cloud is over a million pounds.
Really? Huh.
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>>92114483
IKR! BROCCOLI IS DELICIOUS
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>>92117239
because when you get buffalo wings you can dip the celery into the blue cheese
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>Autistic people can't use the bathroom
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>>92117198
It's only an exaggeration of the truth.
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>>92114430
Although burgers with goat cheese and jam are pretty great.
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>>92116906
Should've said
>clouds are solid
You fucking dumb retard
Go back to elementary school you cuck
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>>92117085
You could say shit like this about literally any food. The only way the bad effects would come to fruition is if you were to eat absurd amounts of any particular thing. It's like how vital and basic drinking water is yet you can die after chugging so much.
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>>92114483
It is if you boil it.
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>>92117642
How dare you reply to me
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>>92117655
But that shit's yummy when boiled.

Eating it raw is the nasty way for salad-fags.
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>>92114430
Not /co/ but I got a question wrong in geography class one time because I said a jungle was in russia due to MGS3
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>>92117736
I got a question wrong once because I said the biggest desert in the world was in Anarctica and I was right. This isn't /co/ related either.
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>>92117601
>get this on trip to candy store
>wont actually fit inside my mouth
>died a little inside that day
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>>92117806
>I was right
>des·ert2
>ˈdezərt/
>noun
>noun: desert; plural noun: deserts
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> 1.
> a dry, barren area of land, especially one >covered with sand, that is characteristically >desolate, waterless, and without vegetation.
No, you weren't. Under the same logic we could say that there's a jungle in Russia. Simply call it arctic jungle, the Sahara is actually just a dry ocean.
I mean, it is in some manner correct- calling the antarctic desert-like- and more contemporary dictionaries allow the use but in the level of basic education it is overall a very silly and rather counterproductive practice. Like when you ask "Can I..." instead of "May I...".
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>>92117652
no its not. Celery will burn your hands if you pick it.
And the "get sick" volume is quite low. As well as the causes gout, if you eat too much of it.

read a book or ask another botanist.
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>>92117652
It's true that celery absorbs far more pesticide than other crops though.
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>>92117601
>>92117845
I got something like that before, only it was on a stick for easy licking. There was gum at the center.
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Be yourself!
Fuck all those people telling you that what you believe is ridiculous
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>>92114430
You mean jelly
There's a difference
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I can't fathom how young you'd have to be to believe jellyfish made jelly.
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>>92114430
when i was a kid I legit thought that these rice balls were in fact donuts like brock said. I thougt that the white part was dough and the black part was some kind of black/dark coloured jelly that didn't fall off the donut
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>>92118241
Jam is made from fruit, jelly is the wobbly stuff you make from a packet
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>>92118252
They AREN'T?!

Next you'll be telling me the moon isn't made of cheese!
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>>92118262
Jam = crushed fruit
Jelly = strained juices
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>>92118299
this is jelly
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>>92118330
*gelatin
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>>92117701
>Not liking raw broccoli
I devour that and cauliflower when I get the chance. The looks people give me never get old. I bet none of you eat peppers like apples.
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>>92114430
>thought the moon was cheese
>thought onions made you upset
>thought The North Pole was an actual land mass
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>>92119296
>thought The North Pole was an actual land mass
I thought this for a long time, and remember ardently defending it in kindergarten. And I was a kid who knew a lot about geography, too
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>thought roadrunners could run really fast
>read an animal book
>find out that they only run at 20 mph and can actually fly
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>>92117239
I heard it increases your male phermones.
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>>92114799
You can deep-fry ice-cream and soda though.
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>>92114799
>>92120285
You can deep-fry anything if believe hard enough.
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>>92120341
>[American Dream Intensifies]
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>>92118262
>>92118330
Unless you're some filthy britbong, that's fucking Jello/Gelatin, not fucking jelly.
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>anyone that plays sports are jerks and bullies
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>>92120498
>girls only care about the jerks/jocks

Oh wait
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>>92120498
>Ignore a bully and they'll go away
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>>92117701
>>92117655
>>92114483
There's a gene that determines this actually. Many who don't like it taste a chemical compound others without it can't detect. It tastes exceedingly bitter and smells horrible to them. If you don't have it good for you because broccoli is amazing for your health.
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>>92119296
>>92119990
>Mfw I remember thinking the north pole was an actual candy cane colored pole on top of the earth
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>>92120692
>be nice to a bully and they'll become your friend
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>>92120760
nah
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>>92118081
Scientifically deserts are defined as areas which receive under a foot of precipitation a year, so yeah, op was right. It's like saying evolution isn't "just a theory" when evolution is a theory, but a scientific theory rather than a standard English theory.
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>>92120760
Just sounds like whiny fags that just need to eat their goddamn broccoli.
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>>92118081
the "especially" sets off the following clause of "covered with sand" as a commonality, not a rule
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>>92120341
tfw no deep fried gf
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>>92120760
Thats me. It's like how han people even bother with those bitter bushes of death. Friends tell me its good and I tried all the ways they suggested. Each time an overriding bitterness took over. Maybe if it was blended into a pasta sauce I might not detect it.
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Tom and Jerry tricked me into thinking Jerry was the 'good guy' when I was younger
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>>92121382
I always hated Jerry with a few episodes being exceptions
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>>92121145
It's still not really the best idea to be teaching scientific technicalities in basic education; in astronomy for example, a "metal" is defined exactly as every known element except for hydrogen and helium, but if you teach a 12 year old that definition he's going to face some trouble in the future.
I also hope you have some sauce on that claim.
>>92121320
>dry
>waterless
Ah, nitpicking, can't have a discussion on the internet without it.
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>>92121463
Antartica has ridiculously low precipitation and liquid water
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>>92121382
Only good guy in Tom and Jerry is Rex (or Butch or whatever his name was)
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>>92121501
You said so, not me.
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>>92121573
http://www.coolantarctica.com/Antarctica%20fact%20file/antarctica%20environment/vostok_south_pole_mcmurdo.php
>never actually rains
>rainfall figures are calculated by how much rain there would be if the snowfall melted
>1/5th of an inch in the middle of the continent for the entire year
>8 inches a year on the coasts (again converted from snowfall)
>not a desert, guys
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>>92120692
Has there been any cartoon that teaches kids to beat the shit out of their bullies if they still refuse to leave them alone?
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>>92121690
It's incredible how you managed to already prove my main point in some twisted manner, weak to the point I even basically tried to leave it behind, by trying to defend yours and yet you carry on by posting something that neither defines deserts in a way that conveniences your stance nor even acknowledges any of my statements about education.
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>>92121951
I think the horse show did that
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>>92117601
What are you even supposed to do with this?
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>>92121951
Closest I can think of off the bat. .
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>>92122002
Ruin your mouth forever
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>>92122002
Lick it.
Break it up into smaller chunks.
Melt it.
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>Popular kids are evil sadists
>Nerds are misunderstood geniuses
>Tomboys like shy guys
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>>92121967
>miniscule precipitation
>lack of vegetation
>lack of liquid water
the only thing separating Antarctica and your autistic vision of a desert is sand and heat

the purpose of teaching Antarctica to be a desert, you mongoloid, is to provide an example that rules and public perceptions about the natural world are rarely 100% true. It's not to make kids look like idiots, it's to make them apply critical thinking to situations that seem to have an immediately obvious answer, but the immediately obvious answer is in fact incorrect.
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>>92114713
>alcohol and drugs make you hallucinate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y894QNtX0VA
>Acid makes you think you're a dolphin
From what I've heard dissociatives do that to you, though.
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>>92120498
>>92120692
We're all too old for this to matter, but I turned my bullies into friends by becoming a complete class clown and making them laugh. It started when they wanted me to yield a seat at lunch to them and I just refused and started pelting them with insults, and they thought it was hilarious and daring because I was just some loser, and this quickly turned into an ironic appreciation for me. It was still disrespect, but it was a painless kind of tolerance. In time, that ironic appreciation for my antics became sincere. I miss them now.
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>>92122141
I knew a guy tipping on acid who sat in the corner for the whole party because he was an orange and was scared being touched would make his juices come out
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>>92122117
>he still can't see it
wow
>rest of the post
Nice sizzling hot opinions there, I like how you rather than try to comprehend my point make up your own version of it in your mind to try to ridicule me. All this even though I have already admitted it wasn't a very good point in the first place from the very beginning.
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>anything involving how to get girls
Worst advice ever, will backfire 100% of the time
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>>92118258
>tfw just assumed they were powdered and the black part was a little napkin/paper thing to keep your fingers cleaned
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>calls them donuts
>then calls them riceballs
>then calls them sandwiches
>also called a fire a flame type
I genuinely thought Brock was retarded
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>>92116892
>>92117085
I'm glad that celery is garbage because it tastes terrible.
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>>92122011
>Billy...Fighting outside a hockey rink is wrong
>But i'm not real, so do what you gotta do

God I miss this show
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>>92118241
I can't jelly my cock up your ass
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>>92120760
Fun Fact: that gene also controls how semen tastes for certain people.
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>>92123744
When do you eat pineapple to make your semen taste better for a partner, and how much of it will you need?
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>>92118241
They make neither
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>>92122115
>Tomboys like shy guys
;-;
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>>92124240
I never thought I'd say this, but I kniw that feel.
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>>92114713
This guy seriously thinks clouds have no mass.
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>>92121951
Not a kids' show, but South Park had an episode where Wendy beat the everloving shit out of Cartman in order to get him to shut up. Was a refreshing change of pace from the whole "ignore it and tell an adult" bullshit, even if it was oriented towards adults. Maybe some parents saw it and it made them think.
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>>92118394
>Devour cauliflower and broccoli

>Eat peppers like apples


my man, me and you are ubermensch
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>>92118394
>I bet none of you eat peppers like apples.
you'd lose that bet
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>>92118394
>Someone else to likes raw cauliflower
Finally.
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Why does /co/ have such a boner for broccoli?
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>>92120760
I will eat broccoli in any form. Raw with ranch dressing, in soup (especially broccoli cheddar), baked with bread crumbs and olive oil, etc. The texture is lovely and the flavor is perfect. Anyone who doesn't like broccoli is a degenerate.
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>>92118394
I can roll with Peppers, I could probably even do caluliflower.

Can't stomach broccoli though. It's more of a texture than a flavor thing, I don't really like the buds. Especially when they get stuck in my teeth.
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>true love exists
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>>92126221
it certainly exists but finding it is not a guarantee
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>>92117701
>boiling broccoli
>Not stirfrying and steaming it with garlic
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>>92117601
>>92122002
I used to hit them with a hammer and eat the pieces. It was hell on my teeth and gums.
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>>92126285
I used to lick it until it was big enough to fit in my mouth.

It was also hell on my teeth and gums.
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>>92117583
I couldn't use public toilets until I was 10 and I was more or less forced to.

The thought of either planting my ass on a seat where some stranger sat and shit or covering with paper that felt unnatural was a no win situation for me.
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>>92122205
It's always funny seeing retards get btfo'd and then try to play victim in the end.
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>>92126325
Having to shit in a public toilet is a Game Over screen for real life. You're just fucking unlucky if you end up in that situation, and it shouldn't really happen to you unless diarrhea strikes suddenly.
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>>92119296
>thought the moon was cheese
Honestly, that one's just fun to believe.
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>>92126575
I thought it was made of powdered donut, myself.
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>>92120760
I used to love broccoli as a kid but now as a young adult it gives me painful gas. It sucks
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>>92126586
I could see that, but I grew up with Wallace and Gromit, and the thought of a moon cheese picnic sounded great to me.
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>>92126617
THE CRACKERS GROMIT
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>>92126617
I really need to get some good cheese, it looks so good in these shorts.
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>>92114430
>No matter what happens, you will always have enough money to pay for everything.
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>>92114430
>Dog owners had a magical ability that let them talk to their dogs
>I couldn't do it because there was something wrong with me.
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>>92126726
>lose their main job for whatever
>skips like a week ahead to show how messed up and dirty everything got
>yet they can still afford living in that fucking house
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>>92126760
maybe they got it for peanuts and paid it off quickly
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>>92126726
>If you go to college, you'll be able to have financial security
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>>92124902
Cartman represented Cancer in that episode though and had to be fought at every step
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>>92114430
I will find someone who loves me back
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>>92127800
London?
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>>92118258
I thought they were crazy japanese snoballs
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>Swiss cheese is good
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>>92123744
So people that don't like Broccoli are literal fags? Gotcha.
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>>92127967
But most people on /co/ like broccoli.
This doesn't add up.
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>>92117601
It's fucking fascinating watching how these fuckers get made.
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>Penguins could fly
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>>92114430
>watch EE&E
>try some Jujubes, mistakenly believing them to be edible
>they are not edible
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>>92128022
It's worse because the Jujubes in the show are actually more like Jujyfruits, which are actually soft and edible.
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>>92114430
>Cool kids are assholes
This is one of the things I like about Steven Universe. They depict the cool kids as, you know, actually cool kids. When I was in school, the cool kids were the guys that everyone liked, even the assholes. They were the guys you went to when the assholes were ripping up your Pokemon cards and usually, they'd actually defuse the situation.
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>>92122002
Put it in the microwave
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>beehives look like this
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>>92123744
Wait...so if you like broccoli semen tastes fine to you or the other way around?
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Also
>beer tastes good
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>>92128125
Bruh.
Biggest lie of my entire life is people actually like alcohol.
Turns out it tastes like, who would have guessed, bad yeast.
Pre-highschool always hear people talking about how much they love alcohol and getting drunk.
Now everyone just offhand mentions about how the taste sucks but getting drunk is worth it or they just load tons of sugar into it.
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>>92128206
>getting drunk is worth it
Then you wake up hungover the next morning and stumble to McDonald's for cheap food and bad coffee.
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>>92114430
Wait... They don't?
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>>92128125
I dunno, I kinda developed a taste for it. When I was younger, I'd drink it to get drunk despite the flavor. I eventually moved to beer for thirst-quenching substitutes when there's no juice/ice tea in the fridge and overall I kinda just had a thing for it rather than using it to get tipsy.

On the other hand, other kinds of beer like heavy ones would taste godawful if they're not cold.
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>>92128125
>>92128206
Beer tastes shitty, I don't get how some people can actually like it, but some types of alcohol taste good.
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>>92128554
Wine, whisky, tequila, vodka, apple cider... anything that isn't the cardboard taste of a regular beer is good.
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>>92128612
Holy fuck, are you me? You've just named the exact typed of alcohol I like, in this specific order
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>>92128206
>> love the bitter taste of beer
>> hate the rancid burn of alcohol

No one will ever understand my pain
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>>92128125
>>92128554
I only like beer on a really hot summer day or when I'm really thirsty (which pften happens during hot days) Otherwise I sometimes drink it during parties because it's cheap but usually regret it the moment I start drinking. I'm also like >>92128612 >>92128658
Recently had dinner with college friends and when one of them was going to order booze I asked for white wine and she shuddered and said "blegh". Everyone else like her ordered beer which made me shudder.
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>you can't read in dreams
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>>92128678
This for me. I keep a bottle of Tequila in the fridge if I need a quick way to sleep since my light-weight ass can only handle two shots at best, but the taste is something I have to get use to every night.

Meanwhile beer is good stress relief for me.
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>>92128259
>mcdonalds for a hangover

Good god man
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>>92128678
Kek I dislike beer but love the burning sensation of a strong drink. Less in my throat but really it down my chest. I'm not even a heavy drinker because I always quit just before I'm starting to feel a bit nauseous and things become blurry. However I still prefer stronger drinks than beer, also because it tastes better to me.
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>>92126617
I used to put icing on my Saltine Crackers (since I wasn't interested in Cheese at the time) when I was young after I saw this
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>>92128738
I have never had a dream where I read something. So technically Myth: Plausible.
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>>92128612
Apple cider's great. I knew a couple of those beer elitists who'd laugh at you for drinking cider at a party. Never understood that, it's apple juice that gets you drunk. Who doesn't like that?

>>92128746
Your body is fucked already, might as well go that step further. The hash brown and fries are worth it.
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>>92122011
nah that was just a clever gay joke.
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>>92128841
is that an american thing? cider is very common in the uk and certain parts of europe
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>>92124902

I dont understand why Cartman never tricked Wendy into eating her parents or something like that.
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>Bullies are angry tough kids who listen to punk and metal and give you wedgies because their dad beats them
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>>92128914
because they couldn't just do something terrible to a character who supported people with cancer
oh wait except they totally did in Stanley's Cup but everybody hated them for it
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>>92114713
>>shrinking makes things lighter
it truly is weird having a fetish based on a disproven theory simply because that theory became a common misconception and made its way into pop culture
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>>92128912
No, I'm not American. I guess it was just some guys posturing.
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>>92128937
>punk and metal
From which cartoons does this come from? I always associated bullies rather with hip-hop/rap music and more "wannabe gangsta" style.
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>>92128954
>>92114713
I've known that shrinking things DOESN'T make it lighter for a while, but now that we're discussing it I realized the inverse is probably true. DOes that mean that upsizing a small object keeps it light?
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>>92128206
>drink wine as a kid
>think its gross
>drink wine as an adult
>still fucking gross
When will it taste good, Grandma? You lied to me!
I fucking love scotch though, shame about the price tag
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>>92121971
It was about to but then they did the whole "the bully only does it because they were bullied themselves so you should totally excuse everything they did" thing.
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>>92120760
it IS bitter to me, I just love bitter shit.
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>>92122115
>Tomboys like shy guys
>tfw actually had that happen to me but I was too chickenshit to follow up on it and nothing happened
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>>92121971
>>92129026
The closest the horse show got was the episode with Fluttershy and the minotaur guy. It wasn't really bullying, but they did make it clear that Fluttershy should've stood up to him instead of trying to hide in her house
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>>92126221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckqO2zjL5Wk
dont worry friend
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>>92129026
>>92129043
oh well that's at least half a step in the right direction
I swear cartoons have the worst things to teach kids about bullies
>ignore them
doesn't work if they have the sense to know that it still makes the kid feel like shit
>tell the teacher
doesn't always work, some schools don't care about bullying unless it happens directly in front of a parent
>be nice to them
will in all likelyhood make it worse
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>>92129018
When it comes to wine it heavily depends on it's type and brand. A good dry red wine is great, although sweeter one would probably be better for "beginners"
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>>92126746
but that's true? i guess maybe you don't love your dog(s) enough
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>>92116906
i always figured if you fall into a cloud it'd be kinda like falling into a pool
anyone here know?
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>>92114483
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>animals can talk
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>>92129117
I figured it'd be like rain
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>>92126617
These shorts were so comfy, especially this one
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>high school will be the time of my life
>all high schols have shit like a pool, or cheerleaders, or disection lesson. any actually interesting shit.

>most people have growth spurts and i will likely have mine soon

>adults generally know how to adult

>mistletoes are common things to put up, and maybe i'll get lucky and be under one with a qt

>>92121446
this
>that one episode where tom becomes a pacifist
>refuses to be violent, actually at peace
>jerry decides thats no fun and ruins his entire motto

>that one ep where he gets tom fucking killed
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>>92129061
>be nice to them
>will in all likelyhood make it worse
only time i saw this work is in the autobiography warriors don't cry. they just got confused and bored and left her alone iirc
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>>92128738
I once had a dream about a wikipedia article about me. Was pretty weird.
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>>92114430
>School Buses that stop right in front of your house
>I've literally never seen a mistletoe or someone kiss under one
>Robots and computers that can speak and understand perfect english/language with whom you can talk to like a reasonable person
We're getting close, but oh so far from this right now
>Kid Geniuses amounting to anything fun and making inventions instead of years of neglect, parent abuse, bullying, discrimination, insecurity , impostor syndrome, doing one thing particularly well, and not amounting to anything when they grow up
>If you can wiggle your fingers you can dance
>parties are enjoyable social affairs you want to get invited to
>Popular kids are mean, bad in school (asking you to do their homework), and haughty.
Popular kids were rather nice to everyone, athletic, and smart.

This thread has most others I can think of that I hadn't repeated but
The most embarrassing one for me:
>Moustaches grow from nose hairs
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>>92129537
That second one isn't a lie, it's just a thing you haven't seen in person I guess. Lot of people hang some up above a doorway during the holidays.
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>>92114430
>Popular kid was my friend despite me being an awkward fuck.
>Refuse to be his best friend because aI thought that he was secretly bad because he's popular.
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>women can be competent and intelligent
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>>92129275
>high school will be the time of my life
This was pretty true for me at least. College has been the most miserable three years of my life
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>>92117601
I would put these in water until the outer layer is soft. The chalky texture is good
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>>92118258
>>92122534
>tfw the Italian dub just replaced the "Jelly filled donut" thing and made up they were "sweet buns covered in coconut flakes"
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>>92125955
Yeah. It's in moments like this that I start believing that /cock/ should have remained, just for "broccoli in cartoons" thread.
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>>92130339
/cock/ was comfy as all fucks
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>>92128797
I did.
I dreamed about a chapter in my school History book revealing that Dave the Barbarian really existed.
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>>92130376
But did you actually READ the text in the dream or just looked at the book and knew that? Because come to think of it, I can't recall reading anything in my dreams either.
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>Clouds are flying chunks of whipped cream
>Realistic latex masks are something anyone can get for cheap
>Skunks have no control over their gas
>Computers can do anything
>Virtual reality was already a reality anyone could get back in 1998

>>92130427
I surely remember reading the words "Kingdom of Udrogoth"
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>>92130427
Me neither. I know not being able to read the time off clocks/watches is a thing in dreams.
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>>92128738
In my dreams every time I start reading something I can get half a sentence in before I realize I'm making it up as I'm going.
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>>92128125
>>92128206
>>92128554
>they've ever had a good fresh IPA or a Belgian Trappist ale or an authentic German lager

fucking plebs
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>>92130376
I don't know why that just made me chuckle.
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>>92120101

>only 20mph

That's pretty fast anon.
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>>92129537
cartoons and tv actually get money from advertisers to push parties, concerts, and vacations as these fun things because they all encourage people to spend lots of money.
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>>92129061
I don't know why people think there is or expect to find some magical recipe to deal with all bullies. Bullies are diverse and each of them respond differently to certain approaches.
Some of them can become friends if you know how to talk to them, others are afraid of authority and can be accused in front of a parent or a teacher, others will only respond to having the shit beaten out them and some of them are little psychopaths you should either get in prison or run away from as fast as possible.
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>>92128125
beer that more than 10% alcohol taste good
that 3.5% crap you buy is basically just bread and water
also hard ginger beer and hard cider are amazing
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>>92119296
>>92119990
>>92121052
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Pole,_Alaska
You're not entirely wrong.
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>>92121951
Can't think of any example, but I remember when something like this happened the bullied character is presented as villian worse than the bully
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>>92127784
Bullies are cancer, anon.
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>>92127931
It is though you child
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>>92129537
>>School Buses that stop right in front of your house

But this is real
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>>92131359
Tell that to someone who live in the back of a development and had to walk five minutes to the bus stop everyday
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>>92129537
>If you can wiggle your fingers you can dance
Kek. FOP?

>>92131359
Depending on where the stop is it'll probably happen to someone. Mine was right across the street, so while not AS close as possible, I could still see it coming from a window, which is great because it meant I would only have to go out when I saw it coming, saving a lot of grief in the winter.
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>>92118221
but what if you believe something demonstrably wrong?
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>>92131319
No.
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I actually thought Americans had the same outfits in their wardrobes
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>>92131546
I kind of do.
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>>92114799
Is there a story to this, anon?
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>>92115054
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>>92128797
I had a dream where I read the marquee thing on a bus I caught. It said "170".
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>>92131579
throwing cold water into a deep fryer would cause the oil to splutter all over the place and likely harm the person working the fryer
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>>92126667
its clay dood
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>>92131579
deep frying anything with ice is how you get a grease fire
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>>92131628
I write down all my dreams these days, so here's the end of the dream I mentioned where I catch the bus.

(At the bus-stop,) everyone's there. I look at the schedule as the 56 passes, for some reason one of the three girls who walks up to me says the 56 is the one they wanted to catch... then why'd you let it go? I can't find any buses which'll take me home! The buses to the mall are on the other side of the road, aren't they. As they're behind me I say, the 170's coming up. The girl who seemed to be Angel says, "awh, the 170! we can catch it!" (it says "UP170" on the marquee). We run, even on the road a little... catching up as it stops at the next stop which was only about 1 and a half houses distance from the previous stop. I say "thank you mister bus driver man"! Looking at the screen on the us, I see it goes through a variety of stops, presumably never the same schedule. On the terminal it mentions foods and drinks or arts and crafts, we all sit at the front in one of those pairs of seats facing each other.
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>being independant and grown-up is good and life gets better after school
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>>92128022
>they are not edible
Same fucking thing my man.
Fucking Rolf ate those things and they looked so good but its like eating colored rocks.
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>>92131852
>Someone on /co/ has a dreamjournal.
Meet all kinds of people here.
Also keep doing this anon you could learn how to lucid dream
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>>92131437
> had to walk five minutes
*gasp*
Come the fuck on anon, there are children in countryside areas who have to walk over half an hour or even longer to school every day. School buses in cities aren't even a thing in my country, literally what's the problem with walking 10-20 minutes to your school few block away?
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>>92120341
>t. the chef on SS13
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>>92126325
>>92126421
I wipe the seat down with one or two strips of toilet paper whenever I go to a public bathroom. It's compulsory, since my brother never lifted the seat when he pissed.
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>>92129018
Red wine is great. White wine is dogshit.
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>>92129043
I still don't quite understand why he was in the wrong there, four years later.
>she pays for confidence training from him
>he gives her the confidence training
>shows up a week later to get his pay for the training
>she freaks out and hides in her house from him

It was really weird.
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>>92114430
People wearing sneakers/shoes inside the house.
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>>92131918
I found sleep paralysis to be quickest way to lucid dream. I've never managed to stay dedicated to a dream journal for long.
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>>92129061
>>tell the teacher
>doesn't always work, some schools don't care about bullying unless it happens directly in front of a parent
I'd love to see an episode that explores this, where the TEACHER gets punished by someone with higher power.
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>>92132342
>where the TEACHER gets punished by someone with higher power.
And blow away any realism?
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>>92122002
Dislocate your jaw putting it in your mouth. Hence the name.
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>>92122257
No anon, they will succeed 100% of the time, you just need to be attractive and charismatic and not a fat neckbeard manchild who watches cartoons.
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>>92118258
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that as a kid.
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>>92131852
Anon, for fuck's sake, have better dreams then that. I'd dread going to sleep if all I could look forward to is a dream about getting on a bus.
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>>92120101
>20 mph
Anon that's about as fast as a car on a town road
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>>92131546
>Milo_Murphy.jpg
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>>92120101
>find out that they only run at 20 mph
It's relative, though. Road runners are tiny, so they should look like they're going twice that. There's a good example in the game Ziggurat- for whatever reason they decided to put the camera about 1 foot from the ground, which means the game feels like you're constantly on the verge of breaking the sound barrier even though you're only covering a modest distance.
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SVTFOE tricked me into thinking girls didn't actually like getting cucked (they do).
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>>92117583
I feel bad for these girls since they likely won't be able to understand why a certain group of people want to allow men into women's bathrooms just because they "think they're female".
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>>92128738
I know I can read in dreams because I've had dreams where I'm browsing 4chan, please kill me.
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>>92128738
>tfw when i have played several video games in and watched cartoons in my dreams
>tfw when they never will come to fruition as i forget most of them.
;_;
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>>92126629
WE FORGOT THE CRACKERS
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>>92133342
Adress and time?
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>>92121463
>a "metal" is defined exactly as every known element except for hydrogen and helium
no
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>>92131541
Yes
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>>92134040
Seconding this
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>>92120760
I pity those people. Broccoli is my favorite vegetable in pretty much any form.
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>if the girl teases you its because they like you

Nah son I was getting fucked with by girls at university I'd never even seen before walking into the cafe
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>>92131546
Honestly this is my closet because I only go to work and come home unless I absolutely have to go out somewhere like every 6 months to renew my insurance
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>>92129537
>School Buses that stop right in front of your house
This was true for me
but I was never at home, so it didn't matter
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>>92128738
You can read, but it makes little sense and it keeps changing.
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>>92129018
>>92132039

There are many variants and Strengths in flavours of wines.
I drink red wine that is considered soft, where as my mother drinks the robust(Tough flavour) red wine.
White wine is just sweet or dry.

I like drinking beer, but I can down alcohol really easy, and the calorie intake is too great for me to keep it up, thus I drink wine.
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>>92128738
Years ago hen I used to read more prose novels than comics I used to had dreams of pure text and my voice reading them
I can't recall if the text was legible

>>92133342
I also have had dreams like this
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>>92134246
That statement mostly refers to girls in kindergarten, elementary, or junior high. Everything afterwards is a lost cause unless you have the nuts to confront them, which you seem to lack.
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>>92130706
american beer tastes like piss so I'm not surprised they came to that consensus
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>>92126221
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>>92132145
he only wanted her money and didn't really care about the particular qualities of the client, which in case with Fluttershy, a mentally troubled individual, led to disastrous results
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>>92128738

>browsing 4chan since I was 15
>started having dreams where I literally dream about sitting at a computer and reading 4chan
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>>92118394
I eat onions.
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>>92114713
>>92128954
>>92129004
shrinkrays aren't real
why would they not make you lighter?
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>>92130786
Top-shelf post, anon.
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>>92130534
>realistic latex masks are cheap
Did you try buying a chicken mask
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>>92119296
>thought the moon was cheese

YOU CAN'T PROVE IT ISN'T THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>92128738
You can read in dreams. Although, I think Star Trek did it better, where O'Brien and Bashir were stuck in a dream and only figured this out when Bashir tried to read his book and it started over again. Shit like that has happened to me in dreams before.
>>
>your life has no meaning if you're not in a relationship
>hooking up with someone in your clique is a good idea
>a girl who says she wants to be "just friends" really doesn't want anything to do with you
>you have a chance with that girl who doesn't even want to be platonic friends with you
>people actually say sappy shit like "I looked at her and I knew she was the one"

I've never seen romance handled well in a comic or a cartoon. The romance in Korra was downright infuriating but Fry & Leela might have been the worst.
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>>92114430
>Popular kids are assholes.

From my experience, its a 50/50 split. Some could, be jerks, but most of the popular kids I met were pretty alright.
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>>92118258
I really don't understand why they felt the need to change this from riceballs
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>>92139768
>wanting kids to figure out there's more to the world than America
Fuck off, stop trying to traumatize children
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>>92137676
I do that, albeit in a blue moon. That damn juice is tangy.
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>>92114483
>Implying it's not disgusting
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>mfw I thought there would be bullies shoving me into lockers every day
>mfw I thought that there would be some cheerleading squad that dominates the school
>mfw i thought i would get sent to detention often
>mfw i thought going to high school would be fucking chaotic
>mfw i realized it was just cartoons exaggerating things

did anyone here think high school was going to be like in the cartoons?
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>>92129117
its like going through thick fog.
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>>92116906
Finn is a fucking epic level fighter. he does whatever the fuck he wants.
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>>92129068
what if his dog doesn't love HIM enough?
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>>92119296
I would totally buy that
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>>92131123
That episode of Static Shock where the bullied kid gets a gun to shoot the bully but fucks up and shoots Gear?
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>>92130011
College is a scam built around enslaving idiots for a few years of carefree partying with no responsibilities. It gets better when you get out, as long as you finish without a mountain of debt.

t. got an engineering degree
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>>92139465
>>a girl who says she wants to be "just friends" really doesn't want anything to do with yo
this is the truest truth tho
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>>92121951
Not /co/ but Fourze showed that while you should maintain a positive and forgiving attitude if they decide to change, sometimes standing up for your self and fighting back is the only option if they make no such attempt to change thier attitude
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>>92143079
I'm not a partier, I get straight As, and I have no debt. I just hate it because I'm friendless, directionless, and alienated
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>>92118258
I used to get so confused when I went to dunkin doughnuts and they had no idea what I was talking about
>>
>>92143185
I've met a handful of females who were cool if you weren't trying to fuck them.

My college has a lot of women who enjoy male company but are terrified of having a cock inside them. Must be a pandemic of asexuals.
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>>92114430
>Apple for the teacher (Seriously, when was that a thing, 1860?)
>Clapping chalk erasers as punishment
>Teachers with beads on glasses
>Teachers and bullies refer to you by your surname
>Romeo and Juliet plays, where Chad/your bully is Romeo and your oneitis is Juliet, and you're a tree or some bullshit.
>Rope-climbing
>Gym class being some draconian torture session and not just indoor recess.
>Mystery meat
>Mandatory gym showers
>Every high school student looks like a twenty-something instead of teenagers
>"Popular kids"
>FOOOOODFIIIIGHT!!!!


I feel like most writers take inspiration from this big book of school cliches, or they all just recycle experiences from one guy who started it all by jotting down his school days from, like, the 1950's or earlier.
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>>92144268
my school gym had rope climbing
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>>92137737
Conservation of mass
You'd just be packing the same mass into a smaller form with a much higher density.
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>>92122002
score it, break it open with a chisel, polish the surface, and display it like you would a geode.
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>>92128841
Beerfags are just insecure germanboos/scandaboos that have to shit on the much better alcohols of Western and Southern Europe
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>>92142519
Fucking cartoons had me scared to death of high school for no fucking reason.
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>>92144471
Star Trek: The Animated Series ALMOST did this right.

The crew was shrinking, but they made sure to point that their mass remained the same, and were making like, visible dents in the computer consoles and such.

But then one character falls into a fish tank and floats, rather than sinking like a brick of iron. Then she gets rescued by someone else tossing her a piece of string.
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>>92145013
>tossing her a piece of string
Fuck man. The insane muscle density at that size would make properly manipulating small or light objects nearly impossible.
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>>92139465
>I've never seen romance handled well in a comic or a cartoon.

It's /a/ but at least it was well handled and animated.
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>>92123744
That is a fun fact
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>>92120760
>>92123744
Source?
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>>92144471
But that's stupid. The only reason a shrink ray can work in the first place is magical handwavium bullshit, so having their mass decrease along with size is just as valid as saying that it stays the same.
>>
>>92133342
>>92137486
>>92136431
I thought I was the only one
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>>92139465
You mention Korra as a negative example, but I've seen people point out every once in a while that its romance subplots were actually somewhat more true-to-life than in a lot of other franchises. Things sometimes got messy, confusing, frustrating and awkward; "love at first sight" moments didn't work out, characters didn't immediately find their soulmates, they were unsure of their own feelings, they spent a lot of time fumbling around and accidentally hurting the people they cared, and many of the relationships headed for a dead end. If you don't like how Korra did it, but you don't like typical sappy romantic cliches either, what would you like to see in a fictional romance instead?
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>>92144171
Literally, wants nothing to do with you.
Literally, defined grin and bear it friendships.
90% of the time when a woman says they want to stay friends you're either a fag pal, a gossip dump, or unneeded, and the remaining 10% of the time is said immediately following a one night stand.
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>>92131852
Isn't UP170 the number on the plane from that one Twilight Zone Episode?
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>>92151104
Well if you're gonna go out assuming all females are shit people, then yes maybe you'll have a bad time befriending them.
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>>92132228
>sleep paralysis
just dont open your eyes anon.
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>>92139465
>your life has no meaning if you're not in a relationship
I know this is wrong but something deep down makes me feel like a lesser man because I don't have a girlfriend.
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>>92131546
It's a common joke because who the fuck is going to draw a new outfit for every single day.
If you ever wander why anime is mostly set in schools with uniforms then you have your answer.
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>>92128069
That shape represents a skep, a kind of wicker some designed to act as a hive frame
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>>92114713
>alcohol and drugs make you hallucinate.
NEVER drink while tired.
>shitposting on 4chan drunk
>wonder why your monitor is so bright
>that's not your monitor, that's the sun
>your laying on your back in you neighbors field
>you roll over
>your nose to nose with you neighbors retard horse
>the look on his face says "morning sunshine!"
>>
>>92132018
Why don't you just lay down a strip and see the wet spots
>>
>>92137980
The astronauts want all that moon cheese to themselves.
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>>92128738
Well it is true. You will end up just looking at a page of text that looks like

ejrfjmhill3209jfwkajg
eg0iewng0waengoag
gn4ewgisaltjgwaklg

and pick up on a few words your mind just thinks of what it said or you just drop it as you don't remember what it said
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>>92157544
That's not how it works for me. It produces legible sentences, but they don't always flow, and if I try to go back and read an earlier passage it'll have changed.
>>
>You can live cleanly in the sewers
>Electric eels are true eels and they can be found in the ocean.
>Being a scientist means you're also an expert on chemistry, pathology, medicine, computer programming and mechanical engineering all at once and then some.
>Any idiot can build a robot.
>Rich people are always assholes and for no reason
>Explosions are safer than gunfire
>Lasers are safer than bullets
>Water is softer than concrete or gravel
>You can swim in coins
>High altitudes are no different than being on or slightly above sea level
>>
>>92128022
>>92128040
>>92131892
Fuck you guys Jujubes are great
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>>92120760
Broccoli tastes bitter to some people? I'm sorry anon, but that's pretty hard to swallow
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>>92158329
>>Rich people are always assholes and for no reason
I am still mad about legend of everfree fucking one of the few examples we have of a character that goes against that.
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>>92129117
If you've ever been in thick fog, there you go.
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>>92143760
Did you join any clubs? Great way to boost your resume and find people with similar interests.
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>>92120409
Jello is a brand name you cock nugget
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>>92129162
>>92142619
>>92163192
oh, this sounds much nicer.
how weird; this world.
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>>92129275
>adults generally know how to adult
this hurts the most
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>>92128206
>>92128125
>>92128554
people talking about alcohol always shows just how fucking ignorant they are.
people experience tastes differently, you know how that indian guy, or that white kid in your class somehow stomached the spiciest food without breaking a sweat while you got red in the face if you as much as smelled chilli?
its genes, motherfuckers. your tastebuds are largely decided by genes. then after that its uprising/what you ate as a kid and then LASTLY, its your PERSONAL PREFERENCE, aka what you associate with different foods/smells, or as some would say its all in your head. you can rewrite your brain to like things you didnt use to like, because the brain has the ability to recognize that strong tastes won't immediatelly kill you.
like fuck, this is a simple google click away, yet you're all sitting here like ''hurr durr why do you PRETEND to like beer hurr durr''
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>>92149642
Physics breaking aside losing your mass literally means losing cells. Brain cells, muscle cells, bone cells etc. Even if you somehow survived the gruesome process you'd either be in a coma or majorly physically and mentally disabled. Also there'd be no way to return to normal at that point.
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>>92114430
Biggest one I can think of is rabbits like to eat carrots.
It's high in sugar so it's bad for them, plus they really don't care for them to my understanding.
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>>92114713
>shrinking makes things lighter
That one's unfair. You're allowing a type of magic that makes atoms smaller, but then complaining that the same magic also makes atoms lighter. Why can't it be a shrink-and-lighten-ray?
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>>92166288
Didn't that whole thing come around because Bugs Bunny is always eating carrots, except that was originally a parody of a famous (at the time) movie scene and not a statement that rabbits love carrots
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>>92114483
first post best post
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>>92166458
Yeah that is right. Bugs was parodying a scene from "It Happened One Night"
https://youtu.be/Wcrth90C3D4

But it spread that rabbits like carrots from Bugs. I would assume just like how the image of Santa is thanks to Coke.
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>>92150915
To be honest I only remember the key worst moments.
>Korra was Bolin walking in on Korra & Mako
>Korra & Mako breaking up for some stupid reason
>Verrick proposing to Zhu Li out of left field
>and obviously Korrasami

I want to see the message in fiction to just not date people within your clique. You'll land in a web of sexual/romantic tension with your peers and if the relationship takes a turn for the worst it could destroy the clique completely.
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>>92129275

How common is the mistletoe at Christmas?
You see it in EVERY FUCKING SHOW taking place that time.
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>>92117239
Because I dont have inferior genes, so to me its like eating refreashing water.
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>>92128738
>dream of 15 years of slowly falling in love with my best friend, starting a family, and realizing she's perfect for me
>feels so real, we are both extremely "in character", legitimaly think this is real
>never had feelings for her before this
>wake up heartbroken and sad it wants
>tfw I fell in love with her because of her imaginary persona in a dream
To this fucking day I kind of have a thing for her
I never asked for this
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>>92169718
>it wasn't
That's what I get for phoneposting
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>>92139746
Well yeah, they're probably popular for a reason
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>>92167567
I have never seen mistletoe ever and bringing it out is probably grounds for some harassment lawsuit
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>>92121951
Nelson's debut in The Simpsons
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>>92129033
Same, it reminds me I'm nowhere as autistic as I used to be
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>>92169718
Literally every other dream I had in my college freshman years.

Watching Bojack ruin his relationship with Charlotte strikes a particular chord.
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>>92118221
>Be yourself
Pick related.
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>>92114713
Feel ya senpai. If clouds had mass they would fall from the sky, wouldn't they?
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>>92118258
Same. I thought they were hose little white powdered ones.
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>>92163654
I've joined a couple. But it's not quite the same as it was in high school. Back then, everyone who was in a club was really into it and had a whale of a time. In college, people seem more apathetic and don't want to be friendly
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>>92129129
Any more of these sort of hypno gifs that are intended to have actual positive subliminal influence, compared to the usual sexual gifs?
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>>92129018
M O S C A T O
O
S
C
A
T
O

I drink it like it's water.
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>>92128993
From the 80s when punk and metal was the go-to "bad kids" music.
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>>92114430
I think Jelly is the equivalent to Honey for them, and Honey on a burger is much better than you would think.
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>>92154105
>It's a common joke because who the fuck is going to draw a new outfit for every single day.
Weekenders was ahead of its time then.
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>>92114430
I'm pretty sure you were just retarded.
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>>92129033
A tomboy liked me, but my interest in girls wasn't on yet.

It's one of the two things I regret quite a bit.
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>>92144268
I graduated in 2005 anon and your list is real.

>>Apple for the teacher
My friend who is a teacher received an apple from a student in her graduating class. It was a bronze apple as she helped him earn a scholarship.

>>Clapping chalk erasers as punishment
Done outside of the school until the school finally replaced the chalkboards with whiteboards around 2000.

>>Teachers with beads on glasses
I sport that look right now. A music teacher had a ZZ Top beard, glasses, and a bald head.

>>Teachers and bullies refer to you by your surname
Yes and no. My first name is John and there were three other John's in my class. The teacher asked if she could use our last names.

>>Romeo and Juliet plays, where Chad/your bully is Romeo and your oneitis is Juliet, and you're a tree or some bullshit.

>>Rope-climbing
Yes, but it was held outside.

>>Gym class being some draconian torture session and not just indoor recess.
Yes, as the main gym teacher was a jagoff. He would pick on girls and broke one girl's jaw by throwing a basketball at her. Later was fired as his ex-wife became the school's superintendent.

>>Mystery meat
Nope. The cafeteria was pretty good.

>>Mandatory gym showers
Had them, didn't have enough time between periods to shower.

>>Every high school student looks like a twenty-something instead of
teenagers
I developed a bad five o'clock shadow when I was 17. Which my school having a shaving policy. You would see a lot of guys with cut up faces (had to shave at school with cheap one dollar razors if you were pulled aside).

>>"Popular kids"
My high school had the various groups. Most of them overlapped.

>>FOOOOODFIIIIGHT!!!!
Yes, during my freshman year. It caused the school to change how lunches were handled. People snuck a lot of rotten food in to do it.
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>>92171934
>>>Teachers with beads on glasses
>I sport that look right now. A music teacher had a ZZ Top beard, glasses, and a bald head.

Same anon, I'm a retard and misread beads as beards.

One OLD teacher did the bead eyeglass thing. She was at least 60+ and only taught one class.
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>>92133970
He said "In astronomy"
Learn to read, idiot
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>>92130011
opposite for me, and even then i was miserable. hopefully from this year on i'll only get better

>>92165668
used to daydream about what 'older me' would be like- being cute, having their shit together, being happy

>>92167567
only ever seen some fake ones on walls and doors for decoration.
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>>92143854
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>>92114713
Clouds do have mass, they're still matter
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>>92128954
Fetishes are usually worked around in ideal situations. Whoever told you plausibility is part of the deal is a gatekeeping douchebag.
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>>92114430
I used to think that too.
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>>92166578
Oh man, I remember seeing that film. I never really connected the two until now.
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>>92119296
literally

A U T I S M
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I
S
M
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>>92120760
Can confirm, I've done a practical in my unviersity involving the tasting of the chemical in broccoli and then correlated it with the genes.
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>>92128738
I remember having a dream where I was reading a note, and half of it was jibberish like your pic, some of it was normal words with numbers mixed in, and the rest was completely legible. Still weird tho
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>>92169718
Once had a dream I was holding a girls hand, and we just dicked around, and talked. It was unironically one of the best dreams I've ever had. That and superpower dreams, those are fucking baller.
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>>92131590
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Not really /co/ related, but I used to think the backdrops on late night talk shows were real windows, and the show was actually being filmed at night.
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>>92118221

Also
>Everyone has a group they belong with
Even worse my family told me the same thing.
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>>92133342
I had a dream recently, where I was browsing /v/, but the blue background was changed to a dusk orange sky with black trees.
There was an announcement at the top listing a bunch of fishy links, obviously screamers, and the threads talked about scary levels and bugs that make your hand pulsate when they sting you.
I need to stop browsing this site so much.
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>>92139768
4kids was probably taking donations from Dunkin Donuts.
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>>92128937
>If you stand up to bullies they'll stop bullying you, even if you're physically weaker
>If you try to talk to bullies they'll stop bullying you, just make friends
>If you tell an adult on the bullies you won't be bullied anymore
>You can stop bullies
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