These two are now your classmates

>>92105190
okay

Yay I'm back in school! I don't have to think about life again!

>>92105190
No fair, they'd throw off the curve by studying at 1.5x speed.

>>92105190
I look forward to all my y-you too's

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May I fug them?

>>92105190
....Okay?
I mean they're just two extremely out of my league girls who wouldn't know I exist. it's not any different from my high school experience in general.

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>"H-Hey anon,we need a project partner, do you want to join us?"

>>92105351
Oh God no. I was always the dumbest person in the group and I always dragged down everyone else.

>not the delicious blonde shota catfuccboi

Nope nope shit-tier into-the-schwarbage-it-goes timeline time to an hero and roll again

>>92105351
I would just say no, I'm terrible at containing my spaghetti

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>>92105190
> mole

>>92105736
I thought it was a bindi.

>>92105351
Sure, I might not be the only one who can write or give an oral presentation this time.

>>92105190
I'm their teacher. They are going to LOVE math. Or else.

>>92105981
A bindi would be placed in the center of the forehead more between the eyebrows.

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>>92105190
Kay. I'd probably just ignore them like I ignored every other classmate I ever had. But, kay.

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>YFW she will go after the hot guy in the classroom and she barely notice your existence

>>92105190
Been a couple weeks since they transferred here. Marinette's kind of a spaz, but she's friendly enough with everyone and tries to be helpful. Keeps disappearing at the weirdest times, but she doesn't smell like weed or cum or anything when she gets back (one time I thought I smelled pigeon crap, wtf), so I guess it's nothing nasty. Alya's always chattering about some paranormal blog she runs (superhero sightings? is this just a cosplay site in disguise?), but she's pretty damned smart and cute.

They're both pretty outgoing, don't even seem to care about cliques; I've seen them rope some artfag kid and a couple of bro jocks into a project group together and get things done without a single punch or insult thrown, it's amazing. Man, even though they're so approachable, I feel like they're completely out of my league, it's killing me.

Ugh, fuck, those weird butterflies are back, I gotta go shut the wind- YES! GIVE ME THE POWER! I AM THE PC MASTER RACER! AND THIS CITY WILL EAT MY DUST!

>>92105190
Asking Alya on a date

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>>92105190
They aren't taking me alive!

>>92105351

>>Brought on as official stress reliever.

>>92105190

Downside: more hot girls who feel nauseous at the thought of breathing the same air as me.

Upside: watching the plain girls who don't like me either being consumed by jealousy.

>>92105351
Is it about human reproduction?

>>92105190
But I don't wanna be a murderer...

>>92105190
Why am I in school?
I'm almost 27.

I wonder if people have learned yet that losing your memory and seeing Ladybug and Chat Noir fistbump in front of you means you got akumatized. That'd suck.

>>92107417
I'm 45, I wouldn't mind going back to school.

>>92110701
jesus what is this

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>>92106882
I don't blame you

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>>92105190
>mole

>>92105190
But I'm a 42yo wizard ;-;

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>"And this 16 year old witch needs to learn some spells."

>>92105190
>These two are now your classmates

How the fuck did they get to graduate school at 16?

>>92105190
I hope they take English classes, because I know who I'd offer to help.

>>92117251
to what fucking end?

>>92105190
So are they now in collage or are we back in high school, are they now aged up or they still 16?

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>>92105190
I spend the entire year planning how I can make her wear the Lady Wifi uniform.

And, uh Marinette can be there too, I guess. She's cute but she's clearly smitten.

Pic unrelated except to show that you can get pretty good fake uniforms in canon!

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>>92105190
>you are now stuck in the eternal hell of being tortured in new and horrible ways every week only for everything to be repaired for the next time

>>92105190
But, I'm 30 and happy with my job as an IT manager of an 80 person company anon.

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>>92118272
What would you have me do Master Hawkmoth

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>>92105190
>not best girl Chloe who I'd let stamp all over me

>>92105190
Just like all my other classmates, I ignore them.

>>92105351
Sure, but you better do most of the work.

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i still want to cum inside sabrina

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>>92122588
Black lipstick Sabrina does things to my body.

>>92105351
>tfw I would always be incredibly autistic, end up doing everything myself because I considered my partners a bunch of retards and then ratting them out to the teachers for not doing shit

In retrospective, I don't blame the rest of the school for bullying me into suicide attempts.

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>>92105239

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you guys are creepy pedos

>>92118937
What the fuck is wrong with her head?

>>92105351
>tfw never shy my whole life
>always grouped myself with shy autists who couldn't speak well
>they did all the work of the projects for me and i just needed to present in front

>>92105190
I'm not sure how I feel about a chick with blue hair.

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>>92105351
>want to contribute to the project
>everyone is brainstorming, just yapping and talking over each other
>never get a chance to talk because too beta to talk over them
>end up offering to do anything so they don't think I'm just freeloading

Fuck you Marinette. You're a shit hero btw

>>92124236
I guess an underage frogposter would have personal experience with pedos.

So would they be French foreign exchange students?

>>92105190
>TFW Adrian

Suffering, as this cutie repeatedly calls out my name only for me to realize she means her Adrian.

>>92105190
Introduce the chinese one to drugs, then once she is hooked, maker her my personal whore

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>>92126918

>>92126953
I wish I could grow a beard

>>92126953
The fact you have such a hd image of this guy saved on your computer worries me

>>92124236
I'm not creepy

>>92126953
I no longer understand this, it's used against betas being so fucking doorsteps or edge lords?
Seriously, which one is this for? One it's the opposite of the other, it's retarded using it for both situations.

>>92126996
It takes 10 seconds to find an image on google images. You should try it sometime.

>>92126996
It's on the GIS results page for neckbeard.

>>92127039
even more worrying that you actually looked for this guys face, actually took time out of your day to find it, and you want me to find it too, pretty creepy.

>>92105190
This show will never achieve the hidden gold mine of potential and character development 'cause it's just a kids show.

It hurts /co/.

>>92127039
You spent 10 seconds of your life to find a image of some fat guy and saved it? Lordy.

>>92105190
Do I have hypnosis powers?

>>92127039
Did it take 10 seconds for you to jerk off to it too?

>>92127077
>>92127082
Even more worrying that you took the time to reply to the image.

>>92127106
Don't flatter yourself.

>>92127115
Calm down buddy, it's okay that you want to take it up the butt from some fat guy, it is the current year after all

>>92127139
>>92127115
>>92127106
>>92127131
Samefag

>>92127131
Not the guy but dude, that doesn't even make any sense

just fuck already

>>92127139
That's a very specific fetish you have, but this is the wrong board.

>>92127200
>>92127139
You have to be 18 to post on 4chan guys

>>92127220
Any yet, so many here aren't. Its like that "no flaming, no trolling" rule.

>>92127220
This is all just a big game, and secretly everyone on 4chan is lovey-dovey. Which is why stuff like jerking off and butt fucking gets brought up.

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These two are ALSO your classmates. Would you hang out with them?

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>>92105190
>not best bro
why even bother

>>92105239
Buy bitcoins! Make a killing when the credit crunch happens! Get erections again! Kill your father!

>>92126953
Gross why do you have this saved?

>>92105190
Ok.

>>92106334
Yeah but I thought maybe this was how the hip teenagers wore their bindis. Kind of like how some jocks amd music aficionados wear their caps back or to the side.

>>92107084
Yes and your job is to hold the camera.

>>92124360
>be the shy autist
>actually happy that people like you exist
god bless you anon

>>92105190
But I'm not in class anymore.
Hell, I'm not even in college anymore.

>>92127035
its used for anyone you dont like who isnt Chad